Markiplier gaming like a Man Baby for almost 24 minutes AGAIN!!

[@SketchUT]

Mark: digs straight down Me angrily: *Mark Edward Fischbach.*

[@justalonelysquid129]

EXACTLY THE NERVE

[@unnamedfox2744]

*MAF HOW DARE YOU*

[@devyl3057]

I dig straight down all the time

[@catsby_art2043]

Momento Mori my friend

[@horatiu3098]

MARK IPLIER EDWARD FISCHBACH

[@KynG5]

Lixian is just if ">:D" could edit videos.

[@ScootterBoo]

I don’t know why but this is the only thing I know to be true.

[@lucifersweetdevil-jonesy993]

Correction, it's ">:^3c"

[@honourbohls7392]

Why is that so accurate

[@mikah8397]

i hate this comment because it doesn't make sense and it does

[@vampirejelly8589]

@@lucifersweetdevil-jonesy993 no

[@bridgettealtizer1401]

Honestly the thing that makes me the most uncomfortable is that fact that his diamonds are ALWAYS in his inventory.

[@Novaheim]

The anxiety is on max.

[@kayquinn9439]

I'm still annoyed and anxious about them you never put them in a chest

[@liamsmerlnop7348]

7:05

[@amandatison764]

Same, my ANXIETY

[@souad3686]

@@kayquinn9439 huh why not!!?

[@xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941]

3:55-4:00 Zombie Pigman: *falls to his doom* Mark: *"pARdon-?"*

[@lapislazuli06]

Omg, loved that part! 😂

[@moiralawrence1500]

aaaaaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@pancakeperson8905]

oh wow we watched the same video

[@virtue8087]

"And here lies a stupid squid that couldn't learn how to water" Mark 2020

[@JakeEvans3_]

That's my favorite quote of his by far, it's so good lol

[@cxsmicflower]

I need the timestamp rn 😭😭

[@coexorcist]

@@cxsmicflower 9:15

[@chrissimmons9743]

Nah, Mark 2020 is ":::clears throat::: f**k"

[@millybeaton1724]

(playing minecraft) Mark: *kills cows* Ethan: *helps cows* Felix: *puts cow in boat*

[@whimzy3256]

Haha 69 likes

[@sammygecko_]

Feel like I’ve been all three. The moral implications of Minecraft have me very conflicted

[@kayquinn9439]

Jack: overcrowded pens

[@Mamsy_Wamsy]

Boffy: *puts like 50 of them in a 2x2 hole and abuses them*

[@amandatison764]

Ikr

[@violet8870]

This game seems to really make his adhd more prominent. Example: sees cow and starts breaking wood under him to drop down and get it without damage. Then sees steaveling villager, forgets about cow and jumps off wood tower taking damage

[@Velvet_yGoodness]

He made an enchantment table before he made a house🤣

[@stinkynoodles8312]

A real gamer

[@NateSchulte]

I’m guilty of that, too. I’ll live in a hole in the mountains for months until I actually start making an actual house

[@amandatison764]

Yeah, I didn’t realize that! 🤣

[@zombieasparagus6021]

@@NateSchulte dwarf home is best home

[@bandiddums]

I would've done that too lol. I'm too insecure about my building skills that everytime I want to build a house I'll eventually abandon it and the entire world

[@freshybean3358]

"I'm going to make a horse-- Mine-" -Mark Edward Fischbach.

[@creamcheness1115]

When mark went “cows and sheepies and horsies and they will be mine” I felt that.

[@unspeakable_reese1775]

-Everyone felt that. 😌

[@dubliumm]

me when I pass a field with at least one (1) animal in it

[@vee5316]

Who knew someone could be a man baby and a himbo at the same time!

[@caffeinatedfan3927]

Multitasking

[@emm._.]

Mark digging straight down raises so much anxiety within me that I don't even think I'm 70% water anymore... I feel more like 80% Anxiety 10% Water 10% bones

[@way2dead4u]

10% bones would be an excellant band name

[@aedaniammx7559]

I could help you make that 8% bones if you want

[@sunsetspectre1868]

@@way2dead4u it would

[@mistertwister2000]

Mark: Angrily rants about not being content with a hole in the ground Also Mark: *Builds himself a fucking casket to sleep in*

[@Junipaws]

There was a zombie just vibing on the lava 9:35

[@NexusKirin]

Bruh how

[@santaboy4818]

His beginning to believe

[@kayquinn9439]

When I saw that I'm like what the heck is zombies just standing on lava, and then I wondered how Mark didn't notice that

[@karmasleep2125]

eef: says anything mark: 19:41

[@screenedat0m]

Even better: 3:10

[@jamesbaron8387]

"It can't be because im stupid" feels like the motto of this playthrough

[@SithArbiter1157]

Mark: Why can't I remember how to make anything? Me: Because you were *drunk* when you used to play this.

[@riversong4997]

Also because they never actually did anything, they just yelled at Zombie to do it for them XD

[@makaylat.7005]

he is the only man who could make watching minecraft stressful

[@thecaretaker2718]

Ah yes, I know when I want to domesticate an animal I run as fast as I can to it waving a piece of cooked meat screaming "I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND"

[@Wolfie54545]

“Hello everybody my name was markiplier.”

[@Snukkuri]

The whole series is literally seeing into a persons mind when playing minecraft for the first time with no knowledge

[@fletcherandjunk2246]

Markiplier: I am a Gunyus. 3:37 talking about killing pigmen in the nether thinking they’ll drop leather. Me: ah yes. Gunyus. Totally 🙃

[@abisexualwholikesfrogs3157]

Gunis*

[@prometheanrebel3838]

Junyus*

[@flaretheragegamer8451]

@Kayotime i'm half convinced mark would be physically unable to play modded, solely because he'd just be more confused than he already is.

[@midnight_lily]

I thought the same with the world's quietest let's play 😂 but there's actually already 5 videos so it would be no. 6

[@raven_the_demon]

It would be so awesome, if he made another one of these. Him talking quietly is just music to the ears 👌🏻

[@mayochupenjoyer]

Big round of applause for Lixian and his jUnYuS:👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@pascqls]

I just watched two scary Unus Annus videos, so hope I feel better!

[@heckin_peebs]

Ive been there. hope the spoops go away

[@ashloomis6017]

....there are scary unus annus videos?

[@AutofailTV]

Which ones..? I don’t think any of them are scary. Maybe disturbing.

[@heckin_peebs]

@@AutofailTV the ghost one where they try to summon BM. Its very unsettling if you watch it at night by yourself

[@pascqls]

@@AutofailTV and I get spooked very very easily, so when they read scary stories, and real ones, I got scared

[@TheFacelessStoryMaker]

My favorite part is him returning and seeing the sugarcane hasn't grown. Mark: "I was gone for so many days and you haven't even *GRROOOOOWWWNNN* Sugarcane: *one grows by one* Mark: "Thank you I'm almost insulted..."

[@WiFiDown37811]

Mark: "i realized something about this enchanting table" Me: "uh huh" Mark: "you didn't tell me about it, I just remembered it!" Me: "sure" Mark: "I realized that if you have more bookshelves, the enchanting table gets better at enchanting!" Me: *starts sobbing*

[@websboo]

wait so he was wrong? 😭

[@WiFiDown37811]

@@websboo he wasn't wrong but the fact that it took him so long to figure out was the painful part. Plus, yknow, obviously more bookshelves means more enchantments lmao

[@jwatts94]

@@WiFiDown37811 OBVIOUSLY

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

@@WiFiDown37811 “obviously” Yes I’m sure you never googled anything when playing Minecraft, much less the bookshelf stuff

[@arrrnora]

@@WiFiDown37811 obValoSy

[@malkshayke]

I dont know why but "make peacth" SENT ME

[@imsimple379]

Every time I hear someone say "This is what it's like, to go even further beyond." All I can hear is All Might yelling _"PLUS ULTRA!!!"_

[@bluerasbun]

the way this is the biggest mood

[@marksmann1850]

He was quoting Goku when he went Super Saiyan 3 but y'know...

[@misfitdragonintheskyandsta6296]

This whole time I was listening to this video, I kept thinking “Mark, are you drunk?” XD

[@undergirl04]

The sad part is, is that he's not drunk and this is normal

[@just_spencer6179]

OK MARK, HERE ARE 15 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT DIG YOUR HOUSE TO *B E D R O C K* 1) It will take forever 2) You will need to remake a bunch of tools 3) Your materials will be all the way back at the top and it will take a while to go back and forth 4) If your materials are at the top, and you run out of ladders, how will you get back up? 5) What if you accidentally fall into the hole that your house is in when walking on land 6) During the process of digging the hole, you could die from lava coming out of nowhere. 7) As Lixian said, "You're gonna leave your 3 square house and fall into a hole" 8) Mobs can fall in the hole and get stuck down there which is annoying 9) When going to hunt, or garden, you will have to travel all the way back up to the surface and if you forget something, you have to travel all the way back 10) It just makes no sense in general 11) There are multiple ways to die while making and/or living there 12) What if a raid comes (because you live near a village) and falls in the hole and you have no safe way to escape 13) If you start to dig straight down, you do not know what is beneath you 14) You cannot build a garden down there due to no sunlight !5) And if you get a pet how will they get down there without dying THERE, *MARK*

[@sectorzisnumbuhone]

Well done! 😂👏

[@happysentences9721]

For 9, make a water elevator. For 14, I believe torches are sufficient I think? For 15, pets can teleport.

[@GracefullyHigh]

When the weapons maker in Skyrim tells you their life story: 3:20 - 3:29

[@GracefullyHigh]

@@gamerbudgie3392 i-

[@loladiana_rose]

It stinks that it has to be kid friendly

[@GlitterPartyTime]

Yeah but in a way, its kinda hilarious when lixian puts in a equally disturbing word when he curses 🤣

[@juulia.6]

the caveman/ man baby side of mark comes out when he plays minecraft ✨

[@NightQueen01]

Mark is concerned with living underground, but is not concerned with literal fire on his doorstep. Not certain about those priorities big man. I also loved that at the end, when he found the diamonds, he looked around as if to say, are you guys seeing this. The problem with that is he's all alone.

[@its_ya_ma]

4:06 so I can watch mark say “MoOO”

[@secretterces3793]

Thank you for this compilation, it made me laugh a lot and it made me actually want to watch the Minecraft letsplays (I’m primarily a horror game fan)!

[@connorcornwall1404]

Bet you watched mark Darkwood playthrough

[@secretterces3793]

Connor Cornwall Well, sorta. I’m still watching through it because it’s slow-paced and I am too impatient for these games but I also want to know what’s going on, so... yeah, still in progress with that one

[@connorcornwall1404]

@@secretterces3793 you wont regret it,Mark+Horror=Funny yet scary

[@reharm_reality]

Mark's horror vids are the best, he's so loud

[@flamingandgaming1692]

could u tell me where i can watch his minecraft letsplays

[@zee27160]

Poor Lixian is traumatized

[@Ichengo42]

8:34 this speech makes me wonder how Mark would view me if we interacted in Minecraft, how innocent he is and how "burn everything with no regrets" I am

[@jenniflower6569]

"Hey there's my home! It's on fire! I forgot I was near a living portal to hell-"

[@eilidhknowles7016]

The misspelling of again 👌🏽

[@jenniflower6569]

Cow go moo Mark go moW

[@sadiraboggs4003]

BYGONS BE BYGONS, MAYBE I SHOULD JUST MAKE PEATH

[@de.mona.grunge3267]

watching him place the blocks in mid air is giving me heavy 🌟anxiety🌟 4:39

[@piplupcola]

Lixian channeling his full blown ( ' U ' )

[@fluffydogboo1335]

its remarkable that Lixian is still editing videos after all the minecraft bullshit alone

[@virtualvivi]

21:10 Mark really should just do ASMR, I'd watch the frick outta that

[@Randomoddpeanut]

Mark is remembering

[@sweetpea2604]

11:30 Lixian blink twice if your being held against your will

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

21:15 mark threatening an enchanting table

[@A_Daydreamers_world]

😂

[@magnus8361]

This is a masterpiece above all masterpieces

[@Lucien_06]

0:02 "AGIAN" x)

[@brannonhedden]

I just love "I don't know how to makr magic... but we're gonna make magic." Literally 2 seconds later, "and now how you make magic is with an enchanting table!"

[@Sly-Moose]

Lixian's editing just makes it so much better 😂

[@megaspoon7072]

Mark is a comedy *JuNyUs*

[@SeenAGreatLight]

I was drinking ginger ale when I hit 4:06. Oh what a fool I was. Curse you, Lixian.

[@taco7334]

Title should be: Markiplier being a man baby in minecraft for 24 minutes

[@alycat1073]

I don't know if cause I'm tired or what but 10:17 gets me every time. 😂 I keep repeating it over and over.

[@mrskenobi67764]

20:28 just realized his Minecraft horse looks very similar to his Red Dead Redemption 2 horse Schwompl 😭

[@k1tt3ns34]

Mark just digging down had my heart going its just a bad idea to dig down most of the time it ends you in a lava pit

[@ilikeboats0812]

Mark be like when he sees diamond "Ohhh oh OHHH!!"

[@antiroseandriteegaming]

The clip of Mark digging straight down, imagine him trying that with Minecraft 1.19, That would be so hallarious, especially if he digs into a large cavern

[@Sarah_McMenomy]

Mark: Thinks about hitting a Zombie Pigman Me: So, he has a death wish. Have fun!

[@ChantelleDubois]

When he gave that speech it actually almost brought me to tears😭🙏, it was VERY well spoken and sounded like it was straight from a movie😭

[@allurahayes2044]

this vid saved me from a panic attack. thank u youtube user glitter party time.

[@princessofhmv3647]

Lixian is all of our thoughts when watching Marks videos

[@HESHRocketWarhead]

21:00 "World's quietest let's play 3?" Uhhh, this would actually be the 6th episode of the World's Quietest Let's Play. If I recall correctly, anyway.

[@laurajacobs1310]

“Leather?? Leather??? Where’s a PIG.”

[@raymondisaac9739]

9:17 so just normal mark

[@shad3revo111]

Mark initials spell MEF which sounds like Meth.

[@hotpockethumorDL]

16:38 other people hearing it: rock music me hearing it: *GrayStillPlays*

[@typofrick]

This is the best thing that exists I love these compilations

[@bluebunanimates6590]

Mark: I'm beginning to get a lot more intelligent. Me: *FIRST OF ALL, you don't even have a separate room with bookshelves for the enchanting table-* Edit: never mind he realized

[@jeremyrobinson4630]

"And here lies a stupid squid."

[@claranadine1086]

Lixians editing gets better every video XD

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

Mark plays with my level of stupidity, but _significantly_ less caution.

[@bondgaming0001]

I never watched mark play minecraft before, so seeing him living in a dirt hut with an enchanting table and enchanted diamond pickaxe and then go outside to see shit on fire has made me so utterly flabbergasted. Edit: every way he plays minecraft leaves me shocked and appalled. The digging straight down. The design of his home. The fucking sugar cane in the water.

[@Tlyerthehomo]

Mark: saying an inspirational speech about new beginnings lixian: *visible portuguese confusion*

[@_catulus]

In a hole in the ground, there lived a Markiplier.

[@FÆCHIE]

When Markiplier digs straight down for a quick risk. Us: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@bellaa8663]

didn’t even realize this wasn’t a mark vid omg

[@erinbathie-moore8478]

I was giggling the entirety of this video from the redonculous hilarity that is Mark

[@kyrakaur2001]

4:00 😂😂

[@kyrakaur2001]

19:51 the drama with his lights😂😂

[@ellarose4459]

"LeAtHeRrR" leaves for leather "WHERES A GOSHDARN PIG"

[@indecisive-bird]

gawd damn 1:35 why is that me

[@meganmckinley5680]

I have never felt more represented and more horrified at the same time watching a playthrough

[@KingKrops]

19:55 room for tuber sim

[@SnowMexican96]

However short and non productive this series was, it was gold from start to finish

[@kiwivskiwi3636]

The thing is, minecraft isn't that difficult for the mode he's playing, but he makes it harder for himself and that gives me 20 points of physic damage

[@luna065]

lixian is portuguese? lol it's awesome to see someone from here (portugal) getting somewhere

[@itsyogurlcookie5729]

12:16 Markiplier: CELEBRATION!! Lixian: *blows into a party horn* Markiplier: Thank you, I am now holding that against you I’m dead 😂😂

[@cherry8435]

Did anyone else notice the zombie floating over lava?..

[@canileavethisspaceblank6190]

This makes me want to start playing Minecraft again

[@pixelrose8078]

Holly shit. Him digging straight down gave me so much anxiety

[@jasmineday6691]

13:35 "And... I made this big dramatic speech that I was going to move because I didn't feel I like I was at home... and I didn't feel-" moo. 🤨 "shut up." 14:29 onward lmao

[@ashtraylol]

Markiplier is the best man baby to ever grace the earth lol

[@ebi6097]

if only his guniusness would become consistent

[@user-core_v0id]

Mark: bridging across a small gap "This is a terrible idea!" Me: thinks of speedbridging. You ain't seen nothing yet, Mr. Plier.

[@Pipinpatilopicis]

I'm gonna- I'm gonna make (weird noise #1 weird noise#2) (best noise I've ever heard)

[@semensoakedtowel7905]

Cows: Frick each other in front of Mark Mark:DO IT AGAIN >:D