George Decides To Help People | The Old Man | Seinfeld

[@Chiwalker]

"Life's too short to waste on you". That's some real life-changing philosophy!

[@CockLobster]

Not really!

[@slimjimjimslim5923]

lol that's what I tell my ex and sometimes people I have disagreement with, I don't have time to argue with them, I just leave lol

[@TheNukewarfare2]

“I think I’m pretty much like you-only successful.”

[@ProCoach2373]

I laughed out loud at that one!

[@alex_smallet]

and that smile of Elaine.

[@henrysniper8481]

That is one great classic memorable line.

[@falconeshield]

And yet he hangs out with George

[@markscott6414]

Georges face was hilarious after that zinger!

[@SilverPlayer2002]

0:49-0:56 Jerry is right. Seeing George miserable or in pain is always a great way for us viewers to start the day

[@acolddarkgentlebruh8205]

Unless you're reminded of yourself, in that case 🙂🔫

[@balahariharan1130]

George: "I was raised to give up. " 😅😅

[@Jose-se9pu]

"I'm just like you...only succesful", that wasnt friendly banter, Jerry just went out for blood, poor George

[@maavet2351]

It was very fair

[@elliotmark7910]

"What do you do, break it in with her and try it out on me?" lmao

[@Vickvineager]

1:45 George’s response is fantastic.

[@josemaria8177]

George needs to help people. I mean, he can sense the smallest ounce of human suffering

[@kaisim980]

he always knows when someone is uncomfortable at a party

[@alexshank1414]

Are you sensing any right now?

[@spartanq7781]

​@@alexshank1414Jerry's taunting to George is both hilarious and savage.

[@Ben-ee2xy]

That’s why he’s different

[@DhooomKetu]

I come from a long line of quitters, i was raised to give up . These lines truly define Georgie-ism .😂

[@kocahmet1]

i am a recent convert to georgism myself

[@degrotekoningwouter]

@@kocahmet1 I don't even quit, I never start! Ha! How about that! Starting is for losers. If you never start, you don't even have to quit. I'm very successful at not starting.

[@some1somewheresmhow78]

@@degrotekoningwouter I come from a long line of non-starters. My das was a non-starter. My grandfather and great grandfather were non-starters. I was raised to never start. If you never start, there is no need of ever quitting.

[@alienated4747]

​@@degrotekoningwouter can i quote this ?😅

[@degrotekoningwouter]

@@alienated4747 Yes, please!

[@jennafox8556]

"When I like them, they don't like me. When they like me, I dont like them." Story of my life!

[@bibleredpillJesse]

Eternal comedy without vulgarity. Best ever.

[@shareofmoney]

Only George Louis Constanza could get fired from a volunteer job 😂

[@ironcito1101]

Kramer did it too, in a way.

[@shareofmoney]

@@ironcito1101 Yep, you have a point 😂

[@robertmeadowfield4346]

he's made som fine exits

[@geeky_gunner]

That's because the world is against him 😂

[@CockLobster]

Wrong! Kramer too

[@masterzombie161]

lol only George can calmly say “you owe me for the soup.”

[@jandy4604]

When the old man said, "Life's too short to waste on you!", I've actually used that on people, it really helps getting people away from me.

[@evanflowforever6615]

George wants to help people. But realized he must first help himself. 😂😂😂 George likes spicy emotions......❤

[@attyla2926]

Your misery is my pleasure. This got me 😂

[@grawakendream8980]

i can't stop watching these old seinfeld clips. i haven't followed a tv show probably since this was on the air. it the only thing that brings me a bit of joy

[@DhooomKetu]

I'm pretty much like you ,only successfull . 😂😂 Jerry trolls Georgie boy heavenly whenever he gets the chance.

[@uziel900able]

That's true friendship right there!

[@billmiller9145]

George sounds exactly like his parents, it's priceless!

[@Darkgemstar]

George could depress anyone😂

[@cityhawk]

I think he may have taught my mother. 😂

[@00Kuja00]

"Do you think we will make it to that age?" "We? No." Kinda dark. ;P

[@12Blueace]

To be fair, George made quite a few enemies who would mail him a bomb.

[@fakename6658]

@@12Blueace George is bombable.

[@ronanmagee7557]

He's very bombable​@@12Blueace

[@vincecool72]

George’s getting upset😂

[@kaycharlie352]

😂😂

[@manovar0714]

"Sidney Fields", that's a perfect tribute to The Abbot and Costello Show ❤

[@bink]

Syd Fields was also a famous screenwriter.

[@pathendlem]

“Life’s too short to waste on you” One of my favorite lines in the series. Totally owned George in 7 words

[@gb032645]

This is the episode that got me into Seinfeld - "Sid Fields" was hilarious! 🤣

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

There's a void Jerry a void 😂

[@Obsessedwithcookies757]

“When I like them, they don’t like me, when they like me, I don’t like them.” - George Costanza.

[@kev3d]

If you had millions of people with George's bitterness, insecurity, paranoia, contempt, self-loathing, and general hostility toward anyone happy, and you put them all in the same place, it would be called Reddit.

[@MarcusN-kp1jn]

underrated comment

[@mrj4990]

@@MarcusN-kp1jnyou're just like the Reddit users over using cliche lines trying to be original

[@akulahirpada1993]

I thought reddit is full of Brian Griffin?

[@degrotekoningwouter]

But at least George has character, a balding head and good quotes. Reddit on the other hand, mostly insufferable people.

[@renaissance18]

old man: life is too short to waste on you at 4:09 LOL

[@lethersing5909]

4:13 😂

[@shonda79able]

Syd Fields and Ben Cantwell are George and Jerry in about 10 years.

[@12Blueace]

The end of the episode shows Sid and Ben having the same conversation Jerry and George had in the beginning, showing what they would be like at their age.

[@osmankovacevic6135]

I always used the old man's advice in life 😂

[@ryanray6215]

1:25 Post Office worker entering the Restaurant 😆

[@huzaifshah2139]

*I was raised to give up* 😂

[@therosxela]

Great to have longer vids

[@MrSuperdelf]

"Why can't I act with the ones I like the way I do with the ones I don't like?" Yes

[@davidsmith8997]

"It's a matter of simple arithmetic for God's sake!....Don't you have any sense? Don't you have a brain? Are you so completely senile that you don't even know what you're talking about any more?" Such classic George lines, delivered so well in this early season!🤣🤣

[@UniversalLopes]

I can relate to this whole "there has to be more than this" and like George i start something and then quit

[@hall911guy]

“Oh my God, the Mahatma?!?”

[@DarthWill3]

_"I was raised to give up."_ You and Newman would get along well, George. ;P

[@derhampaul2182]

This is what my life's come together meeting a mute lol 😂

[@LegionIscariot]

George has a serious problem 🤣🤣

[@KeionBrownVicechairOfDUAFC]

Favorite line I think I’m just like you only successful 😂😂

[@CLxJames]

4:00 - Duckman started coming out two years too early

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

Declaration of the Independence of Georgie! 😎

[@stephenjacewicz4594]

The way Jerry says "He's a mean mean guy" 😂😂😂

[@damien5138]

The Mahatma!!!

[@spartanq7781]

"I'm pretty much like you only successful" is a goated burn.

[@asteverino8569]

After all these years, I don't have any more time for George either. Bye George.

[@Not_a_smart_man]

“What are you talking about? Don’t you have any sense? Don’t you have a brain? Are you so completely senile that you don’t know why you’re talking about anymore?” One of the funniest coffee shop scenes in the show

[@kushalramakanth7922]

“You owe me for the soup”

[@kingsecho3351]

“I’m a great quitter”. Lol 😂

[@joycampi7233]

"There's a void, Jerry, There's a void"

[@Dj-Ch33f]

Out of all the old men out there George gets stuck with the bald one! lol

[@bossfan49]

Yeah, you rarely see a balding elderly man.

[@brucegibbins3792]

"Helping people;" the last frontier.

[@evrbody]

"My father was a quitter." That's why he always stopped short.

[@BobbyMoore2-mp8wb]

Very funny 😆 episode

[@clarkbar]

3:22 one of the funniest scenes ever, probably a top 5 episode overall

[@Dj-Ch33f]

"Life's too short to waste on you" 🤣🤣

[@turboash78]

Go to their apartment, yadda yadda yadda, it's supposed to make them happy.

[@BlasCenteno-m6j]

0:05 His own family

[@PaulWhelan-s2k]

There's so much gold in these moments, enough to make a whole gold bullion bar. Woohoo.

[@frostedicepharoah7723]

“Sidney Fields”. A tribute to the only sitcom in history funnier than Seinfeld. Mr. Fields was a comedic legend.

[@amonralice2]

Oh, Georgie. 😅😅😅😅

[@phillysportsmedia2825]

That’s what I do with him 😂😂😂😂

[@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs]

Whatever made George "Thee Overthinker" Costanza believe for one instant that he was a motivational speaker? 😏

[@Corpsman01]

“There’s a void there Jerry, a void.” “A deep yawning void”

[@bossfan49]

Deep yawning chasm. Did you not just watch the video?

[@QAZ-OMEN]

Kinda funny how George was the grumpy old man out of the 2

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

2:08 In just about every episode, Jerry expresses his contempt for the human race. Why would Jerry help the very thing he hates? That's like saying I should help spiders.

[@12Blueace]

Because it’s better to love than hate. If you choose to live your life in hatred and bitterness, will you be happy?

[@JA-xp7bp]

This is why George created the Human Fund

[@Johnfromaustralia]

Ffs getting fired from a volunteer job 😂😂😂😂😂

[@KingOfGamesss]

2:59 Maybe if 'George' didn't want to be a "Nihilist" then he wouldn't be so worried and stressed

[@EuniceFields___]

4:50 😂

[@cassidytutsch8546]

The birth of The Human Fund…

[@samuelcaponi4516]

The issue is he came from a line of quitters, what he needed was to come from a mudder. His father should have been a mudder, his mother too

[@H.R.Shove-N-Stuff5150]

Last time we were in here you went on and on that you wanna meet a mute! What? you try it out on her before you tell me?

[@johngonzalez4298]

George, you did meet the Portuguese 🇵🇹 waitress

[@petersmit7650]

I come from a long line of quitters...

[@grawakendream8980]

looks like this actor made it to 92, he passed in 2004

[@danielmoore8695]

Fun fact: this old man lived another 11 years

[@jasonz7788]

Hahaha

[@rjathar]

Meet a mute... There should be an app for that

[@KingOfGamesss]

3:46 "For God's sake"......says the "wannabe" "Nihilist"

[@emiach]

This episode is weird to me because I watched Seinfeld eps like 3-4 times a day on cable my entire teenage years and I somehow never saw this ep until the box set came out years after the show ended. This and the nonfat yogurt episode were never shown on reruns for whatever reason.

[@bossfan49]

They were shown many times. You just missed them.

[@emiach]

@@bossfan49I guess? Seems weird to watch the entire show dozens of times with my sister and we never saw two episodes every rotation??

[@bossfan49]

@@emiach Would your local station ban them for any reason? For instance, the non-fat yogurt episode implies use of curse words, although they were obviously censored, even on the dvds.

[@sunnyscott4876]

I live in a town where everybody comes to give up.

[@RanchExplorerHQ]

Paraphrasing: Helping people 🧐 “of course, of course”. (NEW CONCEPT- apparently in today’s world)… “I’m going to help somebody!” How can you be grateful when you’re so close to the end?! Classic George!😂

[@phillysportsmedia2825]

Jerry took the bait

[@LowLevelNC]

This was a program cosponsored by The Human Fund.

[@rickleitch1036]

George needs a visit to Torre Ackman for some life coaching

[@tristen_grant]

A visit to a

[@georgiasmith64]

The human fund, people helping people." I was in the pool" why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun

[@lori25hu]

I’m pretty much like you, only successful

[@rjathar]

Meet mute... The new meet cute

[@fakename6658]

the woman who plays voodoo music is HOT.

[@groundup001]

How about a mute

[@A.I.Friends]

It took 5 episodes before I chuckled once. Watching jerks not understanding the world around them isn't funny.

[@jackbombay1423]

It's sad to me that I'm George in real life. People, wake up before it's too late.

[@rickleitch1036]

What did you quit?

[@jackbombay1423]

@@rickleitch1036 I meant I'm a 40 yo bald man living with my parents.

[@rickleitch1036]

@@jackbombay1423 nothing wrong with that if it works for both sides.

[@jackbombay1423]

@@rickleitch1036 I appreciate the sarcasm. But I wouldn't wish this for my worst enemy.

[@rickleitch1036]

I understand. So its not a pleasant circumstance. Hope some good luck comes your way.

[@DanielWhite-v4e]

this is nothing

[@DanielWhite-v4e]

nada, surf

[@DanielWhite-v4e]

i mean big time

[@DanielWhite-v4e]

i mean you donit even

[@DanielWhite-v4e]

i am elain

[@hansmeisterschulz5941]

Your void George, is placed there by your Creator! Your emptiness can ONLY be satisfied with Him! Case solved…..

[@brendanpreece]

First

[@POPLSEV7]

George is the best🤣💯👍

[@laylowstaylow]

We? No!

[@raymundohernandez8322]

Just because youre successful doesn't mean you're a good person

[@AlexCorvo-k1g]

Correction. It's Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 17 The OLD MAN not Episode 18.

[@LeeMc-hl7so]

Hahahahahah