Glaze - I'm An Asshunter, Gimme That Booty

[@TheLivingTombstone]

Loving it! sounds a lot like them keygen musics :) I guess that's because of the samples Basshunter provided, sounds really great!

[@hansscatalan8696]

esta canción estuvo genial xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxd wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo¡¡¡

[@blankoblake10]

Livvvvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg

[@Goldenblade14]

***** dammit, beat me to it

[@moonman6502]

Play the smile song!

[@Nocifia]

song like a chiptune music and this is great your writh

[@NexZeoN]

If this song was a story, i'm sure it'll have a nice plot.

[@NexZeoN]

No pun intended.

[@darkheat246]

Pinkie pie we all know your plot is the best

[@tragicalarm7389]

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[@RoboticNerd]

Pinkie pie lol

[@NexZeoN]

darkheat246 True dat.

[@SayMaxWell]

Wow... you back, again. Good)

[@dumle29]

don't pressure him :( He's made this song, and if thats it, it's okay, but it would be nice to have him back again.. He makes the best music ever. Also go follow him on soundcloud. He's been uploading a few bits and pieces now and then.

[@edgemaverick8365]

what do you mean?? did he leave the fandom or something i hadn't heard anything.

[@BionicDirector117]

edge maverick He's been quiet in terms of music for ages. He's never stated anything about leaving the fandom.

[@dumle29]

I'm not sure where, but a while back he mentioned not feeling it, and not wanting to make music because it didn't really feel enjoyable to him anymore, or something like that, or maybe it was something like he didn't get any ideas. I don't remember it, but it was one of the two. Yeah I'm a great help... :S

[@123852123852]

dumle29 Sure you're not getting glaze confused with omnipony? Omnipony said something like that before.

[@VindicareAssassinTTS]

I searched for Basshunter but the B got left out by some kind of accident and this is what I got.

[@WoodenToaster]

Perfect.

[@jamesian0525]

Omg yes

[@ChrisHaastrup]

Wow that is fuckin funny

[@Yukisan111001]

Welcome to the Internet, where even spelling mistakes have video results

[@alfredwinchesterjr]

LyrinVideos Everything has a video result im gonna type in a random amount of keys by pressing my hand on the kayboard vcx l Welp I wonder what that searches (edit) Got wheels

[@mememinimalism]

Lyrics: I ain't talking away every beat I'm soakin' in the arrangement beat

[@batpone]

Wish I knew what that meant

[@jaydeleon8094]

@@batpone Not talking when its not needed, focusing on the music

[@Mitzi-chan224]

I wish I knew what these lyrics mean. xD

[@Number1mlpfan]

OH MY GID THANKYOU

[@SlyphStorm]

This is glorious in so many ways

[@Toble_Miner]

That's so true :)

[@jacobkent1969]

The great thing about Glaze is that no matter what type of music he uploads be it Slow or Fast, Staccato or Legato, Techno or Nightcore, it all has that amazing Glazyness that we all love so much and makes us want to listen to his songs again and again and its the thing that makes other amazing Musicians/Composers/Whatever you want to call them like SlyphStorm and Tombstone like them to and make just as amazing remixes... Whether you actually see this or not Glaze just always remember that you have so many fans out here that support you that all look up to you and are inspired by you. Thankyou :3

[@Vibycko]

Jacob Kent true... True....

[@steelsactap]

Jacob Kent Doesn't matter what kind of doughnut he bakes, it always gets glazed.

[@jacobkent1969]

steelsactap Yes... I like this new phrase... You more or less summed my two or three sentence description into one line that sounds way better... well done! X3 /)

[@mrmonti620]

I identify as a posterior acquirer. I am in need of your fine backside.

[@spilledink849]

And I classify as an anal entrepreneur sir *tips fedora*

[@solara-san425]

@@ponyempiresunite9702 Wut? ( °-°)

[@ponyempiresunite9702]

@@solara-san425 Nothing!

[@solara-san425]

@@ponyempiresunite9702 le suspicious. ( ¬ ^¬)

[@laughingdoge4544]

*Looks for ass puns* Huh. There's none. Might as well make one. "This song is so fant *ass* tic

[@LULZsQuad]

You're bad.

[@WoodenToaster]

Asstounding.

[@laughingdoge4544]

Asstastic

[@ferris4344]

XD

[@Hiraeth-Horsey]

WoodenToaster We have am - *ass* - ed quite the *ass* - emblage of ass jokes. I feel I've taken this too far.

[@jacobkent1969]

he great thing about Glaze is that no matter what type of music he uploads be it Slow or Fast, Staccato or Legato, Techno or Nightcore, it all has that amazing Glazyness that we all love so much and makes us want to listen to his songs again and again and its the thing that makes other amazing Musicians/Composers/Whatever you want to call them like SlyphStorm and Tombstone like them to and make just as amazing remixes... Whether you actually see this or not Glaze just always remember that you have so many fans out here that support you that all look up to you and are inspired by you. Thankyou :3 Show less

[@noseqponer2875]

Que lindo...

[@Megadude88888]

"Men this is a aclicorn" "Dear god" "There's more..." "No"

[@whimsicott7653]

That's Empress, Twigileia's OC.

[@TheLonelyMedic]

but spy you didnt read my dying wish was it that you wanted the alicorn yes oohhh merde

[@qmotuz]

The reference is real.

[@urmomFTW117]

reference to TF2 expiration I see XD

[@christiansilvermoon]

behold the princess of asshunting....nah just kidding, I have no idea who that is

[@MidNight8181]

Glaze, Y u make sooo good music?

[@sharke76]

Nice Pony Creator icon :3

[@CravitionHDx]

I like your mane :D

[@MidNight8181]

Best mane ^^

[@michaelblasko6232]

Sunny Chaser no its toasters when she was a filly in Mrs Cherilees class

[@MidNight8181]

What in Equestria are you talking about?

[@LostBetAisle1]

420 Glaze It.

[@awesomedude567492]

OMFG YOUR HERE.

[@shshsahahsb3660]

Snoop dogg.

[@ferris4344]

Da ass tho

[@jonasbrm]

Hail satan!

[@ineedtodeletemyaccount7378]

*dis thread* ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )

[@GatoPaint]

cool! *booty intensifies*

[@TinyDrPhil]

Almost 4 years and still one of the best songs I've ever heard come out of this community.

[@charliebarkin100]

Man hearing the beginning of this song I felt like crying, I'm so happy to be listening to all these songs again. Love ya, Glaze

[@arthas640]

i love lsitening to brony classics like Woodentoaster, ibringdalulz, The Living Tombstone, Assertive Fluttershy, and Vylet Poiny every so often.

[@dreptile]

been 2 years and nobody knows the lyrics

[@adalwin1875]

"anditsallgonnawearmedig, imsogonnabearrengemedig, anditsallgonnawearmedig, imsogonnabearrengemedig" there

[@dreptile]

+ha ha ha thank

[@adalwin1875]

Shiny do you think it's accurate?

[@dreptile]

ha ha ha looks accurate to me

[@Ytero99]

I thought it was something about "I'm talking" and "Beat".

[@Maltanx]

We miss you glaze! Hope you are well!

[@BasedGhostman]

Damn you glaze!, luring us here with a pony butt thumbnail!!

[@Flyingpies1]

Horsebutts are very alluring.

[@youraverageplotsniffer5955]

Broderick Very much so. Especially this one ☝️🍑

[@NoviTheProvi]

I'm gone for 3 months.....And this is what the Brony Community welcomes me back with? xD I feel at home again.

[@randominspector7366]

Just like before crazy sh%%&% going on no?

[@ItsMapleTTV]

welcome home, the cider is in the fridge.

[@NoviTheProvi]

Sam Nickum Yay! CIDER!

[@ItsMapleTTV]

***** since you were away everything has gone to complete shit. .... cider is still good tho.

[@NoviTheProvi]

Sam Nickum xD Yeah. I heard Jan got taken down.

[@andrush0041]

when this had come out i was 14 years old and i liked it, now its 2020, six years later this still gives me that good vibe like back then.. this beat is UNBEATABLE! and i like it!

[@daintyimp]

still going strong in 2022 for me lol we're 22 now

[@Klaus_Klavier]

HOLY SH1T GLAZE is BACK, man we thought you left us, it's good to see you making music again! Pony related or not, I'm glad to see it! Props for the Basshunter reference

[@SnepSquad]

Sounds like it's saying "I'd soak in oil every day, I soak in oil for your friends to pay." That's probably not the real lyrics, but I love to think of it that way.

[@lulz6682]

Now I sing it with those lyrics, since I have no idea of the real ones. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[@Mitzi-chan224]

it does sound like that xD

[@professorbland]

Is this the dawn of ClopStep?

[@fuzzyfailure2691]

"Asshunter" is a play on "basshunter" who set the challenge to make a song with the samples they provided; atleast that's what I think...

[@OfficialCR2036]

Levi Sivrup Yes, you're right.

[@MrCreeperDash]

I think so, my fellow good sir

[@minsuga2821]

MrCreeperDash i luv ur channel icon c:

[@MrCreeperDash]

thanks, it's also my steam icon, but I changed my steam name for a week to "Shrek is love, Shrek is Life :D"

[@bahamutzero4903]

Still one of my favs, I'll never forget this song for some reason

[@AlexCoppertone]

I LOVE THIS SONG!

[@TheMithridates]

That turned out quite shapely, err i mean, You sure wrapped that one up tight, firm... Whatever, well done - Cant wait for more!

[@youraverageplotsniffer5955]

Mithridate Best comment on here

[@TheRavenir]

Glad to see you're still among the living, Glaze. Still, are you ever going to do something similar to Beyond Her Garden and Avast Fluttershy's Ass again? I really like those songs' music style.

[@speedyquill1120]

Those two couldn't be more different in style though. Don't know why you would pair them as the same style. However I would enjoy if he mad another pony voice acted remixed song just like she's a pony, avast fluttershy's ass and pinkie's lie. :)

[@TeHPHoBoS999]

I absolutely love the music, but I'm not a huge fan of the vocal stuff. Aside from that, this song is a definite 11/10.

[@CynicismOrDie]

If you people read the goddamn description once in your lives, you'd notice that Glaze made this song for a contest held by BASSHUNTER. Which is why the title involves the word (B)ASSHUNTER. This song has nothing to do with clopping, Glaze just used the title (and the pic for that matter) to be a smartflank.

[@Maltanx]

I am still here, listening to this masterpiece from time to time

[@motomd19]

i came for the horse butt stayed for the music

[@amoniousbt1110]

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[@jakesauter3708]

+motomd19 I came for the horse butt multiple times.

[@motomd19]

+Jake Sauter Top kek

[@pantsupirateold5625]

I literally "came"

[@attarvovin]

+motomd19 I want to kill myself

[@ThePeppyLemonade]

I was listening to one of my hipster bands (The Hush Sound) and turned the audio off, forgetting to pause youtube. I come back to the tab a few hours later and this is what it's playing. Very funny, youtube.

[@rangergmd1501]

This is why I like mlp, the plots. U am I right? /)?

[@digiking101]

(\

[@dennisjohnson7963]

EXACTLY!!!

[@jankleinpferd]

Eyup (\

[@jaceflynn1454]

Rainbow factory was kinda sick and twisted but it is still good this just isn't anything like rainbow factory

[@youraverageplotsniffer5955]

Thicc juicy ones like these, for certain! (\

[@marekcarlisle2700]

The voice is my favorite part. It sounds off but it fits in so perfect.

[@Flynt_McColt]

I figured KZbin was just being cruel with a glitch when I saw Glaze's name, but then it was him! Made my day(that, and the Equestria games of course).

[@6-dpegasus425]

Been looking for this song for 6 years since hearing it on Aurry's stream and finally i found it. Didnt expect the name but still xD Main thing I could remember was a bit in the middle, and very end

[@JKdakey]

WHO'S AURRY..?! HOW DID YOU FIND THIS SONG..?! MORE INFORMATION I'm so sorry ,, is that sometimes I get very excited ..

[@awoken19]

@@JKdakeyAurry is probably referred to Aurelleah. Makes great orchestral stuff, check him out

[@6-dpegasus425]

@@JKdakey Aurelleah! pony artist/musician streamer that was my main entry to the fandom also i had forgotten this song a second time and found it again just now haha the melody will always be in my head

[@Vintodrimmer]

Well, that was an unexpected entry in my subscriptions. However I did expect something like that to appear sooner or later. Anyway, nice to hear from you again!

[@RedDragonLRD]

I saw the title and I was like 0_0

[@carterkohler1439]

Same

[@ShadowsTaken]

You were like 0_0, and you still clicked?

[@magmion5324]

Well who wouldn't click?

[@RedDragonLRD]

Cipher Well it's Glaze, how could I not? :P

[@Fluttershy_Florrensie]

Nice @ss

[@tedective4427]

I wonder how many other people closed that annotation at the start...

[@tomjackal5708]

Everyone

[@skittlezskribblez6051]

Tom Jackal Why doesn't anypony want a "Toasty Shirt." XD Still can't get over the fact that he named them "Toasty" Shirts.

[@alicewong5865]

I wonder how many other people skipped the song in a playlist initially because of the title XD

[@cringyshithere7492]

I think Pokehidden is one. You know Pokehidden

[@cringyshithere7492]

In one of my animations I didn't get to upload he's (my fan-made charecters Sonic the pony) best friend

[@jdog16498]

happy 10 year anniversary!!!!

[@Ne0nV0id]

KOCHAM TO!!!NAJLEPSZA NUTA JAKA JEST NA TWOIM KANALE GLAZE!!!!UWIELBIAM TO I CIEBIE!

[@SeriusXayC]

Чем больше слушаю тем больше нравится.

[@quetzal6733]

О. да..

[@tamixnifedov6124]

Роман Бондар согласен

[@bogdanvolkov6139]

это точно)

[@atn9576]

Даа...

[@glazydaily7274]

yeah! I realy love it!

[@pinkiepie3379]

Killing

[@6Trys]

XD

[@pinkiepie3379]

Pinkie pie well hiya lol

[@nicolebello]

One of the best songs of the album

[@snugglesworthy3090]

Afther coming back for a long time hearing this song still amazing

[@sharewaredog]

i had actively avoided listening to this song for over 4 years out of principle. i'm all for a little plot here and there, but a song seemingly based entirely around it seemed a little bit much. then, it showed up on spotify, and, i gotta say, i'm really sad that i missed out on this gem for all that time. it's not bad at all!

[@TheRealUnanan]

Absolutely the same thing with me and hopefully this notification will remind you of this song if you've forgotten

[@Proud_Knight]

Never judge an album purely by its cover

[@kimchiiisconfuzzled2217]

I love your music woodentoaster!♥️

[@london25678]

Pretty pleased to see you haven't stoped making music. Never lose it.

[@brandonhector4512]

I love this song, one of my personal favorites from this guy.

[@lopaui90]

Glaze, why?

[@WoodenToaster]

I ain't missing out on a chance to make a pun on Basshunter's name, and in the end it was one of the winners, I won Basshunter's contest with a track called Asshunter, what a feat.

[@lopaui90]

Wow. P.S I love your work especially with the Rainbow factory song and Nightmare Night song and this song

[@lopaui90]

WoodenToaster *DOWNLOADING NOW*

[@lopaui90]

WoodenToaster soundcloud.com/lopaui90/im-an-asshunter-gimme-that-booty-improved IDK if you like it

[@curtis4994]

Why not ;)

[@willvale8625]

Dat flank

[@adamata64]

This song makes my booty move.

[@Mitzi-chan224]

i ain't talking over every beat, i'm soaking in the arrangement beat.

[@Toble_Miner]

I just realized that the colors of Galzes OCs mane perfectly match the colors you can see in Audiosurf whilst riding this song. I love it.

[@SunnyWave69]

Dat title. Dat picture. Dat song. 10/10

[@lemonlimeeyeliner7905]

I’ve been listening to this song for 3 hours and doing nothing else

[@youraverageplotsniffer5955]

LemonLimeEyeliner Ye I remember my first time listening to this work of art

[@СергейИгумнов-э1э]

Шикарно вышло, по моему мнению!

[@atn9576]

SJLanCaster Вот это человек!

[@Опасныйовощ]

Полностью согласна!

[@AimzOff]

Oh yeah! Bout damn time! Glad to have you back Glaze!

[@anthonym.8607]

he never really left he was just kinda busy, he's graduating highschool in like 15 days.

[@TheLydeOctave]

anthony monize he's 23 lol

[@TheMightyKawama]

Sweet! Glad to see you're back in business GLAZE!

[@adachi8902]

Good old glaze You can always count on him

[@SmokeyAshesMusic]

How the fack do you make so awesome music.

[@discokossan]

magic

[@SmokeyAshesMusic]

Digital_Rocket The magic of friendship. *that sounded really gay*

[@KyuubiZyn]

Audio Stratus's Music Channel But a happy kind of gay ;P

[@SmokeyAshesMusic]

Ihf24 I guess so lol

[@userasfsdgagergjkerg]

WoodenToaster, you know that you are very popular among Russian? I'm Russian. Russian love you! =)

[@JohnCena-us2pg]

KZbin makes world international

[@igniswhite2245]

не ты один его любишь

[@igniswhite2245]

JAMez hm... you seriously -_-

[@JohnCena-us2pg]

Kirill Cekund what i'm from korea

[@igniswhite2245]

Hm you seriosly i'm not know -_-

[@rainshotgamer]

OMG you didnt stop posting This just made my day love your music glaze :)

[@Muzzled]

Every time I think you pulled a notacleverpony, here you are again. May ye never die.

[@StellaBorneWatches]

Creeping from the shadows, Asshunter?

[@NatsukiEnjoyer]

I love this! You are so amazing! /)

[@sirvarrox9754]

Oh yeah, that's true :D

[@rangergmd1501]

Love it for the plots (\!

[@spaceman323d]

Like the music. Good job :D /) BROHOOVE

[@xXPCBetaXx]

brohoof* (\

[@Zhroomy]

xXPCBetaXx - "Share The Friendship!" Brohoof /)

[@Hatred1414]

SirenDarkmane /)O3O(\ Brohoof! /)/)/)/)/)/)/)/)/)/)/)/)

[@LaMarmotteMaudite]

Wooden i love you your song is just épic ! Ou Je taime tes chansons son juste énorme ! .

[@kiwiofnazarick6455]

Mais... Tu es partout x)

[@LaMarmotteMaudite]

x) oui ! partout .... partout même dans ton esprit

[@kiwiofnazarick6455]

***** haha dans mon esprit... tu serais pas en assez bon étas psychologique pour écrir ce message ^^

[@runningwithscizorz]

Je ne parle pas français.

[@kiwiofnazarick6455]

runningwithscizorz moi non plus

[@JackinatorMGMusicAndGameplay22]

WoodenToaster is back! Horray!

[@samueliwalker]

I honestly have no words for how epic

[@fredrichfernando6798]

**sees video picture** **scrolls down immediately** think about baseball think about baseball think about baseball think about baseball **accidentally scrolls up** GOD DAMN IT THINK ABOUT BASEBALL DAMN IT THINK ABOUT BASEBALL

[@pantsupirateold5625]

..Im thinking about something else.. >w>

[@TwisttheBotSlayer]

Give into the horse butt. Don't be afraid.

[@tezzatrex]

"I'm soaking away with pee. I am soaking everything with pee" I cant hear anything else.

[@ald.773]

What are the actual lyrics??? Where are they from???

[@greatestraver]

alright toaster, this is awesome. well done

[@DawnNamine]

Heyo raver

[@greatestraver]

hey man

[@DawnNamine]

its been a while since ive seen you on

[@greatestraver]

yeah. ive been just a bit busy with a few things

[@soop2688]

Wow what a beautiful song to come back to after several years 😭😭😭😭😭

[@brandonhector4512]

for something from scratch and quick, it's really good. a personal favorite.

[@GatoPaint]

ah yes music for cracking fl studio (?

[@SpinScissor]

dang right

[@uniunicron]

Friend: Wow, I like this music! What's it called? Me: ...

[@Haunter994]

I wanna know what he's saying @ 1:20

[@madeleinebirke3075]

Me to!

[@ziywilliams]

This song is stuck in my head.

[@McImTheBear]

this one goes out to everyone who remembers this from the brony days, what a time it was! GG

[@Saint_Sullivan]

Let's make the Cuil a unit of measurement. One cuil = One level of abstraction away from the reality of the situation Example: You ask me for a hamburger. 1 Cuil: if you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. 2 Cuils: If you asked me for a hambuger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a pactiee of a hamburger rests on the ground. 3 Cuils: You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in in sepia. 4 Cuils: Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe. 5 Cuils: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily . Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A picle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the the hamburger to your lips. Tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am awake with the start in your own bed. Your eye twiches in- voluntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. 6 Cuils: You ask me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across the variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. A crack echoes through the universe in the defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from the randomness to a perfect Atate flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in the perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. You stumble under the weight of everythingness, Your mouth only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge, rolls along the ground and collides with a small dog. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is reestablished, you blink back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for me to hand you a hamburger as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular small dog is fed steak for the rest of its natural life. You die in a freak accident momenys later, and your soul works at the returns desk for the Pheonux library. You disapprove. Your disapproval, sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small child begins to cry as he walks toward the stairway where his father stands.Let's make the Cuil a unit of measurement. One cuil = One level of abstraction away from the reality of the situation Example: You ask me for a hamburger. 1 Cuil: if you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. 2 Cuils: If you asked me for a hambuger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a pactiee of a hamburger rests on the ground. 3 Cuils: You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in in sepia. 4 Cuils: Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe. 5 Cuils: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily . Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A picle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the the hamburger to your lips. Tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am awake with the start in your own bed. Your eye twiches in- voluntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. 6 Cuils: You ask me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across the variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. A crack echoes through the universe in the defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from the randomness to a perfect Atate flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in the perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. You stumble under the weight of everythingness, Your mouth only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge, rolls along the ground and collides with a small dog. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is reestablished, you blink back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for me to hand you a hamburger as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular small dog is fed steak for the rest of its natural life. You die in a freak accident momenys later, and your soul works at the returns desk for the Pheonux library. You disapprove. Your disapproval, sends ripples through the inter-dimensional voiLet's make the Cuil a unit of measurement. SOMEONE NEEDED THINE CUIL THEORY> Cloppers everywhere

[@skullkid9741]

What if you have negative Cuils? Would it go something like -1 Cuil: This entire wall of text never existed, we are all figments of imagination from a pony that's really obsessed with humans and that is really the truth behind our reality?

[@BlkDragonian]

skullkid9741 think that would be like 5 cuils -1 cuil would be something along the lines of: I ask for a hamburger and you go into the kitchen and make me one in extreme detail and then give it back to where I give an even more detailed description of the hamburgers taste, texture, smell, and overall edibility.

[@BlkDragonian]

Fire__Wolf -2 cuil is theoretical

[@Saint_Sullivan]

-3 Cuil would mean we'd all never exist. Right now were probably all Hamburgers or a Pony. -4 Cuils would be where god never existed. The universe never existed. The multiverse never existed. Where Adam and Eve never at the apple from the forbidden tree.

[@JordanHB77]

This guy was fucking dedicated to that comment.

[@belaktetragonian9713]

Saw title. WTF. Saw pic. Da fuq. Listened. Awesome.

[@1Notten]

You know what I'm wondering, he says He's one of the 5 winners, but... he has the most favorites, comments, and views compared to the rest of submissions. Can't tell if he actually won, soundcloud's kinda weirded up right now (Because the two guys on top of Glaze's/WoodenToaster's submission have less favs and views than him). So... if he didn't win 1st, he should've, if he did, Bravo, you deserve it! (This feels awkward...)

[@WoodenToaster]

1Notten They're just ordered by time of upload

[@1Notten]

WoodenToaster Ah, makes sense, gets a bit comfusing, eh?

[@alestiersgaming]

+WoodenToaster. good musc keep up the good work

[@bluetonics-thehusky2581]

the best song ever wy havent you ben making more????

[@youraverageplotsniffer5955]

Perhaps some day he'll surprise us with some new content. Though it'll be difficult for him to beat this

[@IPhoenixstar]

Wouh Glaze...you're back!!

[@RainbowStrike20]

I can't look away O///O

[@nexus0129]

Lol you're not the only one

[@TwisttheBotSlayer]

Rainbow Strike it’s good booty

[@DeadmanKira98]

> It's been two years.....WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[@StrongJoshua]

Dat title...

[@Saristana]

Fire Emblem ♥ So much nostalgia.

[@thaecrasis]

I am assploding from joy with you making a new song

[@steveistar6558]

this song is so good, i dont know how to start. i could listen to this song all day

[@Dredrabit069]

Join the asshunt!!!

[@jankleinpferd]

i watch it for the plot

[@Goldenblade14]

Why can I see this on VVVVVV 2? (V12?)

[@rhainbowrhailien]

I'm glad you're back, Glaze!! ^_^

[@traciearmstrong485]

I'm laughing anf giggling. This is like the best thing to come ever

[@Disenfox]

Listening it in 2019

[@fluttershyfillensthy-theme8722]

Классная работа

[@noremac09]

Сперва мне эта жопа кобылки не нравилась, а ПОСЛЕ КАК ЗАШЛА В ДУШУ, АХАХАХ))))) годный саунд)))))

[@BaileyCharlesworth]

This is a complete amazing song! So proud of you! Please carry on making music!

[@FishFace3000x3]

Now, this was just a challenge using some exact tunes and sounds. I would like to hear this song with the sounds you would have liked to use. The song is great, but i bet it could get even better :) Good job Wood