Failling at rock, paper & scissors multiple times ; The Critical Role cast edition

Here is a video of the cast of Critical Role failing at Boulder, Parchment & Shears, or the Exandria equivalent to Rock, Paper & scissors.
Enjoy:)
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[@MeonLights]

Marisha's quick "You don't know Boulder Parchment Shears?!" In Kiki's almost offended tone always cracks me up

[@abbakarenina]

love how it’s the resident immortal who’s the one to correct paper to parchment

[@sagescribe_]

He's so old I'm surprised he doesn't call it papyrus

[@jacklarus]

Vellum. Cave wall.

[@FoxGamer39618]

Well it was all the rage in his time.

[@haventakloo]

i love the 3 person clip where u can see everyone’d heads darting back and forth to check and slowly realizing that no one won

[@3RacoonsInATrenchCoat]

"There's no way that happens again" - Man who rolled three Nat 1s in a row

[@Scorpious187]

Ashley: "That's why it doesn't work with three people!" Also Ashley: *holds up eight fingers*

[@fire_playz5110]

Lmao😂

[@dialgafan1063]

I love how in a game about deciding things randomly with dice they decide to use this to decide things randomly.

[@michs342]

I mean those three-ways failures are so ridiculous and funny that I can't help laughing every time I see it.

[@literatouristin]

"I'm so disappointed right now." Taliesin is truly the dad of the group.😂

[@matthewletexier]

Percy was always the only adult in any given situation

[@alunbuss7877]

"1, 2, 3 - I punch her." "NEVER MIND! Not disappointed!"

[@dull_demon4717]

Timestamp?

[@TheDangerNoodle]

"Its a stupid game kids play. I have a better version of that game...we can play it later." Im dying.

[@testfire3000]

Ashley is so awesome and hilarious.

[@thespittake6636]

2:05 Matt looked so disappointed in himself!😂🤣

[@caketin6470]

it’s always astonishing to me how quick Marisha is with that initial joke

[@secretsalute]

This is why they play Rollies in Marquet

[@richardd3367]

now we need "Boulders, parchments, AND shears fall, everyone dies." 😂

[@SPITZtheGOD]

3 people works. You just have to repeat until 1 person beats the other two

[@TheFansOfFiction]

Liam is correct: it's one, two, three, shoot.

[@VegetaLF7]

I'm with Ashley and Liam. It's 1, 2, 3, shoot. Just like when you and another person are jumping from something or doing something together that needs to be timed, it's 3, 2, 1, go.

[@innoden]

Obviously it's just based on when and where you grew up. But I'm with you too! It's the only correct way to play!

[@devonmcdaniel1176]

Yeah, I've always done "shoot after 3"

[@SirJonathonDanielGregorySrVthe]

Where I come from, we call it 'Paper Scissors Rock' and you say the name of the game and go on 'Rock'.

[@riv7509]

@@SirJonathonDanielGregorySrVthe I’ve seen it that way, but you still go on 4 because paper is broken into 2, right?

[@P0LARFANG]

Does...does Marisha choose parchment first every time?

[@jovalin5939]

well... on paper, it's a great strategy.

[@deucedead5089]

Also it looks like Ashley chooses boulder a lot

[@davidparkes7741]

@@jovalin5939 *Points.* Corner, now! Lol. To be fair though, it's an easy strategy to.... Shear.

[@Magrijack]

@@davidparkes7741 To stick with strategy like that you have to be... Boulder... than the average person.

[@alunbuss7877]

@@deucedead5089 That plan rocks though!

[@joshkorte9020]

It's always been rock, paper, scissors, shoot and you throw on shoot. So the counting way should be 1, 2, 3, shoot.

[@dopiley]

Thats why they changed to Rollies in Campaign 3

[@dravidpaiva686]

Wait till the new episode and then add that to this video xD

[@audoldends6799]

What ep is the Caleb vs Nott?

[@Marine_Brat]

@AudOldEnds Hello, I’m not sure if you still wanna know the Caleb vs Nott episode. But in case, you do, it’s the second part of episode 59. It’s during the battle scene, when Nott and Caleb were arguing about their placement of the line.

[@lilybromley4016]

What ep was 0:59

[@rebeccah6736]

My favorite thing about this is that rocks, paper, and scissors all can exist in a dnd setting and they just changed it for the fantasy vibe

[@jonsimpson6240]

Its the scissors that are sometimes questionable. Depending on tech and consistency.

[@MB-sq7yn]

I know it's not meant like this at all, but I got way too much joy out of "rocks can exist in DND"

[@dragonman969]

@@jonsimpson6240 apparently scissors around 4 thousand years old

[@jonsimpson6240]

@@dragonman969 scissors? Shears I would buy, but I would need some convincing about scissors. As the things that scissors are used for are fairly recent...

[@dragonman969]

@@jonsimpson6240 I just looked up earliest scissors, and most of the summaries on the first page said 3000 to 4000 years.

[@padaii]

I love that the immediate solution to the failure of the three-way game is to DO IT AGAIN.

[@garr_inc]

I mean, is there any other way?

[@gamergeek322]

Matt: "How have you all survived to level 12?" Me: Same

[@Tavish_Studios]

to quote Professor McGonagall: Sheer Dumb Luck!

[@xxdragonxx5640]

Spoiler: One didn't

[@toschiworlds7212]

@@xxdragonxx5640 more or less

[@coreworldbazti1561]

@@xxdragonxx5640 well yes, but you know...

[@davidparkes7741]

@@xxdragonxx5640 Too soon.

[@mrssuperstar411]

Its ironic how in sync they are as friends to get the same multiple times but also so chaotic they never remember when to shoot

[@carlotta4th]

Muscle memory, I have the same issue with my spouse who grew up on 4 when I grew up on 3. It never gets better, each time you forget that "they grew up weird."

[@TieflingKumasi]

“One, two, three…” “I punch her.”

[@richardd3367]

best response ever :)

[@gabegrether8647]

"Now I'm no longer disappointed."

[@Tesoro1996]

When Fjord won the boulder-parchment-shears and had to fly with the owl, that got me laughing so hard. xD

[@elbruces]

"That's how this works, right? AAH!"

[@k.whatever9046]

he'd been against flying with the owl bc he'd already done it like twice but he won and STILL had to fly with the owl 😂

[@alunbuss7877]

@@k.whatever9046 He took it in STRIDE when it came with victory XD

[@sheisaxombie]

Marisha's "uhhhhhhhh" when they get confused kills me every time

[@monkeykingw]

1. 2. 3and I punch her is probably make second favorite moment, of course after the three way tie and Forjd winning

[@CaptainRed1000]

Which ep was that again?

[@elbruces]

@@CaptainRed1000 Campaign 1, either episodes 99 or 100, those were the only two with Jon Heder as the guest.

[@pendrake40]

(1:16) *[Matt Mercer]: **_How have you all survived to level 12?!?_** ~* It is these moments, as much as the deeply dramatic moments, when Critical Role is at its best. *;D* Thanks for uploading this, *SpeckoVids.* :)

[@davidmandell1727]

I want to know what Ashley's better version is. :)

[@valevoidscale]

This. This right here. ;)

[@FlowersForVax]

it probably involved neither boulder nor parchment, my friend ;P

[@Jtrent]

We're still waiting on Beauyasha to advance when Lucien isn't busy flortong with Caleb

[@davidmandell1727]

@@Jtrent Me, too! And for Sam to troll them hilariously, of course. :P

[@DocEJ]

Beau has a mirror ready

[@orafennell7022]

And here you can see Matt Mercer slowly losing his mind along with the rest of the cast:) love these guys:)

[@tristanmilner9511]

I love that this in universe game was brought up by the Barbarian with a 6 Int stat.

[@FerreusVir]

This is fucking PEAK dnd right here, most basic actions just end in complete chaos.

[@sneasnake6368]

Alternative title: The cast of Critical Role failing at boulder, parchment & shears for 4 minutes straight

[@mewzombieful]

"how have you guys survived to lvl12" Matt the dm

[@Acebender]

"It's something that kids play. I have a better version of that game. We can play it later." Ashley???

[@caspiandhampir2621]

I agree with Liam, it has always been 1 2 3 shoot. Idk what this shoot on three business is but I don't like it

[@rocksolid1954]

THANK YOU! SOMEBODY SAID IT!

[@marco0445]

lol funny thing is tho that IRL Zemnian, it is on drei and without shoot

[@Randomness823]

"Rock, paper, scissors, shoot" is how I've always played

[@harshman6530]

Remember, shooting prematurely is a common problem and should not be shamed.

[@isapu1948]

Here it has always been Zem Bom Bah. (Morocco)

[@ottokarl5427]

In "Zymnian" (rather in German) it would be on 3 btw, because usually we just say the three names and shot on the third one. So in german it would be "Schere, Stein, Papier" and you shot on "Papier".

[@smolbluegoblin]

hey, it's the same in French!

[@Sairin13]

They should have their characters carry dice to decide things, or would that break the story? Dice go back pretty far historically and could probably fit the diagetic narrative

[@xinahliaofthefeywild8985]

They do that now im C3 with Rollies

[@campgirl31]

Everyone else’s heads moving in unison in the 3 way clip is so good

[@135mikerules23]

“And on the third one I cast enlarge on the Titanstone Knuckles.”

[@alunbuss7877]

Which one was the Jester/Yasha/Beau game where they played a Mexican Standoff for the... I think second time?

[@alunbuss7877]

Like, what episode was that?

[@EightThreeEight]

That's Boulder-Parchment-Shears to you, my friend.

[@GinatCookie1234]

what is this "better version" they can play later? Please, tell me more...

[@jakecharron4300]

Maybe it's Boulder, Parchment, Sheers, Kobold, Wizard?

[@alextheaxolotl3031]

@@jakecharron4300 only if the Kobold dies in every combination and the wizards only weakness is paper

[@debuyarou7463]

I miss Lionel

[@Brainflayer]

Aka Matthew Mercer slowly loosing the will to live in 3 Minutes and 54 Seconds

[@testfire3000]

Thanks for putting this together and posting it.

[@Chrosteellium]

"That's how this game works! AAAGH!"

[@Kaii540]

2:47 not sam playing too

[@dnf-dead]

I wonder who had the braincell during this?..... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@toxiclunch]

Why is it always Adrian Holovaty? xD classic Gypsy Jazz

[@mathybrain8]

At the end, was Ashley/Yasha suggesting the OTHER type of roshambo?

[@torakunoichi]

Oh trust me the Star Trek one is much more complicated than just three items

[@marcoskenji1983]

@SpeckoGirl, the cast of Critical Role is laughter in 1:22-2:00

[@polyliker8065]

That 'uuuuuuh' will be forever funny lmao