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[@keatonbaker2647]

I applaud the effort it took to edit out your guy's offroad mobility scooters for the video

[@psychopunk8817]

Lol fucking got em

[@joshuayoung8639]

He pinned it but he couldn't give it a heart.

[@ziggityzoo9681]

They fucking ran out of batteries

[@theotherdude1998]

This might be the best comment of the decade

[@ravirr8407]

Sam pinned because its the truth although he may not like it

[@steeliest]

"Quick tell a joke." "huh?" *Uncontrollable Wheezing*

[@lasdiLP]

Train starts Braking!!

[@gartt5617]

at shelter Sam: Oh so you guys just got out of university? Girl: Yeah I majored in dancing! Sam: Extended wheeze

[@crazyrice33]

probably what caused her to start crying

[@poppatang4216]

Yup that's exactly how it went.

[@Rein_heart]

*e x t e n d e d w h e e z e*

[@SpammerRapist]

"We're all gonna die!!1!"

[@elchinoguerito8915]

Libtard

[@yowo123]

Sam two years ago: "I'll never do something like this again.". I say keep at it. Your suffering is endlessly entertaining and hey, you're bound to get it right at some point.

[@LumenArty]

Givin him hope, nice.

[@haileydow6537]

He’s doing another hiking trip after all this time too

[@epimeno9146]

Sam could make a fortune selling sell the real estate he has above his face

[@mazapanman]

Sam: “Quick tell a joke” Sams Brother: “Huh” Sam: *Laughs hard immediately*

[@stevenbrown5246]

He didn't laugh, he wheezed Get it rite m8

[@yegor2]

@@stevenbrown5246 his laugh is the teapot going off

[@Veggierock]

Damn Sam lost alot of weight after giving birth to her children

[@rotten6253]

Andres please explain

[@redlord1660]

@@rotten6253 yes

[@madmannn9576]

@@rotten6253 Its called a joke

[@iwanttodie7199]

@@rotten6253 spaghetti

[@MrNUT-jl3cg]

@@rotten6253 meatballs

[@arbiter-]

I don't know how you look 12 and 45 at the same time

[@bigdickbazuso198]

Add 16 to 12 and we get 28, subtract 16 from 45 and we get 29, he’s 28 years old 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@Atari8888]

Jew genes

[@bifocalzebra7113]

I honestly read the title as 'THICC guys and creampies' and have never been so quick to watch a video

[@StuGLyfe]

I'm very pleased to know that I was not the only one.

[@prod_yasha]

Bifocal Zebra7 same lmao

[@eagle0114]

Same

[@rit8427]

i saw the video name in an email and intstanly knew what it was

[@samhansen9771]

Oh god

[@brittanygreen127]

The wilderness: “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man??”

[@kimkjo]

You guys remind me of some people I met on the trail with my son who’s trailname was pop tart. they promised to bring us a coke but they never brought it to us.

[@incapacitatedcrawdad7984]

Plot twist you eat pop tart and now your after them

[@revejmal]

Holy fuck that was good my man

[@KingdomOfApple]

underrated.

[@grubwirld]

Mr. pringles?

[@HappyShat]

Why didn't you bring your 5000 fold katana for protection?

[@He-who-wakes]

Not necessary. Sam has trained his body to be the blade

[@Sebastiscool21]

I thought his katana was from 1592

[@bigthiccboi8916]

He should killed the other people with it

[@Dover939]

@@He-who-wakes While you studied the blade, I dabbled in the bodyblade

[@ashenwuss1651]

He brought it 4:43

[@seanshaffar7723]

"Not the men we thought we were" he says, hiking in salmon jorts

[@markpabst8468]

You can tell that they’re brothers, just look at that sexual tension.

[@spectreactual6884]

Mark P 😂😂😭😂😂

[@arlandean8741]

Stop

[@CHern_1153]

Soveit general Vladski bobinshki or what?

[@markpeterson9808]

i know this guy

[@yanek_]

Damn, Sam looking like a straight snack. I see you finally lost that post-pregnancy weight, probably from all the outdoor activities you've been doing with your husband. Keep up the good work!

[@WellBeSerious12]

Sam's not married to her, she's married to him!

[@grugnotice7746]

You know how people watch racing for the crashes? Sam and his bro never disappoint.

[@aManWhoWantsEverything]

Thomas M Oh god 😂😂😂

[@RealSkelzore]

Alternate title: "Two men freeze to death while wheezing on top of a mountain inhabited by lesbians, a married couple, a dancing devotee and a possible tornado"

[@Aemond2024]

no

[@dave6429]

Quitting early is your specialty, Samantha.

[@Sn1peralex]

I didn't overestimate you. Though, I was surprised you weren't editing it from a hospital room.

[@AquaFPS]

why do you continue to try to do this every year? YOU ARE A BASEMENT DWELLER LIKE THE REST OF US. NOT A WOODSMAN.

[@drewsiepops734]

AquaFPS lies he’s a fuckin slim thicccc boi next year is going through an abandoned insane asylum

[@manictiger]

What if I'm both? A bombshelter shut-in psychopath and a woodsman, who's idea of a "tent" is to dig in and make a pillbox, like it's the fucking Korean war. No but really, I actually do that. If I can't live in my basement, I'll make one!

[@kaikart123]

Shut up, Sam is a perfectly athletic guy. If only they had the weather on their side, the guy could trail 50 miles an hour.

[@C0revette789]

This is unironically his best content.

[@bigfattomato423]

ngentotsemua no they wouldnt

[@punishedsneed]

Almost two years since this gem. Time to make it a trilogy, Samuel.

[@EggBlunt]

He just did.

[@punishedsneed]

@@EggBlunt Blessed.

[@keithkillner500]

Sampie. Your extraordinary ability to quit a task without finishing is the main reason I believe that you did not in fact concieve a child, and merely stole one from a mother in the queue at chick-fil-a

[@homelessman1453]

Sam: *Posts himself actually trying to lose weight by hiking with his brother* Half of the comments: *"The two fatties are back on the trail lmao, best content"*

[@sainttimothyofthericefield4963]

If it makes you feel better...I didn't have high expectations from the both of you

[@chase_h.01]

Thicc Guys N Moonpies 2: Tornado Boogaloo

[@incapacitatedcrawdad7984]

Invest

[@BreezyHD]

Not only has Sam lost his thickness but he also loses his hair with it... what a shame.

[@bredt2750]

His wife's cooking is draining his Doritos fueled Jewish vitality

[@coaldeatons5429]

Ain't that the truth 💯

[@JohnDoe-ix6my]

alexa add rogaine to my shopping cart

[@j-kaithor763]

Of course he does! Is is doing the one punch man workout

[@nazrertwo5098]

i think it's cute that Sam can imagine a world where even a single one of his viewers thought he was gonna manage this

[@pedanticvampire8121]

Dude, all jokes aside, those photos at the end were fucking great. I'd pay for full-size prints of those, if they were on the Shekel Scheme

[@bensosnowski1128]

You should get out more, you can see the same shit in your backyard (not literally)

[@pedanticvampire8121]

@@bensosnowski1128 I didn't mean the content of the photos, I meant the photos themselves were well taken. Sure, could go and look at a beautiful mountain range, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy Ansel Adam's work

[@bensosnowski1128]

PedanticVampire ahh yea, both the video editing and camera work is pretty good

[@aispickboumpow]

@@bensosnowski1128 You do have some beautiful landscapes in your videos too, sir

[@bensosnowski1128]

Jules Bellamy thanks, although they all still suck ass

[@starstruckp4808]

“Because quitting early is what I do best” Then how come you’re still a dad and husband?

[@jamesburleson1916]

You don't have to pay child support if you're a deadbeat stay at home dad.

[@incapacitatedcrawdad7984]

It's what HE does best, he doesn't do anything good so he has some hard times quitting

[@frosty3965]

It's never too late to back out.

[@thefurlow829]

The thicc gods return to bless us with more camping content

[@t--w5203]

If you actually finish this trail. I will buy your merch.

[@taterater1052]

Same lol

[@L30-w6k]

General scat saves the day with a last minute upload

[@RednasYo]

Hey sam you know what they say third time’s the charm, cant wait for that 45 minutes long video “thiccbros and oreos”

[@nicg7184]

Thicc guys and moo pies 2 the electric boogaloo

[@s4n714g000]

Next time drive to the shelter and continue from there, this content is WAY too good for you to abandon it. (and I said it 2 years ago as well)

[@brandonfoley7519]

Drive? With what a atv

[@madmannn9576]

@@brandonfoley7519 Flying delorean

[@s4n714g000]

@@brandonfoley7519 Not the shelter itself but the place they got picked up. Either way once this whole coronavirus deal cools off I still think they should give it a try, it's too entertaining.

[@leeleemerk7344]

I can’t be the only person who genuinely wanted a part 2 to this

[@user-mq1up2fw4r]

Dude I'm just glad the fuckers didnt die this time around, you think they'd have learned the first time

[@-septimus]

Honestly thought that, after the last time, one of em would die and then the survivor would eat the body. Good on ya Sam. Lol

[@RabonaTV]

lmao I totally thought the Rode sponsorship was a weird ongoing meme this whole time.

[@bigdaddychudd]

Not even the Appalachian trail will let you escape your wife

[@Creedio90]

Chudd nothing will, sadly

[@sheepersjeepers4953]

Armiter death

[@babyboomer6272]

HHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA (laughing but dying inside at the realization that i'll never escape my wife.)

[@OfficialFedHater]

Don't take women hiking guys, just don't.

[@americanskeptic2854]

Dam'n y'all should have let me know you was literally about 15 minutes away from me when the tornado warning happened.

[@indra8188]

Jesus Christ that was 2 years ago!? How time flys, like you have a kid now. Also Sam you looking like a snack, did you prepare for this hike cause you really look like you lost weight.

[@wor4656]

He lied, Sam was pregnant. His wife used a balloon to make Sam's audience think he wasn't on bottom.

[@slayzer4526]

Shut up da fuc

[@samhansen9771]

@@wor4656 lmao

[@MrBoko1234]

As soon as i saw you flip more than two pages i knew this was doomed from the beginning

[@incapacitatedcrawdad7984]

After he brought out the book it was over, hell after he went out side he was out of breath

[@jimtupperware5955]

Damn, I thought you would be prepared for hiking through the storm from your crippling Fortnite addiction Sam.

[@sectoidsupreme3341]

I'm 90% sure you actually don't have a laugh and you just edit a xenomrph screech over your exhalation of air.

[@incapacitatedcrawdad7984]

Wow that was complex for just wheezing

[@against1virus]

Seeing him flip trough the map and having seen the previous trip i just got the biggest shit eating grin on my face just waiting for that sweet taste of defeat

[@Generalholmes]

I can't wait to watch bald General Sam in 2021

[@barodrinksbeer7484]

Sam you should do Maine, simply for the title, "PETITE CUTIES ATTEMPT BIG THINGS, FOR MOONPIES."

[@TheMxboy199]

Every video with his brother is gold

[@botstowo9561]

Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy! Fun fact: The video game Escape From Tarkov has the Soviet ShM-62 (or possibly ShM-62u) gas mask in the game. This mask, more commonly referred to as the GP-5 (When describing the mask itself, the use of this term is erroneous as GP-5 is the model of the entire kit. The proper names for the facepieces in the kit are the aforementioned ShM-62 and ShM-62u) is the most produced gas mask in history with over two-hundred-million produced. While meant for civilians, some countries, Estonia, for example, issue them to their militaries. This could lead to political issues for these countries in the future as the filters issued in the GP-5 kit (the filters are designated GP-5 as well), contain asbestos. Soldiers using these masks may develop diseases related to the inhalation of asbestos.

[@thatdude1435]

You should find some new facts bro

[@botstowo9561]

@@thatdude1435 I actually haven't used this fact, yet. I wrote it the other day expecting an Escape from Tarkov video in the near future.

[@Mission85555]

@@botstowo9561 epic

[@illuminatedbearpig]

I am pissed! I’m currently on a thru hike with my best friend, we have watched your show for years, we were in the same weather system, I wish I would have run into you! Hahaha. Keep it up, I love the hiking videos!

[@TheLastCowBender]

I saw moonpies and I knew exactly what I was in for.

[@Wompzalot]

same.

[@ryconroleplays]

The sequel I always knew I needed

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

N O ICE TITL E DU D E this title is so weird, but I love it

[@bitterleafcastle1552]

Weather Forecast: Storms, Tornadoes and fucking lightning everywhere. These two guys: Moving out!

[@andrewm5196]

I did not know Sams older brother was such a Chad

[@eshock753]

B3A5T IRL yeah don’t chads normally do that

[@B3A5TorSomething]

@@eshock753 you right

[@CapybaraEnthusiast882]

B3A5T or something big right

[@MatanuskaHIGH]

You’re using Chad out of context.

[@Brendedn]

I never expected to see another one of these after last time. I'm really happy. I've loved each of these so much. I'd love to see more of these.

[@makgoldong4176]

I literally just finished re-watching the last Appalachian video when the notification for this appeared. Round two baby

[@ianmalloy7847]

Those pity moon pies probably tasted like defeat 👀

[@-Kepka]

I'm going hiking in Tennessee in 3 days. I am watching your hiking videos for inspiration and linus tech tips for what NOT to do.

[@khill3530]

Thicc guys dont know how to read weather forecasts pt 2

[@soundingtheskies]

POV: You watched sam's newest hiking videos and came back to rewatch the OG hiking vid

[@shrimpy2688]

Few day trip. 12 minute video. Seems reasonable.

[@bongsaint__420__goat5]

General Sam deserves more subscribers especially with that thicc banana polo shirt

[@1810jeff]

Look Sam always bring a gun camping or hiking whether it be a 9mm or a 308 you never know when you’ll get mugged or chased by a bear or in this case fight off a tornado Texas style.

[@TheGman42087]

I love this General Sam sincerely. He doesn't age like wine but his videos sure as fuck do.

[@Maximus2563]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY GUY thanks sam

[@scottyplug]

I know that gaming is your bread and butter. But godalmighty you and your brother's outdoor adventures are freaking hilarious!! The two of you together have such an amazing comedic chemistry that I swear you could totally support an entirely new channel of just you two off doing things (or trying to, anyway lol) like this! Just remember the little people (relative term) that gave you the idea when you go viral with subs for your new gig.

[@jt4513]

These are my absolute favorite videos in the world! - im sure you two will finish the AT soon enough!

[@oriont7295]

That was one of the first general sam videos i ever saw, straight content. Glad it got a sequel

[@lil_chainmail8795]

I've never clicked on a notification so fast...

[@joko3383]

i love it how sam just takes the piss out of everyone lmao

[@ranchurdhimster4955]

I want a tshirt with the quote from the first hiking vid. "It's a good day. I'm drunk and Sam's shittin." I will buy that.

[@charlesperry2287]

Where did Sam’s THICKNESS go?

[@bigjizz6997]

He lost in while hibernating last winter

[@Sam-gb3lw]

Your aesthetic just gets better and better

[@AslanW]

Sam is more physically active than me. That's saying something.

[@cutthroatnin3833]

Yoooo lol these dudes out here busting some real camping shit. Homeboy busted out a map n everything lol

[@namechangesallowedeveryd-qh9qr]

The Thicc Brothers reunite and take us on another adventure

[@corvonics]

Love the hiking vlogs always great stuff please do more hiking/camping in the future it's hilarious to see you two big guys face the terrors of the outdoors and exercise. 👌

[@pizzacrust9869]

Those foggy Forest pictures are nice. Windows background photos heh

[@theemperorstarwarslegends8075]

You guys are fucking troopers. Everyone else that says that they know everything about hiking, that pay attention to danger... they're not real hikers. No passion. But you city born heavyweights, with little to no hiking experience, charging into the danger, climbing mountains with explosive diarrhea all the way through it, you guys are the purest definition of men. You still chose to stay through a twister warning... Dear God, you guys are true American badasses.

[@LiftYagami]

They are the epitome of bad and good Americans stereotypes

[@Loki_The_Damned]

Your brother is the fuckin best man. Good luck next time.

[@mexicangenius7200]

I swear brotherly love is the fuckin greatest love

[@cxsey8587]

My teacher was actually hiking the trail the same time you were.

[@PerturaboIW]

Was she a dance teacher?

[@swellguy1301]

I'm genuinely glad for a sequel

[@brobenheisen5224]

I was camping in northern Virginia and got hit by the same tornado

[@alexsomethingclever4140]

I'm cool with Sam suffering just for the pictures at the end

[@SpammerRapist]

"There is nothing that makes me harder than a lesbian." - General Sam, 2019

[@Foolio249]

Ville Moilanen he said “there’s nothing harder then a lesbian”

[@jeremypayne5078]

I'm glad you came back to set a more realistic standard, for an audience that will never try

[@TheVitasgo]

They are gonna do that the third time, mark my word

[@bombidil3]

6:54 Learned that lesson the hard way too. 'Breathable' means permeable which means not waterproof, just slow to dry.

[@insomniac1051]

General Sam: "Quick, tell a joke!" His Brother: "Huh?" General Sam: *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEE*

[@nosignal4874]

7:11 is my favorite part. "Quick tell a joke"

[@haloguy252000]

Am i crazy or is our lord and savior losing weight?🥔🥔🥔

[@CAOSWOLFIII]

srry but there is only one lord and savior and that my friend, is foamy the squirrel but he has lovingly bestowed upon us his only misbegotten son general sam.

[@kindredowl4974]

Please don’t wait 2 years to do it again this is gold

[@jinyoung1900]

This is so damn funny, wholesome and good content.

[@markgrehan3726]

This is the brother's task one day they will conquer the Trail, one day.

[@brandonmoisesblandonflores1483]

I'm still looking forward to the next try

[@tring-aling-ahim-bahoo-lah6378]

*When quitting early is what you do best but pulling out early is not*

[@alecgraves3434]

I’m not gonna lie, your first AT video was the reason that I convinced my family to take a trip to Georgia last fall to at least see the start of the trail

[@kylesimmons4532]

You seem to be losing weight Sam, your looking good buddy