im drawing a line in the sand. no more coyote pee.

[@bigphil5160]

Can’t wait to put hours into lovingly constructing a baroque package to send to Sam. only for him to systematically and brutally shred my shoddy craftsmanship and caveman level design, without even a shred of remorse touching his supple yet manly visage.

[@ElRicoVonQuelloIII]

Beautifully worded

[@andrewwagner942]

You ment bespoke?

[@cullenpinney2997]

Baroque Mf think he Dracula

[@atriaventrica]

did you mean bespoke?

[@kellrush5304]

Or for it to get half a gallon of literal coyote piss leaked onto it.

[@ChotCooks]

Thank you GeneralSam for snorting our sweet zucchini relish!

[@jkjones124]

“You got her good” I’m dying laughing

[@shadow_of_fun6339]

​@don't be surprised do not click on these links

[@Blackobluna]

I love his concern about Anthrax and talking about not eating food sent to him through the mail anymore, but when he gets sent smoked salmon he just cracks right into it

[@chiefrobertz42069]

I make it every week with the utmost care and a letter came with his explaining it and what to look out for.

[@mr.raccoon8632]

@@chiefrobertz42069 good man

[@trevormaxwell6394]

God the amount of coyote wiz about to be sent in. Thoughts and prayers to abby and the UPS people

[@howard6451]

@You ...what?

[@ethanrumley746]

Putting money in coyote piss stock

[@frumpyglint]

@@ethanrumley746 where can I buy them coyote piss calls

[@corbingray9330]

And the garbage people lmao

[@IanK3b]

I don't even get mad at the UPS driver anymore for driving through my grass and throwing my shit.

[@AlaskanPassion69]

As a UPS Store employee myself I cringe at the thought of how many packages they have to hold just for your box. Having a KZbinr with deranged fans rent a box at my store is my greatest fear

[@someguy7723]

He better bring a massive cake the last day and new espresso machine as a "sorry for all the retards" gift

[@HipposaurusRex]

You can't tell me it wouldn't be a love/hate relationship. The shit you would see would be horrifying, but the kind that you can't look away from

[@ProfJonah]

@@HipposaurusRex why would he get to see what is in the packages

[@dinkledord7026]

@@HipposaurusRex yeah it'd be a hate hate relationship for me

[@HipposaurusRex]

@@ProfJonah Sorry, didn't mean he'd get to see inside, but I can only imagine what all these troglodytes(myself included) are writing/drawing on the outside of packages, not to mention the smell of some of them.

[@DruidsTears]

To incur the wrath and rage of Abby is truly terrifying.

[@Real_Mick3y6]

@You no

[@dickuan_dickuarious]

@You i fucking fell for this twice in the same comment section. Thanks

[@clownworld4655]

The words of a weak “man”

[@nothanks9174]

I like that we never see her so I can just picture some Lovecraftian horror is yelling at him from the other room which also lets me be happy for Sam cuz that means he snagged someone way out of his league.

[@marksmangalactic9050]

@@nothanks9174 she's been in a couple older videos

[@divinekickball8019]

Good to know Idubbbz fans haven't been able to formulate a new joke after 5 years

[@tannermaple]

You shut the hell up the jokes are just vintage at this point they have simply aged like fine wine.

[@KaiTheKool]

Underrated comment

[@Kurgton]

The N word, dildos, coyote piss and the occasional letter that makes them emotional

[@wood8595]

Underrated comment

[@Stokurev_]

Sam is weirding me out. Occasionally being wholesome and thanking his audience. I'm not believing it for one second. He's scheming something, he'll do something terrible soon.

[@MrVampirePirate]

I'm waiting for the long awaited special. Where he sends all of us animal piss

[@poopghost9845]

Probably already has

[@marksmangalactic9050]

The shroom trip while camping + having his second kid has changed him for the better, he is a lot nicer while keeping that special unhingedness lmao

[@blorgxsnorp7449]

@@marksmangalactic9050 That's what he wants you to think. HE'S IN YOUR MIND

[@c0rpse1]

true hes jewish

[@Brakarei]

I have never seen a more efficient way to ensure you receive an unprecedented amount of Coyote Piss by post.

[@Notpoop906]

"the coyote piss is not making it into this episode" *titles and themes the entire episode around the coyote piss* 😂😂😂 you played right into their coyote piss stained hands, Sam

[@SirGarthur]

That's exactly what he wants you to think

[@Xenibalt]

yeah but now if anyone copies that then they will be seen as an attention whore so also smart play

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

Those guys manually milking out that coyote piss must be laughing it up right now.

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

@Subprime Porcupine Probably aren't doing it often enough and the gloves are getting in the way.

[@DrDraileD]

“If this guy isn’t left handed he’s killed 7 prostitutes already” has to be my favorite brand new sentence ever.

[@TisMeBc]

really digging these mail vids just seeing how demented the fans can be

[@neuzdost1939]

Yeah. Reminds me of idubbbz from times when world hasn't been so fucked yet

[@RSD_Knight]

One of these days he will open it to find a fucking pipe bomb

[@searedscallops318]

@@RSD_Knight _filled with coyote piss_

[@thecoooool]

The fact that this man still has 2 living children makes every video so much more interesting

[@eldhaxan]

We all know that this is General Sam's favorite drink- this is reverse psychology.

[@Zorro9129]

@beyond your imagination It's not even a rickroll, just some lame cooking video.

[@WARDEATHFUN]

@@Zorro9129 And rickroll isn't even a duckroll, it's just some lame pop song.

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

@@Zorro9129 And that's not even a person, it's a dead, lifeless, view-farming spam bot, paid for by the demented uploader of said cooking video. Just report the bot comment/account and get on with your life.

[@Sabrowsky]

The audience speedrunning how fast they can force Sam to shut down this show

[@George-pl7eu]

yea how dare someone say get tate on the cast despicable rather shit in my hands and dance

[@CharlieWhite101]

Probably the whole reason idubzz stopped

[@kevinlangan9055]

more like get a devoice

[@CamoMeatball]

I wonder what Sam's neighbors think about him frequently poking his head out the door with black latex gloves on

[@mooddie_]

And sometimes taking out the trash while gagging from the smell.

[@Xenibalt]

'i'm painting warhammer minis'

[@lukaszdluzak3905]

Prostate examination time

[@Kurgton]

​@@lukaszdluzak3905hes probably never told them what he does. so for all they know, the frail old men with walkers that cant fight back go into his home for in house prostate exams

[@solslegacy2288]

What a perfect way to end a mail episode, lights out and a surprised "oh!"

[@mikayahu4372]

Made even better by the fact that he was just showing off lube

[@Rex-sy8ye]

Next episode the bottle will be empty and we'll know what happened when the power went out.

[@jaredbowman7764]

You see it was not an expression of shock but of surprise. The pleasant surprise of serendipity.

[@Chainmailninja]

I feel that someone like Sam could get great utility out of a jug of coyote piss, especially if you get into it with the neighbors. My gf bought some because she read that pouring a little border around your property keeps rats away. It certainly does, with the side effect of making all of your neighbors hate life for a week or so!

[@gimpscam9976]

You made me think, what other natural “essences” can be used to deter pests and insects. Coyote pee sounds so obvious to deter smaller animals so I wonder what else could be used and easily acquired

[@galvatron0810]

@@gimpscam9976 lime can be used to keep snakes away but idk if it works on other animals

[@klayman2]

@@gimpscam9976 for smaller animals even lots of cats, strong smells of mint can keep them away, hell in asia i've seen they use ghost peppers rubbed on fences to keep elephants away

[@zack-lk8if]

@@galvatron0810 what am I gonna walk around the property line squeezing lime juice outta 63.5 limes to deter those pesky snakes that I never see

[@gimpscam9976]

@@zack-lk8if hey don’t talk shit about that, I literally had a snake somehow get into my house the other day. Absolutely no idea how it got in even after checked all possible ways. Either way it wasn’t venomous and got it out.

[@leroyjenkins9035]

cool thing about lines in sand, waves always wash them away. waves of coyote piss.

[@mykahmeizis403]

ITS HAPPENING!!! Documented proof that Sam dad instincts to keep checking out a storm, they are kicking in!

[@MintyLime703]

Not even really specifically a dad instinct. You're telling me you can resist opening the door or going outside during a storm that good? In the midwest that's treated like porch weather.

[@mykahmeizis403]

@@MintyLime703 woosh

[@deathminion11]

@@mykahmeizis403 a joke not functioning well as a joke doesn't mean he didn't get it

[@lastmanstanding7155]

@@deathminion11 Ay but think of it like this. The greater joke was that this dude totally missed that and added to the overall joke. The joke that they didn't even know they were making. Truly a reddit moment.

[@Ehxx]

So just an FYI, lockpickinglawyer had someone send him a gps tracker and he found it because he opens all his shit at the post office. Protect your Roubles!

[@waxblast7528]

(Sam) Florida has stand-your-ground laws. (Lockpickinglawyer) Maryland has no such laws. Typically, knowing someone is armed and living in a state where it's perfectly legal to kill intruders on your property is pretty discouraging to any would-be intruders, much more discouraging than knowing someone's in a state where killing anybody in any situation is legally very risky and that someone may not even be armed. I'm not saying you're wrong or it isn't possible, I'm just saying you need to be much more ballsy to pursue someone armed and willing to shoot rather than someone who's only possibly armed in a place that makes them much less willing to shoot. Angry Florida man sees you on his property - boom, you're dead. Angry Maryland man sees you on his property - well, it's a lot more complicated than the Florida scenario even if the intruder still gets shot.

[@luuk4143]

@@waxblast7528 you could still get doxxed though

[@Ehxx]

@@waxblast7528 Armed or not is irrelevant when someone is that far gone mentally. If someone is trying to stalk a random KZbinr? Theyre fucked in the head. You'd also have to be the most unlucky person alive to get locked up for shooting a home invader in any state as well.

[@alexkeeton2800]

The potpourri really overpowers the scent of the coyote urine.

[@mezmerizer0266]

When all else fails just burn one rock of crack.

[@xthreemonkeysx759]

Classic idubbbz

[@alexkeeton2800]

@@xthreemonkeysx759 maybe it's the coyote urine of a drug dealer? 🤣

[@c4lcffc743]

What exactly is potpourri

[@alexkeeton2800]

@@c4lcffc743 Its a mixture of spices and dried flower petals made to create a pleasant smell. As far as my comment, it was a reference to iDubbbzTV's bad unboxing series, specifically this one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hKPRaZSKoblkb5Y&ab_channel=iDubbbzTV

[@bampersand905]

1:33 killed me, the straight face just fighting to hide the shit eating grin.

[@elijahtatman3635]

So glad to see these mail videos again. I’ve revisited this channel recently, watching you at home, and listening to your podcast at work. My fiancé will hear you on my phone and look at me shaking her head. I thought you would enjoy knowing that.

[@warlockengineer]

After Sam described Andrew Tate's violence toward women I was expecting him to say "actually maybe he's not so bad"

[@Yeswewillreplaceyou]

The elephant trunk being inside out would lead me to believe someone tried that on, like when you pull your legs out of your pants and it leaves them inside out.

[@galaxypaper969]

I didn't even notice that

[@princemononoke2477]

Story time. I got into Sam's videos cause y'all were doing the "Sam's Jewish" meme so dryly I literally thought he was Jewish and got excited cause I can never find other Jewish streamers. I ever told some people "yeah I found this Jewish content creator you should check him out" Oh how wrong I was. But here I am, 4+ years later, still catching every vid.

[@blastovich]

He's a non-practicing Jewish man 👀

[@thecanadian9105]

But he is a jew. It's not even a joke.

[@haroldbalzac6336]

Half-Jew

[@techelitesareadisease8816]

This is why you lot get kicked out of every country

[@hazzaka4236]

wtf

[@EatMyVlogs]

Sam is a rare breed of youtuber, he's got the old school appeal of saying whatever the fuck he basically wants and being "offensive" and cause its Sam and he is just like that it just works. Gotta love our rat king

[@hatientacetlen4246]

I'd say he isn't quite as shock humour reliant as old KZbin, not just yelling slurs as a substitute for comedy. He's more like Norm McDonald as he has openly admitted before.

[@Sleepytechnician]

RIP in peace our original rat king: Poob

[@40kanon]

He's apart of that old guard. Not many left.

[@alexthezephyr]

You don't even need to poison food to kill sam, just send him some food that looks minimally appetizing and he'll risk severe food poisoning for it

[@chiefrobertz42069]

The smoked salmon had a note i wrote explaining it, But yeah he scares me sometimes

[@kyleboyd627]

we have that same jug of coyote piss sitting in our garage, waiting to be unearthed years later by the next owners of our home.

[@Exeeter1234]

Man the undesireables are going to ruin this for the rest of us

[@adamsierakowski8860]

the way he said "water-" and then the actual water killed his power is kinda great timing

[@RenoMay]

Sam can I send you a 3D printed Gat? Haha jk….unless

[@GeneralSam]

hell no lmao i dont want ATF on my doorstep. i'll stick with my Rube Goldberg machines and katana for self defense.

[@acidbrotherhood]

@@GeneralSam just load your yard with explosive charges and make Waco look like summer camp. (For legal reasons this is a joke)

[@RenoMay]

@@GeneralSam a true student of the blade

[@dp9629]

@@GeneralSam where's your sense of adventure!? 🤣

[@radomane]

@@GeneralSam Even better, a halfway (but incorrectly) drilled through 80% AR15 lower :)

[@CBananaW]

Sam's latest plot to mess with Abby is to name his video "no more coyote pee" The rest takes care of itself.

[@ivanthedankable]

Reminds me of the good ol days of when you said you would never eat fan mail b/c it could be laced with anthrax but you still eat it b/c your inner fat boy

[@NathanB2002]

That power supply will definitely explode if he Sam plugs it in

[@MongoLikeBeer]

I used to order my narcotics in the mail regularly, and the efforts to disguise the intended contents would blow your fucking mind. Everything from no effort decoys, to an action figure with a hollowed out butt-cheek. Once, I got a candle that the "dealer" had made *AROUND* the mylar coated bag of drugs. It was pretty next level in the mid 2010s. Point being, that fool just sent you drugs haphazardly tossed into a box with nary the consideration of prison, for he, or you. Hahaha

[@biggiecheez6879]

Wait when did someone send him drugs?

[@MongoLikeBeer]

@@biggiecheez6879 twice in the video, man. Two separate occasions 😂

[@thomasevans4964]

I guess I won't send the grab bag of psychs

[@sheldonhiebert49]

He can technically not get in trouble.

[@MongoLikeBeer]

@@sheldonhiebert49 you're dead wrong. There's no deniability in mail, even if you legitimately had no clue you were getting it, if the post catches it, you'll get a controlled delivery followed by a no knock warrant the second you accept the package. This isn't fringe law, it's common.

[@pestofan3]

"The coyote piss is not making it in this video" *Proceeds to talk about it more than any other item*

[@hazzyharris]

having worked at a ups store I truly feel sorry for those employees

[@mshark8246]

i can't believe that sam's fans are performing psychological and chemiocal warfare on his local post office total mossad inspiration right there

[@itsmeanunoriginaljoke9870]

"Hey Abby come in here I got somethin'." "What, what is it?" (Sam holds up the bottle of lube) "I know what were doing tonight." *does his little goblin wheeze*

[@fishfingers4548]

I never knew that I needed this in my life. The dude that normally destroys and ruins everything he touches has an endearing side, like a beautiful, lesbian, flower.

[@spicyapplesauce1868]

Sam should get a sponsorship from Yeti. I bought that can Insulator after watching him use it in every stream.

[@tylerc2857]

I'm still letting the temptation eat at me on buying one, he's definitely put the idea in my head though.

[@Eh_D-Man]

Wild to see all the old idubbbz bad unboxing memes resurrected here. Stromings, coyote piss, dictionary, slurs on the boxes. Like a trip down memory lane.

[@tylerkruse2625]

"The smell of pot pourri overpowers the senate of coyote urine" -icucks 2016

[@thehybridkiller1370]

@@JakobatHeart im a bit out of the loop, what idubz do?

[@personwiththeface4416]

Sam: Don't send me in food, I won't eat it. Also Sam: Eats food sent in. Me: Understandable have a good day.

[@chiefrobertz42069]

He loved my smoke salmon, Surprised he ate it on cam

[@King-in-Yellow]

14:35 I imagine Sam walks around the house like a short-shekel-pinching Mr. X and this is the only way his daughter can stop him from eviscerating her.

[@Machiovel]

That tender moment almost brought me to tears

[@arvensique]

Andrew Tate looks like if mr Potato Head was an almond instead of a potato

[@richardtaillon1616]

Was ready for Abby to come in after Sam's opening with a straight mom vibe and start shredding us all But seriously that's hilarious

[@someguy7723]

The goal is to get homeland security at his door

[@knickknacking]

If dogs could talk, i don't thing Sam's dog could physically talk

[@coronaviruscid8202]

"the coyote piss is not making it into this episode" -title -talks about it id say it made it in

[@Jake_Flylo]

Inb4 the next stream starts with sam revealing the entire video is just him opening different animals urine

[@Good_Username]

Guy who sent the last package: “he’s finally opening mine!!” Sam: “Oh” 🌙

[@monaharry4317]

Make a video series staring your kid. document how living with a badass gamer dad is completely epic and child friendly

[@rougenarwhal8378]

some day im sure sam's going to unbox the most lovingly constructed ant hill thorax delivery device

[@chiefrobertz42069]

Happy to hear you liked my smoked salmon, If you have any questions let me know!

[@OWENROTHLERNER]

I like how he's wearing thicker nitrile gloves after I laid out exactly how he was risking his life using only the thinner nitriles. :)

[@santaclawz4431]

You have lost so much weight you make me feel happy

[@beansoupboyboy7610]

its all the crack he's been smoking, really mellows out the bones

[@projectonyx6491]

Sam needs to tell the office, "hey if the package smells, throw it out or send it back"

[@MrCatofdoom]

we all know dam well how sam drew that line

[@justussmith3080]

Not even 1/3 of the way through the video yet and already *literally* laughed out loud like 5 times. I’m so glad I found this channel and subscribed a few weeks ago

[@cracknigr6065]

I know it was already 8 months ago but if you haven't checked out the older videos yet just do it. Especially the skyrim-series made me regularly laugh extremely hard even while rewatching it last year. Cheers :)

[@FireFirst_]

Sam I’m sure if you invited him or made a whole video on Andrew Tate and got him onto the podcast, I’d love to sit there and watch you and the gang just roast the guy to his face live.

[@gatorman5547]

So…. Ladies and gentlemen, he didn’t say doe estrous is off the table, he specifically said “no coyote piss”.

[@CommanderSmokey]

"I think we need to bring crack back" ~ General Sam, 2022

[@robertsteiner4696]

I like how most content creators care about their privacy so much that they tell nothing about where they possibly could be and Sam is just here like "Ayo send me shit here fam lmao"

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

"Women suck" Is indeed a political take.

[@mathesonjake]

That wax seal, calligraphy bit did me in, I couldn't stop laughing, made my day. Thak you for that.

[@TheJchio]

Sam talking about how he cant even begin to understand lockpicking. Then proceeds to immediately exert a ridiculous amount of knowledge regarding authentic letter sealing technique's and tools.

[@cantmatchthethatch1472]

I literally raked open every lock in my house and at work. My boss was concerned when I picked the front door to the store in maybe 30 seconds after I said to him, "Eyy, Bry, come watch this shit."

[@Noreb]

the level of creativity people are going to put into sending you coyote piss now is going to be legendary.

[@trinitite4617]

Sam don't trust that power supply there's a 20% chance he gave it to you because it blew tf up

[@WestminsterNinja]

if I was your spouse I'd never let your fans send packages to my home lol

[@chiefrobertz42069]

It goes to a PO box outside his town he gets it every week he said

[@SDLXVI]

A creator clash between Sam Hyde and General Sam would be epic

[@Kolapsoid]

from that moment everyone knew. it’s gonna be only coyote pee now.

[@Skummybearz]

God I’ve missed these so much and watching them now makes me feel young again

[@sillybuns2136]

I wouldn’t mind if this channel just turned into Sam opening weird shit that we send in.

[@146208s]

Die of Laughter is amazing, watched the latest show yesterday and the fact that bizzle found a way to mix up the fact that you guys wouldn't leave the tavern and its such a twist I wouldn't have ever expected it. Keep it coming.

[@12stepsbeyondtheeventhorizon]

I can watch this man's content for hours and it never gets boring.

[@Reth_Hard]

Yeah I agree with you... and not that I am gay but let's be honest, you look pretty good... Maybe we could meet and experiment something, you know, trying something new? I promise, I will take care of you. 💦💦

[@zengage]

Hey sam to the right of your back door, where you showed it storming. Looks like you might have a water leak, looks like mold stains.

[@saltylemon4436]

I like how Sam said before that he was an idiot for eating some like homemade beef jerky someone sent him and the second he gets smoked salmon in a ziploc bag he tears into it.

[@chiefrobertz42069]

Its in its own vaccum sealed bag i sent the ziploc so he can reseal it afterwards

[@justindover7015]

Three angles of Sam about to cry. 28:00

[@SmuckleTrunk]

Even with power outs it seems nice to live in a place with rain, here in Texas it has rained twice in 5 months and I’m starting to forget what rain sounds like

[@duffinthemuffin5792]

3:22 Sam is the type of guy that if he had a sister he would rip all of the heads off of her Barby dolls

[@ashtongerald2983]

Freddy Krueger died at the age of 26, canonically

[@R33fth3b33f]

I've used coyote piss to scare off deer from my weed garden. lasts about a week tho and it's pricy as hell.

[@C_on_my_C]

imagining sam going into the ups store to pick up the n word package mad me laugh

[@brissywink]

The way Sam says "and seperated from his family.. 😏" was the most Norm MacDonald delivery I've ever seen

[@SNUSNU4U]

he shouldnt have said anything about the coyote piss lmao. rip mail workers

[@mezmerizer0266]

When you talked about your wife wanting something after taking the trash/coyote piss to the curb, I thought she was going to say she wanted a divorce. Lol

[@shanemays3696]

He should put the coyote piss is a humidifier.

[@LODphantom]

Yo that pause from being a modern man ☠️

[@allthebitschaos3261]

OH MY GOD! HAHA! The part right after the pooka shell necklace murdered me. xD

[@Haedrix]

For a second I thought he was really going to burn the art. I've learned to expect anything during mail time ever since the ladybug smoothie.

[@2toothsome]

"the people at ups get feral" "half the people there are black" interesting, sam

[@beardlessoperator7052]

i feel like a fat drill sergeant but at dominos

[@jhonmiths1344]

Collective action is the power of the masses everyone send coyote piss

[@jhonmiths1344]

@beyond your imagination fantastic video

[@ForgedEggs]

Sam with the pizza hat is the Grill Sergeant at Food Camp, you pass when you finally stop trying to bite the hat.

[@McCormick_brands]

Sams take on Andrew tate is so accurate haha