gf blows you up with a homemade explosive〖ASMR〗

...my first time doing asmr , please enjoy ^o^ 🌠
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[@roochardoo]

this asmr really has me all over the floor and the ceiling and the walls

[@A-dood]

In a bit you'll be in the garage and the room will be clean

[@Noitssnotme]

Part of you here, part of you there and part of you wayyy over there staining the wall.

[@Corrupt1369]

it really blowed me to bits

[@justairyx]

Bro is splattered😢

[@VapeCatMemes]

bro think he ronnie mcnutt 💀🙏🌸🌸

[@ICKY427]

"gf blows you" (scrolls down) "up with a homemade explosive"

[@sufianramli]

WOULD

[@akiradkcn]

Ok hear me out

[@scratchingcatclaw]

Almost won...

[@BetterCaIIPaul]

Shoulda switched these faces in the comment 🧐

[@BatmanrealG]

@@akiradkcn ain't no one hearing you out blud 💀

[@rukasanji]

I don't understand how she didn't know where the listener went. They were everywhere

[@absoldisaster4864]

Yup. That was absurdly cute for no reason at all. 👀

[@mrdoom5920]

Take my like you son of a b-

[@xxriellixx978yt3]

@@absoldisaster4864 naw wtf man

[@_Blank]

Jelly GFE - Girl Friend Explosive

[@Icetea-2000]

Goddamnit is anyone watching Phase Connect not on /vt/?

[@skidrift5134]

What's that?

[@BlueBrawler0]

@@skidrift5134 /vt/ is a board on 4Chan.

[@sailesh1144]

Girl Failure Explosive

[@SubliminaIMessages]

“Honey where’d you go??” Oh I’m just over here. And there. And there. And there. And there. And the -

[@brainless9182]

And waaaaaaaaay over there staining the wall

[@kroel1077]

Krillin Too soon

[@threefoursevenhundred2405]

@@kroel1077 dang, beat me to it...

[@khpoon5424]

Hey v vause Michael here

[@whereismycup]

He’s everywhere

[@mr.smiles3212]

“I Can’t Believe My Cute Smol Girlfriend Is On The DHS Watchlist.”

[@ocskopf]

this

[@coalfire_]

What a sweetheart.

[@Demfcane]

"My Cute Online Girlfriend Is Known For Defaming

[@grantdixon36]

Not just a great shitpost, but a high effort one too. 10/10 would explode again.

[@Deivizz-no2qr]

I can explode inside of you

[@Zuhark]

The GFE one can only dream of. I'm bursting with happiness and C4.

[@KelfranGt]

Debut Jelly: I'll never do ASMR Jerry Hoshiumers: 💣💥💥💥

[@changez712]

The way she said "Honey" is too cute Mann, I'm envy to those who will marry Jelly in the future.

[@IRCraziestTaxi]

"to those" implying she will marry more than once lmao

[@Xanthopathy]

​@@IRCraziestTaxiyeah, me and my bros

[@KelfranGt]

sharing is caring

[@desk-kun]

Pregnant jelly when

[@KelfranGt]

@@desk-kun WHAT

[@DabbingTaco]

Jerry breaking the Geneva code. Such a sweetheart.

[@Kexaru]

Those pesky Geneva suggestions

[@Chickenbowser]

Jimmy don't care about no Godiva guidelines.

[@devilcookie9924]

*"Honey, where did you go?"*

[@hang_kentang6709]

All over the place, it seems.

[@SpooonCar]

Mfw when the judge calls the bomb I spent hours meticulously crafting an “improvised explosive device” 😔

[@nishi224]

finally some asmr that can help me sleep... eternally

[@dharam_ntkt]

ah, to be turned to burnt red mist by your psychopathic girlfriend...

[@exogladius5191]

Is that…THE RED MIST?!

[@NainheddoMEEK]

The fog is coming..

[@FloridanMan]

RED MIST?!?!?! OH MY GOD I WANT TO BE RED MISTED BY THE RED MIST I WANT HER TO RED MIST ME TO A RED MIST I WANT THE FAMOUS COLOR THE RED MIST TO TURN ME INTO A RED MIST PLEASE I NEED TO BE MISTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TheRealBlackSilenceFr]

BURNT RED WHAT???

[@omorisballs]

RED MIST FROM LOBOTOMYCORP AND LIBRARY OF RUINA?!

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

I'm so glad that random KZbin ad lead me to your channel a few days ago. This is quality content.

[@Funnibunny73]

Glad I’m not the only one lol

[@A_Guy_With_A_Girl_pfp]

Making this an ad is such a genius move

[@WeaklyStars]

Lol ikr

[@VidmasterJRFZF]

Jelly just randomly dropping peak ASMR out of nowhere

[@johnzero7]

Ha! Joke is on you, I didn't sign the life insurance papers!

[@Chocolatenigma]

To quote Lord Shen from Kung Fu Panda 2: “It's your parting gift... in that it will part you. Part of you here, part of you there, and part of you waaaaaaay over there, staining the wall!”

[@blade9657]

"You insolent fool!"

[@yarith1981]

Find yourself a Gf like Jelly. She cares about you so much she puts you to rest permanently.

[@hang_kentang6709]

That's a literal parting gift allright. As in part of me over there, there, and way... over there.

[@blackcrossunited666]

This the gfe asmr experience i didnt know i wanted. thanks jelly

[@winstonsassman2122]

Thanx Jelly. You are the Bomb

[@moray2031]

The asmr is so good to the point that there has never been a negative review.

[@jameskazd9951]

this really blew me away. thanks jelly really had a blast with this one. can't wait for your next banger

[@BitTheDusto]

Thank you so much Jelly! I never knew that I was missing this in my life!

[@bake-0]

I love how despite literally planting a bomb on the listener, she still was unaware of where they were like her intrusive thoughts overcame her and was like "what if you planted a bomb on your BF?"

[@KaiserKai16]

0/10 Never learned why our gf blew us up. 10/10 for the ASMR.

[@Mega-wt9do]

“Honey, where did you go??“ *“I'm in your walls“*

[@FearlessSpecialist]

Guys Jelly is so smart. Look at this cool clock she made.

[@Teksta]

the audacity to ask " where'd you go? " dont you see me all over the room

[@blank1710]

Never watched an ad for more than 5 seconds, but this shit had me dying for 5 minutes.

[@WeaklyStars]

😂 SAME

[@sasuge7746]

"Honey where did ya go?" F**king EVERYWHERE!

[@LanzE_52693]

Man my tingles are everywhere i can feel it on my walls and cieling

[@JarenceThatShowerGuy]

Didn't expect she'd give us such a _bombastic_ surprise. 😅 Jelly never ceases to amaze. Thank you for the _explosively_ wholesome video. It was a _blast!_ :3 ✨✨

[@CircaSriYak]

this is why I pay for internet

[@Omylny]

This asmr yield is so potent it can blow you out of your feet in fraction of the time regular asmr needs to achieve this effect. No wonder casualties are already over 101k and still counting. o7

[@Rand0m0bs3ss10ns]

I'd say this is a good ad for me to get from youtube whoever handles the ads I get, please keep this one. Reason: gives me a no-context thing to convince friends to watch more content from vtubers I'll get more of them into the rabbit hole eventually :) I've gotten at least 2 of them to approach the hole

[@stonehunterevans]

Since the protag can hear the explosion, they're probably one of those characters with some insanely powerful resilience, which i find hilarious. I'm imagining the gf just constantly pulling stuff like this on them like "oops, i found a new rocket launcher-- i mean present~"

[@Austinx88]

THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED

[@Sillimant_]

Randomly remembered this and started laughing. Thank god I wasn't around anyone to have to explain this

[@TheKindofTiredSleepCantFix]

Now this is the sort of GFE (Grenade Flinging Experience) that people have been waiting for. Peak content as usual, Jelly.

[@nooplizzz]

She cannot be saved, don't even think about it

[@ImPipkinrick]

the playthrough experience is really good

[@patch7151]

best ad ive ever gotten

[@forgotmyoldanonymousaccount]

Is this asmr boyfriend/ girlfriend parody becoming a genre now Because I'm all for it

[@mrplant4939]

She crafted that with high quality materials to call it “improvised” would be an insult

[@Kotazumaa]

Added to favorites. Jelly ASMR's the best

[@nickbrown8852]

You could say Jelly has explosive relationships~ She really knows how to blow me away~ Truly a once in a lifetime experience Love ya Jelly XD

[@Red.CAT.]

Wow, usually I didn't watch or like any ASMR but this one...I think this is the first ASMR that I really enjoy, I love it

[@Sam-ip6co]

Mark my words this is when jelly peaked

[@SpinozillaSaurian]

This was the best ASMR experience I've heard Awawawawa/10

[@AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt]

This BLEW my mind in more than one way

[@jeanhunter3538]

Thank you Jelly “just because I’m in Phase doesn’t mean I’m weird” Hoshiumi

[@Chickenbowser]

I'm glad Jelly gets to join us all on a government watchlist!

[@an_internet_user2311]

Looping this for my sleep. Thx

[@TKDB13]

A cute gf AND sweet release from this mortal coil? What a deal!

[@Frostfire_202]

I was having trouble sleeping but not anymore, Thanks Jelly!

[@gaimnbro9337]

listening to this on loop

[@CherroLara]

Mindblowing!

[@koopa515gamer]

“ Honey Where’d you go? “ I’m at Speed Highway. UP AND DOWN AND ALL AROUND-

[@Rajd_is]

I went to the Afterlife. What were you expecting?

[@Steins-G]

Jerry Heimer as a gf is peak living

[@MagicMomotaros]

Finally, some ASMR I can sleep to!

[@flameninja_]

The best ASMR ever, I felt so at pieces when the bomb exploded, I really felt like I died!

[@TomTrixxor]

Okay, lemme just quickly collect my thoughts (and pieces) about this ... Yep, an absolute *banger* ! It's not everyday that you find something this *permanently* life-changing! Jokes aside, this was pretty good; the best shitposts are truly the higher quality ones and this is among them.

[@garfieldandfriends1]

Jelly went off with a bang, literally

[@heamod6602]

this really made me feel loved

[@user-ro2ms2op6x]

This is nice to listen to when I go asleep

[@darkjackl999]

Ok that was better than i expected 10/10 GFE (girlfriend explosive)

[@BirdLeavesNoEggs]

lmfaoooo this is so well done

[@ramagidon9505]

Yeah, truly well deserved place in phase connect

[@diitrii]

kept getting recommended these ASMR goofs and this one’s good

[@JustVeryTired.]

Man this asmr really had me sleeping all over the place... literally.

[@Sqidzies]

ASMR videos are wild man

[@blodi2188]

"better to have a gf that blows you up, than to have one that doesn't blow you at all"

[@edsheeranahmet6572]

I'm blown away by this performance. Nice work Jerry!

[@Yuuzer_]

Knocked me right out to sleep! Forever!

[@kevlarandchrome]

Just what I always wanted, thanks Jelly!

[@xboomslayer2]

best ad i've ever received, hands down

[@hermos3602]

I just got this in an ad. The only time I don't skip an ad. 😅

[@HZStudios2023]

I love this

[@CelticAssassin]

The fact she lacks the brain power to realize the bomb blew us up really adds to the experience honestly

[@oooalonsonacho6935]

The only GFE experience that gets me to click

[@echo-rose]

"where'd you go" is crazy, LMAO

[@invictus8539]

Asmr I never knew I'll ever need

[@WhiteGuyGraal]

I'm blown away.

[@dylannix4289]

JFE: -Jelly- *Jihadi* Friend Experience

[@Maori.Nz.6969]

This was awesome

[@RetySempai]

"Honey where did you go?" "Hmm there you are.. and there.. and there..."

[@pikafoxelectricpro9622]

G your voice is really good. I enjoyed this

[@soaringturtle2388]

This is peak. I don’t know what else to say. JELLY COOKED

[@chocolatetheeevee]

Worth it

[@circularangle4324]

That kind of gift would blow my mind.

[@Nahan_Boker94]

Perfect ASMR doesn't exi-💥💥💥

[@TheRealBeauDiddlie]

I love it 👍🏻

[@ZcorpLabs]

best ad ever

[@sonotfunnny]

This will be on repeat

[@novatair9651]

truly an asmr of all time