"Men have standards" -sniper tf2 "My standards are those who will stalk me because I want attention" - me
@dinosatay7 ай бұрын
aint it "proffesionals have standards" ?
@AverageSoldierMain7 ай бұрын
We are professionals 🧐
@catwaveanimation81067 ай бұрын
I started fucking wheezing when blud mentioned civil wars😭
@berni2347 ай бұрын
13:39 shes in for heavy metal?! No need to drug anyone, I'm in
@putrescentvermin7 ай бұрын
Here’s my metal care package: Black Sabbath, Acid Bath, Sleep, Slayer, Dying Fetus, Bathory, Napalm Death, Hatebreed, Godflesh.
@berni2347 ай бұрын
Damn, thank you. I'll listen to that :)
@hadookin477 ай бұрын
I reccomend the album Infest the Rat's Nest from King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, still addicted to that after 5 years
@Leetheblackvoid997 ай бұрын
I do love rock & metal music, and I do love yanderes, so i see this as an absolute win.
@ChillyReaper7 ай бұрын
Fuck. She had me at the gaming PC, even if it's probably a lie.
@formersat2 ай бұрын
it's probably just an old office PC with rgb strapped to it. At best maybe a GT 710 and an intel pentium, what a scam
@m1xxx3r7 ай бұрын
i think i have Milky Attraction Syndrome
@dishsoft44047 ай бұрын
I'd like being locked in her basement
@bolt15077 ай бұрын
I think you have aids
@bobafett61747 ай бұрын
Me too and it’s terminal I fear
@Sleep-tv3kj7 ай бұрын
Mans gonna die from milk, real@@bobafett6174
@louisrobitaille58107 ай бұрын
I have mommy voice attraction syndrome 😢.
@mr.vesper56597 ай бұрын
Listen, it's not a syndrome or anything. It's a lifestyle 😂
@phibi_berkeleytime7 ай бұрын
the doctor trying to hold it in and be professional is hilarious + the lollipops and tissues LMAO and yandere attraction syndrome is such an interesting idea! i really loved the twist and the ending too
@liamspruyt7 ай бұрын
OMG THANK YOU! i loved this script i heard it on another asmr video but i couldn't find it! glad you made it!
@kirasan29112 ай бұрын
11:45 "and a gaming pc" SAY LESS I'M IN hell yah she said gaming pc?!!
@sageviper29817 ай бұрын
I've been tricked, bamboozled and quite possibly hoodwinked; and I'm ok with that
@johnnywaterman61867 ай бұрын
Wtf is hoodwinked bro
@Raisinclm7 ай бұрын
@@johnnywaterman6186 its a ✨synonym✨
@Fightthefnaf4 ай бұрын
Indubitably I agree
@Chicken5_7 ай бұрын
We getting to the basement with this one🙏🔥🙏🔥🙏🔥🙏
@flavioxaviernavarroguerra86197 ай бұрын
what kind of sick bastard laces lollip- where am I? I was having some lollipops just now
@Rocktherio7 ай бұрын
Dr. Tell it to me straight? Am i gonna make it? No? Well... It was nice knowing ya...
@JosephNichols-kz8ov7 ай бұрын
I THOUGHT SHE SAID 13 YEARS OLD I'M DYING
@your_sebii7 ай бұрын
The MilkyVerse is real
@killanaut85207 ай бұрын
Ok you had me in the first half but leave my mom outa this
@flavioxaviernavarroguerra86197 ай бұрын
on my mama, no one ain't doing shit to her, on my mama
@VoiceofJuany7 ай бұрын
Those damn cds! Gets me every time…
@ProblematicHuman7 ай бұрын
Well doc I guess you'll have to give me lots of treatment. Wonderful audio
@Dragoon-ob3mg7 ай бұрын
Solitary confinement I am ok with that
@Dragoon-ob3mg7 ай бұрын
I never leave the house anyway
@GB-rd6jw7 ай бұрын
... which yandere will survive?
@Dragoon-ob3mg7 ай бұрын
Where can I sign up for this syndrome?
@harringtonyoung34417 ай бұрын
No lie, this one was pretty darn good and hilarious😂
@thewinterripper7 ай бұрын
you son of a glitch, I’m in
@TheMockingjay747 ай бұрын
I had some bad experiences with Yanderes. I had to see you.
@Kazatsuyo134 ай бұрын
You know what? When she takes me back to her fully furnished basement, and I awake to see she has the entire discography of Meshuggah, I will bark, beg, and roll over for Mommy without question.
@JakeSm4sh7 ай бұрын
Comment for the algorithm
@AngelFigeroa-vt8qt7 ай бұрын
FOR THE ALGORITHM
@Ultramegaboss73317 ай бұрын
FOR THE ALGORITHM
@Nobody_23w7 ай бұрын
FOR THE FU'ING ALGORITHM
@flavioxaviernavarroguerra86197 ай бұрын
for the algorithm
@ExcitedHibiscus-je8ny7 ай бұрын
she got me weak -_-
@Racoon_Tycoon5 ай бұрын
Oh noooo not the hot yandare doctor kidnapping me! What shall I do?!
@The-Lion-Of-Feronia7 ай бұрын
Well rock CDs are pretty cool tbh
@Femto_693 күн бұрын
I had a feeling about this nurse 😔😭
@yandereneko55237 ай бұрын
Yes I do have yandere attraction syndrome, why do you ask?
@lljw94557 ай бұрын
I Hope You’re Doing Well❤Great Video.!!
@misplacedchance7 ай бұрын
Thought this would be about being attracted to them, not the other way. I guess she could be making it up either way?
@tylerferguson31937 ай бұрын
Hope you'll have a good day
@darthhelvrynn7 ай бұрын
Heavy metal mommy milky? yep..im hers 🥴🖤🖤
@johnnywaterman61867 ай бұрын
Wooooooow
@scP----0015 ай бұрын
I scared of women
@JosephNichols-kz8ov7 ай бұрын
YES, YES, AND YES
@RogueIRL237 ай бұрын
4:10 SkittyKat? lol
@DankDoge5767 ай бұрын
Guys, am I cooked?
@johnnywaterman61867 ай бұрын
Yes very cooked
@kirasan29112 ай бұрын
yap, I'm sure you are
@GameFreakWOW7 ай бұрын
Oh no I have Terminal 7?
@nunoribeiro22087 ай бұрын
YANDERE LETZ GOO❤
@MrSHADOWANGEL9997 ай бұрын
Crazy good
@RavenMMori7 ай бұрын
I mean I'm not complaining Have a great day ❤
@aidangm74197 ай бұрын
13:39 Metallica please
@ColorfulChaos-cy7xx2 ай бұрын
Don’t you dare lay a finger on my mother! You’re not gonna be the only one i get to call mommy, though that is pretty hot tbh BUT STILL!!