Godfrey Ho's Ninja Kill (1987)

[@JoseBronxRican]

5:51 - 6:23 Swear to God, this could easily have come out of a Monty Python flick.

[@Trid3nt861]

How to be a Godfrey Ho ninja. Step 1. Speak a cheesy 1 liner. Step 2. Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care. Step 3. do a spinny circle move that would cause nausea and flash cut a scene. Step 4. Have random Gi clothing you got from a generic martial art store with products made from China and a headband that saids "Ninja" cause yknow your enemies must know you aren't messing around and will break some toes. Step 5. Put in some Generic synth porn music or cheesy techno beats and draw your cheaply made display katana that will break easily at the slightest tap of the hilt and run at each other. The battle commences with random backflips and more montage cutscenes that would make Sylvester Stallone or Jean Claude Van Damme laugh. Step 6. If you poke your opponents eye out by mistake with your cheaply made in China display sword, please tell them to seek immediate medical attention. Step 7. Get sued by said other opponent/lose your job. Step 8. Progress!!!

[@TheRogueWolf]

You forgot "Yell 'NINJA!' in front of some scenic rolling hills".

[@Niko9mmykepazaa]

You also forgot "steal the background music from a japanese anime/tokusatsu. If they're from Kinnikuman or a Super Sentai series, then much better"

[@toledovf]

Stuart Smith is my favorite actor! I love Godfrey Ho movies. Thanks for posting. I have this on VHS and it never gets old.

[@aidy6000]

1:05 Kraftwerk! :')

[@Naevus044]

most stealthy ninjas ever... god bless Godfrey Ho!

[@turfute]

man i have been looking for this movie for more than a decade literally i hadd watched it as a kid but no one i know could remember it . today i googled yellow ninja movie and here it is wow :D

[@bluestripetiger]

I need a Godfrey Ho Ninja Universe videogame starring Gordon the Ninja right now!!!! Sony and Microsoft get to it immediately--and there better be no microtransactions or else you'll be breaking the ninja commandments!! While we're at it, a box set of of Godfrey Ho's Ninja Universe movies on bluray would be welcome with running commentary by Sho Kosugi !!! YASSS!!!! NINJA HEADBAND 4EVER!!! I wonder if back in feudal Japan ninjas wore NINJA headbands?? What if these movies were rebooted by Hollywood into serious action flicks for a modern audience?

[@ILLMATICAL]

Seeing this footage has given my life a new purpose.

[@astrocalder]

This might just be my new favorite movie.

[@waynewilliams9388]

Just IMHO, had the wielder of the 3-section staff in this clip been one of the performers from Shaw Brothers Studio, Richard Harrison's character would have been "Ninja Kill" 'ed. * crickets chirping * ... I'll just leave this here on my way out.

[@Kfied]

"If you can hear me... nobody took you seriously", haha :D Aw shit, your cuts make this even more hilarious it already was.

[@juliusebola9389]

This guy made 24 movies in 1987 alone, according to IMDB.

[@blandoworthlessness]

whenever gordon wins a fight the music they play sounds like the family feud theme. Also like how Kraftwerks trans europe express in evil ninja theme!

[@rorydropkick]

*lol* Great, now I can't unhear that. It's actually a piece from 1985's Dengeki Sentai Changeman, one of the popular live action Power Ranger style shows.

[@ttasd1]

Yesss maaster....born a ninja die a ninja...

[@davialmeida6181]

3:58 - Planet Rockin' Ninja Style

[@downnheavy]

GOD i love the late 80's

[@shalcla]

NINJAAAAA!!!!!!

[@Extol030]

I love the sound when they fight with weapons xD

[@MONO4608]

those ninja transformations are so fucking ridiculous

[@punipunipunisher]

@masterneverchinatown Are you going to become AN ULTIMATE NINJAAAA?

[@Deepercutt]

This is starting to look like a weird video game, each ninja is a boss fight.

[@ertznay]

Nice Kraftwerk soundtrack at 1:04

[@mitchdavis7671]

What's the deal with this movie? I can't find any info on it anywhere. I bought it from a weird guy with long hair at a yard sale for $1.00. It's in a totally old school case (looks like an old porn video or something) on the back it says $59.99...did someone actually pay that for this 26 years ago???

[@jonemarques2718]

Filme muito bom

[@ogreofchaos]

I have watched like five of these from different films and yet they all seem to be the same damn movie

[@TheRogueWolf]

Richard Harrison was on record as saying he was contracted for four films with Godfrey Ho, but Ho basically sliced-and-diced the footage and spread it out into nearly a dozen movies. That's probably one reason everything looks so similar. Poor Richard couldn't really catch a break in cinema- he was more or less doomed to be known as a Z-list actor in loads of crappy movies. I've read that he gave up the business and went on to found an electronics company with his son.

[@Zemaphore]

i wish i had a sparkly ninja outfit... and dutch subtitles floating beneath me...

[@ttasd1]

Richard Harrison is awesome and he's truly a nin....ja as on his cool headband! I think Chuck Norris was his master in real live.

[@syphonfilter8372]

Stuart Smith is so awesome that his opponent could have a mullet and a moustache and it still wouldn't help achieve victory. His only equal is Ninja Master Gordon.

[@DarthABBA]

anyone know the piece of music that plays when the two ninja's run up the mountain?

[@bluestripetiger]

Planet Rock

[@Squad2ND]

Whatta hell....1:05 ... they stole a song from KRAFTWERK

[@TOHOFIEND54]

Real ninjas wear pink. Also, did anyone else catch the music lifted from the opening of Raiders of the Lost Ark at 0:40?

[@Agent1W]

4:04 Chumlee Senior. I never knew he was a ninja.

[@SebDice]

the headbands say ninja WOW.

[@frankdeutscher7334]

Why in Hell is each FIGHT CUT???

[@punipunipunisher]

@astrocalder I hope it inspired yours!

[@nicolasadjignon1336]

So most of the budget when into buying Art of noise's rights to use their music?

[@Niko9mmykepazaa]

2:04 stolen Kinnikuman (80's anime series) OST!!

[@alexjackson1130]

Some decent flips,but the fightings a bit off

[@Tungstenum666]

1:51 a pink ninja...

[@Ciaran55]

gotta love all the unnecessary spinning from 7:00 onwards

[@aidy6000]

AND 4:00 !!

[@damianhdm]

middle finger.. hehe.. 3:52

[@MetalSlugzMaster]

nin (insert head) ja

[@JoseBronxRican]

2:00 The inspiration for Trix Yogurt.

[@able506]

nin ja