GEOFF WINS - GTA V | Let's Play

[@themarquisdepressed2013]

Geoff: Finishes Everybody Else: Mysteriously becomes competent again

[@upfrontbuckle04]

Remember when somebody said to do a Geoff wins, but do it with Geoff not knowing?

[@dragonix8881]

Yes

[@synisterTRUE]

Saw a few of them.

[@aleximuslopez4028]

I'm so happy they listened

[@nntflow7058]

I said that in 1995.

[@Toneill029]

Holy tits I remember that too I find that think that would be possible.

[@noelnelsontimbal348]

At some points in the video, I sometimes wondered if they planned for Geoff to win or if he got lucky. Then I saw Michael and Jeremy doing donuts.

[@Renix360]

Labmit 0907 yeah, if you don’t understand what’s going on at that point...lol!

[@simpan197]

honestly thought they were just being honourable, waiting just to be nice...

[@DeviltoGeorgia34]

As soon as I saw Alfredo stop to block Ryan, I was like "Oh, so it's like that."

[@Dr.Spatula]

The playlist is named JBGW022819 or Jack Bag Geoff Wins [date]

[@Orphican]

@@simpan197 Lol AH honorable

[@goldenjak117]

God, Geoff made it so hard for them to let him win.

[@peelslowly28]

He was worse than Lindsay

[@DocLurid]

Everyone's reactions to Geoff going off the path in the second race was very Truman Show.

[@pennysaver2006]

What

[@brady_boi]

@@pennysaver2006 The Truman Show is a movie staring Jim Carrey where he has been on a reality show since birth without knowing it.

[@scj6693]

12:54

[@danielk613]

Great fucking reference! 🤣

[@weareharbinger914]

"Is this a video? Is someone else playing for me? IS IT MATT BRAGG?!" That was pretty darn good, i can't wait for it to be a golf episode.

[@MichaelMiller-jh6zi]

Geoff: oh i missed a checkpoint Everyone: did someone say sprunk party?

[@boyceduncan3448]

Poor Geoff he was so happy after placing 1st on the first race.

[@CrazedJacob]

Lindsay Wins X: Turn off names, use same color vehicles.

[@sirapple589]

The more I look at your profile picture the more I hate it.

[@ElPsychoDog]

No.

[@NameName2.0]

hahahahah yeeeees

[@Mr.Faust3]

Calm yourself satan

[@clearmind89]

You beautiful sadistic bastard I love it!!

[@ksumm24]

Is this because they didnt feed you in minecraft.

[@roos032]

Kris Summers you might be right, Geoff might just want to torture them

[@elski5958]

Remember that Mario game where Geoff was in control of the block placement? He didn't deserve to be fed anyways.

[@tylerduncanson2661]

@@elski5958 If Lindsay is chaotic neutral, Geoff is chaotic stupid.

[@demonchild2597]

@@tylerduncanson2661 yep

[@bplatinumpaladin]

Theres no way he couldnt have known.

[@marieleelee]

This is my second time watching this video and I just realized how out of their way they went in the first race to slow down. Michael at one point in the beginning says "oh I'm in some shit" while in first place and nothing in front of him lol and he slows down and somehow crashes against nothing and Geoff takes first. Then Michael and Trevor start sprunking each other while in first and second so Geoff can take first but Geoff drowns. Then Jeremy is playing with the soccer balls and 'falls off' and Michael follows him even though michael was taking the turn kinda slowly lol then Ryan stops in the track sideways for literally no reason lmao there's so many more but I can't believe I didnt catch those the first time around.

[@TZ67490]

Video idea: “Gavin loses” where they have to make sure Gav finishes in last place without a DNF

[@edboy5418]

Remenber, Gavin has to finish not DNF. Too much sprunkin can lead to a DNF especially since Gavin already said in a video that he intentionally Drives away from the course when he knows he wont finish. The challenge in that is to sprunk Gavin enough to place last but not too much to DNF. If he DNFs all their points wont count and if he DNFs in the last race ALL of the points from their previous races wont either.

[@user-qn7ty8ig7s]

Jack Bets. They guess who Jack bets on and force them first.

[@xoxo2008oxox]

​@@idonthavh1n166 hah.. I was reading it as Dumb as f-ck. Did not Finish.... I bad.

[@T0mat0_S0up]

Theodore Zwijacz Nah more like Michael. “Michael Loses” would be better

[@swiggityswooty9187]

So how are they going to make sure he doesn't just stop after everyone else finishes

[@raybandolphin3820]

10:46 I finally figured out why it was Geoff wins. Absolutely perfect.

[@P1K3L]

I love that crayora was just a joke, then it became canon.

[@Hope_in_the_Dark]

Like spruking

[@crashbacon2970]

I was about to say that Anissa

[@mangacraz00]

I’m looking forward to the Ryan Haywood box of crayora crayons t-shirt lol 😂

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

Crayora clayons.

[@kkasdfaskdgfnasghkkl]

@@mangacraz00 so he can seduce more underage fans? Please no that's enough power

[@gaynidoking7015]

Watching the first race: Why is it called Geoff Wins?? 10 minutes later: Oh.

[@Eorzat]

Calcifer & Co. yeah before reading the comments, I was really fucking confused by what was going on in the second race lol

[@moongoddes17]

The cut at 10:46 is absolutely phenomenal! I cried

[@konversion]

The riveting fight for first between Michael and Jeremy lols

[@balisticfire815]

I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard!

[@starwarslover015]

thats the only reason Geoff won

[@theantknight6132]

@@starwarslover015 that's the point of the video. To let Geoff win without him know they are throwing

[@boyceduncan3448]

@@starwarslover015 yeah notice jack doing nothing but sprunking himself in last

[@Someone-oi9gv]

Send help

[@user-qn7ty8ig7s]

The only way he wouldn't notice if it has to do with killing. Like every bullet counts, slasher. It is more fun if they don't notice. Like if they did one for Michael it would be a Let's Roll just because he would notice if it was more than one win.

[@corbinselanne7990]

And they need ten players besides Ryan and Matt, the latter has to stay on the grid until either Ryan wins or eleventh place takes the white flag, whichever happens second.

[@DracheLehre]

I think they'll somehow need to turn off the map for that. Otherwise, I don't know how they would be able to pull it off.

[@victorsalazar1273]

MaApril is next month so you never know

[@terminalsarcasm]

I don't think that'd be possible. The NPC's will still kill him.

[@404_beardalmighty]

That's one way to con Geoff into not ragequitting a video

[@RoosterFloyd]

I think we all had that friend you had to slip wins to so he wouldn't get angry or cry. Mine was named Ben, looking back now... Ah... What a fucking little bitch he was. Best part is when you let him win, oh boy, he was a sore winner.

[@LuckyDDBH]

I had one named Sam. He got really sore when he ended a CS game without any kills, The amount of bullets i shot into the wall behind and above him...

[@SamLewis6]

Daniel Hansen I was gonna make a comment about how most of us sams are pretty cool but that would be a lie

[@bobieharvey]

Michael and Jeremy fighting for first absolutely slayed me!

[@Gamersgoinblind]

The ___ Wins, should be a series with each person at a game they are bad at

[@NaijeruMizuho]

Alfredo Wins is next then, right?

[@mattellis2059]

GamersGoin'Blind Ryan would be Mario cart. Jack would obviously be trials.

[@mattellis2059]

@@generictimestamperstupendi9021 psst. Sarcasm!

[@user-qn7ty8ig7s]

@@NaijeruMizuho they could to a Smash Tournament for him. Have Matt lose to a level 7 bot so it some what looks good. Then have Michael crush it to act losing to Alfredo at the end.

[@user-qn7ty8ig7s]

Geoff and Lindsay are bad at everything. I would prefer it be something that they wouldn't notice but they do whacky stuff to show that audience it is a win series.

[@Literalladykiller999]

It makes sense now. But when jack was loud and clear about it being a point to point with no laps, I was wondering why he even brought it up.

[@PuppyNesti]

AH doing races without worrying about winning is the most entertaining thing I've seen today

[@Dragonfighter2013]

When is Ryan wins, in Mario Kart 8

[@megamert2848]

They should definitely do that

[@Exaldear]

It's ya day Boo

[@EchthelionII]

I agree with Ryan R, the moment Ryan enters 1st place he will know something's up.

[@FanFicnic]

GENIUS

[@aquagamer1212]

They’d also have to turn of NPCs as well or he’ll never win lol

[@dreamjinx40]

They should win awards for this kind of acting. lol

[@mattd3224]

If they’d only put half this acting talent into Haunter lol

[@Hys868]

Matt D or laser team

[@Reblwitoutacause]

6:04 Michael calls it, by name, at end of first race. Very sly, but he did.

[@kristoferjefferson2058]

Wow, I saw a load of people suggest this, I just never thought they’d actually do it!

[@kabbaage]

Love the minor suspicious things I notice when I watch this again, like Jack asking Geoff specifically where he is a few times, or Michael and Jack sprunking each other (which never happens)

[@ZackRToler]

Ah I see. Can't let Geoff win three times in a row or else he'd catch on.

[@a_guyontheinternet]

It was also a bit of a cluster fuck so it may have been the honest "fuck it, we need to end this" race

[@caseybaker7935]

Also because he was on the verge of figuring it out after the second one. Had to make him lose one to keep him from figuring it out

[@ari20077]

Geoff WINS🤨....Shouldn't that be on a Golf game 😂

[@alldayagain]

Ehhh It's not a dedicated WINS race

[@novice7418]

Nah, that's too sus

[@alldayagain]

Or it's a secret WINS

[@daleharris3809]

Apparently GTA is easier to Geoff-proof.

[@silimarfrothbeard8661]

At first I thought so too, but Geoff is actually really good at golf, he just gets bipped when he’s winning

[@riemaennchen]

Now with more people in the office they should play Offense/Defense again with 8 people.

[@plzfixwolves955]

Or go back to GTA IV Cops and Crooks or Wanted or Witness Protection

[@matthewpolfer1286]

I wonder what would've happened if they just never told Geoff that this was rigged for him. XD

[@wesleywallace4426]

You've just seen what would happen. They tried to trick to him, but he probably got suspicious when he saw how they were doing donuts in the 2nd race. Or else Geoff definitely shouldv'e noticed when they were totally waiting for him in the 4th race.

[@nocktukdaze8256]

The second I saw the title I assumed they were gonna let Geoff win because I got flashbacks to "Lindsay Wins". I never thought they weren't gonna tell him, though.

[@Jay-uw4bu]

Geoff figured it out pretty quickly lol

[@Janzer_]

Well, it's not his first rodeo

[@MusicalMethuselah]

the alfredo michael trevor D N F was a nice touch editor

[@michaelbaker1491]

I'm rewatching this 3 years later and I didn't appreciate it back then but I appreciate now, just how much these guys love Geoff. The lengths they went to, the amount of acting they put in, to make it legitimately look like they were genuinely fucking up is just incredible. They care more about Geoff's happiness than they do about winning the races and that really says something about these guys. I'm a sappy fool and yeah I'm tearing up while I write this but thats just how much I love Geoff and the rest of these jokers (most of them) too. I'm so happy they did this for him and watching them sabotage each other was just the icing on the cake haha. Thanks Achievement Hunter. You never cease to amaze me ❤

[@nephilemx7586]

Geoffs been beaten into the ground so much that he saw through the BS

[@stryletz]

If ever a video needed a secret face cam.

[@brit6401]

Matthew Stryletz honestly! Would’ve love to even just see Geoff’s reactions

[@trevor23z]

I Like How The Only Race Geoff Loses Is In Honor Of Gavin😂🤭

[@AdamFH]

So I had an idea, When is the team game of Geoff Wins vs Lindsay Wins?

[@SuperboyCK]

Whoever Wins...We Lose

[@RoosterFloyd]

@@Truck_person Nah she wins, the potato gets paid for her idiocy every day and is loved by other potato fans. She is literally the real winner. She isn't even qualified to be a walmart greeter yet she is where she is now and was born into a wealthy family. We lose... We lost .. she won

[@horrorsofwar6865]

Rooster Floyd ... you’re just an asshole

[@MrIzzy5466]

@mrMajik an immovable object meets another immovable object

[@raimarulightning]

@@RoosterFloyd Yeah, or you're just a dick

[@EmmaFunsize]

I didn’t understand that Michael and Jeremy were waiting behind on purpose and I was trying to figure out what they were doing for ages I feel so dumb.

[@jonuriarte360]

Me too. I didn't realize it at first.

[@sylvrwolflol]

It's literally the title of the video...

[@Arcalargo]

@@sylvrwolflol But they could have named it that retroactively if Geoff got insanely lucky. Just sayin'

[@reddragon3132]

@@Arcalargo That's what I thought was happening after the first race

[@RevenRadic]

They have a person wins series how did you not realize it

[@GermaphobeMusic]

I'm glad this is a recurring theme.

[@fpsfreak8295]

They should do a “Geoff gets fed in Minecraft” next.

[@Crazy56U]

Suggestion: Lindsay vs Geoff. It’s the same idea as “[Person] Wins” but the point for everyone else is to get third. Lindsay and Geoff fight for first.

[@charlieprince8671]

I concur would be one of the greatest videos ever.

[@maregondrako]

Geoff would win. Geoff may be bad, but he looks like Jack next to Lindsay

[@RoosterFloyd]

@@maregondrako That fungus they talked about all those years ago in Minecraft that could get a Netflix achievement... It looks like Jack next to Lindsay.

[@maregondrako]

@@RoosterFloyd that's Pubert you're thinking of and you're absolutely correct

[@TechnicSky]

Rooster Floyd To be fair, I’m a Black White Knight. So call me Reverse Batman

[@yaboi3441]

It was actually really fun watching them all screw around and try to make Geoff win

[@eviebee]

15:14 the transition from trevor's POV to Michael's was smooth af

[@Taznaar]

The playlist title is jbgw022819 Jack Bag Geoff Wins 02/28/19

[@silimarfrothbeard8661]

“ITS JACK BAG!” Wait did I click the right video?

[@HopeyDiamond]

you know when I realized? when they were actually having fun, I knew they weren't trying :D

[@frostywarlock3424]

To correct Jeremy on what the Zentorno is basded on: It’s a mix between the Lamborghini Sesto Elemento(or sixth element) and the Lamborghini Veneno. The Tempesto, just in case Jeremy does read this comment, is a mix between the Huracan and the Gallardo.

[@garfieldfan]

Total No Clips Of The Heart is probably the pound for pound most underrated joke I've heard in a while

[@WafflemanINC]

26:46 love how you can just see trevor stopped waiting

[@Emre.55]

I can't believe I actually didn't notice until the very end that they were letting Geoff win... I thought the title was just a joke and was utterly confused when they just goofed around at that one part. I feel very dumb now, but it was fun to watch.

[@mrhyde2121]

Michel and Jeremy during the second race XD comedy gold

[@CaptainStevey]

I feel like they all talk a lot more since they're trying to sound convincing, only noticed it on the monster truck race.

[@lazyking8445]

Geoff truly couldn't believe he won. "I'm waiting for the "haha! We gotcha!""😂😂😂

[@jemmitt21]

Trevor used the Canada flag because of Barb❤️

[@yungkidnf]

DUNKELMAN!!!!!

[@RoosterFloyd]

@@cameronm2877 Has she dated multiple rt employees?

[@cameronm2877]

@@RoosterFloyd I bet even the janitorial staff has taken her for a ride.

[@RoosterFloyd]

@@cameronm2877 I mean, it is there jobs to clean toilets. You can't blame em.

[@Crazyasianman286]

She’s only dated two

[@JulianimeIsAmazing]

Jack and Trevor were awful actors for this Geoff Wins setup, absolutely no subtlety at all. Ryan was the best, completely believable and not constantly calling out to Geoff to figure out his position like a dense nob.

[@masterof4elements826]

Ryan has two kids. He has lots of practice losing a game on purpose to make a loved on feel better.

[@slothfulcobra]

You should do a Gavin Wins where he's on his british scooter

[@andersoncampbell5083]

Good lord, they'll just be on one map for 30 minutes

[@Legoluke197]

Race 1: Wow that was dumb luck. Race 2: ok I think I get what they’re doing.

[@ahhhbeees1860]

I cant wait to see the shenanigans Geoff pulls.

[@sylvrwolflol]

See, the whole point of this one is that Geoff didn't know. Though he did seem to catch on pretty quickly...

[@lukeallison1182]

Would have been better if y'all did this after Geoff's sabbatical and when he stopped drinking. He'd be amazed.

[@ImATumor5]

It's like watching that olympic race of the skaters where last place finishes first because everyone else messes up

[@Sabasanosiss]

When I first watched this, i was at work and I was just listening to the audio, and with just audio I couldn't tell it was a Geoff Wins episode lol. I just thought he was really hyped. I even kept glancing over everytime some yelled about something. It wasn't until the very end. Now that i've actually sat down and watched it, I appreciate it even more.

[@ch0pst1xZ1]

I love how the title of the playlist is Jbgw 0 Jack bag Geoff Wins lol

[@mothgrave]

every time i come back and rewatch this, i notice more and more hints at the true meaning of the let's play

[@VenroResai]

The 2nd race was really a Tortoise and Hare story for Geoff

[@gottaluvstarcraft]

I love Ryan and Jeremy in the rocket voltic just blatantly steering off the track at 31:25.

[@eternalights]

I just cant stop giggling at the user name of the map creator JBGW (jack bag geoff wins) LOL

[@theathen6260]

happy geoff is best geoff, right next to angry geoff

[@Squeaky2238]

x2 that we agree

[@fearcosplays]

Right next to f Geoff

[@alexthebomber]

shut up emily

[@210rebelboy]

During the third race, Jeremy flips like 15 times off one of the early ramps, i just wanted to hear Jeremy's cry, "I AM MONSTER TRUCK," it was like the ideal moment, and he didn't do it, so.. oh well

[@OfficialSilverMoon]

Who else remembers the OG Geoff wins video from a decade ago?

[@Graphaeli]

3:10 Geoff: "I sprunked myself on you Jeremy." ...oh

[@Fen_Red]

All new maps and they played this first map ages ago XD Nicely done.

[@lexhaliotis4346]

Officially Gamerz I noticed that too.

[@thejackal2348]

the mario maps i beleive or something like that

[@Moisesalvarez-zo1dp]

Jack: all new, never played maps Jack like a second later: This is life’s a beach Me: wait a second Me yesterday: I’m bored, let’s watch a GTA 5 Video yesterday: life’s a beach Me today: thought so

[@Moisesalvarez-zo1dp]

Generic Lets Play Watcher And Stupendium Fanboy It was a jack bag

[@zazuch]

I LOVED the hand banana reference haha. Watching while eating my lunch and almost spit when they started to quote him haha.

[@bryalogicalgaming5817]

39:38 I feel like they gave it away when the 1st race started and no one yelled betting buddies.

[@MrAlekzr7]

Crayora t shirt now or im becoming a funhaus fan!

[@maxg1305]

Don't do that to yourself

[@MrAlekzr7]

@@maxg1305 shh, im bluffing lol

[@maxg1305]

@@MrAlekzr7 just making sure...

[@lornison]

How about a Screw Attack fan? Everyone likes a good DB every now and then

[@Athire5]

Crayora Candy Anus!

[@tenphes3]

26:48 The car just sitting on the final platform as Geoff sails overhead, lol.

[@timtris44]

Although I know 2020 was a bad year for AH it still brings back good memories man I know 2021 is off to a bad start I hope we get Geoff back in some videos. 😢😭

[@Takatacion]

The Trevor, Michael, Alfredo DNF screen is some of the best editing on Achievement Hunter history. Up there with the Slasher Thumbs Up.

[@Sw4y]

And here you can see the Crayora Borealis in its natural habitat. Absolutely stunning

[@ameliarose47]

This episode ended EXACTLY how I was hoping it would. Wasn’t sure if the title was “Hey Geoff won!” Or doing a “Geoff wins” and I was hoping at the end that Geoff would be told it was one without knowing and it felt SO GOOD that it ended that way

[@PyrozPlayground]

I'm crying at "It be sweet for sure!" X'D

[@vulcanspirit2585]

First minutes of pretty much just random noises sold me, this gonna be a good one!

[@AJAstacio23]

I love that Geoff wins two races in a row and not even he can believe it. 🤣

[@ozpin8329]

This vid shows what a professional Geoff is. He figures out what's going on in the middle of the second race and instead of blowing up their spot, he rolls with it because he knows it's going to be a great video if they play it out.

[@raffyoli]

so next is ryan wins (mario kart), then alfredo wins (chicky doo)

[@MrMoustacheNinja]

Yesssss finally we’ve been waiting for this!!! Also that second race where Michael and Jeremy were just spinning in circles was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@ghostoftoast1]

Just realized the Playlist name... “Jack Bag Geoff Wins 02/28/19”

[@Nifn45]

Man with the benefit of hindsight it is incredibly obvious what they're doing from the very beginning, and I love it XD

[@NameRedacted0]

Just noticed that in the final race, Michael had bet $1000 on Geoff to win lmao

[@FramesJanco505]

Ryan's Seth Rogen laugh is always the best part of every video

[@eddie.primus]

When you watch the video again, after you already know that they let Geoff win, it becomes quite apparent that they are deliberately sprunking themselves.

[@bigboychris446]

I love seeing Geoff win and it's a Jack Bag?!?! How could I not watch

[@lostjedi3380]

I think maybe a Gavin Wins but again without him knowing, and keep Gavin from ever finding out.

[@Yorelz]

That would be fun

[@davishurt481]

Honestly Geoff needed this he has sounded so sad recently

[@Grozdor]

34:57 "Don't become real!" -James

[@boarddude5308]

Grisile HNNW New shirt

[@gregiep]

This was excellent! I love that they didn't tell him, but he knew anyway.

[@keefegirls22]

Them making an entire “Geoff has to win” video without first telling Geoff himself is so high-concept and IM LIVING FOR IT

[@kevinwise1029]

Cue Principal Skinner...we got ourselves some Crayora Borealis.

[@vladskiobi]

Crayora Borealis, at this time of day, at this time of year, localised entirely within your kitchen!?

[@gilbertplays]

Never I have to click so fast when I saw Geoff Wins.

[@donniejefferson9554]

I just love when trevor pulls up to help Geoff ramp and he doesn't even question it