Getting TF2's WORST Achievements...

Getting (some) of TF2's Worst Achievements #tf2 #teamfortress2
hi this video i play tf2 get a bunch of achievements in the game that's all some of them are pretty hard or annoying and some aren't idk tf2. i try to get as many of the achievements legit/the intended way but sometimes you can't so i wont argue that i did everything legit. everyone has already done this video before pretend i never made this
content warning: flashing lights and the word "s*x"
special thanks to:
Miika for drawing flight canceled icon in thumbnail:
/ miikahere
pete carl saltypenguin seth enfield bird david gort jones[bartek] for playin da game wit me and helping me farm stuff you will NOT be paid for your assistance in fact you owe me i send you bill in mail
bonus content: / fish_tank
discor: / discord
music songs with timestamps: pastebin.com/0Z1JzUts
personal grievances with this video:
honestly not that proud of this one. i thought it would be kind of cool when i started making it but it's not.
IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY IM SO QUIET IN THE VOICEOVER
i recorded a take to use as a guide and then intended to go back and rerecord it but the one before ended up
flowing (somewhat) better but sounding worse. i couldn't be arsed to go back and rerecord the whole thing for it to sound 5% better.
this video is so bad please for anyone watching this who has never seen my channel before this is not representative of the videos i make
it's partially unfinished but i worked on it for far longer than i should've so i dont care.
lots of you like it and that is COOL!!!!
who cares though subsribe thanks for watching ok

[@Fishtank.]

haha before you comment 8:35 yeah i messed this up i meant to go back and redo this but forgot since so much other stuff to do

[@Kozeyy]

8:35

[@VsAngeel]

8:35

[@user-ng2mx5mn4g]

8:35 big mistake me dont watch anymure

[@Fishtank.]

@@user-ng2mx5mn4g where

[@user-ng2mx5mn4g]

@@Fishtank. you have to find solutions for your problems by yourself not ask others u stupid

[@meep2k]

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[@jamiehughes5573]

Inferior to the Double Quarterpounder

[@robert1984]

I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!" Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant!

[@coolnineteenfourthreethreesix]

​@@robert1984 bro what I thought it was just mayonnaise

[@alejandropetit6573]

​@@coolnineteenfourthreethreesix I also thought it was mayo and I literally just ate a mcchicken

[@godpig567]

spicy better tho

[@toby_784]

I think the reason why you got the Jarate Chop achievement is because demoman you killed had two heads from the eyelander.

[@tintouinseul6870]

Maybe, maybe, given how spaghetti the TF2 code is this may count, I'll try to see if it works

[@georgiarushanov2210]

@@tintouinseul6870 report back to me proffsuser

[@pootis659]

I'm pretty sure you just have to kill 3 jarate'd players with the kukri in 1 life. regardless of whether you leave a server and join another one, as long as you don't die it should count towards the achievement.

[@realchiknuggets]

holy shit

[@realchiknuggets]

​@@tintouinseul6870 did you test it?

[@thefatherinthecave943]

I got the “flick a cigarette on someone’s corpse” achievement completely randomly simply by emoting in the middle of a fight because I was 12 and couldn’t figure out the controls lol

[@niksin9941]

That 2fort bridge dilemma was perfect. The engies complaining and mourning in the chat was both the funniest and saddest moment of the video. And also, for me, the big tasty bacon is the best sandwich.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

the only strange thing is that the engies were on the bridge and not in the intel room.

[@Knav_ish]

Just got flight canceled recently, it only counts headshots from uncharged headshots, and doesn't count with Bazzar because it charges slightly differently. Really wonky. Might jumpcut myself to metal massacre as those 3 MvM achievements are the only ones I have left as well.

[@Canadian_Ben_]

What does jump cut mean exactly because I’d like to aswell

[@VSucc]

@@Canadian_Ben_ presumably a little off camera grinding and totally not using some software (presumably sam) to alter the value on the acheivement :)

[@Canadian_Ben_]

@@VSucc something called "sam" you say?

[@VSucc]

@@Canadian_Ben_ steam acheivement manager

[@tavishfinnegandegroot3513]

Y mention ur flight?

[@purplehaze2358]

On one hand, I appreciate that TF2's achievements are.. well, actually achievements. But on the other.. it's literally impossible to get 100% achievement completion in this game through legitimate means.

[@naoaquieopatrickpatrick8565]

Especially when you consider some achievements are broken, the ones that require you to post a video on yt and get a specific amount of views cant even be completed because the game cant track the yt view count anymore, rofl.

[@m1thical_362]

@@naoaquieopatrickpatrick8565 that's... the reason he said "literally", i think at least.

[@NightVKnight]

​@@naoaquieopatrickpatrick8565the only way you can get those YT achievements is through community servers with those commands (I would know, I did the !giveitems command out of pure curiosity, it felt so wrong being handed at least 2 dozen achievements knowing i didn't earn them myself, and those YT achievements were part of that batch)

[@roseypls]

Of course it is, you just had to have done it 11 years ago. Source: i did it 11 years ago

[@tonyhakston536]

@@roseyplsunfortunately it is currently 0 years ago.

[@MondoMonkeyAxN]

That whole interaction at 12:42 with the pyro and spies is amazing

[@urskaprotogen]

Sorry, I might have been that medic. . .

[@illiapopov2866]

YOU PI

[@incredibilis4024]

In case someone is wondering: The Titanoboa is the largest snake ever to exist, with one specimen believed to be 14.3 meters (or 47 feet) in length and weighed over 907 kg (or 2,000 pounds), having lived around 60 million years ago. It's also believed that it primarily ate crocodiles.

[@AutistRapper]

I iant reading allat

[@xx_squirtle8621]

Eating crocodiles is actually incorrect. Its skull morphology and teeth point towards it eating primarily fish

[@AWormsPurpose]

I haven’t watched the video but I’m hoping he never mentions it once and you’re just a snake autist having fun

[@sweetypuss]

​@@xx_squirtle8621that and eating fish just seems more realistic. fish scales are one thing but tough crocodiles scales would suck to eat even if you were a really big snake

[@Stryfe52]

So fix that fish off the snake eater trailer? CRICODULE EAAAATEEEERRE!!!!

[@LuigisworId]

8:35 ah yes I remember that part on Dustbowl and Frontier

[@Dertey_Gamer]

So I’m not the only one who saw that.

[@messatine]

I'm so fascinated by how toy-like this whole scene at 8:39 is. Why do they look like tiny replicas?

[@deegee6062]

it's called tilt-shift photography, I don't know the science behind why, but when you blur the top and bottom area of any photo or video it makes it look like a miniature

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@deegee6062 when you take shots of things like miniatures (or even flowers) it runs basically with a very shallow focus, so anything closer or further away is out of focus.

[@ckay11002]

16:34 The reason it's in inches is because distance is calculated by hammer editor units, which are about an inch in length. So what the achievement is _really_ saying is to fall 1,233,619 hammer units

[@thisfeatureisbad]

For me, the Halloween achievements were the hardest as they're only for a limited time a year.

[@Breadn]

that feeling when you're so fucking close to one then the event ends and you have to wait a whole year

[@Myiic]

The hardest TF2 achievement is the one where I have to somehow find 5 different people that want to A. Be my friend B. Play TF2 C. Play on the same server and be on my team ALL AT THE SAME TIME

[@TheImmediatePastPrez]

@@Myiic Felt. I don't think I'll ever get that one

[@sweetypuss]

you can get them if you start up a local server running a scream fortress map, which are selectable year round

[@Breadn]

@@Myiic I'll help you, man.

[@ikcikor3670]

7:37 Those freezes are actually caused by your game trying to load a new sound from your drive and the drive taking too long to load it, I realized this after checking the console when this happened to me when playing a training map offline. Turns around that FOR SOME REASON IT'S BETTER TO FREEZE USER'S GAME INSTEAD OF NOT PLAYING A RANDOM SOUND OR PLAYING IT PARTIALLY OR TOO LATE THANK YOU VALVE. I moved the game to SSD and it helped a lot, if you can't do that then go into some solo gamemode, killing a bot with a crit will almost always cause that freeze as the game loads the crit sound, then check console and look up what is says online for potential fixes. I've found three commands personally: Two that had something with force preload in them, one apparently got removed, the other one does nothing. Then there is one that goes along the lines of async_mode or similar and it caused my game to stutter while loading pretty much every sound when enabled so that was also a nope, then there was something like snd_restart or similar basically apparently it restarts sound in some way and allegedly it helps if you run in at the start of every round (binding it is recommended) but for me it also doesn't do anything

[@misatange]

S O U R C E S P A G H E T T I

[@Abstath]

Yep, this goes for every content-heavy Source game installed on an HDD; namely TF2 and GMod. There's a TF2 mod that loads a map of bots battling as your main menu background--works great as a way to preload everything.

[@thewolfofthestars1847]

So thaaat's why my game's laggy as shit when I first load into 2fort and always, without fail, freezes up the moment I dive down into the water in the middle. Thank you gaben for your very good internet video game 👍 Maybe it's finally time to replace my 6 year old laptop...

[@PootisPenserPow]

​@@misatange Yum Yum Spaghetti code

[@touatiamir7592]

2:16 Massive respect for that medic who still try to do his job

[@nexdemise4182]

The thing about Equalizer achievement was that the achievement was made for the old equalizer, which was basically equalizer+escape plan+it blocked healing. It also dealt more damage to the point that you could one shot a heavy with a crit at low enough health.

[@aSmallGreenDot]

I think the great deflate is harder than flight cancelled because you have to kill 79 people wearing the balloonicorn. I've only gotten 10 after 5000 hours in tf2

[@Wiki1184]

All I can think is to have a friend to grind them off of.

[@conee1499]

go to a skial community server and let someone equip the balloonicorn. really easy (unless u want to do it legit then idk)

[@hej100]

I've gotten that achivement legit. Everytime I saw someone with the balloonicorn I went demoknight and 100% tunnel visioned. It took me a really long time to get, but I finally got it in the end.

[@littleshitthatdoesntknowan3175]

19:15 *YOUNG FLY ON THE TRACK* 🗣️

[@EternalCosmiX]

14:50 pyro was so glad you got bomb squaddie that he ran into battle and died hitting a flip 🔥💪

[@m.i.g.2023]

Wake up babe, Fishtank posted

[@fartmaster3]

Today is a great day. For my eyes

[@AWormsPurpose]

Babe return to cryostasis, the video is over

[@elfasto2255]

yes honey

[@h00d3dcrow]

Its literally 2am

[@maddoxmor]

i saw the video and thought in my head “wake up babe, fishtank posted” just to go down to the comments and see this at the top

[@mr80s81]

12:43 I love interactions like these, so uniquely TF2

[@ashkelly1565]

19:24 YOUNG FLY ON THE TRACK🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯

[@user-sz6iz9yh8b]

That whole interaction at 12:42 with the pyro and spies is amazing. 8:35 ah yes I remember that part on Dustbowl and Frontier.

[@TheImmediatePastPrez]

7:38 As a player that has a normal connection most of the time, but regularly has days where it fluctuates into the 900 + ping area (I just need to leave when this happens, but sometimes I have to have a TF2 fix), and it freezes in the middle of the map only to unfreeze 30 seconds later in the respawn room, I feel you

[@dennis3041]

This is such a player that has a normal connection most of the time but regularly has days where it fluctuates into the 900+ ping area (he just needs to leave when this happens, but sometimes he has to have a TF2 fix), and it freezes in the middle of the map only to unfreeze 30 seconds later in the respawn room thing to say of you

[@TheImmediatePastPrez]

@@dennis3041 fr bro

[@DEWILL]

Legend says he is still searching for the free secks the server advertised till this day

[@captainjurgh8142]

Video editing is professionally done and so satisfying to watch i think you deserve another Achievement for that

[@DaRockeet]

I just grinded out Prime Cuts the other day and I gotta say I'm super impressed that it only took you an hour; I spent THREE AND A HALF trying to get it because I was _convinced_ my first scout kill didn't gib, and then I of course couldn't find any scouts for a good hour and a half, aside from the rare sighting that always caught me off guard and left me dead. Anyways just a word of advice to anyone going for it: write down whenever you gib a class because sometimes you'll just convince yourself you already got a pyro when you never did (also autobalancing doesn't undo your progress!) 🙂

[@alexmerriweather3143]

Loving the evolution of your editing, you're developing and growing so much so fast

[@theultimatetrashman887]

...define fast

[@Floydknight]

the clip at 12:43 is why i love this game so much

[@Toon_Lucario]

5:19 that Ghostbusters MIDI activated my fight or flight response

[@user-lp6go1gy5z]

GHOSTBUSTER THERE BACK IN TOWN YOU NEED TO PEE THAT IS SO CRAZZY WHAT THE FUCK

[@cosigmatic6281]

Loving the Vargskelethor in the background, absolute bangers

[@virtual2288]

You could've used custom missions for the MvM achievments, you can easily create and submit a mission where bots just spawn in an open field constantly and get it insanely quickly.

[@donut1446]

I tried that. Its laggy

[@dyngle2926]

yeah but thats no fun

[@virtual2288]

@@dyngle2926 Neither is thousands of MvM games... I tested it and at max robot killing speed it'd take you 28 days straight with a mini sentry firing thousands per second 1HP robots spawning in the middle of the map.

[@realchiknuggets]

​@@virtual2288 I'm so unfamiliar with how tf2 custom games work, is there a code for a gamemode like that that's the best for it?

[@thecannedslap]

@@virtual2288i actually like mvm and that sounds like a dream to me

[@blacklight683]

they way you made the achievements look like pvz is so good,like honestly great job on the visuals i'd say i will sub but i already did

[@wingnoot338]

I can't lie dude. 8:35 is my favourite item, but I can't lie, the Double Quarter Pounder with some hit sauce kills it most days when I get bored. (Also, I love the music choice, Voodoo Vince is top tier.)

[@claudedebussyreal]

real........

[@johnnycurtis5595]

Yknow I am partial to the McGriddle, that thing slaps during a roadtrip. Also the editing on this channel is peak, it makes a 10 minute video feel like I'm watching KZbin Shorts

[@blacklight683]

there is no way this guy actually jumpcutted metalmascure, this video must have taken a long timem i am still on my way to it, its been years

[@fiddleriddlediddlediddle]

20:56 People complain about how powerful Sniper is or how bad sniper players are, but it ever occur to you it's just unreasonably difficult to snipe in this game?

[@yen244]

14:01 let say F for that spy

[@michaelmccauleyforkids9795]

F

[@wturri78]

F

[@Caption_75]

F

[@Jeguelson_2077]

man your transitions are so good its super edited

[@drucy.]

For "Bank On It", it's YOU, the Sniper, that has to not walk onto the piles. Your teammates don't count.

[@quetzahuitzillinnahui5139]

I love the the McFlurry and the backstory for the mixing spoon. It is genius!

[@JamesM-pu8bl]

0:05 scientist from half life

[@258thHiGuy]

I just realized I never watched this video after seeing it in my recommended feed so many times simply because a title like this made me think it wasn't a fishtank video

[@epicfan-cc7fq]

i can only imagine the pain and suffering that was endured to make this video, you have earned this sub

[@plaguex5z011]

The radial blur combined with the zoom in at 7:02 is amazing, definitely stealing that for myself

[@juanospitia]

you mean 7:02 , because the timestamp you gave is just right AFTER the blur and zoom in

[@plaguex5z011]

@@juanospitia nah

[@MrCupid-zi2qb]

Let me just acknowledge and praise you for the Voodoo Vince music at 10:57, it's a game I loved as a kid and I don't think I know of anyone else who played it

[@willyhoo2946]

Me as well, such a unique aesthetic and soundtrack. As soon as I heard the song, I thought "---Hey, this kind of sounds like Voodoo Vince..."

[@kingveznan_]

13:55 jumpscare

[@ShotgunsAndSpiders]

Ghost in the Machine would’ve also counted if you used a sentry to kill the bomb carrier, but playing the long game as scooter also works

[@nequ16]

great writing, great editing, you're funny, great tf2 channel

[@OdyseeEnjoyer]

Can't wait to watch the one-hundred-oneth video about TF2 achievements

[@Cyborg_Lucas]

9:31 absolute W reference

[@pennycarty7794]

I adore the use of the Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes OST. It's weirdly fitting for TF2 also the video is good as well! Getting achievements is good but tf2's are bad

[@neltednaka]

Whenever fishtank uploads my mind just goes absolutely haywire

[@justpiper0916]

Your videos are art and I love you fish man

[@muffincubed]

the cut on the sentry jump clip was immaculate

[@tpd1864blake]

My favorite McDonald’s item is the Whopper

[@wikinfei]

idiot it's McDonald's so its the McWhopper

[@Dark_CaveJohnson]

Understandable have a good day

[@lowquality4274]

Almost as a treat, this delectable content bestows itself unto me

[@muscleman125]

Oh man it took me 3 days of playing all day to get the Upper Hand/Bombs away achievement. It was pure chance when you manage to hit it.

[@JackJockyJac]

Tip for invisible players issue: Open console and type "record fix: stop" This command fix visual bugs,like demoman holding knife,or invisible player

[@DiggerDeeper01]

Ive learned that if theres an invisible enemy, you can use the demo record feature to bring them back. The command was something like record fix;stop;restart or something. It forces all models to reload after the demo stops recording.

[@jathomar]

record demo; stop

[@DiggerDeeper01]

@@jathomar Yes that. It fixes "ghost players" by forcing the game to reload all models. It freezes your game for a solid minute but it's worth it if there's some invisible dude sniping your head off that you cannot see at all.

[@mastergame1311]

Man, it sucks that the game crashed on you so many times. Hopefully it won't happen again in the future.

[@PootisPenserPow]

I honestly can't tell whether this is satire or you just don't know

[@Mr_chopp_chopp]

I like how fish doesn’t need interesting content to be good, he’s just so casually funny it’s insane.

[@BIadelores]

3:10 he sounds like Chills

[@koth_harvest_final]

21:11 when you kill a robot as sniper it drops red particle money which gives scouts buffs but doesn't count as money, that's what they picked up. also the achievement just means you're not supposed to pick them up

[@creepyfishman6858]

holy shit the animation at 8:35 looks so cool not only is it really well done and skillful but i love your style!

[@legogamer1897]

27:18 YOU CHEEKY CHEEKY MAN I actually thought someone was calling me PS: it's the bigmack, gotta love that GREACE

[@FluffyIronGolems]

I love McNuggets bro, amazing video

[@aduckwalkeduptoalemonadestand]

I like how he remade the TF2 achievements in the style of the PvZ achievements

[@spoonfullofmemes]

legend has it our hero went on to never play soldier again in his entire life

[@NooberDos]

the little throw a cig on a dead body thing was bugged for me i killed a soldier and did a conga and still got it lmfao

[@foiledagain1914]

I got for your eyes only with that free camera taunt out of nowhere

[@AlmightySupreme1]

I actually accidentally got the "for your eyes only achievement" because I was about to disguise but decided to taunt.

[@scoutgaming737]

Tf2 achievements have always seemed like a strange case to me

[@joshuashilo9914]

I got that achievement where you have to get three kills with the scottish resistance without placing new stickies... when I was using the stock launcher

[@witchfinda]

Ayo is that Voodoo Vince music I hear at the beginning of the ice cream truck segment?

[@aruan7sp]

You can do the jarate achievement with the bushwacka

[@Fishtank.]

Fuck

[@UwULilyKitsune]

@@Fishtank. shit

[@ikcikor3670]

@@Fishtank. Btw isn't it just 3 jarate kills in total? Not via one jarate? Maybe in a single game?

[@Fishtank.]

@@ikcikor3670 thats likely true so why wouldn't they say that in the achievement description 😢

[@jordanlam1051]

I love this man's humor far too much

[@owoMermaid]

subbing for that Pilotwings 64 music :D

[@knightogourd]

I think you forgot to ju-ju on that beat

[@user-gl4ql6vk5w]

Guys its true he did destroy those buildings at 9:18 I was the dispenser!1!11!!!!!1!1

[@averg6261]

Timestamps for important moments End of video: 27:18

[@coffeetablegamingreal]

the song at 7:28 is i believe mexico by luis mariano

[@Green-the-military-man]

The apple slices go hard with that toy you got for your “kids”

[@zOOpygOOpert]

SUPER GHOSTBUSTERS 5:39

[@Jaga4372]

3:17 TRANZIT!!!!!!

[@th3summoner]

Liked for Super Ghostbusters backround music.

[@M4c1el69]

3:17 hell yeah, tranzit loading screen music

[@berchead12]

10:15 why you're using rescue ranger with gunslinger? you freak!!!

[@thechosenjuan8776]

3:32 can you please please please, in the future, like 3 videos from now, edit "you gotta juju to that beat" into one of your vids? after a death no context given

[@WildWackyBro]

I love TF2 because one day i really try to hunt achievements and i have luck. But then another day i do crazy stuff, experimenting with bullshiteries, and get some achievements and i don't have any slightest idea how. But yea. That Spy cigarette flick is hard because Spy die mostly faster after the kill.

[@LinconG775]

Somehow I got the duty bound achievement my taunting with the equalizer as soon as I spawned in during the setup phase in blue spawn on GoldRush.

[@greatabyss8613]

Yippee!!!!🎊🎊🎊🎊 20:37

[@epicgamer447balls6]

6:51 “his secondary does no damage” holy shit, it’s almost like, *HES A FUCKING MEDIC*

[@TimI94]

13:33 i guess i got so lucky that i got into a friendly 2fort server where a demoman was spamming strickies as a joke while i had getting this achievement on my mind

[@MrMapacheumr]

A tough one was killing 6 players in a life with the axe. Also taking ages to kill three invisible spies with the wrangler

[@dariokillsaman2111]

Mcchicken

[@Kalz_]

22:15 hey that guy kinda looks familiar

[@TheMonkeydela]

Im always down for meaningless veiwer interaction, my favorite McDonalds item is actually a combo. McDoubble split in the middle (one bun and one pattie in each stack) and a McChicken tossed right between those suckers. Where im from we call that a "McGangbang" dont eat it too fast or you'll get the McShits

[@vf3d]

This is the first TF2 achievement video I have watched