GHETTO WAITER!

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BLOOPERS: • BLOOPERS!: GHETTO WAITER
/ pagekennedy
/ whoisutv
/ amilonakis
/ theinversemedia
/ celestesullivan

[@DashieXP]

Who tryna Hulu and Relax?

[@ShawtyMane316]

Me

[@sevlows]

meeee

[@TGMDom]

Me

[@jamesjeames]

me dashie

[@dave-sr1wb]

me haha

[@DashieGames]

about time you got back on these skits mah boy! keep that up!

[@alonsolupercio9108]

WAT UP DASHIE

[@jonbit0419]

HELL YEAH!!!!

[@kermit7198]

Damn dash replying to your own damn videos?!?!

[@derangeddodge179]

hey dash. what dat mouff do doe?😐 No pause

[@graalglitcher]

HAAYYYYYPE

[@roxiatarka]

5:22 On my birthday I want people singing this instead of the regular song lmao

[@rinjinsherpa.1359]

AYY AYY!. Lets clam down. That's going to be $75. EACH . . . . 5:37

[@elidagoat6742]

Just did this to my friend 🤣🤣💀

[@Yantonio7]

lol

[@ark4dius]

Today is my bday and it’s my first time watching this...

[@Yourmom-ev7tf]

Fr

[@TensuKawakab]

Every time Dashie plays any customer service role he always seems to fit the part.

[@Facade953]

LMAO!Dashie deserves his own comedy show on TV.

[@trelltinsley9427]

LegendOfLegends19100 the day that happens: TV will be getting a huge favor

[@Facade953]

Trell Tinsley That's for sure!

[@JxayXNet]

I’m in 2019 it never happen sorry 😐

[@dosuuleaks2751]

@@JxayXNet yes :(

[@liluzivert3524]

Same.

[@mikhailhussain1255]

I WAS FUKIN DYING WHEN THE MANAGER SAID MY NIGGAAAAA!!!!

[@bergamothecrusher1318]

same lool

[@zjkgaming3037]

Jools Stewart hi my name is cooper can you plz watch my video

[@keniathehen7862]

@Xcfly Gaming Yes he does, one video tho.

[@JAYFORCE113]

No

[@pricerse4684]

Is u black

[@TAKEYOBITCHMUSIC]

3:58 me when the squad laughing at a joke I didn't get

[@sw1rly801]

It be like that too much.

[@kasino4960]

“Who this lul punk ass cake foh” Had me dying the way he came out holding it and said it🤣🤣💀

[@marquislovitt5795]

jd got a good ass jayz impression

[@JonCampbell29]

Marquis Lovitt I was just saying the same thing 😂😂

[@marquislovitt5795]

BlackFox Simmer ikr

[@kennethsvideos3798]

Marquis Lovitt Lol he said get yo ass up out of here.

[@KOSHIFROMTHEROC]

6:09 how JD walked in doe

[@ChildofYAH]

@@CommandoDev_ Jay Z

[@Axel-gv7li]

the happy birthday song part had me dying XD

[@rhondapassmore91]

Me too

[@ghostafk1139]

😭😂😂😂😂

[@death1372]

“Yeah the pizza really good cause I just ate the last slice”😂😂

[@dogethegamer967]

it turned into a beyond scared straight scene at3:00

[@Lil_pump-ey7xs]

Dogethegamer 3:00

[@itshk9427]

OMG IKR!!!

[@SpjojoMusic]

🤣

[@IFollowYahuah]

just peep that's Andy milanockis I thought that was a lesbian chick 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeuel9192]

Jumpman tK same😂😂

[@Its_mir2001]

Jumpman tK 的 isn't Andy Milonakis like 40 something?

[@Its_mir2001]

Jumpman tK 的 that's low-key sad 😂😂

[@IFollowYahuah]

Tahmir Lamb lol

[@offficialjb177]

Ayyyy wattup jumpman

[@kiaerstindavis2086]

2:45 😂😂😂😂 when the teacher say you can partner up

[@cookiezandicecream0410]

Toy Fredina lol

[@princesivil9898]

3:14 would be better because we all know people get trampled and pushed to the side of the room

[@domii4x_933]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@redmanson98]

Wait, MJF’s theme music from AEW is stock music?😂😂 @4:33

[@raymondcorrea9843]

Dash this shit was dope...

[@angelawashington5582]

yep

[@picax1731]

Hell yea!

[@11232EMAN110]

This shit got my ass dying 😂

[@thiefofjustice4495]

That ending tho, 😆😂

[@elijahparham9169]

That voice crack at 5:13 tho

[@rugrats9386]

Elijah Parham what voice crack

[@volticnaz]

Elijah Parham lol

[@itshk9427]

I'm dying 😂

[@LeojusticeTV]

😂😂😂

[@WhimsyLove]

Its at 5:14

[@Baczamlp]

4:24 mjf theme

[@TAKEYOBITCHMUSIC]

3:06 my reaction when my ex said I think it's time we.....

[@VincentWeir]

Appetyzers: Meet Baullz Sammich Chiughps Untreyz: Sahlad Pixxuh Soop Ribbbz Deezertz: Ayze Creem Slyze of Py Kayke Drinx: Leen Jooce Akahol Warter

[@fozehuzz6901]

sneks: appolz crakorz

[@jtbaronowki]

+FoZe Huzz L

[@fozehuzz6901]

+justin baronowski stfu that doesn't make sense

[@jtbaronowki]

+FoZe Huzz L

[@deservedw6071]

+FoZe Huzz take this D D D D D D D D D D D D D D. D D. D D D. D D D D D D D D D

[@smokedawgart]

Some sick ass collaborations, never thought I'll see Dashie and Andy in one video 😂😂☺️

[@smokedawgart]

Skit

[@DrinkmoWater.]

&BB girl looking fine playing innocent

[@mrhi4230]

Love that happy birthday song

[@darylfleurisma7820]

Beat drops: Happy Birthday...... Happy Motherfuckin birthday!!! It had me rolling!!!!

[@tiffanylee3866]

Daryl Fleurisma me too I was crying at work over that it was so funny

[@tytk]

"What do you recommend I get?" "I recommend your bitch ass look at the menu." Love you dashie

[@Plutonic]

Dude had lean on the menu lmfao

[@AJ.224]

I died when I seen that Bruh

[@Plutonic]

my boi gonna get seizures like weezy lol

[@jbmcnasty9243]

+AccurateOG He get seizures from all the coke he snort

[@makaylam2816]

and spelled it "leen"

[@IllegalJumper]

Michael the gamer a4 jjjj

[@valleyguns2288]

this is gourmet right here dashie: throws it on the ground 😂

[@blkpanthercreative]

Can’t believe it’s been 7 years since this dropped feels just like yesterday 🙌🏽

[@nephyr6292]

Damn she got cake! And I aint saying that cause its her birthday..

[@Randy-oq7gx]

I see you mah boi😂😂

[@jaydonstewartjts]

XD

[@RickyTPB4L]

W 😂😂

[@loganquiles5434]

xD xD

[@vaisn]

W

[@MerryCornet8987]

This is by far the best getto episode ever

[@callagoat1470]

agree

[@picax1731]

Got that right! :D

[@Mvrko.J]

agreed

[@Javannie]

+Jaymoney agreed

[@jayubig]

4:24 OMFG MJF THEME SONG LOLOLOL

[@vazquiqui6669]

bro i heard this too 😂😂

[@Daniel-xo3qi]

his skits are absolute classics

[@sullyc7680]

ANY1 GOT ANY LEMONADE DEAD AF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Lilmissbrit326]

Lol

[@BBand0]

That had me dying

[@KhalilCora]

+Sully C HOV , gtf out lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@zeborku6659]

did it said lean on the menu?

[@maya_apologies]

+Sully C Thats so funny, considering that Beyonce had a flim called Lemonade

[@sammymarie794]

What's rude is that shirt you got on lmao dead 😂💀

[@sirmikehm]

2020 need some skits dash. i’m binge watching all yo skits right now cause they so dayum funny😂

[@DogMad54]

Who came from the logic and dashie video ?

[@djb3074]

I died when the guy said u better put some respeck on my girls name! LOL

[@bluepearl6560]

😂😂😂

[@thatdude3822]

It's Andy

[@HappyRobot13]

+Mananeao SD no it's a guy

[@xXDavidXx916]

It's Andy Milonakis

[@JuanMartinez-qc9eu]

XD

[@drez7073]

"that will be 75 dallas..........each" I'm done xD

[@yoaashay]

inspired by slender man

[@carolando69]

+Aashay Mantri lol that slender reference. remember this- Slender: I got bullets and that will be $500.............each

[@obieoguejiofor7994]

Ikr 😂😂😂👍🏾💸

[@mretp6700]

+Rolando carr ikr

[@goobs5561]

dashie never fails to make me have to rewind the video 10 times

[@shameyboismith3505]

4:24 ghetto waiter is better than you, and you know it

[@VSTHWRLD]

LMAO WHEN THE BOSS CAME IN 😭😭😭 THE TRIPLE TAKE WITH THE MUSIC I'M DEADDDDD

[@princessbeexxxx]

Forget Ihop and Denny's birthday songs, I want Dashie and Ken to sing happy birthday to me!

[@mannyvillegas3783]

W

[@choppaboyant608]

W

[@choppaboyant608]

and happy bday

[@nancy__ramirez1563]

my birthdat is tommorow

[@choppaboyant608]

+N A N C Y R A M I R E Z my bday april 30th

[@T.D.O]

Can’t Believe he got Page Kennedy as The Manager I love Dashie and how much work he put in his Videos

[@brittanyky.]

This skit... I can’t 🤣😭☠️

[@mullena.sakura3342]

MUDAPHUCKA I BE RIGHT WITCH U SHIIIITTTT!!!!! XD

[@EdDaBawsh]

HAPPY MUTHA FUCKIN BURF DAYE!!!!!!!!

[@dtrizzle67]

LMAO

[@tatianapierce6019]

that part was funny as shit!😂

[@tyrenpayne7299]

+Ruby Williams Anti UTTP happy birthday

[@kdrip319]

I know that was my part

[@tyrenpayne7299]

Ruby Williams Anti UTTP your welcome :3

[@hamimzaman6762]

one of the best videos of #Dashie.... love you man..✌

[@joshuagriffith7189]

ORIGINAL, UNDERRATED, a fan since 2010 here.

[@alexpalmer7014]

J.D. at the end had me in tears

[@Farquaad305]

He asked for lemonade 😂

[@michellefeaster9429]

LOL RIGHT!!!!

[@RockNRolla1212]

"y'all got any lemonade? hehehehe."

[@tiaj8736]

"you better put some respect on my girls name" lool

[@abrahamcardenas4344]

** Respeck

[@yuichiko]

+Abraham Cardenas *** Respek

[@Th3GoatMan]

+Shadow Jago na na na its respeck

[@yuichiko]

TheAmaznGoatMan birdman calls it respek

[@Matt_Underwood]

It is Respeck, Birdman replaced the 'T' with a 'K'

[@strikeflameflame5062]

every single one of these vids get me in tears

[@dentraeveuswilliams2873]

JD MAKE ME LAUGH WHEN HE DOES JAY Z BRUH HE IS HILARIOUS

[@kennedyangelwalker]

Can we have the birthday song lyrics?

[@blambo8781]

happy birfday happy modafukin birfday happy birfday... ...HAPPY MODHAFUKING BIRFDAY

[@JDMBOI7]

trump sighting

[@thdis_9235]

JDMBOI7 what

[@gabeitches87]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY MOTHAFUCKIN BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY MOTHA FUCKIN BIRTHDAY!!!

[@nouaman2831]

Dashie as a waiter is funny as fuck!

[@MultiNicholasf]

Ikr this is probably one of the best in the ghetto ads series

[@nouaman2831]

AMV king Yeah!

[@JustPablo5000]

Andy Milonakis holy fuck face!!!

[@aetreusx]

Exactly what I thought the best one

[@sweethalfnote]

Watch your profanity

[@NostaNJ]

This how popeyes employees be treating you💀

[@Zallufer]

Lol

[@bobhondacivic8205]

4:17 "uhhh. Do you recommend anything?." You know what *checks out ass* I sure do

[@citomusprime]

Was that JD at the end? Yoooo!!!!

[@jessieshort5404]

Yep 😂

[@ohhminik9681]

Yea

[@obieoguejiofor7994]

😁😱😂

[@ArisingHeroBeAHero]

+Cito YAS!

[@joshlevane5287]

j to tha dizle*

[@jonathanthegamer6132]

the end was funny as hell

[@zakichan851]

I still remember watching this video when it came out, these were good times

[@christaylor7916]

Lol "That'll be 75 dollars." lol

[@Diylisandro]

omg lol it was funny when the manager was like oh he being rude... mah nigga 😂

[@vinto7503]

AmtrakHan6903 it's a really loose term tho, most people will use the phrase without the person actually being black

[@ryanmaldonado6572]

He ain't tan, he was the same shade as that light skin girl bc hes Hispanic

[@exposedblue7298]

When you stupid at so you read it as Ghetto Water

[@justanaverageviewer1694]

When you're stupid "af" so you put stupid (at) instead of "af"

[@thedoppleganger88]

savage lol

[@nnaattee]

+Anthony MythCaster When you're a bitch

[@exposedblue7298]

When you stupid af so you cant edit your comments

[@justanaverageviewer1694]

nate​ when your tired of watching porn so you decide to go be a troll on youtube

[@chelseamiller6843]

Dude dashie I love your videos keep up the awesome work

[@eveyandaharrison5340]

Costumer: Ya’ll killing me with this right now! Dashie: I mean you killing me with your breath but.... Me: 😂😂😂

[@teen17]

XD

[@jojojelly4316]

You better put some respek on it

[@braven5430]

wow

[@irv7605]

+Jojo Jelly ricegum brodie!!

[@DrinkmoWater.]

Respuhhct

[@frankheald4155]

let me guess you watched blastphamoushd TV react to it

[@brandon7406]

Lol I just got done watching that

[@Mister_Cool]

To be fair..he's got it pretty tough. Apparently on top of being a waiter..Dashie is also a cashier, bartender, and a chef. HAHAHA

[@shelleybean4820]

+Mike Chance and a realtor lol

[@ElontaHenderson]

+shelleybean4820 and a doctor

[@shelleybean4820]

hahaha yup...he's a busy man, that dashie lol

[@alexandermitchell637]

bro that was hilarious you should keep making these skits

[@daviddeleon2071]

5:57 Damn dashie with dem elbows

[@myst.8046]

DAMN! Its been a hot Minute!

[@PHDAdvance]

Ikr

[@rafahl_nikou3808]

That's right

[@joshuaexceus8213]

iiiiiiiikkkkkkkrrrrrrr

[@_Trey-3]

I don't like odd numbers so I changed the likes to 70 but then I thought at school they call my name first and number 1 is odd number so I changed that bitch back to 69 you fell me dog (dashie steer face)

[@xuifocs]

Facts

[@amirgarcia547]

This had me literally dying OML.💀 And was that the homie JD at the end?!

[@BandzzWZ]

😂😂😂 yup

[@yedamproductions1331]

+Amir Garcia No it was JayZ

[@tyrinwhitecloud9994]

yes😂

[@Dash999k]

get well soon.

[@starisesun7692]

literally when is her funeral???

[@marquesbkrown761]

0:20 how I will start my first job

[@KDShaolinMenace]

THIS GOURMET RIGHT HERE

[@iloveqatar]

Dash come awn. Need more than a video every two months.

[@xxgoonridersxx1424]

Factss

[@BISERBOI]

+Kinoyo it's because his gaming channel.

[@GoldFledgEnt]

+wade biser (biser21) Sound like the title of his mixtape lol on that Gambino status

[@dionwoods1196]

maybe take a while to make it perfect

[@luubiiiscallywags8179]

Quality over quantity

[@dangelosavage4985]

Dashies acting has improved a lot over the years he need to be in the movies

[@kevincaudle5732]

Keep Up The Great Work Dashie

[@zariahthehunt3717]

this is still my fav skit

[@frenapocoperotienemotoraud326]

6:09 I just love how he enters HAHahAHAh look at the look dashie gave him.

[@EleyahJb]

"You better put some respek on my girl's name!" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@electricasfelectricasf2656]

Its just a video respekt

[@Evillainess]

"Whats rude is that shirt you got on" lmfaooo i cant

[@deadkey1482]

This is still my favorite skit

[@petrify7759]

Isn't that the guy that rice gum roasted

[@velocity2931]

Yeah it is

[@petrify7759]

+Velocity ™ why does he look likes he 15

[@velocity2931]

MysticPanda it's a disorder that he has

[@TheShinyDwarf1]

That's Andy Milonakis he had his own show on MTV back in 2006 he has a growth hormone disorder he looks like he's 12 when he's actually 37

[@petrify7759]

Wow wtf

[@MindOfSwirv]

Hey Dashie i'm been watching you since 80k on DashieXP and 60k on DashieGames and i just wanted to stop by and say congrats on all the success in the last few years.

[@MindOfSwirv]

Congrats My Dude!

[@ItzKasuna]

jk

[@nouraldinalyousuf2955]

same

[@graalglitcher]

Swirv get yo commentatin ass back on Twitter and gimme some memes

[@DashieXP]

+Swirv I appreciate that! thank you for sticking around!

[@K-Nott]

Dashie top 10 best KZbinrs

[@paragonoftorna2548]

Dashie always makes me laugh, let's Hulu and Relax mah boy!

[@sashaiscalledsasha]

When PageKennedy came out I knew this video would be gold 😂

[@deederl]

Did anyone else catch that hint that "Jay z" dropped?

[@jasminewilliams3239]

yep lol

[@jaredpeyton9881]

YES!

[@cesareduardo595]

when

[@alicesavage69420]

What hint? All I can think of is that the "ho" combined with his hand gesture is a reference to Tien's "kikoho" from Dragon Ball.

[@AlexRamirez-ng7hg]

+Kyle Ashby тнe нιnт waѕ тнaт нe ѕaιd "y'all goт leмonade. "вecaυѕe oғ вeyonce'ѕ ѕong leмonade and вecĸy wιтн тнe good нaιr, a gιrl wнo rυмored, cнeaтed wιтн jay z on вeyonce

[@shufdog]

I come back to this video a lot.

[@zariahthehunt3717]

Fav skit to this day

[@BuckMastersGaming]

5:35 why am I laughing at this part? Lol.😂😂😂 HAPPY MUTHAF#%KIN BIRTHDAY!

[@kebby9739]

Yeoooo jd's voice impression of jay z....I can't 😭😭

[@samguzman6787]

4:24 mjf

[@galaxy-17.999]

i just noticed that too 😂

[@jutk2679]

I didn't even know that was page Kennedy at the time lol

[@kuhcy]

that chick is hottt no wonder dashie want that

[@AJTruscello]

Realistic Kush he tryna hulu and relax

[@clarissa.1634]

Realistic Kush he want the puh...

[@jmarr240]

the girl in the black jacket nice too

[@deanmukande3259]

jmarr240 💀

[@christianjones1958]

Dean Mukande Should we tell him??💀

[@laughingjack7908]

costumer: you know this is my first time here dashie: yeah ok I don't give a fuck

[@welcome14783]

😂😂

[@welcome14783]

😂😂

[@YACHI0000]

i was done! lol 😂

[@future_nitro2357]

i watched this when it first came out and came back years later to like it😂😂😂

[@mahlonkapule7304]

That happy birthday song was LIT🔥

[@Ringo-wb6gk]

MY NIGGA THEY ASKED FOR LEAN!

[@dxrkkxyza6103]

lol

[@zeroleaderleon8174]

anyone hear CHRONIC

[@Reptilebrotha]

Chiiilllll

[@joejokool]

GIVE US ANNOYING ASS FRIEND 5 ! ! SIR, PLEASE ! !

[@sethpennington3297]

+joejokool LOL

[@talibin]

YESS

[@KuriBoh94]

takeover 4😱😱😱

[@MaxMaximusGr]

lol

[@GabrielPingel]

I love how the entire restaurant is named after Dashie, yet he is only the waiter.

[@kakarrot23]

Tht beat was sick