He's a brave bouncer workin in Glesga wae that Fukin accent
@immenseorg8 жыл бұрын
extra points for filming in landscape
@AR-dn6kh7 жыл бұрын
The birds on her hands and knees sucking the boys off behind.the door😂
8 жыл бұрын
This is NOT a 'bouncer.' This is an amateur troublemaker who does not know what bouncers do. NEVER engage a drunk in conversation or egg them on. SPEAK AS MINIMALLY AS POSSIBLE. "Go home" is sufficient.
@EscapeTheRules8 жыл бұрын
I love how both the heavies had fuck all to say when the drunk guy called him out on letting a girl who was a mess in to the club. Guilty as fucking charged!
@cfcdaviddcfc8 жыл бұрын
he said he knows her well and she used to work there and was having a laugh if I'm not wrong?
@EscapeTheRules8 жыл бұрын
Took him quite a while to mention it though, didn't he? Sounds like a shite cover up to me. Probably wanted his hole aff her xD
@RAPLOCHREPORTER11 жыл бұрын
Half an hour later this man came back pulled out a pump action and blew the bouncers leg's right off. Dont fuck wa him!!
@Fkthetories83389 ай бұрын
Naw he didn't
@xXstrokesX11 жыл бұрын
haha johnnie wilkes turning up at the end to handle business
@clachanachoin31278 жыл бұрын
That man has only had two pints of vodka. Let him in.
@gainrage8 жыл бұрын
Yasss Jonny Wilkes of Optimo at the end. Beast.
@michellechristie19328 жыл бұрын
ha ha Jonnie Wilkes just strutting up at the end there
@Eddiebhoy188811 жыл бұрын
"do you want to come in?" "aye" "your noo getting in" "noo wit, a DONT want to come in!"
@djjoemc18 жыл бұрын
Subclub bouncers don't let in pissed girls . Thank fuck he never go through the door
@thomasbyrne770611 жыл бұрын
Had a look at your page, about a year back you where liking all the Irish tunes, rebels and that, Do I smell a turncoat?
@NF-xy6br11 жыл бұрын
I thought it was quite appropriate to have a wiggly-eyes camera outside subby ;)
@jimcampbell70459 жыл бұрын
Lol at Jonny Wilkes walking in at 4mins 50.
@MrThuggery8 жыл бұрын
I love the accents boys! fucking classic!
@dakotarising34909 жыл бұрын
He may be drunk, but hes right...These bouncers just want drunk teenage girls kissing them at the end of the night
@ryacus9 жыл бұрын
+Dakota Rising So basically you are saying they allow in droves of drunk girls so they can easily rape them?
@aidanmurphy80698 ай бұрын
The man's got style
@leej83949 жыл бұрын
I will tell ye one thing for sure, if a bouncer filmed me and put me on KZbin, I would fucking go nuts ,
@hplovehandle9 жыл бұрын
+b16a coupe Public place,nothing we can do unfortunately.
@matteoj2268 жыл бұрын
+b16a coupe You'd go for his nuts? Bit gay.
@samtaurus0078 жыл бұрын
The guy may have a valid point but trying to state your case when you're half pissed to bouncers that aren't letting you in is an exercise in futility.
@AnthonyMcNally12311 жыл бұрын
Worth watching for the jonnie wilkes cameo at the end.
@phdotsco11 жыл бұрын
Looks like Classic. LOVE classic bouncers proper men.
@marsyas738 жыл бұрын
Nobody likes a bouncer... except for other bouncers, TV licence officers, bailiffs, football referees, traffic wardens & police! Bet they're not quite so chatty without their buddies around...
@l3awjawz2 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention authoritarian politicians and CEO's. ;-)
@q8tenchi7 жыл бұрын
1:38 - took me a while to understand what he said; Drunk Glasgow talk is indeed a study of its own
@robroberts90513 жыл бұрын
Yep i have trouble being understood 45 miles away in Edinburgh man
@psychotime82187 жыл бұрын
dae wae need tae be full eh acid tae get in! haha dead!!!
@dadoody8 жыл бұрын
Scottish people are hilarious drunk and sober
@MsJimbo196010 жыл бұрын
guy had too much too drink but bouncer kept winding him up,cant stand bouncers they have beat many a poor drunk up,think they can do what they want.Bastards the lot...
@westfalenstadion73258 жыл бұрын
Bouncers will let Drunken Girls into Nightclubs thow and dont mind them ....... Obviously Anyone is gonna be a bit Drunk because they are Drinking Alcohol, If Someone is causing Trouble then it is rite to Evict them but if they are not Harming Anyone then what is the Problem.
@FFM05948 жыл бұрын
Anyone lipping like that 20 years ago would wake up in the gutter. Lucky for him bouncers these days are trained and not just psychos itching to hit someone as they used to be.
@The1608798 жыл бұрын
Glasgow bouncers well known for this treatment. Leeds, Newcastle, Blackpool etc lads can walk in 20-30 strong groups but Glasgow bouncers wobble at more than 3-4 lads in a group. Bad attitude, they forgot they are doormen and full of ego and own self importance. Ruining people's night is what they are all about.
@johnnyboy72319 жыл бұрын
Ricky jp, thanks for replying, just wanted to say Merry Christmas to you and your family... all the very best johnnyboy...
@Harveyking_gamer8 жыл бұрын
Ha ha funny times.. i miss working the clubs
@Harveyking_gamer8 жыл бұрын
and you need to go back to school. Yes i was on the doors in Liverpool for 5 years 3 years on a casino 2 years on different clubs in Liverpool, chester and Ellesmere port.
@dereksmallsuk8 жыл бұрын
so i was correct.
@Harveyking_gamer8 жыл бұрын
No sorry its true, Doorstaff for 5 years (2 different companies) now i work security for Jaguar Land Rover... glad to see your spelling has improved.
@claymore29138 жыл бұрын
Shaky camera work .More than 2 pints ?
@Aidyboy4910 жыл бұрын
the drunk has a point
@itsoktobewhite19878 жыл бұрын
is this limmy show?
@charliemedia51118 жыл бұрын
Chased for being pissed ''Job Well Done'' full a empty threat's ,good doormen do a good job as the Subby has always had a pristine CROWD : ) not neds
@Iaughingseal Жыл бұрын
Subways always been full of worst cunts.
@kevincreswell5618 жыл бұрын
gangsters bouncers for rent
@jketcham90044 жыл бұрын
2 pints per hour?
@jsmyth25912 жыл бұрын
the subby?
@Luvablelainey10 жыл бұрын
Andy Cee seen this?(bouncer)
@McTee088 жыл бұрын
Those bouncers run when the machetes come out....fact
@Thevoiceofreason848 жыл бұрын
Soz hard
@Thevoiceofreason848 жыл бұрын
+McTee08 haha hope it was slow and painful
@McTee088 жыл бұрын
ElectricGuitar666X My mothers dead, so unless they are into necrophilia, you be talking so much shit, it be unreal, sweetheart.
@RandomnessTube.10 жыл бұрын
is that limmy?
@kly4512 жыл бұрын
This Sub Club?
@adamp89411 жыл бұрын
They aren't polite, it's just in the UK they have to have licenses, which basically means they are only allowed to use appropriate force.
@cfcdaviddcfc11 жыл бұрын
where is this?
@gazriley6245 жыл бұрын
subby
@jjones78659 жыл бұрын
pure reeking yella fingers
@philbrown97647 жыл бұрын
I need subtitles
@markmusial859010 жыл бұрын
Leave it at that, have some respect for other people and take this off the net. He shouldn't have any shame, and this isn't a good business practice.
@bicnarok11 жыл бұрын
Ban alcohol and allow weed, none of this hassle.
@bighands6911 жыл бұрын
Banning alcohol is not the answer. A lot this stems from social issues and poverty.
@saturatedbrownie80487 жыл бұрын
Alcohol being the modifier.
@MrDamg198511 жыл бұрын
the good auld subby
@grecosgreecedaz60268 жыл бұрын
never been in there
@TheReginald49 жыл бұрын
I gather , life is so unfair for the drunk .
@brianvittachi68698 жыл бұрын
Why is he so desperate to get in? What's so great about that place anyway?
@whyareyouhere41928 жыл бұрын
+Brian Vittachi because it's full of lassies crawling about on they're hands & knees full of LSD lol
@alexb678 жыл бұрын
Williamwal Lace nothing else but that walking in to a room to see that
@spngled86548 жыл бұрын
Brian Vittachi Its a famous S&M club, this guy is Sammy the spank. The only way he can deal with his aggression is to be spanked hard.
@happyguyx110 жыл бұрын
its their perogotive
@mariodian8 жыл бұрын
I've never heard this type of German before.
@MrNobody80811 жыл бұрын
What an irritating wee fanny. If you get a KB just walk on to the next pub. Never understood people that stand and argue about it. Also, they have to be Glasgows politest bouncers.
@bella01673 жыл бұрын
DOON the road.
@RandomnessTube.11 жыл бұрын
Limmy show has got better i see
@jackregan252311 жыл бұрын
Looks like he should have gone home for an early night.
@lucasmuratkorkut93458 жыл бұрын
HAHAAHA WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
@BobSmith-zs2td11 жыл бұрын
why are these bouncers filming the public....dont thnk thats part of your job
@TheChrisglasgow9 жыл бұрын
People film bouncers all the time, Dont like do you's !
@BobSmith-zs2td9 жыл бұрын
companies ive worked for have sacked people for far less tbh.
@hujjesb9 жыл бұрын
Bouncers are mostly all the same all over UK . not just Glasgow ,however Glasgows Bouncers are the guys that need , as in this vid proves back up from there mates ,as there not your av Glasgow punter ,,.Never in the history of Glasgow Hard men has there ever been a hard man that wants to be a bouncer ..just guys that never were hard want to be hard ..work it out ..
@mbfriar11 жыл бұрын
He's had more than 2 pints.
@mrseuugr8 жыл бұрын
I've actually been chucked out of sub club myself, no real reason, just some dude trying to get me booted. 5 minutes later I'd talked it out and I was back inside. Don't like or sound like this guy right enough.
@Lee2k48 жыл бұрын
severe malky fae him, square go
@drunkenglishman758911 жыл бұрын
Its Scottish slang Hefty mate init
@leonwp607 жыл бұрын
slap = silence
@MegaTrainspotter10 жыл бұрын
This is why I don't go to nightclubs, the bouncers are very intimidating and power hungry, As for their 'customer service' ..oh dear..It's a fact they are more likely to let drunk women in than drunk men. DOUBLE STANDARDS.
@theweeman62096 жыл бұрын
Door staff done a shit job. Keeping it going just ignore the bloke.
@paulstone81756 жыл бұрын
Blame it on the Bucky
@chrisgemmell27428 жыл бұрын
me and my mate tried to get i to campus last sat night we had already been in earlier on that day think before campus we had 3 pints so tried to get back into campus as everywhere else was dead and the"bouncer" didnt even look at us just refused point blank to let us in he mustve been about 5ft tall acting a big man because he had 2 bigger guys standing behind him hate wee bouncers trying to act the big man between me n my m8 we prob had about £150 and were prepared to spend the lot fucking bouncers can be arseholes must admit
@trooper875810 жыл бұрын
He's the new candidate for SNP
@nealdew718 жыл бұрын
Sub club bouncers noise up folk then run to police.Bad shit
@danielhickman392510 жыл бұрын
I think he means 20 pints
@seanstump39607 жыл бұрын
I'm from USA and those bouncers would get fucked up.
@18francesco187 жыл бұрын
holy shit I didn't understand anything except ''shyte'' here and there.
@BrandonAB6411 жыл бұрын
yeah, i remember that's what happened to the bouncer in Newcastle, he really knocked my pal out. in-case you didn't get the sarcasm the bouncer was fucking on the floor knocked out. love how English folk think their hard.
@OneBurnetto11 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@Lincolnshirefromtheair10 жыл бұрын
translation anyone?
@ZooScott9 жыл бұрын
+bulky71 - a daimer icker in a strave.
@frankmanzeroy70349 жыл бұрын
Typical SNP politician.
@ZooScott9 жыл бұрын
+Frank Manzeroy - OWNED.
@Dazza229212 жыл бұрын
This is your stereotypical big heeded bouncer badge of invincibilty and aboveness i wonder how some of them pass the training
@spongeboab578311 жыл бұрын
How dizz tht wurkk hhhhow dizz tht wurk lol
@markowen51238 жыл бұрын
Typical bouncers winding punters up.
@bigjay99048 жыл бұрын
Mark Owen .not all of us are the same some of us old school lads are good at our job .so don't tarnish us with the same brush ..
@OhGadzMan12 жыл бұрын
funny shit lol
@TheWeardale18 жыл бұрын
jockstrap
@MrStewToobe8 жыл бұрын
fuck off you EU hating sassenach!
@TheWeardale18 жыл бұрын
haha
@c_m11429 жыл бұрын
lsd geez some ae that
@vietkonggroove11 жыл бұрын
what a fudd lol
@MegaTrainspotter10 жыл бұрын
Name and shame the nightclub mate? Let everyone avoid.
@daviebears996110 жыл бұрын
I done ma door supervisor course the other week, wee were taught techniques so people aren't offended if ypu have to knock them back, they bouncers are wankers & the reason i will never work alongside them lol waste of a course hahaa
@daviebears99619 жыл бұрын
Same here mate, all migrants except 3 out of a 20 person course, it was a 2 week course 👍
@TamLovesJakexxxx10 жыл бұрын
ats a bam
@MacEwan23eh11 жыл бұрын
Looks like he is going to start crying at 2:10
@aliciamcgonagle21968 жыл бұрын
id let him in...see nothin here...worst out there
@vietkonggroove10 жыл бұрын
wot a fud hahaha
@johnpaulbridgeman319110 жыл бұрын
Scottish licence 2005 its agonist the law for a drunk person to be in a licenced premises
@Frankenbrine11 жыл бұрын
Valuable drinking time being wasted here from his point of view. Why doesn't get he go and get 2 pints somewhere else? :c)
@anvilbrunner.20138 жыл бұрын
Bescha Paccinos dobbl had a Granda met Mussolinni? .Ive met Grandas like His. Yer boy. Sorry Sir! Yer Man deffinately will have, a wee muchor hed like to bring out to show t His compadre'. Chips in ? Och there was a glint in His eye. He secretly longs for the day. Long runs the wolf. You Doorkeeps outta duck when Yeas here an ice cream jingle coming. Ill read Thi palms eh? Cryoff if theres celeritys coming to club. Ha. Whens the next instalment. Glagow is hardcore. Psyscoti is the 7th wonder of the world. Why wouldnt touris go there. i love Scotland. Avante garde nightmare. Paradise for Wild Nagga headhunters.
@yf10018 жыл бұрын
He sounds like Limmy!
@whyareyouhere41928 жыл бұрын
+yf1001 sounds like DD
@FirstLast-gk6lg7 жыл бұрын
god forbid these people would speak a little English lol
@stewrmo6 жыл бұрын
We do speak English lol, it's just the same words you use with our fucked up accent!
@wulbert200111 жыл бұрын
not worth the bother watching him aw night .well done the bouncers...he was .defo on drugs
@glasbarry11 жыл бұрын
He might have been a junkie tadg, but no need to film him like that.