Ark Survival Ascended - EP2 (An Unexpected Visitor)

[@eduardoguimaraes7447]

Man, Glock's sense of humour is off the charts this episode. 🤣

[@Hydraking361]

Real love that he’s back into ark

[@jush4763]

And that is why I subscribed 😂

[@Fatandtactical]

glad this series has made a comeback

[@Hogbellylife]

Agree

[@angrydrunkengerman2819]

We need to find a way to keep Glock engaged in this. He's done some good work in Ark but these series never last longer than Zima. And no it's not good if you throw skittles in it.

[@Hogbellylife]

@@angrydrunkengerman2819 he gets mad and quits

[@angrydrunkengerman2819]

@@Hogbellylife It's Ark - who doesn't?

[@ВикторГеоргиев-ы6о]

I don't know if you realised Glock but your baby Maggie stego has a wild mutation in one of her stats. That's why she's 2 levels higher than the dad and has a bright green back. Make sure to keep her alive ;D

[@denny4551]

Hmmm Lisa has everything higher than Maggie except melee

[@lightskinanticsjiggin8129]

Don't ya just love ASA 👍

[@doctorbright1065]

The Sauropod that booped you was not aggressive, and dealt no damage. It's a playful and curious creature that wants to play by booping players, and can be tamed passively with crops or Mejoberries if you just get under its legs.

[@Branwhin]

LOL it's just that we're so teeny compared to them, their playful "boop" has got to be startling. I've been booped by horses and I thought THEY were big. Yikes!

[@claysmith3141]

Lmao didn’t know they were playing always thought they were assholes so I killed them

[@Qillz]

That 145 Rex would be a fantastic tame, but you'll definitely need a stone trap for that one... and probably 200+ arrows (or a longneck and tranq darts).

[@GreenGrasshoppa]

....and stuff to repair the crossbow. What a unit that would be to have early game.

[@arvenblack5656]

Probably better to get a rifle, with arrows that rex would die before it would pass out. My own sad experiance... xD

[@Lenape_Lady]

As a woman…I laughed at the Cosby joke. As someone who was SA’d…I also laughed at the Cosby joke. I would be dead by now if I didn’t enjoy laughing and having a sense of humor. Love ya Glock!

[@themurrrr]

Now THIS is girlpower…. Or…Womanpower…. Sending some proud woman love your way ❤

[@ChaoticGoodPeasant23]

Some will call it madness that you laugh at the bad things you've been through, but they simply don't understand how empowering it truly is. You're here now. You CAN laugh about it. It's better than a life of misery.

[@themurrrr]

@@ChaoticGoodPeasant23 💯💯💯

[@argorebelgaming3866]

Nothing harnesses the power of Murphy's Law more than Ark

[@WarEagle93]

Can’t wait to see what happens in the next episode now lol 😂

[@alecmartin2661]

love this series, thanks for coming back to it.

[@Anthony-kc4jo]

Beaches are the safest places on the island, big carnivores are more present within its center but some can roam around the beaches. (if you're unlucky) because they move and don't stick around one place. And they even made the narco arrows look realistic this time. So much little details. Gonna enjoy this much.

[@MrFarquar]

Glock continues to prove he's THE luckiest Ark player ever with that Rex encounter. LOVE IT!!

[@capeeddy]

I've never played Ark but I love watching you play it.

[@ChrisVallentine]

Love the Ark series you do. 7D2D is great but the unpredictability of Ark is soo exciting to watch. Combined with this updated version = 1 very happy chappy. Noice.

[@Luckymeech74]

You should name the female dilos after the kanker sisters! Then you could have 6 atleast in the army lol and they’d all have a pair

[@eduardoguimaraes7447]

I though the same, Ed should be paired with May Kanker. xd

[@RealityYxXx]

It is really a weird name. I'm from the netherlands and kanker means cancer. 😅😂

[@Luckymeech74]

@@RealityYxXx it fits them perfectly then lol

[@blankcanvas8717]

It's almost as bad in the States. A kanker is a mouth sore usually caused by a variety of herpes.

[@TripleXclown]

This!!

[@squanto9678]

I find your commentary so funny and entertaining. I’m glad I found your channel

[@bahamut32007]

a few years ago I built in that exact area on official servers. great launch point for rafts and i even used the cliff side behind your base to tame a bronto. if you fire from the top of the cliff while one is below you it cant attack you. Sleepy time you huge bastard. Brontos great for wood, thatch, and berry harvesting.

[@princessblazena]

Adventure time, come on grab your friends 😂

[@MattBella]

I haven't played Ark in a few years but if I remember right. You can click a broken item thats in your hotbar, and if you have the mats you can repair it. It also works for building parts. If your installing walls and run out you can jsut click whatever hotbar key it's on and it will start crafting more. Might save you some time. Love the videos, keep it up man

[@bmtenoch8230]

What a fun episode, its great seeing you playing Ark again! You may actually do well in the series this time, despite getting arked by that lvl 145 rex and almost the chichen at the end... lmao

[@Hayhay-i7l]

Glock nine I just want to say this video has helped me get through a lot your whole channel has I just put on my dog and this video is really helping me get through it. I just think an awesome creator and you should keep doing you have a great sense of humor, and your videos are overall great thank you

[@augustvukosovich4683]

I'm a female gamer and yes, I laughed at the Bill Cosby joke 😂. It doesn't mean we don't care about what he did, but a funny joke is a funny joke.

[@mistakingalex]

Dont stop making ark walkthroughs, love your content! You’re funny AF! 😂

[@TheZack7466]

Loving this series already, keep em coming!

[@Kattnyp]

I have been trying to find someone playing ASA that’s entertaining, isn’t a pro, and isn’t annoying. FOUND HIM!!😂😂😂 Loving these videos.

[@grking01]

I love G9's ARK series. With G9 so good at 7DTD, it's great to see him get frustrated at playing a game even raging.

[@billyw2931]

Lol you could have kited the rex away.. makes for good footage though haha. RIP Stego #1. FYI, don't use cooked meat to tame with. Meat taming from best to worst is Raw Mutton > Raw Prime Meat > Raw Meat > Raw Fish Meat > Cooked Meat. This episode was so full of happenings!! Well done Glock.

[@infinymagnus]

Watching Glock getting thoroughly Thagomized is always a great way to start a video! Edit - A Thagomizer is the name of the four spikes on the tail of a Stegosaurus 🤣

[@mikek4288]

Murder Chicken FTW

[@MrNight2015]

9:30 glad to see dinos still spawning in by falling from the sky lol classic ark

[@teddy_gramm12]

great way to start my day, thanks for the great content man

[@sarbeeo]

You can lead wild aggressive dinos away from base by getting their attention and running away. Try and find a trike or another Dino to hide behind to distract them before running back home. Never lead the big & bad stuff back to base. Either way funny stuff 😂

[@Gh3ttoboy]

Having 200%+ movement speed also helps with that but it looked like they removed that stat in this one NOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Caged_Viking]

The Ed, Edd, and Eddy dilos makes me unimaginably happy, my favorite childhood cartoon is back!

[@AA-xy9lr]

Love that the Theri is attacking and Glock still takes the time to name his new Stego 😂

[@arthurbayes2125]

Absolutely loving this series!!

[@craigallen5050]

LOL Glock I love you man. That whole pause over the Cosby joke... had me dying.

[@JoshdaKnight]

Homer threw them dad hands! I’m glad you ended this episode with some more dinos

[@dovahcallum]

That last arrow, nice

[@Thromash]

That lvl 92 baby Steggo had a mutation I believe. A few people have reported noticing babies having odd lvls which are normally set for mutations. Since you haven't really done breeding it's not super relevant but mutations are what people try to get when breeding, it means the baby has a new extra stat so people breed them together to build specific stats to make super dinos basically. Main example would be people breeding Rexs 1 with high health stats & 1 with Melee to breed babies that have both high heath & melee stats with mutations on those so eventually when they're born, before being lvled they already have like 100 points into health & melee.

[@guillen9210]

Btw Glock if you space out your trank arrow shots when taming, its gonna be more effective (its gonna let the dinos torpor reach its max before you shoot it again) and you’re gonna save more arrows. Plus if you try to tame something with low health like a pteranodon or low level raptor it might die before you tame it if you shoot it too much.

[@kryptonitewoosh2680]

Fr this guy is underrated

[@DarkLordCthulhuMythos]

i love the greyed out bits they crack me the hell up lol.

[@killshotz6747]

8:37 Yoink 😂

[@anthoyhebert2382]

Hi Glock 9 love your shows keep up the good work. You chear me up I've been going through some rough days and you make me happy watching your shows.❤

[@sourpig139]

Good you have a great sense of humour. The level 92 baby is a mutated baby

[@jamesb9055]

Just found this channel, subbed for the humor. Liking the series so far

[@bernardadams8432]

The large storage box you can fit side by side, where the door is towards the back of the other one to fit more large storage containers.

[@SqwuRTZnPerKss]

Yooo you can paint your items storage an stuff. Get smithy get fabricater an make a spray brush it’s acctually easy. And you mentioned using the cooking pot 🙌🏻 it’d be cool js js😂

[@kazmiz01]

RIP Princess. You should build some spike traps to make a safe zone around your base. Separate dino stables maybe?

[@MrFarquar]

@13:00 was hilarious 😂

[@robertwithrow2900]

Your joke made me laugh out loud😂

[@space1104]

That cosby cut had me rollin!

[@KerboOnYT]

Great stuff! What a ride

[@everxgreatest]

Bro is a whole vibe. U found a new subscriber pal

[@LilM0nit0s]

I love this series I’m glad he continued it

[@GatorMike79]

13:16 It was funny and I did laugh 🤣🤣

[@MyndSplynter]

What a roller coaster ride for Day 2! I'm going to start streaming ARK Ascended soon on my channel so I'm watching you to learn what NOT to do! KIDDING (mostly). Love your content dude.

[@YannR34]

This big dino with the straight tail was just playing with you. It's what they like to do... They come and push you around, always. It doesn't hurt.

[@Frz900]

Literally was waiting on you to play survival ascended to watch gameplay, no pressure 🤣😬 and the fact that you flipped it on us is cold "you laughed right? Now see you're the problem" lmfao

[@metalman691991]

I laughed way too hard at that Cosby joke. Good shit.

[@crazycrazysnakeman]

Glad you kept the Cosby joke in😊

[@Foxyallover]

Last freaking arrow. Wow. Sometimes he's just too lucky. 😂

[@Branwhin]

What a lovely wee raptor you have there! Hope she's not too bitey, lol. This looks like a beautiful game!

[@Brandon_Dy]

Loving this new series G9

[@dyland2773]

Really enjoying the series, thanks for the amazing content.

[@joshmatter1631]

Yay. Your videos always make my day. I love your commentary. 😂

[@justinbell1688]

Love the series bro u can dye torches to change flame color dyes are still made in the cooking pot looking forward to esp.3

[@CrzBoarder]

Pumped when I see Glock Ark pop up in the queue.

[@darrellcoy]

LMAO The Cosby joke has sold me on this channel. New sub, here!

[@craigvoak654]

100% laughed at that Bill Cosby joke! Keep up with the jokes, I love them man

[@nemesis408]

18:52 Hindsight comment: You had a club. Coulda been good.

[@joeym006]

That last arrow was awesome! Even missed a shot to make it the very last arrow haha love your work bro

[@sophialambert2616]

Glad to see a new Ark series. This one was chaos and amazing for it

[@stevepim989]

That bill joke had me dying!!

[@gearhero79]

That cosby joke just made me groan. Funny but dark!

[@amircontreras2825]

That sense of humor is GOLD man, 😂

[@johnemanuel6297]

What a roller coaster ride! First a Rex comes through and eats the neighborhood and then you get harassed by a tickle chicken.... Nice save though. Enjoying the series boss.

[@SweetSyndiMeMeMe]

Steggos are OP , and good levels , nice one!

[@aaronthompson9210]

Hey Glock9 use the small stone dino gate to trap that rex and tame it. Setup the trap in a small square and place the last one as he gets into the trap.

[@Tylerjc2201]

i think for the dilo imprint last episode it might not have worked because it had 2 adults with it ? I'm just guessing though i haven't done much kidnapping yet lol that joke was very funny I'm glad you left it in 😂😂 this was a great episode congrats on the base defence force 😁

[@CatSpann]

Next tames should be Ren & Stimpy! Or find one of those weird triangle shaped Dino’s and name him Arnold (from Hey Arnold, duh) 😂 Love the series, can’t wait for the next round of shenanigans!

[@Hogbellylife]

The joke was hilarious. Keep up the amazing work.

[@augustvukosovich4683]

When you said, "Get your taint out of my face", I was yelling, "Please don't take a massive shit on him!" 🤣

[@Martin37292]

There is metal notes on the big island in the south east corner of the map. You can easily get there with a raft :)

[@ECReeves]

Why Glock did all morning is my happiness and that TRex is reality that smacks me in the face hahah

[@jayjohnson7827]

Fortunately my first memories of Bill Cosby were his stand up comedian days.

[@wolfheart4994]

A little tip, if your tools broken I believe you can just press the hot key and it will repair it

[@westonmusser3618]

Keep em coming glock! Love your work. I may have laughed at that joke lol

[@HeinThecloser]

I want to give you a tip, I always see the biggest struggle is getting spoiled meat quickly. Now in ascended. Put a few stacks of raw meat in a toilet, poop on it, and you'll immediately have a bunch of spoiled meat for your narcotics.

[@tossedcookies8288]

Love this series

[@gultar4513]

I forgot to mention earlier if something in your hot bar brakes you can just hit the hot bar number again to fix it. as long as you have what you need it will repair. once done you will get a notification and you press the hot bar number again to re-equip it. if you don't have what you need then hold the button down and it will tell you what you are missing.

[@blackdemonz]

You said it G9. Probably one of the best episodes 👌🏼. Tho. IMO every cast you do is just better and better.

[@Danish-nl2nn]

Thank you so much for so many good videos :)

[@DivineShadow420]

Love the humour! Keep it coming!

[@garethrasmussen6186]

145 rex is super rare

[@AzHades520]

Damn Rex haha. Don't feel bad Syntac got tickle chickened and lost so many tames the other day, honestly sad but funny. Who hasn't been there playing Ark? You got me, I did laugh .. Kind of had to skip back a couple times just to be sure though. Happy to have old Glock9 back, it'd made me sad when you went 'PC'.

[@WhiteVenum]

This was a fantastic episode

[@TarantoGamer181]

just bought this game yesterday and i hope it is as good as it looks

[@jessicahall3645]

Subscribed. Loving this series, can't wait for the next episode

[@lisa_m4037]

That was a rollercoaster of experience. Wonder if that T-Rex managed to finally finish off the baby stego. He was still chasing it down river.

[@danieldevers8017]

Good shit Glock. Loving this series already.

[@Jleiton88]

Dude, that was a funny joke 🤣.