GOLDBRIDGE ALL-TIME RAGES! | ULTIMATE Collection | ALL Killer NO Filler! Try Not To Laugh!

[@TheUnitedStandClips]

Diss Track Listing 0:01 - "Always Bloody Burnley" 0:37 - “It’s Phil Jones” 0:52 - “He’s Bloody Missed It What A Prat!” 1:11 - “It’s The Pink Boots!” 1:25 - “You Look Like A Tin of Salmon” 1:33 - “The Resistance of A Poppadom Catching A Bowling Ball” 1:37 - “Where’s David Attenborough? They’re A Team of Giraffes!” 1:57 - “Swarm of Cows on Laxatives” 2:19 - “Avocado Stab Vest Defending” 2:36 - “Bloody Clown Pants” 2:46 - “Panicking Like A Cat trying To Bury A Sh*t On A Marble Floor” 3:07 - “He’s Doing His Tesco Shop” 3:14 - “WHAT’S GOING ON?” 3:28 - “11 Minutes Gone And We’re 1 Nil Down, It’s Been Coming For 20 Minutes!” 3:55 - “Jurassic Park Defending!” 4:14 - “The Littlest Hobbit Gundogan” 5:22 - “Losing A Game of Hide & Seek To Stevie Wonder”

[@captaind2817]

3:28 is just ...😂😂

[@profezorflip854]

7:27 time is a strange thing

[@ArunPandey-zn1dk]

You're doing god's work mate

[@Sylla402]

@@captaind2817 Can't get enough of that part.

[@bonganimazibuko1901]

U didnt finish

[@benjaminb4558]

“He’s panicking like a bloody cat trying to bury a shit on a marble floor” is probably the greatest Goldbridge quote in recent times.

[@bchishi8339]

I can imagine the emotions of the cat 🤣🤣🤣

[@andreakeegan8317]

What a pratt phil Jones 😂😂

[@darraghmufc_3378]

Never want us to concede but he's genuinely hilarious with the stuff he comes out with after we concede

[@nyagechiram9761]

Hello Mr. White, would you like to cook a batch for me ? 🤫

[@robertmusson7307]

Like a cat trying to bury a shit on a marble floor

[@ManchesterUnited207]

Never agreed more w a statement

[@kokyyyy]

Yo mr white

[@anitagoodsleep5330]

I loved when Brentford scored there 3rd goal he says….stop it stop it …go back to Manchester 😂😂😂…

[@satyamsachan6837]

Mark slandering Peppa Pig while United are down by 2 goals might be the best thing I've seen all day

[@dorians-world]

And of course it’s against Burnley 😂

[@markpugh6808]

Peppa Pig is actually more entertaining to watch these days

[@awesoma330]

@@markpugh6808 Yea it's actually a solid show ngl

[@urid4264]

@@markpugh6808 more entertaining than watching united 😂

[@jtaco4101]

​@@markpugh6808plz don't make me puke out my ass. Daughter was obsessed.

[@f1andfootballfan993]

Mark: I love VAR 10 seconds later: I HATE VAR

[@yt_zachh]

Did u see me comment that on live chat as well 😂

[@FLAMEalan]

POMPEY! I love me a walk around the fratton park with the big tescos for a quick meal deal

[@YaRaginAye]

"All the resistance of a poppadom catching a bowling ball" His analogies are incredible.

[@AlanJohnPeach]

That one was special hahaha

[@aaa-yw7pi]

Im addicted to mark raging now lol

[@aaa-yw7pi]

Finally i got a heart lol thanks ive been watching for about a year and a half

[@greedy381]

This is comedy at its finest, laughed from start to finish, “Phil Jones with his bloody salmon feet” 😂

[@kwl189]

The “Why can’t Eric Bailey taaakkkkeeee it” slayed me 😂😂🤣 I love doing the watchalong with him and turning down the commentary just for this. Sad to say as a United fan, most games the watchalong is more interesting than the games themselves.

[@damienocallaghan2648]

If you are in to Politics and want Comedy Gold TYPE IN The Young Turks 2016 U.S. Election Meltdown😀😀😀

[@TheOriginalEwan]

“Burnley are a team i’d love to get relegated” Literally 1.5 seconds later *”Oh, Shit!”*

[@Rick-hx7tx]

That was when they had normal refereeing

[@ryanschultz4119]

Mark never runs out of his unique analogies!😂👍

[@salmanlawal9289]

Its always bloody Burnley!!! Pink boots, that looks like he's running on his bloody feet!!! Lol Classic, Mark at his best. Best video ever.

[@robertmusson7307]

Hahaha

[@NozzyE]

Mark is a Legend !!!

[@intotheshadow8943]

Yes he's the Goat of youtube

[@intotheshadow8943]

@@thewinnertakesitall4384 so what. Go make your own money

[@misterebel5872]

@@thewinnertakesitall4384 sound salty bro

[@alanhunt2457]

Course is a legend ..he's Elton John dude ...he's the best

[@jayspencer241]

Well Nozzy-E would never think I’d see you here , great mixes bro

[@stuartmckenzie7543]

Oh how times have changed, he's not crying for Mcsauce now. 🎯

[@TheManorBeast]

Wait around ...

[@rezapahlevi5056]

Who is mcsauce?

[@ZonZorZerx]

You'll always hope for someone better on the bench when the ones on the field are shit, but unfortunately they're all shit.

[@S-fn3oe]

@@rezapahlevi5056 mctommy

[@TryHardSoviet]

Looking back at some of our lineups over the years it’s not hard to see how Mark rages so much... Young and Pereria on the wing, Darmian and Jones in defence, Fellaini and Lingard in midfield 🤮😂

[@Travis015]

Yet ole with this squad isn't doing any better

[@footievids2391]

@@Travis015 fax this our best squad since sir Alex Ferguson

[@Travis015]

@@footievids2391 indeed mate we have depth and we have great players now and a young squad

[@AT-dp6rg]

@@Travis015 we are at that point where a class midfielder in Donny is forced to sit on the bench but we still be playing like shit smh

[@tevincoley7970]

@@AT-dp6rg imagine if mou had this team would probably win a league

[@njabulondhlovu534]

The analogies are incredible

[@chrisirwin5790]

I'm a Liverpool fan but I love this fella, calls it as it is. He is hilarious.

[@LiamEFC.]

probably biased but his meltdown on the sigurdsson goal is my favourite thing ever, it genuinely goes on for ages and some of the analogies are the greatest

[@ogunyemid]

Sammmeeee it was just pure comedy gold!

[@stanostano600]

Even as a liverpool fan I love mark. Propper fan who goes through every emotion we all do. You can tell he is also a decent man . I have to admit it like the fella.

[@shaaficicabdullaahi7620]

1:37 Where's David Attenborough coz we're just a team of bloody giraffes. Classic Mark lol

[@2pacalypsepastsghost890]

11:13 "Couldn't mark a toddlers spelling test.................. slower than a snails funeral"

[@uyiosaigiehon7174]

this one had me rolling 😂😂

[@captaincockerel7659]

Definitely the best 2 liners... both had me chuckling

[@2pacalypsepastsghost890]

@@captaincockerel7659 another gem "its like a bloody repeat, its like UK Gold"

[@captaincockerel7659]

@@2pacalypsepastsghost890 😂😂😂

[@iguiste23]

😂🤣 exceptional.

[@alanjohnsonbmw]

"I'm sorry if there's any Burnley fans, don't worry there's not many" 00:05

[@mixedmitchell9178]

The Matic reaction against Everton is underrated!! 🤣🤣

[@EMAH669]

He just seems so polite and so threatening at the same time 😂💀

[@kix_501st]

that’s why i love him 😂 the contrast in what he’s saying and the way he says it is awesome

[@adrianhughes8143]

Even though I am a Chelsea fan, Mark Goldbridge is my favourite person on KZbin. He is just great and he is so funny with some of his comments. You can see that he is so passionate about his club Man Utd. CFC 54 💙⚽️🇬🇧🇮🇪

[@taylormadevibe]

100 percent. Lfc fan here but he is on a diff level of entertainment. Best there is on the “bloody” internet. 😆

[@Masaifitness]

"Like a cat tryna bury its shit on a marble floor" lmaoo this man

[@imdaadmia9460]

Goldbridge is a poet and "Phil bloody Jones" brings the inner poet out of him

[@info0]

It's always bloody Burnley. Ah a classic :D

[@NandiCollector]

Damn! I got goosebumps from reading the names and formations in those years! OMG, what a terrible team selection we had. Unbelievable 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cerealsauce357]

Stuff like playing Dalot or Perreira at rw and even playing Lindelof at lb, so glad how the team has changed

[@NandiCollector]

@@cerealsauce357 I couldn't believe my eyes mate. Mark was right all the time.

[@tombardsley3081]

@@NandiCollector it still has bad team selections eg mctominay at the weekend

[@NandiCollector]

@@tombardsley3081 honestly, McSauce is the least problem, comparing today's squad/ mentality with those f retards we had.

[@tombardsley3081]

@@NandiCollector a lot of the squad is the same barring perreira, lukaku, and smalling

[@TheRealXoph]

"11 minutes in and we're 1nil down and it's been coming for 20 minutes" 😂😂😂😂😂 Some Interstellar time dilation Man U have Mark experiencing 😂😂😂😂😂 I love this channel.

[@lwandlemthabela3452]

“Its the bloody Ginger Longstaff”😂😂😂🤣

[@mcebongwenya7064]

I can literally watch this guy all day

[@volo8348]

EVERYTIME A TEAM SCORES AN ASS GOAL AGAINST UNITED I GO ON TO MARK’s STREAM TO SEE HIS REACTION🤣🤣

[@drfawad]

What's an ass goal

[@Make_A_ChangeKYSelf]

@@drfawad a stingey goal

[@javaniethompson3679]

Same

[@hulk8384]

😂😂😂😂

[@kamraankamil2573]

@@drfawad A goal that makes Mark go "Jam on toast/ Jammy bastards"

[@michaelhunt6288]

This is comedy gold. I'm glad I stumble across this, really needed a good laugh.

[@inderghandial]

IT’S ALWAYS BLOODY BURNLEY

[@Kaspisify]

"He's panickin', he's panickin' like a bloody cat trying to bury a shit on a marble floor." I love you Mark.

[@OrlandoTragic]

"11 minutes in and we're 1-0 down, its been coming for fucking 20 minutes." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sethrus2613]

"Always Bloody Burnley" *THE MOST ICONIC WORDS TO HAVE BEEN SAID*

[@abdirahmanali1731]

"Ohh shitttt!! They've bloody scored" 😁😁😄

[@shumi18]

It's the metaphors for me.. Defending like a bunch of drunk badgers in a sleeping bag 😂😂😂

[@Sam-bv1ii]

6:33 "who loses to arsenal", that aged well

[@hussain3640]

Were are you in the league

[@konstantinossotiriou5094]

@@hussain3640 13th, so imagine losing to the team in 13th

[@JRJR249]

@@konstantinossotiriou5094 imagine being shit

[@apmaaron3730]

@@JRJR249 I bet u support var United or Bruno United. One of them

[@JRJR249]

@@apmaaron3730 ur a joke club don’t cry 😢

[@AttackerNumberTwo]

Mourinho era Goldbridge rants were the best

[@kwl189]

💯 even I loved it as a United fan 😂😂😂 small consolation as we concede/lose but every team gives goals away and loses games. Jose really wound up Mark. Ole gets a free pass by all standards.

[@jordywoody14]

Lvg rants were really good too

[@angelkay1870]

8:28 "sponsored by dettol, it stings" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@athanasiosfloros5214]

“Oh NNNOOOOOO” it’s the GINGER LONGSTAFF!!!! It’s not even the one we wanted to sign 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 honestly I’m in absolute fucking tears.

[@zidanebrown3948]

B-tech long staff😭

[@cringycook9597]

The transformation from rage to acceptance is truly magnificent Mark 😂⚽️🏅

[@Hwella555]

7:35 the fact that he’s rating Scott Mctominay. Aaah how the turntables

[@benhaslam1839]

Yes

[@openmindchannel1978]

His being going to bed on time.. 😂😂🤣🤣

[@richardlewis6345]

4:36 the pain in his face

[@waduwill1332]

This gonna be 🔥

[@zinhlemzizi5959]

It’s the ginger longstaff 😂😂😂😂

[@kwl189]

It’s the Btech Longstaff!

[@mhamad301]

"Its Like Losing A Game Of Hide And Seek To Stevie Wonder"😂😂😂

[@freakingamer8986]

It's gonna be 🔥

[@mogarnier2546]

Mark makes my day 😂 It’s really entertaining when he loses his shit. I don’t listen to match commentary anymore, I listen to the match watching whilst watching the game.

[@stoney1a382]

"1 cross into the littlest hobbit on the pitch. Gundogan" 😂😂😂😂

[@akulvaishnavi884]

Damn looking at some of these teams... We really have improved in the past few years

[@finnyliverpool89]

have you????

[@shaneoz4006]

I absolutely love when mark rages. It's therapy for the soul I tell you too good

[@Stuart9075]

Possibly the best you tube post I've ever seen !😂

[@curiousredditor]

11 minutes and we're 1 nil down, its been coming for 20 minutes :) :)

[@cleguk9782]

Could watch this all day it’s like the 100th time watching it! 🤣

[@normanahabwe]

It’s like losing a game of hide and seek to Steve wonder 😂😂😂 PS: Stevie wonder is blind

[@liamjones1867]

Thanks for explaining the joke

[@anthonym1625]

😂😂😂 i was wondering what was the joke about

[@aviationloverdanny838]

Stevie not Steve

[@fletchy88]

Everyone knows that you Muppet

[@vlsui66]

@@fletchy88 I dont

[@kamatmehbro]

"all the resistance of a papadum catching a bowling ball" soooo gooood

[@thecontrarian999]

Watching Mark rages makes me feel better about myself.

[@kwl189]

The “You piece of shit!” Always makes me crease heavy 😂😂🤣

[@kes9684]

Funny thing is he doesn't even know who hes calling 🤣

[@kwl189]

@@kes9684 🤣😂 It’s true. I didn’t realise it until you mentioned it but he genuinely has no idea who to blame for that 😆🤣

[@Abdew62]

Would want a Part 2 for this.

[@b8nnytez]

Some brilliant off the cuff analogies. You're a legend Mark, and that's from a LFC fan.

[@superbrit3845]

Got up today feeling pissed off but this has cheered me up no end, absolutely brilliant, comedy gold.

[@743757]

7:16 Close him DOOOWN!!!1!!

[@ashtonholloway429]

This may be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

[@yashm7866]

Came here to watch Mark bang his table. Table : Am I a joke to you?

[@everythingarsenaltv]

2 minutes in and I'm already in tears 😂😂😭😭

[@KRYPTICV17]

Honestly. Knowing mark is from the same place I am is such a blessing

[@Wilk32]

I think he’s from Nottingham but I’m not too sure

[@stewartbrown4802]

This guy should be on stage he's brilliant

[@p2pp2p91]

"Panicking Like A Cat trying To Bury A Sh* On A Marble Floor" - OMFG took me dafuq out 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rolandburke2569]

You’re the best Mark. This is why we love your channels.

[@AnonymousAnonymous-uy6pe]

More of these vids plz soo good 😎😎😎

[@nwankwojoachin9548]

I've watched this video like 72 times now, and I can't stop..🤣🤣

[@hypofficall]

LETSS GOOOO

[@JulianSirian]

This is my new therapy session. It just always put me in a good mood;-)

[@dgs299]

6:35 the Everton meltdown is one of the best, goes on forever 😆

[@tomdomagalski3679]

Classic after classic after classic. Perfect viewing

[@andylovesbacon1297]

Do you think Mark knows he is this funny with the things he says? "He's slower than a snails funeral" 😂😂😂

[@kevinadamson5768]

Class to watch Goldbridge when he's on form.

[@beandog100]

"Like a cat trying to bury a shit on a marble floor..." Comedy Gold 🤣

[@CarlG-xu6qe]

8:23 goal for Sheffield United PISS OFF is so underrated 😂😂

[@Infamous_Cam]

“Piss off, get suffed” 😂😂😂

[@abubakr7767]

I love Mark so much...Long live Legend. He always does ent fail to make me laugh every single time.....

[@kingson709]

😂 I love when Mark hit the table.

[@ChopSamaHuh]

Defending like a freaking easter egg on a hot day😂😂

[@saintroddy]

2:20 I just realized that he possibly could've chosen that metaphor because he used to wear stab vests as a cop

[@billylufc]

6:58 this aged well, he really has been smashing them in LMAO

[@ovolevi702]

6:38 Matic slander😂😂😂😂my all time favorite

[@darkobojovic1936]

Slower than a snails funeral 😂😂😂😂

[@soapmactavish834]

It’s the punching on the desk that does it for me hahaha couldn’t hit it any softer if he tried 😂😂😂

[@desdog861]

I love Marks reactions he saves me from ranting myself. Pure gold. Keep it up mate

[@philipjoyce8817]

Odd how I play these to get a laugh and its all my favorite clubs worst moments....Mark is a legend!

[@omoleyemarcus6174]

The Burnley Rage gets me everytime 😂😂

[@dav_dump]

That first clip is the best thing ever.

[@twright1983]

I struggle to understand why goldbridge hasn’t been nominated for sports personality of the year

[@gogogaga3974]

LOOKING AT THE FORMATIONS IS PRICELESS

[@00discgolf]

Can not BREATHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@aatifmehmood3385]

It’s hereeeeee I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE BLOODY 🩸 LIFE 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@SaiBog_24]

Is it just me or did anyone else die of laughter at 0:24 I starting of laughing "Piss of Pepper Pig"

[@MissHannahLive]

Omg field of cows on Laxatives. Classic goldbridge. He has used this recently when we lost to lecesiter