Markiplier Being a Man Baby for Almost 24 Minutes

[@fellow6380]

Just a reminder to everyone, this man is an engineer

[@itz_grass5890]

Hey, almost an engineer

[@peachysai605]

COULD have been an engineer*

[@hani1033]

was about to be an engineer *

[@nikolaiorr8383]

a bio engineer

[@mk47star35]

Just remember this is a grown man engineer 😂

[@londonnoble]

I love Lixian. So much.

[@kabrielakabbie909]

Lixian has a KZbin 💕

[@saigeferko6035]

@Kendall MacLeod LixianTV!

[@lunaticbyte]

In the gay way Or in the non literal way

[@babeebel]

@@lunaticbyte does it matter?

[@al3xthatkid923]

We stan

[@orion_in_the_stars]

This whole video is Mark asking Lixian to help him not get demonitized edit: i cannot spell for the life of me

[@matsurivirus1814]

D E M O N I Z E D

[@parasiticfoxel9852]

This just in: Mark does not wish to be a demon

[@bellkim2284]

Incognito Noir I-

[@umbraexe3069]

Demonized or demonitized, either or works ig 🤷‍♀️

[@FreyMayBeHere]

@@matsurivirus1814 ah-... i-.. y-you didn't spell that right

[@YourKingPyro]

Imagine Markiplier being the only proof that we existed

[@ravensrealm1170]

Ngl I'd love to see how that'd turn out

[@allie1738]

I'd be so happy I'd actually cry

[@MikotoJemosu]

What a legacy.

[@coolbeanz1070]

Ya know I’m ok with that

[@ravensrealm1170]

I would love that

[@Blue-Marker]

The best part is the very end. “And here lies a stupid squid that couldn’t figure out how to water.”

[@yami.mp3]

Time stamp= 23:53

[@maichival]

I probably should’ve looked at the comments before I repeated what you said 😂🤦‍♀️

[@urineigor7525]

How to water: just liquid

[@ScarletRoselynRiley]

😂 lmao true that

[@Blue-Marker]

Holy crap tysm for the likes I’ve never gotten that many beforee

[@youngestspawn]

Family friendly but disturbing "Moist" "daddy" Nailed it

[@allie1738]

When you put them together like that! eWw~ 😂😂😂👌

[@aTaintedRose]

*HuniCast flashbacks* I hate it when two of my fandoms inadvertantly cross.

[@nightshade189]

@@aTaintedRose I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought that.

[@cheesed-kun8445]

@black lives matter All cops are bastards seeing your username made me physically gag

[@マックス-t1k]

Ngl daddy doesn’t disturb me😏

[@SeenAGreatLight]

As an engineer, I can assure you, this is 100% how we behave when we're not flipping switches and saying "Hmm, interesting."

[@t.k.5088]

My father is an engineer. I second this.

[@WerdFTW]

@@t.k.5088 I am an engineering major. I fourth this.

[@goblinking9695]

"Need a dispenser here!"

[@MBiz.]

​@@goblinking9695 "POOT DISPENSER HERE!"

[@skywingdashergaming5124]

I absolutely love Markiplier but every time he does something stupid like breaking diamonds with a stone pick or trying to place water in the Nether it kills a part of my soul every time

[@Seabunni_vi]

Skywing & Dasher Gaming s a m e t h o

[@lollivee6770]

I don’t even play Minecraft outside of creative and I even I feel that

[@aidien6894]

when he tried to break the diamonds with the stone pickaxe *my heart hurt*

[@xxxqueenreaperxxx]

And he broke his crafting table with his pickaxe a few times

[@cendanstevens3128]

Yay 420

[@rubeeze_]

pewdiepie: has the best minecraft experience markiplier: has the worst minecraft experience

[@buppyboi7469]

And then Jack's in the middle

[@ShadowMonarch9557]

Oof lol

[@lemonboy9yearsago760]

@Necroglobule and jack is irish drunk

[@spiralsteam7214]

And then there's jack, a drunk Irish man 😂😂😂

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

**Laughs in Tobuscus*

[@annalu9115]

i think ethan's compliment for mark is the most accurate, "the smartest dumb guy" XD

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Also from Wade: "You are the most brilliant dumb person I think I know"

[@xmmademoisellex]

Big brain in the front, Himbo in the back

[@tinyone111]

Actual title: *Mark slowly killing off our brain cells with his disturbing lack of minecraft knowledge for 23 minutes and 58 seconds*

[@lollivee6770]

I mean I wouldn’t make most of these mistakes and I don’t play Minecraft outside of creative

[@demonletsplays]

Yeah I'm going to pretend I didn't read all of that LOL

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

Accurate 😩

[@springfreddie6098]

actual title: *literally markiplier’s minecraft video- just cut up*

[@cameronloven9339]

Markiplier is a complete and total man-child. But he’s our complete and total man-child. And we love him!

[@AWildKitKat]

Cameron Loven yes

[@gingechicken7394]

And Lixian is our complete and total man-child babysitter and we love him too 😂

[@enahorvat938]

Got us in the first half, not gonna lie

[@the_real_kiansmith1]

IS THAT COMMUNISM I SENSE

[@shakthiganesh5117]

@@the_real_kiansmith1 kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2GZm5-dpbKnh9U

[@GrassyGlade]

Hearing the generated voice say “daddy” just fills me with unfiltered joy

[@corvcrawler]

This is just Lixian experiencing parenthood he has to make sure this chaotic boi doesn't crack open his skull trying to mine obsidian

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Worst part is, he’s technically the first person who has to experience the pain of witnessing how big of a mistake Mark makes when he does so obliviously.

[@jackieh6492]

Can we just stop and appreciate lixians editing jeez

[@clovercurator7997]

I thought this said "can we stop appreciating lixians editing" and I almost passed out in pure rage

[@thelawnmower6534]

He’s a great editor

[@tired247]

@@clovercurator7997 same

[@puppetproductions1235]

he needs to stop carrying all his stuff everywhere

[@ranga274]

it's a chad move

[@ruvyzvat4741]

Joseph Waters um quick excuse he’s new to minecraft and doing it for fun

[@allie1738]

Ikr!? He's so silly

[@anhilliator1]

I feel attacked. Who asked you to butt into my lack of inventory organization?

[@ryancatgames4279]

Noted: Minecraft cave sounds are creepy as heck when overlaying Siren Heads siren call on it.

[@voidsoul5359]

And when slowed and distorted

[@varjutantsija5607]

you dont need to overlay siren head. they are creepy nontheless. o-o

[@ryancatgames4279]

@@varjutantsija5607 Oh yeah, good point. Can't wait for the Deep Dark to make it even more so.

[@bino_waffles496]

DON'T BUILD A SINGLE BLOCK BRIDGE WITH NO RAILS OVER A GIANT LAVE OCEAN WITH A GHAST 50 BLOCKS AWAY! Unless you only have like a stack of cobble or netherrack buT HE HAD EVERYTHING ON HIM

[@crusader2603]

MrYoongzBias don’t forget at that time he didn’t know about crouching

[@bino_waffles496]

@@crusader2603 He is reckless. I lost 20-ish levels and about half a stack of pumpkin pie strip mining in the nether. Lava is scary.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

I guess the best thing to build over a Nether lava ocean is a cobble tunnel I guess...

[@infamous1857]

I’m reading this in Zenitsu’s voice

[@nicholaswilson9194]

16:18 you can see the genuine fear on Mark's face when he hears a Ghast for the first time ever.

[@varjutantsija5607]

that reaction is basically me every time i hear a ghast. only difference is i heard thousands. -_-

[@eislehugo]

It still hurts my soul when he uses a stone pickaxe to mine diamonds 😔✊

[@dfquartzidn6151]

The worst part is ZP_Sheepy mentioned on this comments’ section how at the time, all of Mark’s tools in his hotbar EXCEPT the pickaxe were ALL IRON...

[@joaoaugustovasconcelos9286]

Mark: Nobody's gonna bother me, ok? that's how- **Literally dies 2 seconds later **

[@Oliver-Thyella]

AH AH AH AAAHHHH!!!

[@LuckyBagelBear]

"I'm crippled with indecision!" Me whenever someone asks me to pick something.

[@FedUpFancy]

I have a friend who rolls a multi-sided die to help with decisions

[@MBiz.]

​​@@FedUpFancythat's great (why did you specify it was multi sided, all die are.)

[@FedUpFancy]

@@MBiz. Lol I meant to specify that it was like a 12 sided die. I was half asleep when I said this 😂

[@MBiz.]

@@FedUpFancy ah, no problem. I understood you.

[@SuperSourLEmons]

Mark: I will not be a hermit that lives in a hole! Grain: 0__________0

[@aq-gq5lp]

Ah, yes. Don't forget Mumbo Jumbo as well Or Bumbo Baggins

[@Emily-wq4vm]

Who’s this grain you speak of?

[@arsonpearl1761]

WHO IS THIS GRAIN CHARACTER

[@momomeow7715]

anika kapila alas, you do not understand the culture *of minecraft youtubers*

[@momomeow7715]

FALSEHOOD the fact this came from a fellow fander makes it better

[@MynicknameisViolet]

we love this 31 yr old man child

[@kecofan3146]

mark: I have a shield baby enderman: 😒 *slaps him in the face* mark: *screams*

[@wh_t_ver9016]

5:43 Mark: I was thinking- Literally anyone alive: Don’t hurt yourself.

[@ShadowMonarch9557]

Imao

[@hippopajamas]

Mark is a Very smart guy who chooses to only use exactly three of his braincells in order to drive us insane.

[@HydraLunatic]

It’s funny when mark says he doesn’t remember something because everyone remembers him being drunk the last time we saw him play Minecraft and also the famous line “ ZOMBIE!”

[@salvadorstone2216]

6:22 HAY THATS ETHANS NOISE

[@JudyCoxify]

I thought you said nose

[@allie1738]

So true

[@isabellarussell4407]

Dat is ref noise yes

[@floriida2909]

Title: Mark being a Man Baby for 23 mins Me at 11:21 : Ah yes, babies having existential crises, iconic.

[@charcarla7943]

That’s the man part

[@dudemcduder1628]

Music kicks in perfectly

[@aidien6894]

Why do we, humans... TRY to make art? What drives us to do such tasks? The futility, then... must be apparent, and yet we are driven to create... We have to.- It's almost as if... It's integral to our survival to create works of beauty... Like... This well and this house. I do not know why I needed it to look good and I don't know why I needed to make it at all. Yet, I did. I'm spending an exorbitant amount of time simply crafting a well... that will serve no functional purpose... In the game or my real life. And yet here I am, repeatedly drawing water from a fake river... to put... into a fake well. Am I the fool? ...Or am I wise? Am I here to create? ...Or am I here to destroy? - Markilier

[@charcarla7943]

At first I thought you mistakenly spelled his name wrong and then I started to second guess Myself so I have to ask am I just really stupid or did you purposefully spell his name wrong cause I feel like it was on purpose-

[@DavidAKJohnson]

Lixian has slowly but surely became Mark’s growing “voice” of reason and I never want it to stop. 4th wall breaking editors are the real MVP

[@baileyjayc3303]

23:54 “And here lies a stupid squid that couldn’t figure out how to water”- Mark Edward Fischbach

[@c4re4u25]

Literally. I couldn't watch a full episode without crying a little at his lack of minecraft knowledge.

[@MegaGermanShepherds]

I totally loved it! Same with watching 69 episodes of Drunk Minecraft. Literally nothing was done and building a house was not possible for three drunk friends who have not played Minecraft. Totally awesome!

[@dfquartzidn6151]

It’s cute watching someone play a game passionately blind. Except for his big mistakes though, those were emotionally painful to watch.

[@ZpSlimey]

This part will give minecraft players a heart attack. Just look at his inventory. 13:26

[@matheaeverson4634]

That’s DICUSTANG! Lol I looked at his inventory and almost threw up 😂

[@allie1738]

I don't play so um- can someone please explain..?

[@matheaeverson4634]

Gacha Allie it’s just really unorganized most people who play Minecraft have the same way of organizing things in their inventory so when a persons inventory looks like that it just annoys them

[@ZpSlimey]

I'm actually saying that I'm triggered because he has all iron tools instead of a pick so it triggers me

[@pissapocalypse]

And then he KEPT DOING IT AFTER IT DIDNT WORK

[@mcrfreak6900]

This is exactly what I needed in my boring quarantine life (Also why dose this only have 700 something views??)

[@rowanfynn4574]

Not anymore, it's got a lot more now

[@itzmedash1759]

now it has 189k pfftt

[@grimthesoulreaper9692]

His first home was badass it was meant for mark to live in but he chose to not to live in the hole and just lived in a roofless rectangle

[@ascaredghostprince1139]

Opposite title: Markimoo being a minecraft noob for 23 minutes and 58 seconds :p 👌🏻

[@thewaterblade3495]

He was too drunk to begin with

[@moose8846]

"Look, I'm not an idiot!" Hdjgkdjg okay

[@itzmedash1759]

oh man the siren head call plus the cave sounds was absolutely terrifying

[@rabidfine]

*"Markiplier being a man baby for 23 minutes"* the 59 seconds: *You little bi-*

[@JudyCoxify]

58*

[@memeexpert7716]

I would like this but it has 69 likes

[@fishy2374]

I love this! He’s just hilarious, you did a great job picking the best clips :)

[@GlitterPartyTime]

Thank you :)

[@alexgreen2992]

3:41 This is my mateing call.

[@finnlythemarshmallow]

14:32 I’m sorry lmao, I can’t with Lixian’s face omg LMAO best editor, 11/10

[@Mossy_Forest2]

7:12 * in Eefs voice * "he's humble, and he's.... humble"

[@roguestorm2136]

4:39 This is so spooky right here. Especially the slow-mo distorted and the siren head mix.

[@shade159]

It didn't help by the fact that there was thunder right before 2:33

[@TheDoomSlayer_666]

What

[@mayatalks_19]

“I can milk you” will forever have me rolling and I will never know why😂

[@maichival]

The last one is my favorite XD “And here lies a stupid squid that couldn’t figure out how to water.”

[@sleepysebbyzzz]

He used a stone pickaxe to mine diamond-- NOOOOO

[@lollivee6770]

Joseph Waters I thought the lava thing would happen tbh

[@jenniflower6569]

The moment I saw that I screamed "MARK NO YOU DON'T USE STONE!!!!!"

[@dfquartzidn6151]

ZP_Sheepy in this comments mentioned that, all of his tools EXCEPT the pickaxe itself were ALL IRON!

[@allie1738]

Dude... 21:48 YoU cAn'T pUt WaTeR iN hElL mArK!!!! I laughed SO d*mn hard when I watched that part!! 😂😂

[@EloiseRaeCullen]

Did anyone else scream and/or flinch when Mark jumped in the Nether? I literally screamed "NO!" XD

[@vivi-eb2co]

how do we vote this for an oscar

[@-DumpsterFire]

lixian is a legend give credit to him a and the maker of this video

[@rachelszarek7823]

Mark: we are family friendly *proceeds to kill a chicken while screaming violently*

[@foliumviride2547]

What do you mean? Mark's always a man-baby AND WE LOVE IT!

[@Ishtarru]

Mark, unable to drink alcohol anymore, makes the controversial decision to play as though he were drunk anyway.

[@koyasworld4156]

At 3:15 he literally looks like Professor Snape 😂

[@ReallIronwarrior]

10 points to griffindor

[@briannagreen786]

marks such a himbo but we love him for it

[@mr_h831]

Jack and Felix: enjoys the game Markiplier: *pain*

[@zombiebutnotrob]

literally this whole entire minecraft series, it was just marks ADHD in a nutshell

[@TheAubelisk]

9:13 As he was making his soliloquy about building a better house, he looked into the distance by those two birch trees, and I thought, "Wow there's a decent little place for a house-" Then the screen went yellow and his voice just boomed in my ears, " I s e e i t . " I'm in pain. 😂

[@allie10boo]

17:56 Yes that is a good start! Anyone who watched Skydoesminecraft back in the day knows that squids are pure evil and will kill you if given the chance!

[@MURRAH5]

BUDDER!!!!!

[@drakubro5577]

Interesting fact: My aunt actually met him at vidcon once. I didn't know until a few days ago. That might explain why I'm starting to watch him more as there's an unseen connection of gaming and baby faces

[@classified1915]

It’s so funny to know mark was once a kid friendly channel-

[@moltenfreddy1021]

Markiplier screaming over gold- the most useless ore in the game- is PURE GOLD. (ba-dum-shhh)

[@bluebunanimates6590]

Everyone: Lixxian is so funny! Me: 6:07 did NOT expect that-

[@mirilizz4389]

i was literally talking back like if i was really talking to markiplier, who tried to mine diamonds with a stone pickaxe, who created a new world to go see the nether update, and who tried to do that trick where you fall and pour water on your feet so you wont take damage. yes, im weird

[@aydenbilow9148]

Markiplier content: exists Glitter part time: I can milk you

[@citrix8266]

I mean, it could’ve been a compilation of all the unnus annus videos

[@radmads1015]

Dude you picked the best clips lol

[@kreepazoid1517]

I like your profile pic! ✨🤟🖤

[@radmads1015]

@@kreepazoid1517 I love your username and profile pic.

[@crippledcow2235]

Can you do a crankgameplays funny moments? that dudes hillarious

[@Wynnlysm]

me just sitting there for the " *I can m i l k y o u*

[@gabyn5715]

He somehow manages to have a mental breakdown in every single Minecraft video and I love it

[@bird_b0nezz]

the fact that this is only 360p makes it so much funnier

[@littleperson8315]

the fact that he _didnt_ get killed by the enderman after smacking it BAFFLES ME

[@shyfoxfeatherhere6446]

I love how Mark got scared from ambience sounds

[@akithebee3851]

"I ain't bothering nobody, nobody's gonna bother me" Famous last words...

[@Vel00]

Is it just me or sometimes Mark looks like Sal? Like here at 3:15

[@umbraexe3069]

Wait- YES!

[@ValenderAndPo]

I like how markiplier successfully does the water bucket thing in the one place water no work

[@crcoghill]

i would have also liked "Mark being a Dumdum for 23 minutes".

[@oshana6445]

"Maybe I should just make peath" -Markiplier 2020 Edit: The music behind that speach is EPIC.

[@oshana6445]

also; "Here lies a squid who didn't know how to water." - Mark 2020

[@headfirst1593]

this is my favorite markiplier compilation video.

[@daedoingthings4595]

19:09 Noooo dont upset Lixian

[@novasolarius8763]

Amazing work on the first timelapse, Lord Lixian of the Edits.

[@ghosty6308]

1:29 “yum yum yum”

[@photondebuger45]

Mark: why do we make any art, why do we try to make art good... Also mark making the banger channel that was unus annus

[@matthewroddick9737]

Markiplier, well known for his manly and professional style

[@hannahhoke1067]

Mark gives off himbo energy, like a 90s, early 2000s movie vibe

[@zenertia]

why do I relate to this on such a deep level

[@kybarksdale3637]

The fact that you can fit a full Minecraft episode from like 13 episodes is fantastic.

[@gottabeinspiring]

Perfect ending "and here lies a stupid squid that coudn't figure out how to water"

[@mrmr_zoomie]

I love Lixian’s editing.

[@adorazinkie3305]

Markiplier: Why do we make art. Me: uhhhhh.... Depression.... Markiplier: *continues to ramble.* Me: uh.. yeah totally... Totally what I meant. Hahahhahah...

[@urarakaochako6985]

Mark said "timelapse reengage." And i got an ad for godzilla vs king kong talk about perfect timing

[@trish7048]

Mark going into the nether and getting scared by everything really makes my day 😂

[@_burnso_3099]

3:21 he looks like Katniss everdeen

[@commentdestroyer9314]

I am severely agitated at the fact that this video isn’t 23 minutes and 59 seconds long.

[@runihura9186]

This is the video I didn’t know I needed in my life until now

[@sbug2242]

I have one word that will make you uncomfortable: *moist*

[@Kora_Cheri]

"Give me a random word" I do the same thing, but with THE SEEDS 🤣