George Falls For His Efficient Secretary | The Secretary | Seinfeld

Is it doable?
From Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 9 'The Secretary': George gets a secretary, saying he will go for efficiency and smarts rather than beauty. Only to find himself falling in love with her.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@charliepanayiotou4305]

'I'm looking at you, I can't even remember my name' We've all been there George.

[@muskokamike127]

I used to have a 30' boat that in today's dollars would be worth $350,000.00. I had a gf who I had to have put on a robe or change before docking it because she almost caused me to rack it up against the dock once or twice. One time she decided on that moment to start putting on suntan lotion....ARRRGH STOP IT lol One time a sales rep I knew brought his french gf down and they were both on the tanning pad on the bow.....we were just leaving the harbour and started putting lotion on each other. He was sitting in the seat across from me at the helm. I looked at him, he looked at me, OMG lol...He yelled out "stop that, you're going to cause an accident" hahahahah

[@1fes323]

Only simps op. Only simps. Thd3 answer is no.

[@Kat.Evangeline]

Why thank you! Lol

[@andrew_koala2974]

It's all in the way one says the words. Example : When I look at your face - time stands still That is complimentary --- Yet when one says: You have a face that would stop a clock. That is insulting -- Yet both in essence mean exactly the same thing.

[@muskokamike127]

@@andrew_koala2974 I get what you're saying BUT your two comments are different, completely. One is personal, one is objective. In reality, they don't mean the same thing.

[@chefboiardeeznutz9881]

I love how George is so honest about the women being too attractive to hire 😂

[@scartee13]

And he was very polite too!😂

[@chefboiardeeznutz9881]

@@scartee13 such a scholar lol

[@rc....]

The show is all about unfiltered honesty, one aspect of what makes comedies funny.

[@chefboiardeeznutz9881]

@@rc.... that's why I love it so much hahahaah

[@gdbrowne85]

Imagine if somebody tried that today... They'd be crucified.

[@anthonygerace8926]

It's an old tradition in movies and TV shows: The actress who plays the "unattractive woman" is actually pretty attractive.

[@nikhilhembrom8952]

She potrayed very simple look which makes it much better

[@scriven-shafts]

Let's be honest, she deserved to make more than George

[@devilmancrybaby2101]

“ but she’s extremely attractive, she’s gorgeous and looking at her he can’t even remember her name “

[@steverogers7601]

In reality, someone like Ada would probably be his boss. She offered good recommendations, managed expectations and was pivotal in producing good results. She’s more than qualified to just be a secretary. Well organized, efficient, and forward thinking folks like her generally climb the corporate ladder faster than folks like George.

[@Hyogasaint]

@@steverogers7601 Dunno in what world you live in Sir, but the higher the position in a company the dumber the people who have those jobs. Competent people like Ada always get the job done and most of the times companies never recognize them. You see, corporate doesnt want bosses that can actually think for themselves, they just need people who follow orders without questions. Im 40 years old, in all the jobs I had I was overqualified and better at the job than my so called "superiors". I´ve never got promoted. My bosses always took credit for my work and didnt even gave me a raise or a thank you.

[@TheMrCC21]

@@HyogasaintImagine being this ignorant. Even though it's not in a corporate setting, my sister is a secretary at an elementary school and she is recognized all the time for the work she does. So continue to spout your ignorant narrative.

[@TheMrCC21]

This woman is an assistant. She assists George. A secretary does work for the whole office or whatever.

[@ironjesi]

She knows ALL of the Macintosh and IBM programs. All of them!

[@jaya1000]

Well versed

[@rosario508]

“Just a quick sidebar here are you in any way authorized to give raises?” I think my favorite part of Seinfeld is the way Jerry shot down the ludicrous ideas of George and Kramer. Pure poetry.

[@tristramcoffin926]

So much funny about this show was achieved with 'the quick sidebar'.

[@angeleyeszarai]

And I just noticed ALL the applicants had red hair 😆 someone must've REALLY liked red heads in real life

[@donnamead3439]

I noticed that too. Btw, I'm a redhead.

[@IGamingStation]

Funny OP mentions this considering that George's mom is a redhead lmao

[@jakew7982]

Who doesn’t have a thing for redheads is my question!

[@patrickhall6627]

@@jakew7982 Indeed.

[@QuadMochaMatti]

@@IGamingStation And so was that creepy doll that looked like her.

[@NoellaScott]

"What does that cost her, like two and a quarter?" "You know she'd be better off making a sandwich at home and bringing it in" 🤣

[@jennifer5512]

She definitely deserved that raise.

[@bluesky6985]

George got raise

[@pipedown1246]

She was think on the news radio show

[@user-gs7or4fi2n]

It was definitely doable😂

[@devilpupbear09]

WRONG! She EARNED that raise. "Deserve" is something to inherit

[@Glenuig]

When you realise the manager/ owner of the baseball team is voiced by Larry David it makes all these repeat viewings of the George baseball scenes so much funnier

[@christopherbako]

Unless, you realized that 20 years ago.

[@rso1411]

I didn't know that. Thanks for that bit of information.

[@Secdem]

Actually.

[@tonyhailstone]

I was thinking what's Bernie Sanders doing in Seinfeld? So I was pretty close lol

[@216cle]

​@@christopherbako I was gonna say that's silly no one knew who Larry Davids voice really was before curb but that started 23 years ago. Jesus

[@miamitten1123]

George loves redheads 👩🏻‍🦰 I see 😂

[@faulltw]

Who doesn't? That fair skin with freckles, gives me chills. ;)

[@fjfjrfjfjr]

The hair on that first girl. 😘

[@inutero10]

That second red head is a heart stopper

[@bocagoodtimes1460]

I would have given up a lot to be her man:)

[@walden6272]

I think the first red head was hotter. :)

[@SWog617]

I would've given up red AND white meat to see her in a bra.

[@hd-xc2lz]

Sadly not credited on episode's IMDB page.

[@aj1800]

I'm giving you a raise 🤣🤣🤣🤣 George is hilarious!!

[@moropolineo8501]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fromthehaven94]

Just a quick sidebar, are you in any way authorized to give raises?

[@rmh941]

George: “Having a secretary is great, I can’t believe I didn’t have one before.” Jerry: “Because you didn’t have a job?” 🤣🤣

[@sickjuicysjamshack3580]

George is pretty thick-skinned to regularly have all that abuse bounce of him

[@jrporter50]

She's a "marvel of organization" 😂

[@steverogers7601]

2:34 LMAO They way George grunts like that. My man is in utter ecstasy lol

[@XFS540]

Lol I heard it 😂

[@attyla2926]

The funny thing when your secretary receive a higher raise than you 🤣🤣🤣

[@breannesmith8580]

I just noticed that all three canidates have red hair lol

[@mariannecooper5178]

Because George still has an ego from being rejected from Vivian in pretty woman so he wants his own vivian

[@ricochetVendetta]

@@mariannecooper5178 He was always the arcvhvillian imo after that role

[@stevenresendez1170]

The second applicant is stunning.

[@survivor5044]

2:54 "I'm giving you a raise!!"😂😂

[@MountainMan.]

She was really good looking actually. Very attractive

[@walden6272]

"I'm looking at you, I can't remember my name" is one of the funniest line in Seinfeld. LOL

[@jurgencuypers8350]

Even the redhead he hired is hot.

[@mona_moalim]

2:11 Jason Alexander is a genius

[@SBCBears]

Vicki Lewis is sooo funny. She was great in Newsradio and we got to see a lot of her there.

[@1912SimpleTune]

Such a Hotty..yummy

[@joycampi7233]

I thought Newsradio was a great show!

[@bossfan49]

...and "Beth" was the exact opposite of her character here. 😂

[@Abhishekcukkemane]

dont forget home improvement "THE PRODUCER"

[@dianapevtsov]

:) Hail Vicki Lewis!

[@medievalist]

When I had a secretary, she was so knowledgeable I genuinely felt like she deserved $20k more than she was getting.

[@YnotNomis]

LOL! That first applicant...wow! Now I can't remember my name!

[@upallnightwithbob214]

I’M GIVING YOU A RAISE!!!

[@sreeharivenat8002]

Just Typical George. Mindlessly does something and regrets it 😂🙌🏻 Poor Susan had to take the brunt of it later

[@Kat.Evangeline]

It is a TV show.

[@andrasszabo1570]

@@Kat.Evangeline Oh, really???

[@e32b61]

@@Kat.EvangelineYes, it is a TV show. Did you just realize that?

[@pforgottonsoul]

@@e32b61gonna go on a limb and say they were being sarcastic.

[@willhelmbrightraven3429]

Her leg behind George in the Thumbnail picture tho. That's great editing Lol!

[@starlingswallow]

That actress is phenomenal!

[@dutchy5752]

the first one or the second?

[@TheTibetyak]

Lesson learned: Go for the stunningly hot secretary.

[@davrogrz4542]

Yup, because George DID win a contest once.

[@chaosawaits]

@@davrogrz4542 he cheated

[@dusty975]

I once worked in an office with a stunningly hot secretary for a short time. Her looks were so disruptive the owner had to let her go. Maybe she unintentionally caused problems in the office, but it was the only month in my 4 years at that company that I looked forward to work each and every day.

[@TheTibetyak]

@@dusty975 Working in the healthcare field, I am fortunate to have a disproportionate number of attractive women to work with. But one in particular - she and I entered a patient's room - the female patient who was old enough to be our grandmother was flabbergasted. Her eyes and mouth flew open and for 10 seconds or more she couldn't speak. Then she said, "My GOD!! You're so beautiful! You're like a movie star." In fact, she was that beautiful. She was breathtaking. And her personality and humor were equally wonderful.

[@mrabrasive51]

I don't think George not being able to focus on work would of been that big of an issue!

[@scottcharney1091]

would *have

[@mikeking4188]

Her face when she says. Ty I'm flattered..lol

[@randybailin4902]

"I'm giving you a raise" is one of the great lines in the entire series.

[@davrogrz4542]

George - "Mr Steinbrenner, can I talk to you for a second?" George - Yes yes George can you talk to me for a second, I'm a very accessible man."

[@grandchampion7275]

That was so absurd, I actually laughed out loud

[@lankancheetah]

Ah the thumbnail showing the secretary that he didn't hire. I see what you're doing.

[@kbtken]

In the secretary’s defense she was full service so she definitely deserved the raise. They should have took the money out of George’s paychecks

[@stefs7141]

They actually make a good couple, especially after her glowup

[@jjmah7]

Funny thing is, that girl is actually pretty good looking in her normal attire, she was on NewsRadio

[@andreprince4932]

BEST! SHOW!! EVER!!!

[@davejay6855]

This secretary is great, much better and more efficient than the one they have down the street at WNYX.

[@StephenPaulTroup]

I see what you did there! Maybe too subtle for the masses :)

[@jumahbrady670]

A marvel of organization

[@johngonzalez4298]

She got her raise

[@jaengen]

She gave George a nice raise too.

[@brucew3693]

After hearing about her raises he could no longer get a raise around her 😂😂

[@acemontoya5481]

So Wong lol made my day!😅

[@user-gs7or4fi2n]

I'm giving you a raise!!!!😂

[@romelllockett5900]

Lol Im giving you a raise lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@alexd9134]

3:17 after that line you can hear him break for a moment

[@toastnjam7384]

A raise for a raise.

[@toptenguy1]

She was basically the opposite of Jerry's assistant who kept asking him about every little detail, lol

[@lorijohnson1320]

Mister Co-Stanza. 😂

[@alexmapp5444]

I wish I had a secretary like Ada!

[@steverogers7601]

I wish I had a secretary like you!

[@Nickelodeon81]

get a job first

[@ihatekillerclowns]

The 1st applicant, yowzer!!

[@bossfan49]

I'd give that first applicant her own desk with an extra roomy nap area underneath.

[@matteofabrizio409]

Love it 🤣🤣

[@ryanvooris5105]

I love that this channel posts clips in the original aspect ratio. Someone tell Netflix.

[@jigaapple23]

So let me get this straight. She negotiated her raise with George. Then went ahead and did the same with Mr Steinbrenner. Clever woman

[@masternoob9673]

Clever?? 😑 That just proofs women have virtually NO skills in getting ahead accept doing the one things they say they hat red doing: Objectifying themselves. They’re the ultimate hypocrites

[@jigaapple23]

@@masternoob9673 She blew George and Steinbrenner. That's why she was earning more than her boss. Even if she was just a secretary. But yeah, I get your point. Some women get ahead selling seggs

[@PKaye-ru2ks]

George really stacked up a quality CV over the years

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

An undeserved one

[@chrisdell5679]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 If you look at George's resume, it's actually not that bad. He wrote a pilot that was aired - worked for the Yankees. The prison thing might be a problem though. But in all seriousness, I never understood why the pilot on NBC wasn't a bigger deal in subsequent seasons. I mean, just getting one on the air is a huge accomplishment. It's nothing to balk at...

[@zarbongojeta]

should love to have seen more of 0:23 on the show

[@CD-yr8tw]

Would you have given up red meat?

[@davidday5731]

Love George..Saying things that most of us guys would be thinking interviewing a beautiful woman

[@lorrilewis2178]

Some of you are really weak. A women can look at a drop-dead gorgeous man and still keep herself together.

[@davidday5731]

@@lorrilewis2178 I said we are thinking not saying..Women on a whole are the same way..I know..Most of my friends are female

[@danbobway5656]

​@@lorrilewis2178 tbf it's like comparing someone being thirsty who lives in wetlands vs the desert

[@jdsartre9520]

@@lorrilewis2178 "women can look at a drop-dead gorgeous man and still keep herself together" it's clear you've never been around women who are around a drop-dead gorgeous man

[@lorrilewis2178]

@@jdsartre9520 I had a new gynecologist once whom I'd never met. He walked into the exam room and to my astonishment, HE WAS DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS. I found the situation incredibly funny, but I was only laughing on the inside and he never knew. I kept myself together.

[@Frankybroadcast]

And looking at you, I can't even remember my name. Hahahaha

[@noddy1414]

3:03 Jerry's face 🤣

[@frankt9156]

Same with getting a nanny.

[@qaz3000]

Id say nanny is even worse since she is in your house.

[@US_John]

The boss said " i had that too, the hospital. So true.

[@Linda-in9ns]

George 👍😄🌟

[@mcbailey9]

The first one was amazing looking.

[@orangewarm1]

I've witnessed this in corporate life. Some secretaries /PAs are so good you wonder why the guy is there at all.

[@artsmith103]

That secretary was so good, I didn't notice Elaine missing.

[@GinaAlexandra]

They're like a couple of bonobos LoL 🤣

[@yobee5779]

MR. COOOSTANZA!!

[@fant4sticacting579]

Lmao I loved it when George explained he can't hired the other 2 woman and what I loved more about that, was that the woman understand

[@Tripp393]

Mr Co-Stanza!

[@answerman9933]

The secretary became less efficient but more attractive at her later position at a local radio station.

[@iceman7213]

Gotta watch out for those red heads 😎

[@mariannecooper5178]

George was still angry he didn't get Vivian fron pretty woman so he decided he will get his own vivian

[@captured_agent5714]

True to life

[@andreim.5324]

You should have felt the obstruction there, Georgie boy :))

[@jdel7525]

Funny clip, with me too today this could never be possible.

[@MultiRambo008]

I'm giving you a RAISEEEEEE

[@francisfernandes3749]

Apparently they can...😂😂😂

[@maryjohnson4189nnkb]

Well apparently they can 🤣🤣🤣

[@jonessoda4me1]

1:52 🤣🤣🤣🤪

[@JerseyWolf]

1:09 While I cannot tell exactly what time it is going by the window alone we can tell that George already broke Ada's rule about keeping Ada for a late night already.

[@10RRASK]

Secretary to the assistant to the traveling secretary

[@akxn2162]

first 35 secs one of the best

[@handymatt1970]

george gets excited quite easily

[@schmarpsywinkleurnklabean659]

The second red-head interviewed is smokin hot!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[@thatguycmk7548]

ahead of it's time

[@jackwilson5164]

I still wanna know what she showed him?

[@arghjayem]

She put the pillow under herself to raise her hips for better….access😂

[@AlexColberg]

Gotta hand it to George....he took advantage of many a situation.

[@jumahbrady670]

Facts 💯

[@kevdimo6459]

Hahaha stiff cheddar George.

[@jeffsedam9827]

In real life George would be sued.

[@kennybegeske8824]

Damn You George Costanza

[@kamnapavon4638]

George battling the Green Monster..... Who knew George took the Field?

[@davidganderson870]

"I'M GIVING YOU A RAISE"--- I can't stop laughing omg

[@PoliticsAzUsualAsItSeems]

😂😂😂.

[@tomace4898]

"Mr. CO-stanza!"

[@bocagoodtimes1460]

Redheads are gorgeous!!

[@donnamead3439]

Yes we are.

[@cannothandle963]

2:30 george turns into a baboon 🤣

[@rafaelmartinvannostrand2084]

Since I learnt that Steinberg is played by Larry David I imagine him doing the voice and it's even more hilarious

[@rafaelmartinvannostrand2084]

@@DrumAndDrumber whatever his surname is. I'm from Spain, have no idea how is it spelled

[@420villain]

Steinbrenner

[@melodiefrances3898]

Me too. I imagine him and the hilarity factor goes way up

[@silo3com]

I had no idea!!!

[@dgarrett5609]

Steinberg? /do you mean Steinbrenner?