Glee - Celibacy club 1x02

[@aubreerubalcada4285]

Finn said I joined the celibacy club to get in Quinn's pants the CELIBACY CLUB REALLY😂😂

[@pearlclassic3972]

Aubree Rubalcada the irony is real

[@briisawhoreheckyeah7706]

I hate Quinn

[@marleee.2174]

I know XD

[@ariree3216]

@@kpopggfan2524 shes one because of the actions she made in season 1. She cheated on finn and got pregnant and lied to finn saying hes the father (which it turned out to be Puck) then in season 2 she cheated on Sam (with puck or finn I forgot) then in season 3 she got back together with finn just to win prom queen

[@kpopggfan2524]

@@ariree3216 whores get paid to have sex. Also, did you all miss the fact that Puck got Quinn drunk to have sex with her? That was rape.

[@laetif4467]

Still don't understand how Santana, Puck and Brittany are in this club 😅

[@Twicejiahui]

maybe cos satana and quinn are into celibacy but brittany isn't. she probably joined bcos her friends do too

[@Xoxo0xx0]

JH Foo santana? celibacy? NO LOL. Have you seen the show?

[@Twicejiahui]

nope haha

[@AventuraLuver]

They are supposed to be 15 year olds

[@thomasloic9316]

@@AventuraLuver really not 16..? My life Jason been a liar

[@amandaljohnson]

I feel like a terrible person for laughing so hard at Carol's reaction to Finn running into the mailman. But damn it I keep rewatching it knowing that I'm going to do it anyway.

[@SnowdropWood]

"OHMYGODYOUKILLEDHIM, WHATAREYOUGONNADO?!?!"

[@sunnirobertson4316]

Did he actually kill the mailman?

[@mchjsosde]

No he survived lol

[@scentsiclestylings4443]

'haha drivin's fun'

[@maureen_nyc1327]

Omg knowing Santana and Brittany are gay makes this 100x funnier to watch

[@watercolor1040]

Maureen_16 Brittany is bi, but yeah, I crack up every time😂😂😂

[@VideosOfRandomContext]

Honestly Santana being lesbian doesn’t rlly make any sense. She did show some form of sexual attraction for men in earlier seasons, particularly with Carl 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@caoimhekelly9192]

@@VideosOfRandomContext she was also in the closet tho

[@VideosOfRandomContext]

@@caoimhekelly9192 That doesn’t change the fact that she showed sexual attraction for guys...just wish the writers addressed that because it doesn’t make sense.

[@caoimhekelly9192]

@@VideosOfRandomContext yeah but in riverdale they did the same

[@andreamovi6780]

"Driving is fun" Omg still hilarious to this day😂

[@phoebsterthegreat42]

Andrea Movilla YES 😂😭

[@kawaiipotato2505]

Finn sounds so innocent and happy saying that line... and then he kills someone. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

[@julz3tt3]

Yes 😂😅😅😅

[@pedrosm0459]

AH OH MY GOD YOU KILLED HIM

[@briisawhoreheckyeah7706]

I hate Quinn this scene made me hate her more!!!

[@kickthebaby420]

“It’s all about the teasing and not about the pleasing.” - Cheerios, 2009

[@Flipblazer91]

Back it up like a dump truck baby

[@andreadh7913]

Iconic quote we all needed to hear

[@lifeisbitvlover171]

And people don't see the gay in Quinn. She's the president of the club, she invented the quote

[@gameplayezssoiinnychgier300]

Lmao

[@gameplayezssoiinnychgier300]

@@Flipblazer91 lmao

[@stephanieka23]

"Rachel whats her name" 😂

[@khulanerdenemunkh9686]

She says "Rachel-what's-her-name" . it's an insult, meaning no one knows her.

[@stephanieka23]

Khulan erdenemunkh I know

[@amyclarke41]

silly cows then 10 g 😣

[@briisawhoreheckyeah7706]

That made me laugh

[@Spicytamale02]

@@khulanerdenemunkh9686 that’s literally what she said...

[@sophiestanton3770]

How did Fins balloon pop before Pucks with what he was doing lamo

[@caseyb7139]

😂

[@DeadpoolGames19]

I legit thought it was theirs

[@brittana4491]

Hey was growing a tree I believe

[@WWAHP]

@@brittana4491 LOL

[@ashleyroemer640]

I’ve always wondered that 💀

[@juliahochderffer6839]

For some reason I love how Rachel says " where are all the boys?" Then the way Quinn says "down the hall."

[@gameplayezssoiinnychgier300]

Same lol

[@nimeshsingh4943]

Her thirstiness just comes across with every word. Lea Michele is a comedic treasure

[@realovrencic3934]

"God bless the perv that invented these" OMG i cracked

[@Hollyluvgummybears]

fetus Quinn is goals

[@inllanasworld7895]

LOL! Puck and Santana though ! hahaha !

[@shirleespino908]

In Llana's World frr thoo she all stop it he all take it 😂😂

[@cfrench61995]

Not as amusing now that he was charged with child pornography. He kinda killed it

[@isabelhoch3713]

Tbh I honestly felt so bad for Santana during that scene bc of her closeted sexuality

[@briisawhoreheckyeah7706]

And Brittany too, because she's confused about her sexuality

[@7ccs350]

@@cfrench61995 why do you mention that. Hes not mark. It's puck a glee character.

[@phoebsterthegreat42]

I love how Finn's teeth look like baby teeth 😂💟

[@erincleary7389]

Lol 😂

[@famousfuture7427]

Phobe Stewert did you have to comment that

[@camrynkodgis1491]

bkcatch I mean it really shouldn’t be hurting anyone and she wasn’t being negative about the fact. She clearly stated that she loves how they look.

[@briisawhoreheckyeah7706]

I know its adorable!

[@kingemoji4482]

Puck and Santana XD "Ohh yyeahrrr" "Stop it!"

[@lulubreadddo]

brittana wasnt even a thing at this point so brittany checking out santana at 0:56 is purely heather just checking out naya 😭

[@clauudia323]

Brittana was always there from the start, I love it

[@teiancegules7050]

@@clauudia323 nope, she even said “ me and heather character sleeping together was for a joke “ but then people started loving gay Santana so they made her gay.

[@teiancegules7050]

not only Brittany, Quinn was checking her out to lol

[@graysang5386]

@@teiancegules7050 the whole trio are gay lol

[@scarlightsun]

It was the first time they met in studio

[@HJ-ju4ui]

''its all about the teasing and not about the pleasing'' XDD

[@sisi4929]

0:58 brittany biting her lips seeing santana 🔥

[@paulam.1845]

Omg i noticed that too!

[@smileyface702]

I know omg she wants Santana so bad. And meanwhile Santana is grossed out by Puck hahaha

[@briisawhoreheckyeah7706]

I'm grossed out by Kathy Griffin

[@clauudia323]

Brittana was always there lmao

[@ironice7016]

1:00 "Back it up like a dump truck baby!" LMFAO actually the whole power motto thing was funny

[@isabellaedrington7958]

the fact that santana says stop as puck is saying take it made me uncomfortable

[@agenttheater5]

me too - I mean granted she sounded more annoyed then scared or uncomfortable but the point is she said "stop it" and he ignored her. Coming back to scenes like this has made it hard for me to like him or at any point feel sorry for him when I rewatch this show after a few years.....he's actually kind of disgusting......and it makes me think about how when we see the scene when he and Quinn hooked up she actually stopped kissing him and said "I can't do this" and he said "yes you can, here have another wine cooler". Does it even count as consent if he had to talk her into it because she gave two reasons why she couldn't do it and he kept arguing them down rather than stopping them, and he was giving her alcohol to get her to have sex with him.

[@graysang5386]

everything about mark sailing is uncomfortable

[@musicaltheatergeek79]

Jesus! You radical feminists just see sexual assault in anything a man does/says. Santana was annoyed and telling Puck to stop (swerving his hips) because she was afraid he was going to pop their balloon. If you didn't realize, they were having a contest to see who could keep their balloon from popping while slow dancing. Notice how irate Quinn got when Finn accidentally popped theirs.

[@thejay3804]

Yeah that sounded more like Naya reacting to Mark's inappropriate behavior.

[@Bubaiel]

@@musicaltheatergeek79 😒

[@April-fs7fw]

Back it up like a dump truck baby . Kills me everytime

[@chronicallyonline945]

Say what you want about Rachel being annoying and self-centered (etc...) but in this scene, she frickin rocked! When she was saying that highschool celibacy doesn't work and it's a better idea to have cpntraception and that "girls want it just as much" in my head I was like "YASS GIRL!!!!!! PREACH!!!!!!" lol

[@Redstar24_]

Best Rachel berry scene!

[@girlofthex]

Yeah I actually liked Berry in this scene.

[@s00-x2h]

*Barry

[@MichaelaLily]

"Is that accurate?" JACOB FML 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sla9432]

This is one of the best and most sincere Rachel scenes on the show. No drama, no annoying bragging, just facts delivered in a perfect way.

[@Isabella-bk5lc]

“DRIVING IS FUN!” *crashes car* “ If the balloon pops it makes the angels cry.” BEST TWO LINES OF THIS VIDEO 😂

[@itsbliss877]

Yeah I know Rachel was annoy in the beginning but she is 100% right about what she said to bad quinn had to learn the hard way though

[@agenttheater5]

plus this scene also reflected that flashback - here Puck keeps grinding against Santana through the balloon even though she's saying 'Puck stop it!' (granted it did look like it was mostly out of annoyance) and then we find out he swooped in on Quinn when she was feeling emotionally vulnerable and deliberately pursued his best friends girlfriend giving her alcohol (I know it was wine coolers so it's supposed to be. joke but it's still alcohol) and when she said "I can't do this" and pushed him away he said "Yes you can, here, have another wine cooler". Puck keeps doing things that make me uncomfortable.

[@irondragonmaiden]

I mean, that's basically why Quinn has a fascinating character arc: she has to unlearn all of the toxic behavior and thinking patterns her PERFORMATIVE religious parents (as in, they care more about how they are perceived than about the religion or faith) put in her head via all of the trauma that she went through. If anything, it's very telling that in the celibacy club she and the other members do things that have to do with how much they can get away with sexy thoughts and sexual encounters without breaking the "rules." Again, this is something they learned at home and the things in the celibacy club are their subconscious ways of being sexual without actually having sex. Again, say what you will about her, but Quinn DID legitimately think that contraception wasn't a good thing and even her encounter with Puck happened because she was triggered into feeling fat (not helped with her parents letting her as a preteen get a nose job at least rather than tell her she was beautiful as it) and so got drunk off cheap wine. It wasn't a stone cold sober decision, it was a culmination of the problems at home making her drink in order to self-medicate.

[@sophiehoskins5642]

I honestly prefer her in the beginning because we didn’t just ignore her awful behaviour

[@cassiekerr3057]

Santana really did not like puck grinding 😂😆

[@katimagines]

Lea is pretty, BUT DIANNA IS A GODDESS THAT THIS WORLD IS NOT WORTHY OF

[@bugheadxriverdaleandioop9810]

Chiara Farmer IKR

[@briisawhoreheckyeah7706]

I like lea Michele better

[@ellajackson4272]

@@lemonade507 she looks beautiful with the ponytail

[@Quinn5hudson]

I know I am

[@pandahtoemateo3321]

They are both beautiful.

[@lillianna9967]

0:55 Brittany's lipbite though haha

[@mayasaadah8838]

Whatever23020743 lol

[@RK-ep8qy]

Whatever23020743 brittana from the beginning!!

[@briisawhoreheckyeah7706]

Brittnay is so in love with Santana!

[@h.9848]

This whole part was hilarious 😂

[@tankimthang4134]

The mailman scene cracks me up everytime.

[@Lori-xt2lf]

Finn’s eyes are opened to Rachel for the first time here. Way to go Rachel.

[@gameplayezssoiinnychgier300]

She knew what she was doing

[@A4annav]

"Drivings fun'😂😂😂😂

[@thechemist4163]

“OMG omg you killed him omg what are you going to do” I’m literally dying she is like taking it all on Finn and I’m dead

[@shorfan]

This show was so golden xD

[@oneworldstudios8646]

The guy that was paired with Rachel's words at the beginning is the reason we aren't allowed to show our shoulders in school. 0:32

[@natsukikuga435]

"God bless the perv who invented this" really now, Quinn?

[@jessicaescalante6386]

This scene is hilarious

[@thepiggylord]

Finn:"Somebody once told me..." Me:"SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME". I'll leave now

[@loverstan69]

Amyy Randazzle Wattpad 🙏🏻

[@purplexninjamom]

Rachel being sexier than Quinn, DAYUM 2:44 FINN ALMOST GOING FOR IT AT THAT VERY SECOND^^

[@lifeisbitvlover171]

"God thank the perv that invented these! Remember the power motto, girls

[@gameplayezssoiinnychgier300]

Lmao

[@gameplayezssoiinnychgier300]

She is so gae

[@cfrench61995]

Don’t you dare mention the c word- finds out she’s pregnant 2 episodes later

[@agenttheater5]

didn't he say that he had protection but was actually lying?

[@agenttheater5]

@Coco_Butter yeah - kind of hard to forgive the writers for never realising what they'd written or not calling it out. And we did sort of see it here in that hilarious balloon bit, when he was grinding into Santana saying "Yeah, take it" even when she was saying "Ow! Puck stop it!". Granted Sanatana seemed more annoyed than anything else at it but still, when you remember that Quinn had said "I can't do this" and Puck replied "Yes you can, here, have another wine cooler." I know wine coolers are generally a joke but still......I just feel uncomfortable now

[@ashleyfordham-harper4807]

​@agenttheater5 it's only hard to forgive Ryan Murphy!!!

[@Caprizonica]

1:52 Rachel's posture is so funny 😂 She used to be so funny in season 1 then she became so pretensious.

[@kavitagracenelson8670]

i love this scene XD

[@kavitagracenelson8670]

Zach Kabia To keep them an appropriate distance apart.

[@kavitagracenelson8670]

Zach Kabia Well, look at Puck.

[@April-fs7fw]

I mean he was with Santana can you Blame him

[@mayahjali]

@@April-fs7fw true I just realized that Santana and puck were dating when he got Quinn pregnant cause a few episodes later I think Santana broke up with him cause his credit score I don’t remember exactly but ig she didn’t care

[@meganamato354]

I love puck in this scene so much

[@daisycook2366]

For sexually assaulting Santana?

[@capucine9791]

Cinco de mayo 😂

[@hollymylett8251]

Puck and santana😂😂

[@jakamaulana8263]

"Rachel, what's your name?" 😂

[@joanember18379]

"Rachel what's *_her_* name."

[@lokasennax3097]

And yet she got pregnant.......

[@agronstay]

Because Puck lied about using a condom and she was drunk and insecure.

[@spacedustandplanets7901]

Chloe1210 no she said “do you hand protection” and he said “trust me”

[@CaptainChapin]

@@agronstay LOL excuses

[@genesis7142]

@@agronstay fake

[@agenttheater5]

@@genesis7142 no he said 'trust me' when she asked and then in season 3 he boasted to Finn about how he's never used protection.

[@midnight_rainparis]

that poor mailman 😂😂😂😂

[@maurafaith8795]

Puck, oh my god 😂😂 how did the balloon not pop, though?

[@s00-x2h]

well when you script it well enough you can have puck's balloon blow up last if you want it so

[@agenttheater5]

why is no-one paying attention to the fact that Santana actually said "stop it" and he kept going?

[@georgeliapes8365]

agenttheater5 there was no actual contact thanks to the balloon

[@agenttheater5]

@@georgeliapes8365 She still was annoyed by what he was doing at least

[@thomasthegoatofsatan2754]

@@agenttheater5 He kept giving Quinn alcohol when she didn't want to sleep with him initially, so it's certainly on brand for him

[@laxchamps2011]

i like santana

[@realemmcee]

Santana: "Hi, do you know Brittany?" Dude at 0:27: "Cheerios Brittany?" *Santana nods* "Yeah, we had sex."

[@lolabuns9753]

lol! so funny!!!! anyone else notice puck sniffing his fingers. Gross! this was when glee was at its best

[@pogodziej]

Glee never got as funny as this ever since season 3.

[@NigelsPad]

YOU KILLED HIM WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO!? best mother response

[@addisonschwan942]

2:14 WTF PUCK 😂

[@agenttheater5]

I know, I mean she said "stop it"

[@crazykad813]

Omg i died laughing when he hit the mailman lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Maria-rj9ys]

"its all about the teasing and none about the pleasing" thats my life motto actually i hate making men happy LMAAAAAO

[@chocolateyava]

0:58 Brittany, I see you

[@itsjustsara7694]

"Whenever I grind ,Cinco de Mayo" - Jacob Ben Israel 2009🤣🤣😂😂

[@earth6993]

“ Rachel what's your name ” Iconic

[@chaiyan9656]

Lea’s Spring Awakening role has prepared Rachel for this moment

[@alviekenshlybien2171]

"Rachel what's your name?" Seriously?!😂

[@vonvonnie1785]

2:15 was puck on a chair cause there is physical way he could have been able to do that!!!

[@oommuhh]

I remember watching this when I was like 11 and not understanding any of the references...man😂

[@laxchamps2011]

finn and Rachel to it together

[@Asaciadaone]

Driving's Fun! Kills a person

[@rosemenon]

*BACK IT UP LIKE A DUMP TRUCK BABYYY*

[@samsticka]

Quinn had a strong disdain for Rachel the first few episodes.

[@nataliewallace829]

That 2 guys both were cracking me up they both were giving it a high-fives

[@tthomas2348]

That was the guy who played the small giant in wizards of Waverly place😂😂

[@Jack-pk1px]

"Rachel what's your name ?😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sodapop-gi4bu]

This was the old and original glee that I LOVED season 1 was the funniest and most relatable season 2 was fine too but then it got reallyyyyyyyyyyy cheesy my god cheesy I still watched it but to me the first season was irreplaceable

[@charminsi]

Mike also finally got juicy lines

[@watercolor1040]

I agree that season 1 is the best, but Blaine isn't there

[@briisawhoreheckyeah7706]

Hi!

[@randomthings7719]

My favourite line! "GOD bless the prev that invented This!" 💓💓

[@avesta5390]

Is that accurate??? - Jacob Ben Israel 😂

[@egyptiangold5091]

omg pucktana scene lol 2:14

[@kevkpatt]

Back it up like a dump truck baby santana is so ratchet

[@justtraonna8374]

😂😂😂

[@jasminnvv]

we loved it tho 😭😭

[@kevkpatt]

only fuentezzy so did i loved when santana got ratchet mercedes to

[@jessicacarter9988]

Watching this episode in 2023 thinking this is crazy but we got some good iconic lines from it

[@jaydaspindle5849]

"Is that accurate"😂

[@smyraawilsonn266]

Who said “back it up like a dump truck baby”?😂😂

[@kylahhyche565]

Santana

[@mialarsson4972]

Oh my God, Jacob has me dying with laughter! 😂

[@melthompson128]

*If The Balloon Pops It Makes The Angels Cry* 😂

[@blobblob3650]

Glee in season 3 with David Karfosky glee makes it really sad and serious but throughout the entire show they make jokes about suiciding

[@kjxnz]

I miss these episodes

[@HNAms1]

That guy between Puck and Jacob is cute

[@gameplayezssoiinnychgier300]

The noise makes the angels cry🤣wtf does that even mean Quinn???😂😂

[@maureen_nyc1327]

Early glee😭😂

[@felicitysmoakandwillgraham6453]

"remember. If the balloon pops, the noise makes the angels cry"

[@williamjohnsonjr.1272]

0:50 Puck need to go back to health class.

[@hannahvance3798]

love this

[@danielgarcialopez447]

When santana was showing off, Look at Britts face.

[@vedamahadan2124]

"Rachael what's her name" 😆

[@queenelizabeth8145]

*BACK IT UP LIKE A DUMP TRUCK BABY*

[@MS-kt8vl]

PUCK!!😂😂

[@sydneycarroll327]

This is literally Spring Awakening

[@sevandaloaf6895]

THE C WORD IM CRYING AHHHHH

[@raquela.3483]

Season 1 and 2 are the best

[@agenttheater5]

Someone once started a Glee fan fiction where the twin gods Apollo and Artemis had to go to school there for half a year because of something they'd done, but they never finished it. All I can see now apart from Apollo dating more girls than Puck and making the jocks who try to bully him for either stealing "their" girls or for singing in Glee club look ridiculous, is Artemis taking over the celibacy club and completely reshaping it....and breaking the nose of any guy who tries to do anything like that to her. And also kicking the butts of the cheerleaders who try to make fun of her. She'd be fitter than all of them anyway.

[@agenttheater5]

and then I want Nemesis to come to the school as a correctional officer or something like that....this school is just full of swollen heads, and she'd definitely see herself as the pin needed to burst them.

[@nerea2193]

season 1 was wild