Gelatin Animal Daycare

Genetic defficiency discovered: bussin' lung.
Originally streamed/recorded on April 19th, 2022.
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[@leomorris7573]

the worst thing i have ever created in this game was an extremely small extremely long dog named noodle. he couldnt walk on his own but would inch sideways along the ground like an inchworm. i kept him in a fenced in enclosure so i didnt lose him in the abundant weeds and forced him to eat french fries to see how long i could make him

[@HunniBunnV]

Omg-

[@blackcat2333]

@@HunniBunnV do you have his code by any chance

[@grain_death]

i did the same thing but with extremely short, small body and the longest legs possible. he's called spider and can't move

[@doifhg]

I made long dog called toast with long microscopic spindly legs and I felt really bad every time he tried to walk

[@nerdychocobo]

at the moment I'm trying to create "worm dogs" by breeding away their legs and making them as long as possible

[@diodedrake2946]

The dog: Dancing with glee and heart symbols Jerma: "SOMETHING'S WRONG HE'S FREAKING OUT"

[@rampageblizzard]

timestamp?

[@hammyblammy]

@@rampageblizzard 7:18

[@rampageblizzard]

@@hammyblammy thx bro you get a cookie

[@cursed-cat9126]

That's because he's a vocaloid hologram.

[@guardianhirro]

Jerma isn't used to creatures being happy in his presence

[@sneesnaa]

the worst thing i've ever done to a wobbledog was create a dog that literally could not move. it had no front legs, it was wide and flat like a pancake, and it got caught on everything. i'd get constant notifications that it was starving and i had to drag it to the dispenser and stuff food in its mouth. the dog was a byproduct of me trying so hard to get one stupid achievement. i ended up making a "testing facility" that i put that dog in. essentially prison. i don't know the extent to which that dog is traumatized now because i isolated it for the rest of its life out of frustration and when it inevitably died i let the hounds feast. i have another dog with eight legs. several generations later, 80% of my dogs cannot walk properly. evolution!!

[@ghsu]

least psychotic jerma viewer

[@theycallmedoorway9913]

Average Wobbledogs Enjoyer

[@magmentt]

pug breeding simulator

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Sounds like great fun 👍

[@magmentt]

@Abraham Johnathan no u

[@butterbee8193]

"Why are they having so much trouble getting food?" Jerma, my homie, you bred them to be unable to walk

[@lucki_fan67]

I love when jerma lies and says he doesn’t smoke even though he does every stream. Whenever he is taking a break you can almost hear the bong rips because he can’t stop smoking.

[@gremlinman9724]

almost?

[@lucki_fan67]

@Drake Thank you for the response drake, esteemed Canadian musician and lyrical artist. This sounds like something he would do because of that. Very disappointed in Jeremy elbertson. 😔

[@KinguKirimuzon]

@Drake 27 Doubloons

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@KinguKirimuzon 27 simoleons

[@lucki_fan67]

@Drake nice

[@AdamKlownzinger]

“Pupate”, a verb that means “to become a pupa”, which I believe applies to all of us the moment we pupa ina da toilet

[@humanure0]

how dare

[@cryptnymph]

haha good one adam

[@pe1900]

haha good one adam

[@oskarpiskorek9945]

wow Adam, its a good one. I would even dare to stay its a knee slapper.

[@jeremytitus9519]

They don’t call you the klownzinger for nuthin

[@GoldKnightProduction]

Hush little baby, don't say a word~ Jerma's gonna eat a defenseless bird~

[@LittleIcarus]

There’s already a bird in here!! It, like, found its way in!! *chomping noises*

[@davidkrisler4331]

the worst thing I did in this game was make a dog who had no legs, super small, and was basically just a stick of butter with a head. I had to bring his food to him. His name is headass

[@AdamKlownzinger]

I like how Jerma pretends he doesn’t regularly pupate Otto by force feeding burritos down Otto’s gullet as well as his own

[@gremlinman9724]

otto will continually become more oblong until he mutates into grotto

[@AdamKlownzinger]

@@gremlinman9724Actually now that you mention it, the Otto’s Grotto script leaks say that that’s gonna happen in Season 7

[@skibblebopper]

@@AdamKlownzinger they're following comic storyline? i thought the writers said it would be a new story

[@bluedash24]

HAHAHA

[@lilfat4905]

Bro think he's play boi carti

[@adikumar6536]

16:25 "I gotta breed right now" - Jerma, 2022

[@JacobKinsley]

Me half way through my shift

[@aidanayers2093]

When zorn just isn’t enough anymore

[@themyofmy]

@tellegrmmendjerma37 ok breeder

[@miseryfell6417]

@telgrmammendjerma069 Oh I see, Jerma069 was put out of commission a long time ago and is trying to scam Jerma985's viewers out of jealousy

[@Derinrin]

I'm glad Jerma is finally listening to his boyfriend's advice. Ster is such great emotional support for him.

[@IAEkimov]

I love how this funny cartoonish game encapsulates perfectly how humans are willing to selectively breed mutants that can't perform basic tasks for amusement sake. Wobbledog is a social commentary.

[@jded_404]

The best example would be the pug

[@BierBart12]

Wobbledog is a wobblecommentary

[@lanckston]

i went into shock hearing the words “what’s breeding mode” leave his lips

[@SynkGD]

Glorious, loathsome, sparkling lips

[@orbcat1790]

@@SynkGDi hate you

[@fuwabnuuy]

The masculine urge to nibble on his lips

[@Hakeaa]

Only jerma could sing a nightcore lullaby

[@foxpurrincess3209]

im SCREAMI G

[@IanZWhite00]

34:25 Jerma literally is a comedy jinx. Just conjuring Looney Tunes bits with janky physics in every game he plays

[@Peztllence]

Trying so hard not to lose my shit at this holy hell

[@nanobreak_]

god that part killed me

[@guitarzerohd709]

I cried laughing

[@kamm6001]

@@guitarzerohd709 i did too

[@blturn]

Poor mosquito lookin’ dog

[@sothisisbasicallyhow4696]

Just in time for my lunch break. I’m so glad that Jerma knows the schedule for my entire life! I’m sure he can be trusted with personal information and would never use it to commit violent crime!

[@avocadokin]

I know! it's just in time for me to have it on in the background for studying! I can't imagine that he'd do anything wrong with this extremely specific information on my location and habits!

[@ranizza_]

Ever since i started believing in our lord and savior jerma, he uploads everytime I'm about to sleep and It's perfect for background noise!! I always end up getting nightmares though...but it's a small price to pay to thank lord jerma.

[@SevenHunnid]

i listened to andrew tate & started following my dreams.. now i do food reviews on my KZbin channel cuh

[@jeremytitus9519]

The spirit of 1960s motivational speaker and self help guru Charles Manson came to me in a dream and told me to subscribe to popular Internet personality Jerma985 on Twitch. Manson said that I would receive further coded instructions from the diminutive comedy man. So I watch, and I wait.

[@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh]

man it's just in time for me to play this idle game too i'm always a fan of background noise in idle games

[@FishMr3]

Tipsy flying through rooms for a solid thirty seconds made me laugh harder than I have in like a month.

[@spookyfrogs1874]

SAME THAT WAS SO AMAZING i have tears in my eyes

[@patrickthurlow5690]

I'm a high school teacher and would happily fail Jerma.

[@quantumblur_3145]

The butterfly effect

[@tamperproofpaws]

I wish my high-school teachers watched jerma

[@flumblum23]

Tipsy being thrown through the worm-hole doors a hundred times got me good XD Jerma's reaction was the cherry on top!

[@Rainygirl3100]

The muffled PAP PAP PAP sounds as Tipsy smacked his face into a pancake at 33:45 had me dying

[@rewindd]

im shocked he didnt give every dog a voice

[@bikinibottom4204]

This game hits all the warnings in my brain of being a psychological horror without actually qualifying

[@ThugHunterfromIsrael]

@tellegrmmendjerma37 whats up jerma37

[@twinfastasytowers]

@@ThugHunterfromIsrael omg its the real jerma37

[@parrsnipps]

No, thats bikinibottom4204, guys

[@bikinibottom4204]

@@parrsnipps they added an extra 4 to my name for no fucking reason

[@parrsnipps]

@@bikinibottom4204 4 times the 420 bro

[@piperkolafa8985]

In today's episode: Jerma VS The Concept of a Dog

[@6012reasol]

im really enjoying watching him frantically try to keep this godforsaken dog alive

[@disco8301]

"I always paid attention in science, I thought it was great" - Guy who thinks that microwaves give off radio waves

[@kwasrybonukleinowy9737]

But they do, don't they? Both are electromagnetic waves, microwaves with a wavelength of about 30 cm, so they overlap with radio communication

[@disco8301]

@@kwasrybonukleinowy9737 that doesn't mean they are radio waves, they're microwaves. Gamma rays overlap with visible light but you can't see gamma rays, they are a higher frequency and different waves altogether

[@TomJakobW]

That’s the first thing that came to my mind, too. He really said that 😂 Edit: he specifically meant ionizing radiation, though; not radio waves. That is a lot worse. It’s like thinking an infrared diode on your remote could shoot fire.

[@hannahweiss8558]

completely unrelated but i really loved logic classes too and he's so right in calling it math problems with language

[@midnightpizzagoblin]

Tipsy smashing his head off the floor made me laugh much more than I expected

[@Rocky-cy5bd]

hes literally breeding real life pugs

[@SirMatthew]

Love how he waited until the exact moment everyone forgot about the morbius meme to upload this

[@thecrab2408]

almost all his dog creatures look like deep sea animals

[@kaizerdeath12]

You can really date this video with the intro because Jerma isn't just going ballistic and shouting on the top of his lungs with the Morbius fever we're all still celebrating. -100 B.M *Beforus Morbius*

[@birdsforbrains2]

man can't stop being a substitute teacher

[@frankcasella423]

Holy shit jerman is a boolean algebra enjoyer???

[@AdamKlownzinger]

Hard not to enjoy boolean. Especially at the highest level with guys like LeBron James who are always boolean. Great boolers

[@noaag]

@@AdamKlownzinger jarl boolin'

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@AdamKlownzinger apex tier punnery

[@Emanuel08820]

@@AdamKlownzinger he's the best in the NBA (National Boolean Association)

[@cxc8268]

i was thinking he was talking about predicate calculus there but that also sounds right

[@skonk5408]

I love watching Jerma videos and VODs at times two speed. The jokes are twice as funny that way.

[@getSkrunk]

that’s because he actually slows down his voice in editing. he used to be the 4th member of Alvin and the chipmunks, but he got kicked out for doing meth during a live show and has been trying to cover up his past ever since.

[@crabeatcrab6011]

I don’t cuz it’s too fast

[@Demarkosstuff]

Jerma literally is sprite cranberry as a human

[@Dragonemperess]

The thirst thirstiest man of the year.

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

I miss original sprite cranberry. It’s only winter spiced every year now .

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma is sweet like apple pie *pinches his cheek* aren't you sweetie ☺

[@k.g.f.chapter2286]

Wow! The passage of time is irreversible!

[@supraman_]

HOW did he reach 6 legs in just one stream ?!?!? that took me hours to archeive

[@TomJakobW]

That’s why they call him Mister miss-creating miscreants.

[@alienenthusiast]

Jerma please play Wobbledogs again I beg.

[@charliesnark6535]

I really really hope he does

[@raynova8055]

I also beg

[@TrueConscript]

+1

[@ulexx6574]

+2

[@quantumblur_3145]

Dogs beg

[@lake8407]

i make deviled eggs regularly at my job which involves hard boiling and peeling a lot of eggs; any time a take a lid off of peeled eggs and someone walks to my area they always immediately ask what the awful smell is

[@evancrew1234]

at 30:23 we can see him voluntarily give us a glimpse of his real voice, disguising it as a “funny voice”, therefore drawing attention away from the slipup at 0:21. truly fascinating behaviour.

[@grexjr1420]

Hearing Jerma talk about logic after taking my logic class was amazing

[@sockpuppetman26]

I dominated the class discussion on the great gatsby after not reading the book, I'd only seen cartoon parodies.

[@falu3615]

god this was one of my favorite streams

[@kingkuma4112]

Agreed. Logic is more fun than it has any right to be.

[@SynkGD]

"I don't smoke weed. I don't SMOKE it" what a PSYCHO

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

He butt chugs dabs

[@ohhthatsleah]

jerma said “breeding” far too often in this stream

[@biddinge8898]

when he started singing that lullaby he looked so miserable

[@xDeeKayHD]

The Fart Simulator 2012 joke just keeps becoming more and more relevant with every game Jerma plays

[@koy5902]

I laughed my ass off at Tipsy repeatedly smacking his head into the ground lmaooo such a mood honestly. Rudolph is my favorite though

[@lycaptain]

is wobbledogs a social commentary on the dog breeding industry

[@lycaptain]

it hit me like right after he bred those bacon lookin dogs

[@mikeb.379]

It's almost impressive how many times he has he wrong dog selected and gets upset when the dog he thinks he has selected doesn't do what he wants.

[@jesseburk9135]

My favorite part of Jerma streams is the intro where he says some insanely specific thing that resonates with me in the depths of my soul.

[@LettuceTM]

i created a dog with an extremely short body and very unevenly sized legs. his name was captain wormleg and he physically could not move so in order to keep him from dying i had to place him on top of a pile of food and even then he wouldn't eat. he then gave birth to a similar dog but with one wing, he was rude so his name was sephiroth

[@alexdivision4320]

I ended up getting a passing grade on the oral discussion part of All the Light We Cannot See just because I talked about France in WWII and how what people talked about reminded me of the story my elderly tour guide said about being a little boy in Belgium during the Battle of the Bulge

[@delphoxlatias1821]

I was insanely amazing at faking my way through book reviewing in high school, I was able to lead conversations on books I didn’t even read, and even get some of the best grades on the bullshit I used to pull

[@zombbro]

I got a new puppy like 3 weeks ago. Yesterday, while walking outside in tall grass, he got bitten by something and I got worried since all he does now is hang from the ceiling in his coccoon Luckily I watched this and now know that is completely normal. Thanks for sharing this video, Jeremy.

[@Spoonsies_]

34:27 I couldn’t see the fucking screen during this because the tears of laughter were blocking my vision

[@jeanmouloude]

Finaly jerma give into his dark mind and create abominations

[@MA1R]

I feel like when Jerma is home alone and his door goes he would start barking and pretend to be a dog to avoid to interaction

[@IncogPollywog]

I feel like the dogs are Jerma's chat and he's just trying to manage them.

[@dannymonti2829]

5:40 caught me off guard, I'm studying for an exam as I'm watching this.

[@yuarentlucky]

When Jerma was a lad he ate four dozen eggs, every morning to help him get large.

[@Ag3nt-MC]

The worst thing I’ve ever done to a wobbledog is i filled an entire room with French fries, sent a dog in there, and only mutated him once the room was empty. Best 15 hours of my life (I left the game on in the background)

[@DeathnoteBB]

“I don’t smoke weed” Why does papa keep lying to us 😢

[@denzolli4381]

He dranks that sheiit, he's on the cuppy

[@chaolinpescain]

I thought he only did edibles

[@rocketmanjfify]

Why must daddy jerma lie?

[@absolutemaniac7368]

He eats it

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

Weed

[@MandrakeHorse]

I remember seeing the Twitch notification for this stream and simply going "Oh NO."

[@burden-1]

34:25 I was dying on this part omg the dogs actively dying then starts going to every room

jerma's flopping twerking dogs are so funny, godamn i need to play this

[@rosemonique1344]

The Logic class was titled Discrete Structures when I took it, it’s very readily applied to programming,l but tbh I didn’t think of people taking it isolated from a computing related major

[@grexjr1420]

For me it was required for philosophy. Just the intro to logic tho. Helps out a lot with structuring arguments.

[@andrewharley2523]

The logic class he's talking about isn't as in-depth or mathematical as discrete structures.

[@Dennis19901]

That's because logic IS isolated from CS. Logic is a branch of mathematics, very closely related to statistics. You cannot do statistics without logic.

[@cursed-cat9126]

Jerma making wobbledogs is less chaotic than when he caused a nuclear explosion on June 28th, 1935

[@flurpoid]

They're called deviled eggs because it's an unholy thing to do to an egg.

[@gamerly.gamer69]

Im surprised he understood this game

[@ServingOthers99]

30:25-31:06 this will be his voice when he's 55

[@oskarpiskorek9945]

So in like 2 years

[@ImSquiggs]

Did Jerma the walking McDonald's advertisement just tell me french fries were nutritious? His poor poor gut health...

[@Kernwadi]

"Who am I again? I forgot..." -Somebody with dementia

[@tylerdiggs9174]

Tipsy really stole the show

[@keyyleeh]

this was one of my first jerma streams i ever actually watched live, really happy to see it was edited and posted here :D

[@inrodu_1027]

my favourite moment in the stream was when jerma said "it's jermin' time" and jermied all over the place

[@Mama-Luigi]

the only type of comment that deserves a spam bot

[@revilno]

20:07 Jerma is just a walking inside joke

[@imBailout]

0:21 this isn’t actually Jerma. The real Jerma would have tried to keep that voice throughout the entire stream.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Jeremy you cannot seriously expect us to believe you took a class on logic in college

[@troglodytee]

jermas lullaby speedrun any% time: 10 seconds

[@Palozon]

You know it's a good highlight video when it takes more than five minutes to even get into the game

[@orangefruit1738]

I love how during the entire video he hardly actually praises the dogs, only scolds them

[@velo4097]

Watching Tipsy actually made me sad

[@T_Crusader]

LOL so funny Jermas bit about not smoking weed but then smoking weed EVERY stream, so fucking funny man.

[@No1TypeC]

I lost it when Tipsy got yeeted, that was bussing. Nearly passed out from an oxygen deficiency. Jerma almost KILLED me. GOOD EDIT SWIZZLES

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

you called?

[@KoKoKen]

lost my shit when tipsy peeped the horror

[@junietwoknees]

Havent even gotten to wobbledogs yet but i always skipped the reading in high school and managed to skate by. AND i took formal logic (the type he is trying to describe) in prep school and it was indeed a super cool course.

[@tycreations3476]

Spam was a menace to poor Raw, curbstomped my homie.

[@soupisfornoobs4081]

I love how his references are usually so dated you can't tell if this was streamed last week or 5 months ago

[@dylanlochner1138]

Tipsy going through all the slides was hilarious, no cap was a bussin' moment on God

[@endertails8752]

Can't believe egg salad andy thinks deviled eggs are gross

[@Cryospec]

Jerma eats wobbledogs when they get too old dont trust him he may even do it to you

[@mekhinorelien2153]

20:30 I don't know why I SCREAMED when I saw that fuckin six legged dog but I did

[@hankanderson8633]

I’m sad I couldn’t find the creators tweet asking him to do the lullaby. I feel that them interacting with Jerma means that they were confirming that Jerma is cannon in wobble dogs. 😂

[@unclepunk21]

this was one of my favorite streams

[@SleepyAdam]

Not even kidding when I said I remembered some schoolwork I had to do due to that opening. Thanks Jerma.

[@pilotflux8005]

i love when jerma helps me and my friends and family pupate. he just started doing it out of nowhere but he says it's for our own good. thank you so much jerma!

[@tygoboomsma9892]

jerma and morbius collab omg

[@chocoboofchaos]

this is ottos reality every day

[@guymann1660]

"oh my god, what!? no, don't eat him. he's gonna go eat his body. no, he's the weird one! he's the weird one! dont-you're not gonna eat that, right? how do i, what do i, dog head!? auuughhh!"

[@kruzidula]

you arr our court jester, thank u for good laughs!