Geoffrey Asmus | The Only Funny White Man (Full Comedy Special)

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

I love this guy! Everyone should come see him live!

[@synbiosblade]

This random dude knows what's up, great set, definitely need to go see him live.

[@Ilikemusic1369]

Shout-out MINNEAPOLIS and Shout-out all my ALPHAS!! 🤙👍

[@Jesse-n6n3i]

Can't wait to hear your anti trump bullshit.... I'm good NY boy

[@dannylgriffin]

He's disgusting and not funny. I quit after a few minutes.

[@frankgonzalez222]

I've been following Geoffrey for a couple of years now. His set ups, crafting and intelligence are top notch!

[@murderofcrows7475]

"You too could do this if you ignore all your sexual urges." 😂

[@itskyyuuuu]

The most underrated comedian in the whole country

[@nickshough9707]

17:37 Perfect play on words. Excellent joke!

[@ryanking498]

absolutely nailed it

[@delmarhi]

Wow…. Been awhile since I’ve witnessed a comedian assault a crowd like that and for that long. Just lighting them up the entire time. Terrific! Great job! I couldn’t quit laughing.

[@tonym995]

Geoffrey Asmus is awesome and underrated for sure.

[@ty-guy4458]

Dude has quickly become my favorite modern comedian. Stanhope withholding.

[@bonnienedza55]

Lol hysterical😂

[@davidharrison7030]

So darn good! Redefines comedy!

[@knaz7468]

"every six months i had to get de-juiced like that blueberry girl in willy wonka" ... best line of the show So glad this got posted to 800 pound. It's about damn time!

[@WithTwoFlakes]

"stretch marks & Karl Marx..." I love how Asmus casually drops in what seems like a throwaway line and, as our US cousins would say, hits it out of the park. Top tier comedy writing.

[@Maggiemae01]

😂😂😂😂😂 glad I clicked. You had me at STFU mom! 💀

[@GlitchMasterCasey]

Bruh whoever puts the most hats on the most ducks is mayor! I’m weeeeaaaak! 😂

[@AtilioEscobar]

'Choke me, choke me! Oh..I don't know..Is this gonna hurt my credit?' I spit out my Cheerios on my laptop.

[@davidkruse4787]

I didn't know Mr Beast did stand up

[@bbol7416]

I can't unsee it now

[@masonicprince1]

Flawless!

[@zeeglass]

fuck yes geoffrey is so good

[@bwalster]

Hide your pillows, this guys on the come up.

[@Byteronin]

Watched this so many times 😂

[@travershart3852]

brillant!!!!!

[@SKIDSnSTUFF]

just the best this guy is the best

[@trishcooley5810]

Very funny!

[@drumndbass]

he's hella good brah!

[@slick_rick_ink]

Funny stuff! Appreciate the free 50 minute comedy special on a free app ! 🤙

[@800pgm]

Happy you enjoyed it! We release comedy every Tuesday and Thursday :)

[@slick_rick_ink]

@@800pgm Awesome!

[@Angelofloveandhappiness]

The Flintstone vitamins joke lol Corky w a bouncy ass 😅

[@JM-ro9oq]

Schweet! Thanks Geoffrey, muy Alpha!

[@marsrocket]

Hilarious

[@didijones704]

This guy is actually pretty funny!!

[@samdim1240]

Smart 😂

[@Omoloya1]

Oh, he's fantastic!😂😂😂

[@jedipat204]

Hey this set is hilarious! ✌️-TN

[@alicehrazdira]

Hilarious 😂

[@evdm7482]

Oh god how do you practice your set, I expect a season of the making of… all deadpan shots from inside a suburban guest bathroom with notes strewn across rolls of toilet paper, a tablet phone and chargers aged by the grime of bathroom moisture

[@Veiled_Aiel]

RIP, gone too soon

[@Trijem]

Waiting.. 😊

[@schobes]

Yes

[@sleepyheadluke]

wasn't this already on yt?

[@serenayflamenca]

Are you thinking of Alpha?

[@serenayflamenca]

Oh wait, this IS Alpha

[@adamdavis4346]

Yes

[@iTammy]

Re-up? 😉

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

yes

[@mickmattson2754]

this dude is the best

[@foxysolerider]

ASMUS!!

[@doublecup616]

Bro took notes from Roger Smith

[@deansteelman2174]

Not a chance he benches 120lbs

[@BrandonWhitley]

35k views should be illegal

[@roses2ndborn]

😂😂😂

[@wojiaobill]

Crowd work fail LOL

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

what?

[@isleoleafs]

On the fence at first, kind of, with a thumbs up overall. Now I'm back again for a second listen. Either my taste is stale, or this guy is actually somewhat funny.

[@billbates7569]

Who’s here in 2024?

[@KaylahV-y3r]

Almsot cry-laughed, there's so many tips, techniques and tricks that it's sometimes hard to know where to start. But it's not rocket science to get your man shivering with ecstasy just by changing the way you talk. As simple as this sounds, maybe try escalating it a step at a time, go’ogle something like Words of Desire by Celestine Dessike to sneakily crawl into his mind and let it build on from that.

[@TheeAriaLee]

I think you can consider that joke about making it in NY vs a small town stolen from Ryan Hamilton: Happy Face 2017 ‧ Comedy/Documentary

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Not even remotely the same punchline or execution but thank you!

[@davidperez5089]

Too many unfunny/mediocre comics going on podcasts constantly and this guy in the shadows??!!!...

[@danjohnson8138]

I have a hard time listening to people that spend more time laughing at their own jokes then telling jokes.

[@jamiestewart7327]

Reposting old vids to get the ad revenue 🖕🏽

[@singleasasin]

The moment he shouted at his mom, i stopped warching ! ... 😡 👎

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

What an embarrassing comment from a grown adult

[@tonyolen1381]

Dude steals jokes and has maybe 10% of his set his own original.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

what?

[@adamdavis4346]

This is old. People are stealing his material. Geoffrey is the ALPHA

[@tonyolen1381]

@@adamdavis4346 OK, that makes sense because I was like I've heard at least half of these jokes from other comediens recently damn near verbatim.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

@@tonyolen1381 this was recorded almost two years ago