Would be funny if he beat malenia and she called his strength extraordinary
@KGAnims3 ай бұрын
Excuses for Morgott's own lack of skill lll
@the_infinexos3 ай бұрын
@@TheRealFredbearPlushthe mark of a true lord
@solsticeequinox86883 ай бұрын
Hippo face, rhino nose, crocodile body, lion tail. If you travelled back in time and showed this to any Egyptian, they would go crazy.
@senpie66393 ай бұрын
Don't forget porcupine
@alalmalal3 ай бұрын
He’s one of the regular agheel style dragons warped into a hippo
@Fyre193 ай бұрын
SET ANIMAL HERE WE COME
@CRAZY_BRONY3 ай бұрын
A typical creature spawned by Crucible
@TsulaAngenati22923 ай бұрын
Ah, so a misshapen Ammit
@vivekpillai59193 ай бұрын
Margit : 10HP Hippopotamus: Full HP Also margit: "Well thou art of passing skill"
@knightgabriel13113 ай бұрын
Laser Golem: “Hell nah I’m not going out like this to a fucking hippo”
@cpman-zz8xz3 ай бұрын
Hail the Elden Hippo, Lord of wherever the fuck He wants to go.
@draw2death4212 ай бұрын
Probably Swamps.
@wabssm18473 ай бұрын
Seeing Godfrey rightfully win brings me much inner peace
@nomnomraptor7223 ай бұрын
Never before have I wanted so badly to see Godskin Duo win a fight.
@EldenRingFights3 ай бұрын
yes
@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire3 ай бұрын
It’s fitting that so many people are having problems with this boss, since Real Life Hippos in the wild ARE that much of a menace despite their goofy appearance (properly raised ones in captivity are somewhat less so, but that’s about par for most animals that are raised in captivity anyway.)
@glatykoffi66723 ай бұрын
Hippos are everything you'd expect from a monster. Real easy to overlook our own environnement without the proper perspective.
@bonjour72093 ай бұрын
Hes about as fun to fight as fighting a hippo irl
@chillax3193 ай бұрын
@@glatykoffi6672 With how bloodthirsty they are and how many people they kill they are really close to the monsters.
@GeuPil3 ай бұрын
Me when I find the rat that has been terrorizing my kitchen. 25:08
@mewxtherealitygod47063 ай бұрын
FRYING PAN ATTACK!!
@leonardocarrion19963 ай бұрын
That poise damage from godfrey You love to see it
@MaleniaUU3 ай бұрын
Always like it when u make Godfrey’s grab work
@draw2death4212 ай бұрын
This guy also has a cut wing form. He was suposed to get this attack 13:31 with that form but they run out of time so they just made him be able to do it without the wings lol.
@diegodankquixote-wry3242Ай бұрын
"I am the lord of all that is golden..." "And I am th hippo of all that is golden!"
@ringercat3 ай бұрын
First i was like, thats not a hippo, thats a rhino. And then, now thats a porcupine.
@dylantorres-brown59762 ай бұрын
Maliketh is him lol. Even with an overpowered DLC boss he still wrecks
@kimberlyazula3 ай бұрын
Rennala actually doing better than usual. Awesome. She deserves some love
@Henr1que1483 ай бұрын
I feel bad for her
@B.R.E.A.K.F.A.S.T.15 күн бұрын
3:08 damn that was cinematic as fuck
@jackoconnell4412 ай бұрын
Fire Giant really was just smacking it down over and over huh.
@YMS09D2 ай бұрын
Personally, I feel for the multistage bosses the Hippo should have gotten full health as well, since this isnt a 'normal' fight. just feels like it would have made more sense
@mostima23 ай бұрын
Hungry hungry hippos lookin ah but with hedgehog spikes
@Hawkens4k2 ай бұрын
When they said hippo's were lethal i didn't think they would mean they could kill a dragon...
@anonymouspinecone98842 ай бұрын
Falling star beast pulled some wwe shit at 9:18
@cowhale24882 ай бұрын
As a BIG monster fan I freakin love these guys!
@TheBoiMyers2 ай бұрын
As much as I like the concept of a big ass monster and I like the lesser hippos, I fucking HATE this big one, its shit camera angles, and its shit hitboxes. Worst boss in the DLC and maybe even all of Elden Ring imo.
@cowhale24882 ай бұрын
@@TheBoiMyers I heard they fixed the hitboxes, I got there after the patch. It was a perfectly fine bossfight for me. Camera is only a problem if you get cornered which is true for every other fight
@TheBoiMyers2 ай бұрын
@@cowhale2488 If they fixed the hitboxes, that solves the camera issue I had, since the problem would be that he'd force you into a corner with his shitty undodgeables. Still bottom 2 boss alongside Commander Gaius if his hitboxes got fixed.
@waibansteinburg8192Ай бұрын
Golden Hippopotamus vs Angry Bowling Balls please
@UnderdarkPrince3 ай бұрын
Now that I’m watching this I realize whoever programmed this Hippo made it hyper specialized against players which makes it kinda weak against other huge creatures its own size. Much of its strategy against players involved picking you up in its mouth and chewing on you but if it can’t eat you at all it’s kinda trash.
@crazymage53162 ай бұрын
Maybe the non dlc boss dont do as much damage because there not scaled properly. Like how the player needs scadutree fragments to be stronger
@PatrickDosSantosLima3 ай бұрын
Is that the hippo in the trailer or is there more than one in the game??
@s8theninjawarrior9163 ай бұрын
Its technically the one from the trailer as it is the only one with the porcupine ability but its not in the same place as the trailer
@TheScrootch3 ай бұрын
There's a few more of them
@carbonatedmoose78723 ай бұрын
Not even the hippo could beat god skin duo
@Chpow013 ай бұрын
One thing I honestly dislike about these "who would win?" videos, is that terrain matters as do boss mechanics; Godfrey has half of his moves (throws) removed, God-Eating Serpent has his arena removed... I dunno it's just frustrating as the game is still programmed to try those now impossible to pull off moves, as opposed to moves that actually would do damage.
@thevortexianbolt29703 ай бұрын
or as I like to call him, crusty ass super saiyan 3 sonichu
@Alex-xi2nz3 ай бұрын
Obviously Godrick held back.
@insertfunnynamehere89843 ай бұрын
Rampage of the Very Angry Hairbrush
@dodojesus45292 ай бұрын
Golden hippopotamus: not golden and barely has any hippopotamus features. Great boss
@Bleepbleep77773 ай бұрын
I play ng7 dlc,this hippo have 65k -70k hp,damn💀
@Skuthulu-archives2 ай бұрын
I fought him pre patch and man...fuck this thing
@latin5263 ай бұрын
He even did not beat Malenia's 1st phase
@spicy_quaid2 ай бұрын
Why tf is his poise breaking so easily?
@EldenRingFights2 ай бұрын
he has low poise
@Kaz0w3 ай бұрын
Hippopotamus face be like -> :o
@bigwhw45803 ай бұрын
Fortissax clung to life damn
@Nagoso53313 ай бұрын
“I’ll fight till my very last breath!” - Some inspiring soldier
@tiger220593 ай бұрын
Anyone surprised Malenia and Maliketh won, cause I’m not definitely not.
@dannyboy55642 ай бұрын
Classic Placid in boss v boss fights, cheating towards the end by never sitting still for more than 2 seconds. Also, this dude has literally 0 poise, he goes down every time he gets hit. If he had more poise, he'd probably have won most of the ones he lost.
@TheDawg12123 ай бұрын
I dont know if it was the patch but hippo was the easiest boss even more than pre patch divine beast
@zordonelite3 ай бұрын
The patch did absolutely nothing
@kafredo3 ай бұрын
uh... those bosses need some scadu frags. lol
@alexdupps11053 ай бұрын
So maliketh is still daddy. Got it lol
@LucazioJ3 ай бұрын
Ancient dragon stunlocked him
@leonardcaz76223 ай бұрын
Halo bang
@GabrielAlves-br7tx3 ай бұрын
MotoMoto
@МаратВасильев3 ай бұрын
You know this boss seems to be the weakest so far, even radagon did really well against him
@AnthonyDoesYouTube3 ай бұрын
I think even the Blackgaol Knight can reach malenia phase 2
@joeherrera88263 ай бұрын
Not hard of a boss but annoying.
@hideous_taco_michael_zacki3 ай бұрын
Placidusax is the kind of guy who sleeps during the whole battle, then suddenly realises he's at 20% hp and is going to lose, and enters some mad shit ulta-instinct mode and doesn't even let the enemy hit him.
@trevfisher4486Ай бұрын
@@hideous_taco_michael_zacki gets behind him with bleed weapon
@Count.Saruman3 ай бұрын
If the boss were named accurately it would be "Annoying Hipporcupinoceros".
@iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub3 ай бұрын
Why do people forget the hippo is a duo boss where the camera fights you as well?
@MihajloNastic3 ай бұрын
@@iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub sounds like skill issue is mastermind controlling both
@LordKosmux3 ай бұрын
@@MihajloNastic Nah, that's a bizarre design, how do you even dodge falling spears...
@MihajloNastic3 ай бұрын
@@LordKosmux good old run&roll similiar to waterfowl dance, such attacks are not exclusive to ER
@Gacha-Ritual-Master3 ай бұрын
@@LordKosmux Maybe you don't, that's quite a lot of spears falling down 😅
@AndresLopez-st3lz3 ай бұрын
Is there any lore in this thing or messmer just thought "wow what a cool animal, Lets put it in my castle lol"
@jonathonmiller26623 ай бұрын
I like to imagine it just kinda wandered in at some point during the construction or renovation and no one was crazy enough to try and go in to get rid of it.
@SG-iv5nt3 ай бұрын
Considering the specimen house, I think messmer just saw this thing and was a geek about it
@fsjof3 ай бұрын
Messmer: I just think they're neat...
@bigball77413 ай бұрын
Golden hippopotamus,he’s so cool
@silasfreeman25953 ай бұрын
It has holy properties, so it was probably a gifted pet from Marika before she abandoned him.
@alehanedilko21473 ай бұрын
Placidusax 100-10% hp: 😢 Placidusax 10%> hp: 👹
@jeffreyormsby9373 ай бұрын
< is less than, > is greater than
@IIIDynamix3 ай бұрын
@claythose3 ай бұрын
@@jeffreyormsby937No?
@brodericksiz6253 ай бұрын
@@claythose He's literally right, you know? How about you google things before correcting people? btw, I typed this and, before hitting "send", I did check on google. Yes, the person you're trying to correct is right
@curie14203 ай бұрын
@@jeffreyormsby937 yeah i didnt even understand his comment and went into the replies if someone said something about the greater than 10% hp lol
@luisalejandro39983 ай бұрын
Always happy to see half hp Maliketh clap bosses with 3 times his full health.
@tooru-kun41782 ай бұрын
that's the power of % based damaged
@TheDustyChinchilla2 ай бұрын
Maliketh the 🐐
@marcomolendini73642 ай бұрын
"I am the lord... Of all that is golden" "Lol" said the hyppo. "Lmao"
@songbird64143 ай бұрын
One of the many bosses of the DLC that made me happy to be a monster hunter veteran.
@afungai16493 ай бұрын
Makes me feel right at home.
@the_infinexos3 ай бұрын
"I'VE FOUGHT DEVILJHOS MORE FEARSOME THAN YE"
@songbird64143 ай бұрын
@@the_infinexos EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TGINKING THE ENTIRE TIME. Also “oh yeah whatever tf Tigrex charge is harder to dodge than this shit”.
@bobthelonghairedboi54252 ай бұрын
I treated him like how i treated black diablos or uragaan in world and it worked surprisingly very well, he even has the annoying roll move that stun locks you too
@megaquazadarkside75982 ай бұрын
@@songbird6414Brute Tigrex and even Molten Tigrex are worse
@thehoodedteddy13353 ай бұрын
“Hippos are an animal that I will accept has phases in real life” -Mandaloregaming
@sirhCKtv3 ай бұрын
This stupid hippo didn't even stagger once when I fought him and in this video he seems like hes the easiest boss to stagger lol
@bunklypeppz3 ай бұрын
If you are using a weapon with good poise dmg it is pretty easy to stagger him. I was using the Greatsword and if I managed to land 5 or so decent hits without downtime it would usually put him down for a critical hit. Landing the critical was a nightmare though because you have to run around and get to the correct side of his face and trigger it from a weird angle, so almost half the time it wouldn't register as a crit and my character would just do a regular r1 attack.
@bendover-pp7tm3 ай бұрын
i was using giants crusher and staggered him like 7 times
@sirhCKtv3 ай бұрын
@@bunklypeppz yeah he was a pain I got him eventually but I'm using the new light great swords been great other than this hippo lmao
@DeNihility2 ай бұрын
You're not wrong. I was in NG+5 with a level 4 or 5 scadutree buff and he would not stagger even with the stronger Lion's Claw AoW.
@sirhCKtv2 ай бұрын
@@DeNihility right?? This procuhippo was beating my ass
@avoicefromtheshadows27453 ай бұрын
My friend was so mad at this boss that he called it the "stupid Golden Hypotenuse."
@sethleoric25983 ай бұрын
Maliketh and Malenia slaying it while so many other failed, shows why they were the strongest.
@gilgamesh83343 ай бұрын
Malenia in base form WTF…
@CalmingVisionary3 ай бұрын
Yep, both of them are also using their own powers. Maliketh with Destined Death and Malenia has control over rot. It's not like the final boss, who's hard only because he's getting powered up by an actual God lol.
@edwinkiebe31623 ай бұрын
@@CalmingVisionaryMalenia also gets her power from an outer god...
@rogeliorocha72212 ай бұрын
Lansseax clutched it too.
@Wafflemarine223 ай бұрын
Golden Hippo the hero we all needed. Some of these fights were better then the King Kong vs Godzilla movie.
@Moneyaddthenmultiply2 ай бұрын
3:59 - 66 Million years ago, Late Cretaceous
@the_infinexos3 ай бұрын
That hippo has more facial hair than I do
@snazzyfeathers3 ай бұрын
Man, the fire giant kicked that hippos ass.
@9Nifty3 ай бұрын
There are gods and then there is hippopotamus!
@LucHernadez3 ай бұрын
Ah yes a boss when most of the bosses could actually stand a chance to use thier best move
@thesavagegummybear73413 ай бұрын
Fucking love seeing maliketh hold his own in these fights
@zoeadkins90952 ай бұрын
8:05 Poor Golem drew an anti Sea Bear circle. 😪 Doesn't protected against Sea Rhinoceros.
@AnthonyDoesYouTube3 ай бұрын
23:50 such a damn good frame looks like an anime
@aymaneajana55063 ай бұрын
3:08 cinematic death
@kaltsssit3 ай бұрын
Cinematic*
@TheScrootch3 ай бұрын
That dang nom nom grab though
@HammboneBob2 ай бұрын
The disrespect of putting a rhino horn on a hippo still irks me. I fucking hate hippopotami. Like really bad. I guess it's cool but whatever man. Great video, thanks for making it. 👍🏻
@Eugene_TEC3 ай бұрын
ain't no way the hippo beat mohg despite nihil bs lol
@somerandomdude37293 ай бұрын
You saw it survive the meteor crash from Radhan. What else where you expecting?!
@kibousn16863 ай бұрын
And still lost to Phase 1 Malenia.
@LordKosmux3 ай бұрын
He's basically devil itself if you didn't get it, so that he speaks latin.
@justincoloma37213 ай бұрын
@@LordKosmuxNo Nihil in Latin means “nothing”.
@LordKosmux3 ай бұрын
@@justincoloma3721 True, I read that in Maquiavelli's book, forgot the meaning...
@bok3rnes4253 ай бұрын
Giant Rhino-potamus. Great video❤❤❤
@EldenRingFights3 ай бұрын
thanks
@bok3rnes4253 ай бұрын
@@EldenRingFights you're welcome❤❤❤
@buttovelli91983 ай бұрын
@@bok3rnes425and porcupine. Rhino-porcu-potamus
@evanwest47512 ай бұрын
Loved seeing Godfrey whoop its ass with his bare hands
@reggieshark3 ай бұрын
Rhino Hippopotamus Porcupine 😂
@bacleedon56703 ай бұрын
This thing basically: “ How Medieval people would reconstruct the Hippo ( without see it )”
@Machine_Cult3 ай бұрын
Of all the bosses I’ve ever fought, this is the only one I killed in one go EVER
@KDoodleNoodle993 ай бұрын
Having a draw with Laser Golem is very respectable
@guypowerstrength58373 ай бұрын
they just need to get more skatdoodoo tree fragments!
@RegalRoyalWasTaken2 ай бұрын
Margit after getting hit once: I would like to apologize
@Kailibane3 ай бұрын
Queen markia must be ponding how a big hippo manges to become elden lord
@vasilylozinskiy19732 ай бұрын
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinkertoy I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
@neutronstar58402 ай бұрын
To be honest, im sure that if he take several tries, the results will be much different, because globally if we watch videos like this, some bosses are almost dead, and i think video makers run the fights over and over again, to choose the results which they wanna show, so these are not real, but corrupted results. As far as I watch these battles, you won't find a single video in which all the bosses are defeated (at least 1 boss will be winning the fight), which is suspicious to me.
@draw2death4212 ай бұрын
And golden hippo was gonna get wings too! Theyre fully animated but not textured. Imagine that lol.
@glatykoffi66723 ай бұрын
Realistic outcome of regular guy vs hippo
@pior_menbro_da_ninhada2 ай бұрын
5:34 Hippo: Why do not you die!!? Lichdragon: NANO MACHINES SON
@xchernandez3 ай бұрын
Omg, Rennala thinks she’s Rellana with all her melee attacks.
@EldenRingFights3 ай бұрын
LOL
@AdamMerlin2 ай бұрын
Speaking of which did you replace the strongest ancien dragon with the dlc one or no?
@kwadwoasante35042 ай бұрын
It will be easier to without the constant stunning from rennala and the ancient dragon
@gilgamesh83343 ай бұрын
The scaling just ruins it for gameplay reason imo just not lore accurate
@animgreppi2 ай бұрын
love how every souls-like game has random mogs stronger than bosses
@Xenomorphdude4722 ай бұрын
Well, more like a Elden Ring’s version of Chimera.
@trevfisher4486Ай бұрын
The bosses: how tf did this hippo get through the door??