Get it twisted, we WILL hit e today (Balatro)

[@A_Lily_by_Another_Name]

Me discussing the syllabus for our alphabet lesson with my two year old:

[@Dyerhea]

+2

[@Erossssssss]

- - 2

[@miffedmeff7302]

+2 Me moving on to basic arithmetic:

[@torridweiss]

+2 ​@@miffedmeff7302

[@Sachixd]

@@miffedmeff7302 +2

[@rickilydickily]

2:23:36 me when someone asks me if i have any peaches, apples, oranges, or bananas.

[@stf29]

+2

[@ras0k]

nice one

[@xdislam2712]

+2

[@X17xRJx17X]

1:40:49 when my dog wants to go play outside but the temperature is below zero

[@GamerMeiogordo]

+2

[@dimproductions5022]

+2

[@jean-nicolasd9322]

bro i read it forgot about and when he screamed it i lost it

[@yhm3607]

+2

[@ducker.shmucker2]

+2

[@olivedog]

51:17 karl marx attempting to instill class consciousness in the proletariat

[@marklund117]

+2

[@urmomgaylol]

+2

[@yhm3607]

+2

[@judeau7144]

Lmao

[@Boofski]

Cringe commie

[@Videogamer96_]

49:52 My DnD partner when I pay the toll to cross back over the bridge a 7th time

[@FioFiorello]

59:24 NL does the best impression of a phone on vibrate ive ever heard

[@ereynolds72]

I fucking cackled

[@GoldenBeholden]

+2

[@ChillLobbyOnly]

HOLE EE

[@Vyuel]

Omg wtf 😭

[@nintendokid9980]

Just as I read this comment he made the noise I was shocked quite honestly

[@kenallsop7502]

2:20:45 Me when I'm Edward Seymour telling a nine-year-old Edward Tudor that his father has passed away

[@SoupEmperor]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@LeMechung]

22:59 me when I'm the Roman emperor devising a new way to entertain the masses

[@turkishradish]

+2

[@roostangarar]

+2

[@helloludi3100]

+2

[@hatered6434]

8:37 Me telling my friends I’m going to the Griffith observatory:

[@JB-xl2jc]

Check out that new reactor when you're there brother

[@Antsapantsa]

8:36 the inventor of the microscope after being questioned on why his invention is so small

[@kenallsop7502]

21:46 Me at a family wedding spotting a jovial man going table to table

[@DatWingMan]

1:11:40 Me when I’m a gardener monk and my apprentices ask to take over for me:

[@not_ryuka]

underrated

[@doishid]

1:37:02 Viking reacts to your uncertainty of getting home without a gps

[@ducker.shmucker2]

easy +2

[@notarat9303]

imagine not knowing nl streams and has a chat and you stumble upon this video where he's arguing with the air every five seconds

[@nik-xyz]

I've never seen chat for this man, I assume this was true

[@Oxxyjoe]

wait, he streams? lol

[@leandro2004]

now that i read this i can´t stop imagining he is a schizophrenic talking with absolutely nobody ahahah

[@Oxxyjoe]

@@leandro2004 well he does take the input of a completely heterogeneous twitch chat and singularize it into a personality he can respond to. I don't know what that is called but I imagine it's a skill kinda like being a mime

[@evergreen2881]

His youtube-only videos are exactly that though lol.

[@gab3x_554]

53:58 Me when I'm going band for band at the function.

[@atlasatlasatlas333]

+2 😭

[@notsonuclear]

​@@atlasatlasatlas333 dollars?

[@camelat7228]

this is the best one

[@ashtonnnr9002]

7:38 me when i’m in a race car simulator and its really immersive

[@yukonhyena2957]

+2

[@duruldavrasl5748]

2:20:21 me when I see a poor nun

[@TemmiePlays]

[@stefanmirev8873]

+2

[@Mythis1]

🤣

[@subtleknife1]

I swear twitch chat would backseat Balatro University while he has 19 jokers and 250 negative cryptids on ante 35

[@JB-xl2jc]

Those who know what they're talking about just enjoy the show. Those who don't, chat fervently and constantly

[@incription]

this egg genuinely makes ass plays

[@litapd311]

what do you mean by negative cryptid? isn't that the spectral card?

[@winter945]

​@@litapd311perkao is a legendary joker that gives you negative copies of consumables, if you are on ghost deck or have one of the jokers that give you spectral cards you can make negative copies of them, usually you get 50 copies of cryptid then copy a steel card that many times, getting you to the score that breaks the game a bit

[@subtleknife1]

@@litapd311 yeah, there is a legendary joker called Perkeo that gives you a negative copy of a random consumable in your inventory at the start of each blind

[@sagecolvard9644]

That "Guy who's never heard of Calculus" is my new 2nd favourite chatter roast

[@chasemsutton]

Timestamp?

[@soxic-y8e]

@@chasemsutton1:29:10 ish

[@mr.pastrami5153]

What's the first?

[@sagecolvard9644]

@@mr.pastrami5153 I'm not sure anything will ever beat ""I can't"?, no that's the problem, you CAN! And you WILL from now on!"

[@ZOMBYZILLA42]

I read this right when he said this. Unreal

[@Malao558]

At this point Localthunk should put out a patch that adds little Egg glasses to Vagabond on exactly NL’s copy of the game.

[@That-_-Guy]

Thats what I’m sayin

[@EMANUELEBINACCHI]

24:52 The United States' Boeing Defence, Space & Security company when told that there is enough material to build a satellite but that they shouldnt, since there are already 3000 orbiting the planet, and some might even need to get rid off of:

[@killerdog001]

1:40:49 me when my dog asks me what 0 -1 is

[@dergodi]

why would you do me like this. that was way funnier that it deserves credit for

[@raycesikenah]

+2

[@ras0k]

goated

[@protolad2458]

-1 (+3)

[@TheCColumbus]

@@dergodi facts i was crying

[@MMorangatang]

there was something so funny about NL telling a chatter that Balatro has been out on the Switch for a month.

[@colins2876]

MORE than 1 month. Still true.

[@HungryRonflex]

8:36 James Webb at the planning stage

[@flansburgh1100]

2:13:58 'ye olde hot wings recipe' is a hilarious bit and I shall perish upon that mount.

[@theturdflinger]

Him roasting chat at 42:00 for bringing up temperance money and keeping satellite over egg because satellite gives him money is so on point. I think he killed off the egg because it was giving him competition

[@nate.draws.things]

Chat trying to backseat while not understanding his very simple plan to play the glass cards at the end, it nearly drove me insane.

[@GalexiDude]

2:43 When I'm on survivor and I'm explaining what an immunity idol is.

[@GalexiDude]

4:10 The first ancient Sumerian who realized they could trade goods in exchange for currency

[@felix56p]

2:12:42 me when im late to work and a guy using his phone as a mic walks up to me

[@doishid]

36:02 POV: you have destroyed all the end crystals and are now melee'ing the dragon

[@blackmage1276]

+2

[@DibbzTheLoner]

-2

[@doishid]

@@DibbzTheLoner come on man that sounds exactly like it

[@StrawEgg]

it does sound exactly like that. x2

[@thediddler4013]

For christ's sake, please make a Balatro playlist

[@heykak]

NL doing any housework with the youtube channel? NAHHH

[@jedkep1]

Just type balatro northernlion and filter playlist

[@shirdzz]

We're early youtube let's players of course we don't keep our channels organised

[@iconica9516]

the bootleg NLSS in the corner:

[@dylan10182000]

​@@iconica9516damn bootleg NLSS I haven't heard that name in forever. I guess Librarian kinda took up that mantle huh

[@richardrolison9932]

2:05:50 literally my dad if he played balatro

[@edoardobrunomazzitelli717]

+2

[@flocki3958]

1:08:09 Misty after her Starmie has no more HP and she has to call it back into its Pokeball

[@MemoryVague]

1:52:10 gives the red-seal king steel instead of glass, I scream 1:55:05 copies the red-seal steel king, says it would "be better if [it] were glass before," I scream anew

[@austinmartinez8207]

honestly not even a bad play. red seal steel kings are the key to getting the most points.

[@MemoryVague]

@@austinmartinez8207 not with sock and buskin they're not

[@ras0k]

1:57:38 hovers mouse over the Justice, clicks next round anyway with only 1 tarot card in hand

[@ras0k]

@@austinmartinez8207 my brother in Balatro you don't understand how glass works

[@ras0k]

@@MemoryVague even with no sock and buskin glass still gives more than steel unless you have a Mime

[@RandomAutist]

Holy shit 2 hours Baldatro video. HE IS COOKING.

[@miffedmeff7302]

2 hour pre-sleep buffer goes hard

[@MrSrepins]

It's literally a 2 hour tournament? Maybe don't be a moron for the entire day ok.

[@TimTim3000]

Or is he cooked

[@JB-xl2jc]

There's something real nice about taking an edible, laying down to a nice long Balatro vid, and seeing if you can get through the whole thing before falling into a quality potnap

[@Hunter-po8jy]

1:31:14 The whole club was popping off when he finally sold Vagabond

[@islek7]

i’m at the 52 minute mark and i an astonished that 1.) he held onto vagabond for 40 more minutes and 2.) the run even lasted 40 more minutes

[@islek7]

christ in heaven he bought it in the second run

[@CatoCanadian]

Mr President there’s been a second Vagabond

[@myspicyclips6402]

holy fuck you guys are so annoying it’s the most fun run ever and all you can do is yap about vagabond. unreal

[@emmettdwalker]

@@islek7 I literally had the exact same experience

[@nanoco1000]

Normally I'm on the side of "fuck the chatters they don't know what they're doing" but that egg sell to buy a showman that does nothing for you after earlier saying that he was at a place where he could reasonably be self sufficient with generating tarot cards is insane

[@JB-xl2jc]

I don't even know if it qualifies for type A or not, but it bothered me that he angrily dressed down chat for suggesting selling satellite because he says that the econ from it saved the run. Then 120 seconds later he sells egg and admonishes chat for "money being the be all end all" for them lol

[@mlgmcdonaldsland7063]

Actually went into a manic episode watching that

[@QuanionTM]

2:13:53 casually skipping that x2^6 to keep constellation

[@Mythis1]

Not sure how you’re getting x2^6, but if he put blueprint on the photograph, wouldn’t that be x2^8? Making x258 mult, which would go absolutely crazy. Assuming it works how you’d think it works and retriggers photograph (and blueprint) each time the sock and buskins retrigger it. That might’ve actually been the biggest misplay possible.

[@niLnevyH]

11:56 me when i found out tesla lets you customize the car horn noise

[@miffedmeff7302]

40:31 If he sold egg the world would've gained another Type A

[@miffedmeff7302]

Nvm guess who just became a Type A

[@teinwinbaldikan989]

You spoke too soon and the timeline changed brother

[@hhaxden]

The way the side chain compression releases when NL goes quite and the music swells while the fire roars sounds so perfect.

[@Hunter-po8jy]

bro got married to that vagabond, should have sold it over satelite

[@harrygeoffrion4520]

The problem was that he was playing flush. It just doesnt scale well. Im surprised he made it to 30 MIL

[@jblen]

I recently heard NLs old voice for the first time and whoever was speaking right at the start sounded exactly like old NL. For a moment I thought maybe this was a shared channel this whole time but then i remembered I've seen NL with webcam sounding like that so they must just sound the same.

[@BaneOfXistence4]

You're right. He does have a similar timbre in his voice to old NL. It also reminds me a little of that NL neural AI that somebody did a few years back.

[@hunchie]

I think that’s baertaffy

[@TrippyPheebs]

36:07 me at any given moment in a fromsoftware developed videogame

[@kasm7870]

It was in this vod I learned your deck does not reshuffle once fully drawn lmao, I lost with a 19 card deck because I stopped drawing cards and was extremely confused.

[@CatoCanadian]

The constant vagabond use has me rocking back in forth like a mad man muttering how I’m not type A to myself

[@wyldenites]

As this video came out, a few hours earlier, I hit my own 3E...13 for the first time. Increased odds, blueprint polychrome, 2x Bloodstone, with repeating Aces. My heart was pumping.

[@dergodi]

To all the Time Stamp Jokers in the comments, always remember that you are appreciated and im wishing you nothing but the best in live and may your days shine bright for the rest of our lives. You guys made me laugh more than once and im glad i get to witness it

[@voidmage102]

1:11:38 zeus conversing with mortal kings hungry for glory

[@user-fw8wt4qo3o]

1:30:11 Me when the fourth track of King Crimson's "Larks' Tongues in Aspic" comes on.

[@hanatwothreee]

me when it’s estrogen injection day:

[@miraclePoints]

+2

[@hexyoutubeaccount]

+2

[@CatoCanadian]

+2

[@shaysplat713]

+2

[@joshavery]

+2

[@ultraheaven8968]

Mama Liz's e oil finally delivered

[@GalexiDude]

3:30 Me when I realize I can just wash my suit instead of buying new ones

[@charwyrm8702]

2:20:45 me when my friend comes out as a trans man

[@minoibwoi14]

+2

[@Plankner]

2:05:39 Me when I'm no longer interested in persuing adult relationships

[@multiperson86]

7:33 Me when I'm watching this video at 1.25x speed

[@yujiyujix]

hi tomo

[@christian5256]

hi tomo

[@waterbender6427]

Idk why everybody is complaining about vagabond, watching him use a billion tarot cards is fun. Potential mult from fortune teller feels more valuable than the dollar he gets from selling his change suit cards though

[@juice17776]

The way he says dookie gives me brain worms

[@Haanski]

He did it all for the dookie, the what? The DOOKIE!

[@krangel212]

2:19:16 me, a fortune telling dating guru, informing an unlucky bunch of fellows about the future of their relationships

[@Bubblehead64O]

Two hour Balatro video dipped in Papa NL's Chili oil

[@william14able]

I swear I’m gonna lose my mind. Giving up 2 hand size when going to steel cards and flushes. My brother in Christ. What are you thinking?

[@torgor_]

Lebron James reportedly skipped bloodstone while in possession of three sock and buskins and a deck full of kings, asked to leave the club

[@AyleidCraft]

Keeping swashbuckler on the left hand side when going for a high score

[@richpie6308]

Oh I'm twisting brother

[@ReverendQuattroBajeena]

His plans are measured in centuries.

[@ryk7025]

53:28 Genuinely burst out laughing at this

[@izzielghiffary7210]

minimum wage mcdonald worker at 9pm 50:10

[@bungacowa3851]

Me when explaining important constants in math after talking about pi for 2 hours:

[@zgavar]

Me when an intractable object is in front of me

[@GalexiDude]

3:15 My realtor when I want to buy part of a house

[@romantempleton5757]

Bear sounds like they ran NL's old videos through an AI speech generator in the opening.

[@bl0ndi550]

2:14:20 me when i need to order a box of chicken wings in central london

[@Eggxaviers]

1:09:41 I saw ride the bus pop up and felt the type A chatter in me fighting to come out

[@GenesisHD]

“Looking forward to it” MOMENTS before “it” happens is so funny😂 1:25

[@RedNinja115]

2:00:43 curious but wouldn’t his joker placement be better until he plays his glass face cards to move blueprint beside the celestial joker or whatever he’s called

[@itzleb631]

Enelle has single-handedly turned me to a type a chatter

[@TheUltimateShade667]

Chats hatred of the clown is hilarious to me.

[@dragonmonitor]

egg burns $50 every shop in rerolls just to get 3 tarot cards (2 of which he’ll sell because they’re trash)

[@GalexiDude]

2:30 When the king who's known for sorcery banishes me from the kingdom

[@exorphitus]

Egg is such an invisible joker addict. He just can't help himself.

[@Zettabyte7]

I know this 2 hour video will turn me from a type A into a type AA, and yet I watch.

[@Ryan38475]

isnt it better to nuke one suit, cuz u will still be able to flush with all other 3 suits

[@jordanleighton6893]

4:07 the baseball comment was right, well done

[@Vasciras]

Skipping that polychrome + glass card hurt my soul a bit

[@SuperionMaximus]

What type of chatter is the one who gets probably even more annoyed than NL about backseaters giving tier F- advice like getting rid of a negative joker?

[@SoupEmperor]

2:05:29 Me when Walter White has rigged the wheelchair of my archnemesis with many explosives

[@RichardBiggind]

is this an older version of the game where magician only upped one card at a time

[@gz7006]

Balatro: the movie

[@TeamFortress2Official]

(2028)

[@ceno8410]

2:04:19 me when I walk into the wrong class and don’t know what the subject is

[@zoe7696]

1:49:40 skipping photograph to keep constellation 😭 hurts me physically

[@savagetim]

Wait a second, were the steel king's triggering multiple times in hand??

[@minoibwoi14]

If it had red seal yeah.

[@WrestlerMD66]

The double vagabond throw made me rage harder than any NL content since Baba is You

[@electrosaur2060]

We’re type A chatters of course we complain about every move

[@kiyokiyoko]

knocking hand size down to 5 for his steel card flush build will go down in history as one of the plays of all time

[@jabbawabs]

Wake up honey, feature length NL vid just dropped!

[@ilanfl1234]

he gets really tilted with the backseating in this one

[@misael22]

IT'S NEGATIVE, MY DAWG!

[@Gumunista]

When he sold the egg i almost cried

[@mlgmcdonaldsland7063]

But what about the 9 dollars a round from satellite 💀

[@nicknelson1975]

Photograph @ 1:49:44 woulda gone crazy.

[@jonathanhamilton5520]

Were balatro guys of course we click to watch the egg take us to the moon

[@Bennerz]

NL doing a 5 of a kind build and not using all his discards before playing the first hand of the round like he has Mystic Summit when he doesn't challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)