Going to Starbucks be like (Nichijou)

[@entropybentwhistle]

When the customer is terrified, just give them a regular sized mocha latte with whipped cream and they’ll be 100% satisfied.

[@tchbast1661]

Lactose intolerante, too bad xd

[@ne0peasant]

sbux mocha sucks give em caramel macchiato

[@TomMRF]

not sure if this is serious or a joke, but as a non-American, when I want to drink coffee I want to drink coffee. Just. Coffee. I don't want any cream in it, and I definitely don't want any sugar or syrup in it.

[@igotlotiononit]

@@tchbast1661 sounds like a you problem

[@calarquist3617]

​@@TomMRFas a non-american i want as little coffee in what i order lol

[@OtherMomo]

The best part of this whole scene is that the girl is breathing heavy cuz she knows what's happening, but she's working, she has to do these things without offending or further embarrassing the customer

[@ivanbro1]

sure maybe, but also her nametag says "new worker" or "in training"

[@soggybubble]

I think the worker was new. But it's fine.

[@Renzolino2000]

not really but ok

[@olivercharles2930]

She's breathing heavy because she is nervous.

[@KiatnissNZ]

​@@ivanbro1ayo, a wild saiko pepe

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

The best part about this is that Yuuko was freaking out about the various options, but those didn't really matter because as soon as she said 'espresso' she was going to get something small and bitter regardless of anything else

[@BisexualActs1]

Pffft you sure she couldn't handle a large espresso?

[@entropybentwhistle]

@@BisexualActs1 Nothing half a dozen sugar packets can’t fix.

[@groundbird4904]

@@entropybentwhistle one and a half sugar packets

[@_Blazing_Inferno_]

⁠​⁠@@groundbird4904 seventy-four sugar packets

[@percyross7612]

@@Suzume175My dude that is ADHD

[@The_Stray]

I always found the sequel scene funnier... Where she brings Mio, expecting her to suffer, but then Mio expertly orders. Yuko then has painful flashbacks to this scene with sad BGM playing and then runs away in tears, saying, "Die!"

[@riozero96]

Lol yeah 😂 I remember this vividly

[@wherefancytakesme]

Then tries to one-up her by going to a convenience store and asking for a special on chicken, calling it all the advertisement words on the poster like it's a title, only to get laughed at by the cashier like it's a joke. She runs out crying again, lol.

[@TheMiddlingGamer]

@@wherefancytakesme Yukko really can't catch a break

[@intreoo]

That scene was even funnier but I can't find it on KZbin

[@chlorophyll6154]

Today, my coffee is bitter, As not just bitter it's small as my intellect, How long shall I endure this, Magami River - Yukko

[@PartofHistory214]

Too many options, Coffee shouldn't be so hard, Mogami River.

[@billy4lifeify]

@@PartofHistory214 the second line needs one more syllable

[@billy4lifeify]

too many lines also your syllable count is all wrong 8 12 7 5 instead of 5 7 5

[@brash_hown]

@@billy4lifeify Cof-fee should-'nt be so hard. That's 7.

[@PartofHistory214]

@@billy4lifeify Too Ma-ny opt-ions 5 syllables Co-ffee should-n't be so hard 7 syllables Mo-ga-mi Riv-er 5 syllables Edit: Oooooh you're talking to the first guy, my bad. But yeah, the second line is indeed 7.

[@aqilshadow5451]

Man Yukko couldn't even hear the difference between fish and noodles, how was she suppose to know this

[@nolanschotanus2769]

Okay to be fair it's yakisaba vs yakisoba. If I was looking at a fish and fried noodles I'd probably panic too.

[@mihaldi5598]

​@@nolanschotanus2769yakisoba da yoooooooo!!!

[@aaronkelly8725]

yakisaba daiyo 😘

[@mountain_hills]

​@@aaronkelly8725yakisoba dayooooo!

[@corvaes]

the saddest/funniest part is if she’d picked literally anything except espresso she would’ve been okay. the other options on the menu are latte, macchiato, americano, frappuccino, and cappuccino which are all a lot more approachable

[@demosthenes995]

Wtf do all those mean....

[@corvaes]

​@@demosthenes995 the tldr is- all of these drinks have espresso as a base but with different additional liquids and ratios. the long version is- latte- espresso, about 8-12 ounces of steamed milk, and a layer of milk foam macchiato- espresso with a thick dollop of steamed milk on top. americano- espresso and hot water. ratios vary. frappuccino- varies a lot. generally, espresso, ice, and milk blended together. may include a flavor syrup or other additions. ive also seen frappuccino used to refer to a standard ice coffee. cappuccino- espresso and about 6 ounces of steamed milk with a thick layer of milk foam on top. espresso is just a super concentrated form of coffee made using lots of pressure.

[@tafazzi-on-discord]

ew

[@corvaes]

@@tafazzi-on-discord what do you find gross about it?

[@tafazzi-on-discord]

@@corvaes non-espresso coffee is a gross offense to good cousine

[@nationeer]

Another Nichijou clip getting slightly blessed by the algorithm, tis a fine day to slip some money to the coffee vending machine.

[@BisexualActs1]

Ohh is it the algorithm popping off a bit? I noticed this was getting a fair few comments and a lot of views out of left field and wasn't sure why 😅

[@olivercharles2930]

@@BisexualActs1 I didn't notice how old this video was.

[@johnleone1996]

​@Succubae I feel like people are starting to discover Nichijou and are falling in love with it due to how crazy it is😊

[@liaminwales]

@@BisexualActs1 yep seems so

[@awes5893]

​@@johnleone1996It's a cycle. I've had Nichibros clips come up again too. They age pretty well too.

[@imoutodaisuki]

In a small, dark cup Bitterness stirs with each sip Mogamigawa

[@BisexualActs1]

That sounds like something Godot from Ace Attorney would say 😅

[@よくぞわたし]

わろた

[@myczxr]

wheezing

[@sakamotoverge3194]

This is literally my first time going into a cafe for the first time. I only know expresso in the menu and ordered it. And it was so freaking bitter. Nichijou was truly ahead of its time.

[@BisexualActs1]

I'm glad so many of us have a horror story of our first time going to a cafe 😅

[@TheThursty100]

What did your Expresso tell you?

[@sakamotoverge3194]

@@TheThursty100 That it was a mistake to go there without any prior knowledge of Cafe Culture.

[@sleepy_jean]

I only know about coffee cause I worked at a Dunkin donuts in high school. It put me off coffee forever when i realized I was just serving sugar water with no coffee.

[@courierz9451]

If you wana shop at starbucks, but don't know anything, please, feel free to tell or ask your cashier anything. Only the doucheiest dummy is going to really sit there and make you feel bad. Most of us dont get why the jargon is the way it is either and have no problem finding out what you want and making sure you're happy with it

[@user-gg8tl5yt7d]

my personal tip is to say "12 oz" or "16 oz". etc You never have to bother learning starbucks cup sizes if you do that, the cashier will already know lol

[@BisexualActs1]

If I ever go to Starbucks again I may just have to try asking instead of just guessing and getting some weird drink 😅

[@zaxele]

I always thought the cashier was trolling on purpose in this episode because most teenagers don't like it (the bitter espresso shot)

[@ZimVader-0017]

​@@zaxeleHer name tag says "In training" on it, so she was anxious too 😅

[@MrPicklesAndTea]

Seems like I got the douchiest dummy then, I just make my own coffee.

[@jonconnor0729]

This is so relatable, in a spiritual, literal and actual sense.

[@ethanstoeckel3901]

Japanese Starbucks should do a Nichijou themed day where they change the Starbucks to Daiku Coffee. It's like how 7 Eleven in american did a simpsons themed one making them into real life quick e marts.

[@vtr0104]

You thought it was " Coffee of the Day", but it was I, " Espresso Doppio"!

[@BisexualActs1]

I like how out of nowhere I've gotten multiple JoJo comments 😅

[@skyfeelan]

@@BisexualActs1 probably an accidental brigading

[@arthurmilano2920]

The timing/beats at the end from the slow double face palm to the defeated complaints about the bitterness and size were by far the most gut punch comedy I’ve seen in a long time

[@SyamuNekoSan]

There's a scene later where Yukko wants to make suffer Mio going together to the same Coffee shop but she already knew how to order her coffee. It reminds me my sister and I. I was Yukko

[@plainblocks2]

Now that I actually worked at a coffee shop, I felt the unintelligible knowledge here become common words to me.

[@山田太郎-l3p9k]

英語圏の人々もスターバックスで注文することを難しいと考えていると分かり、とても興味深い。

[@もいもいぶるぺん]

元がイタリア語らしいからね… 難しいね

[@louisagreer1700]

I work at a cafe. When customers are unsure and there isn't a line, I'll work through the options with them, the most important being sweet or not sweet. "Espresso" as a menu item is pure coffee and will be small and bitter. Mochas are larger and include milk and chocolate, safe bet.

[@BisexualActs1]

I always get anxious about ordering at cafe's despite the fact that 99% of the workers are probably willing to be helpful and wouldn't be bothered at all if I asked 😅 Though I eventually learned about what you said - if I want something sweet I'll probably just take some sort of mocha, if I wanna shake myself awake it's time for an espresso

[@AzuriteCoast]

I had this happen to me at an airport Starbucks. To this day, I still don't know what to order.

[@BisexualActs1]

I'm the same way 😅 Ordered coffee at an anime convention and got some super weird random coffee.

[@shatteredscry]

Anything with the words 'chocolate, cinnamon, milk or almond' will be a hit.

[@duncanurquhart5278]

>walk into cafe >order a single shot of espresso >sit alone >take one sip >leave

[@VentiVonOsterreich]

When an introvert customer places an order in front of an introvert cashier

[@vizdrom]

As soon as she said espresso she was doomed...

[@spencerb8803]

I got to appreciate how the barista was handling herself very well while her customer is transcending to the 5th dimension.

[@monkeeee]

Nichijou is god tier

[@crackedemerald4930]

This is more intense than some shounen battles

[@Gameboygenius]

As Nichijou tends to be...

[@JohnZombi88]

This is me ordering every time. I still can't distinguish between all the different menu items and I've been drinking at coffee shops for 25 years.

[@MilekEagle]

Once at school we went to a restaurant, we were restricted to order for less than 150DKK and everyone ordered a burger and fries order with soda, except me, i ordered a steak order with an expresso. The expresso was as small as in this clip. Oh and i for some reason ordered creamed potatoes to the steak instead of fries, because i felt it would be more mature. I never liked creamed potatoes Actually i could not eat them at all, so one of my classmates proposed to eat them for me i will always remember that day as one of many awkward moments in my socially anxious life

[@BisexualActs1]

I'm sure your classmate who ate the potatoes for you was happy at least 😅 At least it's a kind of funny story now though! I only have ordered at Starbucks once and it was so intimidating to me

[@McRaylie]

Creamed potatoes… is that flødekartoffler?

[@MilekEagle]

@@McRaylie it is indeed.

[@McRaylie]

@@MilekEagle ok 😅 in English creamed potatoes sound a little suspect, a better translation would probably be potatoes au gratin

[@PropaneWP]

Potatoes au gratin are delicious. Probably doesn't pair well with espresso, tho lol

[@Commanderraf]

Got some promotional capsules for a Nespresso Vertuo machine. One of the flavours is called Bianco Doppio. I couldn't stop thinking about this scene.

[@osjuchava]

Ordering an espresso without knowing what it is, because you heard it in a movie or tv show and it sounded cool... Too relatable 😂

[@KakMugi]

thanks to nichijou, i always asked to the baristas rather than pretending that i know the meaning of their menus... i felt that being geniune felt more better than being so awkward like Yuko does and in the end got something that you are not expected XD

[@CabbageFarmerAi-Chan]

I like how to universe makes it a point to recommend me Nichijou clips once in a while, just to remind me of how much of a comedy masterpiece this anime is.

[@WJen8]

They were both hilariously adorable 😂

[@Seydaschu]

1:34 When you read a Jojo part 5 spoiler.

[@BisexualActs1]

I don't even need to check the timestamp to know it'll take me to Doppio 😅

[@_O_B_]

top 10 anime boss fights

[@cooperrogers9356]

real

[@LightMageMike]

All 10 are from Nichijou.

[@gabrielalexanderfallon]

Now that I actually know what a doppio is, this is actually pretty hilarious.

[@BisexualActs1]

Yeah when I first saw this I had no clue what anything they were saying meant 😅

[@thegreatBarbossa]

first time I was at starbucks I was with a friend who goes there regularly and I just ordered the exact same thing as her. it's still the only thing I know how to order there.

[@peachesandcream22]

It reminded me of what one of my co-workers told me. Oney day, the group of kids came to the café and all of them ordered espresso, because it was the cheapest option in the coffee menu. One girl from the group, after she took a sip, yucked and said "Ew! It's so bitter!". The co-worker answered: "Because it's coffee, ma'am". The girl looked so confused my co-worker tried not to laugh😂 The moral of the story: bever choose something only because it's cheap, always ask a barista about options in the menu. And if you know nothing about coffee, just order hot chocolate or cocoa with milk.

[@peachesandcream22]

*one **never

[@Individuo80]

2:14 i S t H a T a J o J o R e F e R e N c E

[@skyfeelan]

ikr! I just read vento aureo, and seeing doppio reminded me of this scene

[@keroro407]

Oh, I finally understood the solo and doppio, she's asking do you want single or double shot espresso.

[@mallyman133]

Its literally my ordinary life

[@4sfactor555]

This hit me hard back when I was introduce to Starbuck Franchise😅

[@margatroid631]

This anime is so dramatic and absurd that I like

[@Hik4rol]

We've all been through that NGL 🥹💔

[@docilelikewintercatfish]

Do..Do..Do..Do..Doppio

[@suvajeetdatta1220]

And people make fun of the Japanese for having so many vending machines

[@XneverstopfightingX]

It’s like that Gabriel inglesias bit where he goes to a Cuban place and they bring him a bowl of coffee.

[@baerishlyakita3711]

超にげー That line got me and so relatable to drinking a doppio 😂

[@komos3719]

Iconic doppio moment

[@jeremiahnoar7504]

In Yuuko's defense, Starbucks lives to humiliate new customers.

[@dihydrogenoxide5533]

Summarizes my first trip in Starbucks

[@evanlindsey1300]

I'm expecting the coffee maker writing her name wrong.

[@ASquared544]

Nichijou… we didn’t appreciate you til you were gone

[@Antifearn]

I have two suggestions: 1. Mai from my favorite anime, Nichijou. All of the characters in the show, especially the school girls, have God-like powers, but she’s the most mysterious and unpredictable of the main cast (she’s also my 2nd favorite character in the show). I recommend checking out the rock-paper-scissors scene, or the one where she “helps” Mio with her manga. 2. Ringo Starr from the Saturday morning Beatles cartoon. He’s a dorky chaos lord who trolls the other three Beatles to assert his dominance . Just watch him in all of the “Ringo the substitute Prop-man” segments. He nearly kills them a couple of times.

[@Ragequit47]

To be fair she is not a good employee too

[@lorivaldez4839]

As someone who enjoys coffee & Starbucks (My mother was also a coffee lover & she also enjoyed Starbucks) I can kinda relate to this because even when I place my order I get kinda shy (I’m quiet & shy irl) whenever I talk to the barista, but I usually just order a sugar free iced vanilla coffee then I’m on my way🧊☕️

[@BisexualActs1]

You're more brave than me 😅 I always wanna try Starbucks but I'm too shy to order from there! Same reason I never eat at Subway.

[@lorivaldez4839]

@@BisexualActs1 O-Oh thank you, I do my best to be brave but even I’m still shy 🙈 I got you because even I get shy at Subway, you know??

[@BisexualActs1]

@lorivaldez4839 the few times ive gone to starbucks or subway i practiced what I wanted to order ahead of time! I gotta get over my shyness though before I visit Japan next year 😅

[@lorivaldez4839]

⁠@@BisexualActs1 Smart move. I really should do that when I’m at subway but I do my best to be as normal as possible when placing my order! I think you’ll get over your shyness because you can do it, & I hope you also have a nice trip in Japan next year🙏

[@BisexualActs1]

@lorivaldez4839 I'm sure you do great when ordering! I think I'll be able to get over it as well, I'm studying Japanese to help me feel more comfortable, and worst case scenario I'll make my friend talk for me 😅 Thanks though, I'm gonna have a blast! (And maybe record a bit of the trip 🤔)

[@quantumangel]

Is it? Where I live most baristas don't even know what doppio means...

[@Ieatpaste23]

This show has the best over reactions.

[@hear-and-know]

Lol, first time in italy I ordered an espresso. But "espressos" in my country are bigger by default. Felt the same disapointment when the tiny cup came for me to drink with a slice of tiramisu

[@nyannyan443]

this is why I'd rather have instant coffee. 1.) none of that weird lingo 2.) you know what you're getting 100% 3.) you can adjust the flavor as you please 4.) i can get my fix of caffeine without interacting with other people *[most important point★]*

[@ninefortyfiveam]

someone pls send this to James Hoffman. i'm begging you

[@nauth123]

I haaate that feeling of being unprepared to order, you always end up withbsomething stupid

[@amirah390]

this is literally happened to me once, I chose espresso because it's the cheapest 😢 I have to pretend that's I like it in front of my friends 😂

[@harshitsingh4375]

Introverts aren't born, they are made.

[@朋子中山-o3r]

分からないことは聞こう それが一番恥かかない

[@serfdom221]

Note that this clerk is wearing a In Training tag.

[@郁八重樫]

全て専門家に決めてもらうのが最適解だ

[@Nyax50Lopez]

Me at cinemark when someone orders too fast and im there like "what size? What flavor? What bottle drink? What size of the bottle drink? Ummm layered or topped with butter on the popcorn?" Like bro they expect us to read their minds like OH GOOD GOD.

[@masterseeker360]

Walk into Starbucks and just order a medium them when the cashier says venice or whatever bullshit they call their sizes continue to call it medium to assert dominance

[@ivygardenmist5585]

This is my favorite scene in the anime

[@kat_cobain]

Luckily my first time ordering at a Starbucks was with a friend of mine at the time, so when I asked for a medium my friend just asked the barista for a Venti instead (which, Starbucks, please make a cup size between Grande and Venti, thanks). Thank god for online ordering though. But dang, the barista couldn't help Yuuko out? Poor girl was having a panic attack.

[@Ihaveanamenowtaken]

That would be me in my first day in Japan.

[@XShaneX19]

That pretentious coffee lingo drives me nuts too.

[@ariannasv22]

Ive only ever bern to starbucks once, and I ordered a vanilla latte. Tasted zero coffee and felt like I was drinking nothing but sugary milk and I hated it. Never went to starbucks again.

[@Derk_Mage]

Needs more views, cause this is old and relatable

[@luigigaminglp]

Kawaii no Doppio...

[@Prototype_46058]

Tommy Lee Jones has a coffee for you.

[@SomeUsernameSomeoneElseTookIt]

as someone who never ordered or drank coffee this is very true

[@ashutoshazad]

Drink milk. Safest choice.

[@sampersonguy5337]

I love this show

[@theodreer1356]

Look, there's nothing wrong with asking what it all means....

[@frilynrentor8500]

Then there's Mio

[@gunnerbradley5282]

Nice try. I am NOT googling doppio.

[@zarreyex]

Doppio… Is that a JoJo reference?

[@BisexualActs1]

This is a test. A person grows once they are able to defeat their weaker self.

[@smileyuiop]

Bandicam makes the best stuff.

[@zerolayne8245]

I like getting macchiatos, which already have two shots of espresso in them. I always ask for two extra shots to make it dark, and my baristas always look at me weird- Like yes, I know it'll taste like caramel flavoured dirt, but that's what I want-

[@BisexualActs1]

Honestly I don't know all too much about coffee even still, but I find it sorta interesting. That sounds like a bit much for my tastes tho 😅

[@CrimsonMey]

whenever I see this happen where I live, I notice that they always offer and push the more expensive option on the customer.😂 Is it part of the training?

[@BisexualActs1]

Ive heard from a friend who used to work in a restaurant as a waiter they're often trained to push something more towards the middle of the road, but that could just be my area! Or maybe cafes are different?

[@chesspiece4257]

yes it’s called up selling. at my fast food place cashiers are trained to always ask if the customer wants to upgrade their combo

[@blustickman0285]

2:00 that gasp will never not be funny

[@nobodycares3333]

Doppio nuts bro

[@cienoda3298]

So, I googled what a doppio is… you should Google it

[@ThatOneGingerFromSP]

I googled it and all i got was this pink haired twink

[@BisexualActs1]

yea that sounds about right not a bad problem to have tho (Tho in seriousness doppio as far as I'm aware means a double shot of coffee)

[@ThatOneGingerFromSP]

@@BisexualActs1 Impressive that you're still replying after 8 years! Mad props!

[@BisexualActs1]

@ThatOneGingerFromSP Thanks, I can only hope I'll still be responding 8 more years down the road

[@GiAnMMV]

Why is she so worried about the "Doppio" part? It literally means "double", lol

[@davidtogi5878]

Poor Yuko. She didn't know the phrase "give me your best recommendation". Then she can become the judge! 😈

[@BisexualActs1]

Honestly I never thought of using this myself either 🤔

[@nurarina9513]

D-d-d-doppio????

[@khadijahdanielian3918]

See, this is why I just order a hot chocolate

[@arthaloithxeres3680]

It is not episode 64 because nichijou only got 26 episodes.

[@BisexualActs1]

+Hung Nguyen Oh, sorry. I honestly wasn't sure. I just did a bit more looking around after you posted this and quickly found out it's from episode 16. I''ll now edit that in the description.

[@skztheworld_]

i think they meant chapter 64

[@arthaloithxeres3680]

@@skztheworld_ might be but ayy thanks for replying, i got major whiplash from finding out this thread is now 7 years old

[@firegirl1452]

Each episode has several parts in each one, that might be where the confusion is

[@arthaloithxeres3680]

@@firegirl1452 this makes sense, a similar thing to this would be mr.bean the british comedy show

[@dualinline7867]

Expresso T I T E!! T I T E tall!

[@awkwardzoltar3529]

This anime is one of the greatest

[@RinLockhart]

Why in god's name we had to see the tumblr layout? Who knows. Just adds to the experience.

[@BisexualActs1]

Yknow I ask myself what I was thinking when I did that to this day. Show some mercy, it was back in 2015 😅

[@geosama1317]

what's solo/doppio actually means? i never went into any coffee shop

[@BisexualActs1]

So solo is *basically* a single shot of coffee (espresso), whereas doppio is a double shot. Put simply, doppio has more caffeine than a solo. But the amount of coffee you get is still pretty much the same.

[@lucass.martins1091]

Dd-d-d-d--dooopioooooo