Genshin vines while you try to catch that one hilichurl who escaped the mechanici

[@hodgepodge581]

I'm making the next one I swear :'>

[@spiritfeatherzz]

good

[@ainspains3485]

As a fellow hodge, I put my faith in thee

[@InfantryDvN]

Do you have discord?? im loneh

[@CChuuyaNakahara]

Ok

[@CChuuyaNakahara]

@@InfantryDvN they dont

[@phxbozz]

“And the women…..hahahah…..the women…..wE WILL ALWAYS TREAT THE WOMEN WITH RESPECT” yup definitely Childe

[@phxbozz]

@@Sunflower-Crown b e an s

[@zevuu_]

@@Sunflower-Crown what

[@Tartaglia___]

Yes. We will ALWAYS treat them like queens.

[@tartagliilmho]

“Hey girlie”

[@h.plovecraft7141]

*me rolling for childe* literally mihoyo “That’s a funny way of saying C1 Jean.”

[@WhataStrangeDevice]

At least jean is better than a qiqi, my first 5*.

[@108turquoise]

This is exactly me, I feel you

[@A_random_autistic]

In my case its *me wanting xiangling* Mihoyo:yk what here’s an ed sheeran wallet for ya Me:the only time i win 50/50

[@semsuibian]

Same. I ended spending like 170 bucks to get him. 😭😭

[@ericamcqueen5607]

Don't worry bro, he'll have his 10th rerun soon lmao

[@Madst4r_]

genshin just FITS with Ghost stories dub

[@hodgepodge581]

RIGHTTT

[@Madst4r_]

@@Nixypoo exactly

[@CChuuyaNakahara]

Ikr

[@venti2569]

I havent seen ghost stories but ive seen snippets of the dub and it looks hilarious

[@avaaah9526]

I loved the Madagascar one with Childe and the fatui that genuinely made me laugh

[@rubybitesthedust]

I only did one ten pull in Yoimiya’s banner and got Sayu and Diona (literally all I wanted) and managed to save enough to get the Raiden!

[@hodgepodge581]

Nice nice

[@Mikazzzzzz]

same bruh♥︎

[@konata736]

Or be a gigachad and get Ayaka, Yoimiya, Sayu, and Raiden without whaling

[@gabeez_1]

I didn't get sayu neither diona and lost The 50/50 at raiden's banner

[@hodgepodge581]

@@gabeez_1 sorry to hear that;; may you win the rest of your 50:50s

[@rezichu]

Man the first one made me depressed. I wanted Yoimiya, but lost 50/50. And now crying.

[@hodgepodge581]

I'm sorry to hear that;; may you get her on her rerun

[@rezichu]

@@hodgepodge581 Thank you!❤

[@hennessy327]

I got her one the first pull on my alt account

[@rezichu]

@@hennessy327 Lucky. I lost 50/50 to Diluc 88 pulls in.😶

[@hodgepodge581]

@@rezichu I'm sorry to hear that;; may you get multiple 5 stars in a single 10x

[@a4paper469]

Bruh hey I accidentally Rolled on that banner and got her Then I spent money to get Sayu

[@hodgepodge581]

How the turns have tabled

[@LorenzoEvonne]

I got her c1 and I wasn’t even expecting to get her cause I was on soft pity..

[@myosotislyra]

yeah uh I did a tiny little mistake and got yoimiya with 27 „pity“

[@Deausit]

I got sayu on Yoimiya banner 11th single pull and then another on the standard with a Diluc

[@hodgepodge581]

@@myosotislyra Nice! Congrats!

[@preshooes]

BRO I DONT WANT SAYU, I WANT YOIMIYA. THATS ALL I WANT MAN.

[@hodgepodge581]

I hope you get/got her! Her banner here on the Asian server is gone 💔 I didn't get her

[@preshooes]

@@hodgepodge581 cries thank, im gonna save up for the upcoming characters

[@1rezv]

Bro same but mhy gave me the wrong 5* pyro smh

[@hodgepodge581]

💀 sorry to hear that

[@preshooes]

@@1rezv PLSSS GIVE IT YO MEEEEE /hj

[@Icantdothisanymoreplskillme]

0:30 PLEASE I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING POOR CHONGYUN AHGSGJSGSSHSGAHA

[@ru5tysp3cter]

SAME LMAO *ChOnGyUn's FaTaSs BrOkE tHe BeAm*

[@avaw.7350]

if you're wondering what anime the clip is from. It's from ghost stories dub

[@-_--id7je]

i just realised that mort and childe have the exact same personality😀🤚

[@Dandylion567]

I hate you for saying this because they're both my favorite characters from their franchises, and now I'm questioning everything. 😭

[@graycamellia7634]

That’s hilarious lmao 🤣

[@AmandaFreitas1998]

3:40 this was the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life

[@lixain6635]

1:56 the nuns vibin in my character selection when my sara is on life support

[@apollo1884]

All these were amazing but my favorite was the Eula talking about Jean 😂

[@anonymousanteater3445]

These were so good!

[@hodgepodge581]

Thank you!! :D

[@kara-mari9909]

@@hodgepodge581 nah legit it's refreshing to not see the same damn vines everyone has seen thousands of time. Thanks for your service!

[@hodgepodge581]

@@kara-mari9909 😭 wait thank you for saying that omg

[@graycamellia7634]

@@hodgepodge581 yeah I was laughing the whole time with my sister thx it made my day

[@Funnyjoke12348]

0:42 Somehow this fits. Well aside from the selling children part I feel like he wouldn't condone that, but the rest fits.

[@ostrich3335]

“Oh the women hehehe” had me dying

[@melxdymiyake7379]

2:47 this really caught me off guard, it was hilarious

[@thatonechristianweeb4050]

4:29 This is by far the best one, it reminds me of his story quest

[@littlemissprimrose]

0:45 Childe sees Lumine:

[@cokounut]

5:41 but, you lose the 50/50 to jean so you have ur next 5* ur saving for guaranteed

[@zhongli1139]

atleast you can fling cats

[@fill3rs]

Lost my 50/50 to jean

[@sarahismyalias4672]

Istg you are so underrated but these are some spicy memes 🥵👌 please continue making more of these

[@hodgepodge581]

Thank you for saying that ueueue I'll do my best!

[@urfavv.marinn]

2:48 this is the best thing I ever saw it’s hilarious

[@symph0nyofdestruction.]

Xingqiu is the best Libra

[@spiritfeatherzz]

bestie, i want gorou to creep up in my window saying he loves me, i wouldnt call the police, id let him do that daily and even stay most the time =D

[@AmericaKai]

SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT HIM SO BADLY BRO

[@Dizzyikari]

2:31 Albedo talking about not getting his rerun (before in the future updates)

[@Dravis1995]

The Archons and the Harbingers was a really good one. XD

[@thatoneperson4239]

THAT FIRST ONE IS SO ACCURATE O_O THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME.

[@inknations0]

1:35 I have a friend like that and jeez it’s really annoying

[@GiGitteru]

My mom's like this so I basically can't even hum in the house anymore 😐

[@four.muffinteers]

LMAO THE KAZUHA INE I CANT- (lowkey main and kin him and that one I can absolutely relate to)

[@SolaceHCS]

The first one was so accurate it fucking hurts 💀💀

[@loue3267]

“OH..The women..😼 WHICH WE WILL TREAT WITH RESPECT,”

[@Liza-ut7sy]

Yoooo these are freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@jajachicken674]

6:04 literally happened to me just now… I got Keqing instead of Shenhe. I’ve been saving up primos for 5 months as well, and I really wanted Shenhe.

[@谢雨希-y9s]

btw what song is in that meme？

[@Gonshaaa]

Building Pitty has to be one of the most idiotic things someone can do

[@ink7586]

0:48 tartaglia haciendo twerk:

[@Yjorn83]

2:14 Gorou simps: YEEEEEEE

[@Deeznuts-ki9tt]

5:04 IM DYING LMAOO

[@squidhatonaglobe4030]

i know this was from two years ago but its soo refreshing to see memes about zhongli that arent just "broke old man who's obsessed with osthmanthus wine"

[@belalangsembah6334]

Istg Katherine is so scary. The first time i heard she said "reboot", i turned into a stone for a minute.

[@Renetiger000]

Last few months were really hard for me in Genshin, first I wanted to roll for Ayaka, but realized that Yoimiya would fit better for my team, also i needed a pyro character. Managed to get Yoimiya like I wanted, but now I'm waiting for future Baal rerun cuz I totally forgot I had C4 Yanfei and didn't have to roll for Yoimiya

[@geovanagama1]

2:48 definitely scaramouche.

[@tigerlily5180]

5:18 there's a second part?!

[@starrycosmos]

I DIDNT KNOW EITHER

[@starrycosmos]

THERE WAS GHOST STORIES OMFG

[@Ningenotoko]

The harbingers wouldn't touch their own archon-

[@silent935]

But its accurate for the others

[@zenitsuagatsuma7293]

0:54 this is canon you can’t tell me other wise

[@miyomoon477]

The first one hits a bit too close to home.. I was saving for Zhongli back then but then I saw Bennett on Yoimiya's banner and of course she decided to come home at 50 pity. That was literally me "I just want a Bennett" 😂

[@_DutarayAdaam]

That Barbara and Rosaria is accurate

[@torchgirl7401]

The way I just wanted sayu and ended up getting yoimiya at 16 pity makes me cry

[@saturnine7622]

I will never understand why people 'build pity'. Like, just save the primos/wishes till your wanted charas banner arrives and pull on that. No risk of getting something you dont want.

[@axelf9947]

THE GHOST STORIES CLIPS!!!!! A MAN OF CULTURE I SEE

[@simplewombat7442]

5:19 YOU ARE WRONG FOR THSI

[@hodgepodge581]

AHAHAHA

[@alexpham3853]

lmaooo "no bro because one is ded and the other fled the country" IM-

[@loveable9852]

The first one is basically 99% of the genshin fandom.

[@whycantichooseausername]

I was the almost the exact opposite of the first one, wanted Sayu and Yoimiya but I didn’t get either

[@hodgepodge581]

Sorry to hear that;; may you get the characters you want soon

[@whycantichooseausername]

@@hodgepodge581 thank you

[@Fredward_]

The first 1 was me trying to get c0 Bennett, except I knew I was close to pity and I got Xinyan instead of Benny so I had to keep going which is where Yoimiya + Rust came in

[@goldenghxst]

pls the first one is me pulling for Bennett and ending up with Yoimiya 😭

[@sneakysnek572]

Meanwhile, me, who saved specifically for Yoimiya bc I was on guaranteed: And got her on 32 pity:

[@mysticnydall]

I related so much to the 1st one T-T. Worse thing is that I never got Sayuuuu. Yoimiya's playstyle doesn't even fit me that much. She's cute, but.. Oh well, at least I've got homing missiles now. And I got Diluc 5 pulls later, so that's a good thing. I can finally team him up with Kaeya :D

[@yumine_]

And you got guarantee next 5*, how cool is that?? 🤩

[@numberonesoadfanreal]

this is the best genshin vine video ive seen by far

[@hodgepodge581]

Thank you for saying that 😭

[@numberonesoadfanreal]

@@hodgepodge581 ofc it made my day LMAO

[@Livyyuh]

5:01 AINT NO WAYYYY BUSTIN THOSE MOOOOVESS

[@SomeSilentSerpent]

Never build pity unless you desperately want a 4 star. Never ends well. ;_;

[@francescacapacillo1163]

I GOT YOIMIYA AND SHE WAS VERYY HELPFUL SHE EVEN CAME FOR MY BIRTHDAY HEYYY

[@hodgepodge581]

NICE NICE CONGRATS

[@makaalbarn9144]

"travelers who just want to build pity" = having gambling addiction. don't build pity if you don't want the event 5*

[@yumine_]

I watch this and laugh my lungs out, then I saw that I commented here 1 year ago. Feels like finding treasure 😆

[@rheenamaybelmont4115]

I got c3 Sayu and she just sits in my travel party...MENACINGLY!!!

[@seilahhh9908]

its been 85 years now ; love ur compilation u got a new sub :>

[@avolkbeowulf4394]

the first one hit too close to home

[@soroushkowsarian3364]

3:22 I'm dying !

[@enigmaodell6806]

Me, not understanding any of the jokes about trying to get a specific character cause i'm just happy to be here.

[@Illuminautable]

Or, alternatively: rolling for Kuki Shinobu before the banner ends and getting a free Arataki Itto in the same, goddamn ten pull.

[@esthers.9185]

omfg the Xiangling taste testing one triggered me so much, i hate the sound of smacking lips so much, but i couldn’t stop watching though 😂

[@lsaacthecraftsman]

The Katheryne one lmaaaaaoooooooo

[@nettieg]

When you don’t have enough pity so you don’t get yoimiya and the first four star is sayu and then you get a five star on raiden banner but then you lose 50/50 but then again you lost it to keqing so you don’t really mind cuz keqing is like the best five star to lose 50/50 to in my opinion

[@We1rdp3rs0n]

3:06 DBD in a nutshell ahahaha 😂💀 it's Lorain strode and Myers 💀

[@icy1559]

Risking your pity for a 4 star is just dumb lol

[@biolett553]

I did 4 pulls on Yoimiya’s banner, got Sayu, and never touched it again :)

[@Rin-le4lh]

*i felt the 1st one on so many levels*

[@ezikod3566]

Meanwhile with me, who got sayu as the first character I've ever got by wishing on genshin with a one wish

[@wooshbait6023]

Only 15 seconds in and I feel personally stabbed.. Wanted Sayu as a f2p, got C1 yoimiya, still no Sayu till this day.

[@fairy.015]

the guy doing the taste testing.. i cant im sorry i cringed lmfao

[@_averageenjoyer_]

I'll never understand people who build pity

[@hodgepodge581]

They usually just want the featured 4 star

[@icaughtalopunny]

me wanting to build pity up to 77: Yoimiya: its time for a festive surprise!

[@Reese-tw6cr]

Im sorry Michael Myers had me dying

[@Ordinary_Mortal]

6:03 this is gonna be me losing the 50/50 in hu taos banner i have 15 wishes till pity

[@mingn3587]

"bro i swear to god my pity was 20 and i had 2 pulls just because i couldnt hold my self and i lost my pity" -A double crowned Yoimiya main

[@Starsof23]

The can you let me do what I need to do should be Traveler and Paimon 😅😂

[@ididntknowyouweresuchaslac3490]

I got Sayu by accident in a one pull with one wish-

[@tvgirllover127]

same

[@Dandylion567]

I got Sayu on the freaking weapon banner trying to get Jade Cutter last time. 😂

[@rosieposie1460]

"Building pity", or as I like to call it "a gacha/gambling addiction"

[@nylpurfi9896]

Yoimiya came home at my 57th pull

[@hodgepodge581]

Congrats!

[@buttercupbambi5486]

I love yoimiya I purposely pulled for her and even after her banner I got a c1 Baal after winning the 50/50 and 40/90 pity and after pulling her I pullled two single pulls on the standard banner and got Mona and keqing back to back, yoimiya brings good luck istg

[@Fire_of756]

The first one got me good. That was my genuine fear during that Sayu. Fucking five Xinyans and 4 Dionas until I finally got one Sayu.

[@hamallama4517]

Yoimiya is now on my team forever. I need a self aiming missile

[@maija_]

Oh my God. The first one was so accurate. 1 ten pull for sayu but nope. At least I could get my hu tao pity back but still lmao

[@emilyhall8149]

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

[@lyyyn7885]

3:00 i started laughing so hard that I spit out my Lebkuchen into my milk. Now I need a new glass of milk😢

[@liqiongliu3365]

i have no idea wut happen but i got sayu on standard somehow i was confused af

[@hodgepodge581]

You were lucky, in a way 💀 because you somehow got her on the standard where all the 4 stars have the same rates, instead of her rate-up banner

[@sird135]

I didn't regret pulling Yoimiya. She's good

[@lazycream1199]

0:01 why is this so true I trying to save my pity to Baal because I am guaranteed that time I just want sayu bro..I got yoimiya instead why did I pull

[@hodgepodge581]

💀 sorry to hear that; may you still get Baal

[@Windtorment]

The rosaria and Barbara had me crying 😂😂😂😂