Ghostmates - ralphthemoviemaker

[@Tofuey]

Remember when smosh was the world's most popular channel

[@ServingKant42069]

M pokemon theme song

[@TheUltimateRiku]

Back in 2010-2012, before they stopped being in charge of making the skits and before they added a bunch of extras. I used to love watching their skits then, for a bit of dumb fun.

[@vicki9937]

So was FRED but that isnt saying much either.

[@esaw7067]

M That's the sad bit

[@poop-mv6pe]

4 different times

[@YMSPlays]

I could see someone saying something about criticizing KZbinr made movies as "low hanging fruit", but I think it's important to really highlight the enormous lack of talent that goes into these films. It's literally a waste of time and money if you're making something this useless. When you could be green-lighting someone with real talent. - Merk

[@rikpeek6664]

AdumPlaze oh whats up merk nice to see you here too, when the fuck is the next 'adam and merk laugh at a terrible horror game that other people seem to like for some reason' comming out, cuz im starting to feel dead inside.

[@YMSPlays]

I wish I could say for certain but my schedule is so fucked that I can't say when. Sorry. Hopefully sooner rather than later. - Merk

[@RedLineTheMov]

also as soon as the bugdet is 1 mill or more then the public should demand some effort

[@NormalLee67]

Seriously. The only reason to get KZbin Red is for Mind Field, because it's made by somebody who genuinely has a passion for what he does, and it shows. All of the other YTR content I've seen is just recognizable faces shoved into shit shows/movies to trick people into paying for a shit subscription. They deserve every bit of criticism they get. Also I love you Merk please have my rat babies.

[@Coyotebriggs]

AdumPlaze i view it the same as crappy games on steam greenlight, if you charge money for it, it's completely open to criticism.

[@Guywhosayswisestuff]

I'm still not sure how old you exactly are, you say you live with your parents and don't sound that old, but you have the despair and the general feeling of having given up on life of a 50 year old guy in his midlife crisis on your face. Overall I love your content 9.5/10 keep it up.

[@jarmakey1]

I think he's 21-22. I remember him stating in a video from 2014 he was 18 or so. A good a time as any to give up on life.

[@CommanderNeutralGray]

"but you have the despair and the general feeling of having given up on life of a 50 year old guy in his midlife crisis on your face" Most college aged people are like that.

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

Joel Somich There's no fucking way his bed frame would look like that if he was living on campus

[@lifeoflopez]

Literally Satan uh no. That's exactly how dorm bed frames look like. And notice how there's two lol.

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

Lopez Well my bed frame looks like a fucking prison bed, so sign me tf up for whatever college you go to.

[@papayer]

"that wasn't even a clever joke" - an actual line dropped by a character in a comedy film

[@xygyaz]

context

[@thetreyceratops]

Michael:Gaming 16:32

[@SuperstrenghtPorygon]

Actually, it's "You know what, that's not even a clever joke, of a joke of my name"

[@pubesinyourchoccymilk7684]

@@xygyaz Context: a character saying a line we're supposed to go OOOOH SHIT at but it doesn't work because it's fucking insufferable, because we feel for the teacher and so it isn't funny in the least

[@CantStopJelqking]

Ian spoke out about the train-wreck that was this film on H3H3s podcast, saying they only had 15 days to film the movie and would often have to cut things the same day they were filmed. This, and along with the poor off-screen workers correlated to this mess. He is genuinely ashamed of this movie, if that makes you feel any better.

[@dawsonbrannan9977]

How does he feel about his last Smosh movie? He and Ian didn't even write it. Does he have similar feelings to Ghostmates?

[@dawsonbrannan9977]

*Anthony.

[@rainmanzed2664]

No excuse to not have a good script

[@maxs.6517]

?

[@salamanderavem3782]

Declan Lynch I think Ian should leave the smosh channel and start a new channel with Anthony. To start their creativity again. I grew up watching them and I really hate what the smosh channel is doing now. No creativity just a repetitive series that the channel thinks is good. I miss old KZbin

[@jetiscute1]

Dang, that was the quickest copyright removal I've ever seen.

[@Gammera2000]

Armin Arlert I never knew it was even up

[@Gammera2000]

Armin Arlert Was this from today?

[@ZackTheLightningNinja]

Parker Stetson yes

[@harmlesshawk1794]

It was taken down a few hours ago.

[@KickedBackL]

Armin Arlert Ikr

[@airsoft1238]

“ISIS executions are funnier than this movie.”- Ralphthemoviemaker 2017

[@henryhenryathome328]

allah akbare

[@williamthewretchedlbsc0070]

This comment is funnier then the movie

[@motherfreya2840]

Bro is savage.

[@MisterSpinalzo]

not without Jihadi John anymore

[@shadysam7161]

He is right though.

[@StevieMack]

I was so happy when I got cast to play the part as Rick Bowman aka Dick Blowman ... he was a sad bullied fellow indeed. Here's a little trivia; the Director's dad is Tim Robbins and his mom is Susan Sarandon.

[@scottydu81]

Oh damn, it’s you!

[@philleotardo8542]

Tim Robbins, that’s insane

[@Wiggimus]

Whoa...

[@atrep4585]

Adding to the cheapness thing... Monty Python and the Holy Grail is one of the funniest movies ever, and it was made with no budget. They couldn't even afford real horses (that's where the coconut joke came from)

[@J0SHUAKANE]

$400,000 is not what i would call "no budget", the costumes alone must have cost quite a bit.

[@moosenman]

JOSHUA KANE for a movie that is practically no budget. That is a tiny tiny *tiny* budget

[@ubermaster1]

@@J0SHUAKANE that is shit budget for a movie, most movies are at least around a million in budget if not more

[@Chewberto]

@@ubermaster1 Yeah, and even that is pretty small compared to most movies

[@J0SHUAKANE]

@@ubermaster1 i have thousands of movies made for less than $10,000. Some full of special effects. Olaf ittenbach, andreas schnaas & jimmy screamerclauz are great at those. Anything from dead alive productions or donna michelle.

[@bwallz4160]

Well, that's why Anthony left Smosh.

[@42ndblaze43]

D. Baggins Anthony did leave I don't see why this should enrage you

[@gracekim1998]

Oh

[@Templarfreak]

@ D. Baggins aha ha ha ha , yes , let us read hunger games and twilight and 50 shades of gray , because all books are perfect stories , ha ha ha

[@thinking924]

One year later now it's why Smosh left Smosh

[@Mike-wb3oc]

His name is militant hatred guys, he's still in his edgy phase guys.

[@GalacticLoafy]

Whatever happened to the Smosh that danced to Mortal Kombat in 2007? *Goes and rewatches their oldest videos* Nevermind, I was just 13.

[@natgarbage6771]

It's all good, everybody's got shit they loved when they were younger but cringe at later on

[@Cyrillus_EX]

GalacticLoaf the mortal kombat video was made in 2005

[@GalacticLoafy]

I posted a comment it was a guesstimate, I was pretty close. Thanks though.

[@Whienzarth]

GalacticLoaf i realized only recently that that was smosh. Jeez that was a long time ago

[@saltyswede7875]

Im 13 and i dont understand why anybody likes their content

[@BunnySenpai]

13:13 Little did Ralph know, not even a year later Jake Paul would do the same thing unironically in real life.

[@when7573]

Bunny Senpai we sure that wasn't Logan Paul? Actually, are we sure they're not the same person?

[@BunnySenpai]

FILTHY ACTS AT A REASONABLE PRICE: ROMANCE RAILROAD Oh fuck you're right. They're both colossal dumbasses, so I often get their names mixed up. My bad.

[@when7573]

1. They're both the same personality-less cardboard golems. One just taxed a rat. 2. I honestly forgot what Jake Paul did. Something, obviously.

[@paulmajano]

Bunny Senpai I think is the same asshole shaming the name “Paul” 😅

[@guts7925]

@@when7573 Fam I thought it was D4C and not that... horrendus change to avoid copyright from a song.

[@YTBraxxGaming]

I felt so bad for Rick Bowman

[@phlog_dog7336]

Dℹ️ck 🅱️l🅾️wm🅰️n

[@jeangrimshaw2208]

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[@kayu_music]

Yeah, is the joke meant to be that we don't care about his sad life? because it doesn't work

[@bensmith3272]

What is it with Ricks?

[@djtimmy8750]

Or "Pickle Rick" Bowman

[@Benzinilinguine]

the real tragedy is Ralph had to buy a youtube red subscription to make this review

[@jedyzichterman358]

Benzodiazepine There's a 30 day free trial

[@hoodedman6579]

I promise you, he made more than ten dollars off of the video, and he liked one show on it...

[@ryanhart6475]

No it's a tragedy because they got T!!!

[@sergiomanzanares6817]

Aaron Usher Which show

[@Fitzroyfallz]

It's not for everyone, but I personally get my money's worth. I don't watch much original content (although the Vsauce series is pretty good), but I use KZbin a lot and don't get any ads and can go out of the app or turn my phone off without the video stopping, and save them offline to watch without internet some other time. I don't recommend it if you don't spend a lot of time on youtube though.

[@lorikoot8085]

Saving private Ryan the beach storm scene was funnier than this

[@SatoshiKong]

Y'know, if you played the Benny Hill theme song over that scene, it *could* actually be pretty funny.

[@stebsis]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWLEYYGulNaKj9k This is pretty hilarious

[@cinematicrealms6265]

That scene is funny without the music

[@samland9570]

“Executive Producer Zack Snyder”

[@PunkRockLove01]

Who Killed Captain Alex had a budget of 200 bucks and was a great movie

[@araneaimperatrix9412]

PunkRockLove01 Well, it was actually a bad movie in most aspects, but the movie was made purely to entertain and does not take itself seriously, and it was pretty impressive for a 200 dollar movie made in a war zone where fresh water is a commodity.

[@PunkRockLove01]

Aranea Imperatrix no shit it was a bad movie in most aspects it was made by ugandans with a 200 dollar budget but it was made purely to entertain and it did so. it was also quite funny at times, and it was not a pure cash grab like many Hollywood movies

[@araneaimperatrix9412]

PunkRockLove01 You just restated my comment.

[@DaBeezNeez]

PunkRockLove01 What makes it work is just how passionate everyone working on the film is, I can't help but love it. Bless those filmmakers

[@r2micro373]

ACTION-PACKED MOVIE SUPA FIGHTER

[@Kohth_0]

Who Killed Captain Alex is a better movie than this and it was made with $200

[@patrickwillis1346]

E P I C M O V I E

[@patrickwillis1346]

D I N O S A U R S

[@alma3884052]

It was made with love

[@1billdorito]

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue! Everyone in Uganda knows Kung-Fu!

[@crapisforyou]

HI YOU ARE READING A KZbin COMMENT

[@geneyhoudini]

Ralph: Children of Sparrow Children of Sorrow: Am I a joke to you?

[@granolaassasin]

Geneyhoudini he lied.

[@cocopus]

@@granolaassasin she believed

[@Legendarycornet]

Chiliarchist sbeve

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Yes.

[@Arcademan09]

I used to love Smosh! When I was twelve. Holy shit, I can't believe how long they lasted

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

10 years of this shit

[@ConwayFreelanceDetective]

There’s always 12 year olds

[@zakbrandsinc]

Your statement about queefs is false. A queef may occur even without the penetration of a foreign object/penis. Good review though. Love, The Semen Demon

[@saturnia3182]

Kinky Kermit As someone who has a vagina, I can confirm this is true. I was also low key annoyed when he made that statement.

[@Error0101]

Kinky Kermit Your name made me laugh. Good job.

[@bagelsaredonutswithoutambi7113]

Why did you change your name. You know you can't change perfection

[@inversiold1751]

SpacePariah … annoyed? Why?

[@RPanda3S]

Inversiol D because a strong, independent woman don't need no man to queef

[@metademetra]

"Screw your roommate proposal" He...asked her to move in with him...and she responds by ending the relationship...that is what we call a crazy person. Also, if the idea was that the plot was left vague so that the actors can improvise, that CAN work. I mean look at the Genie in Aladdin. Half of what came out of Robin Williams' mouth was improvised (which worked out and made the Genie one of the most recognizable Disney sidekicks). The problem is your actors have gotta be at the top of their game in order to pull that off. Also, you need SOME semblance of a plot in the script.

[@milan3857]

That guy's name is Ryan Finnetry, cause he was Finna try and make a good movie.

[@dragonbreath9957]

C R O N E X X Great comment! Haha

[@blxrwtch]

Dexter Tinley Great comment! Haha

[@spanishman3272]

Vorebjörn Great comment! Haha

[@icanclimbanything6384]

How proud were you when you wrote that? Was it very? Because it should be.

[@robotbanana4261]

A clever comeback for the blowing guys question would've been something like: I'm sure you know loads more about blowing guys than me

[@armitx9]

We were wrong, jamal ate himself

[@thescienceofwallyworld5107]

I want this movie played at my funeral. It will increase the sadness in an otherwise, not sad death.

[@12345BarrySanders]

Why was Ralph saying Children of Sparrow when it was called Children of Sorrow?

[@Renogade]

ICR1 EVREITIEM haha

[@NagisaLvsYou]

Seth Rollins' Legs he correct that on his twitter

[@crematedpapa8521]

He lied

[@thejedisonic67]

Because he didn't want to talk about that one time Johnny Depp jacked a sparrow.

[@Krackerjax]

because its funny

[@finnsmilezz]

The Room is better than Smosh, matter of fact The Room is better than anything

[@UPtheIRONS52]

Because Tommy Wiseau is literally God.

[@shank549]

Oh hi Mark!

[@lydiarand4786]

You're tearing me apart Lisa!

[@hamishwilson9787]

I'm fed up with this world

[@mr.fruitrollup2ndchannel599]

Dolphin Girl 131410 I did nahhhwwwt!

[@santoroma17]

Why does he look like Ethan and Hilas son?

[@grantwilliams2650]

Matthew Santoro OH MY GOD YOUR RIGHT

[@Sandvichman.]

We might actually get to compare this, soon.

[@mowganashwey]

I have been thinking this!!

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

Hmm

[@swampyswamperton6536]

Did someone say... *Mystery Diners?*

[@BriannaBow]

Swampy Swamperton release the drone!

[@charlesstilesmysterydiners5475]

Hi, my names Charles Stiles, I’m with a company called Mystery Diners.

[@susanlittlejohn4988]

chessys chese challenge

[@fdr45]

Swampy Swamperton WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!

[@Sammy_Jankis]

Swampy Swamperton Turn up the heat Hollie

[@Weird_but_neat]

Cmon Ralph we both know you don't write your own skits Zack Snyder is obviously the creative genius behind your channel Ps why the reupload?

[@JoaoPedro-sh4st]

DoobieDrewbie They copyrighted the video

[@andrewwest7053]

I would want that picture at my funeral

[@rikpeek6664]

Andrew West not even a picture of yourself, just use the exact same one.

[@thatboy353]

I hate to say it but that "vape before announcing the death" scene was pretty funny... Only cuz I know a few vapers and that is some shit they would do.

[@Pansexual-Imp]

I chuckled a little too :3

[@chillpill1649]

Yeah same

[@gurrojos154]

Can you review R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet chapters 1 - 33?

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

Gryffindor44 why not

[@DopeLaSoul]

Joseph Gurrola lmao Please.

[@jermaineball8195]

OMG please!

[@aaronthebox]

Ralph will have to buy a gun first

[@jackbailey1987]

"he looks at the closet, I PULL OUT MY BERETTA"

[@thegreatbootleg2190]

Clerks was made by 2 nobodies and was shot from a budget of 27,000 dollars. This was made by a celebrity millionaire comedy duo with a budget of a few million dollars. Just take this in and think about it. Just take a second and think about it.

[@Werlerfer]

The Great Bootleg Want to see something re-re-re-re-re-re ally bad?

[@halos6180]

Organized Chaos Nooooooo

[@Werlerfer]

Das Legacy Too bad, bitch

[@halos6180]

Organized Chaos O

[@Awesomebaconman123]

The Great Bootleg Too bad Smith's later films have less clever dialogue. His first film will always be my favorite, hopefully Clerks 3 has the style of Clerks 1 but expands and goes beyond. Even have a little star wars conversation about the new episodes

[@Tonysoprano15]

Please don't explain how a queef works again

[@mintycactus9205]

I think it was the worst version I've ever heard. All wrong

[@testaccount9515]

@@mintycactus9205 Not surprising that Ralp isn't a sexpert

[@Psoriasism]

@testaccount Ralph crushes mad puss now ffs

[@OhElvira]

How does Ralph not know what a queef is?

[@Psoriasism]

OhElvira Queefs are typically associated with expulsion of air during coitus, so y’all need to respect Ralph’s knowledge of puss

[@drewpott]

Little did Ralph know all his issues with smosh are the exact reasons anthony left, besides the counting their money part, they were robbed

[@amandarutledge2939]

I would love to see a review on Not Cool with Shane Dawson. its already been ripped to shreads, but it's be awesome to see your take on it.

[@rouka120]

Amanda Rutledge, I still haven't seen it but I saw Smiley and Shane Dawson deserves all the shit he gets.

[@zeubersandvitch8882]

Amanda Rutledge that movie was totes retar

[@malyck]

Dude I remember subscribing to you last year when you had like 20-50k subs. You grew fast my Fellow Jew ❤️🔥

[@nelsonnicholson6175]

Not Ethan Klein?

[@CharlieB1989]

You don't know a woman can make queefs on her own? Brah.

[@sulfur7082]

Susan Neckebard Impeccable articulation

[@leejk3926]

Inconceivable! Inconceivable! Inconceivable! Inconceivable!

[@carlosmella-rijo3716]

Leejk is this a Jojo rrerence

[@milkboi2765]

steak man I am I Jojo refence?

[@dracson237]

steak man every word used in rapid succession is a Jojo reference.

[@fun101productions9]

14:36 THEY GOT T

[@watchpug5225]

*THEY GOT T!*

[@vizthex]

What's that from anyway?

[@ashwinnair1092]

vizthex Ralph's review of "Sleepless" (or rather it's a piece of dialogue from "Sleepless" which has become a meme in these parts). EDIT: er, I initially wrote "Moonlight" instead of "Sleepless". My bad.

[@marioman863]

Ashwin Nair No it's from the Sleepless review.

[@ashwinnair1092]

Oh my god, I accidentally wrote "Moonlight" instead of "Sleepless"

[@DityDan]

Do you think Derpy is Ralph's ghostmate?

[@CM-bl7dy]

Dity Dan MUFFINS!

[@Donejail]

KZbin is

[@Odinsday]

Charle Stiles seems like the better option.

[@listenersnotes3347]

Are you Shaq?

[@bjorksarmpits148]

Dity Dan no, it's a Taiwanese child sex slave

[@liawinchester8383]

You should really talk about the movie Monster Truck. I think it would definitely be worth watching your review of the movie.

[@shannonwelsh3521]

Spn?

[@WorkingUsername]

Even "Who killed Captain Alex?" did so much more than this shit. And that movie's budget was $200 and was filmed in a poveraged country.

[@midnightshawarmallama4012]

Mainly because Who Killed Captain Alex had effort and the people who made that film had tons of fun making it.

[@postalyorha4437]

EVERYONE IN UGANDA KNOW KUNG-FU!

[@discodisco9548]

WorkingUsername wow just saw this same exact comment above you

[@smarthinus3286]

MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE

[@christopherrapczynski204]

HELLO! ACTION MOVIE! WHAT?!

[@thenotoriouscanadian3402]

"Isis execution videos are funnier than this movie" is an underrated insult

[@steadie]

the transitions on the youtube red scenes were hilarious

[@greaser3069]

I mean I want my funeral picture to be me in a ghostbusters suit.

[@legomen1010450]

Ayyy Lmfao I want mine to be ralph in a ghostbuster suit

[@chimmychim8540]

Michael Cera has a review channel?

[@fdr45]

D. Baggins I never would've guessed. I knew I had a tuxedo though.

[@TheShortGirl666]

13:15 Taking pictures with a dead body? Who do they think they are? Logan Paul? (disclaimer: That scandal exploded on the internet literally yesterday at the time of this comment. I just HAD to make a joke while it's fresh.)

[@Amateur0Visionary]

While it's fresh? I see what you Did there.

[@Batchall_Accepted]

Ah. I was wondering why Ralph didn't make a joke about that

[@scottydu81]

Strike while the iron is hot!

[@crazysiakn2k670]

Release the drone

[@IRsBlueManMoney-Channel]

LOL

[@theskoolmustard00]

Darn it!

[@maximilianwonschik1304]

crazysiak N2K dang it

[@shadytriceratops]

Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners

[@MisterGenesis64AK]

OPEN FIRE

[@luisgonzalez5482]

Ayy Lmao. Reupload. I dont think KZbin liked him talking shit about Red.

[@Elifoxin]

Phantom Dancer why tho

[@luisgonzalez5482]

Cuz KZbin no like bad publicity. OH WAIT-

[@Gammera2000]

Phantom Dancer I think it might have more to do with it using footage from a red series, and unlike the actuql pirate uploads, his footage isn't put through filters to decive the copyright bots.

[@Chris-oe6xz]

yasuo loves you

[@luisgonzalez5482]

Matthew Pollitt I know. heh.

[@OblivionFalls]

Smosh was listed as a TV show? I guess we could have a "one letter off TV show" for it then... Smush! Premise: Anthony and Ian get run over by a truck. In real life. BEST EPISODE YET!

[@devinbell4816]

Oddly all internet shows are listed under television on IMDB. Even stuff like the Nostalgia Critic.

[@alpacasmafia9265]

Yeah but it seems that the Nostalgia Critic has the budget and effort of a TV Show

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

Das Kinophile ENTP Yeah, I don't understand that at all. Why haven't they added a "web content" category? It's like 15 years overdue.

[@reptale3921]

OblivionFall That's pretty edgy.

[@Antigen__]

What's your fucking problem dude holy shit

[@Kitsurubari]

12:34 “I wish I could say this is the first time I’ve tried to kill myself, but that wouldn’t be true.” You ok Ralph?

[@elpretender1357]

He from time to time makes jokes aout movies being so bad he wants to hang himself if I recall (haven't watched his content in many months)

[@Chice]

Hey while we're on the topic of horrible KZbin Red content.... A review of the series "Foursome" would be amazing, it's actually fucking garbage. On the opposite side of the spectrum "Mind Field" by Vsauce if great if you have youtube red

[@Chice]

Turquoise Cheetah true, I only really got it for Vsauce's series, and also to shit on the first episode of Foursome

[@baab4229]

It's a pity that Vsauce uploads his content to KZbin Red. I have to get that shit subscription service just for him. And I can't even get a subscription because I'm not from US.

[@radonbox6569]

Chice That logan paul guy makes me unnaturally irritable to the point where I want to punch a hole in the wall

[@Ehh.....]

There's a reddit link with all the episodes of it. Shame that he doesnt have a way to pay him directly tho.

[@fmccloud]

Okay, Mind Field is the one show where I actually think about watching based on the title and thumbnail, but I still end up hiding it anyways because it's on KZbin Red where I can usually tell the show is trash. So, it actually might be worth my time? I want my Red views to go to actual good shows.

[@maegnificant]

Sadly, the smosh dudes made almost zero money because they got scammed by a big company

[@hansruhlmann454]

Is that company KZbin?

[@armitx9]

@@hansruhlmann454 yes

[@hansruhlmann454]

Okay, Thanks.

[@gris2499]

Hans Ruhlmann no, it was their parent company, it was called defy media

[@hansruhlmann454]

Joshua García Oh, Okay. Thanks.

[@stephenbrown4698]

You might say Smosh is a... DEAD channel... eks dee

[@Spiralr]

Stephen Brown lol

[@YukiUzumaki78]

You a word.

[@CloneCarVideos]

Stephen Brown, you forgot say.

[@stephenbrown4698]

CloneCarVideos Thanks

[@OtisDeLarge]

Chip Chipperson reference = Instant sub.

[@NuclearDetractor]

chippee Ki Yay futha mucka!

[@paroonjoos]

Double guns, sock-cucka!!

[@jacksteiner1034]

here I thought I was the only one who kinda liked ISIS execution memes

[@letsplaydan2471]

It's called offensive memes and you are not alone my friend

[@dee-jayluig-jay5352]

E D G Y

[@elbeano1721]

The first time I read this I didn't see 'memes'

[@noahjohnson5603]

Jack Steiner I’m the 666th like. Oddly fitting when talking about I Scream Into Sadness.

[@jakedanielsen4512]

Jack Steiner Really, the ONLY one. Fuck off

[@Awuga]

The part with the teacher made me genuinely sad for him, probably the best piece of acting in the movie

[@StevieMack]

@justin Thank you ♥️💯

[@NERPolitan]

PLEASE REVIEW THE 'DIARY OF A WIMPY KID' MOVIES

[@darhanamundson2460]

tbh I thought the first one wasn't that bad but the later ones that came were pretty crap

[@eljacobo5195]

NERPolitan those were art nigga square up

[@bagelsaredonutswithoutambi7113]

I used to love those books and movie

[@doctoradventure413]

If he does he needs to get mumkey Jones in it

[@EmmmaHhhhh]

Man I remember when Smosh wasn’t a total dumpster fire. Before the Every Blank Evers and the shitty sellout movies and shows we had the Video Game Raps and Ian is Bored. The Zelda Rap is still one of my favorite videos of theirs. No wonder Anthony left, it’s just not the same anymore.

[@anzaia2164]

I genuinely like the Pokemon irl videos

[@dicklessvandyke1115]

i used to fw Parents Suck every day in middle school. i’m sure if i listened to it now i’d be able to sing it word for word. i didn’t have a smosh themed birthday party for them to sell out the way they did

[@therealMrA]

I knew they changed when they uploaded "I Heart Burgers" which was just a long Carl's Jr. commercial. It was also the first time I didn't laugh once at their video (I was a lot younger obviously). About a year later they started making videos that spun off each other, like with "If Movies Were Real" and its deformed offspring, and the laughs became more and more infrequent. I was totally done with them by 2011

[@noahmezan2073]

The first couple of every blank ever videos weren’t too bad looking back. When they stared making them every other week is when it went downhill. I haven’t watched their videos in years but I heard that the company went downhill after Anthony left. After he left everyone else started leaving, videos were getting less views, people were unsubscribing, and the parent company that owned smosh went bankrupt but didn’t tell anyone until it was too late. It’s a shame everything ended the way it did

[@Hugo-tv6mb]

10 cameras have been setup in Smosh apartment, 6 cameras have been setup in a paralel universe, 60 cameras have been setup in the slippery floor, 450 cameras have been setup in the dro-RELEASE THE DRONE

[@joshuapeter-manickam2452]

Ralph love that Simon Pegg shirt. Such a great three movies.

[@wadeintoyourimagination7101]

You should review Rhett & Link's "Buddy System." It was worse than either of the Smosh movies.

[@wadeintoyourimagination7101]

Possibly, but also I don't think anyone expected "Foursome" to be worth watching. At all. No one associated with "Foursome" has any real talents of any kind. Whereas, Rhett & Link are two incredibly talented individuals. They've made amazing stuff (in the long ago past.) I expected Buddy System to be a love-child of their creative harmonized-minds, but it was more disappointing than my childhood.

[@wadeintoyourimagination7101]

Giant Squid Exactly.

[@mrelephant2283]

please, i need this to happen.

[@gummy6489]

aw, kind of hoping it to be good. :v

[@ErimlRGG]

They are pretty unfunny and awkward when they script things, most of their sketches and songs are bad but I love them in GMM.

[@AaronBonBarron]

THANK YOU for the Primer reference! I've been trying to remember what that movie was called for ages!

[@GryphonWyng]

13:36 Oh shit they got T.

[@gwagee6890]

_* T H E Y G O T T*_

[@joshuabell7761]

They said it was gonna be an easy job.

[@Jonboi-jh3xc]

Joshua Bell Well it ain't no easy grab

[@thesaltmerchant4564]

Top ten underrated comments, you won't believe number T!!!

[@alexandercolefield9523]

"V-sauce has a show, and its actually good, so I have no jokes for it." lol

[@d3admane]

smush are near and dear to us

[@bishamoboshimbo6657]

i could only watch around 10 seconds of this video per day but i can finally say today that i have finished this video after almost 5 years. good stuff ralph.

[@user-vv7bu2le4q]

so this is why anthony left smosh

[@MundyMedics]

I listen to your videos while drawing furry porn (Which is how I make a living) It's comforting.

[@firstnamelastname7244]

Mundy. Medics Please tell me you're joking.

[@jerrymcghoulberry355]

Follow your dreams.

[@bagelsaredonutswithoutambi7113]

Are you Shadbase's younger cousin

[@gigizink4232]

Christian Chan?

[@moon-and-star4853]

Chris chan doesn't draw porn you fucking NORMIE.

[@felix56p]

20:30 HOLY SHIT THE TOP TOWER DISAPPEARED

[@TylerVanCleve]

Rick Bowman's reaction to those "teenager's" "jokes" was my reaction to the "movie" as a whole

[@LRio27]

I believe you should watch the H3H3 podcast with ian. he did say it was shit because of how tough the shoot was with KZbin only allowing the money for a set time. not justifying their shit content or the movie just some extra preface

[@bentyszka9931]

The rick bowman "joke" just made me want to give that poor soul a hug. He was the best actor in the whole movie probably, it was legitimately saddening when he spoke.

[@somestingyontheinternet5969]

Who Killed Captain Alex is way better than this and it was made with a whopping 200 dollar budget and was made in uganda it. wasn't. even. a. release. on. cinemas. nor. youtube.

[@StriderOwO]

some stingy on the internet They used paint as drinks. THEY COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD DRINKS AND IT'S STILL BETTER!

[@FieldMarshalYT]

dinosaurs

[@madmagic228]

some stingy on the internet THE MOVIE IS ON

[@KonEl-BlackZero]

ACTION PACKED MOVIE!

[@ethanquayle9519]

HE'S THE UGANDAN BRUCE LEE. WE CALL HIM BRUCE U

[@DauthEldrvaria]

“You are not the one who should be saying WTF… We are the ones who should be saying WTF…” 😂😂😂 Dunno why that makes me crack up everytime.

[@TheTedandfred]

Holy shit, was that a 2001 a space odyssey reference there at the end?

[@josephallegro2963]

TheTedandfred yes

[@devinbell4816]

Kinda. You see, the scene in 2001 was referencing the IBM 7094 which was the first computer to ever sing. It sang the song "Daisy Bell". Ralph used the exact audio in the IBM version in the ending of this video. He was probably referencing the IBM, but clearly had 2001 in mind.

[@smjaiteh]

Actually, Manchester By the Sea is genuinely a lot funnier than this movie.

[@BowandArrowful]

I loved Smosh when I was in middle school, and I still like their older sketches now. But no wonder their new videos are shit. They have almost no creative control anymore. Also I turned 18 today, so I should probably just stop watching them anyway and stick with more coherent content. Like ralphthemoviemaker

[@WobblesandBean]

Yeah, this was difficult to get through. My god, there isn't a single joke that they don't waste a minute and a half explaining. And to allow talentless assholes write all of their sketches, as well as go along with this eye-gougingly unfunny shit, then they're just as much to blame as the hack writers.

[@hexonxonx]

It's not because they have no creative control, it's literally just because you grew out of that humor. Stop making it seem like more than it is lol.

[@Tea_Noire]

austin It might be a little bit of both. I watched their old, old skits about a month ago (one of their very first videos, back when they filmed with cameras that could only support 360p) and it actually got a chuckle out of me. Their newer stuff doesn't even make me smile.

[@remixtheidiot5771]

Robert Tilden i cant believe my 12 year olf cousin still likes smosh's shit.

[@rukardio9491]

Robert Tilden your not wrong there older stuff was way better and the stuff that made them special is pretty much gone, I still watch their content and half the time I barely laugh but in their older content I would start crying from how funny it was but not anymore

[@CuteSkyler]

Smosh: 22 milion subscribers - Avg. Video Views: 1.000.000 Ralph: 500k subscribers - Avg. Video Views: 1.000.000 Smosh is relevant af

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

Nobody said they weren't relevant, plus they've had 22 subs for like 5 years. Just because someone isn't as popular, doesn't mean that they can't criticise

[@nerdingouttillfebruary866]

@@themysteriouscatperson9483 I think OP meant that even with 22 million subscribers, they only get a million or so views, while Ralph gets the same with even lesser subscribers. So, maybe Smosh isn't as relevant anymore. Also, no point was made as to whether someone can or cannot criticize others.

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

Nerding out Till February No, they said that smosh were relevant “af”, which means that smosh are definitely relevant, maybe op should have phrased it differently, like “smosh are irrelevant af”

[@exo_3963]

@@themysteriouscatperson9483 maybe OP was using sarcasm

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

Omega Alpha Hydra Maybe, just the way he wrote it out makes it seem the opposite, remember, you can’t hear a tone of voice threw writing

[@blackoverblueskies6221]

All the Smosh skits feel the same. their channel is not for me.

[@MrPancaker57]

They arent for anyone over the age of 6

[@Ryan-xj5et]

BlackOverBlueSkies smosh still has a channel?

[@ofanichan]

BlackOverBlueSkies eh I feel you, but once every now and again they make a decent video. plus they hold a lot of nostalgia for me.

[@abbynormal8702]

I've never heard of Smosh before this review. The very idea that you are breaking down why something called Smosh is unfunny makes me laugh more than their show could have ever intended. Keep it up.

[@paintedlizardfilms3925]

15:21 sounds like a Bad Lip Reading

[@katzkobayashi5640]

That youtube bit honestly made me laugh. Gonna be honest I liked this video.

[@Antnj81]

I like the video and your review, but one suggestion: please adjust your commentary to match the volume of the clips. Your voice was pretty low compared to the movie clips and I had to keep turning the volume up & down.

[@JakeTakesTheCakes]

I would absolutely watch a series of Ralph just watching and reviewing Smosh videos.

[@darrestuff4149]

Last time I was this early, Ainsley was still alive

[@Wabbaaajack]

DJMartin Stuff Ainsley died?

[@chipio]

Go check out PewDiePie's "Die In The Game = Die In Real Life"

[@mattscully3542]

DJMartin Stuff yo shit this guy's got the sickest references, nice dude

[@DarkKingBowser]

Last time I was this early, PewDiePie was still funny.

[@soc1163]

DarkKingBowser still is

[@jackgainey315]

“probably just sit back and count their youtube moneys” turns out a company literally robbed them of their brand and all of their income are actually the ones sitting back and and count the KZbin moneys.

[@6rooroo]

What do you think of anthony's solo channel? He's left smosh now and his recent videos actually aren't too bad, not as good as smosh from 10 years ago but a hell of a lot better than smosh rn

[@professoroak5162]

I agree, but ive never liked the guy

[@shanyaah-ton1471]

Love his vids now!

[@RyB305]

D. Baggins how’s middle school?

[@RyB305]

D. Baggins lol that’s some shitty b8 dude

[@RyB305]

D. Baggins Holy shit, you are trying so hard to get a response out of me aren’t you?

[@linklonk07]

Fuckin nice one Sepe

[@JB-bc2ry]

4:09 The poster clearly says 'Children of Sorrow'. Not 'Sparrow'. Has nobody noticed this?

[@nostalgiaturtle9062]

Jeb Blackburn yes

[@JB-bc2ry]

Nostalgia Turtle Good to know people are unobservant.

[@justbny9278]

Of course

[@dirrdevil]

He was taking the shit out of them. When he thinks something is so shit and it's beneath any semblance of respect, he will deliberately fuck up the title. It's really not uncommon - RedLetterMedia does this all the time, often with hilarious, completely wrong plot synopses.

[@lukess.s]

@@dirrdevil taking the piss ffs

[@tentacledood5784]

I love your soundtrack choices!

[@PG-jn3fp]

12:46 *Actually slips and breaks neck*

[@qwertyq4073]

I owe you my life father

[@mrfatguy227]

Ralph is one of the only people that know how to actually review a movie, and make it fucking hilarious.

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

17:32. Shout out to Fresno (I live there). But honestly I'm surprised that they didn't use the Los Banos city sign, because then they could make an hilarious "potty joke".

[@Lunk42]

I haven't watched a smosh video in years I just went to their channel and found out I was still subscribed not anymore though.

[@MegaRazor619]

Sweet, another Ralph review I can rewatch 50 times!

[@spencerkaminsky6943]

God, Primer was such a great movie! Awesome to see it shouted out here.

[@guin705]

Spencer Kaminsky Have you seen Upstream Color? The guy who made Primer made it. It's really good, but Primer will always be amazing.

[@brolo7234]

Oh, it was even worse than that, Ralph. Anthony and Ian weren't kicking back and counting their money at all. They got taken advantage of, hard, lmao