'Genestealers are perfectly bio-engineered infiltrators that rove ahead of the Tyranid hive fleets seeking rich feeding grounds. These deadly creatures work by implanting and subverting members of the host species, striving to dominate their victims through alien cunning or terrifying violence as the situation requires...' - Inquisitor Grael Tyranids are creatures from our darkest nightmares. But remember this: they can bleed, and they can die. - Lord Inquisitor Fidus Kryptman
@robj98498 ай бұрын
{pp
@alganhar18 ай бұрын
Also they are a biological impossibility..... I could literally write a book on how. And yes, I am a Biologist, Evolutionary Ecologist to be precise....
@domisPL_017 ай бұрын
@@alganhar1 Why?
@gavinboyer46347 ай бұрын
@@alganhar1Eh, I think they're cool. Make for good stories too!
@cthulawha4 ай бұрын
You do mean impossible by the understanding of 2nd millennium human science which still thinks digital watches and cell phones are a pretty neat idea. 100 years ago both were impossible also, just like no organisms could survive in the vaccum of space but hey we found the tardigrade which can. Nothing is actually impossible, @@alganhar1
@robwalsh98438 ай бұрын
I opened my dresser and all my Levis were gone. The Jeanstealer Cult has struck again!
@kurtsherer82116 ай бұрын
Genestealers and their..*puts on sunglasses*..ARMED forces...*YEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH*
@danieloconnor97358 ай бұрын
Great to hear from you again prince... Methinks Parenthood is developing the emotion in the voice.. Bravo belissimo 🎉
@ABorderPrince8 ай бұрын
100011100101
@neofulcrum50138 ай бұрын
There needs to be a genestealer cult simulator game.
@wellhungindung8 ай бұрын
It's called Socialism.
@neofulcrum50138 ай бұрын
Hilarious…
@declanjones88888 ай бұрын
@@wellhungindung Glossing over how little sense that makes......you must be very fun at parties.
@declanjones88888 ай бұрын
@@wellhungindung Really same comment twice? Your one of those weirdos.
@wellhungindung8 ай бұрын
Calm down, it didn't look like it posted, can you understand that, thicko? Why assume the worst and be rude?
@cthulhu123458 ай бұрын
Cheers for this mate, Genestealers have to be one of the most grimdark, disturbing and insidious things in the 40k universe
@NukeTheGhettos8 ай бұрын
for the algorithm and the Emperor!!!
@declanjones88888 ай бұрын
The Emperor's Algorithm!!
@tylerpiatt40238 ай бұрын
Only in death does duty end!
@sadwingsraging30448 ай бұрын
Tighten your belt men!🤨 Those pants stealers are tricky!
@angry_zergling7 ай бұрын
You take a nap wearing denim and wake up wearing khakis. "Noo! My JEANS!"
@frogmastiff81988 ай бұрын
in the topsy turvy world of warhammer glad to see you keep putting these out
@Pickled_Rick8 ай бұрын
Easiest like ever - Ty for your hard work ABP
@jamesdeek70398 ай бұрын
Their aesthetic of industrial post apocalyptic industrial rebels is so cool
@mdc123-v2v4 ай бұрын
My new favourite 40k Loremaster. This stuff is ASMR for me.
@AceaSpadez888 ай бұрын
Genestealer cultists sound remarkably similar to current day GW writers....interesting
@yourbuddyunit8 ай бұрын
49:26 youre amazing bro. Pauses like these make me laugh out loud every time! I love your work, it's helping me survive brother. Bless you AB
@TaucelinkR8 ай бұрын
By far my favourite sci-fi narrator
@forestjohnson74748 ай бұрын
So happy to see a new video❤
@chalzen10128 ай бұрын
Thanks for continuing to put out such great content
@Vietnam_Chr0nicles8 ай бұрын
My favorite lore channel! I go to sleep to your videos every night!
@magnificentcodpiece42758 ай бұрын
Awsome, was looking forward to some GSC lore. Thanks BP.
@zielisawzielony93668 ай бұрын
I liked your reading of GSC story on some ADmech planet with female psyker leader, who for the 90% of the book didnt even know she was alien mutant. It almost made me want to save her. Almost.
@LtColShingSides8 ай бұрын
Not a bad way to start my Monday!
@CountingHouse7 ай бұрын
Excellent voice work, diligent attention to detail. This serves as an entertaining and informative lore touchstone and you laughing about your pronunciation of Ovipositor was welcome 😁
@oem426 ай бұрын
Fuck I love that intro... That sound/chord just after the speech is sublime
@ABorderPrince6 ай бұрын
I know right
@Diomedes_XXII8 ай бұрын
Hell yeah! Good stuff, ABP! 3 years, 3 months & 22 days.
@MKHousel8 ай бұрын
It's time for accession! 🎉
@kealydan8 ай бұрын
Praise the prince!
@luckylarry718 ай бұрын
Thank! Nasty but nonetheless engaging piece of lore, hehe xD I'd love to hear one day more about the renegade chapters, pirates and also those imperial forces that operate so far away from holly terra, that few scholars or mid to low ranking inquisitors even know of their existence or could readily confirm whether such forces are loyalist or otherwise ^^
@yetipotato85678 ай бұрын
Awkward moment when you trip and all your genes fall from your pocket to be stolen.
@BarockDroneBomba8 ай бұрын
It's been a while. Great video!
@cthulawha8 ай бұрын
Much praise and great thanks ABP
@molletre96068 ай бұрын
So when the miners stop complaining, you know its time to leave the planet ASAP? =)
@allistransitory8 ай бұрын
Quality as always
@SomthingNew08 ай бұрын
Another slammer
@emilsvensson68318 ай бұрын
What happened to the deamonworld audiobook? I really enjoyed eye of terror! Your work is amazing i hope i will hear it in the future
@Pfasma57 ай бұрын
Excellent review of a horrifying threat to humanity….
I would love to see a film that chronicles the rise of a Genestealer cult. From an Alien-like beginning with the Genestealer infiltrating an Imperium world, to the multiple generations over the years preparing for war and sabotage, to the final tragic and terrifying ending.
@mariuszsz59866 ай бұрын
Sublime workmanship! 💕
@tetsuo3608 ай бұрын
Sensational
@0bzen228 ай бұрын
Jeff Bezos is definitely fourth generation.
@Dogue838 ай бұрын
I wonder if there are defective genestealer hybrids that refuse to obey the broodmind and strike on their own. Could make for an interesting short story.
@pffthulu65458 ай бұрын
Jean stealers
@rumplesmooveskin64896 ай бұрын
Great video man
@NicholsonNeisler-fz3gi6 ай бұрын
The Brood Brothers: Jake Brood rejoins with his clone Elwood after escaping from Imperial prison, but the duo has just days to reunite their old genecult and assimilate the planet where the two were raised, all the while outrunning and outgunning Space Marines, Psykers and other Cultists as they tear through the city of Old Kigago.
@ChrisQuirk-lo9gmАй бұрын
One of the cults listed in this video will be what I paint my warband.
@featherbrunonamenonose42498 ай бұрын
New stuff!!
@vladimirmihnev97028 ай бұрын
Virus Bombs!
@samd54668 ай бұрын
🎉🎉🎉
@mykelengieza70578 ай бұрын
How ya doing Prince?
@LethargicGM8 ай бұрын
For the algorithm
@NightSurgeon098 ай бұрын
Is it bad that genestealers make think of dune? Rebellion against an empire, holy war in the name of a false prophet, just saying...
@MrTrenttness8 ай бұрын
🔥🎸🔥
@MrPlainsflyer8 ай бұрын
The ending advice is unironically just good advice. Also genestealers=communists
@willhyatt75538 ай бұрын
The algorithm
@Slechy_Lesh4 ай бұрын
19:04
@themidnightaristocrat7 ай бұрын
Bloody space tankies
@jaredbroyles80627 ай бұрын
For the glory of the blessed algorithm
@justaneditygangstar7 ай бұрын
18:00 30:00 45:00 50:00 1:15:00 1:24:00 1:30:00
@Thomas0W8 ай бұрын
👍
@jasonroberts44708 ай бұрын
😊
@kennyholmes66428 ай бұрын
Not my genes
@J.Panxer4 ай бұрын
Great, space antifa. I hope the imperium realizes that this is all the emperor's fault, and his astral beacon and the rift in the warp is what's drawing the hive fleets.
@mariuszsz59866 ай бұрын
Extrasensory
@spacecowboy86638 ай бұрын
441
@krisskellington45568 ай бұрын
🩸 💀 🩸
@TherealTenmanI8 ай бұрын
"False emperor" ?!? This was written by a heretic! Besides, my uplifting primer says xenos are weak and easy to kill. None of this blasphemous tome can be true. Imagine, a xenos smart enough to make its own religion. HAH!
@stevepalpatine28283 ай бұрын
I love your videos bro been subbed for a long time but these ads are way too much you got double unskippable ads every ten minutes its made me turn on adblock to watch this and I dont want to use adblock on your vids but this is too much.
@ABorderPrince3 ай бұрын
sorry dude, its automatised now on youtube it does it random with the algo
@stevepalpatine28283 ай бұрын
@@ABorderPrince No worries bro. KZbin are trying to strangle themselves it seems. I listen to you on audible and it doesnt have all that stuff.