George Gets Obsessed With A Beautiful Woman's Boyfriend | The English Patient | Seinfeld

[@BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists]

The unplugging of the IV drip was beyond perfect!!!

[@Tconlon251_2]

And improvised according to IMDB

[@LB-on8bs]

He should have taken the cane!

[@scaf5363]

George not realizing his personality is the problem is the funniest thing.

[@RJKYEG]

How many guys out there are George? They think that women aren't interested because they're not rich or good looking - but it's not those things holding them back.

[@standoughope]

George is like an incel mascot

[@HistoriasEmpresariales]

hahahaha never realized this, although George got it a lot

[@joeydonuts574]

@@standoughopeGeorge gets women all the time though.

[@redacted2275]

​@@joeydonuts574These people are imbeciIes: this neurotic, nerdy type of guy was the trend in the 90s. Case in point: Woody Allen, Rivers Cuomo. They're not inceIs.

[@nosoupforyou7995]

I love how Jerry is there to shut down every hope George has. 😂😂

[@konnykontant]

Given how George acted like a douche with a hair piece on, Jerry helps him stay grounded 😅

[@kingslayer447]

@@konnykontant Jerry is always the most grounded, so he shares that REALITY with George, all the time

[@redacted2275]

​@@konnykontantWhat? Only Elaine and petty individuals thought George was a douche with the hair piece...

[@redacted2275]

2:23 *He's the one saying that George already attracted her.* How's that "shutting down"? I hope you people are bots, you can't be that brainIess...

[@bubufubu]

@@konnykontant Your comment would represent the opinion of an insecure, psychotic person...like Elaine.

[@mihaimarchidann5067]

Now I get how George thinks: he doesn't want the fish, he wants to know how to fish.

[@mattm7798]

It's actually quite smart...instead of accepting the single fish, which given George's track record with women, is doomed to fail, learn HOW to fish for the future. George is playing chess while we're all playing checkers :)

[@nothosaur]

Why not have both? Eat the fish and learn how to fish. Spend the night with Danielle, and arrange to meet with Neil to see what makes him tick.

[@mihaimarchidann5067]

@@nothosaur Worlds would collide

[@D_Cali_Life]

That’s how the 1% think

[@emailvonsour]

@@nothosaur ...why? he already attracted Danielle. He could ask himself.

[@megamoogles1234]

"George, I win" 😂😂😂 Competing with eachother without even meeting eachother. That's hilarious 😂😂

[@zorak1997]

The guy playing the part of Neil was Jason Alexander's stand-in on the show. Perfect casting.

[@drkissinger1]

Literally had this exact thing happen to me where a 10/10 told me I looked just like her husband and my first thought was, “I must meet this man.”

[@utahhoopsfreak8648]

You have a Niel!!

[@JohnWickBabaYaga556]

10s are thrown around pretty casually. 10 is perfect body perfect face. Perfect 10s less than 1/100

[@vytasffbismarck7001]

@@JohnWickBabaYaga556 well arent we picky, you must be Neil

[@ncapone87]

​@@JohnWickBabaYaga556 1/100 is a lot of people. That's like 70 million perfect 10s in the world

[@Real_Michael_Jordan]

@@JohnWickBabaYaga556Some women are so gorgeous, that it overrules the rest, it’s like a curve that raises everything to a 10

[@josemaria8177]

George acting like he could never talk to a beautiful woman, even though most of his girlfriends are out of his self proclaimed league

[@bngr_bngr]

Especially the wealthy ones.

[@silkywaves4254]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@silkywaves4254]

how he impressed them at the first place is still a mystery for me 😛

[@vanessabravo1774]

MARISA TOMEI DUDE, MARISA TOMEI 😮

[@AlvinValkenheiser-zs4dl]

​@@vanessabravo1774for some reason when I read this it was in Jerry's voice

[@videoselections3421]

I feel like there is an important lesson here. We all think we could do a lot better if we were Neil, but in reality there is a Neil within all of us.

[@maestro56777]

real

[@Ben-ee2xy]

All the great shows often have allegorical undertones

[@elpulpo800]

@@Ben-ee2xy There is no lesson here. This show went out of its way to NOT have lessons. That's anathema to Larry David.

[@art-fw7ci]

​@@elpulpo800More often than not text has meaning that is unintentional.

[@yellowblanka6058]

It's a silly sitcom plot, but there is some wisdom here: don't try to be more like somebody else (particularly when somebody is sending up flares that they already like you, lol), just be yourself.

[@cefinau]

1:08 perfect timing, the disappointment has time to sink in, then she finally adds, “no, you’re a little taller”

[@hymns4ever197]

The look on George's face after that is great too.

[@mb-ob2ye]

@@hymns4ever197hehe, smoldering.

[@commentandlikedistributor]

I admire your skills.. Mr. Peanut. The way he said it like a Bond villain

[@diatonicdelirium1743]

... and resort to petty villainy on his way out!

[@DhooomKetu]

Stop worrying about him George, you have OUTNEILED him 😂😂😅

[@12classics39]

“What if it’s Neil Armstrong?” “Then I’m going to Mars.”

[@franknew9001]

George could have responded "Then I'm going to Uranus."

[@necroplastful]

"So she wanted you to come up but you left because you thought some guy might be calling you???" I was in tears rewatching this 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jamezwashington_]

My favorite line 😂

[@Matthewjs33]

It's so frustrating to watch (in a good way).

[@freecasualgamer]

I love the banter George and Jerry have without offending each other seriously!

[@jonathanmyers2867]

2:36 "There's a new Neil in town!" 😂😂😂😂

[@NickGuariglia1]

"Marry me. I'll burn myself. I'll burn my parents!"... amazing line.

[@mattm7798]

even funnier once you meet his parents!

[@seanwilson5516]

I can hear Frank screaming SERENITY NOW! after George burns him.😂

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

​@@seanwilson5516And Estelle screaming "WHY, GEORGIE! WHY! I JUST HAD AN EYE JOB!"👁️👀

[@turquoisecat761]

I believe the actor who played Neil was Jason Alexander's stand-in during rehearsals.

[@luisangelEXALTA]

By any chance could give me his number?

[@alessandrocwilliam]

​@@luisangelEXALTA I have his number but I'm still waiting at home to see if he will call me.

[@cryptojihadi265]

​@@luisangelEXALTAlmao!

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

“I guess I showed Neil who’s Neil!” 😏 One of my favourite George lines! 🤣

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

He out-Neil'ed him

[@aristotle736]

Better than : GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET 😡 ? ,lol

[@hollyanderson4329]

I always loved how Jerry dealt with George!

[@MichaelHanleyRFSN]

"Some guy, some guy, Neil!" I love that line from George.

[@achandab]

🤣🤣 best line

[@MichaelHanleyRFSN]

It truly is.@@achandab

[@Mikee22ification]

She is one of the most beautiful women ever on Seinfeld

[@Thewesmen67]

Ture

[@u47mkbg]

her name is Chelsea Noble

[@UnderwaterShadow]

Not even close lol

[@zaphenath6756]

i guess some people like that blocky, angled face layout

[@RIUUI007]

@@u47mkbg She can noble my chelsea any time 😛

[@BrandonPenson]

George completely ignores a woman THAT fine, and then he wonders what his problem is... 😆

[@ericmiller9688]

George is too busy getting massages from Raymond . He doesn't have time for Danielle . Ha ha

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

​@@ericmiller9688🌈

[@hikingelevated]

"It's over Neil. I'm very happy with George. Now, it's finish our crepes." I don't know why this line is so damn funny 😅😅😅😅

[@jaya1000]

The Dominicans were rolling them too tight. Thats why you gotta get real cubans

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

​@@jaya1000#1 DAD!

[@Leirammag]

Jerry's "some times you do" 😂

[@mattm7798]

It's the little lines like that which really make this show genius. Most sitcoms would have made a big punchline joke, but Seinfeld just throws out a understated little quip, which is 10x funnier.

[@sexhaver420]

​@@mattm7798💯

[@fortunegulab9464]

She’s extremely gorgeous

[@boogitybear2283]

It’s Chelsea Noble aka Kirk Cameron’s wife.

[@x-Abraham-x2]

@@boogitybear2283thanks she’s gorgeous here

[@prmittal]

@@boogitybear2283 except that her and her hubby believe dinosaurs walked with man.

[@puremontana5010]

@@prmittalGod Bless 🙏

[@jennafox8556]

​@@prmittalHow do you know they didn't? Were you there?

[@johnnypolo1983]

I admire your skills, Mr. Peanut.

[@boisterousbillyclub2772]

One of the best lines ever

[@MikeG82]

"george... I win" that's underrated too

[@AlyssaIrvine]

🧐 ❤

[@dyates6380]

I will say, the woman who played the girlfriend in this episode was truly stunning. I'm not usually one to notice that type of thing on television because most everyone in that type of work is obviously good looking, but she was exceptional.

[@boogitybear2283]

She’s Chelsea Noble; Kirk Cameron’s wife. Yes, she’s a beautiful woman.

[@pronkb000]

Married to Kirk Cameron which drops her from like a 9 down to somewhere around a 3.5.

[@jennafox8556]

​@@pronkb000You're just jealous because he's a better person than you'll ever be. 😝

[@Ted_Sheckler]

George got Neil's number from her. But he goes home to not miss a call from Neil? When did Neil learn about George and get George's number all of a sudden ?

[@chrisrie9499]

Good point. I guess she exchanged both numbers.

[@00Kuja00]

Maybe he called him, but Neil did not pick up and George left a message?

[@doddeddo]

George is getting upset

[@rankobarensic]

​@00Kuja00 believe it or not I'm not home😊

[@00Kuja00]

@@rankobarensic xD

[@rjathar]

Perfect illustration of not being able to see the forest for the trees. So many great moments here too... Jerry shutting down every George hope; "you're taller"; "what's if it's Neil Armstrong?"; "out-Neiled Neil"; the Dominicans getting tied up in this; George disconnecting the IV ... Hilarious!

[@Guitarman7133]

HECK, NOW YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE FOREST BECAUSE THE TREES ARE ALL BURNT. THANKS TO OUR GOVERNMENT SETTING THESE FIRES TO PROMOTE ''CLIMATE CHANGE.''

[@fakename6658]

George's goal is to learn from Neil how to get many hot women. Thats more important than staying with just one hot woman.

[@redacted2275]

​@@fakename6658"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, teach him how to fish, yada yada yada..."

[@redacted2275]

2:23 Jerry is the one pointing this out... he's not "putting George down", he's just messing with him! jfc 🤦‍♂️

[@rjathar]

@@redacted2275 umm... I said shutting down, not putting down... Big diff... jfc :)

[@jasonsteinberg5404]

“Does Neil like to eat a big breakfast?”

[@kevinfrank8164]

I love that Neil Diamond outranks Neil Armstrong so much George does t even want to consider it

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

There was no comeback for that.

[@fakename6658]

Neil Armstrong sucked

[@gonzaloNMF]

I haven't laughed this loud in years! This is comedy gold!🤣

[@AM-br4ix]

I spoke with this actress Chelsea Noble and her husband Kirk Cameron once in Syracuse NY at the DestiNY Mall aka Carousel Mall. They were very sweet people.

[@KenKaniff-dw4jw]

Kirk Cameron the childhood actor?

[@mjn245]

Kirk CaMAGAron?

[@elflingskitten]

That's so cool, thanks for sharing! I didn't know Kirk Cameron is her husband, I admire him a lot.

[@pavelow235]

George Costanza is relatable in so many ways.

[@dovestones]

It’s nice for George that she thinks he works out

[@TheStuport]

You'd think Jerry would understand George sacrificing a Night with the Beautiful Woman so he could be home in case Neil called. I mean Jerry was practically going steady with Keith Hernandez at one time!

[@kevdimo6459]

Yes but Jerry couldn’t commit to moving Keith!

[@TheStuport]

@@kevdimo6459 Yep! That was The Deal Breaker! 🤣

[@kev3d]

Keith Hernandez? I *HATE* Keith Hernandez.

[@TheStuport]

@@kev3d 🤣🤣🤣 Just another Pretty Boy!

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

​@kevdimo6459 and he's not taking him to the airport!!

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

“That’s a nice 4 seconds.” That’s when any girl clicks like on your pics on social media! 😂

[@kurt6410]

His name is George. He's unemployed and he lives with his parents

[@amandaflynn5835]

MY NAME IS VICTORIA HI

[@dwainehiggins4451]

George is a little bit taller then Neil, better shape. Lol

[@Freakazoid12345]

lol, that and his facial expression right after got me.

[@NewWesternFront]

made the neil diamond/armstrong joke irrelevant

[@ElizabethJohnston-ti5nk]

CT c

[@Avigailish]

George is the best character🤷🏾‍♀️🥊 LOVE HIM

[@njoyridin3928]

"you've out Neil'd him" 😂

[@mattm7798]

1:15 you can hear the gears in George's brain kicking into over-drive!

[@redfox14-ffox]

Typical Costanza or any of the 4 main characters, something really good is right in front of them yet they somehow find a way to mess it all up, that is what makes the show so awesome (y)

[@Omerkosar]

He does not want 1 gem, he wants the secret to access all the other gems. Recipe > meal

[@teddybeer6206]

He doesn't want the meal, he wants the recipe.

[@albundy6008]

"There's a new Neil in town!!"

[@chancebrown106]

“I’ll burn my parents!” NASTY work 😭😭😭😭😭

[@ryanschultz4119]

Leave it to George to miss the forest for the trees!🤣

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

Would you like a SnackWell©?

[@srami004]

She was DOWN TO CHEAT?!!! Just realized that lol

[@MikeyLee559]

Like 85% of women out there today.

[@stevencramsie9172]

@@MikeyLee559 OK, calm down Mr. Tate

[@cryptojihadi265]

​@@stevencramsie9172he's. It far off. Married women are the easiest. All you have to be is "not their husband" And the Christian ones aren't a lot better.

[@youknowwho257]

@@stevencramsie9172 Just open you eyes Mr, denial, women have zero value nowadays. Before they were very expensive useless dolls, now they are worse than that, if such a thing is possible..

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

​@@cryptojihadi265As if you'd know.🙄

[@NineteenEightyFive]

george pulling the IV at the end is one of the most disturbing moments in the series and doesn't get talked about enough

[@woozertoo]

Recall from some interview that Jason improv’d that pull

[@redacted2275]

Yeah, everyone is avoiding talking about the last scene that literally freezes in the screen trying to hide itself... turn on your brain and stop using this "doesn't get talked about enough" crap.

[@redacted2275]

​@@woozertooOh Lordy, we should arrest him...

[@aristotle736]

I think Jason Alexander improvised that. Its not so disturbing.patient pushes the call light and someone comes and reattaches it

[@miamitten1123]

That's why they end up in prison in the final scene. All adds up to the wrongs they've done.

[@MK8Klexify]

2:04 What George Did Right There Is Exactly Why Most Of His Relationships Dont Work Out

[@codefinity]

"You've out-Nealed him!" :)

[@ConstantChinner]

I wanna be home in case Neil calls LOL

[@alwaysbeeurself]

He should have said, "George, you've been out-Neild."

[@DaveH8905]

“I’ll burn myself! I’ll burn my parents!!!!” 😂😂

[@emisor82]

Kramer's delivery of the "That's why you need real cubans" line is awesome:)

[@johngonzalez4298]

That is a nice 4 seconds 😂

[@steverogers7601]

lmao its such a dbag thing to say but so hilarious

[@doddeddo]

I admire your skills…Mr. Peanut 🥜 🎩

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

🧐🦯

[@coverlover9117]

This must be top3 most beautiful women on seinfeld

[@gwynnethcoan761]

I’m still laughing at “I’ll burn my parents”!!

[@michaelr3583]

Unplugging the iv at the end😂 Priceless🤣

[@ahmadfarrall2097]

Yes that was pure George, brilliant

[@gorkie6998]

george doesnt want just one beautifull girl, he wanted to find out the how he can get them all...

[@auggiecontreras8068]

There's a million restaurants in NYC, and they all end up at the same one 😅

[@cactaceous]

We all have our neighborhood diner. I used to have 3 but 2 closed so I just go to the same one all the time now. My daughter loves the coconut cream pie there.

[@miracas1206]

That actress is stunning!

[@FFLounge]

They seriously came up with some of the funniest and most ridiculous scenarios on Seinfeld.

[@JJA1594AOL]

Danielle, (Chelsea Noble), is married to Kirk Cameron.

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

"We are the Cubans!"

[@gabyjuen]

Maybe Neil was an intellectual and she admired him and felt protected. And she associated George with that because of his looks.

[@stevehartman1730]

My God shes beautiful

[@QuicksilverSG]

With her 80's hairdo shorn, you've got another Jerry look-alike.

[@franjk7114]

« Move in with me » 😂

[@cefinau]

George always wants to be someone he isn’t. He wants to be someone who could date beautiful women. When that finally happens, then he loses interest and instead, wants to be Neil.

[@redacted2275]

He always dates beautiful women... jfc the comment sections of this channel depresses me...

[@nowirehangers2815]

@@redacted2275don’t read em Groundbreaking idea

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

​@@redacted2275Even though you didn't actually spell it out, please don't take the LORD's Name in vain.✝️🛐

[@Andrea-cx9sv]

George-you never know/ Jerry- Sometimes you do😂

[@hanoc101]

Unplugging his IV 😂

[@billyhill434]

In Seinfeld reality you will always need to have a new girlfriend, so it pays for the characters to learn how to improve that skill.

[@jonvia]

"Marry me..I'll burn myselff...I'll burn my parents!" - A man who needs a summer to himself

[@JustSomeKittenwithaGun]

Funny how the name Neil is inside of Danielle

[@TBKGOLDY]

Neil is getting upset!

[@redmed10]

Great acting by jason Alexander. We are literally saying no george dont do it. Take the win but he just cannot. We are so often our own greatest enemies.

[@davidl570]

Little trivia: George disconnecting Neil's IV at the end of this ep. was totally improvised.

[@draneym2003]

I'm sure McCauley is fully responsible for going down 4-0. Funny if you act like an adult, you're a clown, but act like a toddler and you're a legend

[@nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870]

Neil: George, I win. 4:55 But George gets the last laugh

[@mattbybee5354]

You just never know.... sometimes you do 😂

[@abacab87]

This episode has got to be a top 10.

[@vudujl83]

exactly the same just that George is taller and in much better shape, lol

[@vaibhavkarol]

Jerry : What if its Neil Armstrong George : Then i'm going to Mars 🤣🤣

[@yellowblanka6058]

It's so like George to become so obsessed with the boyfriend looking like him that her constantly flirting with him just flies past him, lol.

[@u47mkbg]

Danielle -Chelsea Noble was beautiful 😘

[@robb2biago]

Mr Peanut, Ensconced in Velvet. Hilarious.

[@ANonyMouse627]

That last part George messing with the IV was so disturbing.

[@mnledesm]

Love how the actress almost cracked up when she said "you look like you're in better shape than Neil, do you work out?"

[@Tom-ok2rh]

You know just when you think you remember all of the Seinfeld episodes a clip is on KZbin that you can’t remember. I guess 25 years after the show ended my memory has deserted me.

[@kaushikandugulapati5025]

There’s a new Neil in town 😂😂😂

[@paulbraga4460]

Seinfeld made me crazy but i kept watching it...blessings to all

[@GunV-qu2nm]

If Danielle cheats on Neil she's no good

[@ghostdogzx-1474]

I think she broke up with Neil first though. But, yeah I get your point. Not a good sign if a girl dumps a guy she didn’t have problems with for a “better” version of him. She’ll likely do it again.

[@robertjensen1048]

Back in the early 90’s when this was made, women FAR outnumbered men in NYC. There was no Internet, and singles mostly met at work or bars. It was actually pretty common then and there for man to “date up”.

[@stealingbacktime590]

True and interesting. Maybe it's all the maids and nurses coming from overseas on work visas. They'll get citizenship and bring the family over. Nah, I don't quite care to look into it further.

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

The internet existed, but it was more like using an 8-track player to listen to Neil Diamond.💎

[@markspinozzi2882]

No you're a little taller than Neal!! You look like you're in a little better shape than him😂😂😂😂

[@alexshank1414]

George: “Like a mustache, or wearing a top hat, or a monocle, or a cane?” Jerry: “Who she dating? Mr. Peanut?” Sorry, Jerry. That is the description of the Monopoly Guy. Not Mr. Peanut.

[@alexshank1414]

@@johan.m.bergman True. Mandela Effect I guess. But Mr. Peanut never had a mustache.

[@SuperDibbya]

This scene is equally funny and infuriating at the same time

[@prinz89]

"Better shape"😂

[@evank3718]

4:24 Neil becomes the “English patient”, such a nice little joke to those listening closely

[@chrisb8655]

I didn't catch that until I watched it again just recently. Very clever. Lol

[@brunovalerio5689]

Her name is Chelsea Noble and she’s married unfortunately and to Kirk Cameron.