[Gex] Quotes

A compendium of one-liners, pop culture references, innuendos, and what-not from Gex (1994) for the PC. Lines voiced by Dana Gould, and written by both Dana Gould and Rob Cohen.
There are a total of 412 quotes used in the game. For some reason, there are also 49 extra copies of "G.I. Joe now has Kung Fu grip!" on the disk, along with a handful of other repeats.
The only quote deliberately left out of this collection is, "Okay, rewind it again, please?" since it's integrated with the soundtrack for The Project, and it wouldn't have made sense to compare it to the others.
Lines are ordered as they appear on the disk, and evidently not with respect to the chronology of the game.

[@profblack]

If Deadpool had a pet lizard, it would be Gex.

[@masterdrewt6698]

Jack Turner Oh my god yesXD

[@spindash64]

someone please make this happen, or something like it. Like, I duuno, Deadpool plays Gex

[@imronhamzah6472]

Jack Turner no it should be DOVAH GEX

[@thedripdogegamer]

Best Idea For a Future Movie

[@Mr.Feather130]

I smell a perfect crossover on two characters who are over the top comedic

[@torqueblue]

To this day there's so many quotes from Gex that I say pretty much every day. This game was fun and funny.

[@ElNingyou]

I remembered Gex as being kind of an obnoxious Bubsy-esque blatherer but holy shit, some of these lines are actually really funny now that I'm older, especially when you remember the context.

[@raphaelbrown6314]

Don't go comparing this badass gecko to that Obnoxious bobcat at least he was actually funny and memorable and have much better games with care in to them

[@OGTabsterFM]

best treecko 10/10

[@dancingfuriously]

Oh yeah, it is.

[@alexwiercioch5496]

Hell yeah!

[@ineedabreak6063]

*UNIVERSE RESET* The series?

[@lucyravenwoods8057]

This is gex calling dollface

[@OmegaGamer104]

My tail doesn't like you

[@Mr_Meatbox]

"All this work and I'm back where I started! ITS JUST LIKE COLLEGE!"

[@ShadowDude6488]

"Looks like someone had too much chili at Wendy's." ROFL

[@hendrixnava]

Ah, the 90's incarnate. So much nostalgia

[@nexokor6091]

I feel like this is a new Overwatch character and I've just opened up their voice line menu and am clicking through them all one by one.

[@naes9912]

"Ah, Detroit. Pearl of the Orient."

[@fabiomoffat-rolfi6412]

my tail doesn't like you

[@chaz5256]

What time is it.

[@kyoudoku]

Forget about it.

[@ThatOneMotherfucker]

Watch it shorty!

[@peterpablo6279]

this is gex calling,doll face

[@calebpribyl5152]

GEX is back baby! YEAH!

[@100thschool]

6:46 "these cartoons are so violent" lol never change pop culture

[@thekaizobro9971]

When I was a kid, my mom would go into the settings and turn off the voice cuz he was known to curse sometimes. But that’s my favorite line: Who opened the can of whoop ass? 😂

[@edwardota1991]

I was in kindergarten when my dad bought me this game. I loved all the catch phrases but now i'm 26 almost 27 next month and you really have to know pop culture and history to understand a lot of these. Robocop phrases and talking about the movie Solyent Green is waaaay before the 90's for me. Gex really was an amazing game and this was the best one enough though i loved all 3 of them!

[@edwardota1991]

I'm here again! Hello, old self.

[@RED-9448]

​@@edwardota1991Come back! Haha

[@DanTheMan33088]

Dear Crystal Dynamics, PLEASE make a Gex 4!!!

[@Mr_Meatbox]

DanTheMan33088 Crystal went outta business. They are owned by Square Enix, and Square is waiting for someone to pitch a new idea.

[@fernie-fernandez]

+Shaun Zafar Gex is coming back...!

[@ZeDirtyGary]

i'm rockin at unity engine. anyone here 3d model/animate?

[@fernie-fernandez]

ZeDirtyGary What are the games that run on Unity engine?

[@TayR0C]

It would just be full of annoying memes

[@imtruetome]

"Oh no, I'm to young to have a second childhood" lol one of my favorite line

[@razor_170]

"Just go crazy on the mic" "Really, you're sure?" "Absolutely"

[@blukmage19typeR]

It's amazing how Gex got away with a K-A (E) rating, despite some minor "mouth issues" and "slips of the tongue". They'll probably fix it with an E10 or T rating in the end, if there were re-releases in other consoles.

[@walteracevedo5105]

5:34 A Snorlax appears 10:05 Legendary fire pokemon appears 11:33 Nebby appears *Go Dovah Gex!*

[@nameless646]

The first two Gex games were the last time that me, my cousin, and my uncle sat around taking turns playing a video game. We all thoroughly enjoyed the one liners.

[@sarcasticslowking9149]

“Stronger than a drunk’s denial” DAMN 😂

[@Wesablo]

Soooo good/nostalgic....and being older now I can see/appreciate how talented this guy was! Lol hilarious, and a lot of these impressions were on point!

[@Local_Stop_Sign]

here's all the omeger rubyer treecko quotes i can find for you all 1:24 1:41 4:08 6:10(different tone) 6:16 7:50

[@ineedabreak6063]

Trevor Green Thanks.

[@The_Loose_Spirit]

dude u are really good one

[@coolguy02536]

where's MY TAIL DOESN'T LIKE YOU

[@nickomode1]

Thanks

[@HakimRegh]

You forgot "You never knock me down" against Norman's Slaking at 4:56 and "If I had a life I be glad I get back to it" at 9:12 in "RBYR-04 preview" episode. (And also a noise at 0:25 he did when he encounter Team Mystic)

[@MickeyCuervo36]

Holy crap... this is like a 90s pop culture montage... Like rejected Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, and Jim Carrey B side jokes... WOW.

[@mdalsted]

Honestly, I think Dan Castellaneta can voice Gex as easily as Dana Gould could. What do you folks think? Remember, he voiced Homer Simpson Earthworm Jim, the Genie in the Aladdin cartoon series and Kingdom Hearts, and more characters!

[@fonzoultra1709]

booo, dana gould or we riot

[@Gecko1993HogheadIncOfficial]

SCREW WHAT STUTTERING CRAIG SAID! Gex was AWESOME!

[@Aegis_Mind]

It's nice to finally hear all of the lines that were in the game.

[@gav0280]

I was born in the early 2000s and I first heard of this in the Pokémon Omeger Rubyer and the Dorkly bit

[@errorism9538]

1:10 Wow, that's actually a pretty good Shaggy impression.

[@Etalikor]

Gex is full of TV references. Gee, Scoob! Let's get back to the Mystery Van! This quote refers to the Scooby-Doo series, and that on the situation, when Shaggy suggests to Scooby-Doo that they should go back to the Mystery Van.

[@maniacaldude]

Man, I don't think I've even heard MOST of these quotes. But then again, I own all the games on Playstation and you clearly stated this was from PC

[@cerberus144]

I think I got every reference. I feel so old.

[@Mr_Meatbox]

cerberus144 i'm 16 and I get all of them.

[@masonmcnuggies4009]

+Shaun Zafar I'm 15 and I got them all

[@cerberus144]

B33tl3d0ughnut B33tl3bro +Shaun Zafar You two give me hope for the future and the next generation.

[@masonmcnuggies4009]

cerberus144 thank you

[@DarKKnightt07]

Dana Gould was so awesome as Gex

[@raphaelperes7636]

"Geez Scoob! Let´s get back to the Mystery van!"

[@Etalikor]

Gex is full of TV references. Gee, Scoob! Let's get back to the Mystery Van! This quote refers to the Scooby-Doo series, and that on the situation, when Shaggy suggests to Scooby-Doo that they should go back to the Mystery Van.

[@proudsingledadwithnokids6983]

"That Scientogy lust for life" oh man this remaster can't come soon enough

[@mightymadness5355]

You know what I like about gex? Consistency

[@SodorRailwaysProductions]

Someone on Gex was obviously a Star Trek fan, and I love them for it

[@Etalikor]

4:40 Since the game Gex refers to a TV theme, this will probably be a reference to the song Beat It, which sung by Michael Jackson, to this song he also filmed a music video, which was on TV in the 80s, people watched him on the television channel MTV, today people can watch him on KZbin, where it already has more than 1 billion views, it is all, have a nice day.

[@GNAWalker1992]

9:33-9:35: Feed this Gex immediately.

[@milesedgeworth6114]

'a sprinkle o' gay keeps the odors away' hasn't worked for me yet

[@KenMasters.]

If Robin Williams were a Gecko.

[@BIGCHEESE8592]

"hey its Darth Vader's younger brother Miran "

[@tanaflameheart8883]

...why why do i love all these quotes

[@KungKras]

This is like playing Gex at Dunkeys house.

[@slowmoe1686]

"It's nice to see Gammera get another gig"

[@Dope6oyzInc]

3:20 "Gimme some skuuuul baybeh!" Tahaha

[@masterdrewt6698]

Dope6oyzInc My favorite quoteX)

[@FormulaFanboy]

If we took some of these outta context and combined them, we'd have an X-rated recording.

[@matthewwylie2735]

Gex: Ha, copyright? What's that?

[@vaulthuntershawn260]

"Jane! Stop this crazy thing!"

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

This graveyard is so creepy, even the moon looks spooked!

[@theth3273]

my brain its melting from nostalgia

[@ShiitakeWarrior]

_"I'M HUNGRY, DAMMIT!!"_

[@OmegaGamer104]

"Someone, ring the dinner bell!"

[@moon_orchid143]

Who came here from Pokemon Omeger Rubyer?XDDD

[@Amy-un1cv]

This is gex calling dollface!

[@ThatOneMotherfucker]

My tail doesnt like you >w>

[@profblack]

So this is New Jersey.

[@moon_orchid143]

lol

[@biscuitsandgravy7360]

Not me

[@brucebradley2735]

"Ya moved the headstones but ya didn't move the bodys!"

[@swordvader4]

It's like an all nighter at Richard Simmons house

[@GamerGee]

2:14 I’m invincible.

[@erinzoretich]

"What are you, a student loan officer?!" "You moved the headstones, but you didn't move the bodies!" "Okay: who's job was it to mow the lawn?" "Suuure, it's a *gland* problem..." "This isn't my bra!!" "Take that! Hired stooge!" *level resembles Star Wars V* "Whaddaya mean, Darth Vader's my father?!" "Let's stay up all night and talk about death!" "My... my nipples are hard." *underwater* "I hope that's a candy bar!" "If I had a life, I'd love to get back to it!"

[@bsgambati1]

1:10 Gee Scoob, Lets get back to the Mystery Van.

[@Etalikor]

Gex is full of TV references. Gee, Scoob! Let's get back to the Mystery Van! This quote refers to the Scooby-Doo series, and that on the situation, when Shaggy suggests to Scooby-Doo that they should go back to the Mystery Van.

[@Dope6oyzInc]

9:41 "KYAH!!! HAAAIIIIIIIIIKARRATEHH!!!!!" LMFAO!

[@Etalikor]

As Gex likes to watch TV, he remembered martial arts movies and tried to imitate them.

[@JoeManza]

Gold! PURE COMEDIC GOLD!

[@thecardish]

"That's one small step for Gex..."

[@TheDenkouchoujin]

The government told me these experiments were over.

[@JackHole10000]

Gex asking the golden questions, like @7:30.

[@Etalikor]

You're right. Gex asking the golden questions. Mommy, where do anvils come from, is one of there. Gex is right, the anvils just keep flying out of the sky and in infinite quantities, that's very interesting.

[@VaruKozuka]

thanks for uploading it!

[@AngelFloresOchoa]

Dana Gould obliterated most 15 min sets many stand-ups do on stage today in 12 mins of just quotes. 😂

[@NightTwister]

my funny quote is 11:59 You Never Knock Me Down

[@plaguesoul741]

whos a ugly boy yes you are! best line lol

[@mercedessmith6150]

That's for 12 years of full house.

[@hectorcruzrockz4510]

6:30 “Oh no. I’m too young to have a second childhood.”

[@epheas]

omg so many memories thank you :)

[@davidcook5618]

This one's for Johnny!

[@GameBot2000]

I love that line.

[@magiciansforce]

Having such a nostalgia trip right now.

[@vincentecrow09]

11:56 “Adrienne!” 😂

[@Red-by9zb]

*party join the treeco!*

[@sontobonto]

B E L L I E S I N G I R L S

[@QueuedUp_]

You moved the headstones but you didn't move the bodies!

[@UnclePaul1995]

1:10 NANI???? Gex is a Anime God?

[@MattSipka]

One of the levels in the third game is anime themed.

[@UnclePaul1995]

@@MattSipka But Noting But Gundam and Transformer.

[@ohnostoltzman2496]

0:59 "Looks like someone had too much chili at Wendy's."

[@Etalikor]

Wendy's is the name of an American international fast food restaurant. Wendy's chili is a dish with beef, hearty vegetables, chili beans and spicy spices. This dish is made and sold in Wendy's stores. That's why Gex says someone had too much chili at Wendy's, someone has overate that dish, maybe Gex himself, who knows.

[@ohnostoltzman2496]

@@Etalikor I hope his cup of chili doesn't have a severed finger in it.

[@kynriv101]

"That's for 12 years of full house!"

[@JoeManza]

ROFLMAO! I've got Gex 2, and lemme tell ya, Gex and his plethora of one-liners are comedic gold, both during the PS1 era and today!

[@kamikazilucas]

this place is weirder than 4th of july at rick james place

[@SorcererOfSoup]

free tevin, theirs nothing i can do to free tevin, he needs to free himself from his own stupidity 🤤

[@TimeFireProductions]

"Agh, Ricky, I fell on the spikes!!"

[@yoyobilyo]

AMAZING! Haha brings back a ton of memories

[@arthurluna6189]

We need anew Gex game, but voiced by Deadpool's voice actor.

[@princessbreanne]

Yeah and his name is Nolan North!

[@Jacktrack7]

Oh my fuck, I love Gex so fucking much I really want a new game.

[@GNAWalker1992]

7:46-7:49: Uncle Herman Munster’s rehab.

[@Etalikor]

Herman Munster, also know as Uncle Herman, is a character from the series The Munsters, played by an actor Fred Gwynne. Herman Munster is Frankenstein's monster. Gex's quote, Uncle Herman, you promised you went off the sauce! It's a reference to what Herman Munster said on Thanksgiving. Where's the cranberry sauce? What's a Thanksgiving without cranberry sauce? He said this in an episode of Low-Cal Munster. And also in this episode, Herman Munster is on a diet. That's why Gex says this quote, Uncle Herman is on a diet and he shouldn't eat sauce, he should stay away from it.

[@MetalHeadbanger7]

"All this work and I'm back where I started! ITS JUST LIKE COLLEGE!" "Ah, That Scientologist lust for life..." Funny then. EXTRA funny now!

[@mercedessmith6150]

Everyone was kung fu fighting.

[@grungyrogue]

That takes me back.

[@johanncross]

*_Media Dimension always existed, but only after I kicked Rez ass I owned it and decided to renamed it_* *_.. how about: Internet?_*

[@jonahabenhaim1223]

Gex When is Gex 4 coming to Play station 4 or 5?

[@patrickroach8517]

thank god I wore my kryptonite pants!

[@DarkISO25]

if they ever somehow make a Gex movie or new game, i feel Jim Carrey would be the perfect VA for him

[@TheDarkwingj]

Geez Scoob lets get back to the mystery van!

[@Smilephile]

Gex was on the flight logs

[@yautjaelite2396]

I remember this game

[@GothMime]

No jumping on the beds!

[@happyveliz]

Mental note: *Throw up later...*

[@thelightningmagnet]

@LilZero: I believe he was saying that's one small step for gex. You just have to listen extremely carefully with that one.

[@TimeFireProductions]

Sorry, boys, we cut the "electric ninja" sketch...

[@redneon06]

The movement controls were much better on the first than second