GO AWAY: Cairns

[@roseg2239]

Cairns is still amazing. The nature is incredible.

[@amateur_fur23owo5]

I live in cairns and i can confirm the sweaty armpit part

[@Larrysprincess]

I live in Cairns aswell

[@stache297]

I love Cairns but yeah you take a shower on Monday, Friday you still ain’t dry

[@grisban5181]

I also live in Cairns and can confirm it is a tropical shit hole. This is a very accurate review.

[@johnceschiat4577]

Cairns has beds for 5000 backpackers most live in vans an crap in the flower beds on the esplanade

[@rae-rae4507]

Guess they havent noticed the toilets and showers on the esplanade.....dickhead backpackers

[@paulrudd1063]

Cheap fertiliser.

[@saturnGEEK]

@@rae-rae4507 The toilets rarely work. Plus, the council can't be bothered to pay for fertiliser anyway.

[@kurtbell4096]

I don't think I've ever heard a local from Cairns say it is not a shit hole. Accurate video, I'm stuck here.

[@JacoTheSecond]

Kurt Bell Same, I could be in Wollongong with my friends but I’m stuck here rip.

[@angelicgutz7960]

IM LITERALLY MOVING TOMORROW WHOHOO

[@muntee33]

Im from Cairns. Its all true lol.

[@donnabradley3322]

I would love to be there

[@mrblue2189]

Same lol

[@jacintaedwards1123]

Oh you're from a shithole!

[@danielhedger5904]

I was speaking with my uncle about this because he lives in Cairns. He said that this was very accurate to what Cairns is like.

[@rosewhite9853]

Cairns was a stunning little city about 50 years ago. Then someone decided to make it 'better' and do tourism. It's an utter shocker. Everything destroyed that was once beautiful. In fact, that goes for Mossman, Port Douglas and all the beaches from Cairns to those desinations as well. This was, not long ago, fairly pristine, certainly Mossman Gorge was simply glorious. Utterly hideous now with the bus loads of totally disinterested tourists 'on tour' and the garbage they now call a harbour in Cairns. Horrible. Never going back. Did my head in seeing the wholesale destruction in the name of making gratuitous dollars.

[@aidanlam5336]

All 43 of Cairn's local population disliked this video lol

[@j4c0bu5gal3]

Lol people who say lol are gay

[@fuukauchiha6290]

76 n0w

[@nickybennett2532]

I live in cairns and I'm watching like this😂🤣😂

[@lizzyscutt7486]

I’m a cairns local and I love this

[@xotiic-xo]

Nicky Bennett same lol

[@elizabethhodgson7957]

Do Adelaide

[@bobanyfingelf]

Bloody marvellous! So refreshing! Can you do "go away Edinburgh" one day? Ta.

[@JB-sc9vu]

We have lived in Cairns for 10 years and I do agree with Gleeson on most of it. My sister recently here from NSW, so we went on Skyrail and after 5 minutes she said 'how long does this last' - totally unimpressed. She did other trips too, Port Douglas, the 'live' reef. Well the upshot of her visit was 'seen it once' - twice would be like watching paint dry.

[@JakeRichandAnnaChah]

Puttin Cairns on the map mate! I'll check it out, just for a root in a really big swimming pool, sounds like a good experience

[@christy76840]

The quality was fine the first go around I still laughed my ass off the first time as much as the second! So it didn't matter to me! I absolutely love this guy!

[@drewdrewski6278]

I agree - Tom is a very under rated comedian.. I grew up in Cairns and everything he said here is funny cause its true..

[@NewMessage]

Surely this was reported to add more well deserved insults to the world renowned composting toilet that is Cairns.

[@sachasellwood360]

I live 3 beaches to the north on the Knob & I love it hehehee

[@gavinhudson5251]

You live on a knob?

[@biglez4203]

I live in cairns and when im on a boat i always yell at the slower boats 😂

[@fivedockboyz1492]

Go to bankstown in sydney thats the best tourist place

[@A.D.D.O.C.D.T]

fivedockboyz Cheap flight to Lebanon

[@blokeabouttown2490]

At least you can get good coffee in Bankstown.

[@alonsocushing2398]

Joseph. You bitchin' or braggin'?

[@chilliwaterlickingecko5113]

Lol

[@Dude707LoL]

where's the one about sydney and coffs harbour D:

[@Mattube1983]

Dude707LoL I’m definitely waiting for a Sydney one

[@markwilken2492]

Do one on Coffs. Went out with a Sheila from there once, that place is devolving

[@Dude707LoL]

Is a Sheila name of the lady, or is that a word to describe a female from Coffs? ... lol

[@startrick7390]

Scared to see how many people in the comments live here, and scary to see that he actually was near my neighbourhood, LMAO

[@vic_i]

Hhehe I love it hehe we watched you filming this episode by the lagoon 😂😂😂awesome job !!:)

[@edmanrox]

>thinking port Douglass is better than Cairns >thinking port Douglass is good fullstop

[@angelicgutz7960]

EDAN EW PORT DOUGLASS IS FUCKING SHIT BYE CUNTS

[@joebloggs619]

As a Victorian, as Southern winter starts to bite and energy heating costs go through the roof, we start to fantasise about life in warm, beautiful tropical paradises up north, like Cairns. I thought I might one day get there. But, forget it now. My illusions have all been shattered. Ah well, better put on my woollen beanie hat and scarf and gloves. Looks like more rain and the temperature is falling. Gonna be another cold one tonight... No Backpackers come here to be picked up for a quick lay. Too bloody cold and hard...

[@MythOfMe]

Annemarie May - It’s beautiful here. Port Douglas over-rated. Palm Cove is gorgeous. This video is just for a laugh. You should come here. I’m from Victoria, and have now been here for 14 years. I moved back to Vic last year for family, I only lasted 6 months and now I’m back in Cairns and love it even more. 💜

[@dbt3477]

Annemarie May I live on the Sunshine Coast and it has it all, beaches, mountains, ticks all the boxes.....aside from those negatives he spoke of, North Queensland has some of the most beautiful rainforests, tropical fruits, blue water and reef that is second to none, yes there are crocs and stingers and hot weather but it’s so beautiful, the reef will regenerate and you can’t help but appreciate the beauty. where I live ticks all the boxes as well but unfortunately is unaffordable to live and has developed into a very clicky place, I loved living up north and I wouldn’t cross it off your list, you just have to get used to the heat :)

[@arthurdent86]

needs more COMMMEDYYY!!!

[@Aussienewslover]

"Welcome to the biggest urinal in Cairns" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA I spat my drink out 1:23

[@discombubulate2256]

not a backpacker, didn't use a condom :D

[@charliedekadens3348]

Yep lived there 15 years this clip is accurate.. funny but 100% right

[@nakedlakedip57]

You gotta do Invercargill in New Zealand. Anti depressant capital of the world.

[@mrbass1310]

you been to adelaide yet? heres a tip...dont

[@MythOfMe]

Port Douglas is overrated. Palm Cove is my favourite place in Cairns. I love Cairns and I’m originally from Victoria 😀

[@mrbass1310]

you must be from adelaide

[@andalooz]

You must do Adelaide!!!!!!!!

[@angry-birdo4640]

Omg this is gold

[@LJY08]

I'm from Melbourne and I must say that the Daintree is beautiful and well worth visiting. Cairns ain't so bad, it just doesn't have a good beach to draw in heaps of tourists.

[@azzwolf4467]

anythings better than the shithole known as melbourne

[@samwilliams2651]

Yes it does it just filled with bloody jellyfish

[@RegularMatt82]

LJY08 the beaches are literally 10 minutes drive away.

[@ScubesFTW]

It has great beaches. You just cant swim unywhete unless youre a nutcase.

[@alonsocushing2398]

Are you some sort of tree hugger? Get back to Melbourne.

[@colbyandbrennen3543]

I agree

[@Caleb-lbj]

Im up for moving to Cairns

[@scottmorrison466]

Why.

[@mrbass1310]

Hes bloody right, it is a dump of a place.

[@markwilken2492]

Do Frankston. The big pottie down south

[@deanwylie9893]

Why isn't that boat called Sailor Swift?

[@keiranelson2830]

i love tom

[@evahaigh6749]

I live in cairns

[@joelgunton4733]

Cairns is a good and interesting place

[@francistanaka8250]

The best

[@issy4663]

Yeah pretty accurate except I've never seen a condom in the lagoon lmao

[@ruthmcghie5620]

I cracked up ...love your videos..)))

[@fashunpuss6279]

Please do Katoomba

[@amymhchan1584]

Can I request you do a Go Away about Airlie Beach. It would make so many ppl including me happy :)

[@Postghost]

I know this is supposed to be sarcastic. But I live in cairns and, well... It's all quite true. The only good thing Cairns is a place for is snake-like businessmen from down south to own a shop up here and rip people off.

[@projectnostalgia5427]

Hi I was born and raised in Cairns.

[@ScubesFTW]

Cool story hansel

[@alonsocushing2398]

Chloe. So I guess you speak with a rising intonation at the end of each sentence?

[@jamesbaconstaken]

Why did you re-upload this?

[@theweeklytv]

There was a technical glitch. We re-uploaded so it was better quality. No changes to the video.

[@JeffreyRufino]

It's nice and Cold now

[@zeropoint546]

No shit though... That Skyrail thing is pretty awesome.

[@chelseaw1610]

PLEASE DO PERTH

[@bobbytrendswestsyd9736]

EPIC!!!

[@RhidMorgan]

Jesuit arrived in Sydney and by looking at these comments I should get my arse home, Aus is lost.

[@firstlost]

Australia is so good and diverse it's almost pathetic

[@jonimaar__2023]

Why its pathetic?

[@firstlost]

@@jonimaar__2023 basically what I wrote makes no sense

[@ehpunka]

Pleas do ipswich QLD

[@peterbigg2461]

This would be perfect Ipswich is a garbage city

[@Christoff070]

Ipswich is becoming more modern now they've really done it up

[@jax5945]

Haha, Love it mate 👍😂

[@exploreaustralia6577]

Best cairns video

[@bobmac3542]

I know that its a joke but c'mon marijuana isn't a gateway to meth

[@alexparisella6184]

did he enjoy his time?

[@danielhedger5904]

This was the funniest one yet

[@phoebexxlouise]

Fucking amazing classic skit series

[@richardmorley8309]

Love it

[@krissthompson8225]

Don’t know why so many people come to cairns it’s a shit whole unless you live here better then Rockhampton though

[@ittybitykitty6122]

Sksksk I live in cairns and I wanna move so bad

[@OriginalRecipesTOR]

You really gotta do Alice Springs!

[@scottmorrison466]

That might be racist.

[@jeremynorman942]

Hahaha do Tully, 2 hours south of Cairns full of the bananas, backpackers and best river for rafting in Australia

[@benjoker2778]

Says alot for local tourism

[@donr.wetter186]

Why is no one talking about the damn peeping sound in front of some house to keep away homeless people trying to sleep there?

[@abelterry4518]

Gotta love cairns ,, my home ,,

[@pw5651]

Best holiday place in the world. Beautiful weather.

[@hamoodtatari]

I’ve been there about a few weeks ago I loved it 😃👍

[@startrick7390]

Aviation Mohamed I’ve been here for about 12 years and bloody hate it :) I was born here, sort of have no choice, I live in Kuranda most of my days though haha

[@LELK1993]

hahaha please do a Sydney one.

[@hollie2537]

I live here this is accurate

[@finnsm8]

I like Gleeson, he is hilarious, I love a bit of dark humour and really hate to be a buzz kill but is there seriously anything funny about the dead reef and the fact that we are loosing one of our seven natural wonders of the world? A shame your kids won't have a reef to laugh about. Bit tastless Tom...

[@Christoff070]

He's drawing attention to it at least mate. He could be doing things behind the scenes to help.

[@Groovy.edits1234]

I like cairns and it is the best so....

[@ihn2023]

Do Newcastle

[@starflash08]

love this so true, all the cairns so called business leaders must hate you! hahaha

[@callofreach1431]

you should go to cairns

[@seanmiles8619]

So funny and so true...

[@legendaryguy8853]

gotta say, I like calling the people of cairns, "the cairns scrubs". only been living here for 5 years

[@simonm1528]

Wow I know Trent toomey!!! Small world.

[@vickyseal8485]

Small town.

[@utooth8114]

So funny.... You had to take it down and remove the comments. 😂😂 Gleason is funny in this. But his stand up is crap.

[@Christoff070]

Bollocks

[@greglove5083]

I thought it was great and I live in cairns and if people can't take a joke well to bad

[@theprecipiceofreason]

Where is the canned laughter supposed to be coming from?

[@jennyjoys]

He’s like an Australian Karl Pilkington

[@darrenphillips6757]

He's not funny like the idiot abroad . I'm a local and take it as a joke . If anyone really thinks this is a shithole then you need help and moving to a padded cell along with this fake twat .

[@shontaykirby2746]

Should do Cobram

[@pauliedixon7161]

Please do Hobart!

[@ken-qw4wj]

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[@JeanDubuc]

The laughs

[@ScubesFTW]

Comment section is just people defending cairns. Its a joke you muppets.

[@JB-sc9vu]

I live here and in no way would I defend it - it is a very ordinary place to live, my opinion of course.

[@elizagaskell7957]

👍 I'm from this area....lol

[@gavinhudson5251]

Do Perth lol.

[@pablorages1241]

... it's still not as bad as Melbourne

[@cham8361]

Can you tell me why pls? I'm going to Melbourne this July

[@dusksnaredx6583]

I live in cairns and portdougles is shit it is so boring

[@ebony1732]

Living in Cairns, we got a comedian.. ok.. better than those farking clowns from Brisbane 😎😎

[@ursusmega2803]

Todd the captain was funnier than Tom.

[@geekindakitchen]

So Good Coffee, so you will plunge to your death in melbourne

[@herbertvonsauerkrautunterh2513]

He left out the C&@&s

[@charlottewilliams2466]

I live in Cairns but i am from Adelaide. I wanna go back home😂

[@rydermatez]

I swear to fucking god....

[@jesselayton131]

omg im waiting for perth

[@the.parks.of.no.return]

Its hot