[Gex] Quotes

A compendium of one-liners, pop culture references, innuendos, and what-not from Gex (1994) for the PC. Lines voiced by Dana Gould, and written by both Dana Gould and Rob Cohen.
There are a total of 412 quotes used in the game. For some reason, there are also 49 extra copies of "G.I. Joe now has Kung Fu grip!" on the disk, along with a handful of other repeats.
The only quote deliberately left out of this collection is, "Okay, rewind it again, please?" since it's integrated with the soundtrack for The Project, and it wouldn't have made sense to compare it to the others.
Lines are ordered as they appear on the disk, and evidently not with respect to the chronology of the game.

[@profblack]

If Deadpool had a pet lizard, it would be Gex.

[@masterdrewt6698]

Jack Turner Oh my god yesXD

[@spindash64]

someone please make this happen, or something like it. Like, I duuno, Deadpool plays Gex

[@imronhamzah6472]

Jack Turner no it should be DOVAH GEX

[@thedripdogegamer]

Best Idea For a Future Movie

[@Mr.Feather130]

I smell a perfect crossover on two characters who are over the top comedic

[@OGTabsterFM]

best treecko 10/10

[@dancingfuriously]

Oh yeah, it is.

[@alexwiercioch5496]

Hell yeah!

[@ineedabreak6063]

*UNIVERSE RESET* The series?

[@lucyravenwoods8057]

This is gex calling dollface

[@ElNingyou]

I remembered Gex as being kind of an obnoxious Bubsy-esque blatherer but holy shit, some of these lines are actually really funny now that I'm older, especially when you remember the context.

[@raphaelbrown6314]

Don't go comparing this badass gecko to that Obnoxious bobcat at least he was actually funny and memorable and have much better games with care in to them

[@Mr_Meatbox]

"All this work and I'm back where I started! ITS JUST LIKE COLLEGE!"

[@ShadowDude6488]

"Looks like someone had too much chili at Wendy's." ROFL

[@hendrixnava]

Ah, the 90's incarnate. So much nostalgia

[@fabiomoffat-rolfi6412]

my tail doesn't like you

[@chaz5256]

What time is it.

[@kyoudoku]

Forget about it.

[@ThatOneMotherfucker]

Watch it shorty!

[@peterpablo6279]

this is gex calling,doll face

[@100thschool]

6:46 "these cartoons are so violent" lol never change pop culture

[@nexokor6091]

I feel like this is a new Overwatch character and I've just opened up their voice line menu and am clicking through them all one by one.

[@naes9912]

"Ah, Detroit. Pearl of the Orient."

[@calebpribyl5152]

GEX is back baby! YEAH!

[@torqueblue]

To this day there's so many quotes from Gex that I say pretty much every day. This game was fun and funny.

[@DanTheMan33088]

Dear Crystal Dynamics, PLEASE make a Gex 4!!!

[@Mr_Meatbox]

DanTheMan33088 Crystal went outta business. They are owned by Square Enix, and Square is waiting for someone to pitch a new idea.

[@fernie-fernandez]

+Shaun Zafar Gex is coming back...!

[@ZeDirtyGary]

i'm rockin at unity engine. anyone here 3d model/animate?

[@fernie-fernandez]

ZeDirtyGary What are the games that run on Unity engine?

[@TayR0C]

It would just be full of annoying memes

[@edwardota1991]

I was in kindergarten when my dad bought me this game. I loved all the catch phrases but now i'm 26 almost 27 next month and you really have to know pop culture and history to understand a lot of these. Robocop phrases and talking about the movie Solyent Green is waaaay before the 90's for me. Gex really was an amazing game and this was the best one enough though i loved all 3 of them!

[@edwardota1991]

I'm here again! Hello, old self.

[@RED-9448]

​@@edwardota1991Come back! Haha

[@walteracevedo5105]

5:34 A Snorlax appears 10:05 Legendary fire pokemon appears 11:33 Nebby appears *Go Dovah Gex!*

[@thekaizobro9971]

When I was a kid, my mom would go into the settings and turn off the voice cuz he was known to curse sometimes. But that’s my favorite line: Who opened the can of whoop ass? 😂

[@mdalsted]

Honestly, I think Dan Castellaneta can voice Gex as easily as Dana Gould could. What do you folks think? Remember, he voiced Homer Simpson Earthworm Jim, the Genie in the Aladdin cartoon series and Kingdom Hearts, and more characters!

[@fonzoultra1709]

booo, dana gould or we riot

[@imtruetome]

"Oh no, I'm to young to have a second childhood" lol one of my favorite line

[@blukmage19typeR]

It's amazing how Gex got away with a K-A (E) rating, despite some minor "mouth issues" and "slips of the tongue". They'll probably fix it with an E10 or T rating in the end, if there were re-releases in other consoles.

[@raphaelperes7636]

"Geez Scoob! Let´s get back to the Mystery van!"

[@mightymadness5355]

You know what I like about gex? Consistency

[@Gecko1993HogheadIncOfficial]

SCREW WHAT STUTTERING CRAIG SAID! Gex was AWESOME!

[@MickeyCuervo36]

Holy crap... this is like a 90s pop culture montage... Like rejected Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, and Jim Carrey B side jokes... WOW.

[@bsgambati1]

1:10 Gee Scoob, Lets get back to the Mystery Van.

[@GNAWalker1992]

9:33-9:35: Feed this Gex immediately.

[@Wesablo]

Soooo good/nostalgic....and being older now I can see/appreciate how talented this guy was! Lol hilarious, and a lot of these impressions were on point!

[@nameless646]

The first two Gex games were the last time that me, my cousin, and my uncle sat around taking turns playing a video game. We all thoroughly enjoyed the one liners.

[@DarKKnightt07]

Dana Gould was so awesome as Gex

[@cerberus144]

I think I got every reference. I feel so old.

[@Mr_Meatbox]

cerberus144 i'm 16 and I get all of them.

[@masonmcnuggies4009]

+Shaun Zafar I'm 15 and I got them all

[@cerberus144]

B33tl3d0ughnut B33tl3bro +Shaun Zafar You two give me hope for the future and the next generation.

[@masonmcnuggies4009]

cerberus144 thank you

[@Aegis_Mind]

It's nice to finally hear all of the lines that were in the game.

[@FormulaFanboy]

If we took some of these outta context and combined them, we'd have an X-rated recording.

[@Local_Stop_Sign]

here's all the omeger rubyer treecko quotes i can find for you all 1:24 1:41 4:08 6:10(different tone) 6:16 7:50

[@ineedabreak6063]

Trevor Green Thanks.

[@BX...]

dude u are really good one

[@coolguy02536]

where's MY TAIL DOESN'T LIKE YOU

[@nickomode1]

Thanks

[@HakimRegh]

You forgot "You never knock me down" against Norman's Slaking at 4:56 and "If I had a life I be glad I get back to it" at 9:12 in "RBYR-04 preview" episode. (And also a noise at 0:25 he did when he encounter Team Mystic)

[@egret_orchid143]

Who came here from Pokemon Omeger Rubyer?XDDD

[@Amy-un1cv]

This is gex calling dollface!

[@ThatOneMotherfucker]

My tail doesnt like you >w>

[@profblack]

So this is New Jersey.

[@egret_orchid143]

lol

[@biscuitsandgravy7360]

Not me

[@maniacaldude]

Man, I don't think I've even heard MOST of these quotes. But then again, I own all the games on Playstation and you clearly stated this was from PC

[@KenMasters.]

If Robin Williams were a Gecko.

[@gav0280]

I was born in the early 2000s and I first heard of this in the Pokémon Omeger Rubyer and the Dorkly bit

[@Dope6oyzInc]

3:20 "Gimme some skuuuul baybeh!" Tahaha

[@masterdrewt6698]

Dope6oyzInc My favorite quoteX)

[@matthewwylie2735]

Gex: Ha, copyright? What's that?

[@Dope6oyzInc]

9:41 "KYAH!!! HAAAIIIIIIIIIKARRATEHH!!!!!" LMFAO!

[@theth3273]

my brain its melting from nostalgia

[@BIGCHEESE8592]

"hey its Darth Vader's younger brother Miran "

[@KungKras]

This is like playing Gex at Dunkeys house.

[@TheDenkouchoujin]

The government told me these experiments were over.

[@VaruKozuka]

thanks for uploading it!

[@Agoose]

10:44 goated clip

[@davidcook5618]

This one's for Johnny!

[@GameBot2000]

I love that line.

[@dsaerno]

"What are you, a student loan officer?!" "You moved the headstones, but you didn't move the bodies!" "Okay: who's job was it to mow the lawn?" "Suuure, it's a *gland* problem..." "This isn't my bra!!" "Take that! Hired stooge!" *level resembles Star Wars V* "Whaddaya mean, Darth Vader's my father?!" "Let's stay up all night and talk about death!" "My... my nipples are hard." *underwater* "I hope that's a candy bar!" "If I had a life, I'd love to get back to it!"

[@proudsingledadwithnokids6983]

"That Scientogy lust for life" oh man this remaster can't come soon enough

[@ShiitakeWarrior]

_"I'M HUNGRY, DAMMIT!!"_

[@BryanAllen-kt1vq]

That was the funniest and I'm so hungry I could cry

[@tanaflameheart8883]

...why why do i love all these quotes

[@vincentecrow09]

11:56 “Adrienne!” 😂

[@SodorRailwaysProductions]

Someone on Gex was obviously a Star Trek fan, and I love them for it

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

This graveyard is so creepy, even the moon looks spooked!

[@JoeManza]

Gold! PURE COMEDIC GOLD!

[@epheas]

omg so many memories thank you :)

[@slowmoe1686]

"It's nice to see Gammera get another gig"

[@magiciansforce]

Having such a nostalgia trip right now.

[@kamikazilucas]

this place is weirder than 4th of july at rick james place

[@plaguesoul741]

whos a ugly boy yes you are! best line lol

[@unclepaul1995]

1:10 NANI???? Gex is a Anime God?

[@MattSipka]

One of the levels in the third game is anime themed.

[@unclepaul1995]

@@MattSipka But Noting But Gundam and Transformer.

[@yoyobilyo]

AMAZING! Haha brings back a ton of memories

[@milesedgeworth6114]

'a sprinkle o' gay keeps the odors away' hasn't worked for me yet

[@mercedessmith6150]

That's for 12 years of full house.

[@johanncross]

*_Media Dimension always existed, but only after I kicked Rez ass I owned it and decided to renamed it_* *_.. how about: Internet?_*

[@jonahabenhaim1223]

Gex When is Gex 4 coming to Play station 4 or 5?

[@JoeManza]

ROFLMAO! I've got Gex 2, and lemme tell ya, Gex and his plethora of one-liners are comedic gold, both during the PS1 era and today!

[@GNAWalker1992]

7:46-7:49: Uncle Herman Munster’s rehab.

[@errorism9538]

1:10 Wow, that's actually a pretty good Shaggy impression.

[@brucebradley2735]

"Ya moved the headstones but ya didn't move the bodys!"

[@user-tb6rx2wl3z]

Sweet like candy 🐊

[@ohnostoltzman2496]

0:59 "Looks like someone had too much chili at Wendy's."

[@Jacktrack7]

Oh my fuck, I love Gex so fucking much I really want a new game.

[@maskedbrobotdubs4741]

This sounds like a fun game. Might have to get it for the saturn

[@JackHole10000]

Gex asking the golden questions, like @7:30.

[@TheDarkwingj]

1:10 Geez Scoob, let's get back to the Mystery Van

[@thelightningmagnet]

@LilZero: I believe he was saying that's one small step for gex. You just have to listen extremely carefully with that one.

[@MetalHeadbanger7]

"All this work and I'm back where I started! ITS JUST LIKE COLLEGE!" "Ah, That Scientologist lust for life..." Funny then. EXTRA funny now!

[@arthurluna6189]

We need anew Gex game, but voiced by Deadpool's voice actor.

[@princessbreanne]

Yeah and his name is Nolan North!

[@sontobonto]

B E L L I E S I N G I R L S

[@Etalikor]

Yesterday I finished Detroit: Become Human and when I played it, sometimes I remembered this quote, ah, Detroit, Pearl of the Orient, 1:25, it is all, have a nice day.

[@Red-by9zb]

*party join the treeco!*

[@swordvader4]

It's like an all nighter at Richard Simmons house

[@thecardish]

"That's one small step for Gex..."

[@yautjaelite2396]

I remember this game

[@GamerGee]

2:14 I’m invincible.

[@softgalmiu]

Came here from Treecko and Sceptile.

[@metal220]

would love to have all these with the gameplay sound. so I can put it on my ipod

[@TimeFireProductions]

Sorry, boys, we cut the "electric ninja" sketch...

[@TheDarkwingj]

Geez Scoob lets get back to the mystery van!

[@Kaospyro]

Can OP post a zip please? I'd love to have these for ringtones.

[@mercedessmith6150]

Everyone was kung fu fighting.

[@casii83]

I LOVED this game...but only for the things he said! Played it so much me and my brother said the phrases with him...lol

[@carolthedimented]

3:49 This place is hotter than Tom Arnold's sauna pants

[@leebydeeby]

I'm conflicted on whether Gex is a Grovyle or Inteleon

[@QueuedUp_]

You moved the headstones but you didn't move the bodies!

[@TimeFireProductions]

"Agh, Ricky, I fell on the spikes!!"

[@kynriv101]

"That's for 12 years of full house!"

[@Garryzilla]

Its nice there was a gamera reference

[@MrFluffydog066]

Some of best games ever

[@redneon06]

The movement controls were much better on the first than second

[@sadlobster1]

It's Darth Vader's younger brother, Myron