Gmod Scary Map (Not Really) Moments - Follow the Cocktus! (Garry's Mod Funny Moments)

[@spencerpower06467]

14:09, I love how nogla came flying at the screen like a jumpscare but it was the saddest excuse for a jumpscare

[@KingCeee]

I wouldn't say the saddest

[@SaintsOps123]

6:40 I almost died of laughter no joke

[@lawfulchaos9329]

"SPEAK FUCKIN ENGLISH!"

[@fernandocortes6156]

Hahahahah I love that part

[@mysterious_bl4d355]

*SPEAK ENGLISH!!*

[@TheMerchant154]

8:20 got me dying 😂😂😂

[@thatwaguy]

*SPENGLISH*

[@maschiefondasoda333]

4:59 “LAAAH TARMAN, OH SO SCARIIII”

[@TheMerchant154]

"It's tarmander"

[@iamtayletsclue]

5:04 5:05 "AAAAHHH TARMAN"

[@bestelite223]

Re-watching this in 2021 is hilarious🤣

[@agonising6812]

Relatable

[@hiddenhokage5673]

Exactly ⌒ ‿ ⌒

[@atanerlansyah1153]

I know lol

[@GLICKGOBLIN]

Fr

[@williardconklin3881]

Correct

[@thesheepthatwentmooo]

Nogla was born angry, I love it haha

[@sarahparks5585]

Hey sheepy!!! I see you around a lot. love your videos :)

[@doctorronan8740]

He wasn't born angry, He was born Irish.

[@johnquinn9531]

King melon true DAT proud to be Irish haaha

[@bobbyepic6559]

John Quinn im IRISH

[@complexrolls]

bobby Epic Irish swagger!!

[@ElizabethJasmineNino]

8:19 *WOAH! ᏔᎾᎪᎪᎪᎪᎪᎪᎻ!! ᎾᎻ ᎷY ᏩᎪᏔᏔᏔᏔᏔᏔᏔᏔᎠ!* I died laughing 😂😂

[@lawfulchaos9329]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mariatito9419]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xuanbaoXb]

🤣🤣

[@laurentaylor8479]

-_-

[@joeysouvannarath1598]

😂

[@itsomar1704]

nogla's English cracks me up

[@stanleyhalsey1578]

Marubis Speed Arts Eggselnt idea... I'll come to Sooooo Zooidberg on toast or somthing

[@vinslasmarias49]

nice one heh.

[@rooster3752]

Marubis Speed Arts please yes leave

[@trul0stlagh0st]

engrish iz mi favourit sudjet

[@armandlunde5961]

Omega_ DOGE_REX it is cause he is actually irish

[@Inferno-lf9lq]

14:47 that noise he made 😂

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

uuuhf hufffff.....

[@sushisama6399]

Wha-

[@malachisotelo4814]

😂😂😂

[@page__kevon7038]

sound of despair

[@FANG022-24]

6:40 when your brain is moving too fast to process words right. lol

[@michealsmith4709]

😂😂😂

[@christophermagill6004]

M

[@ezralucier2822]

Tydan01 True 😂😂😂

[@chicnuggs8238]

Literally me

[@danieleuroza137]

Tydan01 a

[@TheEmeraldTrex]

3:07 a sound for the terroriser soundboard XD

[@VITALI04]

Lololol

[@lambchops7298]

3:07

[@kristenc.1736]

LOL Sometimes I feel bad for Nogla... Everyone picks on him... But it's hilarious... :3 X3

[@Sky_Arsonist]

I know. He the one who always die. Lol

[@NigelUltra]

You enjoy mental pain and love to be the failure? Lol, that has to have a namr

[@mattkeywood8454]

Cool

[@NigelUltra]

Possible, probably

[@tuchi8509]

I agree XD

[@DigitalRamen_]

7:37 his reaction when he died made me laugh 😂

[@fixingbuttons8147]

8:20 im crying!

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

WOAH WOAH *ØH MÝ ĢÕĐ!!!!*

[@pashabatuta3236]

@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 8:19

[@alphachef7399]

5:00 aaa tarmen

[@sophiasalango2292]

TARMAN

[@anthonythegamer1528]

LOL 😂👌

[@custommusic7962]

AHHHH TARMAN

[@wensdailiverplayz8359]

TARMEN

[@ponckenzy]

ALPHA chef oh tarman

[@0bliter8or6]

14:48 the sound of a lonely broken heart

[@doomersofc9742]

Most mysterious thing would be the song that everyone questions about at 0:40.

[@Grag235]

"MAAARIIIOOOOOOO"

[@ScorpionNani]

13:59 gawd that is hilarious. Nogla bring all the joy with his deaths

[@zacharyharper7597]

1:19 Had my ribs splitting

[@toastykarma6083]

Zachary Harper song ?

[@Zachattack1212]

Nice to meet a fellow Zachary

[@MushyPanda]

From 11:20 -12:20 I've NEVER laughed THAT hard at one of these video's. I was losing my shit

[@Oakship166]

3:48 story of my life

[@macetotheface2391]

8:19 woah, WOAH, OHH MYY GAAAWD

[@tammychapman6991]

macetotheface2 lol

[@karendaniels5782]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@madamtama3783]

Lol lol lol

[@dzevielevieskisantosdeleia5671]

8:19 10:34

[@whoknowsmylife7510]

macetotheface2 s

[@xero3637]

14:47 My reaction when I am told I'm adopted.

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

uhffff...... hf huhffffff

[@angelasosa2033]

😂😂😂

[@Gacha-RNG]

His reaction when I bang his wife 15:00

[@marleosan]

Re-watching in 2018. It's still hilarious 😂

[@gavinlulu4999]

2019

[@cherylramsay601]

2019

[@niuszek2723]

Maria Santos this made me. Squinch my butthole

[@ShrimpBleh]

2078

[@d1vine.jestrr]

@@ShrimpBleh 2036

[@MegaPlayerXxX]

5 years now, still funny, the mystery of choir song still holds strong. XD

[@monkeydrajanka4798]

what is the song anyways?

[@ShortCutZz_]

2:54 Nogla: "He's moving on his own. He's trynna take the coctus!" Lol xD

[@coughdrop9748]

Protect the cocktus

[@fjnoneya4005]

dickcus

[@dorisjohanning3497]

very cool

[@xenogenetic415]

protect the COCKtus 🌵🔫

[@damndevilhounds1460]

Just no no

[@andreabarton3995]

Ah

[@MrBraindunaway]

Jesus can walk on water Cucumbers are 98% water If I walk on Cucumbers I'm 98% Jesus

[@itsprize1049]

How fucking original -_-

[@Brandonman007]

Jesus can walk on water Babies are 87% water If I walk on babies I'm 100% arrested.

[@connorfinlay4312]

Brandon Lubojacky once again how original

[@mohli]

Jesus is human I'm human Human=Human so ( Jesus = Human = Me ) ... i'm Jesus

[@FishyButters]

I am 98% Jesus?? ILUMINATI CONFIRMED ISREAL 69 UHHH

[@jamiecampbellrezRus]

9:54 i love this part lmao 😂

[@guythegull7322]

Jamie Campbell 8:19

[@GMWsho]

9:19 "help me help me!" seconds later the kill feed lights up. so funny.

[@fullytryhard1277]

11:14 It's Pablo!!!

[@faagata6842]

Omg 😨

[@JSN-he9ox]

this was the first vanoss video i watched

[@fjnoneya4005]

me too

[@2010cpreston]

TurleMan7 -_- congrats

[@williamgaming8502]

TurleMan7 -_-

[@Dandyes1997]

Mob-psycho 100 nice

[@YawnK]

Dandyes Love Mavis *clap* *clap*

[@The-official-knudschannel]

Pretty accurate to Mini's career 0:32

[@moldy6627]

4:59 arrrgh Tar Man!!! 😂😂😂

[@ahmadhishamshabidin9161]

moldy poop9

[@sodayodaftw4782]

XD i love that part too

[@Kuromipawz]

It's Tarmander

[@GabriellaTrue527]

Even if there's a certain person in the video, I will always love these old Vanoss videos❤️

[@jordankarlson1934]

this one of my first vids i watched by vanoss and i remember giggling hysterically for hours and repeating it on the tv to make my parents watch, still love them to this day

[@yuriiFR]

15:05 died laughing 😂

[@s3dmic]

14:36 that transition though

[@renythereaper148]

5:58 XD (heavy breathing) TAR MAN

[@OptiFan]

Der!

[@desmondchavez7122]

1:17 when she tells you she’s pregnant

[@lynxegotissues9802]

15:17 i died

[@moustacheman9988]

Vanoss is either dead or his next video is going to be great!

[@petergriffin6711]

Moustache_Man360 I hopep he's not dead...

[@petergriffin6711]

guys, I just found out that he's at PAX which is a gaming convention center. so no need to worry!

[@tyleahy7709]

Peter Griffin alright thanks peter

[@woodz5853]

He's at pax east U idiot

[@blazinggaming4342]

He is waiting for hrs 5 heist

[@Arcaviouse66]

With Mario falling through the floors like that, it reminded me of Peter griffin when they got put in witness protection xD ... "There's a crunch berry under the fridge."

[@connorsalter6783]

Arca!!!

[@anonnyamahmud8238]

Yay it's arca

[@kylehuggins228]

heyyyyy arca

[@FTWKingBacca]

Arcavouse join factions soon

[@dianarojas5085]

Y

[@SkinnyTheCheese]

I think we've all had a 8:19 moment in our lives

[@sgt.jamesmorrison7326]

SkinnyTheCheese yeh

[@Epic11705]

Yesh

[@vex4885]

5 years and this is still amazing

[@mysticboar1237]

0:41 such a epic choir 4:59 😨

[@lawenforcehp1l297]

I wonder what kind of music that would be

[@monkeydrajanka4798]

we still don't know what Choir music was used by vanoss in this video

[@ykTNT]

0:41 for HAA HEE HAA Vanoss:*laughs* XD

[@toastykarma6083]

TylerUniversePlayz Games song name ?

[@Luke-ng7ie]

Yeah song name

[@pelon3832]

Whats the song

[@DaTDawg8191]

Whats the song

[@Rowan-vm9wo]

Jack loves lampy.💖 Nolga loves cocktus.💖

[@jiraiya980]

Lol

[@jiraiya980]

Vanoss i funny

[@Classified2]

Argh tarman

[@shanehannigan7895]

Jack is a moth

[@charliewhitlock6210]

CONNECTION

[@benking1334]

0:13 It's mine

[@iplaygta6218]

Roses are brown.. Violets are brown.. WHO THE FCK TOOK A SHIT IN MY GARDEN?!

[@StarSkyGamingOne]

You XDDDDDDDDDDD

[@notpublic7878]

HOLY FUCK IT SMELLS LIKE APPLES

[@JoeMama-tp6cq]

WHAT! ITS BLUE AND BLACK!!

[@notpublic7878]

LeoGang Monty shut the fuck up kthx

[@Buvah]

My grandma

[@a2ktiger2]

TOGETHER CHILD.

[@tornenj8794]

a2ktiger2

[@sixtoarredondo8638]

4:45 Vanoss Savage moment

[@shadykitsune6836]

13:54 had me dying lmao

[@SuwakoMoriyaaaa]

Vanoss is now using the GTA V model of him... Awesome!

[@PikminH178762]

Hooray!

[@UltimatePhantasm]

Wynaut Zoidberg?

[@luiscosme9647]

Yes so much better

[@mohli]

Yeah only noticed at the end

[@ivanfoight3188]

Ikr

[@yaboytj2k740]

Terroriser 5:30 huhuhuhuuuu hippopatumas hàaaaaaa

[@WinterSpringfield]

You so funny

[@alfiespragg9189]

Cmon mrs push push!

[@sozzo14]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@theodorewilliams5279]

In front of us hippopotamus

[@nightmarebb7987]

5:29

[@hone3168]

5 years ago it's still so hilarious 😂

[@哈密瓜-q2e]

12:39 there's a jumpscard at the door

[@Alex-hj5el]

Roses are red Violets are red oh shit my garden is burning.

[@marcksaintal6898]

Poop.

[@mantoumika]

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a cow. Moo moo moo.

[@jaylabrowne7234]

FIRE IS ORANGE 😡

[@mantoumika]

Jayla Browne Fire can be red. It can also be green.

[@PsychoRed07]

[insert generic name here] Roses are red This part is True Violets are purple Not fucking blue

[@raymondmartinez4153]

“That’s a health pac calm your sheet”

[@bobles1982]

Calm your sheet!😄🤣

[@desmondchavez7122]

Tar man

[@liltttysen8135]

I have a six pack from laughing so hard

[@colevendittelli6129]

+Liltt Tysen I always have a six pack

[@levenaye167]

+Cole Vendittelli Yeah in your dreams. And what your mommy tells you

[@colevendittelli6129]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

[@domanickwalther3168]

I am your biggest fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@PandaBear-qf5rf]

+Domanick Walther 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🆒🆒🆒🆒🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[@drxppymxke]

9:53 IM CRYING!!!

[@michaelwolfe9496]

11:19 Laughing... Can't breathe... Send help!

[@blox-im2ym]

u updated noting

[@prombophavatey1700]

Michael Wolfe bring amberlamps

[@sabrinamusket]

Michael Wolfe :?

[@macaroniwolf729]

Michael Wolfe 2018:still hasn't updated

[@diegogalindo2349]

CALL 911 NOW

[@tanmaykotian8236]

8:19 I almost died laughing there

[@luryix9982]

6:40 when Daithi started talking saying random stuff had me dying 😭😂

[@realtroxy]

I rewatched this countless times and still find it funny

[@TheBastet613]

0:43 that music

[@digitaltoaster4956]

I Want To Know The Name Of It

[@nod8190]

me two

[@WarEagleGaming]

Has anyone found the song name

[@jasongar4532]

Song?

[@yourboi8050]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM. Found it.

[@encikmohammadhabibtara9164]

never eat while watching vanoss choking hazard

[@jonathandiggs4673]

ToxicAuraCraft I almost died

[@luisdiaz5835]

Sooo true

[@VITALI04]

Lolol faaacts

[@l.m.g.tv.8663]

Ikr

[@adamw8299]

12:13 Nogales got triggered. Lol

[@roxanafigueira2913]

XD

[@-knightshade-5747]

Adam W Nogales??

[@honglu5127]

Adam W ：

[@genesis-_shock2263]

Like the city?

[@3quin0xflame19]

Genesis-_Shock yes the whole city got triggered

[@MegaPlayerXxX]

9 years now. Damn thing is still funny and nobody has figured out the choir song so far, as far as I can tell at least. XD

[@jamesschmidt4615]

8:18 got me laughing till you could see my tears, and 1 year later it still does!

[@btsvmingi7862]

Apparently you can get 6 packs by laughing 😃that's a fact 😂

[@baschardoski3875]

99

[@prism1002]

Cucumber are 100% water Jesus is 95% water I can walk on Jesus Im a cucumber

[@ehsan1269]

Fail.

[@AlphaDez]

Actually cucumbers are 95% water, and jesus was approximately 65-75% water

[@blueboy1958]

You need to go to school

[@Stevemel3]

No

[@TheAirsoft220]

If cucumbers are 100% water, wouldn't they just be water?

[@Royalbaconworld3]

8 Years .. And its still the greatest video i watch as achild, plus the scariest video.m

[@zynnyzoo]

I guess you could say Terroriser is...The *Tar*minator. (Puts on sunglasses) *YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH*

[@justlolz8014]

No... just no....

[@mattgorman1964]

-Insert CSI Miami Theme-

[@pleku2889]

8:19 I laugh everytime xd

[@mysterious_bl4d355]

14:10

[@Shell-Bell88]

did anyone else see the headcrab in the window at 12:38

[@s3dw347]

Yah me

[@hamoudziyadah3275]

+‫سعود العجمي‬‎ انت عربي

[@bush870]

+Hamoud Ziyadah السلام

[@bush870]

+Hamoud Ziyadah السلام

[@bush870]

+Hamoud Ziyadah السلام

[@AdanGonzalez1002]

6:39 I want to learn that language

[@FANDELDED2]

Hilarious!

[@BlueJayAJ]

I'm a fan of you 😄

[@synertic7271]

i love your videos ded but you're kinda promoting everywhere on youtube

[@soto5858]

5:29 milk

[@angeltrejo9937]

I loved the troll were the races kid hated mexicans even do he is one.

[@AlesterMyersWick]

fucking tarman from "return of the living dead"! XD

[@markwarner1806]

This is one of the funniest videos of all time and it literally never gets old

[@Goofieyfunnyman]

11:26 Mario: I agree.

[@ncrtrooper5891]

This is a certified hood classic

[@jarnodatema]

6:30 One of my favorite moments of these guys ever

[@dapperdamon9315]

Nah that is Miniladds grave cause he dug it himself lol.

[@galaxi796]

Best group to be with a squid,the Mario brothers,A pig and Arnold swatsnegah

[@lyn4739]

Yeah but vanoss is not luigi any more :/ he is He's GTA guy with the owl mask

[@tristanmuchwano]

5:15 I like the way vanoss says “spider” 😂

[@dawndayseaberg4831]

🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵 R.I.P

[@dawndayseaberg4831]

[@sandrajacknife300]

fucku

[@frailty1288]

🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵

[@vernagabrielle1315]

R.I.P. Cocktus🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🎄🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵

[@sandrajacknife300]

ILUKEERVATLO

[@karendaniels5782]

Dis is so Mejestic 1:05

[@toastykarma6083]

Karen Daniels song ?

[@kingcrab1774]

Song name?

[@kirbyfangs]

1:05 so majestic

[@crimsonsamurai7040]

Anyone know the name of that song?

[@zachvickless3156]

12:00 shipment spawn trapping

[@hendrix7166]

like the cocktus 🌵

[@naterocker0590]

Cocktas

[@roolet]

12:11 HEY! There just giving it a nice red coat!

[@dirtyspoons9368]

14:30 i love his reaction

[@Wasguud4656]

Bro seeing these vids again makes me sad and have the best day ever

[@maddiea.6426]

1:17 - 1:19 best 2 seconds of my life 😂

[@Steven_Zero]

3 secs.

[@maddiea.6426]

I s2g it's just 2 seconds. Not rekt m8. I know my math.

[@cypherangaming9410]

YES

[@hugovelasq2623]

😄😃😂😁😀😊☺😅😆😇😈😉😯😐😢😴😡😬😠😕😑😩😣😤😥😦😧😨

[@liamgill9752]

Lol

[@Gearbox20k920]

11:48 im dying lol 😂😂😂

[@jasonsherman6275]

Gearbox20k920

[@guy_e_gatenby7851]

Jason Sherman

[@DarkWolf-dz5bo]

Gearbox20k920 is fun

[@tommyphilippi2742]

Lol cooktus

[@punkskatescom]

remember that time vanoss made videos

[@brandondebacker7095]

Yeah it was so long

[@juanplaza2632]

Hes in paxx relax

[@Coleswan02]

When was that

[@fakegamer6373]

Yeah me neither

[@AKJ0407]

Nope. It's been so long. (Like if you know the reference)

[@cdntrooper3078]

Quarantine 2020 and this vid is still amazing

[@TheBigMan-qd4tn]

4:59 ARGH TARMAN

[@mokinhao1695]

It's Tarmander

[@deziel6063]

The tarmanator

[@angelalee5188]

TheBigMan87 1111 ii

[@johnjorellng4894]

No its tarmander

[@Daevawolf]

Checking youtube every hour for a new vid :(

[@altvertue347]

Wait, wasn't Pax east in February?

[@J4Music]

Nope it was this weekend

[@yerrr873]

Vanoss is at pax east but he'll be home soon he was there on the weekend

[@frick_dude5017]

He's at PAX east.

[@tetherfry]

Zombiekillerss10fromps3 Oh that's why XD

[@superkamiguru6510]

20 MINUTES WITH VANOSS! AW YA!

[@ApoHD10]

no

[@superkamiguru6510]

Sebastian Serban no what

[@ApoHD10]

cocktus

[@sawyer5552]

dat cocktus do

[@gmodwinner504]

its not 20 minutes its 19 minutes

[@Anonymous_Service_Leaks]

2023 and this is so fun to watch still