Screw Your Crafting System

[@GeneralSam]

Hey my new blanket just dropped. You don't even have to buy it just go look at it on the store, super proud of it and I think it turned out awesome.

[@orionsofamous]

Don’t comment too much on Poob’s stream he’ll ban you 😂😂😂😂

[@bernardilch8902]

Beautiful blanket, beautiful man

[@vneezy]

Bro be selling they blanky

[@orionsofamous]

I’m willing to box Poob for the First Forehead Fables Boxing Match. If Poob ain’t scared set it up and we can box it out ⛽️ 🥊

[@wealthybone2990]

Honestly one of the coolest looking blankets I've ever seen, did you by chance design it or was it someone else? I'd love to know thanks Sam.

[@b0n3Br0th]

using the 14 seconds of outdoor footage to geolocate sam’s exact position

[@xXapplejeffXx]

Not again

[@deli8871]

he is the most handsome man in florida how hard is he to find

[@Blade_0f_Miquella]

Unfortunately we didn’t see any door footage, apparently it makes things easier.

[@reidcacaro2919]

lol the funny part is this already happened to him with just a corner picture of his house

[@selectionn]

general sam fans are mentally stable individuals who would never doxx anyone

[@BeamBuddyy]

How is Sam able to get away with blowing up the roof for so long. He would literally be suspect number ONE for me.

[@ChromePyramid]

Especially with how silent he was showing up last to the scene of the crime after chopping trees with a mace

[@naenaemister5048]

listen they all are a little special

[@4Moth2Mellow0]

Because it is all staged for the video bud

[@shrubninja6444]

​@@4Moth2Mellow0"Friends fucking with each other in a video game? Impossible!"

[@grimreefer9324]

​@@4Moth2Mellow0you haven't been here long if you think Sam's gonna put the effort in to stage his stupid ass bits

[@Cam_47]

"I don't have time to deal with your stupid crafting system"..... "It's like rust we'll get through eventually"🗿...😂

[@American_Psycho707]

lol this game probably has one of the least aids and annoying crafting systems when comparing to games like rust and ark . the ui is pretty and looks good too the game isn't hard to look at (like ark and rust) . i would say they just need more variety of character selection and more animals,plants and enemy variation

[@Cam_47]

@@American_Psycho707 don't really know anything about the game.. they're not really my thing to play at least. I dig rust vids and I'd say that's the only one of them I've put a bit of time into.. was a good vid though. Kinda not as much here for the game as I am the homies playing it..

[@American_Psycho707]

@@Cam_47 yea idk the game looks visually great but I'm still bored playing with my friend I can't really put my finger on why

[@gottes1stsenpai30]

She actually said she hates the wheeze... Lady... That's what we're here for!!

[@AWormsPurpose]

So ungrateful, she’ll have a permanent wheeze when I’m done with her 😡

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Sounds like she's not worth knowing.

[@gottes1stsenpai30]

@@_Jay_Maker_ 🤝🫡

[@zazzrazzamatazz9970]

That wheeze is a national treasure!

[@timmyturn8103]

3:57 I think there's a gas leak in your house.

[@dvdjhp]

Holy shit sam needs to see this

[@ChromePyramid]

The sooner I realized you could just plop down an alter and build a staircase anywhere is the moment I stopped digging crackhead tunnels/ramps watching people mine their way up mountains is both hilarious and sad

[@DenimEyez]

Caves of Qud, nice

[@delphicdescant]

The fact that we have the desire to escape the inane busywork and just skip areas is kind of a bad look for the game, ngl. Once I realized that most of the game's content was stuff I'd rather skip, I was already too far into it to get a refund...

[@ChromePyramid]

@@delphicdescant By this logic Super Mario Bros 1 was a bad game for including a hidden way to skip to later levels in the game. Players striving to see what's beyond "Green Pastures Scrubland lvl 1" while they haven't properly prepared isn't a bad thing it's actual design that made games like Fallout 2 that have actual leveled zones fun because you can either blindly stage dive it as a new player and get destroyed or come back as an experienced one and know what to expect perhaps standing a chance.

[@martinszymanski2607]

"the videogame giving players the freedom to skip the content they don't want is a bad thing" lol are you hearing yourself bro cmon@@delphicdescant

[@delphicdescant]

@@martinszymanski2607 Sorry if you didn't quite understand what was being said. The game *doesn't* give you a way to skip the boring parts. Players are skipping them by not following intended gameplay. And the game is *mostly* the boring parts. If you think there's no problem with that, I have no idea why you're playing games at all. Shouldn't you be doing your taxes or washing your dishes or something?

[@AlphadogV]

'Hey Sam, red barrels blow em up!' followed by the slowest fucking projectile ever just murdered me

[@LLAAPPSSEE]

4:03 How can you hate the wheeze? The wheeze is pure joy.

[@Shmanceypants]

Women hate fun

[@ok-tebow]

@@Shmanceypantsyou shouldn’t have been born

[@TomMinnow]

​@@Shmanceypants just say you have mommy issues and leave lmao

[@HoochJune]

@@TomMinnow 88% of men have mommy issues

[@MillieMurdur]

@@TomMinnowwomp womp

[@blinkx1070]

2:46 Deadass, did I hear a Crazy Frog sample?

[@TheGrace020]

yes

[@Maethendias]

@@TheGrace020 what IS the song called

[@somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856]

@@Maethendias kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWmYnoWGptuAmKc its straight up just called Crazy Frog I'm starting to regret this

[@patton333]

Axel F - Harold Faltermyer@@Maethendias

[@Maethendias]

@@patton333 -.- i CLEARLY meant the original crazy frog song that CLEARLY sounds like the song used in the video at said timestamp... TOTALLY didnt mean the jippy song,.... nooooooooo

[@bendawson511]

These open world survival type games that you play with your friends are some of my favorite videos that you make. Always entertaining to watch, keep up the good work Sam.

[@rickky2000]

Bump

[@PunkieJunk]

​@@rickky2000 I'll take one.

[@omegapimptaculous4125]

if you cancel your glide you can use the updraft again but you need your staff out because it has an interruptible animation when you click to cancel instead of blocking like it would with a shield or weapon.

[@codyfelts9531]

Sam is the guy who works 3 times harder trying to look busy than the effort the job actually requires.

[@Flamincow67]

A true general sam subscriber would never spend shekels needlessly. I wont fail your test that easily.

[@doughboywhine]

sam gonna start preaching generosity and consumerism if he sees messages like this

[@treehobo7585]

Walked into my bathroom at work, I said I'm gonna stay for 20 minutes. What do ya know 22 minutes.

[@blasphemous140]

That's exactly what i'm doing right now, getting me through the last 2 hours of my shift 😂

[@josedirks3973]

"even the rats kick ass here" 😂

[@dksilvers1759]

Even in this game Sam out rats the lvl 18 Chad to their doom off a cliff, never change.

[@Aaron067]

If the last few vids have been any indicators, it is that sam is now officially entering his Tired Dad™ phased, where he no longer has the energy to grind, so he just pays for it out of pocket. Keep it up sam, at this rate I expect to see a yacht fishing video sometime in the next 5 years. Also, that is indeed a dope ass blankie, definitely goes hard as fuck

[@penname8380]

"I hate your stupid wheeze". Yea that was a long one, your lungs nearly vacu-sealed. I wheeze laugh so hard sometimes, I see stars and it completely paralyzes me to any other action.

[@t00schw1fty9]

the blanket goes hard af the triwich is the chefs kiss

[@hyfr8944]

I’m hurt that they are already sold out

[@fearme_tv820]

Please more make more of that blanket! I work a 12 and get in bed just to find out that watching this video 4 hours after it came out makes me miss the baby blanket. Heartbreaking.

[@todo9633]

General Sam: "I don't have time for your crafting system" Also General Sam: Spends hours carving his way up a mountainside instead

[@stanislav_skorobogatov]

God a good giggle out of the baseline test bit. Sweet blanket btw

[@tbone2049]

The Blowing up the roof/walls in the base then quickly running away got me laughing my ass off

[@intermaria]

Way too many games have unnecessary crafting systems that add nothing but bloat

[@delphicdescant]

This game, especially, is a showcase of "why even bother" mechanics. I just regret that it took me several hours to realize this, and can't get a refund now.

[@robjsmiles]

Guess I'll go back to Valheim when that's finished

[@spock69enterprise]

like which ones? @@delphicdescant

[@bbutcher0812]

Gameplay of this level can only be pulled off by brains so smooth they're reflective. lol

[@Gallagz]

whoever is making these jungle tunes is killing it 2:42

[@corvo6372]

That's Jippy, he's the man

[@BreezzyGod]

Honestly the part where he said only 500 blankets but it’s still enough for all his subscribers that has jobs 😂😂so fuckin funny

[@BreezzyGod]

Then ends the video with “My bad pimp” 😂😂

[@madman407708]

A yes, back to your green hell days, big shit, 10/10 king🙏 ❤️

[@shloopyyy]

Loving the shop refresh your eminence. I’ll definitely be copping that new T-shirt that only your best friends can get and a blankie for my lil malnourished body that can keep me warm when I’m cold and lonely

[@j45002]

Man please tell me which jippy song is playing at 2:30. They have way too much music for me to find it

[@rusteh1373]

Had a random memory of the Blade Runner bit and spent the last 2 hours going through Sam’s vids to find it. @12:55

[@horrorhorse8909]

Thank you, I too had this experience and your kind deed was the final step on my journey

[@kingcockroach.]

These games become your life. I hit 10,000 hours in ark in under 3 years. 18 hour days raising dinosaurs, waking up at 2am to hatch eggs

[@PinePizza]

What happens once they become boring?

[@kingcockroach.]

@@PinePizza then you just maintain base. Go on every day just to feed and load. Then....eventually, everyone leaves you and you give everything away 😊 i had thousands of top top level animals that made allot of new players very happy that day. All my gear too. Was fun with friends, without it was another boring job but you didnt get paied 😅

[@Bestie_Brady]

I think you have Asperger's

[@uglyburrito_]

you're insane

[@kingcockroach.]

@@uglyburrito_ lol not really. It was me doing my masters degrees during covid. I would have ark open and my dissertation and classes open on another screen 🤣

[@D.Danko_thall]

That Crazy Frog remix goes harder than it should

[@MythicalWombat]

21:50 I too just learned there is weekly challenges

[@TheSkelzore]

Please get more of the blankets in stock, I beg you. You're my best friend, Sam. As your bestie and a hard-working patron, you owe me this solid.

[@Penitent_Intent]

I’m 33 live in San Diego , haven’t had a job for a while. I saw Sam at the SD airport couple years ago when he was here didn’t call out to him let him chill

[@lmaolol9357]

watching from distance, breathing heavily

[@Penitent_Intent]

waiting for my pops to get off his plane i beamed with pride and solidarity for a human I respect, breathing heavily for sure my ass just walked 300 feet from the parking garage@@lmaolol9357

[@RetoranPetrah]

Sam rejects the 10 hour crafting grind, and embraces the 30 hour grind to cheese high level gear

[@nosidenoside2458]

Palworld is this but also Pokemon slavery. Would recommend, and totally not just because it lets you catch humans too.

[@ctvaughan6623]

I haven’t even heard of most of the games you play, but you’re just such an entertaining creator that I watch the videos anyway. I suppose that’s probably the case for many people watching this. Thanks for the great content

[@xXMCRebelXx.]

i saw that blanket and was like thats badass, bought it before the video even ended. Love the design sam really really dope.

[@lmaolol9357]

He has a JOBBBB, get him boys

[@spacetaco048]

Honestly just wanna cheese this game so I can skip all the ""fun"" stuff and just get endgame loot so I can build a cool little house. Cause screw the rest of the game, I want to build unhindered by actually "playing" the game.

[@freetvs.]

What’s the song ID @ 2:42 ? Before you say it, I know it’s axel F and jump around sampled what’s the mix called is my question

[@TheHaggis0451]

Swift - song for uhhh for t he uhhhhhhh

[@codecarmine]

loved the matrix reference at the part where you were selling me a cool rug

[@Hunter-yc4pt]

You’re becoming a true dad, bruv. Same thing is happening to me. I want my games to open and go, I don’t want to improve the home in a video game when I can do it in the real one and get some from the mrs in return.

[@lovedead710]

love how the time it took digging the hole, you could have just leveled the fire

[@mark9237]

"WRITE THESE DOWN TO YOUR MIND 🗣🗣"

[@Staubsaugaer]

meanwhile, the "Pin" button in the same screen: Am I a joke to you?

[@allthenamesiwantedweretaken]

5:25 Sam straight up enters like Norman Stansfield from Leon the Professional.

[@denbigh.]

BALANCE YO LEVELS GRASS BOY I DIED THIS MORNING WHEN 2:54 CAME THROUGH

[@Zekemister]

We got to get more of this blankets! They look sick and are already sold out!

[@hylkon1]

holy fuck the blowing up roof bit had me rolling

[@kekosminek3902]

It has been only 5 hours and the blanket is already sold out XD. Sam you are truly a shrewd businessman

[@alexanderwegenstein9399]

What'd the rap song starting at 2:13?

[@torvasdh]

The hijinks section at the end reminded me of Middle School Minecraft sessions with my friends lmao

[@shadow9774]

What is the name of the song that sampled jump around at 2:42 ?

[@TheHaggis0451]

Swift - song for uhhh for t he uhhhhhhh

[@selfpoison]

3:34 holy shit, i needed that laugh thank you.

[@gaddiusgaddium9082]

Sam took a break from his Kenshi style labor camp in order to bring us new content. This is so fire

[@hoitheguy]

These are my fav kinds of vids from Sam, just him and the boys going thru a game together. It could be an hour long like the Dark Souls 3 vid and I would rewatch it several times

[@Yuri_Tarded420]

Sam blowing holes in the roof with all the homies confused was funny as fuck he just doesn't say a word 😅

[@Zekemister]

@GeneralSam we need more of the blankets. Please restock.

[@JCthe1st]

0:13 bro, you play takov

[@Skate4Pls]

Did you mean 0:23?

[@teaganabel950]

Gonna put that blanket in the family living room, my mom will love it

[@MarkIGUESS]

song name at 2:50?

[@Bang-ld4be]

You can tell he lives in Florida because when he’s outside the grass is barely alive and the dirt is grey. Ah, home sweet home.

[@bobajango55]

jeez dude a new video? time to start calling you general spam. slow down bud

[@cousinzeke4888]

This genre can not die soon enough.

[@GroovyIsGroovy]

Enshrouded in my ball hair more like, not watching the video but good on you, love you mwah.

[@adamboyd8316]

YOU DIDNT MAKE ENOUGH BLANKETS, MAKE MORE

[@Corzappy]

With this game my first instinct when I'm met with a lethal shroud is to immediately open the map and plot a course to go over it.

[@whade62000]

"This is a whole ass job. This is job simulator." - Emirichu

[@johnagbey2923]

"idk dude, am I becoming a grass touching enthusiast or something?" I feel the same exact way about these style games

[@gramburglar1680]

I just lost my job, didn't expect Sam to call me out.

[@madysonluvs]

3:08 whew i’m so glad he didn’t die here

[@sirlawbringer9123]

Man i was about to buy that blanket but it’s sold out! Will there be a restock for the blankets?

[@kv4189]

you know its gonna be a banger when you hear fungle

[@MobBarley-z3k]

I appreciate that you understand who the most important base of your fans is. Worker here.22k squats this man's ass is gonna be harder than adamantium

[@inconspicuousjerry6660]

When a children's entertainer disses you for not affording his quilt

[@KaneyoriHK]

I played this game exclusively for building. Terraforming is good when you know how to do it right

[@ProfessionNoLife]

While your quantity of videos has slowed over the years (or it feels like it anyways) I just want to say thank you Sam for being consistent with quality. Even in depression I can laugh at this stuff more than I laugh playing with friends.

[@anthonyperez9303]

My ass for people with jobs... I get off a 12 hour shift, watch a vid, and think " sweet, ill buy a blanket". Nope. Sold out

[@FJaypewpew]

Face in the rock left of sams head 7:39

[@presidentkimball7600]

Can’t wait for my blanket to come in so I can feel Sam’s presence while I sleep

[@veliceligt02]

"He was such a good boy! He gave a homeless guy his last bandage one time!"

[@kromtastic]

The blanket sold out in 1 hour after this video dropped. Sam made half of my wife's yearly salary as a nurse in 1 hour...

[@xislost]

Here is my theory about these crafting games : It's much simpler to build a crafting table then to get out of your mom's house and live by yourself.

[@eneco3965]

Certainly takes way less time

[@alexhuerta6164]

Gonna Enshroud myself in that new General Sam blanket, looks both badass and comfortable

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

In all seriousness can game devs stop including "plant fibre" in games? This isn't breakfast, i don't need more fibre

[@HunterSentinel]

2:51 is that crazy frog my ears detect?!

[@sherlockcooms7777]

Deadass would support Sam’s transition into Shaman life

[@KhroweDontYouKnow]

Sooo you turned the game into only up to avoid a grind and then made a longer grind. See this is why i watch your videos.

[@CaptainJet99]

please get more blankets, i wasnt home sam please i beg you

[@purplegoopguy]

I find the idea of Sam not knowing the challenges existed fucking hilarious

[@SuperfastYoAlt]

@generalsam video released 4hrs ago, blanket sold out...... now I get why everyone keeps telling me to click the bell icon.

[@Maethendias]

that intro... i love how literally the next game he plays is zomboid lmfao

[@Shane.Montgomery95]

Damn that's wild Sam wanting to dig tunnels

[@acquitted5475]

You are officially the funniest guy on yt 😂 I watch you before work every day and die laughing

[@davidiniguez1930]

NEW GENERAL SAM VIDEO. BABE WAKE UP Edit: to quote a band I like with expensive merch “I know our shit is expensive, but let’s be honest. Get your money up”

[@masterrace921]

I can tell Sam’s really gonna hit his stride soon it has hasn’t happened for the last 30+ years but I think 2024 is it

[@ULTRAOutdoorsman]

1990s: "Wouldn't that be cool if there were games where like, you were just in the wilderness, and you had to do survival tasks and build up humanity again and stuff" "Nah, the UI would be really hard to do well"

[@Boogaloh.]

If the previous Hunt video stunned the viewers, then the follow-up "I didn't know about challenges" is knocking them to the mats. Well played, Sam.