The random fast tapping inbetween his whining gets me every time lmaoo
@jacksonnyman1093 Жыл бұрын
He's like oh yea I forgot I was doing asmr😂😂😂
@JoeDIck-xy6dz7 ай бұрын
lol wtf
@carnagewholaughs16515 ай бұрын
Bj Blaskawitz really lost his marbles after the coma
@AFreshHotBunАй бұрын
IM THE ALPHA
@memy9909 Жыл бұрын
14:24 perfectly described himself
@BLU-MISFIT Жыл бұрын
I’m dead. It’s when he said “I’ve got a girl in the UK she’s /like/ 18” bro knows he’s a p3d0. Can’t believe I used to like this guy as a person. His live streams showed the real side of him.
@t440411 ай бұрын
textbook projection
@fostersstubbyasmr9557 Жыл бұрын
Actually fell asleep to this
@casey66610 ай бұрын
hahahaha...i dont fall asleep i just love watching him doing stupid thing to himself
@Nicorodriguez486 ай бұрын
lmaoooooo yo same lol underated commnt
@madtrip27918 сағат бұрын
Ghetto rage role play 😴😂
@KrazzyKay99 ай бұрын
Does he realize this is what the trolls want...
@fresh_4214 ай бұрын
yeah but he does it anyways
@D2cuteho3 ай бұрын
his brain doesn't function pass crash out
@turboshazed737011 ай бұрын
"yall need to come meet me im not coming out there". HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
@ImJugg2 ай бұрын
him saying "rizz" and "alpha" got me thinking he trolling
@idkatm7843Ай бұрын
If he is, he is the best at making it look real. No LolCow comes even slightly close to making it look real. I don't think he is that talented. It has to be real.
@John_Snowbird Жыл бұрын
Andy Kaufman wished he could make performance art comedy like this.
@johnnonamegibbon35803 ай бұрын
The sad thing is half the people watching literally don't get it.
@zankom417 Жыл бұрын
Every sentence he says is projection
@broo946 Жыл бұрын
6:34 how did they make his friends die lmaoo
@casey666 Жыл бұрын
by ranting the same sh!t for 3 years
@samaaaa1 Жыл бұрын
"I got a beautiful woman in the uk she's like 18" lmaooo man
@iandinwoodie Жыл бұрын
Spends the rest of stream ranting about how no girls give him a chance 🤦♂️
@kaydenka1 Жыл бұрын
I bet she’s either underage, a troll or doesn’t exist. He has such an ugly, toxic and violent personality I doubt any girl would (willingly) go near him.
@GhettoASMRReuploads Жыл бұрын
Great job man 😂
@spejblab Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Lastdon56 Жыл бұрын
8:00 😂😂😂😂😂
@420hangtimes55 ай бұрын
Bro I literally couldn’t stop laughing for like 30 min straight
@homophobicyoda3 ай бұрын
No way he's still going lmaooo
@rosepetalsishere Жыл бұрын
18:05 the birds makes it so relaxing
@OGHalloweenfreak6 ай бұрын
Fr
@gaedzable4 ай бұрын
17:11 ”I’ll never be back on KZbin, I hate them” guess who’s back on KZbin
@ItsSamHussey Жыл бұрын
Yeah trying to date an 18 year old on the other side of the world at the age of 31 isn’t good 😂
@Oncehermes Жыл бұрын
And the 14 year old...and the 16 year old..and 17...
@pineapplesodah Жыл бұрын
Bet bro has that “Once women turn 30, they have nothing to offer” mindset.
@thegovtdoesntcareaboutyou11 ай бұрын
What? Are you actually serious?
@982tarheel11 ай бұрын
yea he is serious he was talking to a 14 yo girl in a weird way, like he is a pedo@@thegovtdoesntcareaboutyou
@johnnonamegibbon35803 ай бұрын
@@thegovtdoesntcareaboutyou I can't tell who's trolling what at this point.
@avfc85 Жыл бұрын
The crazy thing is that in the United States this man who clearly has mental health problems can legally go and purchase a firearm.
@kaydenka1 Жыл бұрын
That’s something that legit freaks me out and I’m glad I don’t live in the US. My country has good quality mental healthcare and strict gun control laws that prevent guys like him from shooting up the nearest daycare (prob his fav place since he’s a disgusting pedo).
@toohda Жыл бұрын
Only if he could hide it, if you have a diagnosed mental illness you can’t
@BdoubleU24 Жыл бұрын
Does anyone notice when he gets on this lioness thing he always wants to meet up with girls in the summer, not spring, winter or fall summer only! 😂🤣😂
@lad_elusive10 ай бұрын
Hahaha. Well observed!
@casey6668 ай бұрын
hahaha....maybe on summer his mommy ggave him allowance money for him to leave the house
@beefpatrick852121 күн бұрын
The comments killing me 😭
@Ln9ne Жыл бұрын
Why are yall lionesses not rocking out with Dorian?
@casey666 Жыл бұрын
2:36 dorian said he got a really beautiful uk girl at the age of 18.....i really wanna see her..or hes high from drugs....hahahaha
@littlemisfortune9290 Жыл бұрын
how tf old is he to go for teens
@casey666 Жыл бұрын
@@littlemisfortune9290 he doesnt care about age....as long as its walking and got hole....hes ok with it
@unknownuser038 Жыл бұрын
@@casey666rock out with him
@trapnews40 Жыл бұрын
@@casey666and that's okay with you too I bet . If you want to see a underage girl 😭
@TextbookSadass7 ай бұрын
As an 18 year old girl from the UK, she probably isn't beautiful
@casey666 Жыл бұрын
this is serious business coz dorian is waving his hands..hahaha
@Chickenlegs8083 ай бұрын
I think his mom checked on him at 11:49 while he was screaming. You can see that he started getting quiet as if he woke her up lmao
@casey66611 ай бұрын
its 2024 i miss this crazy dorian... is he still alive and is he still a virgin on 2024??
@mikesdistribution69849 ай бұрын
Hes live right now and hes just as delusional
@garyrideout10894 ай бұрын
love this man
@AceDeclan10 ай бұрын
Dudes got a fairness fallacy
@Beaudunk5 ай бұрын
That sounds like a good Band Name.
@ASMRStud Жыл бұрын
funny shit
@andreuschristy8448 Жыл бұрын
I always though this guy was just a bit different, and didnt get many subs cuz he wasnt a hot girl and his equipment wasnt good enough. After seeing this i think hes very mentally ill and i see why he hasnt gotten anywhere with ASMR 🤷♂️
@BlackSheep513 Жыл бұрын
8:00
@Niaz_S6 ай бұрын
Bro he racist too lmao. Bum.
@casey6669 ай бұрын
this is what crazee people looks like in philadelphia
@asmrfanboy7130 Жыл бұрын
Please upload more this is the best Asmr 😂
@casey6662 ай бұрын
i miss this crazee dorian
@lad_elusive Жыл бұрын
Is this actually from 2023? I thought since he's been confined to TikTok he hasn't been able to launch his delusional tirades, but I'm probably wrong. Sad to witness this but it's unfortunately very entertaining as well.
@unknownuser038 Жыл бұрын
Y'all diggin?
@emilybraverman42998 ай бұрын
hes rlly relaxing and i use to be a huge fan but lately he’s been giving incel. its one thing to be angry at internet trolls, but to feel entitled to the idea of “having a woman” because others are in relationships is straight incel.
@404vv Жыл бұрын
im scared
@casey6669 ай бұрын
go take your crazee pill dorian
@aadendemers28577 ай бұрын
3:01 😂
@kinglisco137911 ай бұрын
Mexicans have Iberian ancestors lol he’s Mexican ancestors is probably not a full blood Spaniard lol he’s just white because his mixture of Anglo/celtic/ etc
@casey6669 ай бұрын
11:58 i donno where shes been or....she doesnt exist.??..hahaha....what cartoon did you watch today dorian..??..hahaha