Geometry Dash - All Bosses (No Damage) | 2.2

[@ShadowPlayz-ud5qc]

Rattledash was too hard for me,I gave up straight away knowing I wouldn't beat it. But I came back, its been 84 hours straight trying to beat rattledash, please pray for me.

[@GeoBlitzy]

you can do this!

[@R4nd0mM4pp3r]

i believe in u bro

[@BinaryThePsycho]

You can conquer rattledash, I know you can!

[@LilOrbGuy]

There's a 1-100000000% chance that rattledash takes over your device!

[@eleftheriasavva9033]

​@@GeoBlitzyYou should upgrade rattledash to a final boss and upload the level

[@BombmasterGaming]

What if the real rattledash was the friends we made along the way

[@tyronium2]

welp he was a friend we made along the way so yes

[@BombmasterGaming]

@@tyronium2 knew it

[@spystoudios]

Moldy

[@sdsd_10]

rattledash is the only friend we made along the way💀

[@theexiiedfeiiow4748]

mailed all of your friends a bomb :)

[@bilingualfish4246]

I love how this is basically a meme until the end where there's an actual boss

[@TheCoolChocolate_Official]

The sewer boss qualifies as an actual boss

[@bilingualfish4246]

@@TheCoolChocolate_Official to me it's more of an autoscroller but ig it is

[@bilingualfish4246]

@@CubeGaming853 it lasts for 5 seconds

[@bilingualfish4246]

@@CubeGaming853 not really, most boss levels have the boss be a major part of the level. B, the behemoth, ghoul, monster mischief, hellgate menace, all xendergame bosses, etc also when I said it was a meme video I meant because the bosses are so short and the titles are meme-y

[@benjaminelizondo7237]

press start has parts per say but is still a boss

[@GameOn--]

0:37 bro got 200 pumped aint no way

[@GeoBlitzy]

shut his ahh up

[@KhalidTheBeeKeeper]

what would be more surprising is if you beat the bosses *WITH* damage

[@GeoBlitzy]

But that’s too easy

[@igorakv]

Me after realizing that I beat all the bosses without taking damage:

[@idk-t5e]

​@@GeoBlitzyeasy to restart...

[@Creator.022]

congratulations on not taking any damage thats a very hard thing to do

[@GeoBlitzy]

literally

[@ToasterWithGun]

I mean you not wrong

[@arnaudhh]

alot of people did that so i guess it easy

[@silly_plinker]

i love how roof with spikes on it and 2 slopes that face different sides in geometry dash count as a boss

[@Mons429]

the ceiling would be a more fitting term for it

[@silly_plinker]

@@Mons429 same thing ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠∵⁠ ⁠)⁠┌

[@GeoBlitzy]

sewer monstor..

[@EpicNotRoblox_Hi]

i love how a skeleton that doesn't even harm you is a boss

[@vkjaggi]

@@GeoBlitzyonly real ones remember diabolical monstore from gd colon

[@e8ewo]

Fire in da hole 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@EthanLopez-Merlos-mx6tn]

Can we all agree that The Cursed Thorn theme is a masterpiece (the song is called Tomb by Boom Kitty)

[@Xyraphella]

Absolutely true

[@Fixicx]

We all love Rattledash

[@samnangsamrithisak64]

Easiest : Rattledash Hardest : The Cursed Thorn Three-est : Deadlocked Monsters Biggest : The Sewer Monster Most Knowable in Subzero : Skull

[@GeoBlitzy]

rattledash is the hardest

[@peri3333]

@@GeoBlitzy true,

[@yeetboi5968]

you have NOT played the rattledash level, it is the hardest boss in the history of history

[@KarenRodriguez-ug2mb]

​@@GeoBlitzy you forgot about the mirror pirtal

[@spiritandtruthtoledoisrael8050]

​@@GeoBlitzy actually rather false

[@ZephyriumOfficial]

The fact that this is barely even a joke video scares me.

[@GeoBlitzy]

It’s a really deep joke you wouldn’t understand (the joke is killing rattledash)

[@ZephyriumOfficial]

@@GeoBlitzy that's a terrible joke

[@GeoBlitzy]

@@ZephyriumOfficiali also didnt take damage………

[@ZephyriumOfficial]

@@GeoBlitzy True

[@klztutorial]

That's the joke

[@GIAPizza]

You forgot the lobotomy boss in the fifth tower level 💀

[@offandsphere6788]

the community will probably create like 100 boss fights with an actual health system a few months into 2.2

[@Coreyyyyyyyyy]

i love how only 2 of them are actually bosses

[@advance64bro]

But they are all still considered bosses (except rattledash)

[@GeoBlitzy]

Rattledash….

[@Coreyyyyyyyyy]

@@GeoBlitzy secretly true evil...

[@poofyfox6751]

@@GeoBlitzy F I R E I N T H E H O L E

[@jinxyjangle]

Rattledash’s sacrifice was truly heartbreaking 💔

[@NickAndriadze]

There is a huge lack of fire in da hole in this one.

[@GeoBlitzy]

fire in the hole guy was sadly killed

[@darwinsaldana-ke6ju]

Did you forgot the bossfights called 'explorers, ispywithmylitteeye, gear, popcorn, lets go?'

[@Pikminfan2025]

These are official bosses only

[@darwinsaldana-ke6ju]

Oh... thank you for telling me

[@FedericoBianchi-g9i]

but lets go is not a boss

[@Pikminfan2025]

Do a part 2 of Geometry Dash all bosses including Gauntlets: Lazer chompies (Deadlocked) block thingy (Outerspace, Fire gauntlet) Minior (Magmatic Sanctuary, fire gauntlet) Alien retro (generation retro, poison gauntlet) Giant crystal (Sanctuary of light, Crystal gauntlet) The Goo monster, AAAAAH (Slam, monster gauntlet) Dumb aliens (OMG aliens, Monster gauntlet) Gay monsters (Monster mischief, Monster gauntlet) Metal cube gear (mechanism, monster gauntlet) Hell monster (Hellgate menace, Monster gauntlet) Not the rather Splendiferous skull from press start (Shrill hallway, doom gauntlet) Dragon skeleton (Nowise, Doom gauntlet) Black monster (Darkness keeper, doom gauntlet) Emo the rather splendifirous skull from press start (Ghoul, Death gauntlet) This guy (shuriken, Death gauntlet) This guy (predator, Death gauntlet) This guy (behemoth, death gauntlet) Rather splendifirous skull from press start (Press start) This guy (Frostburn peak, World gauntlet) Dark matter’s cousin (Planet X, world gauntlet) The giant enemy spider *insert music* (Down Unda, World Gauntlet) This guy (Caput Mundi, Galaxy gauntlet) Poji the crawler/meggawatron and giggawatron (PABRIK, Galaxy gauntlet) The Providence (Sinless Ash, Split Gauntlet) Smiley face (Change of scene, Split gauntlet) The sewer monster (The sewers) The cursed Thorn (The secret hollow, Final boss) These guys (CastleMania, Castle gauntlet)

[@sebastianmjynapiermjy]

This one person just made fun of every all bosses videos on KZbin

[@nickohno]

Well Met!

[@GDTheoryOfficial]

No damage? Damn that's some skill

[@luismegaprogame4153]

¿Entonces la 2.2 no son los amigos que hicimos en el camino?😥

[@lanushincha]

la 2.2 siempre fueron los amigos que hicimos en el camino

[@x0v8]

Rattledash was too hard. I couldnt bring myself to commit it.

[@king_creeperz]

I like how you have to take no damage anyways

[@king_creeperz]

@@DynastyRex I know

[@clutteryguy9747]

Fun fact: this video is actually a level in Geometry Dash 2.2!

[@efranckor_27]

lol

[@blixserium733]

0:43 0:43 0:43 0:43 0:43 0:43 0:43 0:43 Replay Button for This beautiful speech, thank me later 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

[@jasonvarelledition6238]

0:36 blud had enough💀

[@tsarplantinum]

Funny how you say "no damage" in the title as if you were able to take damage without instantly dying lol

[@GeoBlitzy]

i in fact made sure to not take damage

[@tsarplantinum]

@@GeoBlitzy that's true, fun video by the way!!

[@GD-igzlixional67]

0:01 recent levels in 2.2:

[@Alex_Mewtwo]

FR im never gonna recover from the difficulty face spam

[@mwzngd1679]

I feel like counting the sewer monster would mean all clubstep monsters count as bossfights, since the sewer monster isn't directly attacking you and it's more of an obstacle with a face than a boss

[@GeoBlitzy]

They’re more like minions

[@ilanorlina]

Shook me to tears. 10/10

[@doig_brainrot]

Cant wait for Geometry Dash, no bosses all damage!

[@sonialuciagodoy9181]

That of the cursed thorn was hard for me in the first time i played it

[@TheMultiversalExplorer]

The Cursed Thorn be like: I'm not even half of my health but I DON'T CARE. I'M THROWING MY RAGE AT YOU!

[@zombiechicken1530]

Fire in the hole? Fire in the hole. Fire in the hole! *fire in the hole*

[@bambertthe803]

1:36 the easiest boss fight

[@RajeshSharma-uz3cg]

I think you not beat rattledash it's the hardest boss of the whole game

[@STUniverseINC]

Imagine if he did a full version with all the bosses that appear in the official GD Artwork

[@CaptPuppyGamer]

“Rattledash.” *AHHHHHHHHHHHH-*

[@Mourangocol]

Wth do you mean " no damage" ITS FREAKING HITKILL

[@Le_Mayo]

Bro its a joke

[@GeoBlitzy]

very challenging…

[@scratchergamer369]

geometry dash got an update! the update: added healthbar 💀

[@Vladimir_2907]

Rattledash is the hardest boss ever, even RobTop, creating this boss can't defeat him.

[@duaa.88]

0:02 what is voice name?

[@gabrieledottispacca]

Kanye West

[@HeckYeahRyan]

hey where are the clubstep monsters

[@GeoBlitzy]

They’re more minion-like than boss material

[@TalkingTomProgrammer]

What tts voice on the intro

[@GeoBlitzy]

Kanye

[@TheCoolChocolate_Official]

I was waiting for a parody video of those “all bosses no damage” to be made

[@STban06]

Where clubstep monster,Time Machine monster and geometrical dominator monster?

[@GeoBlitzy]

They’re more like minions than bosses

[@PagedBacon10211]

0:27 we saw dis

[@ronanfitzgerald9169]

Robtop had a missed opportunity to put a slaughterhouse reference in the sewers: Slaughter in the house😂😂😂😂

[@MoonixGD]

Jajajja 😑

[@JhulkOrellana]

Fire in the hole💀☠

[@KarenRodriguez-ug2mb]

No way no hit i got in 1 hp in the sewer monster AHHHH!

[@garsrandom4358]

How dare you put rattledash in there

[@Vihaan2K11]

There s also a explorers bossfight

[@CAXAROK_PLAY337]

rattledash it's not the boss

[@mrfab7]

Why would robtop do such a thing to my boy rattledash 😂😂😂

[@mrfab7]

wrong emoji 😔

[@RevenantNeverDies]

I thought this was a joke but apparently the wait for 2.2 altered you guys brain chemistry and made you brainless

[@GeoBlitzy]

no damage…

[@DarkWhiteDeez]

Yo you should make a 2.2 texturepack, the 2.1 one was one of ur best vids

[@Anti-Crave_]

Rattle dash is actually the hardest boss

[@GeoBlitzy]

It’s the emotional toll it takes on the player

[@namlin]

@@GeoBlitzythey have to kill their best and only friend to progress and they cant go back either (their litterally just exploring the tower out of curiousity)

[@Malikiauiddi-h9b]

1:45 1:55

[@HackerG46]

i didnt know rattledash was a boss i just killed him cause he was sitting there while i was doing all the hard stuff

[@Dalas0130]

No crap you took no damage, you only have 1 hp

[@GeoBlitzy]

that’s where the challenge is…….

[@DrGiggleTouch67]

Bro why is rattle dash here 💀

[@cuberfan08]

The “no damage” part implies that there is a way for you to survive one spike

[@r2w-z9o]

why does cursed thorn death sound kinda sound like zomboss

[@GeoBlitzy]

Bro FACTS

[@Meowmeow5072.]

Either way, you only have 1HP...

[@MelodyLumina]

this is edited like a lobotomy level

[@alan69420]

rattledash why he die 😭

[@GeoBlitzy]

it’s a means to an end

[@alan69420]

@@GeoBlitzy ok i a know now

[@Esteban1OO413]

I can't wait for the Explorers Bossfigth ;)

[@keesoflytorevilmadKING]

FIRE IN THE HOLE🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

[@mutafyanny]

According to me, you need FIFTEEN (15) hits to kill the cursed thorn, i've acutally counted how many hits to kill the cursed thorn in the video

[@Daniellefuller1234]

I cant beat rattle dash but i can beat everything else

[@Duuxling]

0:43 lobotomy sound reference

[@Pikminfan2025]

Thats the original

[@Alex_Diaz-Xul]

For me every boss would be like every demon level just think about it really hard

[@Artlius]

Custom levels are a part of the game

[@GeoBlitzy]

nuh uh

[@alexwhite6471]

I was on a train and i just heard FIRE IN THE HOLE randomly out of nowhere

[@Dunk0]

probably hacking.

[@GeoBlitzy]

im not a dirty filthy hacker

[@GeoBlitzy]

@@DynastyRex i have grown immune. You have no idea what ive been through

[@Peneren]

Well, you kinda have to beat them with no damage lol

[@KingStickmin]

Wow, i remember that i used to watch these types of videos.

[@eliascastanon3892]

Prosafia gaming, beardbear

[@KingStickmin]

@@DynastyRex all noises no damage

[@SuperDZ555]

NO DAMAGE?! YOU're going CRAZY mode.

[@SuperDZ555]

my ass did not expect a comment like this on a video uploaded 11 days ago to get a heart in 7 minutes

[@Pixelgd_5821]

now beat it with damage

[@KingMLZ]

FIRE IN THE HOLE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@asmith3192]

My picking hurts really bad and I’m watching this video to entertain me but it’s really hard

[@A4izen]

I swear bro I won't be playing sewers again even tho it says get coins before 100 sec I won't do it again 💀

[@Lampio17]

I cant believe that at the point 0:01 you used Kanye West voice!

[@josd8207]

El unico Boss real hasta ahora es el del final, los demas no los tomaria como Boss sino como elementos a esquibar como los pinchos, pero mas detallados

[@Darwisy_08]

U can't get damage or U will be dead...

[@raizingameplays8331]

man you should do another texture pack, like in that video

[@PandoDashes]

AYO 2 VIDEOS IN A DAY??

[@xxyellow_flashxx8982]

Leave rattle dash alone 😭

[@GeoBlitzy]

RIP

[@xxyellow_flashxx8982]

@@GeoBlitzy 😂

[@LiyTPOT13]

Was that Juan's Voice?

[@sdsd_10]

this is emotional, give e a tissue pls i will cry

[@goatcheese10]

Goatcheese10

[@BombmasterGaming]

Goatcheese10

[@ItsTwoo]

I dedicated a level to you

[@thermalerosion4556]

Fire 🔥 in da hole 🕳️

[@minjiarahman]

YAY GG Years ago took off 😢

[@StickmanTT]

You die if you take damage XD

[@GeoBlitzy]

Very challenging!

[@StickmanTT]

Ikr Impossible@@GeoBlitzy

[@Frrny_]

you forgot the secret phase :harder: :harder: :insane:

[@Andre15003]

Try "logodomy" no damage

[@dezcubing5844]

Rattledash best boss

[@susmarioenjoyer]

you forgot the wall in viking arena

[@PotatoGod2electricboogaloo]

Professa gaming ass video

[@advance64bro]

Still good though