Giant Bomb - Dan Ryckert's PSA

[@Viviantoga]

"I don't want my butt to be unhealthy" - The Man Who Gets Married In A Taco Bell A Year And A Half Later

[@Veldoril]

*Dan Ryckert is the best non-sentient being on GB.*

[@VeI_2.0]

Hey

[@AlienBrudda]

i understand why drew eventually had to leave

[@Allyoucanteat]

Dan Ryckert is a walking, talking nightmare factory

[@lnfreeman]

Every few months I forget I've watched this and it gets recommended and I have to go through it all over again

[@mormegil84]

I just went through a 5-day hell with a hemorrhoid. This video makes me miss Dan.

[@larrshinshin7606]

Dan Ryckert public spokesperson for Hemorrhoids worldwide. Serousily fathers need to take their sons aside and have a talk about the day you become a man; the day you realize god is a myth, the human body does shit that makes absolutely no sense and giantbomb is awesome. I do miss Vinnie.

[@clintonleonard5187]

I thought God was a myth when I was a teenager. Becoming a man is realizing that you cannot see beyond the veil, and that what lies beyond is not within the realm of understanding.

[@bottledspace]

I simply must endorse everything that Dan just said 100%

[@UnitingMilk]

I cant sit comfortably anymore

[@clintonleonard5187]

I can empathize with hemorrhoids. I had to call out of work for a few days, the pain was so bad I contemplated excising it myself with a needle many times. It felt like if I could just pop it the pain would go away, but online it said it could get infected, so I let it go away on it's own. Truly a version of Hell. Next time I'll go to the doctor and let them pop it.

[@mysticblade35]

I'm never sitting down again

[@Electroporcupine]

*writes "don't get hemorrhoids" in notebook*

[@TheCthultist]

Oh... oh ok... so this is why Drew left. Now it makes a lot more sense...

[@Haruharuharuko1942]

Dan “poop and go about your day” Ryckert

[@zrobeast]

I know people call Dan a monster, but I think Drew is somewhat of a monster for letting Dan go on with his hemorrhoid story without stopping... Seriously, Drew could've stopped Dan at anytime when he felt like it got into TMI territory, but he didn't. Why did he let the entire story go on, we may never know.

[@strifeknot]

Don't blame Drew. Anyone would've powerless to stop this locomotive from running over decency and reason.

[@PeterTeal77]

Its a website! About video games!

[@MrAce2493]

For what it's worth, this story could have been worse.

[@ginemginem]

Yeah, it could have popped on its own in a most inopportune time.

[@scottberns87]

This is all kinds of FUUUUCKED

[@son12509]

I know the pain

[@haj_endot]

How does that compare to a pilonidal cyst, tho? it's a cyst you can get from sitting on a shitty rough chair, and it's also known as jeep seat. it's a cyst on the top of your asscrack around your center of gravity and it's incredibly painful and disgusting. without surgery, it takes weeks to months to heal.

[@bobbydylanio]

Kansas, Minneapolis, San Francisco, New York. Anywhere that Dan hasn't lived?

[@clintonleonard5187]

Anywhere but those places?

[@ndonegan1558]

And Cincinnati!