Getting "Physical" with your Sibling and Our Scary AI Futures - Dropouts

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What's up everybody! This episode is all over the place and believe us we wish the title was a lie but you just gotta hear this story for yourselves...
Along with getting jiggy with their sibby, the boys become country music stars (realizing that's not helping with the title and all...), Zach and Jared put their love lives on blast, and we react to our AI generated children and the results may surprise you. Thank you for tuning in and we hope you enjoy!
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[@YeahThatsKyle]

My weekly dose of hearing a master manipulator and sweet little test tube baby talk for 1hr ❤

[@laurenroupe2321]

A healthy balance we all need

[@planamanagement7314]

😂

[@b_unbothered2829]

toxic, but in a wholesome kind of way

[@emmahuffxo]

TOO ACCURATE LMFAOOOOO

[@cat_i12]

This comment is my new hyperfixation

[@raquelsaavedrae]

i like how zach is like "it happens" and jared is speechless like hooking up with your sibling isn't a major fear for every test tube baby ever

[@kkymbb]

idk how else to say it.. but i love zach’s energy. this man is so chaotic and i feel so seen hahah but you guys balance each other out so well and i just love this podcast 🤍

[@Tonenokea]

Jared wants to experience “black boy joy”😭

[@izzydevor]

I just found the Dropouts Podcast recently and I'm hooked. I watch your episodes every day and you guys are some of the few people on the internet that make me actually laugh out loud. Thank you for making such awesome content!! :)

[@anitagrebic8567]

Me too 😊

[@andyimes2419]

They are so lovely I've been listening for over a year now

[@one567]

How do you like it? i think Zach is funny AF

[@jeffersonramos5495]

pretty funny podcast

[@adelaidefitzgerald1935]

I discovered this podcast last week and this is the first new one I’ve watched since finding it, thrilled to be here

[@jakesiebs1818]

The 2nd advice question, WILD. The first advice, however, couldnt have heard it at a better time, that advice from zach hit so deep, may or may not have shed a tear 😅. Appreciate all 3 of you!!

[@Alexandra-et3kj]

You guys should always have an advice segment. I loved these words of wisdom. They came at the perfect time thank you. Except about that half sibling thing I could've lived without that one lmao

[@addie2822]

Zach going at it with handsome in the ad break 😂😂😂

[@jacobkwan9039]

Zach's freestyle country is such a hidden underrated talent

[@SashaSunflower28]

The fact that I could have seen my fav duo in NYC a day before my birthday is crazy to me. Fucc being poor, man. 💔 But ily both have a great show!

[@DropoutsPodcast]

Dm us on Instagram!

[@pittsburghstellers2931]

Did you get to go?

[@SashaSunflower28]

@pittsburghstellers2931 Unfortunately, no, even DMd them. But that's 100% okay, them even noticing me was so cool.

[@pittsburghstellers2931]

@@SashaSunflower28 👍

[@Drewzdev]

@@DropoutsPodcast hussy

[@reelfinsfishn3869]

I love handsome! He is so much like my boy. For the neuter question. They say it’s better for their health to get snipped. We held out till he was 3 but he has terrible allergies so we finally had to snip them.

[@AngelFlores-xj2vb]

Gotta bring back team whole milk and team swaggdaddy....Alyssa also needs a team name!

[@Paradigm7977]

If potentially getting Chlamydia because you accidentally slept with your half brother at a party, doesn't scare you out of having one night stands with strangers, you should re-evaluate your life

[@Hazel.Holmes]

In the past month or two I have watched every episode and with out fail they make me laugh every time ❤

[@h0tp0ckets7]

Genuinely my favorite podcast u guys r hilarious

[@darrellhenry9152]

“We rocking with Jared because Jared is rocking with us.”

[@jakekluss9546]

38:05 BRO THIS ONE HITS

[@dionelladasilva]

so i’m from south africa - and it was a gas burst - the white vans are taxis and they’re everywhere in south africa 😂😂 love you guys 😂❤️

[@marcoerasmus4170]

Awe just commented exactly this

[@jopwarmy]

Chemical engineer here. Even at low pressure if there’s a leak then overtime a large amount of gas can buildup in a dead volume 53:10

[@LoMo-jd5tp]

Jared: "i think people underestimate how much i can take" Me: "aww jareds such a good bottom"

[@caitlinmillington6094]

I literally thought handsome was like a severely deformed rottweiler 😂😂😂, he isnt giving *bulldog* 😂😂

[@AllieLindeman]

"its my favorite thing to do....... EXEPT FOR "* points at Alissa* "Pickle ball!" "jared"

[@chasetanquilut6943]

i just want to know who jared’s special lady is already 😭😭😭

[@Doctor_whom]

why?

[@jakekluss9546]

@@Doctor_whomI think some people are just curious because they bring it up pretty often some episodes

[@chasetanquilut6943]

@@Doctor_whombc i care…? seeing jared so happy about a girl is so wholesome

[@one567]

Indiana 90% sure 10% don't care lol

[@keithhasafastcar]

​@@one567no way he would date her after hearing how she treated zach when they were together

[@ilay3379]

Jareds song actually made me tear up

[@duardkotze8958]

Watching from south-africa. Those white vans are actually our taxis.

[@WGoutdoors]

Was searching for this comment hahaha otherwise I would have posted it. Feels weird seeing SA represent in this podcast.

[@katherinanikole]

I'm starting to develop a crush on Zach

[@darrenbaxter1248]

It was definitely Zachary’s mum that said that thing abt black guys shoulders just from Jared’s reaction

[@vernonbenton2654]

I thought it would be grandpa Larry

[@elsewhere904]

Just discovered this podcast. This whole team is so talented! Great chemistry.

[@reelfinsfishn3869]

Also bulldogs will learn but they are so stubborn it doesn’t mean they don’t know how they just don’t want to

[@Boatanga]

Crazy to have somebody write in and say I cheated on my boyfriend with my brother and got an STD and gave that to my boyfriend and the advice is just lie to him and gaslight him

[@deranged0ne817]

I hope someone records live show bits. If I had the money I'd have gone.

[@DropoutsPodcast]

Dm me! @zachjustice

[@Mack2279]

I totally thought the title meant physical as in physical fighting The teaser was not what I expected lol

[@allisonrobertson5423]

As a Canadian, I grew up listening to Shania Twain. But, Rhinestone Cowboy by Glen Campbell is one of my favourites :) Also, that was the best backflip I've ever seen lol

[@keshiadickson4748]

Zach is TOP TIER 😍

[@marcoerasmus4170]

Yo fisrt time My country has been mentioned in dropouts 😂 yeah was a gas explanation and those white vans are like our taxi's

[@Faydurr]

Hot take I personally can’t stand the term “cap, no cap, mid, on god”

[@carljeppe2906]

the street explosion in south africa was caused by our underground gas lines - we dont know which gas line did it tho

[@Music.is.bae111]

Me when a celeb mentions the place I live in (South Africa) : 😐🙂😨😱😍🥳

[@kyleerewa5088]

The sugar addiction is literally me!! I can’t stop

[@sila298]

Zach justice is like chocolate ice cream on a hot summer day

[@kkymbb]

jared’s god joke at the end was elite

[@biancataljaard2674]

Hi. South African here. It was a gas main line that exploded. Happened in Johannesburg and all the white vans are minibus taxis. Come visit, I'll be your guide.

[@ZiggyChluski]

did no one else notice when they showed the photo of their set and Zach is just in the backroom walking upstairs

[@Tonenokea]

That’s a crazy story to end on 😭 but handsome was fs a good boi today

[@stephanyc1222]

Jared your next song should be with Zach for real!!! I would love to see you 2 do a country song!!!

[@TastyBatZA]

50:00 this actually happened about 200m from my work offices. We blaming the homeless people smoking near gas lines

[@yakiglenn7333]

that country song zach was freestyling should actually be written

[@Jay-205]

Just saying, those aren't vans, they're taxis. Also in Johannesburg you say the J as the letter "J" (like Joe).

[@finnscribner363]

Tuesday this podcast comes out then the stiff socks podcast comes out Wednesday 2 best days of the week

[@ceeceeflink8446]

Those “White Vans” are our taxis 🤣🤣

[@WGoutdoors]

Was searching for this comment hahaha otherwise I would have posted it. Feels weird seeing SA represent in this podcast

[@mariajosepena1120]

I wish i could've attented your show! This is the only podcast that actually entertains me but I listen from latam so I'm really far away :(

[@lobey805]

i need some advice.. i really like this guy and he used to like me but now i don’t know if he does, he was apparently going to ask me out in march but got nervous, we’re both extremely awkward so nothing happened and he went to stay with his dad in la for the summer, i still really like him but we didn’t get to talk all summer and we’re not super close, how should I become closer friends with him and hint that i like him? also, team Alyssa 49% team zach 49% and Team whole milk 2%

[@alvarocopier9522]

"hey! long time no see. Wanna hang out?"

[@l.a.dlatinoamericandude4297]

55:45 is where the juicy story begins to start

[@WhereMarciGo]

been here since day 1 indiana days

[@jamarkus0017]

Jareds “okay…”s kill me

[@marthacastellitto1984]

WELCOME BACK HANDSOME 🤩❤

[@gabetaylor8778]

Love the pod! You guys should bring Handsome to your next live show!!!

[@tablemasters616]

I got an english bulldog and not neutered. I get so many negative comments why my dog is not neutered, mind ur own business ppl. My dog lives an amazing life

[@chrisscott8166]

Love the video!

[@urrockstargf111]

off topic but you guys are like irl tom and jerry or scooby doo help-

[@MarnyDUplessis]

Those are not vans, those are taxi's, (They are often maned by people who can't drive😙)

[@toriswanson453]

The lightning made me die, I had to show ma sister and even she died

[@kellieshae]

I want the Patreon so bad, I'm subscribed to Zane and Heath, but I'm so damn broke and so damn jealous of everyone on it 😅😂

[@zero10970]

I have a 5 yo pug named Quentin who has the same bedtime habits, I have to lay on my belly and he lays in between my thighs. Then, I don't get to move for 8hrs 😂☠️

[@radical_dude3475]

twenty second! (Man that guy zach makes my heart skip a beat)

[@Spookydollface]

Troy bond I'm pretty sure there talking about he needs to be on the show

[@MadLadDillon]

Easily my favourite podcast it's just unhinged mayhem😅

[@lightweights]

HOW PHYSICAL?

[@ethelcipollone]

Where it says square space in the description i kept reading it square pants

[@phatcpl9092]

that flash run down the street there lol

[@lenaneptune]

tuesdays my favorite day because of you guys

[@niftytheundying]

Watched every episode and Zach and Jared’s humor is brilliant (hey Zach you especially, don’t tell Jared I said that)

[@wambamcamcam]

For Jared being such a big fan of stand up he’s so unfunny and the worst at improv, riffing, pretty much podding in general. Zach holds this pod up lol

[@krodd7757]

i got tickets to the live show so now zach cant castrate me and my whole family

[@Nobodysbby]

23:21 This is why so many dudes date women with kids..Makes sense now

[@miggs7483]

I know where I’d lay some pipe down *looks at Jared*

[@שחףגרפונקל]

So you’re on Ross’s side.

[@lyndseymilne6411]

Makes me happy to know that Zach and I both have a sick sense of humor and a love for Morgan wallen

[@jimmy_low5266]

Bro she needs to tell him that’s just wrong if she don’t yeah they were broken up but u would want to know even if they will probably break up after

[@hyuka_ningningforever]

Does anybody else think that Zach might be a closeted gay

[@papamama3196]

closeted bi

[@3Mr-_-Bo3]

Jared said like 387 times in this video

[@Olwethu619]

Its not a van it's a taxi😭

[@heathernielsen7349]

Missed Handsome so much! ❤🎉

[@vio-e1v]

ZACH AT 2:00 LMFAO

[@earthtohannah6260]

at 11:20 Jared is talking about Bo Burnham in his show get happy i believe. it’s amazing just look up “bo burnham salt and vinegar joke” he basically makes the majority white audience say the n word with the hard r

[@haydenpile5145]

It’s the worst feeling in the world 38:49

[@MyDarkerSide3]

jared is genuinely too pure for this world

[@peterparker-river4328]

Love him ❤

[@Hhhhhh-f4h]

Alyssa is so insanely attractive it’s UNREALLLLLL. Show her more!!!😍😍😍😍

[@bluntsleazy]

damn alyssa on cam, you lookin good girl!

[@franker-]

My sisters birthday is on the 27th so I can’t come to the live show 😭

[@DropoutsPodcast]

Bring her!

[@ElleRoseee]

I love your slippers Jared!!

[@krystalwagner5570]

Have a feeling Jared is dating Ella

[@13AstroLions]

Please get rick glassman on here!

[@jmvm711]

I’m hesitant to send this because I feel like some of you will roast me for being sensitive so f*ck you in advance 😊 But I’m sending Zach a virtual hug because it feels like he may need one 🥺💜

[@LoMo-jd5tp]

Alissas so pretty

[@finnscribner363]

Morgan wallen ain’t country just my opinion it’s pop county tho..

[@finnscribner363]

How to ruin a song: pop country

[@l.a.dlatinoamericandude4297]

37:40 is so funny

[@papamama3196]

Jared >>>

[@cjquinley2412]

I want that dog dude it’s my dream dog I love it❤❤❤❤❤