2:42 I died. My corporeal form is no more. I'm but a spirit. I can even be summoned by Ranni's bell. You enjoyed the Brainrot Knight Sword, now it's time to suffer: review the Grafted Dragon.
@opusmagnus265 ай бұрын
Will it be paired/powerstanced?
@Kinzoku_Zileus5 ай бұрын
He's not strong enough after the Iron Spear 🗿🚬
@CrazyCaleo5 ай бұрын
abyss, RUN
@prins-henrik15305 ай бұрын
I will not tolerate slander of my beloved grafted dragon. Use it with magma wyrms sword and vortex people with style. Its made to be an offhand weapon, so use it like one. The ash is very underrated. Its just the perfect timing for someone to try to take an attack and be hit trying to roll away. It hits people who are way to good at the game for it to make sense hitting. Plus even if they don't do that, the fire rain can still prove to be an annoyance with stagger if it lands right on top. In fact, one of the fire bits lands right in front, often thwarting many a whiff punish attempt. Grafted Dragon Enjoyers rise up!!!
@vaanknight5 ай бұрын
So, collab when, beloved cerulean waifu?
@leontonti75925 ай бұрын
The guardian swordspear sounds like an interesting weapon for faster moveset, excellent AR and poking running attacks. Also it's one of my favorites
@leontonti75925 ай бұрын
"the maidenless king's sharp stick"
@shaggnasty6095 ай бұрын
That in my right hand, brainrot in my left hand
@doctorhealsgood54565 ай бұрын
ye
@mannings.84745 ай бұрын
Guardian Swordspear can also be given “Loretta’s Slash” Ash of War which seems like it has one of the highest poise and poise-damage of any ash of war move in the game
@JohnDarkSouls8955 ай бұрын
Ordovis’ greatsword would be a fun one
@Tarnishedwarrior19585 ай бұрын
My favorite faith weapon
@schavel31205 ай бұрын
For a second i thought its waifu's video
@I_Abysswalker5 ай бұрын
Get jumpscared 🗿
@815TypeSirius5 ай бұрын
Gaywaifu with gaydeon.
@kingborgar355 ай бұрын
Waifu is unironically trash for how many years he's put in the games.
@815TypeSirius5 ай бұрын
@kingborgar35 All of the pvp heros glitch and cheat to win so they are all trash. Name one who doesnt animation cancel, hardswap, ghost status, abuse glitch hit boxes, estus cancel.... they all do. You are just mad waifu makes you horny even though its a guy using ai. 🫠
@richikchatterjee22524 ай бұрын
Better than waifu imo
@gedoplanet5 ай бұрын
Lore wise, it makes way more sense for Gideon to inform us of stuff than a bunch of waifus. Both channels are good
@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx3 ай бұрын
Gideon speaks facts about conventional weapons but truth be told, a man cannot kill a god.
@rigel92285 ай бұрын
Personally i just don't understand why the cleanrot is both longer than the Estoc and also outdamages it on most builds...
@streptococo47355 ай бұрын
Because rotted t1tties pissed on it and that makes it inmediatelly OP.
@TK-71935 ай бұрын
the estoc's blade is literally an inch longer than cleanrot, yet cleanrot's hitbox is *literally* longer than estoc. mabye phantom range isnt a cope.
@splishsplash34925 ай бұрын
@@TK-7193literally
@caliberkat5 ай бұрын
Guardians swordspear. Best halberd for dex, has cool & fast r1, and goated because of the reasons why.
@Gamingknight996Ай бұрын
The broadsword. Just the good ol' broadsword
@AsterikTeenus5 ай бұрын
The humble and reliable Longsword
@TheDoomsdayzoner4 ай бұрын
The fact that this thing can combo with Curved Swords as an off-Stoc..... I am positively THROBBING
@devotion59405 ай бұрын
fun fact the estoc's model is noticably longer than the cleanrot despite this the hitbox is much shorter and the cleanrot's hitbox is disjointed from it's model this is because fromsoft hates everyone
@ulysses53405 ай бұрын
Guardian's Swordspear. It has a unique moveset, S scaling with Dexterity, which causes incredible amounts of damage with AoW's that scale with it such as thunderbolt, and it looks cool af. Thanks for the video btw. Editing is at its best again.
@arch_imedes71083 ай бұрын
Just fyi pretty sure that Thunderbolt is a bullet art which means it has its own attribute scaling and doesn't actually care about the weapon's scaling at all.
@ulysses53403 ай бұрын
@@arch_imedes7108 you may be right. I may have confused the effect of the weapon base damage on bullet AoW's(for example storm blade performing better with greatswords than other weapons with less base damage) with the effect of the weapon scaling on AoW's, which in the case of bullet AoW's, literally nothing.
@tl31434 ай бұрын
I love how you can still have good editing while being actually funny
@aisuyukii5 ай бұрын
This is edited so well 😭
@1.0xY.m0r0n5 ай бұрын
oh god the murky hand scythe 2.0 lol almost as bad as the pontiff knight curved sword 2.0
@genghiskhan68095 ай бұрын
At least it ain’t as bad as the carthus curved sword and estoc on release back in DS3.
@1.0xY.m0r0n5 ай бұрын
@genghiskhan6809 dude fr. CCS was BRUTAL before the nerfs.
@BomeYo5 ай бұрын
Welcome back Murky Hand Scythe!
@lucascorvalan68615 ай бұрын
I would love to see a review of the Eclipse Shotel
@procow22745 ай бұрын
Lets not forget the good ol old reliable Battle axe
@_VA1L7_5 ай бұрын
This editing is incredibly funny, I love it🤣
@valeriob365 ай бұрын
I don't think you've done a dagger vid yet, so how about the Glintstone Kris?
@michaelbowman66846 күн бұрын
For anyone who's watching this video now, this weapon is even better. With the DLC we got 2 new Talismans are are utterly stupid with Thrusting Swords, the Two-Handed Sword Talisman and the Retaliatory Crossed-Tree. Two-hand your Cleanrot Knight's Sword for a free 10% damage bonus, then apply Quickstep to it for the amazing frame-9 "rolling" attack which further gets boosted by 12%. Throw on the "already good since day one" Spear Talisman for an extra 15% when performing a Counter Hit, which already boosts Thrusting Damage damage innately by 15%, and also maybe apply some Frostbite using a Freezing Pot for an extra 20% damage, eat some Exalted Flesh for another 15% damage, apply some Uplifting Aromatic for another 7.5% damage... oh, and apply some Drawstring Poison Grease and chuck some Poisonbone Darts for status pressure, to create a window or opportunity to punish them for trying to eat a Bolus to cure the Poison, or you can keep the aggression up to deny them any opportunity to even do so for some nice and easy chip damage. Also, Quickstep lets you get easy Backstabs too, because why not?
@Theo-VA5 ай бұрын
I like the Lucerne, ever since I used the Church Pick in Bloodborne I have a soft spot for the thrust only polearms.
@TheTraveler9805 ай бұрын
Guardian Swordspear (keen infused) and The Warped Axe (heavy infused). Both weapons have an unusually high amount of AR for their weight and speed.
@EdoardoSimonetti875 ай бұрын
Not the "piss tree" roflmao
@navnishbhardwaj34365 ай бұрын
2:42 bruh even that phantom was bamboozled wut just happened 😮
@KishibeRohan5 ай бұрын
Id love to see a review of the nighty-night sword, because sleep is a fun and balanced mechanic in pvp
@ジョジョさま5 ай бұрын
The editing is quite peak. I love it.
@eccentricmace5 ай бұрын
Not sure if anyone's ever found one, but a review of the noble's slender sword would be nice. Heard a prophecy that one would drop sometime lol
@challjenkins79505 ай бұрын
Gotta try the Executioner's Greataxe!
@Thechimpanzeeanimator4 ай бұрын
I swear, gideon talking is a big part of the reason i watch this.
@Beeschurger_4 ай бұрын
If you haven’t done it already I’d love to see coverage of the claymore, one of my personal favorite weapons
@hrupalwens50015 ай бұрын
Alr now onto the all powerful Clinging Bone
@dragonslayer60005 ай бұрын
For a second i thought was listening to videogame music, then i heard the flute, now I'm convinced it's fusion
@Skulysoul5 ай бұрын
God, why the sugarcoating always makes me crack
@D-Havoc5 ай бұрын
Ah, Cleanrot's pleasure tool. A very formidable weapon.
@superknucklekknucklebeltbu10315 ай бұрын
Making a request as self-proclaimed president of the Coded Sword fan club.
@skeleskor5 ай бұрын
Miquellan Knight sword seems fitting for the DLC
@terrariaarmy5085 ай бұрын
Bloody Helice pls! Such an elegant weapon, and I love it so much!
@Abnormalproductions24 ай бұрын
This editing is incredible
@PseudoNym135 ай бұрын
Status cleanrot has filtered many a noob casual in stormfoot catacombs. Quickstep for even more shenanigans
@blueberry42094 ай бұрын
Literally the only reason i don't use it is because the r1 doesn't stagger malenia, whom i fight daily as a helper
@skittermode16685 ай бұрын
I personally prefer the godskin stitchers myself, but this is quite a fun one as well.
@achaziel5 ай бұрын
Stitcher is great for chasedowns in invasions, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the cleanrot would perform just as well as a hardswap running attack stick...
@skittermode16685 ай бұрын
@@achazielI agree, I usually main dual grave scythes, but if I get summoned as a hunter I swap to dual stitchers for stabby times. Might try swapping one out for cleanrot poker and see if I like it.
@Random157385 ай бұрын
Instant sub, quality content.
@aaronwimsatt96814 ай бұрын
In all honesty, I would like to see some lightning weaponry with a frostbite weapon. Believe it or not, lightning is the undisputed king of elements of Elden ring pvp and pve. The higher your target’s armor, the lower lightning defense they have. Add frostbite? -20% resistance. Add storm or lakes? ANOTHER -20% shit. The Elden beast has a 24/7 -20%!
@michaelbowman66845 ай бұрын
I would honestly argue that the Estoc is better as a primary weapon, the uncharged R2's come out insanely fast and can pseudo-combo with the R2 feint. I'd argue even harder in favor of Rogier's Rapier, it has a R2 that also comes out insanely fast and can true combo with varying things, but my favorite is Impaling Thrust into uncharged R2. The first Ash of War hit can be boosted by the Spear Talisman and Shard of Alexander while the R2 multihit can be boosted by the Rotten Winged Sword Insignia, Millicent's Prosthesis, and the Thorny Cracked Tear during an Invasion. Does stupid amounts of damage, and can be used on a variety of builds like Pure Strength or Pure Dex, but the one that gives the most bang for it's buck would be a Pure Faith build with Electrify Armament with the Lightning Shrouding Cracked Tear since the multihit R2 inflicts 90% + 90% of the buff on each hit unlike most other multihit attacks in the game that usually do something like 50% + 100%. You can stack so many damage buffs on this thing you can one-shot combo just about anyone but the heaviest and tankiest characters.
@I_Abysswalker5 ай бұрын
Estoc is my favourite thrusting sword as well, once you get used to the R2 cancels you can confuse your opponents pretty hard, it's a shame that the Cleanrot it's just better just by stats
@chatbonk15835 ай бұрын
Thrusting swords my beloved
@ianwilliams26324 ай бұрын
He's back
@viee21225 ай бұрын
Zweihander has always been a cool weapon, fun to use and nice to look at.
@dimaharbacki66285 ай бұрын
I haven't laughed that much in a while, so thank you for the video.
@davidfalloutbandit5 ай бұрын
Could you maybe check out the great stars great hammer? EDIT: wait a minute. If the offhand attack gets constant 108 poise damage can you put this thing in your offhand,then two hand it and get unending 108 poise damage attacks? or does the poise damage change to the value it would have if it was in the main hand? can someone please test this?
@PseudoNym135 ай бұрын
I think the poise bug is only if it’s offhand hence why halstoc is so oppressive
@kizzashi15495 ай бұрын
Guts sword with frost infused waves of darkness
@darkphoenix79665 ай бұрын
I suggest the Raptor talons it has a true combo. With the uncharged R2, it's really good with the raptor of the mists AoW.
@arcturus9605 ай бұрын
knights greatsword, banished knight's greatsword or zwei, nuff said keep up the good videos pookie bear
@nothingness2174 ай бұрын
Sir Gideon, review Raptor Talons. Put bloodflame on em and watch the world burn
@Gugu-Gaitan5 ай бұрын
Gideon works great in this, first time watching😂
@minj80595 ай бұрын
i love straight sword class especially the warhawk talon
@JustMiluna5 ай бұрын
Remeber kids : if everything its broken, nothing really is Holy smokes I love your intros dude 😎
@davidguerrero87924 ай бұрын
Wing of Astel 🙌 dual wielding
@novafire254 ай бұрын
Ever use the frozen rapier? Not the best however the backstep blade launch spam is incredibly fun in the area.
@I_Abysswalker4 ай бұрын
Gotta perfect my free aim skills then 🤺
@TheShamus4255 ай бұрын
The ganking is unreal
@TomatoesArentReal5 ай бұрын
Dual Frozen Needles are cool too.. well, they only look good, damage however....
@Anch0rd5 ай бұрын
not gonna sugar coat it
@EmilioGonsalez-d4k5 ай бұрын
This is a perfect way to be a menace Two A Tea
@EmilioGonsalez-d4k5 ай бұрын
Menace
@monsieurdorgat68645 ай бұрын
lmao those new players won't see this. Kevins haven't updated their Elden Ring builds since IGN released their guide 🤣
@roidroid2 ай бұрын
Virtual insanity made me lol, U got me
@epicwisp74505 ай бұрын
Crescent moon Great axe, babyyyyy
@TC061725 ай бұрын
Godskin Peeler!
@Zweihandermain5 ай бұрын
How bout the good oooold reliable the Zweihander
@sirapple24065 ай бұрын
I wonder when he'll do the Claymore.
@silree72604 ай бұрын
When Kevin weapons? (Starscourge Greatswords)
@FirecrackerXxX5 ай бұрын
It would be splendid if you tried the Halo scythe.
@ChiraqGoblin3 ай бұрын
Lmao New sub keep em coming!!
@bliss64174 ай бұрын
godrick axe when
@TylerLeary3 ай бұрын
Definitely brick hammer 🥶
@BigHatLoganGaming5 ай бұрын
It's me, Big Hat Logan. Please review the wing of astel at your earliest convenience.
@viniciusricardo52855 ай бұрын
Falcon blade
@Tarnishedwarrior19585 ай бұрын
Can you also do a video of Ordovis greatsword?
@BaBaNaNaBa5 ай бұрын
raptor talons R2, babaric roar katar R2 and 2h urumi next pls
@Anch0rd5 ай бұрын
Wanna see the standard mace reviewed
@marcosferreira57905 ай бұрын
bring the fire monk's hammer please
@foolishmetaunedited19205 ай бұрын
For memes id funny enough do the reddit masher bouquet, for an actual weapon id do main hand waki, in tandem they are hilarious together
@jotarojonathan47705 ай бұрын
What about the rotten great axe from what ive used its good and i have it un optimized
@The_Fearshredder44444 ай бұрын
I think pierce damage in general is the problem.
@jeronym8945 ай бұрын
emm idk suprise me
@DummyThiccc5 ай бұрын
7:22 *laughs in ADHD* do the Lazuli Poop Knife cus it looks neet
@toneaugment435 ай бұрын
Placidusax’s thrusting sword pls
@zacharylevine47015 ай бұрын
pain
@topcat594 ай бұрын
Cool vid bro.😺
@I_Abysswalker4 ай бұрын
Thanks again cool cat man
@lorie-1355 ай бұрын
godskin stitcher?
@devilgamer5625 ай бұрын
Do the shamskinner aka shamshir cant find a good joke for it
@GMurph23364 ай бұрын
Is Estoc just as good?
@ze_glitchy_gamer76295 ай бұрын
Do Glintstone kris
@blackknight87323 ай бұрын
Where to find it ?
@Tloosty4 ай бұрын
nice meme have a sub
@Ch1ld_eater5 ай бұрын
use the face
@AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt4 ай бұрын
I dont even know what PvP is
@gamer_dino69yt5 ай бұрын
Do cane sword
@DogeSpeaks5 ай бұрын
Can you review Cinquedea? Cinquedea seems to do incredible damage, especially since it boosts bestial incantations. That, paired with the clawmark seal, gives beastial sling (among other beastial incantations) an amazing role when quickstepping/dodging with this dagger.
@dbfzato-13275 ай бұрын
i've never played any souls game online and found it smooth, and i have very fast internet! always fake hit confirm sounds, lag that somehow always ends in a riposte, the very nature of souls that playing defensive is the best way makes it foolish to swing first, people who are loosing run off and make you chase them around like i wasn't playing a single player game (bloodborne mostly lol) as someone who plays fighting games i cant stand the inconsistency, just don't see the point in the mechanic tbh and the combat is clearly balanced round single player but if you can deal with that have fun i guess aha, wish it had normal multiplayer with no invasion bs or "i put my sign down" wait for 10 mins for it not to show up lol i remember messing with a invader in bloodborne had him chase me round elevators for like 30 mins aha figured he was out to wasit peoples times would give him a taste lol