Giving my boyfriend permission to tell me everything I do that annoys him

[@marcruss]

“Alright where do I begin” had me dying 😂

[@gameshark3912]

I came to comment exactly this

[@marcruss]

@@gameshark3912 man that’s like literally everyone 😂

[@alishaabrar8148]

😂😂😂 the flying tortoise 🐢 got me..

[@eltaf_jamy]

Same

[@al-aminhussain8052]

I was waiting for that bit to come in the vid 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

[@BlueJohn478]

"I don't give a flying tortoise about your shie" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kashthegreatman612]

Shield hero reference 🤔

[@suryavarmakandasamy6969]

😂

[@suryavarmakandasamy6969]

Lol

[@suryavarmakandasamy6969]

Funny

[@user-hj3cv8jt6w]

😂

[@Walker11904]

“She bought mittens. It’s APRIL!” *he says, wearing a coat*

[@mister_striker_]

TRUE

[@CommodoreRayne.IMP.C-1824]

April is so cold here you have no idea 😂 One day its 20 degrees and the next its 4 and pissing down

[@infernogame6012]

He IS wearing a coat, not says

[@Walker11904]

@@infernogame6012 says

[@ppheard1254]

"Alright, where do I being?!" You hear those words, you know, *IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN*

[@OMARW3]

Bro just busted the hell out of his body😂

[@michaelandrews1480]

"I don't give a FLYING TOR-TOISE" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wingeddragonra3953]

I'm using that

[@PumpkinJack88]

This man raging is the funniest thing in the world.

[@Roman_CatholicWarrior235]

It is a manifestation of how all married men or men in a relationship feel from time to time lol 😆 😂 😅 🤣

[@cassiusfelix2805]

Yes

[@tyler_liwan5]

“Alright, where do I begin?” Oh, dear. 🤣

[@joshferguson3113]

His acting always kills me 😂😂😂

[@Norbworthy]

2 things you need to control in life as a man: Your own wallet The remote My work here is done

[@kerrlyfry9719]

Bro you forgot about the thermostat.

[@RatelHBadger]

​@@kerrlyfry9719we have a wood fireplace and no electronic central heating... there is no thermostat, but I am the builder of the fires in winter and opener of windows in summer.

[@Roman_CatholicWarrior235]

Forgot the thermostat, so it's 3 things These 3 are sacred in a man's life haha

[@DaCoolMike]

The moment your female partner ask you that you have one opportunity to rant about her. Remember to dont say anything. It's a trap.

[@Ulvetann]

Also, an opening to finally get away. 😮

[@kwith]

I don't acknowledge traps. If she says I can do something then I'll do it. If she gets mad at me then she shouldn't have told me to do it. If you give me permission you don't get to complain when I do the thing you gave me permission to do. "It was a test". The fact that you felt the need to "test" me says some pretty shitty things about you now doesn't it?

[@TheAbsoluteCool]

When that question comes about, it means she’s already got divorce in her mind, and your answers will depict if you’re the problem or you’re the problem and it’s not her.

[@Roman_CatholicWarrior235]

Yea, he learned that in the end lol 😆 😂 🤣

[@Honorbound43]

@@kwithyou know how to date lol. Always lean into it, you’re gonna get in trouble anyway might as well do it on your terms and have fun with it

[@samirwongsoikromo2162]

I've watched this like 10 times already and I'm still dying of laughter 😂😂😂❤❤

[@allsparkwarrier]

"I DON'T GIVE A FLIPPING TORTOISE" I was laughing so much I almost died🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sirtrently77]

I love how his voice changes from low and chill to high-pitched and high-stressed. It fits the rant so well.

[@rjmilitante2787]

British people have such great sense of humor

[@terenceayer337]

He had one opportunity to get killed & he took it....😂😂😂😂

[@akorarichard4395]

Man spoke his heart out 😅

[@adeyemitioluwani1169]

🤣🤣🤣 my guy exploded

[@dieboyandy5150]

Chloe's face while watching the video is PRICELESS!!! ❤❤❤❤❤

[@TBFilms954]

This guy would make a fantastic comic. If he can sound this funny with basic frustration about his s/o, imagine his power level in a comedy special. Love the energy.

[@BT-xm6ne]

I couldn't stop laughing. to her face He was so nice and was like I don't have aney problems. as soon as she leaves he goes off.

[@mystiknekro6669]

She bought mittens ITS APRIL!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@lieselotte_JT]

Her face at the end while watching LMAO Priceless

[@Hyruleanknight028]

Love it the chemistry is so good 😂

[@ImDirtyDan96]

Aight...I need to see the full version now...hahaha

[@hikingwiththeshackletons]

We have been married for 16 years & I can categorically tell you, IT DOES NOT GET ANY BETTER! 😂😂😂😂

[@banjopiggottwright1802]

That was one of greatest rants I've ever seen on KZbin 😂

[@RyanGriffiths28]

His girlfriend looks like that girl in the dax mega remix

[@darkcordz9368]

If you had one shot...one opportunity to say everything you ever wanted...would you capture it? This man says "abso-fuckin-lutely"

[@cadensprinkes9074]

Remember gents, it’s never really free

[@user-ds1jh4uq9j]

I absolutely love these two!! Makes me laugh every time ❤

[@ompatel5943]

this is a proper British rant. 🤣🤣

[@UltimateFarming1]

Door Close’s & “Alright we’re do i begin “ 😂

[@TheOctopod-nc2ob]

"Yeah absolutely" Famous last words

[@infernogame6012]

"Alright where do I begin" 😭😭😭

[@Graycen21]

I feel bad for you now mate

[@aerronsmith5388]

The end 😂😂😂😂 HELP ME I AM DYING

[@Just-a-good-gamer]

The Tardis mention was the cherry on top

[@richardcifuenteslents3675]

ITS AIEPRIL got me rolling I’m dying😂😂😂

[@Neoliser]

“TORE TOISTAH” is wild

[@OliverMcCrae-wf1hr]

"I give a flying toroise about your shit" 😂😂😂

[@Miley-RayStewart]

"I swear, she thinks we live in the Tades". Lol. I also do love the little thinghis for the home as it is totally cute to have such, but my boyfriend also keeps naming them "trip overs" or "dust catchers" or "stand arounds".

[@dave_h_8742]

Where do i begin 😂 that ending ! Had to put my fire on last night

[@terra4na330]

Who else thought she was gonna rap Eminem wen she first started talking lol but her boyfriend seized the opportunity to say everything he ever wanted lol

[@alexlim1275]

youtube "bad oscar" goes these two! LOL

[@derrickjator9282]

aye relax man bthat vamp diaries run is elite 😂

[@bradleyfirby648]

Sounds about right

[@user-ji4rd2tj3m]

I was loving this video but I could watch vampire, diaries over and over and over again, and guess what I do !!!!❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@joshuadones-hu8nv]

Bro got cooked at the end 😂

[@applejuice5272]

*Matt:* rants *Chloe:* watches back > strangles Matt

[@varadkulkarni6636]

The last "that wasn't me" 😭😭😭

[@_GODSFIGHTER]

Ceramic Santa 😂😂😭😭 i can't

[@Ravenfanatic5]

The way he said tortoise🤣

[@craigdanj]

He needs one of these every 6 months...itll be therapeutic.

[@richking8787]

That was a trap 😂😂

[@thewitt76]

IT'S APRIL😂😂😂😂 I felt that

[@Vipergames1575]

LOL this is just hilarious

[@someonecool-kq9ld]

"CERAMIC SANTHAA!!!!!"

[@kaushtirou]

nice doctor who ref😂

[@Ldrago310]

Bro got murdered 😂

[@darinwedd7308]

Hey bro I'm a straight dude and love watching vampire diaries the show was fantastic also enjoyed the originals but couldn't really get into Legacies at all

[@s99tb3]

The ending man I can't 🤚🤣💀💀

[@IamN0V0]

Bruh had to evoke the flying tortoise

[@ShadowFrenzyplays]

I don't give a flying tortoise to your shiii 😂😂😂😂😂

[@themidknightmando3219]

You know how I mentioned that unholy high pitched cackle on that other short? Well guess what. You got it.

[@ACE-sd4ie]

The shift killed me 😂😂

[@Duckyboy4444]

'where do i begin" is so real.

[@kwith]

"No I don't have anything to rant about. I love you baby...OK LISTEN!!"

[@blackswan7568]

"You have one opportunity to rant about your gf." "How much time you got, buddy?"

[@travisscharich7495]

"I don't have any, I haven't thought about- Alright where do I begin?"

[@NEONF0XGAMING]

The accent makes it so much better!

[@juanuballe8372]

IT'S APRIL😂😂😂😂😂 a ceramic SANAT😂😂😂😂

[@user-gi8hj6ut7x]

He was waiting to say that for a pretty long time😂

[@KoriinWR]

"I really haven't, I haven't thought about- aight where do I begin?"

[@user-sw9ry3rg7u]

I have none Were do i begin , door asn't even shut behind her 😂

[@sentinel9046]

She deserves so much better.

[@user-sm3sb9jp1c]

She bought mittens!!!! Its April!!! Lol 😂

[@omarvalderrama1314]

😅😅😅m😅😅sleeping with the dogs 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤ love this 2

[@Marie.Jager.]

CERAMIC SANTAAAAAA

[@kevinfowler8119]

Accurate to what men go through in relationships. The Vampire Diaries though......damn i feel bad.

[@NMIBUBBLE]

LOL Alright where do i begin!!! LOL

[@davidp.deleon8763]

😂😂😂😂 run or just tell her you Love her and she is perfect...

[@Axel_XxX]

Flying tortoise😭

[@Dmgggha]

Damn she’s so beautiful

[@VisioneBelle]

Lmbo it risked it all 🤣🤣🤣

[@richielewis4629]

Rewatching TVD sounds amazing

[@petermura9296]

Noooo tardis😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theblackbaron4119]

That's a trap, That's a trap, That's a trap. D:

[@glennlittle1580]

Wait til you're married 😂

[@r.zulueta]

A FLYING TOY TUS

[@Tortdidit]

This is so funny

[@Damian6Robin]

Funny ...vampire diaries my wife was heading that way to watch the whole DVD set for the quadruple time until she got it paying attention to my face 😡

[@montys8th]

Yeah but she's hot.

[@jerrypie25]

Living in the tardis 🤣😭

[@Your_Local_Express_Locomotive]

Angry British people are funny af

[@stephanabihanna1545]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 she litterly killer him (i cant type)

[@ballofz2451]

Well, the one about gloves for winter part is actually good she's saving you money because if you buy them in winter season they will cost more so its a good thing she bought them in April.

[@Fr3sh_Prince]

There are about 8 seasons of vampire diaries, 40 minutes per episode and 20 episodes in a season. There is a lot to watch.

[@HilalMohideen92]

Matt: “I haven’t. I really haven’t” *Chloe leaves* Matt: “Alright, where do I begin?” 😂😂😂

[@ikkilouis9963]

🤣🤣🤣, it's so freaking funny