Mad Noob tries to guess Stands from JJBA: Stardust Crusaders

[@erakunnn]

“The man is not the Stand” I’m yelling

[@Jefferu_Nintendomoto]

Joseph is my spirit animal tho

[@collinzcruel4190]

Pffft

[@DecimusYna]

From your pfp, I know you're a man of many cultures.

[@worldbingochampion2022]

@@DecimusYna Jojo's Gerard Adventure

[@madam-mint]

@@worldbingochampion2022 friggin beautiful

[@jonathanswavely7259]

The rules of JoJo: Whatever the author feels

[@suchaccountwow4858]

@Tokisaki Kurumi Is that a motherfuckin JoJo reference?

[@aydensmith5125]

I T J U S T W O R K S

[@hectorbeltran392]

That is the Stand of Araki

[@officerearl9055]

First were tart cards and now Egyptian gods and now ???

[@MrShadic999]

Whatever Araki (the mangaka/author) remembers

[@egyedgergo8904]

"The rules changed, Kyle" Me: *D Y I N G*

[@scrubboi7151]

how does this have 1.5K likes but no replies

[@Nebula_Avali]

「SCRUB BOI」 because

[@DeltaHabu]

Idk

[@Merilirem]

@@scrubboi7151 What was there to say?

[@scrubboi7151]

@@Merilirem idk

[@js3961]

my favorite stand is "Cowboy Mojo-Jojo"

[@andrewlagno9482]

Cowboy Mojo is my new bandname

[@sothasil7716]

@@andrewlagno9482 the cycle is now complete

[@salamibandit3070]

Its ability is to get the shit beat out of it by three flying kindergartners

[@diosdadosapalasan4444]

my favourite stand is "YU-GI-AHHH"

[@user-en6yw5fs4w]

“Stands are like phantom boxers” *second picture features hermit purple*

[@friskycalibri2293]

*Third picture is Emperor*

[@tippdude2294]

Lmao moment

[@jt2aw15]

"you should be able to guess the naming convention" *none of the following stands use the same naming convention*

[@froag1020]

mr2 groyper they do though.. most of them follow the exact same theme in part 3 except for cream and the Egyptian gods

[@thebronjame624]

👉😎👉

[@thefunniestvalentine4789]

"There's a naming scheme" Proceeds to show only different names from different schemes. Quality Content

[@GelbboVideos]

;)

[@maxgoose707]

The Funniest Valentine D4C

[@malakas9035]

Petty overpowered cotton candy robot boi

[@mirrortherorrim]

@@maxgoose707 You mean Villainous Stuff Performed Almost For Free?

[@maxgoose707]

@@mirrortherorrim jesus christ that is the best thing ive ever heard

[@WillyJilkensFat22]

Hermit purple can conduct hamon, that's like one of the main things

[@hajimehinata5337]

I think that every stand could but Joseph is the only one that knows hamon

[@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838]

@@hajimehinata5337 Star Platinum with hamon would be OP against DIO.

[@lukakhoriashvili4270]

@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 hora hora hora hora horaaaaa

[@lexalotl9729]

@@lukakhoriashvili4270 *Ora Ora

[@Fabler21]

@Simulatorz well this isn't spanish

[@MrPomegranX]

I don’t blame him for not getting Cream.

[@HeroesHoshi]

Its like looking at Satan, and his name is Donut.

[@erakunnn]

A Salty Mochi Kakyoin = Satan?

[@wildrook]

I think the shocking part is that the user is named Vanilla Ice. Like the rapper.

[@DioBrando-yk5up]

wildrook I think you mean the movie star

[@chillby4198]

@@erakunnn *cries*

[@humblebumble8192]

"If the rock is a god damn stand-" *laughs in Rolling Stone*

[@chelini21]

Correction (rolls in rolling stone)

[@Pandemu]

I'd like to Joseph to be my Stand

[@AJ-js4xi]

I don't know why, but I've been like laughing for 30 seconds at this comment

[@jesse6550]

I want Joseph's stand

[@ryankfbro]

the real stands were the Josephs we made along the way

[@tylergarrity3353]

User: Francisco C. Stand Name: [OH MY GOD!]

[@youngjhonny2091]

I want star platinum

[@RuinedMessiah]

"That normal ass outlet is the stand"

[@aswirlything5838]

W H E E Z E

[@madam-mint]

To be fair, my reactions were: Star Platinum: Dragon Ball ripoff that discovered body paint. Hermit Purple: heckin tumblr as a Stand. vine aesthetic, breaking expensive items for spectacle (ARAKI I SEE YOU), clairvoyance?/mysticism?/psychic shenanigans?? Emperor: (insert America joke) Cream: This is the thing that steals your soul. Grim Reaper ain't got nothin' on this. Bastet: And we thought the new gen Pokemon designs were lazy...

[@pyromasterau]

Pfft lol this predates

[@joshuaphilips913]

Have you watched jojo?

[@epiclol7468]

Emperor:SOME FOLKS ARE BORN MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

[@delusionalnoodles]

Who knew looking at an electrical outlet can result in a laugh?

[@aswirlything5838]

Shocking, right?

[@GelbboVideos]

Boooooooo

[@delusionalnoodles]

@@aswirlything5838 God damn it, *sigh*

[@aswirlything5838]

What'd you expect? The amount of puns that could be made aren't electrifying

[@delusionalnoodles]

@@aswirlything5838 I wish you'd end up like Mariah...

[@davidsupreme459]

"I'm about to eat you" "Who are you" *Vanilla Ice*

[@mariotrujillo1673]

"And you guys get confused by hand signs from naruto?" 😆🤣😆🤣🤣

[@jonathanjoestarjojolion98]

Me who is vibin in the corner watching any anime: eh?

[@friendlyneighborhoodrobot9773]

Weapon P̶e̶n̶i̶s̶ *PROJECTILE*

[@lukakhoriashvili4270]

Has the ability to shoot wight liquid in a 2 mile. Radious

[@jamesholden5587]

Weapon p enis

[@NonLogicUser]

I wonder if you will guess the naming pattern. Then the 4th and 5th stands are from the second half of part 3 where the name convention changes...

[@climlock8755]

I never saw cream in the series Where did it appear and/or when?

[@stareater1870]

César Arteaga Dio's Castle. Right after Darby Younger. EDIT: Unless you're making a joke about him being a ball of nothing, in which case, good job.

[@climlock8755]

@@stareater1870 yes, you got the joke, good job :v

[@JianCB2]

@Squalid I do too.

[@HaohmaruHL]

"Rock dude who plugs in to charge" so that's how rock people in Part 8 hibernate, huh

[@aidedfob9528]

This video deserves more views

[@GelbboVideos]

TY for your support 👍

[@masamigameon]

Don't worry, the JoJo community will take care of that.

[@demonknuckles7]

I've seen alot of JoJo naming guess videos But this is probably the best one

[@Shybbylyth]

"There are RULES in JOJO!"***** *****When Araki doesn't forget them

[@dracocrusher]

He actually did pretty good. Like he guessed a lot of their abilities and the names were just impossible, so that's actually really solid. Loved his reactions, too, that was effing great, lol!

[@MrMcGee-yc1oq]

He said peashooter just like Polnareff

[@octaviolyraheitor1357]

7:31 so what,a pea shooter?

[@GelbboVideos]

Pew pew pew!

[@asrkz]

Gets memories from Heritage for The Future

[@metrodas4284]

Penis

[@zeroone4661]

Should've shown him Strength

[@AJ-js4xi]

10:54 He's kinda right...

[@sn1p3s29]

Is funny how stands are literally terminal illnesses from space

[@ultragamer4465]

That Star Platinum is from Part 4

[@dragonandavatarfan8865]

Ultra Gamer nope it's jotaro's stand from part 3

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

@@dragonandavatarfan8865 but it's the part 4 version

[@stan5794]

@Dragon and Avatar Fan it's definitley the part 4 variation. you can look it up if you want

[@stareater1870]

Dragon and Avatar Fan That's his look/design from Part 4.

[@ultedtheclone7335]

Dragon and Avatar Fan L

[@nohtorque]

bruh how does this not have more views lmao

[@GelbboVideos]

Thanks for The support, fam -ZukoXsama

[@ringo9237]

The Yellow Ghost > Ivy's Grampa

[@reaganjohnson4166]

*non humanoid stand appears* Kyle: This must be the work of an enemy stand....

[@Paperguide152]

oh fun fact stands are actually sometimes referred to as Spirit Hamon

[@fatmannoor7790]

i like how he didn't mention star platinum's time abilities

[@cheemerthelizard]

This video has shed light on how bizarre Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure truly is

[@Bouv82]

A stand : a manifestation of ones fighting spirit. *THE MAN IS NOT THE STAND*

[@luigigaminglp]

Just posted a link to this video on r/stardustcrusaders, hope ppl will watch it. Also did send it to my friends who watched JJBA ^^

[@GelbboVideos]

Thank you for sharing

[@luigigaminglp]

np ^^

[@smproductions7141]

This is so fun to me because Gelbbo reminds me of Arin Hanson and his voice adds to the Game Grumps-esque chaos of this exercise.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Star Platinum - Punches Really Hard Joseph Joestar - Some Good Shit Comes Out of Hands (Hamon) + Pictures do not tell future; they scry and give omens about present threats Hol Horse - No warning he wasn't the Stand; cheating. RUDE to pull out Cream when he's trying to learn the Tarot pattern, but he does basically eat people, and does...kind of headbutt them when in "self-eaten" mode. Overall, I give ya boi 6 points, and you're not pronouncing Hamon or Bastet right.

[@Redstar2613]

I love the description for Hermit Purple The stand is the vines, it's like bramble that comes out of his hands. Its ability is taking spirit photography. *laughter* So he just takes a camera and he uses the Stand, he's got his hands covered in the vines, he smashes the camera and then he pulls out a picture that tells him the future.

[@Coral-Reef-in-Command]

5:55 stand: gun ability: gun user: H O R C E

[@xtrmsword7127]

Did he just mistake cowboy mojo-jojo’s ability for *HOL HORSE’s*

[@doctoroctopi5687]

"Why is the fucking" -Kyle 2017

[@kami1]

when your walking and realize its a jojo reference

[@dsimi415]

"And you guys are confused by the hand signs in Naruto?" That's such a fair argument 😂

[@Laenthor]

"Wtf do you mean rules? There are rules?" This is just watching jojo, everything makes sense until Araki forgets.

[@jtrain4042]

“If the rock is the goddamn stand” *looks over to Rolling Stones from part five* *intense sweating*

[@dimetrodon2250]

"Lets see if you can see the naming convention" shows him cream next

[@Marysajama]

I just love this kind of videos! This is the thing why I love Jojo so much! The confusion other people feel when you explain them the series is so great!

[@munchlax6577]

When he was talking about Joseph he literally just described Tusk

[@juliensmith8535]

Mad noob just explained hamon trying to figure out hermit purple's ability

[@skye387]

Whatever the thing Cream ate might ended up in the same place as whatever the Hand erased.

[@slumper4445]

Joseph’s stand also was filled with Hamon and he can do spirit photography on tv’s too

[@trenchymemes]

Star Platinum can also stop time Hermit Purple doesnt tell the future, it gains the information that the user needs in order to find something or someone through an object that can produce an image

[@killrbladz7989]

I like how he didn't mention Hol Horse could control the bullets.

[@rotaryballer]

''the man is not the stand'' ''COWBOY MOJO-JOJO''

[@richeydavis9353]

"There are rules" meanwhile Araki breaking every rule in the book cuz he "forgot"

[@ChocolateStarWars]

Ah, the OVA Cream picture. Gets em every time.

[@roomtempwater1]

My first r action to seeing emperor would just be "that's just a fucking gun"

[@commonwriternext]

Why is this getting more attention recently?

[@r0w5tortion84]

Coz jojo fridays are coming back!!!

[@goobersauce1]

joseph : exists guy guessing: describes hol horse

[@gabriellasimoncelli9170]

We all know that the power of star platinum isn't punching real hard, it's SPECIALISED in punching and his real power is to stop time

[@jadot_5]

I was expecting to see The Sun to see if he was capable of guess at least one

[@Chayredvine]

Hermit purples ability is telepathy

[@setombra5302]

i lost my Sh*t right after they described what a stand was to the poor man and he was like "i thought they were abilities" then the very next one was purple hermit

[@jamiethegt9908]

I forgot that name, but I know what it does. When ever you touch it, it basiclly makes you a magnet, and each minute, it gets stronger

[@caeoadey-davies2080]

"The rules change" What rules? There are no rules!

[@timelordacaelus5959]

A Stand is a psychically constructed entity generated by the user's life energy and fighting spirit. Stands primarily act as an extension of the user's mind and will in a personified form of psychic energy, entirely unique to their user based entirely within both the conscious and subconscious mind.

[@vegardulven9515]

*That is ZA WARUDO. Its ability is firing off bass boosted farts*

[@imunoriginal382]

He guessed star platinum's actual ability perfectly

[@pedrobatista4555]

When he said he jad an egiptyan vibe on Star Platinum he wasn't wrong

[@jonesforallgaming7753]

He got Joseph’s Harmon right, he said his finger makes energy

[@karamel3718]

Is no one gonna talk about how he predicted Johnny Joestar's ability?

[@RhyperiorRanger]

Missed opportunity to give Kyle an F MEGA

[@yes-dv4kf]

When you say “spirit photography,” no one is gonna understand what you mean by that

[@bK0TT0Nd]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@quantumsword296]

Hermit purple's ability is actually clairvoyance

[@Lorenzo-pw7dp]

DUUUUDE YOU SHOULD GIVE HIM DE ROLLING STONE STAND FROM THE PART 5 NEXT TIME

[@demonic-angelusagi305]

They should have 😂😂😂

[@sbutler3905]

"It punches shit real hard" Me: *you are very correct*

[@Ploncktix]

'This isnt gonna be like just star and then a material is it? Like star *lord* or something?' MATERIAL LORD ????????????

[@Fletcher-13]

i lost it when he called hol horse yellow ghost

[@officerforbits8044]

You really can’t understand Jojo without watching it 😆

[@nickparkyn3561]

Even then you still don’t get it

[@FloofyCloud115]

Joseph Jostar will now be known as Cowboy Mojo-JoJo

[@skappitydappity3711]

I fucking knew you were gonna pull up the OVA picture of Vanilla Ice

[@adamsandler3052]

Vanilla ice inside Cream just popping up was great

[@DROPKICK500gaming]

1:18 "Punch shit real hard" I mean, he's not wrong.

[@TungstenViper]

Boi, Hermit Purple doesn't see the future. He can comunicate with spirits and has the power of spiritual projection

[@infinitedrip4914]

Star, Hermit and Emperor Me: These have to be connected somehow Also me: Na

[@SkorpionYassine]

I don't blame him his name's K Y L E

[@Smokin_Snowman]

"The rules change what do you mean? Theres rules??" "Theres plenty of rules in Jojo." Yes there is. But every rule of normal logic gets broken in each episode.

[@originlostborn369]

I thought that Emperor was going to go ahead and switch the name to Sex Pistol

[@holderofallknowledge604]

i would be confirmed dead if he tried to guess za warudo

[@highpeddle9543]

Remember that dog that had a stand? Yeah

[@happyslapsgiving5421]

This guy really had a hard time telling a human from a non-human creature. Or a human from an object. That's on you, bro. 😕

[@Necrikus]

Wow, the poor guesser got lied to so much it's actually funny.

[@slumper4445]

Hol horse came out I was like oh god he’s screwed

[@RhyperiorRanger]

For those still wondering, Bastet can be placed anywhere by its user

[@realmoment9605]

I can't even feel more offended by the stand name's he's said Lol.

[@stibba4286]

ok so in part 3 the protaganists stands are tarot cards and colours, but most other stands are musical references

[@shanetella4631]

HE FORGOT THE WORLD