If Dave Dolstead wrote to lawmakers... think of the positive changes or absolute chaos he could create.
@SueP-D4 жыл бұрын
Scott has such a knack for storytelling. Of course I’m not here for any reason, yet I was captivated from “Gooooood morning everybody and welcome back to True Crime Loser! How’s everybody doing today - that’s good....” to “Why Styven why, Scha-meeda”
@SleezyMoves4 жыл бұрын
I’m not here for any reason 😂
@missmodern4 жыл бұрын
I so want a t-shirt that says, "I'm not here for any reason",
@SueP-D4 жыл бұрын
Peteena Poodle Why Styvan? Why? Oh I got it in the long sleeved navy blue shirt! I love it and it’s really good quality. If you get a chance you should get it ❤️Schmeeda
@SueP-D4 жыл бұрын
SleezyMoves None of us are 😉😆
@SueP-D4 жыл бұрын
sammmas Lol me too 😂
@mr.anderson82114 жыл бұрын
The legend of Dave Dolstead must be reborn.
@Mrs.IndiYoung4 жыл бұрын
I felt really badly for your buddy during part A of the story but half way through part B, I kind of fell in love with Dave Dolstead.
@wildnfree1014 жыл бұрын
How am I today. I went to a life skills seminar & they said 'Live everyday, as if it is your last day on earth'. Since then, I just can't stop crying, I'm too young to die!
@karliann14 жыл бұрын
😂
@Tillythedevine4 жыл бұрын
I've never really resonated with that saying. If I knew it was my last day on earth I don't think I'd be out doing anything wild and crazy, I'd be sitting in a corner in shock I think. Not all "motivational quotes" are motivational or even helpful! When Scott said "how are you today? thats good" I just yell at the device I'm watching it on.. today mom starts radiation for a "dot" of cancer that somehow came back after extensive surgery last year. Life is sucking for me right now and for a LOT of other people I believe... but hey it's nice to have TCL videos to watch! :) Hope things improve!
@oddworld9544 жыл бұрын
So sorry for you Tilly. My mom just finished cancer radiotherapy and 2020 just can't seem to get worse. Hang in there! Sending love for you and your mom.
@Idreallyrathernotthanks4 жыл бұрын
That sounds AWESOME
@truenorth69994 жыл бұрын
Tilly Devine in the big picture book of life no matter what age... Life is Precious! We all have our cross to bear, a journey to take less taken, hardships to face and our own story of endurance of courage to find and love to fortify ourselves for those needing us more at times than ever before. Wishing you and your loved ones strength through this time. What gives you moments to distract and time with others to enjoy is necessary. We are indeed are blessed to have TLC!
@billnalder10174 жыл бұрын
"Weed and Jam Band themed restaurant"....ok , ok, ok...
@oftenrebellious52664 жыл бұрын
I'm up for that. 😋
@Idreallyrathernotthanks4 жыл бұрын
LOL...yeah...wut?
@derekhanson7774 жыл бұрын
Lol it was probably Cheba Hut
@michaelhallczuk1194 жыл бұрын
Cheeba hutt! White widow maaaan
@matt5964 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the subway all my friends worked at when I was in my 20's.
@donkulus4974 жыл бұрын
imagine writing so good your emails literally kick em in the balls
@homestraight4 жыл бұрын
RIP Dave Dalsted! That was a great story
@billnalder10174 жыл бұрын
Dear Scott: I am sending this email as the first step of the legal proceedings against you...As you know, we here at KZbin are overly neurotic about our Community Standards, and it has come to our attention that your Channel is in constant non-compliance and involved heavily in truth, humor and common sense- qualities that, as you are well aware, DO NOT conform to the standards of KZbin! Our Legal Team has checked ALL the pictures from a million years back, so refuting our position would be utterly pointless! Any further questions please contact me- Dave Dolstead YT Operations Manager for Censorship Channel Control Protocol- CCCP
@karliann14 жыл бұрын
HAHA
@catb70594 жыл бұрын
🤣
@claremurphy7774 жыл бұрын
Good one!
@LIamaLlama5544 жыл бұрын
Touché
@andreamurphy11264 жыл бұрын
bill nalder .......Awesome Comment.... Best Comment..... 🌟.
@KTZed4 жыл бұрын
I love this story. I wish I was that clever when I was in college!
@Fireproofwitchnz4 жыл бұрын
It's 3am here and I just woke up from a nightmare where the Golden State Killer was after me. Thank god you're here to soothe me with your tales of Stayvens and Schmeedas 😊
@terribleivan14754 жыл бұрын
I think you may watch too much true crime
@oddworld9544 жыл бұрын
My dream was that i had accidentally killed someone and as i didn't know what to do i put the corpse under the floor in my living room. I was feeling so guilty and scared that the cops would not believe it was an accident. So i asked a friend to help me dispose of it. I woke up, wondering where i was and if it had truly happened, then fell back asleep and yup, it was real.. until i woke up a third and final time. It was horrible. Maybe we watch too much true crime..
@Fireproofwitchnz4 жыл бұрын
@@terribleivan1475 no such thing as too much true crime!
@Fireproofwitchnz4 жыл бұрын
@Mark Steven nope, not in Aussie.
@cindyp57034 жыл бұрын
@@terribleivan1475 ..One can never have too much true crime.
@lindseylindberg92064 жыл бұрын
Love these stories
@tjdjultima4 жыл бұрын
That is the least chill sounding jam band themed sub shop ever lol
@Tillythedevine4 жыл бұрын
lmao 🤣🤣
@kingayy92674 жыл бұрын
@Tyler Sauter Is that actually *you* in your profile picture?
@Nedula0074 жыл бұрын
You missed so many opportunities to say, "Well, I have to check my pictures."
@brendareed84124 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@SusieW-ku4ub4 жыл бұрын
I was just collecting my iotas and thinking, “Where is TCL?” and theeeeerrrrreee he is! 😁 #DaveDolstead
@Michellee9704 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Raventooth4 жыл бұрын
I was looking at my pictures
@robbieuuu52404 жыл бұрын
That kid kicked sand in cool cats face!!
@smcarney4 жыл бұрын
Morning Schmeedas!
@squeakyrabbit4 жыл бұрын
Schmeeda ♡
@jeremyturner7454 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@HopelessSinner4 жыл бұрын
bipolar princess Hope you're having a great day, early evening here in the UK(6:30pm) Any times a good time to watch TCL though...!! 👍🏻😀
@brendareed84124 жыл бұрын
Schemda right back at ya! :)
@ellemariec4 жыл бұрын
Baaaahahahaaaa! I can't believe that you didn't take your job back, WITH a promotion, tho! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@najarvis4 жыл бұрын
Pretty respectable move, especially because if he got caught (like he did) it would've been WAYYYYY worse.
@ellemariec4 жыл бұрын
@@najarvis would have been waaayyyy more funny, imo - because, he would be standing in this man's own place of business (with a promotion) when he figured it all out. 🤣🤣 Nothing he could have done about it.... besides re-fire him. 🤷🏻♀️ 😆 We all have our own opinions, tho.
@VioletJoy4 жыл бұрын
Oh Scott!! You kill me! 🤣
@anders.sweden4 жыл бұрын
Yeah! A new episode on a Friday evening, gotta have popcorn and a coke asap 👌
@ShecallsmeSusan4 жыл бұрын
Dude, I just love your stories. I hope I can see your comedy show one day
@ogcitywolf84354 жыл бұрын
Love this type of content from you and would like to see more
@WickedWest5124 жыл бұрын
I love your stories man! You are just to clever for your own good!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@diedfamous4 жыл бұрын
‘Their restroom was in the basement.’ All I have to say about this video
@kingayy92674 жыл бұрын
'nough said
@fernandapartridge51744 жыл бұрын
Dude.... you need more subs... more people need this in their lives. Especially right now.
@donnahall3902 Жыл бұрын
I know that I'll be recommending this channel. I just subscribed an hour ago. And now I'm binging.
@Michellee9704 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold. I wish I could share some of my e-mails while I was at Mines, but I'm pretty sure it would cause A LOT of trouble. Thank you for sharing, Scott!
@assertivekarma19094 жыл бұрын
Mostly laughs, except for the whimsical sadness that comes with college nostalgia of times past, I think we would have been buds in another life. Cheers
@Autumn_Forest_4 жыл бұрын
So true. Curious...do you have kids?
@Kellysbiggestfan3114 жыл бұрын
@kmn100 why are you asking someone why they asked a stranger if they have kids?
@Autumn_Forest_4 жыл бұрын
@kmn100 Because it seems that people without kids are happier, although few will admit as much.
@michaelknott13623 жыл бұрын
@@Autumn_Forest_ I guess your username is fitting after all. 😂
@Autumn_Forest_3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelknott1362”Nakidz” refers to my naked cats.
@WiteDahlia4 жыл бұрын
Scott, you never cease to amaze me. I can’t decide if I want an email from Dave Dolstead or not.
@JW-vd4il4 жыл бұрын
New managers... "wearing collared shirts and they're not going to be tripping acid during the shift, hopefully." 😂😂😂 I bet they made a hell of a sandwich when everyone was tripping or high! I used to PURPOSELY go to places like that even when I became an older, "responsible" woman.
@akristen49714 жыл бұрын
That was my fav quote, great story
@dereishus014 жыл бұрын
That’s good. Thanks Dave
@anniemaet30474 жыл бұрын
Always entertaining Scott. Thank you!
@Mineav4 жыл бұрын
Dropping acid during a shift? Frankly I expect better from my local weed-and-jam-band-themed sub sandwich restaurant.
@EmiFromMars4 жыл бұрын
Lmao!! I adore your stories Scott and this one definitely didn't disappoint!! I definitely think bring out goof OK Dave Dorstead back one day :p
@benmm20444 жыл бұрын
Thank you for bringing back the good intro 🤙
@ellemariec4 жыл бұрын
I neverrrrrr actually SEE my notifications! Lol. Yay for seeing it this time! 🤣
@poppy83.4 жыл бұрын
*Same!!* :))
@ellemariec4 жыл бұрын
@@poppy83. and, of course, the ONE notification I actually see isn't about true crime.... 🤣🤣
@Nedula0074 жыл бұрын
Click bell. Select all.
@Nedula0074 жыл бұрын
@Jennie Hughes weird, always works for me.
@ellemariec4 жыл бұрын
@@Nedula007 I get the notifications about half the time... and, actually SEE them about half the time I get em. Lol. So, it's partly my own fault.
@rednikol37014 жыл бұрын
Great story scott 🤣🤣🤣 I have a similar story with my alter ego being Dr. Lauren pipperson lol .. ❤
@caitlynfarrell024 жыл бұрын
I always forget you used to live in Foco and then you mention it and I have a freeze frame moment where I’m like “wait a minute that’s MY city.”
@garybones69234 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the content
@sideglance4 жыл бұрын
Good evening from over here to y'all!! ❤
@petahoee82814 жыл бұрын
This was gold 😂
@1wynner4 жыл бұрын
Happy Friday! Just in- Chad Daybell pleaded NOT GUILTY today! Oh boy, lots to talk about!
@holly.79714 жыл бұрын
Great to see ya Scott ! Hope you’re well. How’s little T?
@abjectio4 жыл бұрын
Hey Shmeedas 👋🏼
@squeakyrabbit4 жыл бұрын
Schmeeda ♡
@missmodern4 жыл бұрын
Schmeedster, what up?
@stopthephilosophicalzombie90174 жыл бұрын
Creeping up on 50k! Nice work Scott! I know you're gonna go exponential.
@JaredPlane3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best stories I've ever heard!
@sirwhitecrayon24993 жыл бұрын
This is most savage way of getting revenge on a former employer. Nicely done! 10/10
@Idreallyrathernotthanks4 жыл бұрын
Scott Sharp...KING of the silent. awkward lunch. I love it hahahahaha
@doreendaykin66934 жыл бұрын
I love EVERYTHING YOU POST.......but I really, REALLY love his stories. He is a gifted Master Story Teller!
@squeakyrabbit4 жыл бұрын
Schmeeda ♡
@cindyp57034 жыл бұрын
"Thin young man with curly red hair" hahahaha!!!
@redwingdetroit96714 жыл бұрын
Scott you are the best story teller hands down all the best- dave dolstead
@artiet59824 жыл бұрын
@ 16:25 - I LOVE your stories man. Kindve brings me back too, I graduated in '07 and my college years have many general similarities to your stories . Thanks Scott for making me laugh on my way into work at 5:45 am 👍🏻
@DramaMustRemainOnTheStage4 жыл бұрын
My dad taught and coached at Fort Collins high school many many years ago. He had also taught on the Ute reservation at a time
@Maria-jp6eo4 жыл бұрын
This was golden, keep em coming.
@markwegner61004 жыл бұрын
Morning!
@davidcaram76753 жыл бұрын
Simply Brilliant .
@jennifermarie74054 жыл бұрын
I honestly don’t think you went overboard one bit! You sounded like a very well spoken businessman (which worked because you said you moved there for work) and that is EXACTLY the kind of review or email that one would write! I think it was utter genius!!
@christophergenovese9010 Жыл бұрын
That was truly one of your best videos. God help the next man who crosses Dave Dolstead.
@Louanges723 жыл бұрын
The Dale story made me cry laughing... Smart Mr Sharp!👊🏼😎🙏🏽 from France 🇨🇵
@dogfish33734 жыл бұрын
As long as you still have great stories like this one from your past, you should absolutely have a dedicated day every week or two to make a video of you telling it because your story videos are some of my favorite posts of yours. Also, that e-mail prank you did on your old boss was brilliant.
@darylzepeda35124 жыл бұрын
This is why I'm down with the Shmeeda fam! That shit is classic! RIP Dave the Ball Breaker, till you're resurrected to create cyber havoc once again..
@mhaight4 жыл бұрын
I cannot like this enough. Smile on my face. ~M
@margaretandersen99144 жыл бұрын
You are a master storyteller, my friend. Always, always entertaining.
@knocknockify3 жыл бұрын
Dave Dolstead is such a legend
@omgitsrook4 жыл бұрын
I've just been grinning like an idiot the whole time listening to this story lol.
@oddworld9544 жыл бұрын
It's like the universe heard my desperate call and answered. Am having a shitty day, the kind you're just waiting to be tomorrow.. Thank you Scott and Dave! I love your stories so much, wish i had a friend like you. I hope you'll have a special one for Halloween! Have a great weekend Scott, and the Shmeeds fam too! (And i received the hoodie, you're now officially represented in Belgium).
@SusieW-ku4ub4 жыл бұрын
Woohooo Belgium 🇧🇪!!!!
@mv50754 жыл бұрын
You do have a friend like Scott. You have Scott. And all of us. :)
@mv50754 жыл бұрын
And I hope your shitty day has improved!💕💕
@akristen49714 жыл бұрын
Yes. A virtual community. Be well
@oddworld9544 жыл бұрын
Aw, thank you M V, that's very sweet. And my day did improved! As Baga Chips would say "much betta" :))
@diedfamous4 жыл бұрын
Sir, you are a monster.
@jersey-dude4 жыл бұрын
Wtf is a weed themed sub shop? Lol
@themerchantofengland4 жыл бұрын
Hey Dave😉
@Raventooth4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@jersey-dude4 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😆
@erinw87874 жыл бұрын
That email you sent your old work place was amazing 👍😂
@robink.99664 жыл бұрын
Chad Daybell's trial will start at januari 11, 2021
@sharong85114 жыл бұрын
Great! I can’t wait to hear the testimony and have Scott’s unique viewpoints of it. I just discovered Scott’s channel recently and have been binging on him. My favourite thus far is Dustin McFetridge. Scott had me laughing so much I had tears.
@Raventooth4 жыл бұрын
Watched the plea right before this, 'not guilty on all four counts'
@domidoll774 жыл бұрын
You've gotta do one on James T. Norman. He just got arrested this week on a "murder for hire" hit on his own nephew. They own a famous restaurant chain and a reality T.V show. Endorsed by Oprah. It's gonna be juicy
@debh26344 жыл бұрын
Woahhhh .... !? That sounds crazy. I'm looking that up straight away. Whatever is out there will never be a patch on TCL's take, though. 🤞
@kathylangin6864 жыл бұрын
Wish I could LOVE this video!! Lol. You are hilarious, Scott. Thanks for the laugh! 😁😁😁
@zaxthedestroyer6754 жыл бұрын
I don't know what's going on please. Schmeeda can you tell me what's happening while I check my pictures?
@Tillythedevine4 жыл бұрын
Dammit! I was so hoping no one would figure out that you wrote the email! That is funny as hell but interesting how the owner of the restaurant was SO shook by one (very well written) complaint! There was this store I used to go to maybe 10 years ago but have moved since- it was a super overpriced health food type of store with a dining area so you could buy a $9 dollar dixie cup of their best split pea bisque or a bean sprout turd sandwich to enjoy in the middle of your grocery shopping. As you go through the checkout, they had a huge bulletin board visible to all with every customer complaint/suggestion and of course positive feedback, but I remember it being mostly negative. Some of the complaint cards had employee's first names on them. I still wonder what the purpose of that board was. Anyway, enjoyable story! :)
@kingayy92674 жыл бұрын
Maybe the board was intended to keep them humble
@HettiedeKorteDiplomaat4 жыл бұрын
Great e-mail.
@jacobmolina62594 жыл бұрын
When you’re so early it was literally uploaded 12 seconds ago.
Love you storytelling....you will be a great dad and grandpa with stories...........
@chrissylee3254 жыл бұрын
"I was able to kick him in the balls. I'm gonna cut it off there" lol im sorry I couldn't help but laugh at that even though you didn't mean it like that 😅
@SusieW-ku4ub4 жыл бұрын
Me too! LMAO 😂
@lukedblair4 жыл бұрын
Best 20 mins of my day. Thanks mate 👊🏻
@mariach464 жыл бұрын
Woohoo TCL. Good morning 🖐🖐🖐
@reuploadsofquantumofconsci25074 жыл бұрын
Whose underwear is still clean enough to wear ???
@anudderrudder68804 жыл бұрын
You had me on the edge of my seat, definitely got a talent for storytime right there
@marybethwylie4 жыл бұрын
F*ing Dave Dolstead
@SusieW-ku4ub4 жыл бұрын
He’s Carole Baskin’s next husband.
@OttawaAndy4 жыл бұрын
Great story - thanks!
@yourinnerlawyer40354 жыл бұрын
Oh, Dave. So disappointed in you for abandoned every sub sandwich minions everywhere.
@MiceHendrickson4 жыл бұрын
This was easily one of, if not your best story so far.
@andezurulleta14 жыл бұрын
I think I'm gonna use that. Don't let Dave Dolstead, the email justice warrior, die. The name is the key. That name infuses terror in his foes eyes and hearts
@TheDisneylover234 жыл бұрын
Scott you are a master! Lmmfao! That made my day!
@ididntknowthat0594 жыл бұрын
Hey Schmeeda family 👍🏼 love Dave’s emails very funny 😂 lol
@helenf.glover74034 жыл бұрын
Scott, you are my new fav you tube channel! You're doing a great job and you always make me laugh!! :)
@julielevinge2664 жыл бұрын
You can’t half tell a story!! Had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😃more please❤️✊
@HeardItThruTheTapedLine4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! Great story especially the free lunch DD
@blockfrog2 жыл бұрын
This story is incredible 🤣
@SarahShroom114 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 Your stories & story telling abilities are SO EPIC!! Loved it. Thanks!
@marymary54944 жыл бұрын
Excellent stories. 👌💕
@t4705mb64 жыл бұрын
It was so kind of you to calm your friend's fears. A truly good Samaritan.
@missycat57834 жыл бұрын
Pretty Funny!
@pendejo64664 жыл бұрын
Do the second part of the Rocky Rambo interrogation like you said you would.
@nietzschesmuse4 жыл бұрын
I think the owner was envious of your charisma and way with words and witty sense of humor. Wow your tales are very funny!