Goat Simulator MMO but I am microwave

[@SpingotGoomer]

Not gonna lie, when I first played the MMO simulator, I thought everyone was real and I was so confused why nobody was responding to my messages in the chat

[@TollyKipper]

Lmao I did the same thing

[@MerkhVision]

Wait u mean it’s not??

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Lmaoo

[@alexverdana2435]

haha same 😭

[@Argus223]

I remember being like 10 and playing this game and thinking the same thing lol. My dad had to convince me they werent real!

[@AwkwardHannahTheGamer]

It's a well-known fact that all dolphins in wheelchairs evolve into microwaves eventually.

[@Kevin-bs5tv]

The flesh is weak

[@Off-Brand-Helldiver]

From Gorn wheelchair to dolphin wheelchair to microwave. *_EVOLUTION_*

[@spacecorn997]

Dolphins evolving into microwaves more like bore ragnarok

[@alexanderveritas]

Awkward Hannah *What? How dare you! Everyone know that dolphins on wheelchairs are Lawful Good. They have absolutely nothing in common with Microwaves, which are Chaotic Evil.*

[@jackbudi]

True

[@GeorgTheGr8]

They said I could become anything *_SO I BECAME A MICROWAVE_*

[@leguisioso688]

Yespacito I remember you from clumsys feature a

[@queerbait1905]

Yes Pacino is that a zootopia reference

[@keefchief8568]

When I’m older I want to become a goatAwave

[@KorporalNoobs]

No piercings though.

[@kirbygriffin1]

That's 9gag level of funny, please don't ever do that again

[@flrgblrgrstienrflrgblrgdlr62]

Other/new people reading this title: whoa, wtf is this Kevin subscribers: _here we go again_

[@himynameismaryyy]

Off topic, but I love your name 😂

[@Joemamashouse69]

That awkward moment when you played the game for an hour without realizing it was an MMO simulator and not an MMO.

[@takodabdrew]

"I am a microwave". And to think, Kevin's parents said he'd never amount to anything.

[@cptjackpl8690]

Remember, *do not* put metal objects in the microwave.

[@joshf6570]

Or do

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Kevin: **continues to put metal objects in the microwave**

[@bleurghs]

Then what is the microwave made of?

[@jackbudi]

Or, you know, *_DO_*

[@mangan700]

Microwaves are a form of electromagnetic radiation created by a device called a magnetron. The metal in the walls and door of a microwave oven are safety measures. They keep the microwaves from escaping and cooking other objects, such as YOU! The metal inside a microwave oven reflects the microwaves and focuses them on the food to be cooked. The microwaves get absorbed by certain molecules within food. For example, water molecules within food primarily absorb microwaves and begin to move back and forth, generating heat that cooks the food. Metals, such as forks, knives, and spoons, are great conductors of electricity, because they contain lots of electrons that move about freely. When microwaves hit metal objects, they get reflected, which can cause problems. If there isn't sufficient material in the microwave oven to absorb the reflected microwaves, arcing between the metal object and another part of the microwave oven can occur. This looks like a miniature bolt of lightning when it occurs, and it can seriously damage the microwave oven by starting a fire, burning a hole in the wall of the microwave oven, destroying the magnetron, or damaging sensitive electrical components.

[@dr.k8610]

This game has literally dozens of hours of content, unlockables, secrets, and fun.

[@sandyjordans3060]

This game is perfect for Kevin's sense of humor but there's no killing

[@StephyDee]

“ In other words I put someone inside of the microwave. Just don’t turn it on.” _A visibly upset Jim Pickens puts away the Barry White CD._

[@CanadianDan854]

If you’re a microwave, then how am I gonna cook my pizza pockets?

[@Jeraldow]

Use the megawave

[@CPiz321]

K I N K Y

[@IamaPERSON]

@@AxxLAfriku YOU told ME to KILL MYSELF! Why should ANYONE follow you? Especially when I was minding my own business.

[@Papacarrot]

@@AxxLAfriku You are, indeed, the most stupid KZbinr I have seen on this site.

[@nunyabusiness6450]

You just gotta turn him on lol

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

But can the goats simulate depression

[@feralchangeling97]

Leading to kremitting suicide.

[@valpro4604]

Depends on the goat

[@rushbmostop2675]

They grow their GOAT-y for a reason, thank you i’ll be hanging myself next to kermit all night

[@memaymoo8088]

*No need to simulate it, if you already are depressed*

[@jackbudi]

Depression? More like Bore Ragnarok

[@kitty_gamer23]

Bore ragnarok Day of the year: 43 Consecutive BR counter: 45 Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload) Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1 Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)

[@Alice-pf3tu]

The microwave is Jim Pickens’ distant ancestor of destruction and mercilessness

[@Thenoobestgirl]

... The microwave is Jim Pickens' microwave.

[@superluckyandroid9449]

@@Thenoobestgirl he should start a series all about Jim's microwave

[@TheIrishDino]

Kevin's a microwave because he's only hot on the inside

[@IamaPERSON]

Kinky

[@ChristineNighting]

A hot

[@paulreed5376]

Gohjjhhdd

[@shroub3435]

And empty on the inside.

[@orangespice2981]

@@shroub3435 Hot and empty. Kevins insides is the Sahara desert

[@wesleybunch4925]

Goat Simulator MMO but Kevin’s video titles somehow keep getting more bizarre.

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

This is normal. You haven't seen bizarre yet.

[@AwkwardHannahTheGamer]

Surprised that I didn't see this coming.

[@giftko5173]

I see you commented *t w i c e*

[@alitem3364]

Goat simulator is desperate with its characters, you can tell. Day 75 of asking Kevin to sing take me home country roads.

[@のの-g6u2h]

Day 2 of supporting this comment

[@elihop9419]

JClark Day one of supporting your comment of their comment on the comment 😁

[@snarkiwi]

Day 2 of supporting this comment

[@SnivillusLupin]

"Take me Home Country Roads" but they all fell into a burning ring of fire.

[@jackbudi]

The other comment got their wish. We won’t stop this comment from continuing to grow. We need this to go through. If we don’t, T-series will win against PewDiePie, and we Almost heaven, West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads All my memories gather round her Miner's lady, stranger to blue water Dark and dusty, painted on the sky Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me The radio reminds me of my home far away And driving down the road I get a feeling That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads Take me home, down country roads Take me home, down country roads

[@Homievegetable]

Am i the only one dying of laughter looking at world chat

[@emrahalien2972]

sucks its not real people though.

[@NeonBeeCat]

"I put 2 and 2 together and got 5!" "This'll void my warranty!"

[@nickteo522]

It's almost like this game was made for beloved Kevin

[@juniperblackenstine2156]

Call Me Kevin is such an underrated channel. There are so many other channels that don't upload half as funny videos, and have so many more subscribers. I am just glad I found this channel!

[@leonv.3810]

Oh well, that's normal enough for us. Being a microwave in a Goat Simulator. Why not. xD

[@jackbudi]

Normal enough? More like Bore Ragnarok

[@nicolesteigerwald6977]

JackBudi thank you for that. Unexpected but appreciated

[@jfk1967cfc]

Brother?

[@jackbudi]

Brother? More like Borether

[@raptormcman6434]

@@jackbudi More like Bore Ragnarok

[@josefinebliss2801]

Mr Microwave, I am your father

[@forgemaster1492]

I identify as a battle toaster and I'm not sure if I'm your enemy or your allie

[@undead-cartilage8530]

@@forgemaster1492 He was like a father to me, I loved him like a son

[@phantombutterfly2430]

Day 34 of asking Kevin to bring back Baking Bad.

[@rosannabarber7461]

life is a constant struggle that never seems to end . . .

[@Cat-ct9hn]

Mona Beansa Day 3 of supporting this comment.

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

Baking Bad but in a microwave.

[@shahedali02]

I'll support your great cause

[@waywardinaway]

I really hope Kevin'll notice this

[@DankMatter]

Microwave is the only gender

[@MrDUneven]

This might get you banned from Twitch and Twitter and make the UK police call you about your thinking.

[@jackbudi]

But I’m a toaster

[@stuffthatlaggs5723]

Dear Leader yes they are they are the ultimate gender the super Saiyan of genders

[@mcscoops]

**Slaps** What about NASCAR ?

[@potatochips829]

@RipVanTacitusCornwallWinkle III microwave

[@ashley-lo2xd]

It’s 2019 so u can be anything now Kevin don’t worry about what “people” will say

[@schmoooovin]

He didn't care what people said in the first place and still doesn't.

[@ashley-lo2xd]

Nau 101 well he has become a microwave so u never know 😔👊

[@goldenknight1756]

*The Microwave God has blessed us once again* *All praise the Kevinwave!*

[@3possumsinatrenchcoat]

Little Inferno but Kevin sets the children on fire instead

[@puredemon5926]

"Okay that was just one hit, I can take that!" Me: That was like the third hit, but okay. Then again you survived all the other hits after that so that's one beastly microwave.

[@nogoodusernamesonline7814]

This video was so good I got reminded twice

[@willhall796]

Day 24 of asking Kevin to play Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic

[@fbi9711]

I main microwave class

[@jonathandiggs4673]

Agent cecgo??!!

[@izzydf8116]

FBI same

[@HTPCYMC]

Soon, microwaves will take over the world, and everyone must identify themselves as a microwave.

[@IamaPERSON]

But I identify as an attack helicopter

[@ChristineNighting]

But what if I’m a blender on the inside?

[@skeletor6287]

I already identify as a microwave

[@gdavies0423]

How to properly clean your metal computer microwave

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Better than a helicopter if you ask me...

[@schmoooovin]

Video *disliked* rated *0/10* Kevin didn't call us Bunnyboo

[@typhlosionisbest]

"I was already there!! Alright, I'll go get him." The true MMORPG experience.

[@wiggity-wack]

"This'll void my warranty" bravo on that one 😂

[@tankaddict9147]

Anyone else love it at the start when Kevin zooms in to a random position on the screen when he says "My name is Kevin"? 😂

[@tillyhoney6099]

I was watching Kevin, and I got a notification from Kevin. Do I watch too much? ...nah, that’s physically impossible.

[@conmanassassin]

Thanks Kevin for all the good content I’ve been sick today and this video was really fun to watch

[@xiomaramayers7465]

When in doubt... BE A MICROWAVE!! Ps. I was so early this time

[@stormyalice]

Got home from my 16 hour management shift and was never happier to see this. Thank you.

[@turtlegaming5623]

Day 2 of commenting til Kevin plays Madagascar

[@mafuyu8088]

yeS that game was my childhood.

[@jackbudi]

Epic. He’s gonna do this before country roads of course

[@champsammy13]

Me: *watches videos about life improvement* KZbin: *New Call me Kevin Video* Me: *instantly clicks* Also me: *life improves*

[@Erick-uf9ek]

i need to create a new religion out of this

[@gworld5912]

Your microwave is evolving! Congratulations! Your microwave evolved into a legged microwave!

[@clint7247]

I'm still waiting for the those "How to Escape the Map" tutorials, Kevin...

[@flashgnash]

When I played this game mode for the first time I thought the bots were real people for about an hour. I felt really stupid when it finally clicked that I'd been talking to myself in chat the whole time

[@runakoekkoek]

Lol same!

[@Lady_Crispr]

This game was made by drugs.

[@cerberus9832]

"Bughurgurgul gurr"...touched my soul for a moment..

[@tofugamer2082]

Kevin you should play Animal Crossing.

[@schmoooovin]

I think we all know how that would end

[@Zman14888]

The Microwave class is a severely underrated class. Its the only class that can produce cooked food in the field, providing your party with a permanent Well-Fed buff, and other bonuses for eating cooked food.

[@donnywaldman4959]

Day 23 of not saying the words that start with b and end with ore ragnarock Day 14 of asking kevin to play lego lord of the rings on the wii

[@jackbudi]

Words that start with B and end in ore Ragnarok? More like b now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel Air in west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some b ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mon scared and said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Airore Ragnarok

[@大家族団子団子]

@@jackbudi Oh yes! *im cumming*

[@FlowersMakeMeHappy]

In honor of Goat simulator I thought I would share a fun goat fact! I think it was in medieval France there was a torture method where you would soak the person's feet in salt water for eh a while, then once they were nice and salty they would flip the chair and let goats (Whom loved their salty treat and would just keep going and going) lick away!

[@MrPixel-ge6wx]

Kevin, you need to find the 70 Secret Powerstones of Gamagorath to get the Holy map of Mapelrune wich will show you the way to Cave of Traturan in wich you will find the Key to the Dungeon of Mandatoris wich is incomplet so you have to finisch the Dungeon by jusing the Sacred Stick of the Holy Tree of Knabberoni so you can find the Macig Gem of Tamatures so you can open the Relict Portal of Flörpeldörpel to the Ruind World of Wrpapa were you have to save the 20 Unmated Holy Maidens wich will open the Unholly gates of Holly Schnubelschnutz so you can defead the Great Evil KrKrKrKrKrKr and get the sword of the Unfallen Heros and be the new Hero of our Lands and start your great Adventure.

[@MrPixel-ge6wx]

but for reallsis, there are mad powers

[@acastusofastora8641]

Classic MMOs

[@le-ro]

Are you german? :D

[@davidbass6780]

The screaming goat microwave is its battlecry. You should use it during PVP combat. Benefits include causing laughing spasms and reducing opponent ability to fight, difficulty breathing for either side, uncontrollable muscle contractions leading to satanic body contortions and a rally bonus of +1 for moral support.

[@MicrowavedAlastair5390]

I can confirm that this is exactly how microwaves work.

[@stacebrewer]

‘GET ME OUT OF HERE ‘I was already there’ ‘No I’m not running around the whole map to collect ten hour glasses for you’ My whole time playing lotro summarised

[@melodiousai]

Bunny boo gang. Where you at?

[@safiya8649]

MFE I’m here cOoL cAt

[@reisun6894]

At first I thought you where referencing Boo Bunny Plague, the game. Silly me. Bratz is what the cool kids play.

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Present! 🙋

[@jackbudi]

More like Bore Ragnarok

[@private755]

Your thing is *huge*

[@cowboyanxiety]

im in tears kevin you always make it worth waking up every day bless ya

[@slowturtle1559]

Yes another fellow microwave

[@tomlabbate6253]

Yeees more baking bad hints (1:30) Bring it backkk!! Btw im loving this series you are truly hilarious

[@LurkSAR]

this is the only single player mmo, and it only took gaming 30 years

[@Unknown-ei7lg]

"zooms in on the word girlfriend" remenises on previous relationships in an instant

[@abelmj]

Kevins video titles are getting more and more nonsensical by the day.

[@ragvirsinghhothi8848]

@Moth he never had his sanity

[@peachybaby33]

Kevin: *googles LFG meaning* "looking for group. okay, what does UTH mean?" Me (strictly plays MMOs): OH boy. 🤣👌✨

[@p.n.k.-rokuza400]

*Commenting "Oh Yeah Yeah" on every video after Bratz: Rock Angelz until we get a second one* *Oh Yeah Yeah*

[@patricks.7951]

"You are the Mary Sue meant to save this land from certain doom" 1:33. Yep pretty much sums up every mmo

[@flippin_fork4259]

This game has more content than fallout 76

[@Guffy1990]

I can't believe how many people are still playing the MMO aspect of this game!

[@Etiennecollard]

Ah the old microwave in the tub

[@lenkagamine4145]

The chat in this game is perfect. I have trouble watching the video cause I keep pausing it to look at the chat-

[@kingredgrave]

Am I the only one who wants Kevin to play Overwatch to see how he would interact with the playerbase?

[@brucepranks]

No no your not

[@CinnamonEggs]

The best thing I know is when Kevin introduce himself and he zooms in on random stuff in the vid haha. Don't know why I find it so funny tho LUL

[@LavenderReynolds]

Relatable

[@SmokeDog1871]

Yes! Keep playing Kingdom Come Kevin, that was the game that first got me into your channel! You were the best at suffocating people while they slept.

[@DBYoujean]

Microwave MMO but I am the "G.O.A.T"

[@ElysetheEevee]

For some reason I’m having flashbacks of the window AC unit in Brave Little Toaster. Both that, and this, are on a whole new level of disturbing.

[@blakeroettgen2821]

They said play a game about goats they said It would be fun they said You won’t be a microwave they said Oh boy they were wrong

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

2:03: Well as a microwave at least Henry won't feel quite hungry anymore.

[@carrie8458]

Please play yandere simulator You would be a natural

[@qookie3090]

OMG YES i really wanna see that now

[@dasfowler]

The Monkey's Paw analogy is the most accurate description for "What is a Kevin" I have ever heard.

[@lamedrawings]

*Day 2 of commenting until Kevin plays Deadpool the video game*

[@beatlemaniac-oc4dr]

Thanks for continuing my deadpool request :)

[@lamedrawings]

@@beatlemaniac-oc4dr I commented yesterday too lmao

[@beatlemaniac-oc4dr]

@@lamedrawings hahaha what a strange coincidence XD

[@brittanygodwin7602]

Yes please!!!

[@jackbudi]

Commenting? More like Bore Ragnarok

[@treefiddy8811]

“Manhunt 1 & 2 are pretty educational” A response given In the chat box, when someone asked “What’s a good game for a 9 year old”

[@Btgates]

Well I'm dead inside

[@benkalotay8781]

Kevin! You need to download the sorcerer mod for Sims 4. It is fecking amazing. You can teleport with it and turn other sims into your minions! (And force them to be your maid, to dance for you, to paint, and so much more....) And you can force them to kneel before you. I think it would fit Jim perfectly. Oh and btw. I love your vids. You are by far one of the most hilarious You Tuber.

[@ficklemytancy1250]

Day 1 of asking Kevin to play Happy Wheels

[@ophelyuh]

Ehhh what the hell .... What happened to calling us Bunnie Boos” heart broken Kevin 😩

[@gooblegob]

her: oh, you play MMOs too? whats your favorite character? kevin: *THE MICROWAVE*

[@CoughE]

_Out of everything you could have been you chose a microwave instead of an oven. smh_

[@jackbudi]

I would be the wireless usb keyboard toaster

[@failedtalent1018]

All I saw was Call me Kevin, I am a microwave and instantly thought that Kevin has finally detached from reality.

[@dark_phoenix1712]

Day 2 of asking Kevin to play Dishonored 2

[@Prantass]

If i ever create a game, i'll hire Kevin to test it, he abuses the game so much that he can find every glitch/bug.

[@MrKoalabeere]

Microwave? more like bore ragnarock!

[@kjak0156]

I love how the Microwave just punts an apple at 3:18

[@theeggroll7150]

So Was there a squirrel

[@Thenoobestgirl]

On the road?

[@theeggroll7150]

The Noobest Girl I think so

[@WhatsMyFandom]

With legs or not, you best believe I'd save a microwave from drowning!

[@surya_0x0]

Bore ragnarok more like goat simulator. Wait...

[@gamerduude]

MMO = Massive Multiplayer Online Kevin "I've never been good at mmo's" Me: Kevin does not play well with others😂

[@korg1943]

Play Monster High Ghoul Spirit on wii