glee out of context (season 3)

[@_bananzaa6676]

The fact that Sam was a stripper during highschool and it wasn’t the wildest part of this show says a lot

[@RollerFoxx]

Or y'know, that his mom believed he had to wear glitter to work at DQ

[@gay4vivi294]

this show is so fcking cray

[@borednerd5767]

Tbh it’s one of the tamest parts even

[@samelizabeth2591]

I JUST CAME TO COMMENT THIS 💀

[@swiftlylovestruck]

ian gallagher tease

[@mothersuperior2673]

"I'm going to fake an epileptic seizure." "You're not epileptic." "That's why I'm faking it." That shouldn't be as funny as it is

[@larajames9524]

Elle The Animator It’s funny because it’s Geoff Goldblum

[@greyyy9]

Elle The Animator this is the second time that I've seen your username on one of these Glee videos. I like your first name.

[@mothersuperior2673]

@@greyyy9 thanks :D

[@scootscoot3874]

The delivery was 10/10

[@geniehossain3738]

One of the few actually funny jokes during the entire run of the show

[@maruorbit]

“I wanna get married... now” “I have gym” bro I can’t with this show

[@Wendy-je9zf]

Luci middle school relationships

[@strawberryhades1850]

Luci this is my favorite lines in the whole show

[@bluuebye1991]

Honestly one of the best lines ever

[@sevyrshahmaran]

Major Vine energy

[@ri-bk2ht]

“Excuse me from gym all year or I’ll drain your spicy curry blood”

[@lolapesqueira7197]

the fact that sam was a 17y/o stripper and wasnt a big deal but when rachel and finn kissed in the middle of the nationals people almost kill themselves says a lot of this show

[@thegrimsleeper7312]

Lola Pesqueira LMFAOOO

[@lolapesqueira7197]

@@anerror.occurred you're right lol i got confused cuz nationals is nacionales in spanish and i mix them together

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

Mariame Jawara he was a junior so unless he got held back, he was 16-17

[@jadelacascade7471]

Unicorn Barfing rainbows the probabilty of him being held back is high tho

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

Jade La cascade ya, it is.

[@valentination6199]

''I can't be racist william, as i am 1/16 native american'' when i tell u i CHOCKED

[@RianeBane]

Still more Native American than Elizabeth Warren

[@amityislandchum]

Choked*

[@fruitygarlic3601]

People really be out here, acting like that, though.

[@KaLL_Sally]

Cregingtonhissfam I WISHHHH a they had done a full episode of everyone switching bodies, it would’ve been amazing.

[@lanakat]

FR AHHAHAA

[@geekwithglasses2897]

All of glee is like if someone took a bunch of vines and stuck them together with subplots about gay teenagers and show choir

[@Nina-sh1zs]

OMG yes 😂😂😂

[@daniscott4253]

I have never heard anything more true in my life

[@macattack423]

Yep and it won a few emmys for those gay vine compilations 🙌

[@scarletttetetetwtdttsfasfs6376]

It is also about “dO wHaT tO tAlk aBouT oR sING aBoUt iT?”

[@alismall8585]

That’s the most accurate thing anyone has ever put on the internet.

[@creativeusername8742]

Honestly, even in context Brittany's lines make literally no sense. And I love that with all my heart

[@lindseycassella3015]

So true

[@thatone6913]

Glee is simultaneously the best and worst show ever ur name is so true omg

[@emayy4444]

Fun fact: Heather Morris improvised most of them

[@isabella.pl_00]

Brittany is like me... inside very clever, but her sense of humor likes hide it

[@sadiebrubaker3486]

@@thatone6913 in

[@tadabae]

I FORGOT JEFF GOLDBLUM WAS RACHEL'S DAD SKSJKS

[@ExplosiveBasket]

that was so weird

[@crashvds777]

I remember laughing nonstop when I saw that

[@Omojuze41]

to be honest, considering how Rachel turned out, it makes total sense.

[@haydenrodriguez4670]

Bruh me too 😂😂😂

[@phil6748]

Benas ikr

[@haileygrimmius9451]

“Does anybody know what the capital of Ohio is? Britney” “O” “Do you even know who the president is?” “Will.i.am”

[@isiabet8049]

Top comments with no replies are depressing

[@homestuck_official]

Oh my god I thought she was saying "Well, I am" skfkskxnskfkdi

[@Vichum]

@@homestuck_official thats the joke, bcs she was president at that moment 😂😂😂

[@efeccn]

it is brittany lmao

[@paulacoriasco1777]

actually, she wasn't wrong 😂

[@Itisybitsyteacup]

“Of course because you’re a vegan, which I remember because we know each other so well....”

[@xxanabananaxx]

Penguin love 594 I can't with Finn 😂

[@limeminun6042]

More sparkling cider?

[@stephstruggles]

I lost it 😂😂

[@charlottebyers2631]

Penguin love 594 you’re*

[@bluuebye1991]

The best line

[@sparrow8571]

Finn: "Who told you? Kurt?" Rachel: "No!-" Kurt just nonchalantly walking by: "Yes." this kills me every time

[@slaydawg27]

What episode was that?? For some reason I cant find it

[@sparrow8571]

@@slaydawg27 its season 3 episode 9, I think. It's the Christmas episode. :)

[@chim8933]

Rachel: *gasp*

[@annikalowery3050]

SPARROW I rewatched that scene about 8 times before I watched the rest of the episode

[@teddyeatspudding]

@@annikalowery3050 same omg i rewatch it a lot

[@honkytonky7043]

"A baby? WiTh WhOs VaGiNa?!!"

[@evl952]

Sleepless_Shiba kills me everytime

[@morgane.n]

THAT'S THE BEST LINE 😭😭😂😂KSKSSKJ I'm dying

[@eunice4835]

i’m gonna tell my kids that this was high school musical

[@djuannalester4743]

eunice BRO I CHOKED

[@annikalowery3050]

Well it’s better than high school musical

[@applegrabberenthusiast]

Annika Lowery ikr

[@shadowshinobi8546]

This whole show was on crack. And I loved every second of it

[@whatsthisthen9271]

I always say: Glee is so weird and strange, that it is funny and good again (Idk if it even makes sense, in German it does haha)

[@Awesomelikethesong]

Crack like the house Sunshine got sent to

[@rebecca8525]

There were some parts that I didn’t like (such as the episode with the school shooter, or how the writers turned Mr. Schuester into a creep in the later seasons, or really almost ALL of the last three seasons) but I absolutely loved the first three seasons.

[@fc7777fc]

Glee is the only show where having both Jeff Goldblum and Nene Leaks as guest stars seemed normal

[@ropper08]

And Helen Mirren as Becky's inner voice.

[@jaclynnc.8728]

And Idina Menzel

[@sybyss2256]

And gwyneth Paltrow, John stamos, Britney Spears, Whoopi Goldberg, Kristen chenoweth, Kate Hudson, Sarah Jessica Parker, Adam lambert, Demi lovato and those were all recurring characters not just one time (besides Britney)

[@ropper08]

Also Joss Whedon as director.

[@leaha888]

kristen chenowith

[@shootingstarbit]

“I wanna get married... now.” “I have gym...” “No-“

[@patriciamerinolopez9545]

the comment your profile pic i needed this thank u jsjsksks

[@raindownchoas]

My favorite line from Finn

[@heidiheartsu100]

"you said you considered homeless people urban campers" I can not with this show lollllll

[@ellagrace4919]

“i thought we agreed that the things we did wrong list was hurting more than helping” “my christmas list” “oh”

[@meganm5398]

“Since your family packed their bags, loaded them in your mouth, and skipped town” OMG

[@gay4vivi294]

Megan M HAHAHAHAHAHAHQHWHAHA

[@Lucy-mb8ux]

Megan M *trouty mouth..... guppy faceeeee*

[@lalalalalalwlla]

@@Lucy-mb8ux Is that how people's lips look where you come from in the south?

[@aiuramikoto4635]

i memorized that entire speech and it took me a day, i'm putting this on my college resume and no one can stop me

[@aiuramikoto4635]

Vedran Iljazović grouper mouth... froggy liiiips

[@ruledbyvenusss]

i feel like not enough people appreciate the pure crackhead energy that this show had because they’ve shrugged it off as a ‘stupid musical show’

[@crumblyairship]

glee is the definition of the satirical gay agenda

[@ruledbyvenusss]

strawberry flavored clouds and that’s what i love about it

[@silasx4685]

I never watched Glee because of exact this reason...i regret notvwatching it before 2020

[@ruledbyvenusss]

@@silasx4685 better late then never !

[@codenate02]

"Who told you? Kurt?" "What, no!" "Yes" "*gasp*"

[@bfesproductions]

Which episode was this

[@zoharamitai8719]

The chrismas one

[@tahminahabeeb175]

I love Rachel’s gasp it’s so cute and funny

[@angelh8603]

“Do you eat a whole chicken everyday?” “I eat a whole chicken at every meal”

[@alicekillander1223]

“You see I had my eggs frozen in the 70s” “They didn’t even have that technology then?” “I know, I did it myself” Wtf is this show I can’t

[@lexihall7383]

And she kept them in a meat locker

[@jadah.8081]

Kurt: “why are you being so weird and serious?” Also Kurt: “our periods don’t come till the end of the month”.....

[@zariamena1127]

that scene killed me when I first saw that episode and still does to this day.

[@saberfaber3203]

Why does every piece of dialogue in glee sound like it's from Bad Lip Reading

[@borednerd5767]

Phoenix Studios that’s so accurate wth

[@aliyahyoung7729]

Mata mia, tamita tamata, locatmata ~sugar

[@Len-is5ff]

OH MY GOD IT DOES

[@GTA5Player1]

What the heck is a Bad Lip Reading?

[@ivyeorii]

GTA5Player1 a youtube channel where they do funny voiceovers that match with the mouth movements of the actors of famous movies,, worth a watch its pretty funny :)

[@jupitertheplanet.]

“Why does mine say drink ‘till she’s cute?” iconic

[@mckaylamurphy5336]

That line is so funny

[@indi5294]

Glee is bad in the way Riverdale wants to be

[@ChaoticMushy]

so Glee is good?

[@solfeldman1326]

@@ChaoticMushy yeah maybe Archie comics was exist before Glee but the concept of the show Riverdale (not 100% of the time you know it is) and but I love both

[@solfeldman1326]

plus I have a thought in Tina dream sequence kurt is Finn does that mean that Tina had a crush on Kurt so.......😵

[@ChaoticMushy]

@@solfeldman1326 no it was a fever dream where they all switch places, it means nothing really.

[@solfeldman1326]

@@ChaoticMushy maybe who knows (I'm not telling you that you wrong but I thought of that once and honestly it's sound kind of makes sense)

[@xiaxiyan6158]

The fact that I remember nearly all of Sue’s lines but forgot the fact that Sam was a stripper basically sums up my Glee phase.

[@ryukomatoi3540]

my son can’t read and you want him to SING AND DANCE?! *UAUUGGHHHHH*

[@timothytlhapane9353]

“No Chang do, I’m no rice queen” I’m dead 😂😂

[@tahminahabeeb175]

This reminds me of tiny saying the soup had CHICKEN FEET

[@bittersweetdarlings9716]

“I’m sorry are you talking to me right now? Because I can’t tell if you’re talking to me if you don’t point your finger!”

[@ruetuesdayxx4409]

Still iconic

[@laurac5260]

“You’re like a modern day tiny Tim!” “...” “Oh.. I’m sorry. Tiny Tim could walk.” OHMYGOD

[@tamaralevi6076]

but like, barely

[@jacobelmahir7608]

"You smell like craigslist" is STILL one of the funniest lines I've ever heard and I've fully stolen that and used it before

[@Wendy-je9zf]

so we just gon ignore the performance of “La Cucaracha” huh?

[@federicapiottoli6922]

We are all trying our best to do so, and it's hard, trust me

[@ivettejz0108]

Yes, cause it's traumatic

[@Ducktective-]

That was awful

[@mariflordelcongo727]

As a Spanish person, the cucaracha does not smoke weed. Jajajaja

[@HarmonyLaskoCoolChicVids14]

I'm surprised "I taped it to my underboob!" didn't make it on here

[@an8meluver202]

I dont think that episode was in season 3.

[@KaLL_Sally]

An8me Luver it was in the Micheal Jackson episode 3x11 ‘Micheal’

[@bridgetestrada7449]

@@KaLL_Sally ya

[@lilahgrah]

Most iconic glee cover was in that episode

[@gnol89]

@@lilahgrah smooth criminal?

[@user-do4ws9bm7j]

“you cant do this with your brother” *kisses him* “not unless you live in kentucky”

[@Allinite7]

I didn’t realize he said that until I rewatched that episode a few days ago I laughed SO HARD LIKE ??? WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THAT

[@jeronimselles7840]

what episode?

[@ax3l9794]

@@jeronimselles7840 3x05 "the first time" i think

[@lindssss194]

“ i want to get married...now” “ i have gym.” “no-“ has the same energy as “what’s worse than a rapist?” “a child” “no-“

[@annikanal03]

Lindsay April I wish you could share comments 😩 This is so accurate thing I’ve ever read

[@beachboysswiftie]

IT DOES 😭😭

[@marimonai198]

I actually quote "that's why they invented masturbation" on everyday basis, iconic line

[@wallowee8619]

“and thats when I said to Justin Timberlake, thats not eggnog” OMG IM SCREAMING

[@timothytlhapane9353]

Maci Someone I don’t get it🙈

[@toastarkat]

"-that's.. why they invented masturbation."

[@mariomolinaorbea2180]

"I said Leroy, this guy sold us the wrong lube! That's why the rubber is squicking, that's why it feels so weird when we start going really fast" I CAN'T

[@lisatomeby4102]

Im not gonna lie i forgot Sam was a stripper and that says alot about glee

[@magicallyella7740]

I started season 3 two weeks ago and I already forgot.

[@notme7563]

@@magicallyella7740 I started season 3 Tuesday and it’s now Saturday and just started season 4 and the only reason I remembered be as a stripper because Sue mentioned it and he took his shirt of…

[@taichifujisaki6695]

They really just let Becky run wild out in that school, huh? My god, Becky.

[@Allinite7]

Taichi Fujisaki oh my god it’s the real Taichi Fujisaki, I love you and your son

[@rwnflk8233]

I mean she has 2 things protection her 1.her handicap 2. Sue And on of those is something you dont wanne mess with

[@sarahkerlin]

The 'La Cucaracha' number gets me every time.

[@conianr]

"we pretty much sing to gay people all the time" that's me sknsks

[@Julie-cm5pb]

This is how my brain feels like when I talk to humans

[@dodot91700]

this show is absolute chaos. perfect representation of high school.

[@judahcatherine]

Roz Washington and Sebastian Smythe are the best things about this season and you can't change my mind

[@lovelyfrancesquita6603]

Judah Neese Matt bohmer

[@CutieMoli]

"I wanna get married, now" "But I have Gym."

[@ColoxrI]

"Brittany, lock the door" "I don't know how to do that."

[@graciea.3896]

"i ordered 18 little people." "wait- little people?" I CANT

[@Hanananah137]

Its time to fight fire with the flaming flames of additional flaming gay fire - sue Sylvester a legend

[@rebeccadeese5875]

“I haven’t seen a smile that big since a claymation abominable snowman got his teeth pulled by that little gay elf dentist” I can’t-

[@eviedavidson3469]

beckybeckybecky that’s an anTIQUE

[@kendalledwards6898]

I WAS ROBBED, COACH

[@gipicolo7184]

2:36 first time my Brad smiled GOD IM SO HAPPY RN

[@theboochluv]

“you smell like craigslist”

[@ebsii0687]

The episode when they all switched XD. I DIEEED. Will pretending to be Sue is gold.

[@jxxxhn]

DAMN I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THESE GLEE COMPILATIONS, THANKS SIS

[@bonniebeckman6273]

3:02 I never noticed the “HELP THE KIDS” until now 😂😂

[@taylorplatt2596]

5:01 Santanas Best Line. Whole Show no cap 6:08 LMAOO I JUST GOT THAT FINN WAS SO LOWKEY STUPID 6:53 YES RORY YES LOL

[@blairer07813]

Brittany: “and metal sparks in your face is how you get freckles-“ Blaine and anyone who isn’t a gleek watching any of these glee out of context videos: “Is this even legal?”

[@charlottep4222]

“You’re like a modern day Tiny Tim.” *shocked look* “Oh, I’m sorry.” ........ “Tiny Tim could walk.”

[@_zoeeee]

💀💀💀

[@wcnclairs]

"If someone posted a picture like that of me online, I'd probably kill myself." "Twice... To be sure I was dead..." Rory is one of my moods... Periodt. But also I love this one, and it deserves more attention as well. "What are the rules?" "𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗗𝗜𝗘"

[@dragonstarseed23]

I hate how I know the EXACT context for all of these scenes 😂😂😂

[@adjutorai9427]

Kurt's comments to Sebastian will always make me hyperventilate with laughter 3:24 9:12 9:39

[@annikanal03]

Adjútora I the craigslist one is my fav

[@moletomlistrado]

What's craigslist?

[@rtpcr3969]

Please more, this brings me more happiness than a cute country gay wedding.

[@rebecca8525]

Which totally sounds like it could be a line in Glee

[@cindyjenkins1553]

when sue threw mercedes' phone and then they showed brad in the back bahahaha

[@pcsmush]

Casual racism. God I didn't notice this when I watched it the first time lol

[@Moonstreamfeline]

right? THERE'S SO MUCH OF IT

[@wr17ful]

I agree, but I do feel that most of the joke is that "they shouldn't be saying what they're saying" rather than them saying it. But that definitely does not excuse it

[@jenniferhiemstra5228]

Shelbie Rose That. The thing, many shows use that style of writing to make the point that it shouldn’t be said, so it’s framed as satirical humor. Which is fine, because some shows will do this earnestly with NO concept of its racist tones at all. The Glee writers absolutely knew what they were doing in the best way.

[@crumblyairship]

they always managed to make it hilarious, even if they did cross the line A LITTLE

[@songbird6414]

The worst part was the biphobia. They at least call out the casual racism occasionally.

[@LiveManga37]

the more i watch these the more i relate to Sue

[@sararapotata]

They are having a food fight and Brittany here just... dancing

[@aaronwesley286]

"I am that amazing cloud." How I wake up every morning, too.

[@ashleyw.4025]

LOL I LOVE WILL'S CONFESSION FOLLOWED IMMEDIATELY BY THE "HELP THE KIDS" POSTER LOLOLOLOLOL

[@federicapiottoli6922]

The fact they focused on Artie when the lyrics are "ya no puede caminar" had me SCREAMING

[@bobotrone]

xDDD

[@심로라]

How I didn’t even laugh until “what are you looking at jar jar binks” and now I can’t stop

[@tahlia8817]

Unpopular opinion: Sugar was one of the most underrated characters and probably funnier than about 80% of the main group.

[@josestears1042]

Forget Sue, Brittany is the best 🤣

[@Allinite7]

I love her so much

[@oceanalee1286]

“...or whatever Tina Blowin-Wang just had.” SEBASTIAN KILLS ME

[@annag1740]

"Why does mine say Drink Till She's Cute" "Screw this I'm getting a whole cheesecake" Kurt and Blaine are the best

[@patricia.sews.sometimes]

4:59 "Why's that T rex eatin the Jew?"This is the greatest scene in all of Glee.

[@Talialialiah]

"what are you looking at jar jar binks" I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT

[@meg136]

The whole tina-rachel swap should be in here

[@Poopydoopysxoopy]

I can’t stop laughing MY SON CANT READ BUT YOU WANT HIM TO SING AND DANCE

[@johnhelton9533]

My wife and I really enjoy these. You are doing a great job!

[@Allinite7]

You don’t know how happy this comment makes me, thank you so much!♡♡♡

[@gretr.2986]

Let's just agree, glee was basically just a bunch of vines put together, and that's exactly why I love it lol

[@FrenkTheJoy]

I think this show would be much more beloved if they'd kept it as a musical comedy and left out the crinkly-faced Rachel drama.

[@AlliaT-pe6us]

Did you know the guy who plays Kurt originally auditioned to play Artie but he didn’t fit the role but they liked him so much they wrote him in his own character... but just imagine there was no Kurt no Kurt=Blaine not leaving Dalton Academy= No Sebastian Smythe= a big piece of the show missing so thank God they added Kurt in 😊

[@rebecca8525]

There would have been no Blaine!

[@liaarakal2130]

hot take: glee is about as funny as the office

[@Allinite7]

I’ve never seen the office but I agree

[@quinnbenz987]

i’d say it’s even funnier than the office

[@Xoxo0xx0]

but will never be as good

[@lydiaschultz86]

glee has absolutely no right to be as funny as it is

[@Ami-ws1rs]

Depends which season but yes alot of jokes are on the same level

[@shyfrog3731]

I love how almost every character in the show was both a minority and offensive towards minorities. It was such a chaotic formula.

[@valeriechandler2988]

"Brittany lock the door" "ok but I don't know how to do that" one of the best lines 6:06

[@emilyk6166]

“My parents are ginger supremacists.” Bro I- did I really watch this whole show without realizing all the writers were completely stoned?

[@ybianca]

I totally forgot Jeff Goldblum was in this oh my god

[@greyyy9]

"So, I planted the pot in your locker and blackmailed you into joining the Glee club"

[@gabrielamolina8709]

"What is that animal that you appear to be so noisely enjoing" LMAO

[@tiffanywalder7117]

“screw this im getting a whole cheesecake” I felt that

[@luciamack]

“i wanna get married now” “i have gym” is forever the funniest thing i’ve ever heard😭 i screamed when i watched that

[@geniehossain3738]

Wow, JewFro really was the absolute worst. He was more of a bully than the jock bullies.

[@yeetusdeleetus650]

Genie Hossain screw it I’m calling him JewFro from now on.

[@aydenbaca1432]

9:03 bruh idk why but when she is dancing with zero care in the world in the middle of chaos is so hilarious to me

[@Jeswingify]

These brightened my day lmao ty so much for making them!

[@Allinite7]

Reading nice comments brightens my day so it’s all worth it the end!♡

[@ruledbyvenusss]

*MY SON CAN’T READ* *AND YOU WANT HIM TO SING AND DANCE??!?!?*

[@garrymoore-eroomyrrag]

Sue described Pride Month best: "It's time to fight fire with the flaming flames of additional flaming gay fire."

[@cosette9594]

"Well you know what doesn't have an expiration date, voters? MY RAGE"