GIANT MUDCRAB barehanded catch for ISLAND SURVIVAL

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[@strickandfran]

I've just run into an even more fierce Mudcrab in the New Ep: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6qcg6qsjdR8f6M

[@May2024-]

I surely missed low tide fishing.

[@PankajKumar-pb4sj]

So scary

[@LinhMai-si3mf]

😮

[@PankajKumar-pb4sj]

Where this place bro

[@vivoa1164]

😂

[@jamesthefirst_8147]

guy: shit, a giant crab! crab: SHIT, ITS AN AUSTRALIAN

[@Kira-yoshikage-m5h]

264 likes and no replies? Lemme change that

[@SARZ_COV_2]

294 likes and 1 reply. Let me change that.

[@MrPAnon636]

379 likes and only two replies? Let me change that.

[@jamesthefirst_8147]

i like where this is going haha thanks guys

[@jonathancasado883]

This is a joke for the older generation these little teenagers in all the comments won’t get it! Good ole Irwin Almost forgot….497 likes and 5 replies? Lemme change that

[@yoholmes273]

That bugger has been living in paradise for the past 60 years...

[@PistacchioIceCreamSucks]

And then came along a "Hooman".

[@shemmy95]

​@It's ME not how it works

[@roberto0561]

Let it go Let it go Let it go

[@sandlmv8301]

Not bad for a crab whose typical lifespan is about 3-5 years!

[@nastychizim4564]

Take a picture and let it go, he been there a long time, let him stay.

[@chrismoore4219]

“You cannot fast travel with enemies nearby.”

[@hennessy100k]

I’ve fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

[@Deathvvish]

Man of culture 🔥⛺🤠

[@theLetterDoubleYou]

If he hadn't manhandled it he could have sold his whole inventory at full price

[@mackgrant9199]

Lol and I would be asking what enemy while looking around

[@calebwilliams586]

Underrated

[@taliawtf6944]

And here I thought the mud crabs in Skyrim were unrealistically large...

[@1nvisible1]

*Hmmm. Having fingers or crabs tonight. What to decide. What to decide.*

[@taliawtf6944]

@@1nvisible1 Finger food indeed.

[@by_aero]

This crab is a veteran, he remembers the days when Ronald Reagan starred in westerns.

[@mattgrigsby8907]

😂😂😂

[@katharinlannon4061]

I hope he puts it back 😮😢

[@mattgrigsby8907]

@@katharinlannon4061 nope. That's a male, it's going in the pot and making the best crab cake benny you've ever tasted.

[@alainsoubrier1609]

time when he accused his colleagues of being communists just out of jealousy.

[@kodiakkyle1]

That maybe so, but some granulated and garlic salt diluted in hot butter reolves this story with a happy ending.

[@intendedexpression6609]

"Unlikely spot" The Crab is like - "sir you found me in the ocean..."

[@serenapolk4379]

😂😂 OKAY 😂TF😂😂

[@Freedomlives33]

👍🏾😂🤣

[@EliasDeAlmeida]

😂😂

[@Tori-bm7em]

Lol 😂

[@grumpywumpy]

well they're supposedly in a hole

[@lahavmorris9919]

Today the crab learned to never mess with a Australian

[@ImrightImright-y2v]

That's not an knife 🔪 that's a crab 🦀

[@K1NGMELI]

@@ImrightImright-y2vhuh bro what u smoking

[@K1NGMELI]

@@ImrightImright-y2vhe never said that

[@rikup1ku3]

an

[@joshs7160]

@@K1NGMELI whoooooooooosh

[@casprofficial4202]

I like how an average Aussie just live every day like the first time playing Minecraft

[@Dankschon]

The very definition of "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

[@RoonMian]

Definitely more fearsome than me.

[@kingtonza9711]

I was looking for this comment

[@saracollin7607]

"In the craziest, unlikely spot!!!" Sir, the mud crab was in the mud 😂

[@richardgindes2085]

Lol, brilliant observation...

[@janayadevine2975]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 rite 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@teesmyth5665]

Smh ....craziest unlikely spot...a mud crab IN the mud, whoa

[@solartistliana]

That's what I was thinking😂

[@martyes9563]

I would say the solid message here is never trust social media ;)

[@dalesmith4778]

If Skyrim taught me anything, watch your back there's others coming

[@balrog18]

Also I can't unhear the "swearing mudcrab" mod

[@castlejade]

real 😭

[@aspoonfullofkiwi]

I was subconsciously like "there's more nearby" 😂

[@SB4F]

​@@aspoonfullofkiwiPossibly even a juvenile mudcrab

[@cranbers]

lmao.. skyrim and the mud crabs. I got the same vibe!

[@erica3333]

That is crazy large crab 🦀. My hubby would be like can you eat it with some butter 🧈😋😂😂...

[@sharppush907]

But of cos it’s gonna be delicious 😋 😂😂

[@kateorwell7203]

Me too, huge amount of meat

[@aouncenasadiq3341]

When it's 3:30am and you have work in four hours but you're learning about how to catch a Mudcrab

[@abc_PRIME]

Replying at 3:30am. And yes I have some tasks tomorrow morning at bank.

[@nicolasartori5540]

Why Is so fucking relatable???

[@neutralmatt4771]

3:30 pm rn but I work nights 😅

[@andreabrizola1871]

😁😁😁 cool

[@ghfgxijaorgf5393]

When i was a kid i would think that adults are very responsible and serious, then i saw politicians, now im in high school and whenever i miss a night of sleep its almost impossible to not sleep in class, how do yall manage to not lose your jobs while pulling off shit like that?

[@seapackgaming4316]

“I’ve fought imperial guards more fearsome than you”

[@skrillframe64]

😂

[@hardanalljr.3138]

Mhmm

[@grantshearer5615]

I was thinking Skyrim too lol

[@rasenkiddxiv9365]

“Guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn”

[@beepboopbeepp]

@@grantshearer5615oblivion* mud crab references are mainly from there

[@madlad8059]

Not going to lie I thought mudcrabs are just monsters in elder scrolls 😂

[@arrowtooth]

My first thought was “holy crap mud crabs are real!?” Morrowind just became scarier after remembering those damn mobs.

[@lailasweetest9246]

Same

[@Sandie-iz5jy]

Wow

[@Daddy_DmarcoBBC]

NOW YOU FUCKED UP!

[@Father_Qese]

Lol same

[@makhanrana5495]

Next video: Shipping this giant mud crab to chef rush!

[@sadgiraffe6669]

When you finally find the enemy that’s preventing you from fast travel

[@redge-ty4cs]

Underrated comment

[@darlingserenitysnow9474]

This comment needs more likes!!

[@shinaisunset1829]

@@JohnsonHoword Sounds like someone isn't running enough mods.

[@I_Negan_I]

Skyrim reference I love it 😂😂😂

[@shibainu2006]

​@@JohnsonHowordSHUSH!!

[@Linkin-2603]

As an Australian, I can confirm we go around picking up random mud crabs

[@torahwellman]

I did, it was so fun. We definitely do😊

[@jesusarmandocontreras2742]

How would you enable fast travel otherwise?...

[@Agent_Coulson]

As an American.... Same, but with gators.

[@conraddejongh3898]

​@@Agent_CoulsonNah not Americans....Floridians

[@kingxiii4680]

​@@conraddejongh3898As a Floridian I can confirm that I'm also American. And it doesn't stop with gators, we also hunt pythons and different lizards

[@OnDaMission]

Australia is really just Tamriel at this point

[@michaelwarren8923]

Half expected him to swing a great sword at that thing

[@point-five-oh6249]

Isn't that kinda what Tamriel is based on though, in actuality? Australia has deserts, it has swamps, it has dense jungles/forests, its got very active volcanoes on an island, and there are plains regions, and mountain ranges. If you just take a map of Australia and flip it 90 degrees clockwise, it literally just looks like Tamriel.

[@Polsini]

@@point-five-oh6249Yeah, but I'm missing the cold regions like Skyrim or Raven Rock. And the Heartlands are very fertile (Cyrodill) with the capitol, whereas the population in Australia concentrates in the coastal regions.

[@nowayhosay50]

yes

[@moganfreeman6036]

@@PolsiniAustralia has fertile farmland and snowy mountains.

[@ejicon3099]

Texas - "Everything is bigger is Texas." Australia - "Hold My Drink Texas."

[@jedren11]

*When you just survived being a prisoner and now you’re exploring the map*

[@2t0nrhianwilliams21]

*Aggressive NPC music ques*

[@JustZokafo]

*Boss Music playing*

[@MajorMasonGaming]

voidwoken encounter

[@Death_Lord_Eleressai]

[@zachkielb4975]

"never should have come here"

[@dracotitandovahkii7175]

*Slowly pulls out sword as Skyrim battle music plays*

[@khanaokami360]

When the doom music drops.

[@69XarikukatoX69]

Beat me to it

[@WildHorizon]

Right? The background music was playing in my head the entire time I watched this lol

[@anthonyramirez9925]

I’ve always wondered how those crabs tasted

[@Eggman_Mii]

Skyrim: "You cannot fast travel, there is an enemy nearby." Me: "WHERE IS IT!?" The mudcrab halfway across the map: "😋"

[@theonlynerizaccardelli]

Really hope you put him back! That guy has earnt his retirement!

[@simonewing4222]

​@@EviLLivEClan 🤣🤣

[@ethandaniel8123]

@@EviLLivEClan LMFAOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ethandaniel8123]

They said “we don’t care. You earned your retirement, but we don’t care. You look mad delicious asf, MAAATE.”

[@robynconway1286]

They ate it the poor thing. I wonder if they have any respect for nature. His voice and hers is so irritating in that beautiful peaceful place.

[@robynconway1286]

This is yhe cancer and stupidity that reality tv started.

[@drummer3249]

This guys trying his best to reenact his best Steve Irwin 😂😂😂

[@dominiksalina354]

"You cannot fast travel while enemies are nearby."

[@familyforever-db8wq]

💀💀💀💀🔥💯

[@wenaldy]

Every single damn time

[@torranmcmillan3247]

😂😂😂

[@uraniummmm1]

It's always the damn mudcrabs

[@moony5097]

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[@JoshuaTheTransitProdigy]

Florida Man: Yoink ❌ Australia Man: Yoink mate! ✅

[@Bel1yDancer]

Me watching from Florida approved this poste

[@privatenineNaturalWoman]

OKAY!!! 😂😂😂

[@laylaluann9481]

Australia is basically British Florida on steroids

[@privatenineNaturalWoman]

@@laylaluann9481 😂

[@firefighter1c57]

You call that a yoink? -fishing Garett probably

[@daphne10120]

He was livin his best crab life.

[@Justanotherfuckingobserver]

Waaaaaaaaaassssssss........

[@txmomma84]

😅

[@nailateresa-ko8sc]

Awedhdjf hoje eu não DG não é isso kr

[@Luckimee]

Not for long buddy

[@Carey_anne-d7g]

The aussieness in that🤣

[@pariskulicore_341]

That thing's straight outta Skyrim

[@9thwardslim2105]

When you reach that age, you just wanna be at peace.

[@piratekit3941]

Unless you are on the verge of starving to death, leave those titan crabs alone. They have the best chance of fathering the next generation due to their size too.

[@9thwardslim2105]

@@2muchPt no, but I’m not trying to chow down on a 50 year old crab either, lol

[@madero-jb5ri]

They can be at peace in my stomach.

[@meteorthelad8504]

​@@2muchPt lmao what do you mean by "starve" just eat something else😅

[@vivekbure98]

Or in pieces on a plate

[@swedenneutral7892]

Imagine peacefully chilling in the water, then a human comes and picks you up and shouts in your ear

[@straightspirit]

I would be mad too

[@RavinKaito]

_"Peacefully"_

[@Ice_Wallow_ComeAlot]

Then sells to to some KZbin shorts cook to boil you in butter, eat one bite for the perfect loop and throw your whole corpse away🗿🗿

[@helenlangvold3617]

The worst day ever. It shows on the crabs face you‼️ Oh crap 😮😮😲. Can I pinch him off if I begin to struggle 🤔

[@amberanderson7153]

Yea, that humans name was Mom and she often grabbed this crab exactly like that 😂 LMFAO 😆

[@KibaInu04]

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you."

[@JayAnime]

First thought I had when seeing this lmfao 😅

[@MicroSpecGamer]

- Saxton Hale probably

[@silent_hunter515]

Generic e.s bandit

[@NordicDragon1337]

I was searching for this

[@kelso2951]

HEEEEAHHH HAAAAAAA!!!! well met😊

[@Darkwolfpocco]

Skyrim is leaking into the real world...

[@zurgmuckerberg]

"in the craziest, unlikely spot" Crab : "Does this look like The Himalayas to you?"

[@rachaelditta4224]

😂😅😂😅😂😅😂 🦀 ❤

[@scratch3406]

You hurt my sides hahaha

[@goldentoast69]

Might as well be the desert

[@goldentoast69]

Or mount Everest for picnic!

[@jarjarjarlego8611]

Or grand canyon 😂

[@a.d.icompany6517]

Imagine fighting dragon born yesterday and getting humbled by an Australian

[@killercobra009]

The Australian is definitely more scary

[@cashkidgotmoneyallday866]

Oqo

[@thejaded]

It's always good to get humbled by us lol

[@binladen34444]

33344444

[@masoniangod8458]

As a previous dragon born I can confirm getting my butt handed to me on legendary difficulty by mudcrabs 😅

[@shygal_doumi]

bro really caught a mud crab from skyrim 💀

[@calripplebear1293]

Oblivion: Excuse me?

[@calripplebear1293]

Morrowind: And me?

[@leoduk302]

no this is crabulon from the terraria calamity mod

[@korayk1999]

😂😂

[@korayk1999]

​@@leoduk302no

[@felicityhnilicka185]

When he started speaking with his Australian accent everything made sense

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

“I’VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!” The Mudcrab:

[@amadarodriguez5795]

Delicious 😋..

[@wachsmal_stift5546]

the fact that I immediately read that in the voice of a guard lmao

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

@rice2232 Fall taint-first on a kitchen knife.

[@somerandomguy69747]

​@@wachsmal_stift5546I read it with kratos voice for some reason

[@xBoMb4x]

Skyrim is everywhere 😆👍🏻

[@BonelessBacon]

Now I understand why some people in Oblivion say they've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than me.

[@codieclark853]

Lol

[@JPSCerqueira]

And then they took an arrow to the knee :x

[@someweirdassnpc2379]

​@@JPSCerqueira over the damn sweet roll 😆💢

[@Themusicbiz]

😂bro

[@No__Bark_34]

Ya honestly mudcrabs are pretty sketch to think about when you remember the “queen” in the plains of white run and then the multiple “kings” spread throughout imagine a couple thousand years ago taking a stroll and a claw the size of a horse pops up out of a pond

[@felicitybywater8012]

The kicking in the crab's back legs is crab for "unhand me you foul fiend, I was napping!".

[@jordoncollins1332]

“Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest Have a look at the headlock here See that chap over? He- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis before! What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh that's a nice headlock Sir Oh! Aaah yes! I see that you know your judo well. Good one And you Sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare- Get your hands off me Ta-ta and farewell! One cuff, look They even broke the cuff!”

[@DenisASIIMWE]

😅

[@RealCuckerTarlson]

Those are the flippers

[@leeoshea2290]

a succulent chinese meal

[@aunt_b3365]

Great comment!

[@pixeledcanuck4782]

Oblivion NPC: I've fought Mudcrabs tougher than you.

[@Menscraft]

You know in Skyrim when the guard says, "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you"? This is that mudcrab.

[@honeyfox228]

I'm so glad to see a skyrim comment XD

[@wannabepro2186]

​@@honeyfox228 lol me too

[@DanielGalvan-xb9mb]

So cool

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Dragon born"yeah,yeah ok..but errr then I remembered...I am the dragon born....I slay dragons all day long and consume there souls....and with every dragon souls I consume..I get more powerful..plus I have access to shouts that also give me a ton of special powers ...so don't piss me off or I will send you to oblivion with a fus, ro, dah that will smash your body to bits...got it...yeah ok bye,bye now

[@StarGazingMouse]

Crab: "UNHAND ME YOU DIRTY BARNACLE"

[@myeshiajean5608]

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheB00Man]

That is a giant mud crab in the craziest unlikely spot… the mud.

[@jjjrjjjr1]

Reason #19 I don’t wade,swim or even dip my toes in the ocean.

[@JaysonTripp-r5d]

​​​@@jjjrjjjr1nah I grew up swimming in the ocean worst is stepping on a sand crab chances of being bit swimming is slim besides the sharks even that is few far between all these channels talking about lochness monsters mermaids all kinds of deranged species living in the seas it's bullshit don't get me wrong there probably is unidentified species we don't know it's very rare I been offshore fishing two week trips middle of nowhere you see whales seals dolphins occasional shark chances of being attacked at shore swimming is highly unlikely just saying

[@JaysonTripp-r5d]

​​@@jjjrjjjr1you will be ok don't be scared of the sea 🦞🍻🇺🇸 saltwater is good

[@stevelester6276]

It's in SAND

[@joshuabullard828]

That crab got them “put your dukes up” pinchers😂

[@Яник-н4е]

Я бы не стал у бивать такова красавца, пусть живёт ✌️

[@FredoNano]

Oui un crabe dinausaure et très vieux et beau,la Vie ❤👍

[@DayanGuo]

抓了怎么吃

[@mariohamada1]

com certeza, é um espécie muito grande pra ser predado.

[@sulistianahsulistianah8714]

Bb ​@@FredoNano

[@Chris-lc5ql]

I certainly hope he put it down and then left it alone.

[@adro_kingx7735]

That crab was chilling man

[@georginacontreras9576]

te me la h ya s. xep JJ s cv idu

[@joeycheckers114]

White people love messing with nature.

[@manuelamengarelli2368]

E pericolosi da toccare. Non farla facile. Io ho capito Che ti farà Un brodo da re. Buon pranzo amico

[@simplytron4627]

Now he about to be chilling in somebody stomach LmAo... 🤣 But I feel where you're coming from..

[@goasupreme4804]

No wonder kaijus invaded us

[@enovix6764]

Anyone whos been to tamriel knows about these and their ability to never let you fast travel

[@Satansassassin.1690]

😂

[@MatNotMatt]

Morthal is packed

[@TheWorgenGamer]

Me every damn time Intense music starts... WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!!!

[@salouali6899]

Facts

[@RealVersuchstier]

I am getting oblivion flashbacks bro 💀

[@WolfPackOutdoors211]

Explains why a lot of Australians are missing fingers...mate between crocs and mud crabs i can still count to 7 😂

[@pushpuppet5810]

Everybody is talking about the crab but holy cow ive never seen a wild Australian before in his natural habitat

[@SrSealKing]

Oi mate come to Australia he ain’t the only one who does that

[@williamdunphe-bh2pu]

Way to go your funnier than I am wild bill

[@jacquesthompson388]

😂😂😂😂😂😅😅 Crocodile Dundees lost son!!

[@into_the_void]

Finds mudcrab in the mud " Holy moley , that is a giant mud crab in the craziest unlikely spot "

[@zell4578]

that's not mud

[@TheFailedperson]

If you have these things called eyes you can see that the water is clear and it's not mud

[@DarkDragonCB]

According to these other two guys apparently it’s not mud, but instead something called “wet dirt”

[@LeatherNinja]

The earth and water mixture is not sricky so it cant be mud

[@TheDJ904]

Skyrim.

[@yugiohboyfriendappreciator7739]

"I fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you"

[@chrissheppo]

Came here looking for ES references, aint disappointed

[@KelemvorOG]

😂

[@OnAir24]

I have never seen such a giant crab!🤷‍♀️😍🎉 Wow most giant size🦀❤️

[@CJ-cz3hv]

Hope you put it back, thats an important breeding crab right there

[@krispyair]

That crabs definitely had tons of babies so it's already done it's job lol

[@janisschoenbeck3715]

❤

[@CJ-cz3hv]

@@krispyair theres a reason hes still alive my guy

[@Walkers_Films]

They legit ate the crab

[@tandynjohnson]

@@CJ-cz3hv he’s not they ate him

[@jessyacevedo102]

That's probably the one crab everyone leaves alone out of respect

[@knay1456]

That’s how it got that big 😅

[@brandyhine]

Most definitely I lived in Portland Maine for 16 yrs I was at a restaurant when this elderly couple bought the two oldest lobsters in the tank just too set them free ,who knows how long they survived but it was cool

[@nickmiller7700]

@@brandyhine yea them slowly starving to death in the wild is so much better than someone eating it

[@lu9thix]

How to cook it?

[@Jaesiane]

I’d put that one in a boiling water without any heaitation

[@jettzoo8710]

“We just found this mud crab in the most craziest unlikely spot” … the mud

[@tentoesdownjohnson7861]

🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂😂

[@itsallmeallday4429]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kalikat-uk5ve]

I know, right?

[@mariaesthergonzalezarteaga]

lmomomf😻

[@Fritzthempg_dude]

​@@mariaesthergonzalezarteaga you are the only one that doesn't make sense

[@ecopsych101]

crab: "only an idiot would think this is an unlikely spot"

[@Dragonborn506]

“I’VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS FIERCER THAN YOU”

[@destubae3271]

HRMPH

[@orphanconsumer5658]

@@jacobitedynamite “i’ve fought mudcrabs fearsome than you”? that makes no sense

[@jackmeowmeowmeow2177]

@@orphanconsumer5658 fearsome: to be frightening in appearance. The mud crab he fought was more frightening and scary than you.

[@orphanconsumer5658]

@@jackmeowmeowmeow2177 fierce: having or displaying and intense or ferocious aggressiveness i’ve fought mud crabs fiercer than you, basically meaning more aggressive. what they said was perfect grammar. thats how you would use that word in a sentence.

[@jackmeowmeowmeow2177]

@@orphanconsumer5658 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpOYk3SPlq6po6c it’s a quote from a game, buddy misquoted it with fiercer when the guard says “fearsome” it’s not a matter of grammatical error but accuracy of the quote.

[@datnibba6697]

Not sure what province of Skyrim that is but damn that's a nice crabo

[@Aethisis]

probably near falkreath lad/lass..

[@kanzonagato5490]

Грязевые крабы, о да...

[@Aethisis]

@@kanzonagato5490 Я использую переводчик, поэтому это может быть непонятно, но я боюсь, что не могу понять вас и не знаю, как перевести ваши слова.

[@kanzonagato5490]

@@Aethisis Mud crabs, that's what I'm talking about, if I'm not mistaken.

[@Aethisis]

@@kanzonagato5490 ah ok.

[@Brother_Nazarite]

The sound of those claws snapping is enough to keep me out of the ocean for life.

[@TSMBossdog]

(see's no absolute sign of snapping claws) bro we watching same video?

[@Slave69420]

@@TSMBossdog oh my hahahaa your literally like my inspiration like I LITERALLY WAN BE LIKE YOU WHEN I GROW UP oh wait no I don’t no body fucking does stfu

[@ngannguyenthi8085]

​@@Slave69420 xe để mổ,k mộ sẽ

[@clarineko162]

@@TSMBossdog it's pretty loud. It sounds like slapping water but it's the claws snapping

[@Slave69420]

@@ngannguyenthi8085 huh

[@GodofLogic]

Bro sitting at home “In the craziest unlikely spot”

[@kreitzen3035]

"Saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures." - The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, 2006

[@yemn6243]

"I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!!"

[@Chipsotron]

"Saw a mudcrab the other day. I died." -Dark Souls III 2016

[@art-o-cart5166]

have you heard of the high elves. HRNN HAAAH OOHH

[@Americathelandofthefree2.0]

"Oh shit a mud crab... voos roh dah!"

[@CTSpeed413]

Horribly delicious, properly prepared

[@DivineSoul008]

Mr crabs: "Heyyy put me down son"

[@BasicallyBreezy]

Having PTSD flashbacks being chased thru Skyrim by these guys

[@SpencerMiller574]

I was attacked by one while talking to Vigilants of Stendarr. They didn't even bother helping. If they can't even handle a mudcrab, how are they supposed to handle daedra, vampires, and werewolves?

[@BasicallyBreezy]

@@SpencerMiller574 😂 You just made my day man. The vigi of stendarr have zero respect. I myself have the upmost respect for you brothaman lol

[@Merilirem]

@@SpencerMiller574 I mean, its not their job. Do mudcrabs look like daedra?

[@writeshorror]

That one literally looks like the younger mudcrabs. I felt like going "watch it dude his cone-backed mama's around here somewhere and she's gonna be pissed"

[@Cztwastaken]

Who the Australian or the crab

[@Rotorhead1651]

Friends: "We're going to the beach. Wanna come?" Me: "How 'NO' can I explain this...?"

[@brandontheurer1372]

You stumbled across the best merchant in Morrowind. Good job.

[@edkaran5346]

😂

[@dylantrashmint8379]

10,000 gold barter limit 🗿

[@DinkleDooper]

This guy knows what’s up

[@lordmiraak8991]

👀

[@sukehiroyato2006]

me walking in skyrim wondering why the fighting theme is on:

[@lieutenantpliskin]

fr like of crap I can't see it is a dragon coming? nope just mud crob

[@alexkayrevich1835]

Skyrim best game hands down

[@jakemacdougall8737]

😂😂😂😂

[@mknkls8888]

Underrated comment this is so true it happened me 1 hour ago

[@SiraacMikail-dn6cw]

Ouijo

[@dislikebutton6269]

"I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!!" >the mudcrab

[@markbuhler4733]

I was looking for this comment :D

[@Danyalcoppermane]

​@@markbuhler4733same lol

[@waynescopeland]

Looking for the obligatory Elder Scrolls reference and found it.

[@roachking4379]

Mudcrab from Skyrim 😂😂😂

[@entirecentaur2920]

Bro caught a Pokémon 💀

[@someone4381]

Underrated comment

[@jameshill2990]

😂🤣

[@jailsoncorreq9549]

😂😂 pegou mesmo

[@lapuissance2720]

Best comment.

[@adamflores2326]

Haha

[@LuxFero_RN]

This man is playing Skyrim rn

[@weldonwin]

Basically any Elder Scrolls game really, as soon as you go near ANY body of water

[@mrs.hatfield1451]

We first met this crab in Morrowind!!❤

[@jakeofsp4des]

Australia is Tamriel

[@ladyann5778]

That is a grandpa he deserves to live

[@Eleventyeleventh]

And yet it’s just some beef right?

[@whateverwhatever4026]

cows and crabs loves to be eaten

[@lIllIlIIllII]

If it was a grandma it should die with the utmost suffering and torcher possible

[@e-man1634]

Actually it's a grandma..

[@anonymous_dot_com2326]

@@Eleventyeleventh do crabs taste like meat? Ive never eaten one

[@BoschDaWiseman]

Crab: "BACK UP" Picks him up by his claws Crab: "theyre not fuckin handles! Let go of me!"😂😂

[@stephanginther9051]

I heard a story a while back. A soldier was stationed at a US military base somewhere in Europe. The new guys were brought in by a local guide who explained the local culture, does and don'ts and so on. The were walking near a beach and the soldier pointed out a bunch of blue crabs on the sands, making an off hand comment about how it was a shame but he supposed they weren't allowed to eat them. The guide stopped, faced the guy and said, "those things are invasive. You kill and eat as many as you want and we will thank you for it." The soldier told the mess Sargent what the guide said and the officer _immediately_ had traps commissioned. They ate fresh crab until they were sick of it. (Which took a while)

[@suzanam5872]

That doesn't sound right, locals would know what's edible😅

[@klabeck1097]

Blue crab is delicious! And very invasive. Great story!

[@kissarmyrules]

@suzanam5872 read it again, they were US troops stationed on a base in Europe The American soldier said it was a shame they couldn't eat them - the local European guide not only said they could, but encouraged the removal of the invasive crabs. Nowhere in the story does it imply the new soldiers or people already stationed were locals, or asked about the crabs

[@jeremytaylor3532]

And that's dinner. .

[@HHHEEEEEYYYYBUDDDYY]

I was today years old when I found out mud crabs exist and don't just exist in Skyrim

[@LCF_GT]

And this is just a baby crab

[@Nona-om9kf]

Lol same!! 😂

[@adriananic8258]

The frost spiders do too. Just smaller and less cold. Check up camel spiders

[@NuneAkaMrPropane]

Best comment lol 8

[@Kwame00]

Wooooow I didn’t even notice that lol

[@WyattHatch-w7g]

That would be considered a juvenile mud crab in Skyrim

[@robertbenson1976]

Glad I'm not the only one😅

[@derrickmooney8566]

What's Skyrim never heard of it

[@Kashitsa-tk9ks]

​@@derrickmooney8566game

[@JaqhoffKnightly]

How’d the fast travel get 32k likes you gave him The runway for that comment haha

[@joepro66]

Found you! 😂

[@Christopher_Lloyd-73]

Мистер Крабс зорко следит за попытками украсть формулу крабсбургера.)))

[@TheBigBenji890]

"I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures."

[@thecheese9759]

Goodbye

[@thecheese9759]

Goodbye

[@danieldrake8533]

Can you eat them?

[@cogtroper]

Be seeing you

[@TheFisterin]

What's the news from the other parts of Tamriel?

[@RoderickWinters-e1h]

Mudcrab, litterally chilling in mud and water. Australian: Found Mudcrab in the most unlikely spot.

[@IDiggPattyMayonnaise]

Yeah dude was acting like he found it midair and not the exact spot you expect to find them

[@flyfast77]

😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

[@jayg6138]

they usually live deeper the in water

[@SausageSideways]

​@@IDiggPattyMayonnaisemidair took me out for some reason 😆

[@therealsovietbear2700]

When an Oblivion NPC talks about fighting mud crabs fiercer than you, this is what they mean.

[@gooeyking]

Ashen one from ds3: "thats fucking adorable"

[@aedansullivan774]

Most sane Aussie ever

[@xironbeastx8677]

that mud crabs famous, he did all the motion capture stuff for crabs in elder scrolls

[@ngcastronerd4791]

Yeah....turns out they didn't exaggerate the size that much either.

[@culpepperly]

I hope you put her back. She deserves a nice long life just for getting to that size!

[@meliodasD2]

its a crab btw

[@lynninpain]

I bet it tastes like mud too. Best let it go.

[@lynnmahan154]

Agree

[@deathstrokian6976]

@@meliodasD2you don’t even female crabs they carry eggs that allow more crabs

[@amirahkukan782]

Surely any size deserves a nice long life no?

[@WorkHarder14]

Them claws snapped like a whip 😮

[@NewHara]

@@Dont_click_this_profil3 guys don’t click on thar profile😕

[@riseofnf9912]

👴🏻

[@kuroshite]

what do you mean 😭

[@Keiching1173]

That’s the crab from Moana. Put him back. He’s looking for shiny things. 😂😂😂😂

[@burvie1660]

Nothing like an Aussie grabbing a crab by the claws

[@MrStredders]

Well if you grab him by anything else he’ll fucken pinch you 😂

[@bettalivin]

nothinggg 😂

[@burvie1660]

@@MrStredders or you could like not grab him at all😂

[@ChefGary58]

​​@@MrStredders Crikey !...🤣

[@kea5763]

Yummy!

[@daboxingscholar]

Him chilling in his house and you grabbing him saying "in an unlikely spot" is crazy

[@drewt1717]

Yea! "A giant mud crab in the mud!! Who would have expected that?!"😅

[@FunGamerFever]

​@drewt1717 Well mud crabs like that one are not always close to shore like that

[@denohanna858]

"So you just gon pick me up and show me around like that" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@spiritledpoetess394]

😅😅😂

[@the_realist]

That crab also said the same words to his friends.

[@vinnieneutron]

“In the craziest, unlikeliest spot…” Crab at Autozone hiding behind the battery section: “yeah… nah.”

[@mzpchypchz]

Right😂😂😂 like where else he suppose to be. The whole ocean belong to him..sometimes land.

[@Nunya100]

😂😂😂kudos

[@lewischacon6009]

That bastard bit me once… Circa 1997 AutoZone Freeport Texas.

[@ConcernedCitizen420]

This comment is underrated

[@KawiMusician]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@nickpatalik]

Bro was just chillin in retirement man, you put him back right?

[@ISkinFlamingos]

They ate him

[@medaltair6125]

Back in their stomachs? Yes.

[@henriquegraca1976]

Yummy.

[@Hardstucksilver97]

Nomnomnomnom

[@smittybeats]

Circle of life… we all end up being apart of the sun in the end anyways 🤷‍♂️

[@moOnB0w]

Legend has it, that crab is so old he was once grabbed the same way by Steve Irwin

[@happyfish1212]

😢

[@AnneReed-j4d]

And Steve let him go

[@blank-dr2kx]

That’s not that long ago doesn’t make him old

[@FENRIR-MM]

Wir werden ihn nicht vergessen!!!

[@SausageSideways]

​@@blank-dr2kxSteve's been dead for 20 years now 😬 I cringed when I realised that too

[@roysmoothfinger]

Mud crabs in skyrim "Aww fuck" "God fucking dammit"

[@Bumbum62673]

"Mudcrab" Elder Scrolls players:

[@_sayten_]

All I hear is "you cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby"

[@SaltedMallows]

Fr

[@chuttbeeks2716]

"I saw a mudcrab today. What vile creatures"

[@unrulyay237]

​@@chuttbeeks2716 lol got me missing the game

[@mojoahbeast6679]

That backwards snap was savage

[@thegodblocc6896]

Crab-" Am I being detained? What crime am I suspected of?"

[@DarkMatterX1]

Aggravated deliciousness and being criminally undercooked.

[@warriorjennings5115]

​@@DarkMatterX1lmfaoooo I thought the comment was hilarious but the charges sent me bro lmaooo 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DarkMatterX1]

@@warriorjennings5115 👍🏻

[@StayZero556]

He’s being detained for being delicious with melted butter.

[@Bryon2727]

That’s a damn Pokémon!

[@MohammedAlbakri-sc2ow]

This isn't a crab.. That's Davy Jones himself

[@Yungbonaparte]

Ye

[@sandeepshetye1791]

😅😅​@@Yungbonaparte

[@JaysonTripp-r5d]

i

[@marzigeisha]

I wish we had the same laws as Maine. They put lobsters back if they're really big. They'll take their non-dominant claw and it grows back. It allows them to keep breeding. They tag them so people know. Then if the lobsters have eggs they too are left alone, tagged and returned. We could do the same for mud crabs.

[@haneefdaniel6572]

Nah

[@haneefdaniel6572]

Bro really soft

[@byunniq9060]

🤡

[@kimdawcatgirl]

I agree!

[@sirintornstantripop788]

I saw a video on this, I love that they do that. So you say they take their non dominant claw, it grows back. How does that allow them to keep breeding?

[@beaumekkelholt2440]

Australians be like: This looks deadly, let's pick it up with our bare hands

[@INTHAMOMENTFR]

fr bro my friend (who’s australian) saw a crocodile with me at the zoo and said, “am i able to pet it?” with all seriousness

[@RM-cv5sc]

No way that can go wrong.

[@RM-cv5sc]

​@@INTHAMOMENTFR Australians: awe so cute. 🤗 Everyone else: holy sh!t !!! 😱

[@ziginaigra]

i would do the same

[@INTHAMOMENTFR]

@@RM-cv5sc EXACTLY