George R.R. Martin's BLANK PAGE (Game of Thrones / Taylor Swift's BLANK SPACE Parody)

[@sespider]

Four years old and this video parody still manages to be packed with foreshadowing. 😂

[@samueleandriolo4517]

Well nothing changed, still no book

[@betaraybill...]

7

[@ytmikelol]

9. Game of Thrones killed off the thing people loved most, it's own hype and fandom.

[@kissofarose100]

I think Martin has a blank page considering that the last book appeared 5 years ago ....

[@geert574]

In May he said there was still hundreds of pages to go. 2018 it seems if he doesn't loaf about

[@Kira-km9vj]

He needs 5 years for every book?

[@MenimoLP]

Buuuuuuurn

[@chiloi5875]

+Candy Trash he doesn't get all that time to write. Interviews, conventions and he is married. And when he gets time to write he must make sure everything is consistent. It's hard for big projects like this, I'm a writer too. It is so worth the wait though.

[@Kira-km9vj]

Neptune ♕ Sorry, I didn´t mean to make that a question. I am an author as well, and I had to write 3 years for a think book (german, though, because my english is crap.)

[@wolfscotter]

"Your sorrow is my playground! Your tears are the fountain I frolic in!" -George R.R. Martin

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

CURSE YOU MARTIN! 😣

[@Rabbit-uc5kg]

"I am the Red God!"

[@Bahr-im7pn]

@@Rabbit-uc5kg And not just because of this rash.

[@nobel87able]

"he did not say that" Sun Tzu, probably

[@amandasmith593]

I feel like not giving George a Death Note was a missed opportunity.

[@commanderjohnscott]

+Amanda Smith No worries, he has his in his mind.

[@tobiasbengtsson2112]

Missed opportunity to create the biggest genocide in human history? He writes digitally so you know he would copy and paste entire towns....

[@Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg]

Next one will be his if he does not go on a diet!

[@menduz2002]

Amanda Smith but the book is toooo small for grrm

[@ninaxwings]

It’s never too late 😂

[@stannisbaratheontheonetrue303]

I get the feeling I'm next

[@williamhartnell3096]

I think you lost your leg only

[@thechangeling3851]

+Stannis Baratheon The One True King I am sorry but Brienna kind of killed you...And while I have no sympathy (You burned your daughter after all) Getting caught by the Boltons would have been a far worse fate.

[@stannisbaratheontheonetrue303]

brownbearbreach T.G I'm referring to book me

[@blitzkrieg2142k]

+Stannis Baratheon The One True King Just fucking epic.

[@gaybroshevik4180]

+brownbearbreach T.G You maketh an ass of thineself

[@TeiwazTheGoat]

His eyes when he saw Jon Snow!!! XD Omg!

[@felixleidinger1670]

Joel West (evil grin) that was a hint for the ending of season 5, I assume. At least when they follow the books. But I really do hope you wont be able count this as an spoiler if episode 10 comes out. Nothing's sure yet ;)

[@TheCererean]

bindochnetsoblöd undgebmeinennamenan Except that Kit Harington is reportedly signed on for seven seasons. Then again, this *is* Westeros, and at the Wall to boot - dead people don't tend to remain that way for long. Still, a season or two of Zombie!Jon wouldn't be particularly satisfying...

[@Crick1952]

bindochnetsoblöd undgebmeinennamenan Well done...

[@bugo1381]

Joel West now you know why :)

[@clixiedust]

TheCererean No he isn't. That was a fake article

[@branphy238]

from a Game of Thrones youtube parody to a Netflix show, im so proud Emily Rudd 🥲

[@angelina0330]

Lyrics, enjoy! Dragons, dwarves, castles, kings. I could pen you incredible scenes. Magic, madness, incest, skin. Write your name and I thought ‘Old Gods, she’s the one, dense and rich, lots of fun, a fan favorite she’ll become.’ War, passion, intrigue, sin. Follow as she drives it all. Though choices. Can she win? _____ Fall in love, take the throne, become the best of Westeros, we can’t wait to see you grow - and then you’re mowed down by a stray arrow. You could die in a sword fight, or burn in dragon’s flames. Just when they think it’s all right, I cross off another name. So much death in the Seven Kingdoms, you could say I’m insane. ‘Cause you know I love kingslayers, and you love Game of Thrones! Westeros is a cruel land you won’t get very far. You could lose your sword hand, saving Brienne of Tarth. So much death in the Seven Kingdoms, you could say I’m insane. But I’ve got a blank page, baby. And I’ll write your name. Denial, sorrow too, how could she just up and die? Makes you rethink what you knew, about the rules in my world. Yes it’s true, no one’s safe, but it’s that what makes it great? Kill those you love, save those you hate. - Sorry, Sean Bean - Zombies, axes, giants, blades, many ways for gruesome fate. Red weddings, wildings, raids. Grab your head and smash your brains. to mush, bones to dust, decapitation is a must, in George RR you’ve gotta trust. - Kidding. I get off on killing everyone you love - You could die in a sword fight, or burn in dragon’s flames. Just when they think it’s all right, I cross off another name. So much death in the Seven Kingdoms, you could say I’m insane. ‘Cause you know I love kingslayers, and you love Game of Thrones! Westeros is a cruel land - brutal - you won’t get very far - nope - You could lose your sword hand, saving Brienne of Tarth - ouch - So much death in the Seven Kingsdons, you could say I’m insane, but I’ve got a blank page, baby. And I’ll write your name.

[@davidcas8367]

Thank you sooo much!! I'm Spanish so I didn't get all the sentences :)

[@DNAinstinct]

+asa0390 the second one is wrong, War, Passion, Intrigue, Sin. Follow as she survives it all. Tough choices, can she, win?

[@eyluls6535]

Thank you

[@candycigarette7202]

Daenerys's reactions to GRRM enthusiastically miming her horrifying potential deaths are just fantastic

[@elfberry]

Ok, that was pretty well done. Both of the caricatures were pretty accurate, too. Well made!

[@erikmattsson7522]

All three john aswell

[@elfberry]

Ah yes, forgot about him!

[@pfigor]

Cool dragon, by the way

[@hondokarr4222]

Erik Mattsson spoiler Jon snow gets stabbed to death by his fellow brothers

[@erikmattsson7522]

Hondo Karr joffrey dies in seasen 4 Now thats a spoiler

[@darrengamer8189]

...And 9 years later George R.R. Martin still has a blank page! :)

[@CursedOphelia]

It's the only show I'm actually scared when a favorite character is in trouble 😂

[@desmondng5375]

Lol true.

[@byronrush9802]

True

[@catelyntully9494]

This Dany look a lot like her book character, even in the attitude maybe if she was just a little smaller but anyway she is beautiful, great video.

[@teampecsonfam8392]

Emily Rudd really looks like a Targaryen

[@demetrewoods6342]

my guy Nick Mundy is all over the place now! This was pretty awesome :)

[@SethRadooshRivas]

I can't believe he did this, I hope they talk about this on Screen Junkies.

[@demetrewoods6342]

Seth Rivas I really hope they do! lol that's going to be too funny.

[@MariaVosa]

Didn't realise who it was until you pointed it out! That makes this video doubly awesome!

[@smorgasbord26]

Wow I didnt recognise him either. Cool I'm impressed he can do more than just shout loudly about awesome 80s action movies.

[@akashtayi2182]

Nick mundy is the best

[@roe7226]

Laughing my ass off. As a writer I get the cruel joy of offing characters you have deep inside. Admit it.

[@Sarah-hp6hb]

Same. I was talking to my friend and I brought up how I liked killing off loveable characters and she said it reminded her of Game of Thrones. Hence why I'm here.

[@indiciaobscure]

The cinematography is incredible! Dany is very beautiful. I agree with some that she more 'looks the part' than Emilia Clarke, but I understand why they cast a more mature actress- she has to seem more commanding and less innocent, and the sex scenes. Plus That moment of 2:18 where GRRM is standing on the dragon is epic!

[@Archway-9]

The background voices make him seem even more insane!!!!

[@Halohammer564]

That reference to Jon Snow's cliffhanger at the end tho

[@Ctrawets]

That face she makes when he says "I get off on killing everyone you love."

[@rachelstinnett3786]

I can't stop laughing at his pose when he says "oh old gods'. This was amazing. I'm still trying to get into Game of Thrones myself not only by watching the show, but I want to read the books too.

[@couldntdeal19]

sooo howd it go?

[@faisalmemon285]

Reading the books...........that must’ve been a horrible waste of time. I mean why? The last 2-3 books aren’t ever gonna be released because GRRMartin isn’t able to stand the backlash that is sure to happen.

[@derkommentartor8567]

@@faisalmemon285 because even if the last two wont come out the books are still great and have alot the show misses for example lady stoneheart

[@xySuperManxy]

This is still my favourite version of the song. The attention to detail parodying the music video and fun flourishes with set dressing and props really elevate this for me.

[@badwolfrose001]

6 years later and this is still one of my favorite parody videos ever.

[@iecko_]

Emily Rudd is actually closer to how I picture Daenerys when reading the books than Emilia Clarke

[@SG-je2qg]

YES

[@subbywan1422]

Yes! Though I'm glad we didn't have to see her turn into what Daenerys ended up as. But would have loved to watch her get similar post-GoT opportunities Emilia has earned.

[@Noctournis]

ROFL, but if you listen to the auidobooks, Roy Dotrice gave her a voice that makes her sound like a troll.

[@Joggi98]

Why hasn't this 23.075.855 views?

[@brandongomez3788]

Because science.

[@shaneweli]

HAL 9000 *Anyone that wants to meet TAILOR SWIFT for dinner go and take the lottery* Go To : twitter.com/MeetCelebsNow/status/707478081326419968

[@razwaller1922]

+Brandon Gomez rekt

[@kryptiqk2141]

Sheesh! I was NOT prepared for that Dany to be that freaking beautiful. My GOD! She is like a perfect sunrise\sunset beautiful.

[@kirkbrode]

That Dany is the fabulous Emily Ellen Rudd

[@karenlacey4549]

I want to KNOW, how this parody song is BETTER than a lot of music video's by " real" music stars ? Melody GOOd, good Lyrics creative video. The most creative parody video award goes to BLANK PAGE!

[@perseolain8910]

I LOVE Nami 😂❤🎉 Grand line cartography & Mother of Dragons 😝😏🤘🏾

[@vladimeme]

And here we are in 2024, waiting 13 years for him to finish the next book

[@ak102986]

Best part of this is when he said, "I get off on killing everyone you love." That is so right.

[@squamish4244]

George RR Martin's sexy dancing is an epic win.

[@jodomo4279]

I love how they allude to George's DOS machine whenever he sings "You could say I'm insane." Kind of clever.

[@carnsolus]

that look at the end when he sees jon... it looks to me like the video's saying he tried to kill jon and he thinks jon is dead now but jon isnt dead and he's coming back for revenge on george... rr martin...

[@morganellis7109]

I love rewatching this. Emily Rudd is so adorble!

[@g3ngar04]

4 years later and still one of the greatest videos on KZbin lol

[@ridered300]

Thanks to Nerdist, I usually hear pop parodies before the song they're parodying!

[@HollVids2]

was that Nick Mundy from Screen Junkies

[@DOCTAxSWAG]

Yes it was, and he killed the part xD (in a good way)

[@happyhufflepuff619]

Noice Roice He plays George R.R. Martin, he has to kill someone/something😂

[@oldmil1138]

Emily Rudd is so adorable!!!

[@exeroujin]

I came for Emily Rudd, I stayed for Nick Mundy. 😆

[@lordnemo6401]

omg is the guy from screen junkies thank you

[@VlVACHRlSTUSREX]

Seven hells

[@phoebesbridges1676]

Bastard.

[@VlVACHRlSTUSREX]

+Ramsay Bolton R.I.P

[@varangian2922]

Ramsay Bolton I am disappointed you didn't start a Flame war wth him

[@serbianbeyonder3847]

But you follow the Old gods?

[@sniffles3585]

This is weird now you’ve changed your name mr lumbago

[@Ashley-of6ro]

Add another name to the list... #HoldTheDoor

[@Гиена-х6р]

T_T

[@Fyrebrand18]

Too soon...

[@ViolentMessiah666]

add Marge, Loras, Lancel, Pycelle, Kevan, High Sparrow & Tommen to the bodycount

[@ViolentMessiah666]

+Finaly Dishonored Damn, yeah, totally spaced. Black Walder & Lame Lothar too #FreyPie.

[@kenkarlin2176]

;-;

[@cocolime6496]

The quality on this one is amazing.

[@kikphlip1080]

I can't believe it took me this long to realize that's Nick Mundy

[@michalfritz3581]

George RR Martin: spends his whole life writing complex characters with well thought out archs, that suit their motives, tehdencies and experiences. D and D: we want money can you write faster? George RR Martin: Well since I would like to keep it at high quality... D and D: never mind we got it George RR Martin: *looks in shock* What happened to Daenerys? D and D: With the help of plot armor she defeated Cercei, they surrendered, she won, THEN SHE DECIDED TO OBLITERATE THE ENTIRE FU*KING KINGS LANDING FULL OF CHILDREN, WOMEN AND UNARMED MEN George RR Martin: *looks into distance* am I a joke to you?

[@teamblack204]

That's exactly what happened :/ D and D killed all the chracter developments in 6 episodes

[@Naro-el3tt]

@@teamblack204 you mean, in four seasons.

[@teamblack204]

@@Naro-el3tt The first 6 seasons were good, season 7 was okay but season 8 was lame. So no, 6 episodes.

[@Naro-el3tt]

@@teamblack204 No, they werent. You may have liked them, I did like some parts of the 5 and 6, but they are, without doubt, bad. EDIT: how can you not remember "bad poosey" or how they handled Stannis

[@TheWidowStewart]

This dialogue really puts the fiction in fan fiction.

[@oakator]

I seriously can't stop watching this.

[@LGranthamsHeir]

oakator Agreed. It's as good as the original 'Blank Space," if not better.

[@bilbo8808]

Same If I wanna re watch game of thrones all I have to watch this and it makes me wanna watch game of thrones

[@darthnito6336]

this changed the real version for me forever, and I mean that in a good way, I use to hate the real song but now when I hear it Ill think of this song.

[@JayScarim]

Darth Nito same here with Shake It Off because of the Supernatural parody.

[@thenameless2379]

Sanji sees her as Danny. There's going to be more blood coming out of his nose than the red wedding😂

[@AmeenRidwan]

Who else is here to see Emily Rudd after watching One Piece

[@RichardWood420]

Me 😂

[@phatpat63]

I was shocked to realize recently that this was the first place I had seen her.

[@hamedpoker9976]

i was her fan before that🗿

[@HiHowdyDoody]

Well done! 👍🏼🙂🏅👏🏆

[@aidenjames_6103]

Who?

[@infjelphabasupporter8416]

What readers think writers feel killing characters: What writers actually feel: 😭

[@sufianabuahmad7781]

Mundy killed it man

[@OfficialRedTeamReview]

Lol

[@aramath4055]

I want her to facesit me

[@shanerickabaugh723]

I love your channel keep up the good work

[@vidarDJ16starkill]

That moment when he says "And I'll write your name." Is just SO chilling! Awesome!

[@ronaldratcliffe3193]

Honestly a stray arrow would have been a better and more fitting death, keeping in line with the GoT universe. Main characters dying in random and humiliating way.

[@deandrethomas9703]

2 years late but let me just say Joe Abercrombie

[@soulcold1]

This is so impactful now!

[@maxwu5632]

John snow walks in. 😶 I can't kill him...it's not possible...

[@maxwu5632]

*Jon Snow

[@elliest55]

*Jaehaerys Targaryen

[@joimumu]

Or it could be : didn’t I kill him already? Face

[@Sneakypenguin8216]

That girl is suuuper pretty, and the costumes are great. Nice parody, haha.

[@quinton9483]

there should be a second one, like a parody of Shake it off or something. I would die to see that

[@BanditIncorporated]

MUNDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Owen-wx5ex]

BanditIncorporated Hi bandit!

[@rhyansans8693]

Depois de 5 anos eu estou aqui

[@salmaselouani8256]

I was laughing but then I saw Ned Stark and I started crying...

[@theuseraccountname]

This is one of the very few actually good parodies on KZbin! Good job guys! I'm saying that for the seamlessness, acting, and scenery, because I've never actually seen even a single GoT episode.

[@sovietcomradeash]

George R.R Martin standing on the iron balcony waiting ready to cross off another name

[@Ceadra01]

only now checked the description after watching 10 times. All this time I kept thinking it was Nick Mundy portraying George. After reading I'm grinning knowing it really is Nick in this video. Also really love this parody, SO perfect.

[@branphy238]

Here to say that here's where i met Emily Rudd, and she has been confirmed as Nami for One Piece live action 🥺

[@billyjenkins6977]

just realised that part of the beat is made with sword sounds. i really like that actually

[@pavlemash1777]

oh old gods shes the one LOL

[@starry_birdie9893]

Two of my favourite artists combined...

[@dragicavarkas7970]

¨and i`ll write your name¨ and John Snow is coming in ....It was a prophecy

[@Clothy22]

Love the A Dance With Dragons spoiler at the end.

[@ZombieMaster420]

This is fine art. A truly scathing critique of the magnum opus of a deeply strange author. And it has aged magnificently

[@griffinnb5775]

Yay, it's finally on KZbin!

[@BudgetBugout]

That was perfect!

[@Deakson123456]

His face at 2:19. Get's me every time.

[@spiderjeranimo4992]

Will he hurry up and finish the books before the series has to wing it. :)

[@andwatifisedno]

They are not going to "wing it" because he has let HBO know how everything turns out in the end, but they are going to have to improvise because the next season is both book 4 and 5 and seeing as we know for sure book 6 isnt coming out this year, the next season of GoT will be ahead of the book series.

[@Dandelion_Stitches]

Amanda Walker You assume HE knows how it's going to turn out. :) He's been making shit up in the books as he goes, which is why the last 2 took so long and why they sucked compared to the first 3... he has basically written himself into corners and has been stretching it while he tries to extricate it.

[@jacklovejoy5290]

Winkberry he should ask Branden Sanderson for help, he got Robert Jordan out the corner he wrote himself into in the Wheel of Time series

[@Dandelion_Stitches]

Jack Lovejoy I would be totally okay with that. :) Sanderson rules!

[@robertballard2053]

Jack Lovejoy I loved Wheel of Time :)

[@kevinklement2621]

I enjoy that his computer has a CRT monitor -- it makes it easy to believe that he's writing on WordStar for DOS.

[@jackiecortez2064]

George R.R. Martin sure found a blank page for Jon Snow.

[@davidallan6389]

Don't think I have ever seen anyone happier than Nick Mundy running with that sword

[@SottileGioia]

I knew I've seen Nami before!

[@Ellisepha]

This Daenerys is much more beautiful than the actual actress. Great work!

[@jostockton.]

+Lamiria eh, they're both just kind of average-pretty, not like Lena Headey or Sophie Turner.

[@eggmancorp]

This is perfect! I enjoyed it 100 times more than the original song! xD

[@dimn9403]

Jon snow enters, looks at George with a serious face George: NOOOO NOT YOU

[@jumpstopentertainment5148]

That my at towards Jon Snow at the end. Lol. R.I.P Jon Snow-For the Watch

[@jumpstopentertainment5148]

Sorry I meant that nod toward Jon Snow at the end

[@Edmond314]

Fitting song for Rhaenyra now

[@StylesVI]

I've never been so attracted to George R.R. Martin until now.

[@sugarthekitty8689]

I don't even watch Game of Thrones and haven't read the books either, and I love this song!

[@thesmoog734]

Might have been on everybody’s mind, but Nerdist called it on John Snow.

[@alexryan9540]

YES! This made my day complete. I knew I wasn't the only one who thought of George R.R. Martin when I heard the song.

[@Cemtexify]

Kind of disappointed this isn't about winds of winter still not being out

[@iamyou2376]

OMG THIS AND THE GAME OF THRONES BACKGROUND MUSIC IS SO CATCHY

[@ross8626]

I'm here only for Emily! 😍😍😍

[@xerono148]

"Just when they think its safe" *George: SIKE GOTTT EEMMMM*

[@rotabush]

I liked the Jon Snow spoiler at the end

[@wolfhound7919]

Sam Brown because Jon Snow will return as a shapeshifting Zombie Wolf.

[@tintinsalz]

Not only was it a fun and catchy song, which is now stuck in my head THANKS!, but it was funny and really watchable! Love it!

[@ronnie4697]

Ah, but it reminds me of the good old days. Back when GOT was young and D&D actually gave a damn. Alas, give THOSE boys a blank page and the only thing dying will be your story. Who would have known rich kids can get bored so easily?

[@vladislavlinkiavitchious5859]

This song is addictive

[@fritz5940]

If only the later seasons stuck with all of this

[@thenameless2379]

Now it's official. Nami really is royalty.

[@HelloItsMikkan]

This is a prediction of Danny's demise

[@domgk-rx5ih]

He's right about one thing, the unpredictability makes it amazing🙂

[@zombiekillaps3396]

How can someone be so beautiful Im talking about George of course

[@FeloniousAngel]

This made me really happy, actually. Thank you.