The Dumbest Reptile Questions People Ask Me

[@GoHerping]

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[@ben-gd9sh]

GoHerping Hi alex ur gay boy

[@johnnyh9334]

GoHerping I have a coastal carpet python and I was eating some KFC with the snake around my neck and stole one of my drumsticks and I was wondering if fried chicken is bad for them? Just kidding.

[@boavistaman7273]

GoHerping can I breed my corn snake and ball python?

[@johnnyh9334]

Why won’t my blood python and retic have babies

[@johnnyh9334]

I used to have three California king snakes and now I only have one and it’s really fat

[@Monitorrs-Moni]

What type of milk do I give a milk snake 2% or just whole

[@placeholder7054]

I give mine half and half.

[@rubenlillie2579]

They love almond milk

[@karmfilms8132]

Moni coconut milk is healthier for them

[@Buffalo_billi]

Just regular ol breast milk

[@morganstaker4928]

Ruben Lillie of course, they are against dairy production.

[@CrumbyBumbis]

Literally had someone ask me "at what size do you stop feeding your ball python?" Like you only feed them to grow and then stop once they get to the size you want them to be

[@designateddoser7651]

What the heck? How can you expect a living thing not to EAT?

[@bunniebie9269]

i once had to call a state department on a keeper. besides the snake (a carpet python) being kept illegally, in a layer of feces with no heat, he was also being fed a chicken neck every month or two to keep him from growing. people are horrible.

[@taeviansworldofreptiles3828]

Fwahahaha whaaat?!! that is the silliest mess i have ever heard!

[@jaegerthegreat7619]

They're not sea lamprey lol Fun fact sea lamprey can live for a few years without food once in their adult stage

[@benis9965]

@@bunniebie9269 I actually want to vomit

[@bearsanzone5653]

So I recently got this gecko, at what age do they start selling insurance?

[@vice-graffiti6603]

😂😂😂

[@brown_gurl]

I love you all 😂😂

[@basicenby4497]

Depends on the species but rule of thumb the more green the better deals the smaller the faster they will sell

[@narakagati5872]

I find that Day geckos should start selling auto insurance around the same time they learn fluent english.

[@bp8068]

why isn't this top comment

[@ivo2345]

When I talk with someone about my snakes, they always say "ugh I'll never visit your house l" then I'm like "holdup, I don't remember inviting you in the first place"

[@roseabee7503]

It's the best deterrent ever.

[@vivanyatodd5036]

In contrary, people'll ask to see my corn snake just so they can freaked out -_-

[@leisewri]

Yess

[@chantelspencer9532]

Snakes are a security system to keep family away

[@isabelwoodcox]

Ivaylo Margenski my mom has said multiple times that if i ever get a burmese python like i want to, she’ll never visit me :) so apparently, snake=abusive family repellent, she just makes me want one more.

[@MBH004_2]

I'm getting a gecko in 10 minutes. They don't need an enclosure, right?

[@mattford8994]

MBH004 no you can free roam them as long as the temperatures are below 55 degrees and make sure to have a water bottle that they can open if they are thirsty. Hope this helps a lot

[@mattford8994]

I̷t̷s̷C̷h̷u̷r̷r̷o̷T̷i̷m̷e̷ yeah I was also joking, I’m not that dumb

[@elchuzalongo4339]

@@crabs2608 he was obviously sarcastic

[@sinandcyanide7505]

Nah you can just free range that dude in the back yard.

[@brittanylong4669]

Just tie a balloon to them

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

At what age does a corn snake start producing corn? Also can I freeze the corn for later or must it stay live to taste good? ANSWER ME!

[@Kaaso]

You can put it in the microwave if u wanna speed it up but it might turn mutant

[@morganstaker4928]

Kaaso or into popcorn.

[@eya221]

haha

[@delaneymarcum4246]

😂

[@spon..]

when it overheats it will release salted popcorn and it can be frozen

[@celestial8516]

My mother asked if my leopard gecko was poisonous. I said I don't know, I've never eaten a leopard gecko before.

[@jonnamustonen6751]

Aether E. my excuse was that my first language one word is shared for venomous and poisonous! 🙈

[@spaghetti5914]

@@jonnamustonen6751 same here

[@ariana9045]

my dad asked the same question abut my leopard gecko and blue tailed skink and no they are not poisonous as long as u don't eat them.

[@MrDEADINK]

Aether E. This dude ate his friend leapord gecko and died . True story . Look it up . So I guess they are? . Jk it was salmonella

[@kakahass8845]

@@jonnamustonen6751 In my language "Venenoso" means "poisonous" and "Peçonhento" means "Venomous" THANKS PORTUGUESE

[@Bellasaurus]

I’m getting a pac man toad in 69 days, they’re supposed to eat fruit and ghosts right? What kind of fruit and, on the off chance I can acquire some, ghosts?

[@troodon1096]

Make sure he eats power pellets before he tries to eat any ghosts.

[@yeeter2669]

Using an ouija board as the lid to your enclosure will help attract the souls your pacman toad craves.

[@bredli6788]

Wait a minute... Bellasaurus I didn’t know you watched GoHerping

[@misonokarin]

Omg I watch your vids xd didn’t know you watched snake vids :D

[@Roman-bw2fo]

They rly like poltergeists in my experience

[@ProffesionalZombie12]

Never been asked this but it annoys me that folks think snakes are "slimy". Just because it shine, does not mean it slime.

[@morganhackworth84]

Same goes for my millipedes... people will hold them for the first time and go “... Oh? They’re not slimy?” No shit they’re made of armored plates 😂

[@thatsavage1202]

Bruhhhhh I get asked thattttt

[@cin9663]

I honest slime believer

[@MetalMorphic7]

It feels just how it looks rough but smooth at the same time

[@samuraijackoff5354]

My door handle is shiny. It’s not slimy....unless the kids touch it, other than that it’s smooth and clean.

[@dontask2421]

Can I turn my ball python into a corn snake if I feed it corn?

[@arsongamer1510]

No, it just becomes a cornball

[@View-sc8wf]

Sounds plausible

[@forrestgump8717]

Huh...I wonder...

[@NoahPetek]

Worked for mine

[@alexabplanalp4455]

Can I turn my corn snake into a ball python if I feed it balls?

[@caro4544]

Should you FEED your reptile??? Idk I’ve just been watering mine and putting him in the sun but he’s not GROWING?!

[@stonedserpent9206]

Well my iguana is green, so I give him houseplant liquid fertilizer in his water. He hasn't moved in about a week, though, and he's lying on his back- I'm taking him to the vet Thursday.

[@luccaglospescadores]

You could feed him corn balls

[@rachelansley5119]

This one actually made me laugh 😂😂

[@chugs6817]

Caroline Moreno he’s probably dead :(

[@Solace6428]

Digicraftmon the Crystal Gem woosh

[@reptilianviolinist]

Some one asked me if I was worried that my leo would “like eat me or something??” And I was like, “no Karen, he is the size of a pen and spent all of yesterday looking for a singular cricket”

[@ashleyhedrick5635]

Ametrine Pie ive seen this happen

[@markschannel3769]

Ashley Hedrick I’m intrigued did you see a small reptile eat a large person?

[@zedeadbug9995]

Marks Channel I think they meant seen someone ask that

[@markschannel3769]

・ZeDeadBug ・ loL Ik just a joke

[@maizie3921]

it's so funny whenever ppl ask that. my moms terrified of snakes and everytime I bring up my gfs cornsnake she grimaces like chill mother it's a toddler leave the fat worm alone

[@rahhhh9186]

I read the title wrong I thought it said "dumbest questions my reptiles asked me"

[@mrcrayte]

“Exscuse me, but can I have live and not frozen? Thanks”

[@felixshellberg2332]

@@mrcrayte stoopid snek how could you ask that

[@jessicamatrow5823]

XD

[@elainehe8638]

I mean, their questions are pretty dumb tho

[@aerithia3226]

Ah my reptiles ask me lots of dumb questions

[@nf4866]

I'm 27. Can I stay up as late as I want and have ice cream for breakfast?

[@rahhhh9186]

Yes sun.

[@MechaKnuckles]

@@rahhhh9186 Thanks!

[@honeycomb8620]

Legally, yes, is it good for you? Not really

[@pyewackettttt]

no.

[@korliss8368]

Sure, dude

[@SCP-2295]

its only happened once or twice but to some people when i mention my beardie they pause and like. take a step back. and are like "you know those have salmonella, right?" like, obviously, yes i do. i have a bearded dragon for the sole purpose of contracting salmonella. it's my one true goal in life.

[@moonstrucknoonook6859]

Man , I feel this too. I have rats , and some genius are like "yOu KnOw ThEy SpRead The pLeaGue righT???" or "ThEy'Re Mean AnD DiRty"

[@loriclaire5229]

I have a turtle and a tortoise, so I get this question a lot 😂. But I find it hilarious because I get this question from people who own dogs or cats and I always respond with, “You know cats/dogs can also carry salmonella right??” And the look of horror on their face is laughable. Like these little guys are my babies, the fact that they may or may not have salmonella is not going to make me love them any less. The same with your cat or dog... 😂

[@loriclaire5229]

Moonstruck Noonook rats are absolutely adorable and I will fight anyone who says other wise!! I stand with you 😂😂

[@SioPao91605]

cherryriot A few weeks ago my mom told me snails have salmonella when I was staring at one outside the door. I didn’t know what that was but from what I gathered in that moment I believe it was a germ. So I got defensive and said,”I’m not touching it,” or something like that. Also, if a snail happened to travel to our door handle would it’s slime track give you salmonella? -v-

[@moonstrucknoonook6859]

@@loriclaire5229 Absolutely ! They're so kind and loving

[@amke0442]

I have a corn snake and his vivarium is in my room. You don’t understand how annoying it is when people ask “Aren’t you afraid it’s gonna escape and choke you?”. Cmon, a 5ft noodle doesn’t have the strength to choke people let alone kill them.

[@amberdefoor8348]

In the beginning I had my cornsnake, my mother looked very concerned whenever she was slithering around my neck XD and she responds very quickly to moment in her enclosure, so my mom doesn't want to even put her hand in there. I mean if she really thinks it's food she would bite, but mostly she knows the difference between a hand and a mouse, she's just a very curious girl

[@maclikescartoons]

I want a Ball Python and my parents were like "what if it escapes and chokes you in your sleep"

[@gagiibaaji2774]

@@amberdefoor8348 I was talking to my mom about how I want a ball python and I said “it’s cool because it can go around your neck” and my mom got really nervous

[@allykat3466]

No you should be very scared, a spaghetti noodle almost killed me when it wrapped around my neck. Corn and noodles are not safe

[@gagiibaaji2774]

@@allykat3466 huh

[@thegraciest_]

i used to work at Petsmart, and someone genuinely asked if they had to keep their fish in water ALL the time.....

[@yesyes1299]

XD

[@aubreyackermann8432]

Were they not planning on taking it for walks? Petting it while watching TV? Taking a nap on the couch together? Putting it in beer for its birthday? Going to obedience class? Putting it in a paper airplane? It's cruel to under socialize your fish, and they need the stimulation. Besides, no pet should be left around water unsupervised without a rubber ducky. Just think of the magical relationship between man and fish. It's such a shame to think of those who take that unique bond for granted. 👱💗🐠. 🐟🏊. 🐡😋. 😀🍣

[@SubparPanda]

Nah you gotta let em out the tank to run around

[@aubreyackermann8432]

@ThatRandomGuy161 it's sad you put it back. Maybe it needs friends?

[@aubreyackermann8432]

@ThatRandomGuy161 be sure to get a specialty choke harness with spikes on the inside.

[@TheTurtleGirl]

yay salty Alex is very entertaining

[@sillyminicat]

yos

[@saif3197]

when do ball pythons start playing basketball

[@hiimkate1095]

When will snakes grow legs?

[@kixloo]

Hi Im kate its called a lizard

[@vbreezyyt7695]

I think it’s around 3 years old if kept right

[@brittanylong4669]

Not a dumb question at all. They should be doing it from birth if they’re in the right conditions!

[@shawnanderson2635]

Around 1 or 2 years of age

[@glerpglerpglerp]

I've been asked if there was a risk of my garter snake eating my 10-pound cat. A garter snake. Some people are very misinformed.

[@mintchip5763]

How is a fettuccine gonna eat a whole cat?

[@skeleletonboi4533]

lmao its more likely the cat would try to eat the snake

[@Jonnyzaza420]

Maisie Quinn the worm eating snake is a danger to cats around the world

[@wolfhead8926]

Oh my god these people are actual idiots that's why I prefer animals over humans (Even if humans are a type of animal but you get what I mean)

[@loadingsince-6517]

How is a giant worm gonna eat a cat? 😂

[@YUNOLetMeWin]

Customer: “Will the snake bite?” Me in my head: WiLl ThE sNaKe BiTe?! Me irl: “They can, doesn’t mean they will or won’t”

[@troodon1096]

A snake will only bite you if: a. it thinks you're food, or b. it thinks, that YOU think, IT'S food.

[@averybadidea1469]

I used to have a pair of garter snakes (they died when I was 10) that people would go “Aren’t they poisonous??!!” to... No Jessica they are garter snakes, they can’t even break skin, they are not poisonous or venomous.

[@zephatry]

i know this comment is OLDDDDDD but my ball python is like 4 months old, ive had him for a month, took me 3 weeks to get him to eat through assist feeding, that was the only time he bit me and it was because i was kinda holding the back of his neck and holding a dead pinky mouse to his mouth so he would eat (it had been a long time, i didnt want him to starve) so he was threatened, hes very docile otherwise

[@jonsager2646]

I would like this but its 420 so I cant lol

[@averybadidea1469]

Jonathan Onsager ruined the 420

[@rikitikidixon6566]

My dad used to say, " If you'd think about that question for more than 5 seconds you wouldn't need to ask." That didn't really help me with my taxes but I've found it applies to a lot of dumb questions.

[@AdventuringwithTrevor]

But can i feed live snakes to my frozen mouse? I need answers

[@arsongamer1510]

But can you breed snakes and frozen mice?

[@thefakeme9776]

You may need to thaw the snake that isn’t frozen first.

[@alexabplanalp4455]

Can I feed live geckos to my pet cricket?

[@supuwu5078]

@@alexabplanalp4455 I think so?

[@alexabplanalp4455]

@@supuwu5078 Update: I tried it and my cricket took the gecko almost immediately. Thanks!

[@DarkLord-td7mh]

Can I breed my Crested Gecko and Western Hognose? They’ve been together for a few days now and nothing happened. Update; I can’t find the Gecko but the snake is bigger, is it going to lay eggs?

[@elchuzalongo4339]

Lol

[@robertchidell8442]

You have got to be joking on that one right

[@elchuzalongo4339]

@@robertchidell8442 he is

[@chrishovnanian3114]

It should. Same thing happened with my beardy and chameleon. I had them in the same tank and then one day I came home from school and I only saw a single leg of the chameleon. I guess he was camouflaged really good

[@sophiecerone]

😂

[@hutonallplats]

When will my tree frog start making a tree

[@aris1869]

Where can I find one that produces fruit? And what varieties of fruit do they come in?

[@yeosangsgirl9686]

Âriš • you can find a lot that produces fruit in the wild really, or breeders. Pet stores don’t really have em 😖. They come in a variety of oranges, grapes, wild berries, blueberries.👌🏾

[@xierrypit4894]

Овлыдфрв осы шыжа (idk what any of that means im sorry if I offended anyone

[@lev7509]

I can make it worse: ...start making *out* with a tr-

[@joelaloggia3475]

He needs to learn wood style jutsu first

[@marenrussell9810]

I was in class and this girl in the desk behind me was talking about how apparently her friends ball python ate her brother, and "swallowed him whole" As a ball python owner, I couldn't hold in my laughter

[@sylvie_on]

the two-foot long laziest snake in existence eats a 4'6 kid, breaking news, next at six.

[@jaschabull2365]

That girl's parents made a big mistake putting it in the incubator of their premature newborn.

[@maclikescartoons]

I don't own a ball python but I do want one so I've been watching videos on them I'd literally not be able to hold in laughter

[@gagiibaaji2774]

Bruh.....

[@gagiibaaji2774]

@@jaschabull2365 I doubt it could even eat THAT

[@nickgranger6398]

The one that angers me is when someones says that my ball python is gonna eat me and strangle me

[@Leo-tu8gh]

Lol someone told me my ball python was gonna kill my dog.......my st bernard dog (RIP doggo ps doggo was not strangled by noodle)

[@jennali9800]

"don't worry, I have it trained to only attack people that make annoying comments"

[@mintchip5763]

If a ball python ever managed to escape its cage, it would probably just, lay on a window seal.

[@nezaapsner4062]

“Do you know the story about a lady who had a python and every night, it would sleep next to her and stretch out? Well, she took it to the vet and THE SNAKE WAS MEASURING WETHER OR NOT IT IS BIG ENOUGH TO EAT HER!” That’s my favorite one. Heard it too many times.

[@zookeeps1340]

@@nezaapsner4062 Its Fake, Watch A Video On Reptile Myths Debunked From Emily On snake discovery, She Explains That In The Wild Snakes Don't Line Up To See If They Can Eat Their Prey, So They Wouldn't In Captivity

[@victoriablake3826]

So after I adopted my first chameleon my friend’s mom excitedly told me she had one when she was growing up. The following week my friend shows up at school with a picture of her mom’s ‘chameleon’. This woman kept a BEARDED DRAGON for it entire (and admittedly short) life span thinking it was a chameleon and not once questioned it in the 30+ years since she’d originally gotten it

[@vulekv93]

Boomers can be incredibly stupid. Sometimes I wonder how the hell did they manage to raise children and have a career. They are often so shallow.

[@ArjackDFT]

*hmm yes this bearded dragon is made of chameleon*

[@chamsherp9762]

@@ArjackDFT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christy8194]

I'm reading this while my bearded dragon is at home. I miss him-

[@zakosist]

People get pets without even knowing which species they get?! Either way I know someone who thought an iguana was a gecko, the picture they showed me was clearly and iguana. But at least they didn't have it as a pet, it just happened to be a (most likely) wild animal nearby

[@alexabilliter3316]

I got a ball python recently. The day before she came in, my boyfriend asked me if they peed and pooped🤦🏽‍♀️

[@katiekane5247]

Get a new boyfriend, NOW!

[@cheesebatto]

Wow.

[@cicelypatterson3927]

No they’re like owls. They hack everything back up, through their intense digestion system

[@kawaiizilla7300]

Katie Kane bruh why?

[@thebreadlord9466]

Alexa Billiter you made that child with him?

[@irltrashcan6394]

I’m getting a kid next week, they don’t need vaccines right?

[@the_big_niz11]

HA ha ha ha aha ahaahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

[@christianjoyner8979]

Underrated comment

[@Southernpinesranch]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@0Funker0]

I hope you were actually pregnant when you said this

[@crowkys]

NO, dont give kid autism, if he is born with it aswell he might level up

[@dany0n]

My grandma asked me if my bearded dragon is supposed to have wings... I said yes he is, he also speaks 8 different languages fluently

[@ThePuzzlerOfRiddles]

@Cassandra I super believe in Tad Cooper.

[@avisartstudio9747]

Are bearded dragons supposed to time travel....because mine seems to do that he also started speaking french trying to swoon my female leopard gecko...she was not impressed

[@toddb1765]

If they did have wings..... I would totally get one!!

[@mauricethegecko9700]

@@toddb1765 if leopard geckos had wings I would have definitely got one

[@xierrypit4894]

All you need now is to buy one of those off brand leashes for bearded dragons that have wings as a harness.

[@hannas5439]

*guy walks up to chameleon* "what's that, a snake???" sir....it has legs...

[@wanbywalby8240]

There is a breed of snake that has legs though.....xD

[@stargazing_4332]

wannabe wallabe no there isn’t XD

[@Rachel-vl9nf]

@@wanbywalby8240 You got it a bit mixed up but close enough, there's a type of lizard that doesn't have legs

[@wanbywalby8240]

@@Rachel-vl9nf sorry, I did get mixed up lol, i meant there was a species of snake with legs, i forgot about the extinct part when writing that xD

[@traycarter5752]

Hanna Says lol yo I am weak💀💀💀

[@alexabplanalp4455]

Is my snake gay? It slithers flamboyantly and won't stay away from the other male snakes.

[@phillipt6345]

Imma Ssssssnake Ssssssilly Sssssally! Snap snap headroll eyeroll.

[@enigma1247]

Is his name Alex?

[@jordanvasquez9053]

oh yeah that’s a homossssexual snake right there

[@rye7126]

Phillip T Yep, seems VERY gay

[@vanillacapricorn]

Hey Ssssssistersssss

[@SeekingtheWild]

Random Guy: "Are your snakes so frail they cant eat a live mouse" Me: you try and eat a live rat.

[@tashas5074]

My Friend had a corn Snake that was killed by a rat. She Always fed her snakes live rats until the Day a rat bit the snake on top of His head and pulled the whole top clean of.

[@em2106]

Tasha S holy shit. How big was the rat??? Must’ve been way bigger than it needed to be

[@zz7733]

Tasha S dude I grew up on the east coast and I fuckin hate mice/rats. They’re so vicious and gross for no reason.

[@hunter_jumpr4670]

Don’t feed live please

[@bemakdbcumpenmask8540]

I once got into an argument with some guy who was saying feeding frozen was "abusive to the snake" and all that stuff. It turns out he was like 10 and never had a snake before. I even provided multiple pictures and videos of dead, bloody snakes that we're half eaten by mice/rats and he was just like "their all photoshoped" like?? Who's gonna sit down and be "aight, time ta photoshop a buncha bloody snakes videos, how fun"

[@finch8703]

DoEs iT BiTe? Is it going to absorb their prey? You bite. Snakes bite. Dogs bite. Hell, most fish even bite.

[@quinnsteele2444]

fish are dangerous man.

[@adkaquatics212]

Indeed.

[@tonipetrie8320]

I'm more scared of worms cause they've bitten me before, than my snake

[@originalhistory4446]

Everything that has a mouth can bite 😂

[@gagiibaaji2774]

Dogs are more dangerous than a ball python

[@voze6770]

When will my bearded dragon grow wings and learn how to breath fire?

[@no1caresanymore]

You have to shave its beard, first.

[@aubreyackermann8432]

I think you have to feel for wing stumps. Massage is shoulders to check. Also, it will develop kerosene glands around the same time, so you should also check its throat as well. Males get them at around three, and females at twelve.

[@stoutlager6325]

Dragon fruit unlocks that upgrade.

[@aubreyackermann8432]

Oh! Don't get too close to the mouth when checking for the glands, just in case. And use glass or asbestos bedding to keep the animal safe from fire. I like to mix asbestos powder and glass slivers, with a bit of Mercury drizzled in to maintain humidity. It also seems to help them develop the raspy breathing that proves their kerosene glands are fully developed. Mine's growing so fast she's slept for a week straight! Good luck!

[@lissa5038]

After it learns how to shave it’s beard, duh

[@elizabethstein369]

"Can I leave it in the car for a few hours" (winter time in canada). "Do I really need uvb light?" "Can I feed my snake dog food?" "Can it bite" (anything with a mouth can bite) "Do I need to provide water for a snake?" "Is this good pet for a 18 month old?" I work at a petstore and I hear dumb questions everyday.

[@Kaaso]

But do you give people *CalCi SaNd*

[@koalamarsc7452]

I get told a stupid thing every time my Asian relatives comes over.”Get another turtle” when I have a fricking 40 gallon for just ONE turtle.Lightning will be as spoiled as he can be but will most definitely not have another turtle in his tank.Just because he looks small doesn’t mean he doesn’t require all of that space.Honestly I’d have to two water changed like twice a week.

[@christinabranum5223]

I’ve actually had someone argue with me saying that “all snakes are boys”....yeah that actually happened

[@Taireable]

LOL Ummmmm. So how do they think snakes reproduce?

[@catbugani]

Les they obviously reproduce through mitosis

[@mr.opossum67]

Yeah, and all frogs are girls. Obviously...

[@christinabranum5223]

Les magic I guess 😂😂

[@christinabranum5223]

lettuce child yeah obviously lol 😆

[@madeleinewells7824]

Friend: Oh you have a snake thats cool. What type? Me: A royal python Friend: A PYTHON!!!!

[@jonathonhenshaw9128]

Lmaoo People hear boa or Python and they freak out. I feel like every non-snake owner thinks every snake is gonna be the size of an anaconda or something.

[@madeleinewells7824]

@Cassandra ikr

[@mintchip5763]

I asked my mom if I could have a Kenyan Sand boa, and she said no cause they’re “too big” like bruh. They grow to like, a meter.

[@zookeeps1340]

@@mintchip5763 Just Another Case Of A Parent Not Knowing Anything (Not Being Mean Tho, Just Parents Tend To Not Know, Unless They Have Owned That Type Of Animal Before)

[@tannerskaggs9080]

Me: shows a pic of adult royal python Non-reptile-owner: is that him as a baby?

[@hhorst84]

"Is your cobra poisonous" No.... "Oh phew, it bit me yesterday" ....its........ venomous

[@Sarah333123]

how

[@kittysrule]

@ΣXΩTIC PG3D actually there are snakes that are poisonous. But they dont typically use that as a self defense system like some frogs do. There was a story about a snake that slithered into some guys (I think a beer keg?) and when they drank from it they died because the snake was poisonous

[@calebdilley9185]

@@kittysruledo you know any "poisonous" snake species?

[@calebdilley9185]

@Isabella Bernhard now that makes more sense.

[@lannonhill9555]

Some sneks are

[@Aziara86]

I was selling my California Kingsnake. I had a guy call me up and ask me: "Has it been de-venomed?" I was so surprised, "Dude.. It's a KINGSNAKE, they aren't venomous...." Needless to say, I didn't sell to him... he also wanted to barter with frozen shrimp instead of paying with money :D What a nut.

[@mastermarkus5307]

... How MANY shrimp?

[@galuxius1861]

23 shrimp, that's my final offer

[@atroxanimates8921]

@Galuxius the UwU King Three, take it or leave it.

[@Sarah333123]

I’ll pay in shrimp, but only live shrimp. Paying in frozen shrimp is NOT NATURAL.

[@aidanburke4006]

Aziara86 wtf,,, frozen shrimp, why not at least fried shrimp???

[@NoahPetek]

Hey, I‘m getting five grown up reticulated pythons in a few minutes, they‘re not pOiSOnoUs, right?

[@marciitapper9411]

Noah Petek oh and can I keep them all together? They are all male

[@NoahPetek]

Marcii Tapper Of course, but make sure the enclosure isn‘t over 5ft long, they like to cuddle

[@kingstingray9436]

they don’t need any lighting or heating, right? since the cuddling should keep them warm enough.

[@alexabplanalp4455]

@@carisoul2180 Yeah, the light of Christ! Filthy serpents

[@kingstingray9436]

Marieh Tunggal no they DEFINITELY DON’T need light and they DEFINITELY SHOULD be housed in large groups in 5 foot enclosures and DEFINITELY ARE poisonous you uneducated walnut

[@Sarah333123]

When will my hognose finally find me some truffles?

[@sylvie_on]

oh they'll dig them up when you take them on walks :)

[@amphibian-reptilian-human6372]

HIGH IQ QUESTION

[@Dragonbleps]

Anytime I talk about my leopard gecko or bearded dragon, people go "Does it bite????" Like, does your dog? Your cat? Your bird? They CAN, but if you've raised them right, they won't. That, or "Aren't you afraid it's going to eat you?" Uh. No. He's like a foot and a half long. He'd choke on the tip of my finger, okay. Unless you have a pet crocodile, you probably don't have to worry about your reptile eating you.

[@andyartha4799]

My wife whenever I talk about getting a pet

[@idekemmmm]

I honestly don't mind the "Can it bite" questions. I think most of the time people are really asking if it will bite and if it's in that animal's particular behavior to bite, not if it physically can. Which imo is a very valid question. I wouldn't say any reptile that was raised right won't bite. I have a gtp that was raised very well and it still has an attitude. If someone were to run up to me and pet it, they'd probably get tagged. If someone ran up to me, asked if it bites, and then kept their distance after me saying yes, that'd be much smarter. I also have a leo I got from someone as a retired breeder. While I take good care of her, I don't think she got much interaction from her previous owner so she does try to bite sometimes. It's good to ask that question rather than assume an animal's behavior. Regardless of how they were raised or even if they're typically considered a mild mannered reptile like a leo.

[@panzerschiff9805]

A retic and Burmese python could eat you...or try at least.

[@jaydenblain3599]

When I tell people my bis will reach 7ft they say it will eat me. It's quite annoying because even at that size it probably wouldn't be able to kill me much less eat me

[@dylanreid7186]

Snake Discovery may be able to relate to the whole crocodile thing lol

[@leonjoyce]

can i house my corn snake with my ball python or will it turn it gay?

[@mrlettuce9741]

They will turn gay within 1-2 days of being cohabitated if you keep the humidity around 65%

[@Mc-nc9vs]

Yes they will turn gay unless it’s the opposite sex then you’ll get cornballs

[@allpowerfulmitochondria759]

Don’t some animals rape each other though to like assert dominance or whatever? Just saying it’s possible, but they’re more likely to kill each other than fuck each other.

[@crim899]

@@allpowerfulmitochondria759 I like how serious your answer is. :'D

[@no1caresanymore]

It will turn gay because it will develop a fondness for balls.

[@bandy7192]

when i tell people about my ball python biting me they always go "IS IT POISONOUS?"

[@arsongamer1510]

Yes, it is poisonous, this is actually a metal hand because the old one burnt off from how terrible the poison was

[@katiepentecost4789]

Omg! I got big by my 1 yo ball python and when I tell people it bit me and there like “Is iT PoiSoNoUs?” Yes yes it is. I have a poisonous snake and was holding it. People can be ignorant.

[@ziergoodson4511]

Tell them pythons arent VENOMOUS

[@marciitapper9411]

BandyWandy then I would say "I don't know I've never eaten one. But I do know they aren't venomous"

[@bandy7192]

@@marciitapper9411 my friend told me to say "its not poisonous, but it is venomous" and just wait for the person's reaction

[@adushitay9200]

When will my leopard gecko evolve Pokemon style into an actual leopard????

[@IMPofTHEGASsTATION]

You gotta keep grinding dude

[@freeformlotus4821]

It takes a looooooooooooooong time

[@kakyoin3760]

when you level it up with high friendship night starting at level 55

[@Pretty.Biology.Princess]

mine just evolved it’s amazing

[@salmonpancakes7008]

You gotta have it hold a dead cricket while spinning around 7 times, and then when its 1:27 am , if your awake, and it's a Tuesday, you have a 66% chance of getting a leopard. Hope this helped:)

[@Maddosun__]

I get "do snakes poop?" more often than most

[@starshine596]

I totally asked about snake poop with my first snake haha I knew they did but...what does it look like? Where does it come from? Omg embarrassing noob 😂

[@absolutelynobodycares]

lmao my mum asked that about my lizard xD

[@lemongrassandpeach4884]

I used to think that snakes didn't poop but regurgitate everything they didn't digest

[@energymischiefbear1001]

Maddi G nope... they metabolize their waste to use for energy later 🙄

[@energymischiefbear1001]

Star Shine learned that one the hard way when I felt something wet on my leg and then found four solid turds on my thigh 😂😂 my ball python got too comfortable with me

[@featheredmoth]

Not reptile related, but a dumb question I had when I was 15 "Am I old enough... to buy shrimp?"

[@breedlejuice8691]

Mx Mothman what was the answer?

[@featheredmoth]

@@breedlejuice8691 oh God I just saw this. Ok so the guy behind the counter just gave me a weird look and just said "I don't know... how old are you?" "Fifteen." "...I think you're old enough to buy shrimp" Anyway I swear i'm more intelligent than a shrimp

[@oodlespaos]

Mx Mothman lmao 🤣 this made laugh sooo hard

[@queno5388]

I feel like this is a valid question since a lot of European countried don't allow selling pets to kids under 16.

[@elizabethkeen7851]

Your not allowed to buy birds and certain pets so it seemed vaild. Under 18 can’t buy pets here

[@madisonhorne8952]

But like. Can snakes be VeGaN?

[@WaltRBuck]

So sad, but there are those that really try. And they argue with you that it's the best thing for them. So selfish. That's what you call being stuck in your own head.

[@kash8754]

Walt R. Buck I’m vegan but can’t imagine feeding any of my pets a vegan diet unless it’s my guinea pig or hamster. It’s crazy that there’s people out there that would actually do it.

[@peanutbrainedbuffoon7913]

I've heard before that we just need to "teach the Lions to not eat meat" it's crazy

[@nikkijaneX]

Patrick Star not to be salty; I’m vegan too! But it’s good to feed your hamster insects, egg or chicken! They’re naturally omnivores and eat insects in the wild, if you didn’t already know :) they can be vegan but they appreciate some different non-vegan foods ☺️

[@kash8754]

@@nikkijaneX Oh. I didn't know lol. i just feed them the typical guinea pig and hamster food from the store. I usually give them some carrots too as a snack, but i'll be sure to give them some of the stuff you suggested.

[@FlintKnap]

"because it's natural it's good" Someone has never heard of arsenic...

[@billysmith5409]

spud crisp or Thallium or lead or Mercury

[@subducks5521]

FIRE IS FUN!

[@nataliebradley5312]

Lego_general_greivous arsenic has nothing to do with fire

[@bpyrotroph3670]

@@nataliebradley5312 They are replying to the part of the comment that says ""Because it's natural it's good"".

[@bpyrotroph3670]

@Cerulean Skigh Yep. Cyanide and water.

[@Stian1342]

So, I live in Norway, and its cold as fck, do i need to buy icecubes for my polarbear ?

[@rachael7407]

They like Coca Cola!

[@prestonjones1653]

A daily walk in the park should be fine. Check the local leash laws.

[@luxurypetscz]

I nearly woke up my boyfriend reading this :D. Such a dumb question! Ice cubes are obviously not enough, keep your polar bear in a freezer!

[@jupiterstarr8954]

🤣🤣🤣👌

[@ceciliabelleau8419]

no.... *_-frozen coca cola-_*

[@yetiinmyspaghetti2029]

what do you call a curious amphibian? an ask-olotl.

[@panzerschiff9805]

I hate puns...but this Glorious joke made me hate them even more.

[@mint-mangos3912]

I hope your cheese never stick to your pasta

[@dominotheballpython4969]

Or a frog

[@billysmith5409]

That’s hilarious!

[@gemasnicket1817]

Huhuhuha hilarious

[@irondolphin9387]

I am getting a new pet mouse. It is ok to keep it with my ball python, right?

[@arsongamer1510]

Yea, its perfectly safe. You can keep a mouse and python together. If you dont see the mouse in your enclosure, that just means its sleeping in its shelter

[@irondolphin9387]

Another question. How do you find an escaped mouse? I have looked through my entire cage and he wasn’t their. Are there any tricks to finding them?

[@arsongamer1510]

@@irondolphin9387 Well usually when I've lost my mouse I get another one. They're really good at escaping their enclosure. Of course, what I've found is that for some reason, when you have mice and snakes together, the snake usually doesn't want to eat, particularly after the mice escape. So maybe separate them. Naw, mice are cheap, just keep getting mice and fitting them inside

[@brasssentry2091]

there is actually a guy who keeps a mouse with a ball python and apparently they have been getting along really well for quite some time

[@breadfordead]

Can i keep multiple rats in the same tank with my ball python and do they need water?

[@babyvalentino10]

Me : here’s my new baby Beardo. My friend: is it poisonous? Me: I don’t Know I Tend To Stick To Poptarts

[@honeeeyyy_5871]

BonziBunnie my friend saw that I want a corn snake and she was like “it won’t bite will he” like no sweetie he has no mouth 😂

[@Charlie-tw3ef]

@@honeeeyyy_5871 It does have a mouth

[@callmecharlie4250]

@@honeeeyyy_5871 corn snakes bite

[@tannerskaggs9080]

Lol i like the poisonness and venomous mix around

[@Radish1875]

T h a n k Y o u 😂 I needed a good laugh!

[@Fedstrix]

I get asked if I am afraid of our red tailed boa eating my toddler. The boa is in a solid wood enclosure with a solid wood frame plexiglass door that has a padlock and the gal eats small rabbits. Yes a bite would be bad. No she won't eat my kids.

[@surtu9221]

Theoretically speaking, on the one blue moon day you didn't lock up properly or someone was helping you right before a big New Years party, the snake could escape it's enclosure, make it to your toddler's room, randomly decide to grab and wrap the child, the child would be unable to breath properly to call for help and you're still at the party downstairs and can't hear the baby monitor, and even if the snake can't successfully ingest the toddler it might panic and summarily asphyxiate them... ... But your child has a higher chance of being killed by the family golden retriever, or one of the visiting New Years party guests, or *lightning.* You probably get asked the question enough that it annoys you that people think you put no thought into the care and keeping of your own animals; they're acting like you're naive or delusional. I'm assuming the reason your snake has padlock on its enclosure is because you both respect and care for the well-being of the snake and have thought of the ways it could potentially escape and do harm unto itself, and for the snake's best interest have made it difficult to escape. Even that much foresight is likely enough to prevent weird hypothetical scenarios from ever playing out.

[@aaronmiriyala]

"is it slimy?" Ugghhhhh, hate that one, like okay, I understand, sure, a lot of people ask that question. But who has answered 'yes' to that question for it to have gone on for so long??

[@aubreyackermann8432]

I had one person in my college English course last week who was genuinely shocked when I told him snakes weren't slimy. I had to explain that they're shiny like hair or nails, not oil or water.

[@tf7602]

Maybe it's because frogs are really wet and most people have not touched a snake but probably caught a frog sometime in their life? Or maybe because snakes slither about and obviously they need to be slimy in order to slide on the ground (snakes are not snails tho)

[@colinehay]

I think it comes down to people not knowing what slimy means. I’ve had countless people touch a snake at my workplace and then exclaim “wow, so slimy!” 🙃

[@ellelka]

Tbf I also wondered if they were, or couldn’t really tell if they looked more shiny or slimy. After having a corn snake, ball python and Burmese python I can confirm they are not slimy 😂

[@moistowlette8749]

I get the question "How long until you have to start feeding it rabbits/pigs/dogs?" far too often. Like, my dude, this ball python ain't gonna get big enough to eat your dog.

[@arsongamer1510]

when do you feed ball pythons humans

[@moistowlette8749]

When it grows to about 12 ft and the extra heads start to develop. At this point, it is recommended to feed fresh, free range humans.

[@arsongamer1510]

@@moistowlette8749 My snake only grew 12 heads by the time of adult and it hasn't been growing any more, will this be a problem

[@moistowlette8749]

ArsonGamer This may be caused by impaction. Bone shavings are *not* recommended for your snake. Switch to a safer bedding, like powdered souls.

[@arsongamer1510]

@@moistowlette8749 What about crushed hopes and dreams?

[@DrLongWang]

I’m performing genetic tests to bring the titanaboa back from extinction, they’re not poisonous right?

[@patrickripleyiii134]

Aiden Potter no you good, totally safe

[@sylvie_on]

go ahead! very safe. theres even a whole documentary about things like this, its called jurassic park. :D

[@quinnsteele2444]

not *_poisonous_* .. maybe just uh...

[@CynderSpirit]

If your doing that, might as well bring back the Dinosaurs.

[@jezekiah7807]

I'm getting an anaconda is 26 minutes. Do they need water?

[@4ndrewjlm924]

Nah just feed it a toddler once a year and it’ll be fine

[@jezekiah7807]

@@4ndrewjlm924 ok thanks I just got it 20 minutes ago. Do they sell f/t toddlers or do I have to feed live?

[@4ndrewjlm924]

Jezekiah Feeding live is more natural. Just pick one up at your local preschool.

[@arsongamer1510]

@@4ndrewjlm924 Make sure you have bait as well, have candy at the ready

[@fieldfrost4220]

ArsonGamer why not try hunting for fresh toddlers? all you need is a pistol and just walk into your local school. theres tons of them there

[@Moon_samurai128]

I think the stupidest misconception about feeding snakes frozen foods is that they have some sort of hunting instinct that only live can satisfy. This goes back to the tendency for certain pet owners to assign canine behaviors to their reptiles because it's easier to understand. Snakes don't have a hunting Instinct. They're opportunistic feeders. In the wild they are just as likely to eat something recently killed on the ground as they are to strike live prey. And snakes don't hunt. They wait for a field mouse or a frog to come to close to their territory and strike when opportunity presents itself. They have no instinctive desire to chase down prey in most situations like wolves do. They wait for food to come to them

[@Mattchew00]

Not all snakes are opportunist feeders. Some species do hunt

[@phoenixwolf6779]

It’s like saying I need to have rats in the house to satisfy my former street dog hunting technique.

[@GabrielWolfe]

Don't mean to be nit picky, but yes some species actually do actively hunt down prey.

[@Kaaso]

I have a homosapien that I ordered of the dark web. Is it alright in the shed?

[@InnannasRainbow]

That's where I keep mine.

[@InnannasRainbow]

@The Confusing Riddle Yeah, I hate when it whines, "I'm hungry," "I'm in pain." Shit like that.

[@dryest-bones]

i keep mine in the basement, but i keep it out during the winter and summer months.

[@morganstaker4928]

Yes, I guess it is alright, as long as you put a firm lock on the outside from keeping it from escaping. They are real escape artists, so be careful, you could lose one! Also, you can feed him dry oatmeal and apple slices 3-4 times a week.

[@Kaaso]

@OLD BIRD CHOZO making jokes out of the things that scare us is the only way to get through them. People like you end up depressed. It's harsh but true

[@Gjorten]

Where did it come from, the idea that snakes and lizards are slimy? THAT drives me nuts.

[@tannenbaum6092]

they look very shiny sometimes and when you've never touched one you might think they're slimy

[@sarahb.6475]

Maybe because some snakes live in swamps and wet areas?

[@isiseloise7286]

Yes! Agreed!

[@Dogbite295]

I used to think that they were rock hard because of their scales until i actually held one and i was lik3: w0ah

[@jaschabull2365]

People probably picked up salamanders and caecilians and didn't know the difference.

[@GeometryDashAcamar]

4:37 CORNBALLS Y E S

[@mas4941]

rylothh תודה IKR! 😭 YAAASSSS

[@redheart7795]

So amazing 😂

[@megaroo6110]

Your sense of humor is amazing! "When are my ball python and corn snake going to reproduce......it's been awhile." It better be called a cornball. I probably laughed way too hard at this.

[@itzbreanna1153]

At what time do you need to stop watering your snake? Is it when they go through photosynthesis or when they get pollinated? Also is it possible for a corn snake to just like.. not eat?

[@yaraal-shishtawy1910]

Breanna Barnes when your sneks reach a point of photosynthesis you can stop watering them, however mist them about 1-2 times a week to ensure that they stay hydrated (keeping them at around 20-80% humidity is good). Also, I wouldn’t recommend to completely stop feeding your corn snake, as they can turn gay after a while or in some cases they can start identifying as an attack helicopter . You can, however, keep them on an air-only diet if you monitor you snake well and keep the temperature somewhere lower than your house temperature. You also need to make sure your snake gets enough sunlight for the air-only diet, or they’ll turn gay within a few days.

[@itzbreanna1153]

@@yaraal-shishtawy1910 thank you, this reply has most likely saved my snake's life, much good

[@stx11uh73]

Whenever I tell people I have a crested gecko they always tell me “I feel bad it should be in the wild” like huh it’s a captive animal ion know how else to tell u. Then they’re like “why can’t you just release ur gecko” like bruh the poor child would die out there💀

[@tonyflamingosucks6590]

Explain to them that in the wild they have drastically shorter lifespan’s and stay in the same tree their whole life. They only leave it to find mates but their brains are too small to desire mating so much that they’ll be unhappy without it. Their brains prioritize what they need to survive and what is and isn’t dangerous, and in captivity they’re safe, healthy, and long lived :)

[@mariemeow9757]

@@tonyflamingosucks6590 I think I’ll print that out and hang it on my door so people won’t even ask

[@marlonw5053]

and that in the wild they were nearly extinct...

[@jacquepoulsen2076]

I’m only eleven and I’m saving up too buy a pet chameleon but I’ve also been doing research for a month

[@ILUVDCTHEDON]

I'm late, but are you a beginner? Chameleons can be hard for beginners. Leopard geckos recommended. But, of course you can do research and get one. Just telling ya. 🤠

[@jacquepoulsen2076]

i’ve owned several geckos

[@CN-kf8xj]

Awesome! :D

[@jacquepoulsen2076]

alyyuhh yup

[@v_enceremos]

Jacque Poulsen what happened to them

[@evanabboud5068]

Why doesn't your poisonous corn snake try to kill you if its 132 degrees outside. Right?

[@goldengamer6911]

Flick The Snake This is a easy one, the snake is waiting for it’s legs to grow back

[@evanabboud5068]

@@goldengamer6911 oh yeah duh!

[@chasingthefish9042]

My favorite that I have ever been asked. What are you going to tell the police when your ball python eats your baby?

[@surtu9221]

How small is your baby!?!?! XD XD XD XD XD

[@chasingthefish9042]

@@surtu9221 my kids are 4, 7, 7 years old.

[@chasingthefish9042]

@BRADY ROWE lol

[@chaceblack9285]

Either way you have a giant ball python or you have a really small baby...

[@LilttleFreak]

@@chaceblack9285 would you rather have a snake-sized baby or a baby-sized snake?

[@Mal-x2x]

We had my aunt over and I was showing her my Blue tongue skink and she was soooo concerned cuz she thought his ears were wounds, and I tried to tell her “oh no those are his ears he’s okay” and she was like “no I think he’s hurt” 🤦‍♀️

[@jazminejendersee9242]

Awww at least shes concerned

[@Mal-x2x]

Jazmine Jendersee true she’s really sweet haha

[@ben-gd9sh]

Can snakes be gay

[@kingstingray9436]

Hi Ya obviously, have you seen Draco

[@ben-gd9sh]

Toasty Ghosty Uhhh actually no I haven’t seen GAYCO

[@jennamarrs7714]

Questionable

[@designateddoser7651]

Can you be gay

[@pythonsproductions5723]

@APAR -arron plays and reacts no

[@BuffRoach]

Is it fine to just give my bearded dragon milk Instead of calcium powder

[@vulekv93]

Milk is natural! milk›››chemical powder

[@catherinelangley5185]

vule no you can’t they don’t digest it

[@Reitse01]

@@catherinelangley5185 whoooosh

[@I_Like_2_Laugh]

@@catherinelangley5185 bruh the video is literally on dumb comments, how would you not pick up on the joke

[@thatoneguy-cg4re]

Nani

[@james.1219]

You should ask some of these questions to Petco or petsmart

[@arsongamer1510]

"is the ball python poisonous" "Yes sir, only the most dangerous people can keep the dreaded BALL PYTHON"

[@makaylahuntley11]

@@arsongamer1510 Some employee once told me they had the fangs/venom glands removed from the ball pythons...

[@arsongamer1510]

@@makaylahuntley11 lmao

[@shazori]

@@makaylahuntley11 oh sweet jesus that sounds like something one of my moron co-workers would say

[@amberarras2056]

THAT WOULD BE A GREAT VIDEO! 10/10 WOULD WATCH

[@GreebleClown]

“If my ball python escaped (into the wild) I want him to survive, right?” (shrieks in Floridian) NO!

[@nicolebuckley1111]

People ask me why do u feed your bearded dragon with tweesers what if he was in the wild he wouldn’t be able to fend for himself. WELL LISTEN UP hes a captive bread animal for over 50 years that will never be in the wild and if he escaped and somehow managed to get outside he would die in 10 mins cuz ireland is frezing 😂

[@WhiteKoneko]

Yes cause last I checked Ireland is an outback bushy grassland and australia is snow and ice. lol

[@amyrodda9556]

lol captive bread

[@m0thman815]

“It’s good cause it’s natural” Poison Ivy is natural, is that good?

[@pyewackettttt]

yes. let the ivy consume you.

[@dtawist]

tornadoes are good

[@dtawist]

@The Confusing Riddle yes, trim down the population. kill everyone painfully

[@bloopbloop5734]

uranium is natural, but you still wouldnt use it

[@leahanderson1576]

Nature is our enemy. You're absolutely right.

[@carleyjones7324]

“Your snakes poop? I didn’t know snakes poop.” ... where did you think... how... I have no idea why so many people didn’t realize snakes poop lol

[@arsongamer1510]

Pfft, dont you know the waste in their body just vanishes into thin air?

[@peanutbrainedbuffoon7913]

@@arsongamer1510 not joking my brother once asked " do snakes have a butthole or do they poop through there mouthes " I replied with they have a cloaca. It was amazing

[@Cammibird1]

Donovan Hughes In your brother’s defense, there actually are some animals (jellyfish and corals, for example) that have very simple digestive systems and do, in fact, “poop through their mouths.”

[@deltagaming7890]

"hey im getting a keelback snake they are not poisonous right?" "hey im 3, can i get a komodo dragon"

[@MysShadowdragon]

I’m mean to be fair that is every child in the age of like 6.

[@Jh46282]

keel backs are actually one of the very few actually poisonous snakes and yes, I do know that vipers and elapids and other things like that are not poisonous but venomous

[@gabriellasmith1227]

Can my dog breed with my bearded dragon? 🤔

[@fish9736]

Yes there babies are soooo cute

[@fish9736]

Lol

[@nellytang1216]

No, obviously you need to breed dragons with dragons and dogs with dogs, duh. You can only breed bearded dragons with dragonflies. Or you can breed dogs with prairie dogs.

[@jezekiah7807]

I'm not sure. Try it but keep the babies without a heat lamp if it is warm where you are.

[@theinfernosystem1323]

I tried this and sadly all the babies died??? Does anyone here know if you're not supposed to give breaded dog dragons fried lasagna?????

[@skyguyflyinghigh]

i love my family but they have unfortunate problem of being incredibly gullible when it comes to snakes, and they've got some crazy friends. i've lost count of the times i've felt like i want to die hearing things they've come up with. just recently they convinced a family member that you need to get bulletproof glass to house a snake that you need to section off part of an entire ROOM for a boa and that they're killing machines who will die just to kill you. im not exaggerating even in the least, the bulletproof glass thing left me dumbstruck for a second because my mind had to reboot trying to understand that. that was a long day.

[@harrywatkins8194]

Well, obviously? Boas have terrible aim with machine guns, but it only takes one bullet. Better to be safe than sorry.

[@gaygrape9407]

"does that boa have it's own room?" "Yes and iTS GOT A GUN" "nah it's all good it's in a bullet proof tank"

[@surtu9221]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying XD XD XD The lunge of the boa is so powerful it shatters glass with it's snoot!

[@katiekane5247]

Sadly, we can't pick our families. Just remember how gullible they are when they tell you other stuff!

[@stellarlunar87]

*owns 5 foot long snake* Aren't you scared it's going to eat you?

[@jacquepoulsen2076]

No they aren’t big enough to eat you

[@yesterdaystomorrow5510]

If you feed your snake, it's not going to eat anything you don't want it to eat. Plus, I think 5 feet is too small to eat an adult human without serious damage to the snake.

[@jacquepoulsen2076]

Yup

[@geekazoid2235]

r/whoosh

[@gemaimapoole1005]

r/ whoosh

[@bigoz5105]

Why doesn’t My leopard gecko have whiskers

[@jackpitt8316]

I think that you should definitely declare a refund

[@izmizzle]

Are blue tongue skinks different than armadillos?

[@ewwisuwu5835]

I understood that reference

[@warcrimejones9187]

@OLD BIRD CHOZO no armadillos are poisonous balls

[@victoriablake3826]

No

[@nikki-yq8lv]

no, i got this info from someone at a pet store

[@angiemarie00]

"When people ask what impaction is while using 12 GALONS OF SAND" I died 😂

[@aris1869]

What IS impaction? I need to know this so I don’t look like an idiot and also don’t treat any snakes I want to have in the future poorly

[@birb4698]

@@aris1869 its when a large bulky object gets lodged somewhere (in this case the reptile). Sand clumps together when it gets wet if youre wondering how sand gets large and bulky.

[@pcuneo4243]

When was the war of 1812? Edit: Thx for all the likes but don’t just make up a random date to confuse me I was asking a question.

[@kingstingray9436]

Kaiju Fan X 1732

[@evieann5712]

Kaiju Fan X in 1653

[@angrygrouse4989]

2008

[@abbywetmore8141]

good question. its hard to find reliable information on it, but I'm guessing from the back of my mind it was 1678

[@jurassicroom7673]

1812! Yay I'm not dump like the rest of you guys...

[@kayjo7888]

snakes “losing” their instinct to eat because you feed them frozen, is like saying a human would loose their instinct to breath because their on oxygen 😂

[@mister_damian]

bruv this is so good

[@Spawnofademon]

I hate that when people say something about “poisonous” snakes

[@felixmccracken234]

SPAWNofaDEMON some snakes are poisonous so don’t eat them

[@mbtt7420]

Eh j mean a hognose CAN be poisonous lmao. But I get your point

[@drendraleigh4722]

Maybe they're just not a native speaker Like me who mixed the two up for like... 4 years 😓

[@NCHerpers]

Same

[@cabexmusic]

I don’t know I’ve never liked a snake before licked*

[@samg7163]

My friend asked me why my gecko didn’t have a “wiener”

[@galuxius1861]

where did you hide it, give it back it's not yours

[@robertchidell8442]

Probably because it hasn't hit pubity so it's wiener isn't big enough to see no it's a female!

[@anonanonymusgirl5000]

XD

[@isabellalovesfrogs6758]

SamG same except with my bearded dragon

[@xdoxxy]

I’m so confused. Do they not have a penis or was it just a female. 😂

[@sharkinawineglass]

6:04 my mom wanted to hang a paper divider between my bird cage and the tv to keep the tv clean. She was hanging it up and the birds were freaking out. I sighed (cuz I don’t want my baby’s traumatized) and she said “well in the wild they would have to dodge predictors” something along those lines. So I said “so if a person broke into the house and started beating me up are you just gonna stand there and say ‘well in the wild you’d have to avoid bears’?”

[@chloe_batty]

One thing that bothers me, is when grown ADULTS tell me not to keep my tiny ball python because it will “eat me” Seriously... look at the size of its head.. it couldn’t even swallow a hand 😂

[@salmonpancakes7008]

You: O The snake: ° Adults: its gonna eat ya

[@tonyflamingosucks6590]

Tell them that those 12 foot long Burmese pythons in pictures that swallow deers almost always die when they eat things that big, and that most of them know when something is too big to eat or not food. They only bite when they’re in food mode (obviously that’s not true but it eases their mind and bites are so rare that they won’t know the difference) Also tell them that since 1978 only 17 people in the US have died to nonvenomous snakes. For comparison 450 people have died by dogs and nearly 600 have died from horses since then

[@Radish1875]

That's annoying xD

[@zookeeps1340]

@@tonyflamingosucks6590 yeah, also to those people in 1970, 2753 died from choking

[@toony2351]

Let alone a finger.

[@GhosTxOFxReacH]

LOL "You can't lose your instinct.... that's.. not how it works" xD that's hilarious

[@almightyshippo1197]

"Why don't you live feed?" When I'm asked about this, it's simple for me: In Australia, legally, we can't live feed here. It's considered cruel because the prey can't escape and may feel undue fear. Basically, we don't have a choice.

[@tockface3785]

In sweden feeding live is illegal because it can hurt the snake 😂

[@YEs69th420]

@OLD BIRD CHOZO Compassion towards animals, and the law too it would seem, only really stretches to vertebrates, and most of the time just the tetrapods. It's sometimes a bit questionable but things would be harder if we cared more I guess. China is horrible though, awful views on animal welfare over there. It's sickening that they so gladly brutalise dogs.

[@warcrimejones9187]

@@tockface3785 yeah sad news, all the snakes in the wild be getting sick cuz they feed live

[@warcrimejones9187]

I almost commented to myself calling me an idiot, I almost wooshed myself

[@lurji]

who is coming in to regulate this though? lmao???

[@maemae4124]

I laughed so hard when you said 'Corn ball' that I choked on absolutely nothing.

[@jameso17]

So I’ll be getting a panther chameleon tomorrow and I have a panther so I was wondering if my panther chameleon will eat my panther. Chester is a very nice kitty and I don’t want my panther chameleon to eat him. What do I do?

[@ArjackDFT]

I'm not sure if the chameleon in your pfp is your's but it's adorable 🥺

[@jameso17]

•DragonFruit• he is not I took a picture of this guy from a reptile expo, he’s a nosy-be panther chameleon!

[@jaschabull2365]

He'll be fine. Just don't let him near your leopard gecko, those eat leopards.

[@stadzh]

hey uh my savannah monitor and my crested gecko arent making bebies.. is there anything i can do to speed up the process? im worried.. theyve been living together for a while now ;(

[@KaiSub]

Hey, I'm getting an American alligator tomorrow, it can live together with my cat right? This is a joke.

[@RRW359]

Are you crazy? One of those is a cold-blooded obligate carnivore that will try to kill most other animals it sees... ...The other is an Alligator.

[@TheDogondone]

Lmao^ my old cat

[@rahhhh9186]

The cat would eat it

[@jenegg6500]

do animals need to drink water??

[@evieann5712]

Nahhh they drink my SaLTy TeARs for Queen

[@KillerofGods]

They drink brawndo. It's what reptiles crave.

[@pastelwatermelon3774]

They like beer as treats

[@JA-sn1or]

They need some Sprite cranberry

[@cheshire4564]

Are you really that dumb? Of course not! I gave my lizard some bepis and now he's rolled onto his back! He seems ok. He hasnt been awake for weeks. Ill probably go to the vet in a few days.

[@voidcritter2334]

Something my friend said when I had a guppie tank: You know those aren’t tropical fish, right? *they don’t need a heater*

[@voidcritter2334]

Ivan the flying squirrel yes the fish would may have adapted, but there would be health problems. And as long as you put the fish in the water while the water was heating up it would be fine, don’t just plop it in 90 degree water after it being in 60 it’s whole life

[@CosmoniYT]

they dont tho

[@voidcritter2334]

All fish need heaters, tropical or not.

[@CosmoniYT]

@@voidcritter2334 no, especially guppies shouldn't. every heater i've ever implemented into a tank has killed or even cooked the fish. and i live in alaska, so if anybody needs a heater its me. the lifespan comparison of fish i've had with or without heaters is immense, i have fish who so far have lived 5 years, and one of them 11. those with heaters died in months.

[@team-dm7jk]

@@CosmoniYT do your research please. All tropical fish need heaters. I have tropical fish. My grandparents bred tropical fish for over 25 years. They need water at least 20°-30° degrees. :)