Genshin Impact characters badly portrayed by Technoblade clips |

[@lizzabean]

Thank you for this video. I used to avoid content about techno because I'd cry every time, but this was so lighthearted and enjoyable that it felt much more sweet than bitter. We miss you techno!

[@Aplanna]

i’m so glad 🥹 a lighthearted, positive video that is still (kinda) a fresh concept is exactly what i was aiming for. i think as a content creator Techno would want his content to, you know, be entertaining and not a cause of great sorrow for millions, ”don’t be sad it’s over, be happy it happened” and all that. that said, i do still miss him a lot

[@lizzabean]

@@Aplanna You're right, and you succeeded making a positive and fresh video :) I have a feeling I'll come back to this video every once in a while when I'm feeling sad about him.

[@ggled_]

SAME! i was afraid to watch anything about Techno since all i could do is cry like a baby in pain but watching this video made me remember why i love and miss Him so much... 😭❤

[@lordbaconweeb]

Saaaaaaame. I was hoping not to see wilbur soot... but this is fine

[@kriptonitegamer777]

@@Aplanna agreed people like this who make jokes with techno make me feel like he's still alive in a sense and it makes me happy

[@Minonowanna]

“Badly portrayed” NO NO THIS IS PRETTY ACCURATE

[@pencilonpaper1026]

exactly xD

[@Minonowanna]

⁠@@pencilonpaper1026blade pfp 🫵

[@somerandomartisthere]

Some of these are so accurate it’s suspicious

[@Minonowanna]

@@somerandomartisthere EXACTLYYYYY Also fremi pfp 🫵 ( im calling out all of the genshin/hsr pfps that reply now 🤭 )

[@pencilonpaper1026]

@@Minonowanna forever a blade fan fr‼️‼️‼️ lyney pfp 🫵🫵 (they have the same english va)

[@perf1de37]

I love how everytime someone represents baizhu it’s just them coughing or dying 😭😭

[@serenchan8538]

Oh......

[@perf1de37]

@@serenchan8538 dude I’ve just realised how bad this comment sounds 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ holy

[@0th_1t13d]

I thought it is because he coughed after he took the apple, as they say "an apple a day keeps the doctor away", Baizhu is a doctor, isn't he?

[@Yanqinx]

Uh

[@caramelcwossont]

I mean, HAVE YOU PLAYED HIS STORY?? he has literally cancer

[@Sup-nerds-q4v]

Damn, I never knew Hoyo were such Technoblade nerds that they based their characters off of him 🤓🤓

[@kivvz8453]

wait until they roll out a character who screams BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@cum4044]

​@@kivvz8453natlan look just right

[@evanex3972]

They even made his opposite as arlecchino

[@realrickyshea]

They even made a character called "Blade" that never dies. Coincidence?

[@Sup-nerds-q4v]

​@@realrickysheaTHEY ARE STANS

[@corvus6971]

finally a genshin meme video made by someone that actually read through the dialogue 😭

[@lightning_11]

I know, right! Absolute W content right here.

[@xcaedes]

indeed. Not everyone is a goldfish-attention span primo craver

[@Azaril_]

The crossover I never knew I needed, but now that it exists, all I can say is... it's perfect. Also, Technoblade never dies!

[@Kurukurukuruin.]

Honestly best crossover and TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@ElIieSolos]

@@Kurukurukuruin.based username, based as hell pfp, and technoblade fan you are such a based person holy-

[@yourashi9082]

peak pfp

[@imahumanbutichosetobeapota5479]

This is something I never knew I wanted but now I need more

[@EpsilonMono]

o7

[@witheredaurora]

3:02 "comprehensive knowledge of ancient china" is crazyyyy 😭

[@lightning_11]

Alpanna really went above and beyond with this video.

[@MayorofYappers]

To be fair liyue is based off of ancient china-

[@GrayGraymaa]

​@@MayorofYappersft

[@Ellygators]

hands down the funniest one

[@d4r00d7]

i need someone to draw scara saying "i might've angered the gods, chat."

[@Tacticalcatgamer]

Me planing on doing this but I doodle it (with credits of if I just wanna doodle em):

[@De_Lune8002]

I'm now tempted to do it

[@krunken_isok]

give me like a few months-ish and I could probably make a coherent animation. *probably*

[@teletubbiesharvest5615]

you got it boss

[@mcscara1]

Will do

[@JbBoss2005]

Mans finally returned after 4 years to drop this absolute banger TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

[@Aplanna]

who cares about "consistantly uploading so your subscribers actually remember who you are" am i right

[@flawless0964]

@@Aplanna techno would be proud

[@Oklahoma_is_me]

@@flawless0964 frr

[@lightning_11]

@@Aplanna You're 100% right. This is what I subscribed for.

[@Ikxi]

@@Aplanna AMIRITE

[@Violent_Primordial]

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@nitesy381]

Techno neverdies

[@MegamiTheGoddess]

He did though (No hate to techno tho bcs he’s still one of my favorites)

[@ATZninja]

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIE

[@play.games.2009]

​@ShiiTheArtist as long as people remember you then you are never truly dead and as a god of contracts once said "you will continue to shine like gold in my memorys"

[@BinhNguyen-uw8iw]

​@@MegamiTheGoddess"Ooooohoooo I had to correct a supportive comment on yt I am so cool" that you

[@QualityChaos99]

“Doc, doc! Did you get the cancer?!” “You had cancer?” Is TOO accurate of a portration of Collei and Dottore and it hurts my soul 💀

[@Zyphon]

Returned after all this time to bring us a banger in celebration of Techno :D

[@Aplanna]

thanks queen

[@Stell0n._]

4:13 The sensoring of wilbur is so fucking funny 😂

[@isky6541]

Wait so what happened? What did he do? Thanks in advance!

[@ForestFawn_]

​@@isky6541writing "wilbur drama" or "wilbur abuse" will probably help your situation, but basically he abused his gf

[@reivioli2604]

​@@isky6541the bite of 24

[@1y3_.]

@@reivioli2604 THATS WILD 😭

[@KavehsSecretary]

but he's in the bg 😭

[@KenjiLovesFarming]

THE FACT I CAN NOW UNDERSTAND THE MATH AND TRIANGLE STUFF TECHNO DID IN ALHAITHAMS AT 6:25 IS MIND BLOWING TO ME

[@Aplanna]

pythagoras would be proud of you

[@Mepharias]

I'm in high-ish university math, and we still commonly use pythagorean theorem to prove concepts. That and SOH-CAH-TOA.

[@kirby69813]

@@AplannaIdc, Pythagoras died because of beans

[@zeldawolff358]

The Pythagorean theorem is one of the earliest things you learn in high school math lol. It's not that wild

[@cursedpufferfish3988]

@@zeldawolff358high school? i learned that shit in 5th grade

[@azurerandomness]

Alhaitham, Cyno and maybe Lynette strangely fit his vibe to a T which could explain why I like them so much

[@ur_local_childe_simp]

they’re sarcastic, funny with almost no effort and really good at their jobs and fighting that’s why u like them lmao

[@De_Lune8002]

The Kaveh one was beautiful lolol

[@azurerandomness]

@@ur_local_childe_simp they remind me of techno so much man and I didn't know that was it until this video dhdhsbd

[@emiyuu5112]

IM CRYING ALL OF THEM ARE SO ACCURATE this is so incredibly funny, technoblade never dies

[@lightning_11]

This video is pure peak

[@commanderhill]

help this is so accurate, as a Techno turned Genshin fan this really made my day Happy Birthday Techno!

[@furina-slash-focalors]

didnt think this could possibly get any better until liloupar was included

[@Aozora210]

And the most perfect depiction of Liloupar at that 😂

[@Grace-em7dh]

he’s actually nahida at 6:13😭😭

[@kivvz8453]

THE BENNETT PART IM DYING

[@kivvz8453]

potato war my favourite subject

[@icecrownpoint]

You know who was dying too?

[@kivvz8453]

@@icecrownpoint don't you dare (diluc's father yep)

[@ultimatefailure]

2:09 this is the only accurate representation of Mika I’ve ever seen in these types of videos 😭😭 this fits so well im crying lmao

[@Aplanna]

i admit i was tempted to just have it be a clip of techno screaming ”nerd”

[@ultimatefailure]

@@Aplanna haha fair enough too, but still awesome video!! theyre all super fitting!

[@rinzxii]

3:01 COMPREHENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ANCIENT CHINA IS PERFECT IM CRYINGGG

[@yoonglie]

the cyno one, he's an assassin AND he does puns scarily perfect for that

[@Sophia_heartz]

DUDE THE CLIP AT 4:24 HAD ME CRYING 😭😭 *ALSO TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!! 🎉🎉*

[@lightning_11]

As soon as I saw the blaze, I knew what was coming and I loved every second of it.

[@k3nt0b3nt0]

At first, I was like “wait how does this blaze relate to raiden?” But then Techno dropped that line and it got me crying 😂

[@BingQilin]

POOR SCARA AHAHAHA

[@angelicaph483]

Scara can't catch a break lmao

[@r7ne]

9:41 i cant believe HOW perfectly this describes lynettes story quest (the transporting drugs in dogs part 😭)

[@C6BaizhuHaver]

Correction it was transporting drugs in cats.

[@C6BaizhuHaver]

Wait hold on i interpreted that wrong nvm

[@r7ne]

@@C6BaizhuHaver dw c6 baizhu haver (coming from a c6 arlecchino haver)

[@sehrish1837]

@C6BaizhuHaver dw C6 Baizhu haver (e6 Asta haver)

[@trismite]

8:14 Furina 😂 yeah that sounds about right. You even got the deep side of Furina and her doubts regarding her relationships

[@Brenilla]

Honestly clicked this expecting a few accuracies few laughs, naw like 97% of this was right on the money. Amazing job loved it!

[@Aplanna]

my years of hyperfixating on genshin lore finally pays off

[@lightning_11]

Same. This video is shockingly well done.

[@lightning_11]

@@Aplanna I felt that

[@fwoop4848]

⁠@@AplannaGenshin lore is very hyperfixation-able

[@literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992]

Love this. He's 100% calling us all weebs on the other side. I can just FEEL it. Viscerally.

[@Aplanna]

cmon now, Techno was a weeb too

[@sugoish9461]

​@@Aplanna Yes, so he would call us it too, with 0 hesitation nor mercy 🙏

[@literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992]

Fr. Zero hesitation istg

[@zhou.__]

"this is a bigger dissapointment than my son" and then it was on raiden

[@Melotaku]

How did these two worlds that love collide?! What is going on?!

[@lightning_11]

Technoblade had a Genshin Impact channel on his Discord, if I remember correctly. The more you know, ig.

[@nabilhusainimohdkamalulabr3088]

​@@lightning_11 wait reallyyy????

[@seraphywang4638]

@@nabilhusainimohdkamalulabr3088 Yup. His message was something along the lines of “I dunno what this game is and wont ever play it but a lot of you guys seem really into it so here’s a new channel”

[@kingman-fm4dq]

​@@lightning_11 huh when?

[@lightning_11]

@@kingman-fm4dq I, unfortunately, wasn't there to see it. But I've seen screenshots of him creating it and talking in it a tiny bit. (Unfortunately, KZbin won't let me post them.)

[@snappyc_bg8697]

Why are these accurate TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@taim69]

1:21 Klee and Jean oh my lord xDDDD

[@Blub_Shaped_Kitsune]

This is how Techno would want to be remembered by making more people smile and laugh even if he can’t make content, other people can take what he’s done and expand on it.

[@Aozora210]

I love how Kazuha is actually lore accurate instead of fanon accurate. This is the most blessed video. Technoblade never dies.

[@CanaryTheTherian]

It’s almost been the two year mark of his death too. Rest in blood man, rest in peace in blood. (It’s cause of his line “blood for the blood god”)

[@Kuzamori]

The nahida one summed up 90% of her situation 😭 5:57

[@spidrrcat]

Fr

[@bearinyourwalls]

My brain somehow autocorrected "badly" to "perfectly" when I read the title

[@keiiasth]

wait what i just realized that my brain did that too😦

[@lightning_11]

Wait, it says "badly"?

[@flawless0964]

Happy birthdaaaaay, we love youu

[@claireivestone]

4:43 it fits sOOO well dude

[@crowquettic]

actually surprised at how accurate these are . comedy gold . i never really watched technoblade but now i see why so many people loved watching him ! i love how you ended it with dainsleif and the twins too ( idk man , seems somewhat poetic HAHA ) also love how you added some of the npcs too ! happy ( belated ) birthday technoblade . technoblade never dies . o7

[@Aplanna]

I'm glad to have successfully advertised Technoblade's channel to you

[@mizukiNoellemain]

i xcame here expecting huge mischaracterizations but this is work of art what the fuck

[@Lolfuny]

Why are these accurate 😂

[@Lolfuny]

Ps BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!

[@ichikasakura328]

Happy birthday Technoblade. "NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"

[@FanFoRlYfE]

You're insane for making this so accurate and funny well done

[@Aplanna]

i can’t say i felt sane for the amount of Technoblade i watched to find some of these

[@estebanramirez1178]

Clervie: It says that you’re the second worse thing to happen to those orphans. What does that mean, Mother? Crucebena: It means that I was the second worse thing to happen to those orphans. Clervie: And what was the first worse thing to happen to those orphans? Crucebena: “Child… *They weren’t always orphans.”*

[@e-vampire7337]

I just want to add: if we get Technoblade vs Arleccino you know The Knave is gonna die the moment Alex realizes he can orphan the hell out of an entire organization if he kills Father

[@SSMp315]

Techno’s joking backstory was that Orphans killed his Parents so he kills all Orphans so wouldn’t make more Orphans

[@HM-ye1sz]

“This is a bigger disappointment than my son” THE WAY I CACKLED

[@wifi882.]

7:11 someone should show this joke to cyyu

[@miloburrows4226]

5:58 DUDE this is so on point for Nahida! Most of these have me wheezing they're so accurate.

[@startea0412]

Nahida is too accurate OMG ! Who am I kidding? It's all max accurate! Techno is the live, Techno = immortal

[@tediouschoices55]

LMAO 4:09 "if we can't see him, he isn't there :)"

[@axelf9947]

Kaeya’s just being “my brother came in and told me to be quiet” LMAO 😭 Fischl’s, Diona’s, & Albedo’s are so perfect omg Xiao and Shenhe made me choke on my water you’re so right NAHHHH DILUC AND SHOGUN’S WERE FOULLLL 💀 ITTO PLEASEE…. and not the swimming animation for kokomi i’m wheezing AYAKA NOOOOOO NAHIDA IN THE TREE….. THE DREAM REFERENCE I CANT KAVEH AND COLLEI PFHAGAGH DAIN’S IM SOBBING….. THE TRUE CATACLYSM

[@zedblade2526]

how are these clips so accurate

[@kirkkek]

This is brilliant actually i was laughing so hard at Bennett's and Alhaitham's. Also Nahida's was so weirdly accurate it was funny.

[@LeonardoHamato]

Ive been avoiding watch old techno content since his passing cause i get sad thinking there'll be no chance of hearing new lines from him. So i forgot how much pure joy i get from the orphan jokes.

[@samanyu1]

gods both my hyperfixations in a single video TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@thecrystalliaguild]

A lot of the clips were great but the Archon ones were so good! DAIN'S ONE IS INSANE why isn't anyone talking about that

[@fwoop4848]

Fr the archon ones were great, especially Nahida’s lmfao

[@CookedOnion]

7:59 not collei 😭 that’s actually so bad

[@lightning_11]

It would not be an understatement to say that this is the single most legendary video I have seen this entire year. The thumbnail alone was enough to earn my like and sub.

[@Booga04]

THE RAIDEN SHOGUN ONE 😭😭 id be curious to see how an interaction between her and wanderer would go

[@kerbluffle]

Literally the only time I looked at the chat and I see Etoiles at 5:24

[@SSMp315]

Techno literally knew everyone omg

[@nevanlia]

7:12 “ha ha im funny” soooo real for cyno 😭

[@GirlinGarlicBread]

6:20 can we take a moment to appreciate this person putting Alhaitham, Kaveh talking about debt, and someone who helped him collect that debt in that order?

[@HylianWolfMage55]

If Technoblade was still alive, he would have absolutely loved this video.

[@PrincessJadyn15]

1:42 How Razor got his vision in a nutshell

[@rubrus_xd69]

Saying "badly portrayed" is false advertizing, this is supremely accurate.

[@AyeeeeImTheHotDogMan]

AS A TECHNOBLADE VIEWER AND GENSHIN PLAYER THIS IS WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR

[@buggiesmile]

10:51 okay 1, like everything else this is very accurate, but 2 as a CaptainSparklez fan seeing this for the first time this is amazing 😂. Especially considering Jordan actively ran away from techno because he did not trust his PVP abilities against him. I also just love the interactions of the younger generation of Minecraft KZbinrs playing with the older generation that they grew up watching.

[@sadia6503]

I appreciate this so much, so glad there's an overlap in audiences that makes this video possible. Any techno clip video makes me very happy either way but ngl this was hilariously accurate

[@Mister64the64th]

8:15 this just got me

[@bloonbrawler9872]

Why is Shenhe so accurate?

[@MilesToGo_]

BRO THESE ARE SO ACCURATE THOUGH IT'S HILARIOUS AS FUG 😭 Especially the Mika one almost made me cough up my lungs 🤣

[@MilesToGo_]

the Shenhe one could be taken as an attempt at my life because I almost died

[@MilesToGo_]

Even included Liloupar bro how is this so accurate and how did you just how did you even find fitting clips for every dam character and make it into a video this is crazy

[@sparkle3026]

Now imagine a new person comes here out of curiosity, he likes the video and gets interested in Techno because they never saw him before, goes into comments, figues out that he's good and then sees the Rip Techno comment

[@updated_autopsy_report]

halfway through I completely forgot this was supposed to be for genshin characters and I was so busy ust enjoying the techno clips

[@spiderdude2099]

Thank you for recommending the Danny Gonzalez video, it’s also a banger. Also, fun fact: The English VA for YaoYao commented on that video that she used to know and act with Danny in high school

[@lita5438]

OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH AEFGAHEFAE thank you so much for this masterpiece

[@yuihoshikou]

I love Techno so much, also. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

[@mlp.hater_]

9:02 best part so far, loved the video💗

[@short_0957]

4:09 if we can’t see him, he’s not there, good thing we can’t see vampires

[@_.WildDragons._]

4:25 "This is a bigger dissapointment than my son"

[@snowy_moonl1ght454]

The COLLEI ONE 😭😂

[@Sam-zq4mi]

IT’S FOUL 😭😭

[@krunken_isok]

that would seem more like Medic's thing ngl

[@TooMuchGamba]

THE KAVEH ONE-

[@sortileges5474]

That Nahida part was painfully accurate.

[@alstroemeria5211]

Never really looked into Genshin Impact, but this may have convinced me-

[@vithevee]

i don’t know jack shit about dreamsmp, but this is so genshin-character accurate 😭

[@thornowl6368]

most of these are on hypixel, not dreamsmp

[@vasdfghjkloa1]

OH MY GOD YESSS THE BLADE LIVES ONNN

[@yami_g00ps10]

Oh my god, this is the best thing ever ToT two worlds colliding

[@el3169]

here we go *cracks knuckles* 0:01 - navia 0:022 - traveler twins, lumine and aether plus paimon as floof 0:45 - paimon 0:55 - venti and dvalin 1:07 - amber 1:13 - kaeya 1:16 - lisa 1:21 - jean and klee 1:31 - eula 1:36 - benny 1:41 - razor 1:48 - fischl 1:51 - barbara 2:01 - albert 2:05 - rosaria 2:08 - mika 2:26 - diona 2:30 - mona 2:35 - albedo 2:47 - eula and mika 2:49 - diluc 2:59 - zhongli 3:04 - xiao 3:08 - xingqiu 3:24 - shenhe 3:35 - baizhu 3:42 - xiangling 4:05 - ganyu 4:09 - hu tao, chongyun, xingqiu, xiangling 4:18 - raiden 4:26 - kazuha 4:33 - yoimiya 4:43 - itto 4:59 - gorou 5:10 - kokomi 5:20 - ayaka 5:30 - sayu 5:41 - heizou 5:50 - gorou and kokomi 5:58 - nahida 6:19 - alhaitham 6:34 - kaveh 6:40 - dori 6:47 - layla 7:12 - cyno 7:19 - tighnari 7:47 - collei (and dottore) 8:06 - dehya and dunyarzad 8:09 - just straight up a racist genie ass lamp 8:13 - furina 8:36 - neuvillette 8:51 - rizzley 9:02 - sigewinne 9:11 - chlorinde 9:36 - lyney (being put on trial in front of the entire opera épiclèse) 9:41 - lynette and arlecchino 9:57 - freminet 10:09 - chiori 10:41 - cheveruse 10:50 - charolette 11:05 - childe 11:10 - signora 11:21 - wanderer 11:32 - dottore 11:42 - arlecchino 11:55 - dainsleif plus the travelers (500 years ago, the unknown god disbanded the guild) amen

[@Booga04]

god i miss technoblade so much these are spot-on! as a technoblade fan ever since middle school and a genshin fan now this is just a perfect video this video was literally PERFECT, every single one was so accurate much love to technoblade, we all love and miss you ❤

[@palomitademaiz2479]

And on his birthday too!! Best video I found ever Also being able to watch without crying is so nice ;")

[@GamerLord64]

Wait is that a technoblade face reveal before from before he passed away 0:23

[@crossanddream2]

I don't believe all I believe it's a lot older since there was once a clip from a long time ago of him cooking/baking

[@bella_daze3092]

The joke was an elbow reveal LMAO

[@ungamer6241]

Yeah hes "face revealed" a couple times but somehow no one could remember his face like an eldritch entity

[@helyphion]

I've watched this video like 3 times already, but it keeps showing up in my recommended and I keep clicking on it lol

[@sprout8426]

these are way too accurate to be real 😭 esp the itto and nahida one. he even sounded like cyno doing his part

[@shadowyuikofox]

NAH THIS IS FREAKING ACCURATE DUDE also thanks for this

[@EmergencyCringe]

This is so amazing thank you for this PERFECTION !!!

[@ShinComHomePls]

WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE HELPPPP It actually almost made me miss technoblade

[@-Quinchysan]

I dont know much about Technoblade, but rip to him! Also, this video was funny!!😂

[@unknown20005]

so what’s your saying in the thumbnail is don’t stay in school and honestly your right about that especially in america where staff are grossly underpaid and students are neglected forced to fend for themselves and then often punished for defending themselves

[@orangehighlighter2314]

LMAO THE NAHIDA CLIP WAS WAY TOO ACCURATE 😭

[@fiiishyx_0]

Omg I love technoblade sm Tysm for this :)