GI JOE PSA - COMPILATION

GI JOE PSA- COMPILATION.
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[@DergSol]

Kid: “I’m gonna do the thing!” Person: “Don’t do the thing!” Kids: “Classified codename that we know somehow!” Person: “You should do this thing instead.” Kids: “Now we know!” Person: “And knowing is half the battle!”

[@kagemaru259]

Their code names were known to the public. Their real names were classified.

[@javierlorenzocrearivestudi5476]

It’s an oversimplification of events, but yeah.

[@ryandevan2793]

PSA’s in a nutshell!

[@Beanmachine91]

that's quite the template

[@jonstefanik9400]

(All Together) PERSON!!

[@zthesolardolphin5438]

WE WATCHED THIS IN HEALTH CLASS AND EVERYONE SANG THE END OF EVERY SINGLE ONE.!!!!!!

[@canaisyoung3601]

I'd be happier if they only knew the PSAs through the parodies from Fenslerfilm.

[@IronPiedmont]

Finally I found the originals! Before, I kept finding the parodies.

[@engineerbot]

IronPiedmont1996 the parodies are better.

[@OneWeirdDude]

Be sure to save to your faves.

[@jordanthomas7304]

The parodies make a mockery of safety tips.

[@Dragnmastralex]

@@jordanthomas7304 at least they don't steal apples from the grocery store

[@wwetnabamafan194]

That was the famous(or infamous) Porkchop Sandwiches parodies.

[@justamangoddamn]

These psa saved lives! It was the 80s, we just got home from school and had no supervision.

[@captainAlex258]

we need this in 2024

[@canaisyoung3601]

What does that tell you about the 1980s?

[@justamangoddamn]

@@canaisyoung3601 that we had tougher skin and led to great achievements like not requiring our parents to attend a job interview.

[@danieltobin4498]

@@justamangoddamn Nah. The Greatest Generation had y’all beat when it came to being tough. You guys were spoiled if nothing else. You lazy bastards had Panama, we had Iraq and Afghanistan.

[@pilouuuu]

TV raised us and we grew OK

[@arlopear7136]

2:53 DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!!!

[@smiley1722]

Do you know my dad?- We're sorryyyy

[@smiley1722]

Oughhhhhhhh

[@Bomtombadi1]

That was a great catch, Planko Niño. But it’s too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked

[@nopenothappening2242]

5:50 HEY KID! I'M A COMPUTER!

[@WillddKvic]

snowjob,, like blowjob??

[@Phantasia_Workshop]

It concerns me that so many Joes are lurking in the shadows by all these kids, watching them and waiting to jump out from the bushes

[@tanneredge9774]

They're protecting them from Pedophiles

[@larrymatthews3483]

You right about that the one with the medicine in the bathroom kind of freak me out like bro I'm in the bathroom what are you looking through my bathroom for

[@Anarchist86ed]

@@larrymatthews3483 Why was the Indian dude hanging out at that camp? Why was officer pron stache right behind that weirdo? G.I. Joes are weird.

[@larrymatthews3483]

@@Anarchist86ed I won't be surprised if I don't catch none of them GI Joes on that To Catch a Predator

[@patriot17764th]

Indeed!

[@waynemacfarland1546]

I've always admired Flint. He was always the serious, no-nonsense kind of guy. G.I. Joe needs more guys like him!

[@ericzerkle8486]

I liked him and Duke, both were real leaders and Cadre.

[@cliffordterrell5524]

I wish I knew why but watching this always makes me cry. Because I always imagine the Joe's were always looking out for me

[@jimmybludd]

The Joe’s always were looking out for you

[@Chaos447]

bro youre weird

[@cliffordterrell5524]

@@Chaos447 I joined the USMC and I love the service. This show is the reason I joined

[@ricosauve5]

The fact all these children knows the code names for all these joes tells me security is extremely lacking

[@barrylibowitz7753]

ricosauve5 Duh its obvious they bought the action figures and read the comics/info cards

[@thomash9675]

Remember kids, loose lips sink ships!

[@ricosauve5]

***** they shouldn't know GI joe exist at all. They're supposed to be a secret

[@michaelcole8196]

I was just thinking the same thing!

[@gajacome1]

Not very good OPSEC

[@foxcm2000]

Give him the stick. DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

[@BubblesTheBard]

You're not my dad! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@stone_low]

last one there is a penis pump

[@kevinkaumans1779]

I love that one

[@ForceMaximus84]

Holy cow, I’m totally going so fas-AWWW FUCK!!

[@notamobilesprout4175]

Who wants a body massage?

[@toons8744]

Am I the only one who loves these cheesy but wholesome lessons

[@franciscomando6822]

I know exactly what you mean, and knowing is half the battle.

[@michelvienneau661]

You're not the only one who likes those PAS's. All those messages still make sense in this day and age. Those PSA's where done well, even though they are from the mid 80s.

[@Igaveyoumyfakename]

Yes.

[@jacobmartin3639]

No. You're not the only one.

[@BryonYoungblood]

You’re not alone. These PSAs still hold water even almost 40 years later and they are very wholesome too, and lessons we can all learn in this day and age.

[@OneWeirdDude]

0:02 Tell the truth. 0:33 Don't talk to strangers. 1:03 Winners use teamwork. 1:33 Be cautious; use your head. 2:04 Don't try to race a train. 2:34 Don't risk frozen ponds and rivers. 3:05 Don't run; smother the fire. 3:36 Don't judge people; give them a chance. 4:06 Never give up. 4:37 Never take unknown medicines. 5:06 The right way to deal with nosebleeds. 5:37 Don't approach strays. 6:07 Be safe at night. 6:38 Look for alternatives to fighting. 7:09 Don't run away from your problems. 7:40 What to do if you need glasses. 8:10 Never make prank fire alarms. 8:41 Water and thunderstorms don't mix. 9:10 Get fresh air when using chemicals. 9:40 Eat healthy. 10:11 Always wear a helmet when riding. 10:41 Have and follow plans. 11:12 Don't hide in things that can close. 11:42 Be careful around downed power lines. 12:13 Never play around water alone. 12:43 When lost, keep your head. 13:13 When someone faints, lift legs, not head.

[@firestick25]

OneWeirdDude not all heroes wear capes.

[@coosarider5990]

Huh, strange that they didn’t do one on stealing stuff

[@RevanR]

And now i'm know

[@evileyes2268]

9:40 LOL! Pay for apples and wash apples before eating them. Also, dont eat apples in the store.

[@OneWeirdDude]

@@evileyes2268 True, but the PSA takes longer if they go into that much detail.

[@LOSEBTIMOS]

12:14 ACTUALLY SAVED MY FATHER'S LIFE WHEN HE WAS A CHILD. THAKS

[@IAmAlmightyGod]

It didn't

[@brandonpage7087]

@LOSEBTIMOS, that's awesome!!! That just attests to the power & importance of these PSAs!

[@goldslaya5793]

Girl:you got a rubber Kid:don’t need it (Ninja jumps in through window) Kid: SNAKE EYES! snake eyes: (gives condom) Kid:now I know she won’t get pregnant Snake eyes: (pulls up a sign saying “knowing is half the battle”) G.I.JOE!

[@soundwave8466]

😂

[@dr.robotico7879]

@@soundwave8466 0:04 Transformers Shattered Glass version. (Megatron's PSA) Random Teenage Boy 1: Look at that tank! Shall we have fun with it? Random Teenage Boy 2: No, that'll costing someone's life in our lives. Random Teenage Boy 1: Nah, you're talking nonsense! (Random Teenage Boy 1 hops on board to operate the tank, but SG Megatron transforms to give him safety advice) SG Megatron: It would be safer if you just listen to your friend! Random Teenage Boy: Megatron! I didn't think that you are being for real. SG Megatron: And I am. If you didn't see anybody out in a field, toying with a military combat vehicle. Random Teenage Boy 1: That would make me a bad person without realizing it. SG Megatron: Exactly! Random Teenage Boy 2: That's what I told him. SG Megatron: Remember, it's best if you leave something that someone has used it from before- Random Teenage Boy 1: Just leave it alone, now I know! SG Megatron: And knowing is half the battle! 🎵🎶 TRANSFORMERS 🎵🎶

[@jordanthomas7304]

Fensler

[@knightradiant4990]

little creepy you're using kids as the example here, but okay

[@dylanthebiguy]

XD well that's a good-ish sex Ed idea

[@kraken138]

The PSA's were always my favorite part of the shows.

[@Voucher765]

Because the original cartoon was actually aimed towards a younger audience, For kids growing up in the 80s during the Reagan years these were very common

[@ibs_haver]

I never knew these PSA's existed. Now I know.

[@a.calder8217]

Wesley Macek And knowing is half the battle.

[@jakobwendt8999]

G.I joooooe

[@Dragnmastralex]

trumpets play theme

[@cfhcowboy2127]

Wesley Macek and knowing is half the battle

[@betterthanbest]

And knowing is half the battle.

[@drifter2597]

Childhood revisited. God bless the 80s and 90s

[@brandonpage7087]

@drifter2597, amen brother!! Man, we were lucky!!

[@princessmarlena1359]

I remember this show with these PSAs as a little kid, and others like it such as JEM, He-Man, and She-Ra, watching with my fraternal twin brother in the ‘80s, before going out to play. We took the lessons to heart. I wish that the ones on team work had been viewed by my brother’s stupid teammates who were notoriously awful towards anyone on their own team for making a mistake, or by the other dancers in my dance classes being hateful when one of us made a mistake.

[@White_Tiger2169]

Centurions had psa too.

[@VideoGamesAndTheWorld]

Cartoons today don't teach such lessons. Common sense lessons are much needed in these days.

[@brandonpage7087]

Yes, absolutely!! Not only for the kids, but for adults, as well, nowadays, unfortunately.

[@rowlandbuck2703]

It’s amazing how some things stick with you from a kid. Haven’t watched a gi joe cartoon in 40 years but “knowing is half the battle” just pops into your head your whole life.

[@Gamingwithgleez]

Definitely lol

[@melissacooper8724]

I remember taking these PSA to heart as a kid. Thanks to them I always told people that my parents couldn't come to the phone, not to be near water during a thunderstorm, etc.

[@ibladesi]

Now you know, Melissa. (Yes same here lol)

[@ericzerkle8486]

Same.

[@thursday13]

These beats are soooo FRESH! Snnnnaap!!

[@wcoloto]

All of life's lessons summed up in 12 mins. I was a gi Joe fanatic growing up. I didn't want anything else but go joes. The good ole days

[@MelancoliaI]

So many 80s revival movies/shows today. G.I Joe was HUGE in the 80s, time for a revival already.

[@edwardgaines6561]

*NO REVIVALS.* If you have to retread sh*t from 30 years ago, that means you can't write anything original *NOW.*

[@MelancoliaI]

@@edwardgaines6561 They're going to do it anyway. The nostalgia machine is more powerful than us both

[@edwardgaines6561]

@@MelancoliaI And what are they gonna retread 30 years from now? Hollywood is already out of ideas, and there are no male action heroes like Arnie or Sly anymore. What, _Terminator: The Final Frontier?_

[@MelancoliaI]

@@edwardgaines6561 I guess the spirit of my first comment was a little off. Like I'm not some fan chomping at the bit for a G.I. Joe reboot, but I'm merely surprised that the Hollywood Nostalgia Machine hasn't got its clutches on the franchise yet.

[@SgtScorpious]

G.I. joe doesn’t have the same pull these days so less likely to really do much for the general public

[@Cline3911]

"Porkchop Sandwiches!" "Holy cow I'm going so fast...aww f**k" "We should totally hit it again....but I got first dibbs on it"

[@jordanthomas7304]

Avoid Fensler at all times!

[@Unholy_Holywarrior]

who wants a body massage?

[@cumulo25]

"Mememememe mememe mememe"

[@timothymckann9415]

Frank Welker as Wild Bill,and Rob Paulsen as Snow Job. Great Legends

[@jonstefanik9400]

Buster Jones as Doc

[@ryanleatigaga7596]

I think this was Paulsen's first VA gig, too.

[@omarcogle1965]

​@@ryanleatigaga7596That and 80s TMNT

[@thekidfromiowa]

Freddy with an accent

[@troyandrew6154]

​@@ryanleatigaga7596 and the smurfs

[@stainlesssteelfox1]

Never climb into a refigerator... unless a nuclear bombs about to go off.

[@eggballo4490]

Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

[@LaMostraVia]

Indiana Jones is living proof of this

[@Zoloft77]

The Mythbusters ruined that. F@ck you Mythbusters!

[@Marylandbrony]

I did it and i ended up breaking my skull in the fridge.

[@Voucher765]

​@LaMostraVia Only in the movies

[@ibladesi]

Just as wholesome and helpful as I remember.

[@Muñecota-y5q]

Lo clásico jamás pasan de moda gracias por compartirlo

[@ChibiProwl]

Si.

[@johncline7518]

Knowing is half the battle. (The other half is extreme violence). They never talked about that.

[@ijustgottahotdog]

They are all really well done and helpful.

[@spm5532]

Well I don't know about the one with the medicine, the way how Doc just came into the picture, it makes him look like a Peeping Tom.

[@sentientviolin7802]

So many of these “kids” look like teenagers I swear.

[@ijustgottahotdog]

Perhaps Doc was outside treating animals just as he came to the bathroom window?

[@zarategabe]

@@ijustgottahotdog mimimimimimimi....mi....mimi

[@bliimpy]

When an old bearded man approaches you, make sure to stop to listen to his wisdom. Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

[@brandonpage7087]

@blimpy, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@astroboyvr]

This compilation is great My boys love GI Joe and the Joe's telling them once is better then me saying it 100 times Thanks

[@fadedtiger3181]

I actually miss shows having psas like this. Reminds me of when people actually thought morals and integrity mattered.

[@brandonpage7087]

Yeah, & the longer we go on not caring at all about any morals & integrity, we run the risk of ending up in a world like the one seen in Idiocracy, but far far darker!

[@davidsassen5668]

10:00 "Remember, if you feel hungry, just stop by your local grocery and shoplift some apples. Now you know!"

[@jordanthomas7304]

Fensler

[@blazerwitt9042]

😂 Man everyone wants to just pick on Billy, poor Billy.

[@09philj]

The GI Joes know everything about you. They are always watching.

[@canaisyoung3601]

Especially the one peeping in the bathroom window and the underwater guy who won't leave little boys alone while they swim.

[@marpar3971]

i want to see a villian give a safety tip

[@BloodyBay]

Some Kid: "You're out!" Other Kid: "Liar! I was safe!" Some Kid: "Out!" Other Kid: "Safe!" The Baroness: "Boys, boys! Vhat are you doing?" All the Kids: "The Baroness!" The Baroness: "There's a very simple vay to solve this: Vhen he least expects it, you kick him in his balls, and zen you punch him in his throat!" [The Baroness kicks Other Kid in the balls, punches him in the throat and drops him cold.] Other Kid: "Gauuugh...ugh...uff...!" Some Kid: "Coooool! So violence _is_ the solution to all our problems! But what if he gets back up?" The Baroness: "Zen he is probably high on PCP, and you should run. Now you know!" All the Kids except Other Kid, who's still on the ground gagging and cradling his balls: "And knowing is half the battle!" COBRAAAAA!!! ...yeah, something like that. :-D

[@Cline3911]

I'd let The Baroness throat punch me any day of the week. Not sure about the ball kicking however.

[@lastraven8575]

M.a.s.k did that

[@canubeleiveit]

You can, go ask a local politician.

[@RentonElric85]

Robot Chicken did something like that, check it out.

[@ChivalrousVeteran]

this is what's missing in today's cartoons - common sense lessons! Somehow people forgot we're not born knowing everything, we have to be taught, sad lack of any teaching or training for kids these days, someone who's able should fix that!

[@Mehmehmeh746]

It’s sad because so many kids are left to scroll unsupervised online and wind up idolizing dangerous idiots. It’s not their fault either, they’re just kids and they don’t know any better. There was a recent trend where teenagers were encouraged to steal cars and crash them.

[@jakubn3809]

​@@Mehmehmeh746Remember kids, do not listen to people encouraging others to do dangerous things, no matter how many of them tell you to do so.

[@huntermcintosh8173]

@@jakubn3809 Now I know

[@TobyFan321]

This is what being an adult is about. It's about being a good example.

[@DukeOfMesa]

And mustaches

[@BryonYoungblood]

Oh yeah, and the lessons the Joes had were and still are good life lessons to know

[@jonstefanik9400]

Now I know

[@troyandrew6154]

​@@jonstefanik9400and knowing is half the battle

[@jakubn3809]

​@@troyandrew6154G.I. JOE!

[@gspendlove]

"Remember, it's better to tell the truth." Adults _love_ to say stuff like that, but we kids knew better. We knew darn well it was always better _not to get caught!_

[@TheDoctorJC]

This is really useful advice. I wish we had this in the 90s... maybe I wouldn't have pulled so many fire alarms to run away from my problems like math tests

[@southtoe3607]

as someone who saw the parodies first, i can never unsee the parodies lol

[@DAGGR]

“Last one there’s a pnis pump!”

[@BryonYoungblood]

Knowing is half the battle, and the other half? Action. Knowing what to do and acting on it are what allow you to really do your best.

[@kaiserdashawn5219]

I love how the Joe's just wait around until they can lecture the kids

[@d0ntreply]

its impossible for me to look at these without thinking about those meme dubs LOL

[@foch41]

1:33 Those are the only kids to get the funky bass intro lol

[@theblacksheep1000]

+foch41 cos funky bass is half the battle! haha

[@PolarPhantom]

I wish I was black so I could get cool music following me.

[@Mr.White10-65]

Every black family has a bass guitar in their basement.

[@changer_of_ways_999]

Cuz they from da hood, yall.

[@money05mayhem]

This is some of the funniest shit. Just them saying “NOW WE KNOW” is just hilarious.

[@joes878]

11:26 the biggest threat to us kids in the early 80's was not communism or the budding AIDS epidemic...but discarded refrigerators. I lost 30% of my 2nd grade classmates to the refrigerator menace in my neighborhood.

[@sml2k186]

I lose half of my school. My refrigerator was thanos

[@thelibyanplzcomeback]

Because 2nd graders don't know how to open refrigerators. But now they know. And knowing is half the battle!

[@Marmalade000000]

I can't watch these PSA's without thinking about the Fensler Films ones. I"m corrupted LOL

[@charles1203]

These not only bring back memories but I just didn't realize how many different GI Joe there were.

[@defblinders9585]

Charles Manno lol hundreds of them

[@Orion9411]

3:12 "DON'T RUN" said the stranger showing out of nowhere in a forest, on top of in the middle of the night. I know you mean well, but any sensible person would freak out at that, causing the situation to worsen.

[@GabrielKerr]

This makes the PSA Overdubbs that much funnier lol

[@seanwatts8342]

I thought this was the Fensler Film versions. *PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!*

[@beach-episode]

10:03 I thought this was gonna be about shoplifting. Turns out shoplifting is okay!

[@AmirysMewen]

They literally said they were going to buy the food

[@andrewfield5656]

Doc is just lingering outside the window randomly

[@IAmAlmightyGod]

They guy was just In The lake too

[@canaisyoung3601]

And it doesn't help that he's a black man lurking outside the home of some white kids. Way to be culturally sensitive, Reagan-era America.

[@canaisyoung3601]

The unfortunate racial implications don't help, either.

[@ClassicTVMan1981X]

PSAs from season 1 (1985): 2. "Don't Do What a Stranger Says" 3. "Teamwork Helps You Win, Not Arguments" 4. "Stop and Think Before You Act" 6. "Be Careful Around Frozen Ponds and Lakes" 7. "What to Do If You Catch on Fire" 8. "Don't Judge People Until You Give Them a Chance" 9. "You'll Never Learn without Trying" 10. "Never Take Medicine without Adult Supervision" 11. "How to Stop a Nosebleed" 12. "Don't Pet Strange Animals" 13. "Put Reflectors on Your Bikes" 14. "Instead of Fighting, Find a Better Way" 15. "Running Away Isn't the Answer" 16. "Have Your Eyes Tested" 17. "Don't Pull the Fire Alarm Unless There's a Fire" 18. "Don't Swim During a Thunderstorm" 22. "Anything Worth Doing is Worth Planning" 23. "Don't Get in Anything That Could Close and Trap You" 24. "Don't Go Near Downed Power Lines" 25. "How to Tread Water" 26. "What to Do When You're Lost" 27. "What to Do If Someone Passes Out" 28. "Being a Handicap Doesn't Make One Helpless" 29. "Taking Something That Isn't Yours Just Isn't Right" 30. "Don't Give Strangers Your Address" 32. "Always Wear a Life Jacket When Boating" 33. "Don't Call the Fire Department from a Burning Building" 34. "What to Do If Your House Is On Fire" 35. "Listen to Yourself" PSAs from season 2 (1986): 1. "It's Better to Tell the Truth" 5. "Obey Railroad Crossings" 19. "Have Proper Ventilation When Painting" 20. "Eat the Right Foods" 21. "Wear a Helmet for Protection" 31. "Wear Proper Protection Out in the Sun"

[@scottshea4681]

I still say this whenever anybody says, "Now I know."

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Me too

[@Mehmehmeh746]

I cannot believe they called him SNOW JOB! 💀 they had to have known, they just had to.

[@DreamStalker2]

@Mehmehmeh746 LMAO… they ohhhh so knew darn well

[@daleva187goligo]

reminds me of that trip I took to a brothel in alaska

[@cwolf208]

When do you think these were made?

[@patruff]

The memes actually are more popular than these classics

[@kaiserdashawn5219]

I love how 80s cartoons have that animesque design

[@MrKinglydude]

love the music in these!

[@barrylibowitz7753]

I really want to see these but with people from Cobra instead of the joes

[@critterfreek83]

Yeah, it'd be interesting to see how, for example, Baroness would respond to a kid playing with matches or who was digging a dangerous fort in the snow.

[@assassinmanx6128]

Hell yea lol. Destro would give the best advice lol!

[@BloodyBay]

Some Kid: "You're out!" Other Kid: "Liar! I was safe!" Some Kid: "Out!" Other Kid: "Safe!" The Baroness: "Boys, boys! Vhat are you doing?" All the Kids: "The Baroness!" The Baroness: "There's a very simple vay to solve this: Vhen he least expects it, you kick him in his balls, and zen you punch him in his throat!" [The Baroness kicks Other Kid in the balls, punches him in the throat and drops him cold.] Other Kid: "Gauuugh...ugh...uff...!" Some Kid: "Coooool! So violence _is_ the solution to all our problems! But what if he gets back up?" The Baroness: "Zen he is probably high on PCP, and you should run. Now you know!" All the Kids except Other Kid, who's still on the ground gagging and cradling his balls: "And knowing is half the battle!" COBRAAAAA!!! ...yeah, something like that. :-D

[@AgentWD40x]

Remember that Cobra is a terrorist organization. They would probably teach the kids to blow themselves up and would laugh about it later.

[@jordanthomas7304]

Barry Libowitz Remember, Cobra is a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.

[@mikeymartin80]

does anyone find it strange that deep six was just chilling at the bottom of a pond .

[@roguelead72]

Um yeah.

[@tomcameron1770]

And he was right behind that kid as well.

[@BloodyBay]

He was looking for golf balls! There's big money to be had in recycling golf balls. :-D

[@laeldestan1536]

He was looking for balls alright. ;-)

[@bobbyshaddoe3004]

I was thinking something similar

[@Ship-security]

Teaching kids good lessons with their patriotic action TV show. if I had my choice I would live with the 80s and 90s forever.

[@The_Burning_Sensation]

Deep Six just hangs out under the water and watches young boys swim.

[@tjbooker9948]

PSA from Cobra Commander: "When you do bad things, get others involved and lead them to believe they are doing the right thing" PSA from Destro: "The best way to settle your differences is with these two untraceable guns that I've personally designed for small hands" PSA from Zartan: "Always make it look like somebody else did it and make sure you kill the person you are framing"

[@michaeldavidson5250]

There is a lot of good information here in these PSAs. Many people could really learn a lot from these.

[@grapelund]

Torpedo really chose when a kid is actually drowning to give a swimming lesson..😂😂😂😂

[@quizmaster85]

9:00 - If I had been in that water, dead.

[@nickdalby2168]

Yeah I love GI Joe a real American hero

[@lycurgusthelawgiver]

"Snowjob"?

[@EugeneTChu]

According to G.I.Joe comic books, he is a former biathlon athlete. His specialties are skiing and marksmanship.

[@therandomwanderer2507]

lycurgusthelawgiver , And blowjobs too!!

[@Primanovas]

Justin Y. You are everywhere.

[@defblinders9585]

Its because he is a con and scam artist, but an excellent soldier

[@whitedesertheart]

lycurgusthelawgiver I'm glad you said something.

[@BCGrunt]

This is one of the many reasons why the 80’s were the best

[@leperwolf7287]

This one always bothered me... WHY WAS DOC HANGING OUT BY THEIR BATHROOM WINDOW?!

[@larrymatthews3483]

I said the same damn thing bro I promise you look at the comment section

[@BreDaWhorse]

In case some kids want their parents medicine man

[@smiley1722]

It's bothered me because the kids look like young adults but sound like they haven't gone through puberty

[@larrymatthews3483]

@@smiley1722 it bothers me because I don't understand if they're at the right time at the right moment I've always wanted one of them episodes to say can we tell you not to follow us do we have to call the police on you

[@larrymatthews3483]

@@smiley1722 I just don't understand how these GI Joe's know where these kids are it's like they just come out of trees alleys out of nowhere

[@docsdomain]

"Who wants a body massage?"

[@SuperdiptoC]

:-D :-D

[@s3dchr]

Pretty sure it was "bottom".

[@Fanik10]

Mister Body Massage machine GO!

[@NMeyer0]

Body masssaaaaage... Go!

[@TicklerDude]

Trump follows all these rules and lessons from GI Joe, and now he’s President.

[@starsatellite2413]

For very important and special matters what makes the very popular G.I. Joe A Real American Hero stand out and hold up above the other G.I. Joe cartoon shows is not just so much everything but even better is the PSAS of safety about rules and lessons that teach young kids and teenagers to do good things and keep them safe at all times. Whenever the Joe heroes show up they help and teach young kids rules and lessons to do things the right and safe way. Not only do people see the heroic Joes as heroes but young kids see the heroic Joes as heroes as well.

[@bcranford714]

Damn back in the 80s when kids played outside and didn't give af

[@ericzerkle8486]

Oh you bet! We were always outside.

[@FreshPrincex4]

Kids are still outside now lol

[@brandonpage7087]

@bcranford714, yeah, instead of just hibernating in their rooms, either online gaming or on their phones or iPads.

[@BubblesTheBard]

0:54 Iiiii dont wanna pickle. I just wanna ride my mooootorsickle.

[@bluemountain555]

Low-Light is certainly not a great example of a hero for kids at 10:00 by teaching kids that it's proper to pick a fruit and eating it without first playing for it in a supermarket.

[@markflute721]

Lifeline

[@Player2Vibes]

*snowjob* still can't get over that name

[@detsportsfan18]

As corny as these are now, back in the day, they were good & helpful everyday messages to kids & teens to hear, which I'm sure plenty these days could use.

[@pisces2569]

detsportsfan18 the stranger danger one isn’t since it ignores that most abductions are committed by a trusted adult, and they drew the abductor like a stereotypical creepy gay guy. The running away one also doesn't account for the fact that a lot of kids run away to escape abuse

[@MarcillaSmith]

Who wants a body massage?

[@seminolewind158]

The teens and kids today are small time as hell!

[@brandonpage7087]

@detsportsfan18, definitely!!

[@Vin.P]

See this is what cartoons now a days are missing, an important life lesson.

[@brandonpage7087]

Definitely!!!

[@Porygonal64]

Surely I can't be the only one jarred by these adults with child voices

[@takarifan]

Or these kids are ripped. That's how I see them.

[@ClassicTVMan1981X]

There were quite a few adults with child voices: think of Dick Beals and Walter Tetley.

[@chadpunisher]

Imagine if these lessons were taught currently. The world probably wouldn't be as bad right now

[@edwardgaines6561]

Single mothers are to blame.

[@Zoloft77]

@@edwardgaines6561 There should be a PSA for growing teens and some adults. Like what Uncle Phil for the Philip Scott Show channel once said, "Take heed; protect that seed and don't procreate with trifling females."

[@edwardgaines6561]

@@Zoloft77 Now you sound like Roadblock! 😄

[@pkmnan00bis]

There are still kid's shows today that teach moral lessons. Only now they're usually worked into the plot of the episode because a common criticism of end-of-episode PSAs is that they met the bare minimal of what could constitute as educational content which allowed writers to make stories completely unrelated to the lesson.

[@canaisyoung3601]

Yeah, cuz no one would learn anything. The kids would scream "Stranger danger!" and the parents would have the Joes arrested for stalking and harassing their children.

[@abbycantrell1369]

7:07, what if by "mean" she meant her parents were abusive? I don't think just talking to her parents again is going to solve anything.

[@OneWeirdDude]

Fair enough. If she runs away again, Shipwreck can join her in going to the authorities.

[@thelibyanplzcomeback]

I think that's a Guy.

[@edwardgaines6561]

She? Don't let the pink hat fool ya!

[@jordanthomas7304]

Hawk: HOLD ON! Kids: HAWK! Hawk: THAT’S A DANGEROUS GAME YOU TWO ARE PLAYING! LISTEN TO YOUR FRIEND CHRIS. THOSE GATES ARE PROVIDED AS A WARNING TO LET YOU KNOW THAT IT IS NOT SAFE TO CROSS!

[@jonstefanik9400]

Kid 1: We could've been hurt. Kid 2: Now we know

[@jakubn3809]

​@@jonstefanik9400And knowing is half the battle

[@ssujica]

They needed a snake eyes psa XD

[@troywright359]

4:43 That............ ...'s a prescription for danger. DOC!!

[@TnAdct1]

Sunshine for all, time for the bus rider.

[@CharizardMaster69]

Troy Wright why was Doc just standing there

[@notorius_TGI_fridays]

Cobra sucks so much that the joes have enough time to just wander around America helping random kids

[@Metlhd313]

I always wondered why Cutter wore a Red Sox hat, especially since he was supposed to come from Kansas.

[@AstronoMarsChannel]

5:13 "I want someone to take me to the hospital." "You sho bo dat?"" "Nice catch, blanco niño, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaacked!"

[@bowmaj8666]

Has anyone ever made a compilation of just the Joes saying "And knowing is half the battle!"

[@edwardgaines6561]

Now don't be greedy. 😆

[@JoeCambo]

5:22 Nice catch blanco nino

[@chheinrich8486]

In one comic, even destro said this line.

[@prowolf633]

I wish shows today did PSAs like this.

[@ForceMaximus84]

“Now, you listen to me, Aaron. You don’t blow your money on the comic books, you understand? They don’t do you a damn bit of good. And the nude mags? You’re gonna be inheriting mine when you’re sixteen, anyway. Now, look, junk food and the candy just rots your teeth, gives you bad breath and the girls run like hell. Stay the hell away from buying any rock TV shirts or hip-hop gear or things like that. Arcade games, pick out one that you can do, Ok? One that you can do as to opposed to a whole bunch of them that you don’t know what the hell you’re doing. Techno music just puts a whole in your br-uh... ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? LOOK AT ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU!!”

[@LtStone]

This is where the first season of G.I. Joe Extreme got the idea for Extreme Advices. That being said, I agree with everyone. We do need common sense lessons in this day and age.

[@brockgoley211]

Personally I thought Snake Eyes's PSA was the best, but thats just me. G I JOE

[@primenathanos4492]

2:51 Alright give em the stick. *Don't give em the stick!*

[@MarcillaSmith]

Oooooooooooooooooooh!!

[@lexyleighmalinowski4136]

I try to show this to my nieces and nephews or at least teach lessons but I think these should be necessary lessons for school and yes update some of them but certain things are still just as obvious but little skits of characters that the kids actually love and knowing half the battle made it seem so cool which it is cooler because of that but the coolest part was it saved lives TV shows that did all those older refrigerators saved lives so GI Joe saved lives you can actually state that When you're stuck on the ice I've learned a lot of course I was never in a position to have to worry about the ice cracking beneath me even though I was out on it technically it was only 2 ft deep the water at this point with a lot of snow and a little bit of ice but didn't crack but I didn't purposely go out there but I slowly went back in listening