GIRLBOSS, GATEKEEP, GAMING

[@NotSoLegendaryGreen]

Imagine getting fired for being unable to solve slide puzzles

[@teetrimino]

lol

[@Mariorox1956]

Wish I could put "Expert Slide Puzzle Solver" on my resume. Weird how it never comes up in interviews.

[@ChimboFunk]

It happened to me once :(

[@webeewaboo]

I mean, they're pretty simple though?

[@ChimboFunk]

@@webeewaboo they are

[@quamaii]

i like how salty's first thought when seeing the art style is rule 34

[@heradow]

To be honest now that he mentioned it i can REALLY see it

[@randomtinypotatocried]

@@heradow Same here. It's now hard looking at it without laughing at it

[@eggbag4182]

The position is a little wacky to be fair

[@espurrthestupididiot2405]

I mean he's right about something

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

Smh

[@happi2180]

Ok things started and then immediately went to The amazing "Don't eat ÄŞŠ ÏÑ ŢHĔ HÃŁĻŚ" Which makes it SO MUCH BETTER

[@thechaosambassador]

I'm suprised I know where that's from

[@kylenielsen5083]

DA Games Baldy in case you didn't know

[@thechaosambassador]

@@kylenielsen5083 the song itself is named "you're mine"

[@kylenielsen5083]

@@thechaosambassador yeah but it Baldi song

[@calliecorn]

@@kylenielsen5083 we know..

[@archerinspace]

This art style for the entire game has been bugging me when I see it but I realized......its bootleg traced kim possible but tweaked the slighest bit to look 'different'.

[@lordfelidae4505]

Holy shit YOU’RE RIGHT!

[@diggitybar996]

Salty becoming his true form. A proud independent girlboss who don't need no man

[@MrLego3160]

"Arent these like relatively recent" salty, you're playing an original DS game.

[@jranimations5955]

2000’s man, it’s been almost 22 years

[@ninjapistol14]

Gba

[@marupii]

dojima pfp

[@MrLego3160]

@@ninjapistol14 judging by the touchscreen controls, i would say otherwise.

[@ninjapistol14]

@@MrLego3160 girlboss

[@camwoodstock]

ngl, Chica does in fact throw her cupcake.

[@crunchdoof]

Tosses it like a salad

[@ilovehollowknightwaytoomuc1768]

I don't remember FNAF World too well, but I don't think Chica has a move where she throws her cupcake.

[@pingu4938]

@@ilovehollowknightwaytoomuc1768 she doesnt

[@achairwithagunproductions2216]

Yo She Does?

[@Shen7272]

@@ilovehollowknightwaytoomuc1768 😐

[@rozhsoh-muh]

the girl with the round face looks like a total drama character and the one with with the beautymark looks like a mix of bratz and panty from panty & stocking and i am incapable of unseeing it

[@ytoob_smorhc]

God youre right, I cant unsee it

[@m0ckyzo185]

@@powertheimmortal same

[@NICKtendoReviews]

Gamer Grip.

[@user-jn1xw2mc7j]

gamer..

[@michellehalliburton4455]

g r i p

[@MLGAllan65-Deluxe]

G A M E R

[@Sparkydoesthings]

Gamer

[@MyNameIsHere_]

GRIP

[@Swagstufff]

I watched the stream when it happened. 3/4 of the stream was dedicated to Baldi’s Basics. The other 1/4 was made up of people asking for Salty to play Lemon Demon music.

[@RemHayden1806]

aggressively points *LEMON DEMON*

[@calliecorn]

lemn demn 😍😍😍😍

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

Oh my god niel cicierega cicierega

[@Loveyourself21072]

Im crying now authentic tears

[@sussy6905]

omg neli cisgender

[@chaosmuffinminecraft]

Can we talk about how the game over screen implies the game takes place in a location where Tokyo and London are in the same direction?

[@chaosmuffinminecraft]

@@sedme0 from which we can infer that Aly and AJ takes place in the motherland

[@menchacism5327]

@@chaosmuffinminecraft Based.

[@Emily12471]

I mean technically they are in the same direction

[@RATGUTZZ]

How is it possible for every character to have a different art style? One of them looks relatively like a Bratz character, the other looks like a Kim Possible type character, and the others look like they belong to different pbs kids shows? It could just be me but it feels strange haha.

[@AnthonyThings]

the playable character felt like it was from Phineas and Ferb, but that may jus tbe me

[@jakeystarsuper]

Kim possible that what i thought

[@BirdWord03]

The Undertale “Bad Romance” parody and what ever the fuck the FNaF characters were singing sent me back to 2015. 🥴

[@BobbinRobbin777]

same.

[@kylenielsen5083]

I wish I could go back 2015

[@xX-Sneezyanus69XD420MLG-Xx]

Lhugueny is a god-damn miracle.

[@sneakysquid6195]

THESTORYOFUNDERTALE

[@haruthegremlin]

same though

[@kantraa]

We're making GGG an acronym. G - Girlboss G - Gatekeep G - Gaming

[@renderedusless]

Move over Roald Dhal, this is the new GGG now

[@krankrk]

I actually had a dream last night where salty was streaming in the room I was trying to sleep in bc I fell asleep to the luigis haunted mansion video

[@elluminance]

How do you know it was only a dream? 🤔

[@alexanderpumpkin3423]

@@elluminance salty never leaves his house that’s how

[@BinglesP]

One time I fell asleep to J.J. McCullough and I dreamed about getting sent to his house as punishment for downloading App Store shovelware games on a school-owned iPad

[@moom3054]

16:54 is the intro of "Another World" by Gojira, if anyone else felt like they recognized it and then got a headache trying to remember it

[@stygian_with_a_j]

Alternate title: Saltydkdan gets evicted for not being able to solve a slide puzzle fast enough and then starts singing about undertale

[@Sillyguyb]

Man its been awhile since we have had a vid like this

[@kittiimelon]

for anyone curious, AJ Michalka (of esteemed Aly and AJ fame) went on to voice Stevonnie in steven universe, and Catra in the She-Ra reboot :)

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

salty is the girlboss of the century!! what a queen!!

[@huh3714]

I couldn't agree more

[@stupiderandunnecessarier]

Thanks deleted lesbian minecraft mob

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

@@stupiderandunnecessarier no problem communism

[@AntiqueTanuki]

I love your username

[@idioticeli]

if salty’s the girlboss, whos the malewife?

[@thecoolnerdcolress1738]

Sonic

[@VitakindtheVaried]

Salty

[@lavenzavantas]

Irwin

[@cosmoscarnival6437]

garfeldi

[@angerlilli4640]

pastey

[@benatrix7965]

Something's brewing at D'in' D WOW! Al Pacino! It's not Al any more, it's Dunk. Dunk Accino? Don't mind if I do. What's my name? Dunkaccino It's a whole new game Dunkaccino You want creamy goodness, I'm your friend Say hello to my chocolate blend Attica, hoo-wah, latte lite This whole trial is out of sight They pulled me back in with hazelnut, too Caramel swirl... l know it was you Everyone wants my Dunkaccino Can't get enough of my Dunkaccino Kids from seven to seventeen-0 Lining up for my Dunkaccino What's my name? Dunkaccino A-Dunka-Dunka Dunka-Dunka-Dunkaccino

[@fatravioli4901]

what a legend

[@samuelsolomon7330]

Burn this.

[@SimplyStitches]

i wonder if salty noticed that the slide puzzles were numbered or was the difficulty exaggerated as a joke

[@redrose3575]

the numbers were added in editing, I’m pretty sure

[@michellehalliburton4455]

@@redrose3575 No I watched the vod, the panels were numbered at the beginning but as he said, he sucks at slide puzzles

[@kyleyuen245]

the slide puzzle was literally numbered tho

[@Xezian]

"aren't aly and aj pretty recent?" bruh this isn't even a 3ds game its a game for the original ds, that shit came out in 2004.

[@ScootsLounge]

This is it, our final concert. You're one of us now, Salty. No fate can change that. Every time I hear "you're one of us now" or "this is it", my brain autos to the opening of Fire Emblem Awakening.

[@waggleytime4254]

“Your one of us now!” *Proceeds to fly to saltys home*

[@seansean792]

10:04 I can really just imagine someone in chat saying "Ah hell yeah dude, make it crunchy" Pretty sure this is my first time seeing one of your videos and I'm just as sure that everything inside of my neck is broken, and my lungs are on crutches. Purely from laughter.

[@matthewbeale7566]

Salty's inability to do slide puzzles is more proof that he's just Shen Comics in a mask

[@twinkiestorrstoenailclippi2122]

I legit thought the same thing

[@UnkleSanik]

On this episode of Salty stream highlights: - Salty plays a R34 game - Chat probably does something - The gamer gunk incident - Annoying orange episode 1 4k 1080p NFT

[@zsanetick]

OH MY GODDDD LARK EDITED IT THIS IS THE GREATEST CROSSOVER

[@BelisariusCawl]

FRUIT MAN X SALTY WHEN

[@quamaii]

holy crap, i was just rewatching one of your older videos

[@Xander_Dog_Frog]

i love how 30 seconds in i already knew it was edited by lark

[@fusetunes]

aly and aj's debut album is honestly still really good... excited to see the weird shovelware content coming back btw!

[@astronights]

oh man another salty upload time to binge watch his content again while i draw my funny haha ocs

[@MKCyborg]

No joke, the tab and Discord both crashed when you smaked the punk.

[@gardevior1]

I love the fact salty or his editor made those parody ads lol

[@BelisariusCawl]

Lark's a great editor lmao

[@TheViera13]

As a fan of Salty and Aly&Aj, this feels god sent lol. if anyone is interested, Aly&Aj, after leaving disney 14 years ago, have been making some really good stuff. Their 2 EPs, Ten Years and Sanctuary, are synth-pop gems. Also, their last album, A touch of the beat.., (that just came out) is a really good pop, soft rock project with some 60s/70s influences, it's like perfect sunset driving music. So if anyone is into that, I hope you like it!

[@StarkMaximum]

I love it when Salty says something so bizarre that I assume he said it as a joke on purpose, but then he stumbles and reacts in surprise to it, and then I realize that wasn't a joke he just genuinely fucked up.

[@FoxMan_FF]

Salty calling himself a clown right before a sponsorship was some delightful timing.

[@SuperEekie64]

this man has Sticker Star on the first row of his 3DS homescreen, true gamer

[@Itsunobaby]

I can’t believe this game will make me pass out and wake up in the hospital

[@amberquartz9468]

salty are you a, you know **puts hands at the side of my head to look like ears** a furry?

[@crunchdoof]

Most likely not

[@alfalldoot6715]

@@crunchdoof This is Salty's alt account

[@taylorwright7428]

I swear I've heard of Aly and AJ, maybe even liked their music as a kid... Now I need to look them up

[@SymbiontUVPlays]

1:03 half life sound effect best moment in the video edit: 4:05 nevermind

[@1w37-t6j]

Nah its 16:51

[@liosos3565]

"I just violently morph into one them" _angish noises_

[@galwhoroams]

EEEEUHHH AAAUGHGH DRAUUGGGHHHH

[@sillybritishbomb]

angish

[@gameguy5698]

Day 4 of my reasons on why Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel is my favorite movie until salty plays Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel for Nintendo Wii. #4 God I love the "shake your groove thing" scene at the end. Its the most wholesome/innocent thing I've seen and makes me smile.

[@gameguy5698]

@@genericname2747I see you wanna start a fight

[@gameguy5698]

@@genericname2747 Then come at me

[@gameguy5698]

@@genericname2747 Explain

[@gameguy5698]

@@genericname2747 You cant say the Characters are dumb if they are in Chipwrecked

[@gameguy5698]

@@genericname2747 ah I see. Well Chipwrecked's story is the worst thing I have ever had to suffer through.

[@octopie4867]

I love this guy can we all just share our love and appreciation for salty

[@Future-rv7ik]

I met Will at a gaming convention, ADHD of the shitz and in a Waluigi costume. I'll never forget the look on his face when I sung those lyrics to him 😂

[@mynameisjack0618]

AJ became a voice actor in Steven Universe and She Ra. Good for her!

[@thelocalmaxtax]

Getting to watch this live was an absolute delight

[@bradley698]

I like that near the beginning he makes fun of rule 34 artists mocks porn ads and does a bad agvn impression all at once

[@driftingbot79]

Bruh those fnaf and undertale musicals song were just lost in my mind and forgot about them till this made me remember

[@thechickenboyshow7229]

It's funny because I use to do hear those "something": The Musical parody videos when I was younger

[@absolutemaniac7368]

I just heard "The man behind the slonkey" and almost spit out my coffee

[@dead_vibes]

Whoa! Nice handshake, you really have a gamer grip there.

[@thenyansquidman]

11:30 YOOOOO SO WE’RE INVITED TO YOUR FUNERAL!!!! THIS IS SO POG. Lookin forward to my invite

[@graceinasweater9169]

I was there for this stream! The best part was easily when you solved a slide puzzle in like... three seconds flat. That was very cool.

[@soconfused8541]

When I heard the undertale parody song I had Vietnam flashback to when I first heard it

[@webeewaboo]

*Gets fired* Story of Undertale (Specifically the beginning of the story of Undertale)

[@cdwell3810]

That Putin on the Ritz video got me kicked off the school computers in my 7th grade history class for the entirety of that school year

[@MarbleSodaPop]

How?

[@graysonbutcool]

gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[@felonkeller_ss]

This has nothing to do with the video but one time in 2018 I met Doug Walker at a convention and when asked about Pop Quiz Hotshot he abruptly left for a bathroom break and was never seen doing questions again.

[@Quackervoltz]

What the hell

[@seacatgirls]

he disappeared into the sewer system

[@lonemetro3705]

Bruh right when he was playing the FNAF music parody I got an ad for the new FNAF movie

[@krimsonklaww611]

I will trade you the souls of the damned for your gamer guy spit

[@Self-Referential]

16:54 Another World by Gojira is the last thing I'd expect to hear in a Salty vid. Good thing Lark's music taste is king.

[@Jugular.]

1:46 POV: your salty's neighbor

[@thorndust5329]

16:54 HOLY SHIT I DID NOT EXPECT GOJIRA

[@cursed-cat9126]

4:30 This is the most fire song I've ever heard

[@MisterMistea]

"You will bleed from all of your pores in five minutes in this game"

[@connart-thegameartist757]

1:55 I totally got Arin talking about that Mikey game vibes when he said “This gaaaame”

[@hexhollows]

0:37 BASED RHYTHM HEAVEN PLAYER

[@splattwig]

can’t believe salty has become a girlboss

[@hzDelta]

you know its good when the video preview is undertale the goddamn musical

[@13thephantom]

16:54 AYO IS THAT THE RIFF FROM "ANOTHER WORLD"??? A man of culture I see

[@enter_eagle]

at 14:15 Discord plays and i didn't realize it had connections to MLP for like a year and a half. I never looked closely at the album art or artist name. it's just a fun song lol

[@calliecorn]

Same except I associated it with Undertale AUs because 12 year old me saw a Xtale AMV and never recovered ✨

[@OdysseyEurobeat]

I had a visceral reaction at 14:12.

[@Andrews_Studio]

The beginning just made me giggle so hard i pressed the like button

[@cloudedskiez]

3:25 that donation message is v accurate, cannot unsee

[@athath2010]

The editing on this video was top-notch. Good work, king_of_limb!

[@BelisariusCawl]

Lark's also a editor for Grayfruit. Very similar sense of humor for the two aswell.

[@ArendAlphaEagle]

11:05 "this is not sponsored". Except it IS. Not by Gamer Grip, but it's still sponsored.

[@somerandomm8975]

Yo another world by gojira I’m pogging while getting pegged 16:55

[@tekharbt]

oh my fucking god i love everything about this video. every joke and edit is genuinely perfect i love it

[@partyrat666]

This singular video is the only piece of content I have ever seen Ally and AJ in,I have no idea who these girls are or what channel they were even on, or how Salty even found this game to begin with

[@jeremypool6888]

They were disney channel artists who sang some bangers, they have made some new songs that are pretty good and remade one of their old songs with swears and shit

[@vicrouge0715]

Remember good smosh? Yea me neither

[@ghoofbowll4049]

1:13 "if they draw them with muscular thighs then you know they make them hook up with the guys"

[@farisweiss2373]

17:17 music?

[@Texingthehaus]

Babe wake up new SaltyDKDanathan video

[@eggbag4182]

Now you have to play guitar hero with the Aly & AJ guitar

[@litlustre]

ITS GATEKEEP GASLIGHT GIRLBOSS SO THE TITLE SHOULD BE: GATEKEEP, GAMING GIRLBOSS

[@michaelthex2684]

OMG I love this video. Keep up your great work Salty and (if he edited this) Pastey. Though here is something embarrassing, the FNAF World song was my jam when it and I was a little kid and wanted to perform using that song on stage.

[@skyebetired516]

I absolutely LOVE that the devs said 2 more chance(s). If they did that they HAD to know how to change parts of a message, but they, for whatever reason didn't make the "s" appear only if they have more than 1 or just not 1 try left. They specifically decided to make "it chance(s)".

[@tatsuyasuou3368]

4:06 Caught me off guard

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I only learned of the Horrors of lhugueny recently. Story of undertale and the one with the springtrap rape joke got stuck in my head for a bit and I wanted to Die on the spot

[@achair650]

*is this starbomb?* I nearly lost it.

[@egg6144]

Saying “I’m gonna lose my f*cking job” while Discord plays, is probably what true nightmares are made of

[@Hus0408]

When Salty said, "Fo' shizzle," I felt that.

[@TheMagnumDon]

when he said that, just instantly in my head dan bull's creeper rap

[@linc54]

“What did Nick put on his hands?” Oh noooo

[@insectoid_creature]

Ah hell yeah i love the shitty shovelware salty vids they’re my favourite

[@fishpog7685]

This game will make you show up to your daughter's funeral high on horse tranquillisers in five minutes