【Genshin Impact MMD】Toxic【Xiao】

it costs u $0 to not reupload my videos so why do it
you can thank gem for this. we're all going to fuckign horny jail.
follow me on twitter @izevrente :) sometimes i post wips i guess
it's my birthday in 10 days (19th of nov)!!!!!! i will 大人になります!11!! waw!!! and i have a driving test on the 13th, and 1.1 is on the 11th, and a game i want is coming out on the 12th, god... i am going to be so busy. so if i dont post as much dont kill me plz
anyways, i literally haven't done my genshin dailies today but here i am posting xiao mmd. you are getting in the way of my journey to AR40 sir. please let me go xiao plea se let m
anyways i hope u guys liked this. don't mind me! i'm going to go back and keep doing cursed mmd shit and throwing at my friends' dms in discord. i will in fact be suing www.learnmmd.com for ever allowing me to start using MMD like 6 years ago. my creations never should have been allowed to see the light of day.
//credits//
effects: rui, redialC, beamman-P, mico__3510, soboro, harigane-p, chestnutscoop, masterballP, otamon, ikeno, okome
motion: HIKO (sm24754758)
camera: 摩天楼 (sm25262541)
model: miHoYo, izevrente, seto
stage: NOB & DruMaster (NND)
song - Toxic/Britney Spears

[@izevrente]

a bit of a PSA since this vid is gaining traction: there have been MANY people reuploading/editing/screenshotting this video without permission/without credits. This is the ORIGINAL VIDEO, and I haven't posted it anywhere other than youtube and my twitter. If you see this video on other platforms please kindly ask them to take it down or at least credit me & ask for permission next time. If they're rude about it, please report the post. It's been really upsetting to see this take place. The worst of the "offenders" are on tiktok and instagram, so I'm sure you'll see it there. Thank you so much for understanding ; ;

[@grizzlybear6602]

I know its a lot of work but youre really claiming this 100% when clearly the music or even the character is not even yours to begin with..

[@BellBell506]

@@grizzlybear6602 idk what’s really going on but maybe she means the animation? Like it’s og hers? again idk I’m just saying

[@grizzlybear6602]

@@BellBell506 yeah thats what im saying the animation is his/hers but he/she be really claiming it and dont want people to repost it even tho its not even her character or character design.

[@BellBell506]

@@grizzlybear6602 oh okie true true though the animation do be nice though 👀✨

[@adorehannie]

hi could i edit this video? i will give full creds to you if i get the proper perms!!

[@wolfiethewolfcatyt5828]

Xiao in game: an i troverted adepti, conqueror of demons Community:

[@mistyseas]

Lol

[@maple1444]

my thirst for xiao is the one thing that cant be conquered

[@randomwatcher3977]

*NANDEYO!?!!!*

[@eitakou]

@@kxmxru Well its not like we all notice the difference 🤷

[@hoomann_4216]

@@kxmxru what the difference

[@junkoyaki5486]

yes. it all started with xiao winking and nOW HIS TOUNGUE OUT- I CANFT

[@MsDj03]

And that, kids, is my road down to degeneracy

[@faenene]

I’m ready for the ride

[@Lite_Me_Up]

Omg I'm such a simp

[@olliviiee]

Oh hey again xD

[@junkoyaki5486]

@@olliviiee hi we meet again uwu

[@MsDj03]

You know you're too far gone in the road of degeneracy when you're watching a shounen yaksha guardian dancing to Britney Spears- Can't say I don't like it

[@mistyseas]

Same here

[@ganji8009]

And your trying to style a razor wig while your trying to watch

[@mangosarehot7620]

Aether Supremacy 👊😌

[@sidneyrainemactal6697]

Lumine will like this >:3

[@aerooon]

Same here 🤧

[@Flower-ii7cg]

I didn't think I could love Xiao more than I already did

[@vienowo]

sameee

[@meng0z]

SAMEE

[@ally-ys9je]

Lmao same

[@dennordicks]

SAME

[@sunlightmiko1014]

BRO ME TOO

[@rueloheim612]

0:53 his... he... ..the tongue i ........ my screech

[@izevrente]

(｡>﹏

[@sidneyrainemactal6697]

Me: *P E R V E R T*

[@yanreese5928]

*simping intensifies*

[@sunlightmiko1014]

I’m alive but i’m dead 😀🤚

[@_Hzh21RainingKan]

MNMMMMMMMM *SIMPING NOISES*

[@suhgeyd.m.6976]

Fun fact: He is not only dancing, he is dodging our wishes

[@Aliyyahsgreedy]

STOP

[@p.oookie]

HAHAHSGAH

[@xiao1695]

I have him gurrented so better luck next time dodging my wish xiao

[@sachi580]

Yes 😭

[@lucawawaaaaa]

NAH-

[@seichie9454]

Why is his smug so sexy at 0:52 I really love these xiao mmds of urs~

[@izevrente]

:>>> thank you, comments like these make me wanna keep making them LOL im glad you like them :>

[@ahhshahahhaha]

IKR I KEEP REPEATING IT

[@MsDj03]

That tongue- I'm officially deceased

[@juliasegawa1007]

@@ahhshahahhaha Me too hahahahhahaa

[@mxinirxi]

I love that face GOD

[@meryemmogulkoc8524]

Xiao: just see me as a weapon, nothing more Xiao simps: it's free real estate

[@zhongli8248]

I would be lying if I said that I was not entranced.

[@jackyt22]

BIG DONG ZHONGLI ♡♡♡

[@mistyseas]

Zhongli you here to (´∀｀*)

[@mistyseas]

What if Xiao finds out

[@zhongli8248]

@@mistyseas It is nice to cross paths with you again, Traveller.

[@zhongli8248]

@@mistyseas Hm, I wouldn't know what to say.. I do hope he doesn't though.

[@oniikaps]

In short : I am now simping more than ever Also, *T O U N G U E*

[@user-jt7og5jy1z]

0:53

[@whalesack1080]

0:25 I feel attacked

[@user-jt7og5jy1z]

Same here at 0:53 😭

[@aviiegyu691]

i love the fact that you're making more xiao mmd

[@yuzuis5345]

Bet Lumine and/or Aether will give him a thousand of Almond tofu for this Edit: why ya’ll like this comment, this is the worst comment I wrote-

[@mistyseas]

I think he did it for purpose that smug and expression. I think he likes me

[@kookixuan3652]

The sibling simps are fighting for xiao lol

[@NexusReigns]

They did give me thousands of almond tofu after this. It was beneficial. They acted a little strange afterwards,their faces were red and their noses started bleeding...

[@mistyseas]

Xiao you danced well

[@abiigailshane8080]

WHO WILL WIN the beautiful lumine harem protag or the hot yaoi ultimate aether!

[@HubbaBubbaMax]

yes on a more serious note, those effects are *chef's kiss*

[@izevrente]

thank you

[@sophialee8573]

Xiao : " It's dangerous ~ " Indeed,this is really dangerous...

[@user-jt7og5jy1z]

He sure is..

[@10-io]

Xiao's brain when he says "Grrgh... These memories...so dark...":

[@tigerlily10004]

WHEN HE LICKED HIS LIP- *IVE NEVER SCREAMED SO LOUD*

[@momochiy]

xiao: get out of my way! his fandom:

[@rpenguin3514]

Remember he seems 17 but is actually 2000 years old so he can technically do this

[@ahhshahahhaha]

segsy.

[@mistyseas]

That smug ahhhh i cant

[@mistyseas]

Now i hope none of my classmates find this comment

[@sunsusnuaniauwysyniqminuan2184]

@@mistyseas they know your youtuhe channel?

[@mistyseas]

@@sunsusnuaniauwysyniqminuan2184 some

[@mistyseas]

@@sunsusnuaniauwysyniqminuan2184 and when they see my Genshin playlist oh boy am i in trouble

[@vexine5645]

Don't know how tf i got here but I'm glad I did TAKE MY MONEY XIAO

[@ichabod9462]

Uh, police, help. There's a kuudere Chinese Hercules confusing my sexuality

[@user-eq2tp1gz1r]

CHINESE HERCULES LMAOOOOO

[@wintergrox205]

@@user-eq2tp1gz1r That's Lu Bu

[@airconditioner2468]

xiao obviously forgot his cat ears

[@thegay_churro4043]

Damn you right🤭

[@user-jt7og5jy1z]

Why are you here Lumine? 👀✨

[@a4ngelluvv]

I DON'T WANT CAT EARS 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

[@solvorine]

I have thrown away my straightness for this man.

[@pvncakess9030]

0:52 😳😳 *dis user died*

[@Cales_missing_slackerlife]

*Y.same*

[@Cales_missing_slackerlife]

Wait,ur pfp-

[@Cales_missing_slackerlife]

Wmmap?

[@pvncakess9030]

@@Cales_missing_slackerlife yuh wmmp ahahah

[@Animelover-iy2th]

Now this is firing me up ......Xiao. Matches the song....somehow... And it's so intoxicating....

[@musculardonut1775]

xiao: i am in constant and horrible pain the community:

[@ahhshahahhaha]

Hi im back again, i-im sorry i just cant focus on my school works

[@izevrente]

do ur homeowrk plz i am asking respectfully. do it for xiao

[@ahhshahahhaha]

@@izevrente youre right THANKS

[@ahhshahahhaha]

@@oddity404 no u dont😳

[@coeurulea]

I SEE YOU ON EVERY XIAO VIDEO OH MY GOD HSDKSD

[@mistyseas]

@@ahhshahahhaha i see and i’m in every mmd also hehe i also have to complete my school work

[@Syovzai]

I swear if people still repost your videos, you might as well have that warning in the beginning at 100% opacity and last for the entire video. Anyways ty for the food for today

[@izevrente]

gonna put a channel link smack dab in the middle ............i s2g.... dont ruin it for other ppl pls by reposting kiddos...

[@NotLanati]

xiao when nobody is looking:

[@hollowless9476]

I feel late to this but... Everytime- WITH THE TONGUE STICKING OUT- MY HEART'S BEATING FAST ISTG

[@kookixuan3652]

This is gonna be a simping battle between aether and lumine

[@NexusReigns]

Not to be biased,but I like Lumine a little more than Aether,but I will stay impartial in this battle.

[@kookixuan3652]

@@NexusReigns 👌

[@mistyseas]

@@NexusReigns but i simp for you more then aether and lumine

[@kyuu4540]

0:28 i believe in xiao posing like this supremacy

[@akito4851]

WHY DOES THIS HIT DIFFERENT IF THE PLAY BACK SPEED IS 0.75 PLEASE- Just me? okay.. ;w; -passes away-

[@mistyseas]

He more sexy in 0.75

[@sibren9874]

Probably because it sounds more like Xiao

[@avazquezchavira]

MASTERPIECE IN THE MASTERPIECE Mood: Simping

[@SwaggerJoyce]

U can watch him be sexy for longer at a slower speed after all ;)

[@May-in3nn]

OMG YOU WERE RIGHT-!!

[@ellanicholebarquio9644]

The tongue gets me everytime! The whole video itself made me smile like an idiot- (it's lucky that my father didn't notice) and since I'm drinking milk tea right now at the same time i could feel butterflies in my tummy...I think I'm gonna have a stomach ache ;-; I have a huge crush on this man ;-; He makes my heart flutter so much that i can't drink my milk tea right now

[@aphiidoidea]

LMAO MISS GIRL SAME

[@xeazya4256]

1:00 Xiao swimming in his sorrows

[@user-jt7og5jy1z]

Why did i laugh at this??? 😭😭

[@dominotereza]

Aether watching Xiao dancing this from the corner be like: "Damn boi~"

[@kimberlytena6892]

A dose of Xiao dancing a day keeps me away from pulling for ganyu. Stay strong Xiao simps! Just a few more days to go!

[@BABIEDOLL747]

si. Todo comenzó con Xiao guiñando un ojo y AHORA SU TOUNGUE OUT- PUEDO

[@pressftopayfrog1050]

he longs for a day to come when he will wear the mask and dance - not to conquer demons, but to the tune of "toxic" by britney spears.

[@deepblueh7172]

Xiao when he got his almond tofu:

[@aeth3rz_878]

WHY IS IT THAT I FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM EVERYDAY

[@ikea3487]

*i've been watching Xiao mmds for 5 hours I need help*

[@NexusReigns]

Do you need *my* help?

[@Katmoor]

Xiao: 0:52 My brain: 0:46

[@whatcolorisyourwall]

PLS I CAN'T BE LAUGHING RN

[@rinrinn12]

UNDERRATED

[@lumine1629]

JDIEOENFN MY STOMACH IS HURTING FROM LAUGHING

[@TR1COLOGE]

THIS DESERVES TO BE TOP COMMENT FDIFDIEAHYIIOUWERAUAWER

[@sleepyyuu6489]

LMAO BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[@bettycreepersayuri-chan809]

0:52 **Proceeds to stop breathing until the rest of the mmd** Nooo, I'm not a simp what are you talking about? *noooo...*

[@NexusReigns]

Admit it. You *love* me don't you?

[@bettycreepersayuri-chan809]

@@NexusReigns What? N-no

[@mistyseas]

@@NexusReigns i love you

[@NexusReigns]

@@mistyseas glad you admitted it unlike someone else *cough cough*

[@NexusReigns]

@@bettycreepersayuri-chan809 hmmm sure sure.

[@yusadesu4123]

I see that xiao calling me here

[@cicurates]

I CAN'T HANDLE THIS STOP HIS HIPS OMG

[@minaeclipse45]

I don’t know who is a husbando anymore! Imma just spend all my primogems on all of them. But I is poor and a F2P. So, my dreams have been destroyed Edit: I got him, am I dreaming?

[@mistyseas]

Same

[@user-qk1ug1ub4p]

Same.

[@Cales_missing_slackerlife]

Same

[@aphiidoidea]

Same

[@user-qk1ug1ub4p]

H O W *teach me your skills*

[@yuna8794]

xiao: I am the conqueror of demon..... now leave. community:

[@MozeFan]

Xiao.. really fits the song too. Might actually be his secret theme lol.

[@polaris1792]

I dropped my fortune cookie when I saw him slide onto the floor-

[@MellowsMeadow]

this is hilarious to watch knowing his introverted personality

[@greenwith_emv]

This is what Xiao does in his Wangshu Inn room alone at night

[@lazyxperson1495]

genshin impact sura have so many pretty girls and handsome boys-

[@deathzreaper2057]

another xiao mmd 😍😍😍 another video to add to my list of fav videos :D

[@izevrente]

aww thanks

[@AnaknyaJinwoo]

MY BABY XIAOOOOOO:"""""""""""""''

[@skit4950]

xiao smiling hits harder than the actual dance or song

[@yesygodinez5314]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT!!!!!

[@azura5909]

*lyrics* :i'm addicted to you *me* : i'm addicted to all the men in genshiiin

[@annesharoy7127]

This felt so hard XD

[@user-jt7og5jy1z]

I’m only addicted to Xiao 🛐

[@norab67]

just imagine if he looked the same but aged up, too much power 😳

[@jolinaa_syy]

xiao if he didn’t have to suffer all the karma he has:

[@_luminaries_puppet_3010]

Watching this everyday until xiao's banner comes home Edit: my pity for xiao has died- ganyu took it im sorry

[@vezzy4427]

Xiao is so good at dancing, maybe he’ll teach me sometime! 😏

[@NexusReigns]

It can be now if you'd like~

[@user-qk1ug1ub4p]

I called your name pls Get into my team ily

[@NexusReigns]

@@user-qk1ug1ub4p ...have you any almond tofu?

[@user-qk1ug1ub4p]

@@NexusReigns yes pls just visit me

[@NexusReigns]

@@user-qk1ug1ub4p ...hmmm

[@valkyrieme]

xiao seducing the traveller into making more almond tofu belike:

[@runatiz_]

How old was he Menacingly seducing us like this sksksk

[@KatyaXx0]

Over 2000 years young xD

[@stupidheadwisp]

0:52 YO ITS 3 AM I ALMOST JUST SCREAMED

[@eidolonicentipede]

I was looking for guides on him but once I saw this I knew I had to watch it instead. no regretd

[@capital.B]

Xiao alone on the top floor of Wangshu Inn:

[@user-jy6oj9mf9m]

guys put it on 0.75 speed

[@sxbiishi]

Now imagine the actual Xiao seeing this No almond tofu could heal that damage(ik it's not for healing, but lets imagine it is)

[@yerro504]

Ohhh my god I can’t believe my eyes,, Is this what happiness feels like?!?!?!. 😭😭

[@crystalcat825]

xiao when the kitchen staff is giving free almond tofu:

[@XiaoleinCoser]

oi i can't breath- XIAOOOO WHY DID YOU MADE ME SIMP ON YOU-

[@acupoftaewithakookieonthes3232]

0:52 my poor xiao simp heart cant handle this

[@MiMiAniChi]

This is making me save for Xiao instead of Zhongli wtf 👁👄👁

[@aether4440]

Look at him doing his little dance dance! *its hilarious. this is the best thing i could’ve suffocated for*

[@yesygodinez5314]

Aether be careful okay he might since you

[@Shaylee_Diamond]

0:51 GOT ME SKIPPING A BEAT I'm saving up for xiao, I want him so bad (๑˃̥̩̥̥̥̥̆ಐ˂̩̩̥̥̩̥̆৭) (yes I know there really hasn't been much of an announcement of his arrival but I sit here waiting lol)

[@venti-s-wife]

I SAW THAT TOUNGE XIAO, YOU AIN'T SLICK😆😆

[@ikea3487]

THIS MAN IS FINE ASF BUT I KNOW HE WOULD NEVER CHOOSE ME

[@NexusReigns]

Beidou, I choose you.

[@whatcolorisyourwall]

RELATE TO THIS ON AN UNIMAGINABLE LEVEL

[@NexusReigns]

@@whatcolorisyourwall what if I told you that I chose you

[@whatcolorisyourwall]

@@NexusReigns Well Ghadayum

[@NexusReigns]

@@whatcolorisyourwall What?

[@thegay_churro4043]

Xiao winking in the thumbnail made me blush, the entire video made my tummy feel fluttery 👉👈

[@lumine2191]

Xiao got the moves 😳

[@_Hzh21RainingKan]

Zhongli: *walks in and stares* . . . Xiao: . . . Zhongli: You need to stay away from the travaler

[@galletauwu1898]

Imagine xiao spinning with this song

[@Frijolitooos]

0:35 and 0:51 BRUH OMG I’m more in love than I even have been.

[@fallenadeptus]

This is something I never knew I needed so much,, I'm literally simping so hard ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@SwaggerJoyce]

He sure is Toxic in the best way, poisoning all our wallets and making em' empty.

[@Reygan]

No one: Me after watching this: Why am I gae?

[@irenjiv2030]

WHEN HE STICKS OUT HIS TONGUE AT 0:52 😩😩😩

[@yuraoirena5407]

When you know would you have a problem when you are watching xiao dancing to this song..... Yeah I know you guys don't need to tell me

[@mistyseas]

We all have a problem

[@user-jt7og5jy1z]

@@mistyseas of course we do 😀

[@ally-ys9je]

HIS TONGUE STICKING OUT GOODBYE I HAVE GONE TO HEAVEN.

[@yesygodinez5314]

I'll join you

[@TheKeepersVoice]

damn, is it getting hot here or is it just me

[@aeth3rz_878]

0:52 OHHH MYY GODDDD I AM ON MY KNEES FOR HIM

[@dascha-dariaborsilov5792]

Never delete this video! PLEASE! It's so amazing I am so in love

[@styxie2527]

I’m surprised that Xiao can even do this dance because in the beta of Genshin some of his backstory says that like half his life was dedicated to torture people in their sleep and nightmares and he hated his life because of it and he was forced to do so he used to be such a kind soul but now he is a lost soul who has less of a care about humans anymore from what he has done.

[@mistyseas]

Yeah, sad i just want to make him happy

[@styxie2527]

Sorry, if this was quite depressing of a comment but sometimes in life you just have to experience things like that.

[@pranamitamono3614]

Oh god...his tongue...I am dying here🔥🔥🔥

[@janicekristinerefe-friolo7748]

Its illegal to be THIS CUTE-----

[@mxinirxi]

C’mon man, the thumbnail was too much to handle and now I clicked 😭✨

[@Shin-Jin]

Everyone: *simping* Me: yep thats a smooth ass animation unlike other mmds back then

[@yanjei]

My guy pretty like a girl damn

[@claraannabellaw.3980]

I REALLY LOVE XIAO'S FANDOM HAHAHAHHAHA