GO BIRDS | Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Episode 111

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This week, Brooke and Connor discover that bald eagles are real and they are large and incharge. Plus, Connor exposes big boxed water and Brooke breaks down the weirdest things she had to do at her school.
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0:00 diaper butt
0:50 intro
1:10 pants are hard
5:22 we’re back
6:22 reviewing ways to drink water
10:53 the farmer's dog
12:53 the boxed water rainforest
13:51 influencer brand trips
15:20 bugs are so scary
16:02 pooping vs. puking
18:07 death to spiders
19:30 live lokai bracelets
20:45 squarespace
22:20 planting trees
23:41 connor’s tour
25:36 are crocodiles dangerous?
26:59 two sold out shows
29:01 bald eagles are real
31:58 better help
33:17 birds are reptiles
35:05 jack black is iconic
36:05 dealing with hecklers
37:48 drunk on stage
41:45 stressed about philly
42:50 brooke’s update
43:44 state farm
45:03 too much tiktok
46:10 rewatching hercules
49:36 the cheetah girls
51:38 raven-symoné’s influence
54:45 curb your enthusiasm
56:30 new nyt game
58:09 bizarre grade school stories
1:04:10 watch out for ticks

[@Luketc7]

When B and C decide to MAP I feel like a kid in a candy store

[@audvill]

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[@abbynorelli]

it’s the only extra podcast content I pay for and I have never ever ever regretted it

[@audvill]

@@abbynorelli same!!! Like it’s so unlike me to pay for any sort of bonus content but I took the leap and truly changed me for the better lol

[@haikeycakey]

NO LITERALLY

[@elizabethferry4407]

Are you getting paid for this bc ur about to make me buy a subscription

[@goodnotgr8]

can confirm, even if there’s a gas leak, they still don’t miss!!!

[@Aveheb]

Random but one of my favorite things yall do podcast wise is the timestamps and how you can go through them. Such a good feature. All podcast need to do it

[@gabbyjimenez1441]

To answer Brooke's question, if we waited for the toxins to pass via booty, the GI system would have already absorbed all the harmful substances and we would perish. So the body is doing us a favor by allowing us to throw up the toxins early on in the GI tract (aka when it's in the stomach) so it can get rid of said toxins before they enter our body system. Hope this helps. :)

[@azallab2112]

I’ve got binky in hand let’s go

[@audvill]

Same

[@kat2025]

Sisturrrs

[@azallab2112]

I too sometimes feel like a little girl in a sack

[@molly3234]

Connor saying “you should SH” made me scream out loud in my empty dorm

[@aifricdixon4149]

Thank you, I chuckled at the bus stop

[@ankadonk]

33:38 "birds are small they say tweet tweet. that is a dragon" killed me

[@samanthajean1111]

Thank you for finally speaking out about the very important and serious issue that is boxed water tasting horribly. I truely thought I was alone in my beliefs

[@briannahopev]

As someone who lives in Seattle, went to the late show, and is originally from Philadelphia (ticks & eagles & all), this episode felt particularly personal to me. Thank u

[@shelbielyon2699]

I need Brooke to break down Disney Original movies on an episode of obsessed. More specifically, Cheetah Girls.

[@hamgreene]

100% the best podcast to clean your room to.

[@lillianbuhman393]

I can't clean without it!

[@juliethernandez225]

Just what I needed after being dead from midterms🧘‍♀️

[@tylerzolynsky]

Sooo true

[@hannahswanson544]

I need a brook and Connor Seattle vlog

[@rileybrown1487]

best day of the week tbh

[@Brandon_M]

Connor’s legs gave everything I needed in this episode

[@coletteellison9155]

Me giggling and kicking my feet hearing Connor talking about the Seattle show, it was so good!!!!

[@maddiemccarty8661]

“ I think you’re thinking of racism again” 🤣🤣🤣 1:05:06

[@BakingByBrandon]

Watched this after consuming 4 beers and 1 weed gummy, and it was the best experience of my life

[@madelinef17]

i’m sorry brooke dropping the most HARROWING story of the underground railroad simulator paired with the STONE SOUP had me cry laughing 😭😭😭

[@valentinobalderas]

In michigan i remember in 6th grade camp we went to the YMCA camp thing and they made us all reenact the Underground Railroad and everybody was crying and they were swearing using slurs and everything 😭 it was so scary, I couldn’t imagine in 3rd grade 😂😩

[@MeelaMeela000]

Love your shirt Brooke! Also love it when u talk about your landlord Connor, the stories are consistently hilarious.

[@keepthefaith1357]

As someone who has lived in Washington State my entire life, it's kind of blowing my mind that there's people are out there that have never seen bald eagles in person ever🤣

[@rachelbuck5673]

I grew up in illinois and I would see them occasionally and be like woah! But there’s sooooo many out here (I live in WA now)

[@priggsh]

Same from Minnesota they’re all over

[@isabellavaldez4145]

born & raised in the pnw & I can confirm, bald eagles are so normal here!! I see them at least once a week & every time it’s like the first time I’ve seen them lol. next time you’re in Oregon, go to the Oregon zoo & you can go into the bald eagle exhibit!

[@lizzygries4273]

PLEASE come back to Seattle!

[@racheld5765]

Some of us were obsessed with Hercules and it is engrained in our minds 🙂

[@naughtonbynature]

But this Roger Bart info??? Trisha paytas???

[@racheld5765]

@@naughtonbynature that was funny but Hercules’s voice is actually Tate Donovan, Marissa’s dad from the OC, and Roger Bart just sings go the distance

[@lyrichooey3430]

Okay picture THIS - I’m in grade 7, learning about world war 2. The teacher tells us we are going to do a simulation where she picks those of us who would have been chosen to be in a concentration camp (I had red hair therefore I would have been a gypsy), and we had to go hide ANYWHERE in the school while two male teachers wandered around banging on the doors and searching for us (as the gestapo). I hid for two entire periods before eventually the teacher whose class I was hiding in told me I should come out of hiding. Like, whaaaaat?!

[@laneridao4371]

I always get a little ornery when Connor wears the teeny tiny inseam shorts

[@chloecronin9103]

lmao it’s so funny being an aussie listener knowing we talk about crocodiles and crocodile attacks frequently

[@Natalie-Ervin]

Seattle in the summer is the most gorgeous stunning place ever you should absolutely come back when the weather is nicer

[@becca2432]

When I used to live in Iowa, we were near a huge lake and there were hundreds of bald eagle nests. It was really neat to see them and their babies fly around.

[@Derek-zz5kq]

If you guys are shook by the quantity of eagles you’re not gonna believe how many other species of birds there are

[@britneymack8664]

Time to eat 😭 finally

[@mckaylamortensen7819]

Missed your lunch with Cody?

[@SwanyNguyen]

having Connor saying how much fun he had in Seattle feels soo good because I was there🤩🤩🤩 He totally killed it and of course I shouted the loudest at “i have purse”

[@rhiannaoconnor]

I’ve never been so early to the pod! SO EXCITED 😊❤

[@annapayne3670]

I’ve always been suspicious about Big Crocodile

[@PoignantSnack]

connor i know you don’t read comments but your thighs look great in this episode

[@EmmaMay522]

justice for the 3rd cheetah girls movie!!! cheetah love and dance me if you can are some of their BEST

[@emma.brandy]

As a girlie from Pittsburgh, Brooke talking about ticks was so real I’ve never felt so seen

[@alyssa8966]

Brooke is real with the ticks in PA. Everyone got them all the time in the woods.

[@BrittneyStAubin]

Let’s put the “Her” in Hercules!

[@kristadvorak443]

Crying because I live in Seattle and didn’t know that Connor was performing at the crocodile 😭rip

[@jbnks1995]

me an oregonian quite literally never noticing the bald eagles. i do see their nests though. also the lake you’re referring to has to be a river lmao

[@saylorpetzoldt6099]

IM A DESIGNER AT MOTHER AND WE HAVE A PETITES LINE!!!!

[@user-bl6ez6ov8w]

Bald eagles are in New York too!! See them a lot upstate

[@luciamack]

as an ohioan we definitely have bald eagles, but i had never seen one until last fall

[@karlierose596]

I just watched the most recent pod before I watched this and I’m dying laughing bc connor is saying to kill all spiders but sobbing in the latest pod about feeling bad for them 🤣🤣

[@shaliloves1d]

Sobbing at the cheetah girls convo

[@mollieben-ezra9918]

Jeans are NOT made for short girls and water DOES taste better in plastic...thank you so much Brooke for making me feel represented today

[@jessicaperritt2472]

i can’t believe no one has said anything abt connor wearing his own merch but two separate merch entities. 😭

[@mssaxobeat]

No cause i definitely did not realize that Meg was snaking Hercules until about my 100th rewatch when i was technically an adult but that being said dont think i can handle any hercules slander today as it is the best old disney movie

[@carolinej6074]

Brooke being a solid 3 inches ahead of me in her hair growout process is constantly exciting, can’t wait to have my own adorable low pigtails in 6 months

[@pandemmonium]

as a member of the no ass community i also wish they’d make flattering pants for us

[@user-zo2jg8rh5v]

"where the bald eagles at" lol

[@isabeltuisl653]

we spent the first 5 minutes talking about jeans let’s go team

[@AlexandraKate09]

My middle school social studies teacher took us to the prison too! I was so scared the whole bus ride down lmaooo

[@lillygonzo5727]

abercrombie pants have been good for my lack of butt

[@gabbin5414]

I was at the Portland show and you killed it connor!! Best night I had in a long time so much fun. Also we cheered when the drunk girls got kicked out that shit was so annoying😅

[@holly8668]

You can see eagles in PA. I used to see them visiting valley forge growing up. They are all over the US, they just have a larger population in Alaska. Their range extends all the way down to Mexico.

[@Beanchristine]

The eagle convo making me question how in fact these two made it to 6th grade

[@amymckeough2915]

Wait omfg the stone soup unlocked such a deep memory. Why did we do that why was it good.

[@katebab_]

Was watching this while falling asleep last night, fell asleep during Connor’s spider story, had nightmares about spiders infesting my house 💀🥲

[@madelinecmitchell]

Rhode Island has a TON of deer ticks they play PSAs throughout the summer

[@elizabethborgia1124]

loved the nightly head tick check at camp it’s basically a head massage

[@alexislang3784]

When Connor brought up the Loki bracelets it unlocked a core memory that I completely forgot about and how I wanted one so bad and was so jealous of all my friends that had one

[@oliviabanuelos6668]

what I love about brooke and conner and about 15 minutes into the episode I can no longer eat my food

[@angelabessone5670]

i just got into you guys and i can tell you are about to keep me going🤣

[@nikyamurphy3961]

went to school in southern indiana and can confirm the stone soup i had in third grade was FIRE

[@kyleneflynn2250]

as someone from virginia, ticks are EVERYWHERE. my hometown is number one in the US for alpha-gal/lone star disease lol

[@kaylasica3521]

this ep was so good

[@maria_____.]

"Hercules to me is the same as Emperor's New Groove" "Couldn't be more different" "I know"

[@alitrevino6290]

i’ve been trying to dodge TOG spoilers on tiktok but it’s so hard i feel ur pain brooke

[@cholbs1998]

I forgot the Connor was the reason I got the one sec app until this moment in the podcast 46:09

[@maddie2694]

Oh thank god

[@bridgitmccaffrey8129]

booke!! re: pants are HARD: abercrombie jeans saved me! no one is doing it like them and i would die on that hill.

[@Pixilatedgirl]

“Truly I don’t care”- Brooke about things she cares about

[@narwalluvr]

personally im taking a lot of precautions re deer ticks (checking myself for ticks at night when i live in a city and its the middle of winter)

[@TypicalLiv]

If Brooke is at the philly show i will actually pass away

[@emromm]

The baggier the pants, the closer to god 😂

[@erictucker3413]

i’m so glad brooke loves cheetah girls 2 as much as i do

[@thealysonlarue]

I grew up in Lancaster Pennsylvania and there are almost a concerning amount of bald eagles there. Sometimes you would see 3 at a time. Maybe the Amish are breeding them

[@fernfernisfernie]

why is stone soup also so familiar but i can't access that memory fully rn?

[@tess3000]

I was so convinced Phil of the future was the most gorgeous human to walk the planet… I wouldn’t even watch the show because it was too overwhelming

[@ghostfacegf.]

brooke is talking about Barney where they made stone soup

[@courtneybranham4681]

I live outside of Philadelphia and can verify my kid and dogs are always picking up ticks and I don’t feel like it’s a huge deal, but people in other states get panicked about them. Also can confirm that I’ve seen eagles in PA.

[@masonmulder687]

I would be so happy if Connor did another show in Denver it’s sold out :(

[@nicolemccormack95]

My class in elementary school also made stone soup with vegetables.

[@steffiew6935]

Brooke we are the same height! pants ARE the hardest thing in the world!

[@madisonfurthmiller5110]

I’m in Indiana and we did the Underground Railroad simulation too at an overnight camp in 5th grade 🤣🤣

[@elliesmith2731]

“Too busy doing your spirit quest in the boxed water forest” TOOK ME OUT

[@jasminesanfilippo9577]

Thank you so much for providing the recognition that push over Patterson deserves

[@KatieInTheLight]

Conor send the tux to someone in Austin so you don’t have to bring it to each city

[@GelatoooBuzzz]

You guys have the best intro hands down

[@jaclynsasson2140]

I truly think this is the best podcast in the entire world

[@brettboswell19]

Brooke I was a biochem, psych, and philosophy student and I’d love to sit down with you and go through whatever you’d like and we can learn together- I’m thinking whiteboards with enough different markers to color code, some take apart models for visualizing and understanding how certain parts work together to operate the whole, of course computers/iPads whatever, and I’m thinking about making a Venn diagram and tier list mashup chart to help relate how different ideas can work together (actually I think this mashup chart idea could be like a groundbreaking tool for everyone on the pod and everyone listening, for example I’m thinking being able to list tier rankings AND can/cannot be in the same room status at the same time with visual clarity….) it kills me when you get dismissed or passed over, I’m constantly like hey I’d like to hear the rest of her thought actually? Gee thanks 😂 let’s normalize unrelentingly telling Connor he’s wrong at any given moment too at the very least

[@miablanchard4277]

connor your seattlite fans are absolutely begging you to move here!

[@hellahighhan]

connor saying to brooke “you should SH” as in seek help but i can’t help but think of him telling brooke to self harm😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@Trickoryeet]

Teachers really crack the code with knowing kids will do and want anything as long as it seems sacred or a prize 😂. Kids going crazy over a bag of cat fur does not surprise me cause I know I would’ve been jumping for joy if I was one of the only kids that got it in the class

[@piperjohnson1412]

where are her shoes frommmmm

[@rosiebooker6846]

3rd cheetah girls is actually gorge brooke you’d love it