Glasgow Sub Club Bouncers vs Drunk

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@bigbillbob88
@bigbillbob88 8 жыл бұрын
He's a brave bouncer workin in Glesga wae that Fukin accent
@immenseorg
@immenseorg 8 жыл бұрын
extra points for filming in landscape
@AR-dn6kh
@AR-dn6kh 7 жыл бұрын
The birds on her hands and knees sucking the boys off behind.the door😂
8 жыл бұрын
This is NOT a 'bouncer.' This is an amateur troublemaker who does not know what bouncers do. NEVER engage a drunk in conversation or egg them on. SPEAK AS MINIMALLY AS POSSIBLE. "Go home" is sufficient.
@EscapeTheRules
@EscapeTheRules 8 жыл бұрын
I love how both the heavies had fuck all to say when the drunk guy called him out on letting a girl who was a mess in to the club. Guilty as fucking charged!
@cfcdaviddcfc
@cfcdaviddcfc 8 жыл бұрын
he said he knows her well and she used to work there and was having a laugh if I'm not wrong?
@EscapeTheRules
@EscapeTheRules 8 жыл бұрын
Took him quite a while to mention it though, didn't he? Sounds like a shite cover up to me. Probably wanted his hole aff her xD
@RAPLOCHREPORTER
@RAPLOCHREPORTER 11 жыл бұрын
Half an hour later this man came back pulled out a pump action and blew the bouncers leg's right off. Dont fuck wa him!!
@Fkthetories8338
@Fkthetories8338 9 ай бұрын
Naw he didn't
@xXstrokesX
@xXstrokesX 11 жыл бұрын
haha johnnie wilkes turning up at the end to handle business
@clachanachoin3127
@clachanachoin3127 8 жыл бұрын
That man has only had two pints of vodka. Let him in.
@gainrage
@gainrage 8 жыл бұрын
Yasss Jonny Wilkes of Optimo at the end. Beast.
@michellechristie1932
@michellechristie1932 8 жыл бұрын
ha ha Jonnie Wilkes just strutting up at the end there
@Eddiebhoy1888
@Eddiebhoy1888 11 жыл бұрын
"do you want to come in?" "aye" "your noo getting in" "noo wit, a DONT want to come in!"
@djjoemc1
@djjoemc1 8 жыл бұрын
Subclub bouncers don't let in pissed girls . Thank fuck he never go through the door
@thomasbyrne7706
@thomasbyrne7706 11 жыл бұрын
Had a look at your page, about a year back you where liking all the Irish tunes, rebels and that, Do I smell a turncoat?
@NF-xy6br
@NF-xy6br 11 жыл бұрын
I thought it was quite appropriate to have a wiggly-eyes camera outside subby ;)
@jimcampbell7045
@jimcampbell7045 9 жыл бұрын
Lol at Jonny Wilkes walking in at 4mins 50.
@MrThuggery
@MrThuggery 8 жыл бұрын
I love the accents boys! fucking classic!
@dakotarising3490
@dakotarising3490 9 жыл бұрын
He may be drunk, but hes right...These bouncers just want drunk teenage girls kissing them at the end of the night
@ryacus
@ryacus 9 жыл бұрын
+Dakota Rising So basically you are saying they allow in droves of drunk girls so they can easily rape them?
@aidanmurphy8069
@aidanmurphy8069 8 ай бұрын
The man's got style
@leej8394
@leej8394 9 жыл бұрын
I will tell ye one thing for sure, if a bouncer filmed me and put me on KZbin, I would fucking go nuts ,
@hplovehandle
@hplovehandle 9 жыл бұрын
+b16a coupe Public place,nothing we can do unfortunately.
@matteoj226
@matteoj226 8 жыл бұрын
+b16a coupe You'd go for his nuts? Bit gay.
@samtaurus007
@samtaurus007 8 жыл бұрын
The guy may have a valid point but trying to state your case when you're half pissed to bouncers that aren't letting you in is an exercise in futility.
@AnthonyMcNally123
@AnthonyMcNally123 11 жыл бұрын
Worth watching for the jonnie wilkes cameo at the end.
@phdotsco
@phdotsco 11 жыл бұрын
Looks like Classic. LOVE classic bouncers proper men.
@marsyas73
@marsyas73 8 жыл бұрын
Nobody likes a bouncer... except for other bouncers, TV licence officers, bailiffs, football referees, traffic wardens & police! Bet they're not quite so chatty without their buddies around...
@l3awjawz
@l3awjawz 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention authoritarian politicians and CEO's. ;-)
@q8tenchi
@q8tenchi 7 жыл бұрын
1:38 - took me a while to understand what he said; Drunk Glasgow talk is indeed a study of its own
@robroberts9051
@robroberts9051 3 жыл бұрын
Yep i have trouble being understood 45 miles away in Edinburgh man
@psychotime8218
@psychotime8218 7 жыл бұрын
dae wae need tae be full eh acid tae get in! haha dead!!!
@dadoody
@dadoody 8 жыл бұрын
Scottish people are hilarious drunk and sober
@MsJimbo1960
@MsJimbo1960 10 жыл бұрын
guy had too much too drink but bouncer kept winding him up,cant stand bouncers they have beat many a poor drunk up,think they can do what they want.Bastards the lot...
@westfalenstadion7325
@westfalenstadion7325 8 жыл бұрын
Bouncers will let Drunken Girls into Nightclubs thow and dont mind them ....... Obviously Anyone is gonna be a bit Drunk because they are Drinking Alcohol, If Someone is causing Trouble then it is rite to Evict them but if they are not Harming Anyone then what is the Problem.
@FFM0594
@FFM0594 8 жыл бұрын
Anyone lipping like that 20 years ago would wake up in the gutter. Lucky for him bouncers these days are trained and not just psychos itching to hit someone as they used to be.
@The160879
@The160879 8 жыл бұрын
Glasgow bouncers well known for this treatment. Leeds, Newcastle, Blackpool etc lads can walk in 20-30 strong groups but Glasgow bouncers wobble at more than 3-4 lads in a group. Bad attitude, they forgot they are doormen and full of ego and own self importance. Ruining people's night is what they are all about.
@johnnyboy7231
@johnnyboy7231 9 жыл бұрын
Ricky jp, thanks for replying, just wanted to say Merry Christmas to you and your family... all the very best johnnyboy...
@Harveyking_gamer
@Harveyking_gamer 8 жыл бұрын
Ha ha funny times.. i miss working the clubs
@Harveyking_gamer
@Harveyking_gamer 8 жыл бұрын
and you need to go back to school. Yes i was on the doors in Liverpool for 5 years 3 years on a casino 2 years on different clubs in Liverpool, chester and Ellesmere port.
@dereksmallsuk
@dereksmallsuk 8 жыл бұрын
so i was correct.
@Harveyking_gamer
@Harveyking_gamer 8 жыл бұрын
No sorry its true, Doorstaff for 5 years (2 different companies) now i work security for Jaguar Land Rover... glad to see your spelling has improved.
@claymore2913
@claymore2913 8 жыл бұрын
Shaky camera work .More than 2 pints ?
@Aidyboy49
@Aidyboy49 10 жыл бұрын
the drunk has a point
@itsoktobewhite1987
@itsoktobewhite1987 8 жыл бұрын
is this limmy show?
@charliemedia5111
@charliemedia5111 8 жыл бұрын
Chased for being pissed ''Job Well Done'' full a empty threat's ,good doormen do a good job as the Subby has always had a pristine CROWD : ) not neds
@Iaughingseal
@Iaughingseal Жыл бұрын
Subways always been full of worst cunts.
@kevincreswell561
@kevincreswell561 8 жыл бұрын
gangsters bouncers for rent
@jketcham9004
@jketcham9004 4 жыл бұрын
2 pints per hour?
@jsmyth259
@jsmyth259 12 жыл бұрын
the subby?
@Luvablelainey
@Luvablelainey 10 жыл бұрын
Andy Cee seen this?(bouncer)
@McTee08
@McTee08 8 жыл бұрын
Those bouncers run when the machetes come out....fact
@Thevoiceofreason84
@Thevoiceofreason84 8 жыл бұрын
Soz hard
@Thevoiceofreason84
@Thevoiceofreason84 8 жыл бұрын
+McTee08 haha hope it was slow and painful
@McTee08
@McTee08 8 жыл бұрын
ElectricGuitar666X My mothers dead, so unless they are into necrophilia, you be talking so much shit, it be unreal, sweetheart.
@RandomnessTube.
@RandomnessTube. 10 жыл бұрын
is that limmy?
@kly45
@kly45 12 жыл бұрын
This Sub Club?
@adamp894
@adamp894 11 жыл бұрын
They aren't polite, it's just in the UK they have to have licenses, which basically means they are only allowed to use appropriate force.
@cfcdaviddcfc
@cfcdaviddcfc 11 жыл бұрын
where is this?
@gazriley624
@gazriley624 5 жыл бұрын
subby
@jjones7865
@jjones7865 9 жыл бұрын
pure reeking yella fingers
@philbrown9764
@philbrown9764 7 жыл бұрын
I need subtitles
@markmusial8590
@markmusial8590 10 жыл бұрын
Leave it at that, have some respect for other people and take this off the net. He shouldn't have any shame, and this isn't a good business practice.
@bicnarok
@bicnarok 11 жыл бұрын
Ban alcohol and allow weed, none of this hassle.
@bighands69
@bighands69 11 жыл бұрын
Banning alcohol is not the answer. A lot this stems from social issues and poverty.
@saturatedbrownie8048
@saturatedbrownie8048 7 жыл бұрын
Alcohol being the modifier.
@MrDamg1985
@MrDamg1985 11 жыл бұрын
the good auld subby
@grecosgreecedaz6026
@grecosgreecedaz6026 8 жыл бұрын
never been in there
@TheReginald4
@TheReginald4 9 жыл бұрын
I gather , life is so unfair for the drunk .
@brianvittachi6869
@brianvittachi6869 8 жыл бұрын
Why is he so desperate to get in? What's so great about that place anyway?
@whyareyouhere4192
@whyareyouhere4192 8 жыл бұрын
+Brian Vittachi because it's full of lassies crawling about on they're hands & knees full of LSD lol
@alexb67
@alexb67 8 жыл бұрын
Williamwal Lace nothing else but that walking in to a room to see that
@spngled8654
@spngled8654 8 жыл бұрын
Brian Vittachi Its a famous S&M club, this guy is Sammy the spank. The only way he can deal with his aggression is to be spanked hard.
@happyguyx1
@happyguyx1 10 жыл бұрын
its their perogotive
@mariodian
@mariodian 8 жыл бұрын
I've never heard this type of German before.
@MrNobody808
@MrNobody808 11 жыл бұрын
What an irritating wee fanny. If you get a KB just walk on to the next pub. Never understood people that stand and argue about it. Also, they have to be Glasgows politest bouncers.
@bella0167
@bella0167 3 жыл бұрын
DOON the road.
@RandomnessTube.
@RandomnessTube. 11 жыл бұрын
Limmy show has got better i see
@jackregan2523
@jackregan2523 11 жыл бұрын
Looks like he should have gone home for an early night.
@lucasmuratkorkut9345
@lucasmuratkorkut9345 8 жыл бұрын
HAHAAHA WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
@BobSmith-zs2td
@BobSmith-zs2td 11 жыл бұрын
why are these bouncers filming the public....dont thnk thats part of your job
@TheChrisglasgow
@TheChrisglasgow 9 жыл бұрын
People film bouncers all the time, Dont like do you's !
@BobSmith-zs2td
@BobSmith-zs2td 9 жыл бұрын
companies ive worked for have sacked people for far less tbh.
@hujjesb
@hujjesb 9 жыл бұрын
Bouncers are mostly all the same all over UK . not just Glasgow ,however Glasgows Bouncers are the guys that need , as in this vid proves back up from there mates ,as there not your av Glasgow punter ,,.Never in the history of Glasgow Hard men has there ever been a hard man that wants to be a bouncer ..just guys that never were hard want to be hard ..work it out ..
@mbfriar
@mbfriar 11 жыл бұрын
He's had more than 2 pints.
@mrseuugr
@mrseuugr 8 жыл бұрын
I've actually been chucked out of sub club myself, no real reason, just some dude trying to get me booted. 5 minutes later I'd talked it out and I was back inside. Don't like or sound like this guy right enough.
@Lee2k4
@Lee2k4 8 жыл бұрын
severe malky fae him, square go
@drunkenglishman7589
@drunkenglishman7589 11 жыл бұрын
Its Scottish slang Hefty mate init
@leonwp60
@leonwp60 7 жыл бұрын
slap = silence
@MegaTrainspotter
@MegaTrainspotter 10 жыл бұрын
This is why I don't go to nightclubs, the bouncers are very intimidating and power hungry, As for their 'customer service' ..oh dear..It's a fact they are more likely to let drunk women in than drunk men. DOUBLE STANDARDS.
@theweeman6209
@theweeman6209 6 жыл бұрын
Door staff done a shit job. Keeping it going just ignore the bloke.
@paulstone8175
@paulstone8175 6 жыл бұрын
Blame it on the Bucky
@chrisgemmell2742
@chrisgemmell2742 8 жыл бұрын
me and my mate tried to get i to campus last sat night we had already been in earlier on that day think before campus we had 3 pints so tried to get back into campus as everywhere else was dead and the"bouncer" didnt even look at us just refused point blank to let us in he mustve been about 5ft tall acting a big man because he had 2 bigger guys standing behind him hate wee bouncers trying to act the big man between me n my m8 we prob had about £150 and were prepared to spend the lot fucking bouncers can be arseholes must admit
@trooper8758
@trooper8758 10 жыл бұрын
He's the new candidate for SNP
@nealdew71
@nealdew71 8 жыл бұрын
Sub club bouncers noise up folk then run to police.Bad shit
@danielhickman3925
@danielhickman3925 10 жыл бұрын
I think he means 20 pints
@seanstump3960
@seanstump3960 7 жыл бұрын
I'm from USA and those bouncers would get fucked up.
@18francesco18
@18francesco18 7 жыл бұрын
holy shit I didn't understand anything except ''shyte'' here and there.
@BrandonAB64
@BrandonAB64 11 жыл бұрын
yeah, i remember that's what happened to the bouncer in Newcastle, he really knocked my pal out. in-case you didn't get the sarcasm the bouncer was fucking on the floor knocked out. love how English folk think their hard.
@OneBurnetto
@OneBurnetto 11 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@Lincolnshirefromtheair
@Lincolnshirefromtheair 10 жыл бұрын
translation anyone?
@ZooScott
@ZooScott 9 жыл бұрын
+bulky71 - a daimer icker in a strave.
@frankmanzeroy7034
@frankmanzeroy7034 9 жыл бұрын
Typical SNP politician.
@ZooScott
@ZooScott 9 жыл бұрын
+Frank Manzeroy - OWNED.
@Dazza2292
@Dazza2292 12 жыл бұрын
This is your stereotypical big heeded bouncer badge of invincibilty and aboveness i wonder how some of them pass the training
@spongeboab5783
@spongeboab5783 11 жыл бұрын
How dizz tht wurkk hhhhow dizz tht wurk lol
@markowen5123
@markowen5123 8 жыл бұрын
Typical bouncers winding punters up.
@bigjay9904
@bigjay9904 8 жыл бұрын
Mark Owen .not all of us are the same some of us old school lads are good at our job .so don't tarnish us with the same brush ..
@OhGadzMan
@OhGadzMan 12 жыл бұрын
funny shit lol
@TheWeardale1
@TheWeardale1 8 жыл бұрын
jockstrap
@MrStewToobe
@MrStewToobe 8 жыл бұрын
fuck off you EU hating sassenach!
@TheWeardale1
@TheWeardale1 8 жыл бұрын
haha
@c_m1142
@c_m1142 9 жыл бұрын
lsd geez some ae that
@vietkonggroove
@vietkonggroove 11 жыл бұрын
what a fudd lol
@MegaTrainspotter
@MegaTrainspotter 10 жыл бұрын
Name and shame the nightclub mate? Let everyone avoid.
@daviebears9961
@daviebears9961 10 жыл бұрын
I done ma door supervisor course the other week, wee were taught techniques so people aren't offended if ypu have to knock them back, they bouncers are wankers & the reason i will never work alongside them lol waste of a course hahaa
@daviebears9961
@daviebears9961 9 жыл бұрын
Same here mate, all migrants except 3 out of a 20 person course, it was a 2 week course 👍
@TamLovesJakexxxx
@TamLovesJakexxxx 10 жыл бұрын
ats a bam
@MacEwan23eh
@MacEwan23eh 11 жыл бұрын
Looks like he is going to start crying at 2:10
@aliciamcgonagle2196
@aliciamcgonagle2196 8 жыл бұрын
id let him in...see nothin here...worst out there
@vietkonggroove
@vietkonggroove 10 жыл бұрын
wot a fud hahaha
@johnpaulbridgeman3191
@johnpaulbridgeman3191 10 жыл бұрын
Scottish licence 2005 its agonist the law for a drunk person to be in a licenced premises
@Frankenbrine
@Frankenbrine 11 жыл бұрын
Valuable drinking time being wasted here from his point of view. Why doesn't get he go and get 2 pints somewhere else? :c)
@anvilbrunner.2013
@anvilbrunner.2013 8 жыл бұрын
Bescha Paccinos dobbl had a Granda met Mussolinni? .Ive met Grandas like His. Yer boy. Sorry Sir! Yer Man deffinately will have, a wee muchor hed like to bring out to show t His compadre'. Chips in ? Och there was a glint in His eye. He secretly longs for the day. Long runs the wolf. You Doorkeeps outta duck when Yeas here an ice cream jingle coming. Ill read Thi palms eh? Cryoff if theres celeritys coming to club. Ha. Whens the next instalment. Glagow is hardcore. Psyscoti is the 7th wonder of the world. Why wouldnt touris go there. i love Scotland. Avante garde nightmare. Paradise for Wild Nagga headhunters.
@yf1001
@yf1001 8 жыл бұрын
He sounds like Limmy!
@whyareyouhere4192
@whyareyouhere4192 8 жыл бұрын
+yf1001 sounds like DD
@FirstLast-gk6lg
@FirstLast-gk6lg 7 жыл бұрын
god forbid these people would speak a little English lol
@stewrmo
@stewrmo 6 жыл бұрын
We do speak English lol, it's just the same words you use with our fucked up accent!
@wulbert2001
@wulbert2001 11 жыл бұрын
not worth the bother watching him aw night .well done the bouncers...he was .defo on drugs
@glasbarry
@glasbarry 11 жыл бұрын
He might have been a junkie tadg, but no need to film him like that.
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