“There goes our last female.” - Ice age Dodo bird.
@spogulis2 ай бұрын
Fun fact: The military strategist who came up with the Blue corps idea, is the same one who was responsible for the military strategy in the battle of Winterfell against the white walkers! True story!
@Thor_Odinson2 ай бұрын
That explains so much......
@nobbynobbs81822 ай бұрын
Now it all makes sense
@ngunguyen5680Ай бұрын
i am not surprise. Dumb white hollywood strategist.
@soveyreemo3430Ай бұрын
Yea, like, who could think that picking out enemies one by one with a few dozens elite soldiers using expensive gear that takes heavy casualties in the very few minutes of the battle already won't be that efficient strategy when scaled up to a crowd of thousands such enemies? They simply didn't have such computation technology back in the mystical times!
@ngunguyen5680Ай бұрын
@@soveyreemo3430 they missing common sense
@brandenburg23886 ай бұрын
The Blue Corps were basically snacks for the monsters...........
@PaganMin-19666 ай бұрын
aka suicide spearers😂
@Thomas_Anders0n5 ай бұрын
Their goes our last female (Ice age Dodo scene) 😂
@knud89774 ай бұрын
China has a huge population to provide human meat for the monsters.
@chickadee8744 ай бұрын
Distraction, for other forces to recuperate before they climbed and overtook the wall.
@AntonioBlanco19934 ай бұрын
Its the Empowered, Strong, Independent Crane Corps who doesn't need a man's money. 🤣
@Halo443272 ай бұрын
Lol Even the Americans are like “wtf is this type of strategy….?”
@mrmonokel23356 ай бұрын
These soldiers are hilariously inefficient. 1 Kill per spear with like a 50-70% death chance. Meanwhile they could just THROW the spears for the same result...
@Alex-nr4xb5 ай бұрын
They don't even have to throw the spears, they've got giant crossbows!
@tryjune50825 ай бұрын
Itu adalah bagian drama nya yang membuat seru adegan film nya seakan kita masuk dalam pertempuran itu karena strategi yang tak logis
@mrblurblur20035 ай бұрын
But I think it's awesome movie well managed. Dun care whatcha think buddy.
@mrmonokel23355 ай бұрын
@@mrblurblur2003 and i dont care what YOU think, buddy. If you dont care about other opinions, dont post comments then :)
I forget : Did they ever address the stupidity of the crane corps strategy, or have one of the characters say "Hey, the blue ones should do *this* instead"?
@mvat49722 ай бұрын
As i remember, nope.
@jltaco85Ай бұрын
I think they had too many females, so they had to get rid off some of them, and this was the only humane heroic way!!!
@epyon1983Ай бұрын
They are a distractions to keep the monster off the wall
@oAquaaАй бұрын
Honestly its not that stupid, it's just the weapon choice. Swords would be wayyy more efficient than spears. Granted its still not a smart strategy, but swords>spears in this scenario
@mvat4972Ай бұрын
@@oAquaa But a sword is shorter than a spear, it would make them a way more easy target.
@Gingercats5864 ай бұрын
"And the blue, what are they doing?" Exactly.
@twtc49884 ай бұрын
"Throw the spear girls over the wall" "Don't you mean have the girls throw spears over the wall?" "..." "..."
@minhducvo87856 ай бұрын
Willem Dafoe at the end of this clip : *looks completely lost* "What the hell I am doing in this sh...tty movie ?"
@GrumblingGrognard5 ай бұрын
...oh yea...laughing all the way to the bank.
@wnoseАй бұрын
Paying the bills, son
@HoangViet-n4q2 ай бұрын
4:19 matt damons face like oh my gosh I should have read the script. this could be the end of my carreer
@yomyomcam4 ай бұрын
The blue squadron is the most beautiful and spectacular, yet, it is the most stupid one, the slowest to attack, the one that exposes the most the warrior to the enemy and the one with the shortest range weapon. A waste of resources.
@nev7816 ай бұрын
the "cranes" were more badass on the drums with nanchucks than them bungee jumping only for most of them to die
@firephoenix77886 ай бұрын
And they were probably getting way more done.
@scottmcshannon68215 ай бұрын
the cranes seemed a very very inefficient use of resources.
@ThePrechrchet4 ай бұрын
@@scottmcshannon6821 I agree. They were not taking nearly enough of the creatures out to justify the losses.
@AntonioBlanco19934 ай бұрын
Its the Empowered, Strong, Independent Crane Corps who doesn't need a man's money.
@zavs3503 ай бұрын
@@AntonioBlanco1993 you're such a fucking weirdo
@cartoonraccoon20784 ай бұрын
1:57 Look at this army. Have you ever seen such pretty colors? We got the ravenclaws, the Hufflepuffs, and of course the Gryffindors...
@omegafan13744 ай бұрын
Now we just need slytherin
@jacobmorphies21163 ай бұрын
@@omegafan1374 who do you think they were killing lol
@Rosencraft3 ай бұрын
협곡에서 몰려오는 개들이 슬레데린이에요😂
@omegafan13743 ай бұрын
@@jacobmorphies2116 lol 😆
@omegafan13743 ай бұрын
@@Rosencraft huh?
@Xenophon14 ай бұрын
Blue shirts are the new red shirts.
@Alex-nr4xb5 ай бұрын
1:02 lmao they've got giant crossbows yet they'd waste resources on poking the monsters with spears
@kreigguardsman33554 ай бұрын
I always assumed it was to stop them amassing at the foot of the wall but i feel like there would be more efficient ways to do that
@zoltannemethi82712 ай бұрын
they are called ballistae
@chinchang51172 ай бұрын
They need to poke the eyes of the monsters, not just any part of the body.
@jwtrioАй бұрын
@chinchang5117 ..and young girls flying down uncontrolled will be able to target the eyes better? lmao
@stephenyeboah15316 ай бұрын
This movie could have ended at the very first scene. They knew the enemy would be coming through that valley. All they had to do was ambush them with some flammable liquid in the valley and burned them all
@limitlessjoseph13996 ай бұрын
Exactly yes!
@domedwards52566 ай бұрын
But then you wouldn't have a two hour metaphor illustrating how Chinese obedience to order and use of technology is superior to, and the reason to expel a foreign influence
@JCarey19886 ай бұрын
There ain't enough liquid for that many. The living will run across on a bridge of the dead.
@peternjoroge74166 ай бұрын
Did you see how intelligent these creatures are?
@andreforest20245 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly..they had the strategic advantage. Or even make pit traps.
@haelww1Ай бұрын
- Mom, can we have Attack on titan ? - We have Attack on titan at home Attack on titan at home :
@youcefsioudaАй бұрын
Both are average Aot is a bit better though
@Magzillas6 ай бұрын
"Mom, I want a Final Fantasy dragoon." "We have Final Fantasy dragoons at home." Crane Corps: Final Fantasy dragoons at home.
@hngdmanАй бұрын
They really look a lot like Kain. Just... inefficient, to put it mildly.
@blackitertmc93056 ай бұрын
Blue is for delivering food.
@AntonioBlanco19934 ай бұрын
Its the Empowered, Strong, Independent Crane Crops who doesn't need a man's money how dare you. 🤣
@larrybittke77606 ай бұрын
The Crane Corps SUICIDE RAMPS being lowered.
@teume-nicoleyt4 ай бұрын
that's not suicide,that's sacrifice.Do you dare to sacrifice to killing those monsters just to protect a palace behind the great wall?
@inkognito15344 ай бұрын
@@teume-nicoleyt It may be meant to show courage and self-sacrifice, but it actually just shows that the line between courage and stupidity is very thin... They jumping down the wall, give up the Highground and a fortified defense position contrary to all military tactics and their losses are in no reasonable proportion to the number of kills. If they let the girls also shoot arrows from the wall, they would kill more enemies and have fewer losses. If everyone in this army acted like the blue suicide bungee jumpers, the monsters would have won tomorrow...
@AntonioBlanco19934 ай бұрын
Its the Empowered, Strong, Independent Crane Crops who doesn't need a man's money how dare you. 🤣
@thatsaber01Ай бұрын
@@AntonioBlanco1993i find it funny that it's a chinese movie and they have women as their highest death rate
@AntonioBlanco1993Ай бұрын
@@thatsaber01 Didn't think about that. They've made up a tale on why they have a shortage of women 🤣
@johnnybaum79572 ай бұрын
This movie almost ended Matt Damons career. Barely had a job in 2017,2018 because of this blunder, made a comeback with Ford vs Ferrari.
@IfbbProRolandcHazard6 ай бұрын
Well, at least the blue uniforms looked cool, but what a waste of some cute Chinese girls
@weizihang4 ай бұрын
I think it’s unnecessary too
@thatsaber01Ай бұрын
@@weizihangvery unnecessary .. i honestly don't understand the leader's war plan when they could have the soldiers in black be at the front since they have shields
@stevefisher83235 ай бұрын
Love all the color and pageantry as the troops assemble.
@jwtrioАй бұрын
Followed by the stupid war strategies lol
@alexandrebolduc5529Ай бұрын
"aim for the eyes " as if they can be that precise from up there haha
@marisamar32476 ай бұрын
Muuuch better sense of fashion than tactics in this army.. Btw what were the purple guys for?
@jc31312jch2 ай бұрын
They do not look badass, but goofy, especially the helmets.
@richber2 ай бұрын
DEI hires.
@chenyoufai45197 ай бұрын
The blue army jumping was totally spoiling overage for this movie.not sure how the director thinking of this movie.
@Dino-pk5hc5 ай бұрын
well it really shows how China treats their women !
@andrzejwielgus48855 ай бұрын
@@Dino-pk5hc Really? And because of this a woman is a main commander?
@teume-nicoleyt4 ай бұрын
if you don't understand what the movie try to express then don't talk too much
@teume-nicoleyt4 ай бұрын
@@Dino-pk5hc well unknowledge,just because women is lighter than men,go watch original movie better
@Dino-pk5hc4 ай бұрын
@@teume-nicoleyt if that is the case, they are STUPID for putting a GENERAL on the frontlines ! no matter how good SHE is ...
@sohammitra86572 ай бұрын
So in this story they have black powder, they know the avenue of approach for those monsters, and they have 25 years in between raids. Wouldn't it be more wise to layer the entire valley with gun powder then fire those fiery balls on it once the army is one the powder field.
@sahan69963 ай бұрын
3:55 ok aim for the eyes 😂
@memphis39066 күн бұрын
I keep looking at the crane corps thinking maybe what they were going for was like keeping the monsters focused on them since they’re alone striking one at a time by themselves. Pretty much a distraction and keeps a good chunk of the monsters focused on them. While the infantry and archers pick off the remainder of the monsters coming up the walls. Idk the idea came out poorly 😢
@merriamchai53287 ай бұрын
Liked the difference in the army colours. But sacrificing the blue like that 😢
@clydehinman78107 ай бұрын
I swear people just post this video so we can deconstruct the stupidity 😂
@ginaversoАй бұрын
"NO CAPES!" I wish Edna Mode were in this movie as a war counselor.
@truegrit76976 ай бұрын
This movie was a bit cheesy, but very fun! I liked it!
@darkguild693 ай бұрын
This scene is what I constantly think of when I am playing Total War: Warhammer and I am trying to hold the Great Bastion of Cathay against the Chaos hordes that constantly attack lol.
@briancoffey8070Ай бұрын
"Couldn't we try constructing slits in the wall itself through which spears could be stabbed, thereby offering the wielders a greater chance at survival?" "...Nah, make their job ultra high risk by having them bungee down in the ranks of the monsters at the base of the wall."
@Entertainmentloaded20243 ай бұрын
They had the "black Powde"- basically dynamite, but they didn't use it to blow the enemy to pieces 😂 also if you had all the preparation time, why not get 100x more archers and more long distance Combat😂
@wnoseАй бұрын
The big balls at 3:20 are explosive
@Aethgeir6 күн бұрын
"Aim for the eyes, you'll find them on their shoulders!" "So... aim for the shoulders?"
@OLDMANTEA6 ай бұрын
This was the worst. Aiming for the eyes with bow and arrow from half a mile away lol …
@PaganMin-19666 ай бұрын
even a top sniper couldnt do it against charging monsters😂
@jasonatreides25424 ай бұрын
It worked for the Elves!!
@kreigguardsman33554 ай бұрын
@@jasonatreides2542elves are mystical fantasy race that can live for a thousand years and have magic eyes
@flupyclouds52422 ай бұрын
that's where the blue corps come in I assume
@bilocantorun89485 ай бұрын
Niye kısa kısa verıyorlar ki yutup eski gucunde degil
@drofhanglersnfentАй бұрын
all those formations and defenses but no ditch, they could just make a huge trench with spikes underneath, and perhaps any huge spike under the wall to stop them from blobing up
@eforever275 ай бұрын
So, this is how chinese people described Mongols back then.
@daniel_tenner3 ай бұрын
Kind of unfair. The mongols were a brutal and cruel horde but they also had extremely good strategy and a technological advantage (the mounted archer)…
@davidng8870Ай бұрын
Wait till they have Great Wall 2: the Dwarf Pirates
@dereenaldoambun9158Ай бұрын
@@daniel_tenner Ikr! They also have some good siege machines & tactics as well. Not whatever this wave-attacks BS. 😂
@alyassongguy7 ай бұрын
I think The blue army with string is nonsense strategy
@PaganMin-19666 ай бұрын
they are just preparing to die first on battlefields
@trannhan23835 ай бұрын
Well....... They're not top 3 in world population for no reason, gotta put those MAN power to good use
@teume-nicoleyt4 ай бұрын
actually the blue army contribute the most in this war
@DomWeasel2 ай бұрын
The tactics are appalling but the visuals are magnificent. Although I saw it reviewed as the closest we'll get to an Orcs Must Die movie and I can't unsee it.
@burnoutminion27 күн бұрын
Best movie of the decade.
@tommymorrison64786 ай бұрын
Dumbest battle tactic since Nigel the Stupid said "Lets run right up to them and cut our own throats. That'll show 'em!".
@teume-nicoleyt4 ай бұрын
dumbest viewers
@DTP-c5d4 ай бұрын
Quick question why are they feeding pretty Chinese ladies to the monsters?
@DamnMyNickIsTaken2 ай бұрын
One child policy. No girls allowed.
@iMajoraGaming2 ай бұрын
they lost most of the bible on the silk road and when the chinese merchants finally got home, they literally only had a scrap of paper including the verse saying to feed your enemies
@syauqifirdaus27042 ай бұрын
It's just stupid strategy. It looks cool but stupid really
@JohnMarkEstemarАй бұрын
A pair of reasons: First, the Crane corps as seen in the film well ill-used. They're meant to pick off the few that break through before they scale the wall. Being sent in with a line that thick was a panicked response when the long distance weapons didn't thin the herd enough. Second, the monsters will be distracted by people, but not by rocks. The goal of the Crane corp is for a single warrior to dive down, distract a beast trying to scale the wall, slay it, then pop back up beforehand. That many bloody rings should be the result of the full battle. That it was the first few minutes was the sign of incompetence
@paweszatkowski2669Ай бұрын
How they load the catapult if the „spoon” faces the wall? So basically they cannot be loaded in depicted way
@blacklightvirus5204Ай бұрын
the costumes design is daaamn awesome
@crystallxix1493Ай бұрын
Thing is, the crane corp could have kinda been a decent strategy if they were simply meant to take out specific targets and sabotage the creatures climbing the walls. Instead they go straight to the ground lmao
@JOHNRMECHАй бұрын
"Aim for the eyes!" Yeah right, as if they could even see their eyes at that distance.
@Hyunckel2 ай бұрын
Ancient China before the falll ... Blue armored lady.... You lead me here .... Multiple color all united in protecting the wall...Somehow they do look like Elf.... The dragon 2:20 .... Color of his armor might not be coincidental.... Robb Stark: Next time I see you, you'll be all in black. Jon Snow: It was always my color. 3:39 That's a Birdman Armor ! Elf taking the fall 4:22 5:06 Leon XIII
@bill4544 ай бұрын
I found this movie very entertaining. Very unusual these days to see hundreds of extras in a film. I prefer monsters in my movies that we can meet on the battlefield and possibly defeat instead of slasher films or people creeping around dark houses or tunnels, etc..
@두루마리-d5f3 ай бұрын
"Tell your enemies to fight while providing food. Even if the person in charge wins, you must hold them accountable."
@therookie7401Ай бұрын
I just love how every video on this battle everyone always says the Crane Corps is a terrible strategy. Not complaining, it is just funny how that is the majority of comments.
@ทองคําภักดี-ห4ห6 ай бұрын
แปลเป็นภาษาไทยได้ไหมครับ
@FurqatIsmadiyarov6 ай бұрын
Oʻzbekcha.tarjimasini.qoʻyingizlar.iltimos
@이상욱-j8z8v6 ай бұрын
한국에는 디워 7광구 라는 영화가 있어 마치 그영화들을 본 느낌이야
@freddyalvaradamaranon3044 ай бұрын
Muchas gracias por compartir tan lindo video de una gran película de acción y suspenso 😊😊. Me encanta esta película con muy buenos efectos especiales, extraordinarias escenografías y talentosos actores como Matt Damon, Willem Dafoe y la bella Jing Tian.
@JoeLinYNWA3 ай бұрын
飛鎖攻擊大概是電影史上最扯的攻擊了 我愛景甜
@NicholasBathula7 ай бұрын
Next can you please put fast and furious 9 4K clip’s please
@블루올인5 ай бұрын
그냥 위에서 창을 던져. 줄 매달고 내려가서 창을 찌르지 말고.
@teume-nicoleyt4 ай бұрын
they have to aim their eye,so they have to fly near them
@РоманКуликов-з5п3 ай бұрын
In black, these are soldiers. In red, these are archers. And the women in bluе? These are feminists.
@seanwilliams823Ай бұрын
Cool to see Pedro Pascal
@ВераЖелтякова-ы7п4 ай бұрын
Обожаю этот фильм.браво создателям и актерам.спасибо😊😊
@sevenminutes91666 ай бұрын
I dont understand about the Cranes Corps😂😂
@teume-nicoleyt4 ай бұрын
ya then feel sad for you cuz blue army contribute the most
@inkognito15344 ай бұрын
@@teume-nicoleyt What exactly does she contribute to this? Other than feeding the monsters? The few monsters she might kill are not worth the losses she suffers, and it doesn't help keep the monsters away from the wall. It may be meant to show courage and self-sacrifice, but it actually just shows that the line between courage and stupidity is very thin...
@MrDeBisschop3 ай бұрын
@@inkognito1534i always looked at it as to keep them busy so the archers could keep on firing a few moments longer.
@fakhriebizaАй бұрын
Wah kangen ,ini film di tayangin di bandara minangkabau tahun 2019,gk kerasa😔
@SilminaIDVАй бұрын
Imagine if the one pulling the ropes for the blue corps had their hands slipped
@JhosuGaАй бұрын
Un premio sin cerebro al genio que se le ocurrio la idea de batalla cuerpo a cuerpo, o por el contrario era darles de comer,, que suficiente lanzar las lanzas que harían el mismo efecto🙄🤔
@grzegorzswist3 ай бұрын
"Look at this army. They look goofy as hell"
@johnthompson65504 күн бұрын
Very entertaining
@keiverBrizuela4 ай бұрын
Cómo se llama la película por favor alguien😢😢
@iMajoraGaming2 ай бұрын
The Great Wall
@unitedstrafes4522Ай бұрын
Underrated movie. 🐸
@cofiboss13113 ай бұрын
No sequal for this movie??
@蔡宜鈞-b8d6 ай бұрын
片名
@alexmartinez36832 ай бұрын
A part of me likes to think that the reason they are so advanced is because they have been at constant war with these creatures that are more than human
I don’t think setting the massive rocks on fire before shooting them makes them more effective 😂
@ОйбекХазратов-ь7с8 күн бұрын
как названяа филими
@adamluong84834 ай бұрын
I wonder how our modern military personnel could hold against these green beasts 🤔
@navyblustick77582 ай бұрын
The disbelief is so far suspended just by the concept of this movie that I honestly don't care that they decide to jump over the wall with spears instead of just throwing them, we are beholden to the rule of cool at this point
@albertorafaelcisnerosperfe48993 ай бұрын
❤ Mega Extraordinary 😊 Magnificent Beautiful 😊
@JensKrause-n4o4 ай бұрын
Fantastischer Film ❤❤❤
@Duraisingam-b3q5 ай бұрын
Woooooooooooow💕💕💕💕 amazing😍🤩 opening scenes ❤💕❤💕❤
@JamesSullivan-c8f2 ай бұрын
Always fun to revisit a new issue of the movie we laugh at for its nonsense. 3 sets of scissors in the wall, 10x more ballista, flaming oil from the parapets. Enjoy ramen for dinner in your pajamas.
@Nemesis_T_Type3 ай бұрын
It's Jason Bourne in China.
@venessafugi67682 ай бұрын
I’ve heard the movie was horrible, but I gotta admit I like the armor designs
@laurenspangАй бұрын
why they sending the babes as bait?
@JLH111176Ай бұрын
the blue shirts should have had red shirts on would have made more sense
@cefaway22534 ай бұрын
Maybe I'll bring all those blue warriors home.
@sinaahmadiehrad41292 ай бұрын
Fantastic 💪💪💪💪
@matthewknauf36252 ай бұрын
the cranes method of fighting has got to be the stupidest strategy I have even seen in a movie.
@jeremy18606 ай бұрын
As much as the Crane Corps seems like an odd tactic to us, I do sort of see the idea behind it. Most of these soldiers are focused on long-range methods against the monsters, arrows and catapults and the like. But if the enemy is actually at your wall, climbing up it, then you need a method to drive them back before they reach you. Granted, I don't think tis particular way of doing that is all that great, but I at least understand why it's being done 🤔
@ШонВу-я4ч2 ай бұрын
Bruh just throw rocks, at climbing animals
@MrDibara2 ай бұрын
@@ШонВу-я4ч Or better yet: oil or gunpowder. *Light'em up.* This is a war for the survival of humanity, right? Shit, bring all the resources from the entire empire!